2 days to go
>tfw you will never perfect sex with Chiri.
Yesturday's tread almost lasted to today ;_;7
You're my favorite anon.
>>143939485
death is near
who /matoi/ here
post best matoi images
>>143939462
Yesterday's thread was shit
>>143939535
>>143939535
>>143939536
>>143939537
>the exact same second
>>143939581
We're all in sync for despair.
>>143939581
I actually am a little too scared to go into the final thread.
>>143939668
>>143939575
Agreed. To come so close to a full 24 hour run and to archive just before the finish line is so disgustingly inproper.
>>143939717
>>143939801
>>143939799
How far did it get? I saw it this morning with like 120~ images and was worried I wouldn't be able to dump today's chapter.
>>143939863
>>143939715
Me too man.
>>143939863
It got spammed to bump limit because people wouldn't let it die naturally.
>>143939908
>>143939863
last post was about an hour ago.
I still maintain this is one of the bests twists I've ever seen in a manga
OP what will you do with your life when this is finally done?
>>143939955
>>143939365
Good. Another pointless daily shitpost thread will finally cease to exist.
>>143940074
i feel like i had no chance of seeing this twist coming holy shit
>>143940120
fin
>>143940176
Cheers, as always.
>>143940176
Goodbye, manga dumper.
>>143940176
Thanks for the dump.
Jokes on the newfriends. The journey was much better than the destination. D-day will be a shitfest I guarantee it.
>>143939365
>2 days
Wait seriously?
You're not bullshitting me right?
>>143940176
Thanks
>>143940285
After seing yesterday's thread, I believe you
>>143940176
Thank you. As always.
>>143940285
>The journey was much better than the destination
Japan's obsession with the journey rather than the destination has left me in despair!
>>143940321
It's happening.
So.... what will we actually DO in two days?
Marathon the show together?
Get drunk together?
Grow taller together?
All of the above?
>>143940403
We kill ourselves together.
>>143940260
Use the google, anon.
And you have to hurry.
There are 3 seasons and ovas
>>143940403
Season finale OVA of the ending will be revealed in 2 days.
>>143940176
is this the actual, final ending? what a mood shift for a comedy
>>143940475
Two more chapters.
>>143940403
There's gonna be a marathon here.
http://galax.moe/szs/
And afterwards, group suicide.
>Haven't been on /a/ in months
>Check it on a whim
>See this thread
>Holy shit this is still going and the count down has got that low?
>might as well read the chapter, they're always funny
>mfw
>>143939365
Will mods be gods and made the thread a sticky?
>>143939955
>abyss watchers
>>143940514
It'll only be an attempt, assuming you've been keeping up with your neck training.
>>143940514
What time will it start ?and when it will all end ?
>>143940573
Nobody wants that. Nobody.
>>143940573
I feel like a sticky might actually happen.
And that will make everything 10x worse.
>>143940176
this neadlessly dark and depressing ending to a comedy manga has left me in dispair
>>143940573
I hope that when the time comes, a janitor will be closeby, waiting for a link to the stream to be posted, before he 404s the thread.
I'm scared.
>>143940573
I fucking hope not. Its going to attract the memesters, shitposters, and people who dont actually care about these threads.
>posting in a sticky :XCCDDDDDD
>>143940260
Anon, I hate to break it too you, but there's no fucking way in hell you're going to make it in time for the final thread.
There are simply too many episodes you'd have to grind through, and SZS is NOTORIOUS for being hard to marathon.
Just watch Season 1 and season 3, and the ovas if you want to make it in time.
>>143940514
When is it starting?
>>143940855
how bout you just spoil it for me then?
>>143940971
There's nothing to spoil. Except the ending, which isn't even animated.Yet. ;_;
>>143939462
Every day until you turn pure.
It was a punishment for lewd Chirifags' heresy.
>>143940176
Thanks!
>>143940801
We already have these people.
>What's the joke?
>Is this the last chapter?
>I'm finally going to watch this so I can feel included!
>>143940971
>>143941015
>>143941010
i mean, i just wanna understand the image. i wanna too
>>143941110
Read the manga
>>143941110
Then just watch the episode.
>>143941008
I'm positive Chiri wants to do it properly.
>>143941110
Listen to the radio show.
>>143941157
which episode do I need to watch?
>>143941193All
>>143941193all of them.
>>143940176
Thanks for the dump, anon.
>>143941008
I wonder if the 'anal' lewd Chirifag will return in the next two days?inb4 he has made himself taller
>>143941254
>>143941258
fuck it, i'' laugh first THEN watch the series. now who's laughing?
>>143941010
Oh, and I forgot to mention pseudo-namefags who go by personas and post the same thing every thread.
So who is your favorite girl?
Mine isKafuka.
Having 2 days left to watch the last 8 episodes has left me in despair
>>143941345
It sure won't be aproperlaughter.
>>143941418
If I can watch 50 episodes of CG in two days, you can watch 8 episodes of SZS in the same time.
>>143941374
It's called being a tripfag, you gloriously obvious newshit. Holy fuck.
>inb4 facetious / meme'ing / being ironically newfaggy
You weren't. Don't even try to lie. Please fuck off.
>tfw I was introduced to this atanime clubinhigh schoolwhen thefirst season was new
I feel old.
>>143941511
Is this that thing called "shitposting"?
>>143940971
>>143941110
And you two, I have no fucking words to express my disgust...
>>143941159
Chiri wants to "do it" only with Sensei. Know your place, scum.
>>143941309
I already forgot the many lewd Chirifags that came and left.
>>143941569
then stop watching anime and read a book you inexpressive faggot
>>143939537
Isnt it funny? As we approach death, the threads fight in a futile attempt to live longer as they notice it.
>>143941582
I don't really mind if I do it with Chiri or not. I'd probably just do it with Nami and take responsibility. It's only normal to want to do things like that.
>>143941569
40% explosion ending is the most proper way to end the final thread.
>>143941724
>>143941568
Don't ever post again. Being hipster-tier levels of ironic / memetastic do fucking nothing for you. Nobody thinks you're cool, you convince nobody, and you win nothing.
>>>[s4s] / leddit / Jewtube And stay there.
>>143941705
It seems as though I need to kick higher, kindness-kun
>>143941724
What the fuck does that even mean? Stop being a retard.
>>143941724
No, the most proper way to end the last thread is to have the BGM of the first SZS scene playing in the last thread. Might as well stop with what we began.
>>143941906
Read the manga
>>143941724It needs to be exactly 50%.
>>143941926
>BGM of the first SZS scene playing in the last thread
That can happen to.
I remember that Kino thread where kinomod put the ED on repeat in the thread.
Good times.
>>143941926
If the mods allow this to happen, I will break down into tears.
That shit gets me every goddamn time.
>rewatching zoku
My blood is leaving my brain.
>>143941949
I have, from the first chapter to the most current one. I simply do not understand the way it could be applied to a last thread, or in the way you referenced it.
>>143940451
DESU!
>>143941691
You must choose one and give your undying loyalty. That is the proper path.
>>143942135
If you have, then you should know about the recurring joke about the ends of the chapters lacking creativity, and about the author falling back on having an "explosive ending" where everything blows up. That's what he was referring to.
>>143940451
>>143942179
Gensokyo meetup incoming.
Remember, Aim towards the ceiling, not towards your forehead.
If you're gonna go out the manly way by drinking bleach, remember to do it on an empty stomach.
You'll meet your waifu much quicker that way.
>>143940285
I hope everyone has a good laugh, 7 years in the making. Get ready to post laughing gifs/webms for laughs.
>>143941391
These threads are Chiri territory.But all the girls are good
Someone should tell Kumeta about these threads.
>>143942567
He already has enough to deal with.
>Nothing happens in 2 days
>>143942308
Again, I fucking understand the reference, but I do not understand - again - how the fuck it can be fucking applied to the thread. The way you reference it, if it were to go to its natural conclusion, would add absolutely fuck all to a final thread.
We're not mods, nor are we authors.
We need something tangible, something physical, something that people on the front page will see and go "oh wow what the fuck", or something along those lines.
What, are we going to just post pictures of explosions the entire thread? How the fuck can you do it literally?
It was a retarded idea from the start, not to mention coming from someone who's trying too hard to fit in - saying things unnecessarily in a thread already full of cancerous faggotry.
>>143942620
>>143942602
Does he have a twitter?
>>143942620
Put your leg down a bit anon.
>>143939365
I forget what the original 7 years referred to.
>>143942620
Stop.
No one cares.
>>143942811
Time delays
>>143942620
You have autism. That is not an insult.
>>143942335
Only acceptable answer / thread conclusion. Anything else is fucking retarded and should be purged / reported for autism / newfaggotry.
>inb4 no fun allowed
This isnt tumblogarb or fucking /v/ friendly culture here. Yes, we're trying to have a good time, but If you want your 14 year old summerfag-tier ruination, go back to deviantart / youtube
Literally the only acceptable answer. Even ironic laughing gifs and shitposting SHOULD keep us in the clear, just keep it cuck-free, newshit-free, hugbox-free and /v/-free and we should be fine guys.
>>143940855I've managed well so far as I'm about 17 episodes in. Probably going to have to marathon the last 20 episodes on Sunday.
What picture will be used for the OP when the awaited day comes? Itoshki laughing, a collection of all characters laughing,all in despairor something else?
Ringo>Rumba>Bure
>>143940403
Laugh at the joke.
>>143942716
I meant in general, judging by his paper blogs in SZS
>>143943305
Rumba=Bure>/=Ringo
>>143942781
Nobody is going to fucking grab it anyway. It's not like I fucking jumped before kicking. Was that a bit too rehearsed?
I suppose maybe I'm preparing for ankle grabbing a bit too preemptively, but come on, this is /a/, a place where the tism is so fucking strong, retards can ruin FUTURE threads you plan on having.
>>143942811
>>143942989
What am I even reading right now? Damn, go to a forum or something with this srs bzns.
>>143943305
Rumba Rap>Ringo>Bure>Rumba
Romance Romanesque best ED, this is objective fact.
>>143939925
People are just more interested in the threads now that they're in the final count down, can't be helped.
>>143943474
>Romance Romanesque best ED, this is objective fact.
That's not how you spell Zetsubou Restaurant
>>143940855
>and SZS is NOTORIOUS for being hard to marathon.
This is very true. The most I can do in one sitting is a single cour.
>>143943541
You're right, it's not.
Just a quick reminder; If you're not laugh-kun, or are not a mod with the intention of celebrating this event - do not make fucking fake DF7Y threads on the day its supposed to happen.
Leave it to Laugh-kun to make the thread, or a mod. Just, overall, don't be a fucking faggot. Seriously, don't.
>>143943541
Can't disagree with you there.
>>143943649
>yfw on the day of celebration, every single reaction image across every board is replaced with her laughing face for the entire day.
It would be glorious.
>>143943649
Great, now we're going to have dozens of the threads.
>>143943708
Well, you can't account for fucking retards I suppose. We're pretty bad at actually getting events to come together properly. And people like you are part of the reason why.
>>143943305
Ringo>Bura>RunbaAll are good.
>>143943731
IF THIS HAPPENS, I WILL DIE IN MY CHAIR.
MY SIDES...THEY WILL MAKE THEIR NEW HOME ON PLUTO.
>>143943749
>>143943708
Sorry for trying to be organized? If me mentioning this JUST NOW made you realize that, that happening is a possibility, you're fucking new, or are a retard.
You're all acting as though it's going to go perfectly smoothly without any communication. Seriously, if the mere mention of this possibly occurring is enough to make you despair, well....welcome to SZS threads, faggot.
>>143943802
cry some more
>>143939365
so what's gonna happen in 2 days
>>143943871
Please stop shitposting so loudly anon, it's scaring the neighbors.
>>143943731
I wish this would happen.
>>143943972
mass suicide
>>143943963
No, it was a pretty foregone conclusion that something like that would happen regardless. You were just drawing attention to it and exacerbating the issue. Besides, we already know when the final thread will be up.
At what point in the manga do the usual weekly gags stop and the ending/serious stuff begin? I'd like to pick it up there
>>143943977
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>143944071
Around 280 is where relevant information works its way into the gags. Stuff like Nozomu not actually meaning to kill himself, organ transplant, etc.
>>143943871
Caps lock is not proper anon!
>>143944071
Kill yourself.
>>143939365
Do the nips follow this?
Someone post this on 2ch/futaba/whatever.
>>143944071
Why? If all you want to read of the series is the ending, you might as well just look it up.
>>143944071
Please don't do this.
>>143939365
>2 days
W-what
>>143944070
Afternoon, JP timezone, right? I forget what we talked about in the last thread.
On a side note. Chapter inclusion aside, consider the fact that the staff doesn't actually give a fuck about murrica's SZS audience / fanbase.
Pandering doesn't count.
>>143944244
Don't get me wrong I do intend to read the enitrety of the manga, it's fantastic, but I'd like to participate in these threads and avoid spoilers for relevant information if I can. And since some of it is significantly more important than the rest I think I should get that out of the way first
Even after these threads end the Chiri-fags will remain.
>>143944071
3/4. An hero immediately.
>>143944147
NEITHER IS YOUR PERMA-PARTED HAIRSTYLE YOU FUCKING CUNT.
God forgive me.
>>143943649
It can't be helped if that happens. I know that I won't be able to make the thread until like 8:40 at the earliest anyways
>>143944381
>And since some of it is significantly more important than the rest
I wouldn't say that. Even without the ending, it's an enjoyable comedy manga.
>>143940403
best bet is laughing threads will cover the whole board
>>143944210
Last post.
No, and if not no, then at least very unlikely. They could give two fucks about murrifat imageboard trends or in-jokes.
If any of them do, and we manage to show up on 2ch in some capacity, I'd be shocked.
I'll keep an eye out and keep everyone updated the day everything goes down, just to see if anything hilarious happens.
>>143944395
>I will never be able to do naked butt docking with another girl
>I genuinely feel sad for this fact
I need to go outside
>>143944584
You can do it with me, anon.
No homo, of course.
>>143944584
>>143944659
Anything is fine if you do it properly.
>>143944584
I've done naked butt docking with anotherboy.
>>143943731
Make it happen. Anyway to gather the crew?
>>143942609
>>143944747
Was it fun? Was someone else watching?
>>143944659
T-Thanks anon
>>143943208
Godspeed, you faggot. Godspeed.
>>143944794Nobody else, it was fun.
Think of Pico to Chico without the sister.
>>143939365
I'm rereading my copies of this manga and Kometa's a lot more rightwing than I remember.
>>143939365
i can't believe someone spammed this thread for seven years
>>143939365
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGH
I'm not ready to graduate!
Did he actually start seven years ago? I dont remember that.
>>143944395
Is it actually possible for girls with a bit of fat on their asses to actually physically make their assholes touch? You'd think skinny girls would be able to do that easily, but after seeing this, I'm now not so sure.
Assdocking =/= asshole kissing
>>143945115
No fucking way; the manga was still ongoing in 2009. It didn't end until just a few years ago. It's exactly what made such a huge shitstorm when the reveal hit us all like a brick to the mouth.
>>143945115
>>143945196
No. Like 2014.
>>143945069
I wish I did. I only did it for 1.75 years
>>143944863Cute, now I wanna try it even if its with a boy.
>>143945246
600 days? That seems a bit off.
>>143945291
I think I started at 640 something
>you'll never have a threesome with matoi and kiri
>>143945291
Nah, definitely remember started seeing these threads in the mid 500's
>>143945196
>It's exactly what made such a huge shitstorm when the reveal hit us all like a brick to the mouth.
I do feel cringed on the ending but I thought we all will still gonna like it?
How do you all respond to the ending?
>>143945340
>You will never pick a single zetsubou and have a wonderful relationship with them, involving marraige, family building, and growing old together
http://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/113833370
If only I had thought about doing it a couple of days sooner. That would have been a far more interesting day to start
I've never actually watched this show. Time to power through the whole thing tonight/tomorrow. Wish me luck. I will laugh two days from now and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>143943432
I don't get it.
>>143945476
Because that translation is complete shit.
>>143944395
ASSymetrical docking
>>143944767
Ok, I'm back.
I just tried to skype two people in particular, neither of whom are interested in talking to any janitors, or putting in any work.
The ONLY way I see that happening, honestly, is if a rando mod saw that post, and considers taking it to the brass and asks that it be allowed for a short period as an event. That - or getting on rizon and getting the crowd together to get modgod's attention and asking nicely.
Just be aware that, if that does happen, /a/, or just in general, the celebration thread, will receive a massive influx of curious people pining to see what all the fuss is about.
It may actually make the thread more cancerous, even if the mods troll the fuck out of the other boards as a result of it happening. It may backfire spectacularly.
>>143945319
>>143945353
i think it was more i remenber being in the 800's
>>143945370
No anon it was a glorious shitstorm. We were all mindfucked and loved it.
SZS is by far one of the most brilliant japanese works i've ever read, watched, and discussed with all you guys. It's been so much fun.
Just think how many years OP has been doing this? What will his life be like once this is over? Will he realise what a pointless and colossal waste of time this has been?
>>143945616
damn, I still remember those threads
>>143945677
>>143945433
>first thread
>one reply
sad
>>143945616
Sucks to be here late.
To be honest I am really curious about the shitstorm back then. Can you remember the time when it happened? I would like to look for the archive.
>>143945677
Probably still not as much of a waste as you.
>>143945677
Im not familiar with this series, just remember for a long time this thread was a familiar sight to see when I browse through the front page or catalog,
going to be strange to see it go.
>>143945433
You're a hero.
I dont even watch SZS but have been seeing these threads for a long time and desu when i was in a bad mental place there threads were one of the only constants in my life.
I felt safe knowing that some things would remain the same, like the threads.
Its really sad for me to see it end.
>>143945863
Uhh its hard to describe. just some dumps of dubious quality scans coming in, at least they were Japanese, and chapter by chapter from the graduation to the island marriage scenes we, well, we lost our shit, and then we proceeded to lose our shit even harder.
I remember making a comment about Sensei being the ultimate harem master.
Reminder that you missed more than two days.
>>143945988
Did you recalled which year was it? Oh and any post content you could remember? Such as yours.
Reminder that sensei got the fuckboi in his harem.
What do I do with my life after this is over?
>>143946221
start living it
>>143946221
become a homeroom teacher to a host of possessed girls.
>>143946162
not >>143945988 but this image >>143945702 was one of the first replies on the final thread,that's why I posted it, but it had a different filename; the shitstorm was enormous, everyone was expecting a mindfuck, but not this huge
>>143945521
/v/ doesn't care about SZS. It'll be fine
>>143946284
May your laughter be never ending, anon.
>>143946284
>>143945677
I'll expect this to go to the negatives.
>>143945677
Not even two years, this guy is a hack.
I've seen these threads every day, and since the deadline is approaching, I have to know what the hell they are about.
>>143946952
Why didn't you ever lurk?
Why does it concern you now?
Just go away.
>>143946188
Storytelling one or shota?
>>143946384
Image search gives me nothing so I am now looking atmoeinstead. Because the archive is so shit the search function doesn't get enabled, it is really hard for me to get to the thread.
Did you recalled the year and month the event happened? That's all I want to know.
I'm finally going to watch this so I can feel included!
>>143940176
Thanks anon.
>>143947240
If you watch it now you'll have to wait until 2023 though.
>>143942308
THIS is best girl.
>>143946952
/a/ and /jp/ will merge back into one board again,
neither of us want this but its the only way we can fight cell.
>>143947368
What are you going on about?
>>143947368
The only way that can even begin to happen is if we get a full length Touhou anime. SZS, while very Japanese, isn't really a /jp/ topic.
Are we going to laugh at midnight tomorrow, or wait until the time the episode came out?
>>143947815
8:00pm UTC -5, July 11th, the year of our Lord 2016
>>143942299
Why am I feeling empty and sad while seeing this image?
>>143947815
>midnight tomorrow
I hope noti work now
>>143939365
Just started Zan. I'm nearly there lads.
>>143939365
I've paid my bills, spent time with my family and friends, right now I'm doing a re watch of my favorite shows.
I'm ready,
>>143949169
We're all going to make ourselves taller together.
>>143948374;_;
>>143948374
Such is the nature of things
>>143943305
>>143948758
KITAAAAAAAAAADoesn't this mean I'll have to laugh 7 years from today though?
>>143945956
>>143950545
hahaha
>>143950545
Of course.
>>143940176
Thank you, anon.
>>143940573
I don't think no mods here have been in this site for 7 years or longer.
How did Nozomu become a teacher when he can't even type konnichiwa properly
>>143948374
You got old.
>>143952999
The same way George Bush got elected president, despite not being able to open a wooden door.
>>143940971
>>143943601
how can something be hard to marathon
>>143953399
by being hard to marathon
>>143953592
nonsense
>>143953399
There is a giant cast of characters, the dialogue is very dense, the jokes are very japanese, most of the jokes in the show appear in the background for only a few frames so get used to pausing, and the episodes are pretty heavily formatted in a weird sort of way so it can sometimes, regrettably, feel like you're seeing the same thing multiple times. Simply, it's a show that requires more energy to watch than others, and in spending that energy you can burn yourself out, thus being hard to marathon. Another show that's hard to marathon is Tatami Galaxy, because the dialogue is so fast, or another example being LoGH, for being so intricate and having so much to keep track of.
>>143939668
>mass hypnosis
Amazing Batman, absolutely mind boggling.
>>143942972
As someone with autism please don't associate me with that idiot.
>>143952999
He's not a real one, so it's fine.
>>143942716
no, only his editor deoes
Finished Zan, all I have to finish tomorrow is Bandai chi.
What boards would everyone be?
Kaere - /s/
Abiru - /an/
Meru - /b/
Fujiyoshi - /y/
Nami - /tv/
Ikkyu - /his/
Nozomu - /jp/
>>143939365
shit I didn't realize it was so close
I wanted to do a drawing but I don't know if it'll be ready in time
help
are you ready for the disappointment of nothing occuring since the creator forgot about it?
I am ready
AND IT HURTS
I-ITS HAPPENING?!
Its really happening? could this be just a dream? Am I dreaming? No I think awake. S-so its finally happening then.
>>143940031
>-1 days to go
Since credits pages are summarily stripped from the interwebs, this information never gets disseminated, so let me add it here:
http://kumetan.wikidot.com/
We stopped including TL Notes with the later chapters because it slowed down our already glacial pace, but we did them to the bitter end.
It makes me sad that the anons that finished the scanlation didn't include TL Notes. Perhaps some other anons can add this stuff to the wiki.
>>143947368
Who's Cell? /v/? /pol/?
I take it Android 16 is /m/?
>>143939863
>>143939908
>>143939955
>>143940074
>>143940120
>>143940176
Time to call the Winchester Brothers or John Constantine.
>>143955378
Jun - /lit/
Mataro - /int/or even /pol/ in the boku-tsukomi chapter
Usui - /r9k/
Chiri - /k/
Kino - /fa/
Nezu/Maruuchi - /biz/and probably /bet/ on /sp/
Kotonon - /jp/
Kei - /ic/
So whats next are we going to kill ourselves or what?
>>143942119
Abiru is pure sex.
>>143956458
Deep love, anon.
Let's do it together.
>>143955747
Someday there will be a complete and annotated omnibus. Every single explanatory note from the Japanese wiki, translated as a parallel text.
We want to finish Kumeta's other works first, but I'm going to make it happen. Maybe years from now, but it will happen.
I'm going to show you all. You'll see.
i've been conditioned
>>143956747
Fuck you, cannot unsee, forever tainted
How much time do we have left?
>>143956747
>kissanime
>>143956850
what's so bad about kissanime?
>>143956902
>what's so bad about streaming?
>>143956902
Streaming is heavily frowned upon, and always has.
>>143956816
>cannot unsee,
Can't unsee what?
>>143939365
AWW SHIT
>>143947094
storytelling one
>>143947094
>>143957140
See the cross.
>>143957005
>cellphone
>on /a/
Put it together
>>143957198
yeah, no idea what you are talking about
Is there anyone on this planet that doesn't have a cell phone by now?
>>143957198
OR, here's another idea, just ignore it and let it die because it's stupid forced shit.
>>143956928
>>143956995
Why is streaming considered bad?
>>143945863https://foolz.fireden.net/a/thread/72720869/
>>143957317
no control over quality (video, audio, or subs) or censorship (corporate, governmental, dmca takedowns, etc)
demand local copies of everything anon
shit's important
>>143957664
Ok, that makes sense, thank you Anon.
>>143940451
>>143942179
>>143942333
I...I thought we are laughing.
>>143957897
Then you appear to have made a grave misunderstanding.
>>143957467
It looks uneven in the thumbnail. Delete this.
>>143957897
>hasn't heard of gallows humor
What are you guys going to do once it's done? I'm probably going to honor the show by killing myself.
Why won't anons let the thread die?
>>143958102
We can't wait to laugh
>>143949169
I'm also ready, since I'm a gentleman I even bought an expensive suit to go out in style.
>>143958206
>that filename
I caught up a few days ago and every thread since then has been uncharted territory.
Kumeta, you beautiful bastard, this is amazing.
finally watching the episodes i haven't seen so i can finish the series on the day of laughter, i'm in Zoku and holy shit i lost it on that scene where they shuffled the VA's aroundwhy is Sugita always so based
>>143958206
to be fair kissanime has sucked for the past few months.
>>143958584
me too i just finished that ep
now im halfway through ep 7
Which episode was this again? I want to rewatch at least that one proper on the day.
>It will soon all end.
>>143959263
Zan episode two.
>>143957658Many thanks.
This might be the last thread before the big day, if so thanks for all your hard work.
>>143959963
I don't want it to end. I'm gonna miss you guys
>>143960028
Let it end, feelshit.
>>143960107
Bring the bleach, I've got the rope.
>>143960207
Yeah I'll bring the bleach for you, and quietly bury you on a nameless headstone.
post immigrants
Are we laughing when there's 11th in Japanese time? That's 4 hours from now.
>>143960566
I thought you people hated immigrants?
>>143960518
A-at least put flowers there when your done.
FOR WHAT!? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FOR WHAT!?
>>143960675
I don't think so, the OP says 2 days when there were only 12 hours left.
>>143960566
>>143960686
Trump's not here anon, so it's ok.
>Dallas shootings
>BLM Riots
>Clinton Emails/foundation
Is this what she meant?
>>143942620
>>143960566
>>143960752
Our chorus of laughter ushers in the end of days
It all will crumble
The Great Impropriety will be set to rights
>>143960686
I make an exception fo Maria.
>>143960752
More like immigrants
>>143960704
Interstellar war for oil.
>>143960887
Hypocrite.
should i kill myself before the deadline
>>143960975
Like everything, 3D laws does not apply to 2D.
>>143960991
You kill yourself on the day.
>>143939365
>2 days to go
I'm in despair! Time running out has left me in despair!
>>143955378
Nozomu would be /x/
>>143961181
I'm legitimately somewhat depressed about this.
It's gone on for so long that it almost feels like Nardo or Bleach ending.
>>143955378
Maria - /int/
>>143961323
Yeah, I feel you. When I wake up on the 12th and these threads that have been here for a little while are gone (Provided they are since some people will probably shitpost making negative countdowns and stuff) it's going to be a little sad, because of both the amount of time I realize I've spent on this website and some weird probably autistic sentimentality stuff.
Why did Kodansha stop translating the manga?
>>143961522
Because it's shit
>>143939365
>mfw i remember seeing this shit years ago
>mfw i remember thinking to myself i would probably be off of 4chan by the time the day comes
>im still here
top kek at my life honestly
>>143961522
I guess it wasn't much of a sell. Kodansha picked it up from Del Rey and probably didn't want to bother anymore. Mediablasters was going to officially release the anime as well but gave up, their company majorly downsizing to shit out questionable Blu-rays of their old hentai catalouge and Italian schlock.
>>143940176
Thank you for the dump.
guys brb I'm gonna binge read the entire manga
seriously
see you on tuesday I guess
Countdown has been added to the site
galax.moe/szs
>>143955378
Kafka - /s4s/
Nozomu - /qa/
>>143939365
SOON
O
O
N
dont we technically have to laugh 7 years after we watched the episode, not since it aired
>>143963670
how are we going to all laugh together then
>>143963670
You have to do it properly.
>>143963744
well its already july 11th where i live so i can start laughing on my own
>>143963812
I got an hour until July 11
>>143963812
3 more hours til 11 july and i've only just reached the end of zoku
>>143963812
>>143963862
>living in the future
>>143939365
I wonder how high the suicide rate is going to be that day
>>143939365
is this be real no joke?
>>143964083
Why would it be a lie?
>>143939365
Fuura Kafuka was a shared hallucination by everyone. They all inherited her personality from the organ transplants. The shared Kafuka personality caused the girls to fall in love with him
>>143964124
They all fell in love with him on their own terms though. It even explicitly shows this in both the manga and anime.
>>143940176
Thanks for the chapter
>>143964267
23 episodes left and about a day left.
>>143964124
She wasn't a hallucination. Kafuka was the spirit of An Akagi. The shared fantasy was that Kafuka had a physical body of her own.
2012 was a fun year for SZS
Everyone found out that Kumeta was foreshadowing the end in the OP's and ED's since 2007
Chiri was best girl
the threads are lasting longer, isnt it just 1 day left now?
>>143965429
Yeah, in fact it's already the 11th in some of the world.
what is it about szs that makes the girls so lewd/kinky
>>143966115
They are broken
>>143966115
What are you talking about man, there's nothing lewd about the Zetsubous
>>143940451
This.
>>143960858
10/10 penguins
How will Ikuhara recover?
>>143966115
Thy hyperflat art style makes them ultimate 2D.
Kiri suddenly appears in your house one day and refuses to leave, what do you do?
>>143966679
Open.
When you guys all kill yourself, be sure that the energy you release will herald the end of this world. I want to see the sky on fire.
Have you pick out your tree yet, Anons?
>>143963010
I love how the chalkboard in the background pretty much nails spot on the state of video games in Japan over the years
I watched the anime quite some time after it aired.
But the files I downloaded back then were on a harddrive that died since then.
How will I know when I watched the episode?
This is horrible. I want to laugh too.
>>143966679
Marry her
>>143967451
Good answer.
I'm pretty sure I once saw an SZS preset for Artificial Academy. Is there such a thing?
>>143965413
She still is anon.
jiiiiiiiiiiiii
I want to suffer with Kiri.
its now the 11th in japan so i guess its time
>>143967988
That panel made me cry first time I saw it.
>>143968094
We have to wait our turn to laugh, only one more day.
>>143940451
Yes.
>>143968576
https://files.catbox.moe/jpqx0c.webm
It's only 1 day to go, let this thread die.
>>143968664
They don't die anymore, this is the kindest way of killing it. Only 60 posts to go.
>>143941511
if your a tripfag you get shit on, whose the newfag if you can't even get that right
this would have been cool if he had actually been posting this for seven years, instead of five years in
>>143969088
yeah but it still marks an end of an era for me.
was shaft trying to pick a fight with kyoani?
>>143969215
>they made clannad look good
I dropped it in the first season, but not because I disliked the series or anything. Could someone resume stuff now that shit apparently hit the fan?
>>143968752
>this is the kindest way of killing it.
by posting the best girl? I agree with that
>>143956747
>>143969652
The story until now:
"The culprit is among us,” said Madame Mantis. Nozomu, hearing this, awakens in the lobby of an old Western mansion. In his right hand is a paper knife stained red with blood. In his left a ticket to Senior Freeter Night. Thinking that, with an abundance of evidence, he can catch the true culprit, he heads to the place written on the ticket, Shinjuku Loft Plus One. Raised on an unexpected dance platform, even though he is questioned in an interview setting about metrosexualism, the large-eared crowd in the VIP box chant for him to leave.
>>143969652
>as our protagonist dropped the show in its incipient, he proceeded to fuck off
>later that day he killed himself
Or you could just fucking watch it and become a patrician.
>>143939365
how do you know 2 days from now is 2 days away?
>>143970457
Can you repeat the question?
>>143969215
>You will never start a normal family with Nami
2 days until this fucking spammer will go away for good.
>>143947368
wouldn't it be /b/ since we used to be the same board?
So, are we killing ourselves together or what
>>143970788
3 days until -1 days left
>>143970820
Yes.
>>143970820
Just laugh.
>>143939365
Already the 11th in nippon land, are we doing this at GMT -6 or what?
>>143967756
Probably, go ask in a pink forum.
>>143966455
Ikuhara will never get SZS because it has the one thing he doesn't understand:heterosexuality
I want to read the manga but batoto has shit quality and missing chapters and I don't have Anime Bytes account because I can barely seed with my upload
Fuck me sideways.
>>143971304
Nyaa
A defeatist suicidal pessimist Kuraizawa local elite scion and negachi-bu member was teaching a class on despair, a known fiction.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and despair and accept that we are the most twisted human beings the world has ever known, even worse than Koji Kumeta!”
At this moment, a brave, optimistic, life-affirming pen named writing girl who had served 1500 tours of the afterlife and understood the necessity of proxy graduations and fully supported all galactic decisions made by the pororoca aliens stood up and held up a flailing girl in a towel.
“What is this, Pink Supervisor?”
The arrogant teacher smirked quite sarcastically and smugly replied “Iya iya, she’s a hikkikomori. This world is driving me to despair!”
”Wrong. It’s in my own neighbourhood that I found it. If it was, as you say, a hikkikomori, which couldn’t possibly happen somewhere this close to me… then it must be a zashiki-warashi!”
The teacher was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Kafka’s Metamorphosis. He stormed out of the room crying those pessimist crocodile tears. The same tears pessimists cry for their “purity” (who today even lewd Chirifags can look at baseball without thinking of hair) when they jealously try to claw justly earned attention from the deserving student counselors. There is no doubt that at this point our teacher, Itoshiki Nozomu, wished he had pulled himself up by his yukata and become more than a whiny exorcist and teacher. He wished so much that he had a noose to hang himself with from embarrassment, but he himself had asked “shindara dou suru?!”
>>143955993
>Who's Cell?
Cell. Cellphone. Keitai.
>>143971490
The students applauded and all registered organ recipients that day and accepted Kafuka Fuura as their identity and gestalt. An emperor penguin named “June Bride” flew into the room and perched atop the blackboard and shed a tear on the chalk. The Träumerei was sang several times, and Itoshiki Enishi himself showed up and conducted a posthumous wedding across class 2-He.
The teacher lost his tenure and moved to the Island of Entrails the next day. He almost died of the japanese plague depression and was forced to divorce and remarry for all eternity.
This is where the contest parts. p.s. don’t forget to laugh seven years from now
>countdown thread about to reach bump limit
Has this ever happened before? I really can't remember if it has happened before
>>143971598
Yesterday.
>>143971598
It literally happened in the last thread.
i wish the "it's time" threads would go someday
>>143969767
Would've worked fine if you just said "A boy falls in love with a girl..."
>>143971304
Time to go on a journey, anon. A journey of graduating from being a newfag. Good luck, mind your step.
See you later.
>>143971598
350 or soit happened two days in the same week back then iirc
What the fuck? Kafuka is dead? When they revealed that? I dropped the series more than 7 years ago, because I didn't want someone getting in and catching me watching something lewd.
Is there anywhere where i can see all the openings with their respective animation online? Could someone link a site that has them?
>>143972406
vid.me has them
arai-sensei is the best girl
which zetsubou would have the best skills in bed?
Chiri knows how to do it properly.
>>143973037
Sensei
>>143973103
dead fish
>>143967871
spooky
>>143967871
hello new iphone background
shame it has to be stretched so much
>>143973962
Just cut off a bit from the sides and add some black to the top
>>143973037
Isn't that literally Imouto's name?
>>143964267
Is that intended to be a collection of foreshadows? What's the far right supposed to imply?
I want to fuck Chiri in the ass.
>>143974541
Go to bed Fujiyoshi.
>>143969215
SHAFT also made a reference in the first ep of Salami-san where a guy did the Haruhi dance and another character responded that she's about to puke.
>>143940403
>grow taller together
but , i can't my man. Im a midget
i suppose i will spend my whole day reading the manga again