Kyon, what happens if I cum inside Haruhi?

>>143844229
Why would you do that?

>>143844300

Because I want to fuck god.

Yuck. This fanart looks messed up. Her eyes are all weird.

>>143845318
they're fine what are you talking about?

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>>143845318
It looks alright to me though?

>>143845478
I think it's a joke, anon.

>>143844229
Wait if you cum inside god, does that mean you came inside everyone?

What happens if Haruhi bullies me with her farts?

>>143844229

Well son, there's a good chance that you get her pregnant. I mean, assuming it's her vagina you come into and not another orifice like, say, her nostrils.

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>>143844229
Koizumi, you gotta stop asking me shit like that. Frankly, it's making me uncomfortable.

>>143845722
you become a dank meme

>>143844229
But how do you cum inside yourself, Haruhi?

>>143844229
Koizumi already did.

>>143844498
Kyon is the de facto god

>>143844229
Her butt would be extremely painful

>>143846109
She'll get pregnant if she wants to be, where ever you cum or if you don't cum at all. She resurrected extinct pigeons; a little pregnancy would be no problem.

Her getting pregnant with Kyon's child without ever having sex would be a funny way to end the series, come to think of it. Their kid was being babysat by his mom when Haruhi met his time-traveling high school self.

>>143846363

What does it feel like to cum inside Kyon?

>>143844229
Remember: raping Haruhi is impossible, if it's happening, she willed it.

>>143847399
The purest and lewdest at the same time.
As expected from God.

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>>143846292
Did he though?

>>143846292
>>143847875
tfw AU Koizumi is a good-for-nothing beta orbiter