>he watches anime at normal speed instead of 1.2x master race speed

>he watches anime

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>1.2x
>not 1.3x

>>143841359
>not watching it at 1.4x

Found the short bus kid.

>he watches

>he

>

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>he actually watches anime
>he doesn't just extract the subs and read them

>not running it at 30x and memorizing every frame
>not being able to understand every single line by reading their lips
>not speed reading through the source material in 0.2 seconds
Fucking plebs I swear.

>>143841618
>he doesn't burn the anime in a cd then melts it and injects it into his veins
buncha of plebs

>he doesn't just read the source material is is often much faster than watching the anime

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>he doesn't just kill himself to be with the anime girls already

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>>143841678
>he doesn't melt his internet modem into a liquid, pour it into a syringe, and take a shot directly to the heart so that you are becoming one with the entire internet database of anime in the world

>he doesn't watch the manga instead

>he's not omniscient

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>>143842134
>he doesn't a real cowboy and a true legend...

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>he didn't create the anime himself
/a/ has changed

>he didn't predict the ending of the show with 100% accuracy the moment it entered the creators train of thought

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>>143841359
>He doesn't have three monitors in his room
>He doesn't watch the same anime in the original Japanese, English dub and French dub at the same time
>At 1.5x speed
>While at the same time reading the manga and/or LN it was based on
>Not reading along with every individual scene that's shown on screen

You need to be at least 18 to post here.

>he doesn't go through countless surgeries to look like an anime character, then act anime out in real life

>he's not one of the anime characters
baka desu senpai

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>he doesn't quantum speed read his anime
https://youtu.be/joUZpw93eqE?t=154

>>143841359
>he doesn't watch anime dressed as best girl

>>143843232
This desu senpai

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>>143841359
>>143841420
>he watches anime for /a/ cred instead of actually enjoying it

Kill yourself you pathetic posers.

>He watches anime at accelerated speeds instead of skip forward

Step the fuck up senpai

>>143844917
You're just jealous of my stacked mal account

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>watching anime so vapid and uninteresting that you literally cannot stay awake through its full length

You're LITERALLY ADMITTING that the show is garbage but you watch it anyway.
Maybe watch something with some substance?

>>143844917
>enjoying anime
I have 120 days watched on my MAL
smd, nerd

>>143841359
>He doesn't play anime next to himself while he sleeps

>>143845265
>not playing it at 10x while sleeping

>>143841359
for some reason mpc wont go at 1.2x speed for me anymore, so i have to watch them at 2x speed

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>speed watching

please tell me this isn't a thing.

>>143843232
>English dub and French dub
kys

>>143841359
>Not wanting to savor every moment at normal speed

>He doesn't do the does.

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>>143841359
>He doesn't watches anime from the end in 1.2x reverse speed to catch on satanic messages

>>143841359
Since I don't understand what they say anyways, I watch at 2x at the begining of the season, then normal speed once I found the show I'll watch until the end.

>>143841359
>OP watches anime at 1.2x speed instead of 2.55x speed.
What kind of a pleb are you?

In all seriousness, Yes some do watch at faster speeds.
I wouldn't recommend this since it's a slippery slope to just not watching anime in general.
While you can watch a 12 episode series in the span of 9 episodes your enjoyment greatly diminishes.

>He doesn't watch the anime at 0.1 speed to truly appreciate every frame

>not watching it at .75x to get rid of the whiny noise japs call """""voice""""" """""acting""""""

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>he doesn't watch his anime in 240p (2004) mode

>>143845913
What's the point of watching something just for the sake of it? unless you're getting paid for it you're just wasting your time.

>not printing out every frame of anime, binding it into a flipbook, and flipping it trying to keep it synced to the audio track

>>143846021
>Anon-kun is too ashamed of admitting he doesn't even have a DVD player, so he just watches 1980's anime on his VHS player, plugged to his 1990's analog TV.
>>143846082
Being able to watch 50+ episode-long "masterpieces" like Hunter x Hunter (2011) or Armored Trooper Votoms without having to deal with the shitty pacing.

>>143846175
If you don't like it don't watch it fagtron.

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>not dropping any anime that bores you when played at 1.0x speed

Fuck MAL completionist plebs. Nobody cares about the size of your ani-penis.

>>143846175
>Being able to say you've watched an absurd amount of anime without actually having put the investment of time into it
FTFY sempai.

>>143846082
I think you're misinterpreting my point.

>>143841530
>has

>>143845751
Only on shows I'm getting sick of but still want to see through to the end for completionism

>>143846175
>HxH 2011
>Shitty pacing
Wut

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>>143846658
This is the real reason. I had to finish Kuma Miko, Netoge, and Kabaneri on 2x speed.

>>143846829
fuck

>>143846829
>I had to finish
Nigga watching anime isn't a duty like fighting for freedom

>>143846866
But it is.

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>>143846866
It is my God-given duty to finish my Chinese cartons if I'm at least 70% finished even if I hate them.

>not writing a script that substitutes all pictures posted on 4chan to different frames so you can shitpost while experiencing anime

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>>143847084
Go back to >>>/v/ please, and take your autism with you.

>>143846658
>>143846829
>>143845717
maybe you stop watching terrible anime

>>143847497
But I need to finish Kyoukai no Kanata