You wake up and see this, what do?

Get stabbed and die

>>143826331
What are you going to do, stab me?

>>143826331
Be happy that I don't have to kill my self

>>143826331
Prepare the pie

>>143826331
Don't, I can make you some delicious pie

>>143826331
Well seeing as I've been taking mixed martial arts classes for about 10 years I would grab the knife out of her and and throw it somewhere else. Next I would push her against the ground while groping her fine tits. I would then force myself on her to see how she likes it on the ground.

>>143826331
Do I really need to tell you what I did when I saw that? I can't be the only person who thought that scene was pretty hot.

>>143826331
Hug her and cry RIP best girl ;_;

>>143826331
Tell her in unoffensive and tolerant way that I do not consent to stabbing and any further actions will be considered as illegal by authorities. Also I show her my anti-stabbing wristband.

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Declare that the curse was just a prank all along and everything was being recorded

Joke's on you. You can't stab me here, this is a stab-free zone

>>143826331
Say that I remember when we met in the past and confess.

Wait, this is not my beautiful house.
And this is not my beautiful wife.

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Done.

>>143826331
Go back to sleep.

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>>143828816
But the nurse was clearly the best girl.

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>>143826331
>killed by a cute girl
Well, it could be worse.

>>143826331
Hello Darkness, my old friend.

>>143826331
1. Secure her right wrist
2. Applied Americana from the bottom, she will likely drop the knife
3. Pull Guard
4. Sweep Her
5. Triangle Choke from the top position
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10. Become father in next 9 months.

PS. If something fail, die and cry in hell.

>>143826331
Impale her with my boner.

>>143826331
If you kill me, you'll be just as bad as them.

>>143831485
At least a cute girl cares if I live or die.

Wonder how the hell my cheap-ass bed hasn't collapsed yet. Even my fat ass it taking it to the limit.

>>143826331
>Become erect
>Fuck her right in the pussy

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>>143826331
Pretty much this.

>>143831346
>elevator_floor.webm

>>143826331
Stab her back, with my penis.

>>143826331
It's a hologram.

Turn 360 and walk way

>>143833017
But you're on a bed lying down.

>>143826331
I'd rather die than be in Another so nothing. Although if it really was Another I'm sure she'd die from something stupid before she can do anything.

>>143833037
Well shit.

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>>143826331
Izumi is such a fantastic girl. I'm glad she managed to make it through without dying - she threw up a lot of flags in that last episode, but she managed to pull through anyway.

I especially liked the ending, where everyone realized what a terrible character Mei was, so Sakakibara decided to hook up with Izumi. The last scene, where the two of them kissed on the ferris wheel, looking down at the town was really romantic. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who teared up a little bit.

Izumi simply gets things done. She's a girl who has the lives of all of her classmates riding on her shoulders. She carries that weight and won't let it break her. She values the lives of other people - she cares about what happens to them, and as they start dying, the knowledge that she's partially responsible starts to build up on her shoulders. But does she give up? No way. She just keeps going along, trying not to crack under the pressure.

This comes as a contrast to Mei, who, when Sakakibara talked to her, decided to talk back, dooming her classmates to a horrible death. She even knew who the extra was all along, but rather than say anything, she decided to let even more people die. In the end, the only reason she bothered to go stop the extra is because her classmates finally decided to kill her; she might not care if other people died, but once her life was in danger, then she'll do something about it. She's selfish and a sociopath.

Izumi however, didn't hesitate. She went to kill the extra when she (thought) she knew who it was. She wasn't going to let anybody else die. She's smart, beautiful, nice and mature. And to top it all off, she's a god damned hero.

She's a fantastic girl. And I for one am very glad that, rather than dying a senseless death in the last episode, she instead survived and hooked up with Sakakibara. She earned that little slice of happiness.

>>143826331
Resign to myself that this will probably sting a bit, and I would have hope she would have stabbed me before I awoke, but also consider that there are much worse ways to die.

>>143833037
>let her kill you
>become ghost
>walk through bed

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>>143826331
Unzip and whip it out.

Rejoice, because although it was short, I finally entered the world of animu.

>>143826331
Stab her with my holy sword.

>>143826331
I'M SORRY I WILL TAKE RESPON--

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>>143826331

>>143826331
>To be continued.

>>143833763
>This comes as a contrast to Mei, who, when Sakakibara talked to her, decided to talk back, dooming her classmates to a horrible death.
Except that they were already doomed because the calamity didn't give a fuck that year. Her sister died in April before she broke the silence to Sakakibara.

No need to fuck with a pleasant young lady's reputation just because you're buttmad about your waifu dying an avoidable death.

.faP

>>143826331
Accept my fate that I'm now in the 2D world.