Schwarzesmarken / Total Eclipse / Muv Luv

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>>143781090
I for one welcome our new stasi overlords.

>>143781090
CIA was behind stasi

>>143781505
>that little laser-kun

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>>143781162

Have fun with that...

>>143781720
>...
>>>/MAL/

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>>143781090
I do because it's inaccurate as fuck

>>143769707
That Stasimouto smug face is hilarious.

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>>143782743
The stasi in ML are more like nazis then RL stasi.

>>143782821
Ok, that justifies the fasces, but what about the american eagle and the eye of providence

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>>143781090
Posting best girls!

>>143782891
Disregard that, the fasces have little to do with nazisim

>>143782891
>Ok, that justifies the fasces
>German Nazis
>using the fasces

Pick one.

>>143783048
I realized my mistake see >>143783022

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>>143783019
Posting

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>>143782891
The eagle is literally the oldest german symbol.

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>>143782891
I'd have my eye of providence aimed at Beato's eagles

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>tfw no Yugoslavia front VN

Tito never let Yugoslavia become a USSR satellite state

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>>143783163
It got the wrong kind of eagle.

Too much american.

>>143783163
The Eagle was associated with Prussia, Imperial Germany and NS Germany, all regimes the DDR wanted to distance themselves from.

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>>143783629
Doesn't mean anything

>>143783629
Honecker did catch a bit Prussiabooism in the 80s though, but it only influenced official policy by giving some names to medals and so on.

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>>143783163
The one used on the Stasi logo doesn't look like a German eagle
>>143783552
Suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAXIoBPhBQ

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>>143781090
I for one hate it and everything it stands for, though Beatrix was right to use it to her advantage for the sake of Europe and mankind as a whole.

>>143783866
Nice sameface

>>143783712
The eagle was a symbol during Polish history, but the DDR searched for its own identity

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>>143783906
That's normal.

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>>143783906
All apart of Stasi indoctrination, uniformity in mind and body. Ribbons optional. Smug required.

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>>143783866
>I for one hate it and everything it stands for
Then you should definitely hate Beatrix, because she was the only one who was genuinely fighting for the stasi and not just using it. She wanted the country to be less equal and more cruel, just because "muh nazis."

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG3BvkT6YQ

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>>143784520
>because she was the only one who was genuinely fighting for the stasi
Fuck off, Theo.

>>143784520
t. Moderate

>>143784520
>She wanted the country to be less equal and more cruel, just because "muh nazis."

Unless she just wanted to crash the country with no survivors, because "muh Jurgen".

>>143784520
Is that you, Beatrix=Hitler-fag?

>>143784520
>muh "nazis"

do you even know who nazis were? Beatrix doesn't care about nationalism.

>>143785172
>do you even know who nazis were?
Why would people who invoke Godwin's Law understand who they are comparing the subject matter to?

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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>143785172

I'd offer some sort of convergence theory here; as the brutality/totalitarianism of a regime increases, it's similarity to other such regimes increases. So even if her ideas aren't at all national socialist, she still looks a lot like a Nazi.

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>>143785291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrN-GPYlcbQ

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>>143785291
While the Horseshoe Theory is a real thing, around these parts and after such a long time discussing her, such a superficial interpretation of Beatrix is simply bait or stupidity.

>>143781720
B E L O M O R
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Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart

Who's ready for all the assorted /v/tards and newfags who are going to invade our cozy little threads in about a week?

>>143787188
I got my CHOMPED pic ready for when Alternative comes out, but I still need something to bash the newfags with for when they get frodo-y. Anyone got the saved infographs? Also the Beatrix and Lise bashing is going to increase again when the animeonlies from outside /a/ come along. Well we've got Martyrs to free us from that. Hopefully.

>>143787374
>Martyrs
Is it coming out in English?

>>143787374
Nah, the steam release will probably kill SM posting until Martyrs starts coming out. The few comments referencing Beatrix and Lise would be derogatory.

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>>143787463
>implying I would stop NVAposting

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>>143787188
The NVA circlejerk comes to an end ;_;

>>143787463
>the steam release will probably kill SM posting

I doubt all the memeposters would stop. And thats a easy way to derail the threads. But hey we will find out in a week.

>>143787551
>>143787596
Remember that ML thread /v/ had a while back? That's what we're looking forward too. If they catch even a whiff of Beatrix, Lise, or even SM, they'll drown your post in fecal matter.

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>>143787596
Never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff2xOFo4mg

>>143787699
>going to /v/
>2016

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>>143787699
Let them come.

I get the feeling that we should have let the old thread die without a successor until there was actually anything to discuss.

>>143788904
Discuss this

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=-TOlNWbU1A0&video_start=0&audio=cYrh5h9acg8&audio_start=0

>>143788987
I don't know if it was supposed to be funny, but it certainly got a laugh out of me.

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>>143781505
Wow Sumika got downgraded in the boob department.

>>143790006
More like her breasts are now the size Takeru described them.

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>>143787188
Does it even matter? What can they do that we have not done?

>>143787374
>but I still need something to bash the newfags with for when they get frodo-y. Anyone got the saved infographs?
There is only one picture that I know of that "bash" frodos. But why do you need pictures to bash frodos? Why not just write a post with your own words to counter them?. It is not like we have several times in these threads talked about how strange muv luv world is and that the soviets would totally not use MiG-25's to breach lines in the BETA attacks and then have tanks rush in and kill them all from the side right?

Who'd be the best boyfriend: Jurgen, Walter, or Theo?

>>143790895
Are we talking pre-war or during?

>>143790895
Jürgen or Walter. theo doesn't come even close.

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>>143790895
Martin, because he's the only one who managed to save his waifu.

Anyone got the picture of Gretel done by the Monmusu Quest guy, the one where she's licking her lips? I can't seem to find it, and Google is being a bitch right now.

>>143790954
Even in the best of days, Theo was someone who'd crumble whenever his loved ones needed him. He's always crying on other's shoulders or boobs, but doesn't really support anyone else.

>>143790895
Axmann

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>>143791095
But young Theo still had innocence, and could play the ladies!

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>>143784006
>zoom in on random corner, goto Yamada
>mouse cursor is right on Beta Yamada

Well. ;_;

>>143784520
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? You're just trying to rile people up? Good job, you got me riled up.

>>143787188
>assuming we haven't already been dealing with a mini invasion

>>143792440
>mini invasion
You mean the people that keep on talking about how bad the stasi was and Katia is great?

>>143792025
Trust ML of all things to generate this sort of horror

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>>143792440
why is her autism so cute?

>>143784006
This chart isn't entirely accurate because it judges expy based more on appearance than characteristics as a whole.

Also some of it are just stupid jokes.

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>tfw no stasi gf to cuddle next to for warmth on a cold Winter's night

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>>143792659
She's been a lab rat all her life. Can't be helped.

>>143792899
Why? She'll inform on you as well. You're not safe. She can't be trusted.

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>>143793070

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>>143791095
>but doesn't really support anyone else.

Soon

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>>143792659
Because Cryska already too cute and beautiful.

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>>143793325
Why do these two always get featured in red? Is it an allusion the Soviets?

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So if Katia's the canonical heroine, why isn't she featured on everything like Yui and Cryska were?

>>143793461
>"Scarlet Twins"

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>>143793461
They're called the Scarlet Twins. Also Cryska, Inia and Yui are my precious waifus.

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>>143793737
>having more than 1 (one) waifu

>>143793737
indecisiveness leads to a bed end.

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>>143792561
Not just them, but all the various forms of ignorant shitposting. I like to pretend it's just someone trolling, since they know what buttons to push.

>>143792659
I dunno, it just is. When she's ignorant of basic concepts, yet still does them, it's beautiful. When she says what she feels because she never learned to have a filter, it's beautiful. When she shows her inner heart, it's beautiful. And when she actually does smile.

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>>143794058
>>143793916
Harem end is best end. This way I can take care of the three of them and make them all happy.

>>143794209
that's a delusion. You can only give each of them 1/3 of your attention. so they can only get 1/3 happiness each. i rather give one full happiness. you are just thinking about yourself and not them so you would make a shit husbando.

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>>143794349
Nonsense, giving Yui, Cryska and Inia all of my attention is a simple prospect. Something like giving each of them 3 times more attention is not a challenge.

>>143794652
each of them ask you to go on a date with her on the same day. and each wants to go alone with you. what do you do?

>>143789182
How about this then

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=-TOlNWbU1A0&video_start=0&audio=Oqi2-dWCjz0&audio_start=0

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So how would Jurgen react to adult Beatrix?

>>143794912
this one is the best.

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=-TOlNWbU1A0&video_start=0&audio=dQw4w9WgXcQ&audio_start=0

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>>143794821
Take them each on a date no matter what. Even if it means I get no sleep.

>>143794972

Lots of crying, cuddling, and awkward sex would ensue.

>>143795291
and each of them wants to go first. what do you do?

>>143794972
Nothing ever changed between them.

Well I'm assuming you mean Jurgen never died. Well he'd probably be even more pervy than before, like trying to spy on her taking a bath, even though he really could just walk in if he wanted.

>>143794972
>try to look intimidating
>goofy ass boyfriend ruins it

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>>143795360
Take turns going first with a series of dates.

>>143795536
>We're called the "Were-Potatoes"

>>143795579
you already failed. BAD END!

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>>143795638

>>143794972
I don't think that scary-sexy facade would survive an encounter with Jurgen. As for Jurgen, he probably wouldn't survive seeing Beatrix in a skintight fortified suit.

>>143795980
they wanted to go on the same day and they wanted to go first. so you fail.

>>143796381
lower body seems too beefy.

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>>143796443
Irisdina having a fat ass is a good thing though.

>>143796381

The overhanging hair on her right side (viewer's left) just feels wrong. Makes her look like she has Downs or something.

>>143796732
>>143796381

Honestly thought it was Latrova

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>>143796970
Here's another one.

i like this one>>143797598 much better than this one>>143796381

>>143797598

The eyes look like a Picasso. Honestly, one's way too low.

>>143797736

Doesnt bother me a whole lot because one of my eyes is maybe 7mm lower than the other.

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>>143797736
And another one.

>>143794972
>>143792899
Slutrix would have cucked Jurgen and turned him into a drunk deadbeat first chance she got!

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>>143798781
>still faithful to him years after he's dead
you tried

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>>143798781

"No."

>>143794912
pretty good

>>143799910
Look at that face. That's the face of NTR slut who deserves to be be punched on the nose!

>>143801245
She should let her hair down more often.

>>143801245
>asian Beatrix with Fortunate Son blasting in the background

>>143791012

Nobody's got this?

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Oh look it's trash day tomorrow.

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>>143791012
The party provides

>>143801245
>you will never cuddle with Pham

>>143802389
see>>143802406

>>143802406

Thank you.

>>143802517

>you will never marry Pham, impregnate her repeatedly, and provide the DDR with almost a dozen new TSF pilots

Why even live?

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>>143802652
Anytime

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>>143802652
>giving your apex breed to commies

>>143799910
>you'll never be Theo
>you will never plunge yourself into her warm insides, making her bleed and moan
>you'll watch the light fade from her cruel eyes as she dies

why live?

>>143803196
>>you'll never be Theo
Good. He's the SM equivalent of Anthony Burch

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>>143802974
>>143803196

>>143803196
>you'll never be Theo

Excellent

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>>143803229
And yet, Theo was drowning in pussy. So many bitches were throwing themselves at him that he had junk a few with a combat knife. Theo is the most alpha man in SM. I don't see girls leaving a trail of vaginal fluid in their wake for Walter or Jurgen.

>>143803623

>he kills them all and friendzones the rest

Nah, he's too much of a retard.

>>143803623
>I don't see girls leaving a trail of vaginal fluid in their wake for Walter or Jurgen.
That's because you're blind.

>>143803711
This, all that good pussy, all gone and never penetrated.

>>143803877
>Theo - Pham, Annete, Kirke, Katia, Lise, Iris (?), half the girls at his highschool, RLF girls

>Jurgen and Walter - only one girl

>>143804431
Jurgen and Walther maintained faithful to their girls so that makes them better
also, Martin stayed loyal too so they all are better than Theo

>>143804504

Walther is probably the best husbando in the show except for the dying thing. If every SM had a Walther of her own, there would be no problems ever.

>>143804504
But we're talking about who attracts more pussy, and that person is clearly Theodor. More pussy = more virulent. More virulent = more alpha. Ergo, Theo is the most alpha male in SM. He's so alpha that he's suffering from pussy OD and thus, even some of the most beautiful women in Europe aren't enough for him.

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Pity handjob from the Major!

>>143805201
I'd rather she give me a pity head pat to be honest.

>>143805201
I want to run my hands through her hair.

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>>143804504
Theo is way hotter. No homo, but I'd fuck him the same as any of the other girls.

>>143808028
Who had better ideals: Katia or Vivi?

>>143808156
Vivi.

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I want to protect that smile!

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Two best girls

>>143808471
Good man!

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>>143808815
Two worst girls

>>143808471
>I'll crush the 666th
>big smirk

>halfway into next episode
>everything has fallen apart
>Theo's ontop and inside of her

Didn't work out too well for her, did it?

>>143809666
try harder you fucking normie. you don't deserve those 666.

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>>143808156

Who had the better ideals? Katja or a girl other than Katja

The answer is never Katja.

>>143809586

Wrong.

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What makes Beatrix and Lise so perfect?

>>143809945
what? he is quite right. Beato, Lise are best.he forgot about Pham thou

>>143810010
i would say sacrifice. one is willing to sacrifice herself for family and the other for humankind.

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>>143810010
Their LOYALTY to the point of self sacrifice.

>>143810010
Their high head pat levels?

>>143810010
They're both the only girls with wild, wavy long sex hair.

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Happy birthday Sumika!

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>>143804431
Jurgen was a pussy magnet even though he was a goofy induvidual. It's just there was something about Beatrix that intrigued him. And when their dance finally began, Jurgen would never wander astray.

Walther is more or less an old man in Muv Luv's time (even though he's still 20s) - that said, it's not like he isn't regarded as very handsome. It's just he basically carries himself and looks like someone in his forties or fifties. Also, unless it's revealed Walther was magically ugly in his youth, he was acquaintances/friends with Jurgen, so a lot of the crowd after Jurgen may have also been after Walther. We know little of his past, but presumably, nearly all of the girls who would have liked him are dead. ;_;

As for Theo, I'm not sure where it's mentioned he was SUPER popular in his highschool, but he was above average in any case. You have to remember he had a dark childhood, so he may have unintentionally had a badboy image. At the TSF Academy, I don't think he was all that popular, or if he was, girls lost interest seeing how dejected and hateful and morose he'd become (though that's not to say he had no friends).

And a lot of the cases mentioned were a preexisting condition, so it's not like he just picked up all these girls suddenly. Pham and Inghild both knew Theo had a tucked away kindly and loving nature, and Pham seems to have adored him from the start. Anette and Inghild were his friends all the way back in TSF Academy. Kiirke is a mystery since she's clearly in love with her CO Balck. And Lise is, well, Lise. And Iris, it's complicated with her, since we don't know whether she actually loves Theo, and if she does, how much of it has to do with seeing him like Jurgen, and a chance to fix the miserable regrets of her past.

>RLF girls
Still unconfirmed, and in any case, the Master is a cult leader, of course they revere him.

Irisdina is for bullying

>>143812430
And Lise is for raping.

>>143812518
Blondescum is too disgusting for rape.
All blondes should be beaten up and dragged by the hair.

I'd rather rape Beatrix while telling her that Jurgen was a complete scumbag.

>>143812369
I want to sing her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTN48hRCF5g

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Lise is for loving.

>>143812695
>blondes
>deserve love

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>>143812729
That's exactly right anon, very good! Whose a good boy? You are!

>>143809810
>normie
Kill yourself.

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>>143812369
Happy birthday Sumika!

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I want to get Iris all wet and horny and refuse to fuck her until she follows me around and literally begs for it

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Would /a/ try to fix a overheated S00mika for her birthday?

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How much happier would Extraverse Anette be?

>>143813297
Her friends would still be alive, so quite a bit happier, thats for sure.

>>143812430
>>143812518
They're both for hugging, fuck off.

>>143813256
Sure why not, although a cake seems like a more appropriate gift for a birthday.

I want to poke a Werewolf

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>>143812369

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>>143814524

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>>143812695
I want to defile that girl.

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>>143814710

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happy slut day sumika! hope you get a lot of alien cock.

Irisdina is a disloyal sociopathic whore who would NTR you at the first opportunity. Jurgen should've strangled her to death.

>>143814831
How much Twizzlers can you buy on that money?

>>143815073
about 500 pounds of twizzlers

100.000 yen = 1000$
2 pounds of twizzlers at walmart(where Gretel is working) is 3.74$

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>>143792659

This was my favorite Cryska scene.

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If I win the lottery on Friday

I'm going to fund the Extra/Unlimited and Alternative anime.

Then I'm going to fund OVAs of the long lost Yuuhi route.

>>143815259
if i win lottery on Friday i will buy age soft and make it great again by making TE and SM +18

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Which one would you headpat and call a good girl?

>>143815399
Bea-hime.

>>143815259
Make sure you put in the contract 'no CGI' and OVAs for alternative to get around censors

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>>143815194
>"You're treating me like an idiot, aren't you?"
>"I am not! You were an idiot to begin with, there's no point calling attention to it now."

SAVAGE

Also, not long after, another beautiful moment.

It's fucking adorable watching her grow out of her little shell.

>>143815331
>implying Koukhi will sell completely

>>143815259
If I win the lottery friday, I will do the same thing anon!
Too bad it's very unlikely. Not like fans could have expected anything different however.

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>>143812369
Sumika is love, Sumika is life. Except in Alternative.

>>143815259
Will you redo SM? Get a better studio for one.

>>143816127
Oh she's love alright.

Superior certainly thinks so.

>>143815259
>>143815331
>>143816069
>>143816784

If I win the lottery I'll make sure the Lise route (and secret Beato route) are everything we could have ever hoped and dreamed for.

Also 50 episode SM anime with branching plotlines, BiS flashback arcs, and the full love scenes on the BD (and uncensored in the international version).

Plus SM Extra and Annett Maniax.

>>143817576
how much is the jackpot? you will need a lot of cash for that.

>>143817597

half a billion dollars.

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>>143818788
Literally disgusting.

>>143812411
>Kiirke is a mystery since she's clearly in love with her CO Balck
Wut?

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>>143803196
>cruel eyes
>cruel

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>>143819394
Not but look at how they interact. It's pretty easy to see.

She could have gotten him deep sixed in trouble a very long time ago.

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>>143819370
Literally wrong

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>>143820070
why is Gretel such a shit?

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>>143820070
Why are you posting a boy?

>>143821166
No. We don't need you TortureAnon.

>>143815399
Both?

>>143819474
>eyes open during kiss
Sacrilege.

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>>143821524
More like my heart going doki doki you mean!

You do know the backstory to this, right? Part of that is her personality, but at the time, she'd already resigned herself to having a terrible life and believing she deserved no one, and thus kept rebuffing his wooing of her - because she hated herself. The kiss happened when she realized she had been running for so long, she didn't have the energy and willpower left to say why she didn't deserve to be loved too.

>>143821839
she should have been smothered as a baby.

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>>143822069
Smothered in love, I agree.

>>143822150
and if by love you mean a pillow, i agree.

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>>143822920
And if by a pillow you mean sex with young adult Beato, I agree.

>>143823092
and if by sex you mean inserting a dick into a baby beato mouth to choke her to death, i agree.

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>>143823543
That's not awwright anon.

>>143823543
Ketchup pls go

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Vivi is beautiful and cute.

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>>143812411
But have Jurgen and Walther done this?

>>143824549
Jürgen did this >>143819474 though.

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Cakes are delicious!

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>>143825941
That's a tiny tub.

>>143826009
5u

>>143826009
>swimming in the same pool with Katia
I hope they don't mind urine in their pools.

>>143826009
>that look of defeat on right

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I want to sell Gretel and Katia to ISIS to be used as a sex slave in a rape dungeon

>>143827592
>Gretel ends up in ISIS territory
>ISIS defeated on Syria and Irak

>>143827712
How would Baathist Gretel differ from Communist Gretel?

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So now we have 24/7 SM threads on /a/, and I haven't seen a traditional Muv Luv thread(with sumika's window as the OP) in quite a while. Are we over the main games now?

I am slightly upset because I haven't read SM, so all my knowledge from it comes from the show.

Sort of looking forward to the game coming out on Steam, but it won't be a good until MLA is out. Witnessing the same tears I had from reading it the first time will be delicious. Can't wait for the reactions.

>>143827759
Not much since Baathism was about one party state, secularism and socialism

>>143827592
I want to murder Irisdina slowly and painfully

>>143827860
>sumika
not even once

>>143827860
>buying into the bad adaptation meme

No one cares about slavs

>>143827860
>Are we over the main games now?
Nope, but it seems that we, roughly 50 regulars in these threads, have nothing left to discuss about the trilogy.

>>143828213
>sucking dick for a living

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>>143828072
Don't talk shit about mai waifu.

>>143828213
I didn't imply it was bad, but I can't understand half of what's discussed here because the show doesn't cover it.

Well, at least it's not dead slav posting.

>>143827860
>and I haven't seen a traditional Muv Luv thread
I have made a couple but these guys only flock to the one that let's them ctrl+ f muv luv.

Lise, Irisdina and Inghilde are scum simply because they're blondes.

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Lise, Irisdina and Inghilde are best girls among best girls because they're blondes.

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>>143828972
That looks like a Monolith patch

How many beatings would it take to make Suzy not a bitch?

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>>143828972

>>143829190
Enough to cause a brain hemorrhage

>>143829190
None. Just let Watanabe rewrite her character like he did with the two best girls.

Hello anon, I need your help. Now that I've played and enjoyed Muv-Luv and Alternative, should I play this one and/or Chronicles ? Are they even worth it ?

>>143829266
Chronicles. Then, if you can read Nip, you can go for TE and SM to see what you missed. And post screenshots for us.

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>>143829239
her death was bullshit.

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Heroin addict posters pls go

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>>143829471
you go away.

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Would you leave your waifu with this noble and nice man?

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>>143829642
He's a dumb dumb so no.

>>143829642
Already happened once and she barely survived, so no

>>143829471
Please don't use Lise for bullying.
Lise is an angel.

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>>143830124
Lise is a bully to Katia.

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>>143830210
This is bullying?

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>>143830124
Lise is an angel sent to Earth to be bullied!

>>143830210
It's not bullying when it's Katia. It's karma for getting Vivi killed.

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>>143828435
Well damn that's a good looking Iris.

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>>143830210
No she's not, she's just aggressive in the way she shows affection. If she likes you you're definitely gonna know about it.

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>>143830451
Iris is always good looking, just like Lise.

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Asking Anette out on a date

Irisdina is an NTR queen and deserves to be beaten up for that

>>143830612
>Pham looking high as fuck

erry time

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Irisdina is a ice queen and deserves to have her heart warmed up

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>>143830615
Of course, aside from the height difference they're quite similar especially when she lets her hair down. Its good to see Theo maintain his refined taste through the years.

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>>143830816
>Blonde Beatrix
Everytime

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>>143830726
Pain killers anon. Having a broken arm comes with some perks.

>>143830924
And what ever else they hop these soldiers on.

No one ever talks about Fortified OJ

>>143830924
I know
Opioids time!

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This is how a mature, intelligent woman signs things

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>>143831006
Looks like waifu material to me.

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>>143830259
Its called hazing, something Katia should come to expect in the military. Lise is just doing her civic duty both as a comrade in arms and as a Nee-san.

>>143831188
Anett trying not to chuckle out loud is the best part.

>>143831006
>that signature is on official Stasi papers

>>143831188
>Katia never got to experience the "Musikbox" or the "Staubsauger" or even the "Schildkröte"

She was never truly a member of the NVA.

>>143831535
Video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaOKI7xu_8

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>>143831318
>This adorable little angel knows how to suck, fuck, and kill you in over 300 ways and is one of the top spies and pilots in the frontier guard force.

Its a mad, mad, stasi world.

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>>143831786
>you will never have week long sex with Lise

>>143831786
She wasn't Grenztruppen she was part of Dzerzhinsky Guards Regiment (now with TSF)

Yes it pisses me off that they didn't use the correct units

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>>143831936
You were so close Theo, but you went full moderate. Never go full moderate.

>>143832127
she deserved better anyway.

>>143832225
The only reason she hasn't committed suicide is because of him. Her loyalty to Theo is astounding and frankly inspiring.

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Bless you wandering Skeletheo

>>143832422
Where the fuck is that from?

>>143832422
Bless you wondering Skeletheo

>>143832422
Bless you wandering Skeletheo

Stay away from Bea-hime.

>>143832473

The BD release.

>>143832422
>Lise blushing and closing her eyes when Theo kiss her while fucking.
Beautifull Lise.

>>143832225
>She deserved better
That pretty much sums her up.

https://u.pomf.is/vbiygg.m4v

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>>143832422
Bless you wandering skeletheo.

>>143832422
Bless you wandering Skeletheo.
Not that I would mind some revolutions if you know what I mean.

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How can one girl be so much better than others? only 2 come even close Lise and Pham. BeatoxLisexPham yuri doujinshi when?

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>>143833010
Iris is pretty good too.

>>143833186
Iris just like Beatrix is only good for skinning alive.

>>143833010

>BeatoxLisexPham yuri doujinshi
>omake is them triple-teaming Lead Belly with strap-ons

YES PLEASE.

MAKE IT HAPPEN JAPAN.

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>>143833010
>>143833338
>yuri
I want /u/ to leave

Irisdina is a filthy whore who deserves to receive a death by thousand cuts.

Irisdina's a beautiful woman who deserves to receive love with a thousand kisses every day.

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How can one person be this useless? Poor Vivi was first to suffer from her retardness and later the whole Europe. Katia is the only SM character who truly deserved to die. If it wasn't for Katia there would be much less suffering.

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>>143833867
Based Poland breaking that delusion of Katia's.
Too bad Katia is too delusional for that to work.

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Is Bridges being such an edgy autist on purpose? He's literally picking fights with people over nothing.

>>143833867
>You will never team up with Beato and help patch up her relationship with Iris, thereby ensuring the best future for Germany
Katia can get a collar and live in a shed or something

>>143834075
Does Vivi survive? That would decide whether Katiadog gets treated well or gets abused at every opportunity.

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>>143834318
>giving Vivi power
Dangerous, but enticing.

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>>143829471

I think we all know which girl would be most likely to become addicted to Herion in this series. Though it's probable Annett, Lise, Sylwia and maybe Inghild would all be chasing the dragon when they weren't fighting BETA and the only thing that would keep them from nodding off in the cockpit on mission would be the massive doses of Pervitin they took while suiting up.

Walther would be trying to get Sylwia to stop or at least cut back, with very limited success, while nobody would really know about the others, or rather, nobody would bother to ask.

>>143834439
I want to save her life and make her blush

>>143834570
Those girls are not for that.
Their only drug should be a warm shoulder to lay their heads on when they're sad.

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>>143834575
>>143834662
Heroes.

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Happy birthday Sumika~

>>143834570
>Annett
Maybe.
>Lise
If she did, there were plenty of chances before she got back together with Theo. And that's just under Axmann in her swallow days.
>Sylwia
Another maybe, but she's a polack so it's more likely she drank 95% 190 proof engine cleaner shit.

>>143834662

But the thing is, that's what Heroin feels like. It's like sitting in front of a gentle fire on a quiet autumn evening wrapped in your favorite blanket with a bunch of puppies sleeping on your lap. It's not a "DUDE! LIKE... DUDE!" drug at all. It feels like the loving caress of your most precious person. So something most of the characters in SM badly want to feel in the midst of the hell they are living in.

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>>143835153
>So something most of the characters in SM badly want to feel in the midst of the hell they are living in.
Chairforce woes are not real woes

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>>143833010
And yet Iris still reminds the most popular by far.