Girls und Panzer - GuP und /ak/ thread
Guys, I think I´m in love with Shizuka. What do?
>>143747135
Embrace it.
Hello.
>>143747135
Embrace it
>>143747204
Hello
>>143747135
Kill yourself
What if Erika really enjoys being bullied?
>>143747135
who
>>143745588
I typed out this long answer to this problem, but then the thread died.
So here's a shorter version: Raw providers dump teasers (like last thread) all the time, but it takes a while for the actual chapters to get uploaded. So there is a delay, but don't worry: It's being worked on.
Also, I'm going to try to establish some sort of intragroup messaging system or something so we can smooth this stuff out before it gets on the threads and stuff, and for us to get quicker answers to everyone's questions.
>>143747135
t. Rin
I want to commit a crime
>>143747135
Insure your house against fire.
>>143747410
That's only the case if Maho does it.
Guess what just arrived at Sad Panda?
>tag: prostitution
Hoh boy.
>>143747572
>Not using the other version
>>143747538
>>143747500
Azumi please, impregnating minors is forbidden, even if they're cute.
>>143747613
>>143747135
Where is new scanlations? Chap 11 was promised weeks ago!
>>143747613
>>143747613
My body is fucking ready.
>>143747613
>tag: prostitution
I hate it already.
Reminder that Shizuka is literal perfection
>>143747637
>You actually did it
I didn't stick around long enough to see it. I'm glad the GuP general doesn't disappoint.
>>143747204
>>143747750
No it was made in the previous thread.
>>143747613
>prostitution
This is my fetish.
>>143747748
But she is no part of history team.
>>143747836
>>143747836
Mika x Darjeeling when?
>>143747939
Where does the hitting Darjeeling with a cactus thing come from?
>>143747995
>cactus
>>143747475
What sex with those three would be like?
>>143747613
>no shot of the faceless fat salarymen buying their services
What's even the point.
>>143747995
It's a giant cucumber, I think.
Also, it's a Saint Gloriana's Flying circus sketch, don't ask.
>>143748037
Ask Arisu, she would know.
Irish team when
>>143748037
Totally Legal
>>143748068
>Also, it's a Saint Gloriana's Flying circus sketch
Imma ask
I wonder what Darjeeling's favourite movie is?
>>143748127
The Bridge on the River Kwai
>>143748127
Life of Brian
>>143748184
Don't bring Nishi on ideas when she needs repairs on the Chihatan carrier to be done.
>>143748127
>Bridge too far
>Battle of Britain
>Zulu
>Waterloo
>Dambusters
>Bridget Jone's Diary
>The Great Escape
>>143748112
Imagine a Japanese comedian trying to do british humor. Then add a space whale to the mix, and spice it with crack. You'll get Darjeeling. Or maybe Rosehip, depending on how much crack you added.
Momo Kawashima is a cute, cool beauty!!!
>>143748333
>Zulu
Actually a pretty good one
>>143748560
She would have pierced my heart, if she didn't miss.
>>143748560
The one exception is when she's behind a gun. Not so cool then.
Otherwise you're right.
>>143748374
I still remember how it melted down our collective minds that her great sayings made no fucking sense.
>>143748560
>ywn take Momo on a date.
>ywn have a nice dinner at a restaurant
>ywn take her to a Karaoke bar and badly sing the lyrics to songs
>ywn walk her home
>ywn tell kiss her goodbye or tell her you love her
Why even live?
Bonple is here to change your light bulbs
>>143748724
Just kill me. She's the perfect blend of cool on the outside, soft on the inside.
>>143748702
When Darjeeling talks about a cucumber, she says the words of wisdom.
When Mika talks about a cucumber, she just wants to eat a cucumber.
>Even if I sacrifice my body, I will never sacrifice my honor
>>143748756
>Black face, glowing yellow eyes
Jajka is a Jawa?
>>143748560
>>143748724
>>143748760
Go away momo, nobody likes you.
>>143748756
Poor Bonple immigrants will change your light bulbs for money.
>>143748724
>>143748760
Momo is one of the Garupans that just needs a friendly hug and some nice words.
>>143748560Momo a shit
>>143748891
>>143748607
>Pravda advance on St Gloriana singing Katyusha
>Darjeeling turns to Rosehip
>"Think the speedsters can't do better than that"
>"they've got a very good bass section mind, but no top tenners thats for sure"
>"Girls of Harlech stop your dreaming, can't you see their armour gleaming, see their t-34s streaming to this battlefield"
>>143748891
At the very minimum, Anzu and Yuzu like her.
>>143748702
Is there a link for this
>>143748970
As fucktoy
Please no bullying the Guppies.
>>143748970
Kaichou sees her as a pet and Yuzu as a stress outlet.
Do you even lift?
>>143749101
Bully the bullies
>>143748930
>>143748891
I can't imagine living in the world you guys live in. I bet you guys are Yukari fans.
>>143749137
Translate into a real language pls
>>143748917
>ywn be the one to do those things for her
Just end me now.
>>143749161
Is it wrong to love food?
>>143749279
>Mika sitting with everybody like a real human being
>not waiting in the corner to grab all the leftovers
What the hell is this shit?
>>143749279
Not even the T28 could break through the blockade of shit that these three would leave after eating that much.
>>143749210
>Rosehippu this
>Rosehippu that
>...
>Assam when did you get this swole?
>>143749279
Only when your love it more than your lolis
>>143749137
Rosehip is the cutest dog
>>143749517
It's OK if she lets them play with her funbags afterwards.
>>143749461
>swole garupans
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Let's gather in a circle around Momofag and shove him around.
I want Nina to break me in two with her bare hands.
>>143749595
Can't deny that
Need more kilts
>>143749718
>Mika stole Aki
>she couldn't see her mother since then
>she seeks the warmth of Mika's hug because it reminds me of her mom
Have a nice day.
>>143748196
>AHAHAHAH Biggus Dickus, did you get that Pekoe ?
>Bloody hell,mate, I almost spilled all of my tea
Who would win in a race between Rosehip and Mikko?
>>143749854
The audience
>>143749854
My dick
>>143747135
Burn yourself.
>>143749802
What's wrong with Bigus Dickus?
>>143747584
What's happening here?
>>143749791
Is ok now
>>143749933
>>143749920
>>143747939
>>143748034
>Implying Orange Pekoe is Welsh
>>143748531
Vice queen of fluff
>>143750033
She is scottish
>>143748041
>Wanting a fat, old bloke
Don't make me link you to THAT doujin
>>143749920
>>143748196
Now I imagine Caesar teaching Pekoe how to properly talk shit about Kuromorimine in latin.
>>143749137
>>143750132
>no doctor anon, I expect you to drink.
Anon, look what you've done!
Now you need to take responsibility.
Many cutties gathered in a single place.
>>143750351
>responsibility
>Condom
>>143750388
And Erika
>>143750132
>>143750441
Redfered to the thread
>>143750411
Yeah, Jingles don't use no condoms
>>143750381
>>143750411
Why didn't Earl Grey show up in the uni team? I want to see Darjeeling beingsoftlybullied.
>>143750351
>taking responsibility for your actions
All is fair in love and war, you said so yourself.
>>143747690
>>143747613
Why are italians such sluts?
>>143747613PUFFY VULVA
>>143750532
They need the money
>>143750132
You may have missed the point of my post slightly
>>143750532
NATION OF PASSION
>>143750616
>go to the first brothel made in Anzio
>every service is named after an italian dish
>you choose the one that sounds the most lewd to you
>it turns out the girls are just cooking that dish for you
>no lewds
>>143750827
I'll take the Carpaccio with Pepperoni please
>>143750526
Aki is so lewd
>>143750874
I'm just advertising, go talk to the pimp.
>>143750998
that scene was pretty lewd
>>143750507
I wanna see her Cromwell
>>143751031
>3 threads AGAIN
This is getting out of control
Good night lil' hobo
>>143748905
>Bonple is actually a richfag school
Nogami must have lost a drinking duel with an immigrant with "making polan great again" as a bet
>>143750998
>Anchovy asking how anchovys smell
What did she mean by this?
>>143751031
In retrospect, it's also kind of scary. Arisu almost became a cheap prostitute working at the whorehouse owned by mafia.
>>143750874
Carpacchio is taken at the moment, sorry.
>>143751113
Whose house did she break into?>inb4 mine
>>143750998
I want to sniff Anchovy
>>143751235
Your house /a/non.
>>143751235
Arisu's
>>143751165
>>143750132
>>143751087
Should be either two Mihos or two Erikas.
Or Miho and Erika.
>>143751304
She can dream on
>>143751281
The next day, Arisu found an horse head in her bed.
>>143751366
Psssh...nothing personal stronzo
>>143751133
Context-
Anzio has a food stand set up.
Duce asks Arisu how she likes the smell of Italian food.
Arisu doesn't like Italian food.
>>143751355
Excuse me?
Prostitution is against school regulations.
>>143751366
If Katyusha had said that, would she have found Nonna's head instead?
>>143751180
Looks more like Caesar is being taken at the moment to me.
>>143751132
>we wuz szlachta and kurwa
It's a long story, my friend. It started with Piłsudski's diplomatic mission to Japan. It ended in a huge hangover and an anime we all love.
>>143751465
>>143751484
Shut up Sodoko
>>143751465
It's a shitty /tv/ maymay that has managed to infect several boards, don't pay him any mind.
>>143750507
Doubt she will ride a tank other than the Cromwell.
>>143751490
There is no way Anzio could get the drop on Nona.
>>143751557
Assaulting the Public Morals Committee is against school regulations.
>Seiguro stole Maho
>>143751633
> Public Morals Committee is against school regulations.
>>143751633
>sodomyi laughed
>>143751165
To be honest, not liking those makes Arisu a shit automatically.
>>143751669
Sometimes they are.
>>143751484
Then explain this
>>143751595
>Yuzu
>Not american duck
>>143751669
>Sodoko serial number 96 faces logical paradox in the main process
>initiating self-termination sequence
>>143751755
Clearly delinquent propaganda.
>>143751720
At least it makes Chovy superior.
>>143751818
Don't post that!
>>143751826
Why are black shirts (or are they dark grey?) with a tie shade darker so cool?
>>143751880
I'll post what I want, it's free to post anything not X-rated.
Reminder that Miho can be quite the seductress:
>>143751924
I have no idea. I am so close to buying grey shirts and I don't even really like them
>>143751942
Stop this propaganda, there are no such things as worst girls in GuP.
>>143751952
That's true!
>>143752019
Nipples are against school regulations, and so is insertion. However, cute but seductive is not.
>>143751516
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronisław_Piłsudski
>All the descendants of his son and daughter live in Japan today as Japanese citizens. As Józef Piłsudski had daughters only, the direct paternal descendent of the entire Piłsudski Family is only Bronisław's, who lives in Yokohama.
>mfw this is possible
I am a fan of Darjeeling.
>>143752123
I want to cum in Assam forehead
>>143752123
I see what you did there.
>>143752092
I remember reading that trivia in my history book. Then I lived for years not googling it, afraid that it's just a false memory concocted by my weeb mind.
Shit.
I was just innocently browsing twitter for gup fanarts and fell headfirst into the KayDarjeeling /u/ trap.Help.
>>143752123
Assam, please.
>>143752236
No stopping it now. How convenient on the day after the 4th of July.
>>143752236
You can never have too much KayDar.
>>143752352
>>143752570
Where the fuck does it even come from. I don't even remember them talking to each other in the show.
>>143752624
I have no idea, but I love it.
>>143752624
America and Britain mommy issues.
>>143752841
Saggy.
>>143752624
They have a special relationship.
>>143753026
>Implying
Would you nerf her?
>>143753457
No. Put Ayumi in that suit first and I raise her apm.
>>143753457
>Mako instead of anyone from Anteater
It's as weird as Pepperoni Tracer.
>>143753544
I think besides the obvious Alice x Genji/Hanzo, most guys just pick their [favorite GuP character] and their [favorite overwatch character]Which is why we need Naomi with Widowmaker's suit
>>143751595
>very subtle tanlines
>>143753598
>Naomi in Widow's suit
Send help
>>143752624
It's that special relationship man. If there is a British character and American character, you can bet your ass they'll be shipped.
They look like they get along well enough from their interactions in Motto Love Love(if you want to count that) and Little Army.
>>143753598
That might reveal more than you want to see anon...
>>143753598
>Which is why we need Naomi with Widowmaker's suit
Thanks, my dick just exploded.
>>143753850
>Saori Mei's suit
>>143753933
>fat guppy wears fat suit
Fits like a glove.
>>143753933
>seal in a seal suit
Takeshi pumps and dumps, one carrier at a time.
>>143754000
Takashi is actually just Naomi in a boy's uniform
>>143753933
I want it
Looks like your pizza order was a little burnt.
>>143754236
Just the way I like it.
>>143754236
A waiter was killed because he served a pizza with a burnt crust here in my city.
>>143751087
Needs less Sauerkraut and more Anchovy. How about putting another chubby between the chubbys?
>>143753933
Who should Zarya be crossed with?
>>143754405
>40 Kg shell
Totsugeki
>>143754475
Pet the Tohtsu Fukuda Gehki.
>>143754475
>Nishi as Junkrat
Eehh.
Who is best Japanese themed commander?
>>143754573
Cute duck
>>143754608
The one that won't burn your house down.
>>143754608
Shizuka
>>143754616
Yep
>>143754838
Do not lewd the innocent Fukuda. She's the purest thing in the world.
>>143754859
>>143754838
Can we fucking not please, she legitimately looks like a baby
>>143754608
Let them both join forces.
>inb4 put your tanks on fire and charge the enemy
>>143754608
is Shizuka supposed to represent the war crimes aspect of the IJA?
>>143754871
>>143754925
Try and stop me
>>143754608
Is that even a question?
I still don't like how they gave Fukuda a free kill. You don't enable bad behavior, Duck Team!
>>143752624
That's partly the reason, they've never interacted on screen so we can project whatever interaction we want onto them
Then there's the Anglo-American political aspect.
Kay's gregariousness and Darjeeling's reservation (but in a pleasant way, not in a KMM way) also contrast nicely in a relationship
>>143747939
>>143755097
She learned from them. In time, she will turn Chihatan into a real team.
>>143754963
How is she supposed to represent something that didn't exist?
>>143755130
Why are KMM's commander incompetent again? Because miho had to win?
>>143755160
GO TO BED NISHI
>>143755191
I didn't say she was incompetent, just that KMM's reservedness is colder than Darjeeling's personality-wise (because of the German thing)
>>143754608
Cute retard > crazy cunt
How much time do you give Shizuka before she discovers biological weapons?
>>143748333
>>Bridget Jone's Diary
wat
>>143754926
No, tanks on fire are for boring people.
Real Japanese crazies tie lunge mines to their tanks, in all directions, and charge in.
>>143748374
>Or maybe Rosehip, depending on how much crack you added.
I thought she was high on speed.
>>143755191
If KMM's chain of command gets broken they become worse than Chihatan. Miho's incident and the last two episodes are glaring examples.
>>143755354
Actually, she likes to smoke weed. It helps her hyperactivity. She likes to call it "the speed limiter".
>>143755393
Yeah but shouldn't they have reflexes/basics drilled into them at their level of execution?
>>143755334
How about a compromise? Put mines on fire, tie them to the tanks and charge. What's the worst that could happen?
>>143755304
She's currently testing them out on Chinese babies
>>143749364
Yeah, well, that's no surprise given its pathetic engine.
>>143755590
Apparently they don't, as soon as Miho got out of the tank to help her drowning classmates everyone forgot how to do anything.
>>143755727
>>143755599
Nah dude, put a muzzle loaded cannon on a tank, put lung mines on the sides, then when you light the cannon, you also light the mines. That way you can see at night during night battles.
>>143755604
I was thinking about something less drastic, at least for now (there's always time to get crazier).
>Rin gets sick
>Shizuka keeps her around Jajka
>everyone gets sick
>RW turns into SoL story with everybody staying in bed and funny shenanigans
>>143755590
Their biggest strength is unity and discipline, but it's also their bigger weakness. Once they get disorganized, they're unable to act. That's why Hetzkrieg beats Nishizumi style.
>>143755727
>>143755772
What are those tri-pronged things?
>>143755962
Lunge mines, a fun little stick for poking tanks.
>>143754608
Obviously the dishonourable and cunning Sengoku period one, because samurai are the best.
>You will never have Shizuka starring in a Kurosawa film as a ruthless small warlord destroying the nearby daimyos with underhanded warfare
>>143755962
>>143756003
Its essentially a HEAT grenade on a pole.
>Point the pointy end at a tank
>Charge
>Operator is disposable like the weapon itself
>>143756054
>grab stick and charge at tonk
Truly a weapon fit for a retard.albeit a very cute one
>>143756341
I don't think her Chihatans were that big
>>143756341
>>143756054
She would use it at the first chance and survive regardless, because senshado federation approved, carbon coated lunge mines. Also, she would point the wrong end at the tank.
>>143756460
She got carbon boobs installed to survive the lunge mine exploding.
>>143756526
I would think she'd would grab a carbon coated stick and then charge, mine or no mine.
>>143756460
They wanted to totsugeki, it gives few sizes during the charging.
>>143755942
>Hetzkrieg
?
I want to hold Shizuka's hand and walk her home gently and set the world on fire with the flames of our passion!
>>143756628
She would probably just use lunge mine as a regular pointing device, because she though that Anchovy looked cool with her riding crop.
>>143756729
A war doctrine based on skillful use of a Hetzer. It wasn't an actual doctrine, nor was it names as such, but I'm feeling creative tonight.
>>143755772
All that doesn't explain why Shinobu has got a lunge mine, She's the smart one
>>143756729
Hetzer gonna Hetz. Even if it's not correct for the Jagpanzer 38(t)
Still, they living the Stug life.
>>143751755
What ever happened to that illustration of Mako blowing Sodoko?
>>143755772
Is there a translation of that?
>>143756778
Now you're going to say Rin please
>>143747433
Slack could work; I don't think it compresses images (though there is a storage limit).
>>143756778
While this plays in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8LPj_khfgE
>>143756790
>Stug life.
I'm now imagning Kaichou as a gang leader.
>>143756789
Maybe she will use it as a throwing spear?
>>143756851
Excellent taste
>>143756886
There are some who would say that a presidential administration is the most formal gang of all
>>143756898
>javelins with HEAT warheads
I think I have priapism now.
>>143754291
Are you speaking figuratively?
>>143754871
>Fukuduck.jpg
FTFY
>>143756814
Working on it.
>>143756936
That's GUTS for you.
>>143756886
>>143756886
Erwin be tha real Stug gangsta, all them other hoes be imitatin'.
>>143756936
HEAT grenades were more 'practical' because the warheads were REALLY heavy and you couldn't throw them that far. You put it on a javelin, you couldn't effectively use it by throwing. And you would then figure it'd be easier just to charge the tank.
>>143757064
Someone post the picture of bikini Erwin with the tank barrel boner. I seem to have misplaced mine.
>>143756940
No.
>>143757228
This?
i wanna lick yukari
>>143757016
Doing God works
>>143756628
I'd rather the stick she grabs is mine not yours though.
>>143757328
The edit of this one.
>>143756886
She is not?
>>143757361
AHAHAH, on you. I wanna see Chi-ha-tan charge with Hellcats.
the movie saved the series
Nina saved my life.
>>143757435
You wanna see a bunch of retards charge with hellcats? Play war thunder
>>143757623
No one cares, retard.
>>143757662
I wanna see them charge like retards at 50 miles per hour against St. Gloriana in Hellcats. See how long they'll last.
>>143757623
And yet she constantly endangers her own with her fuck-ups around Katyusha.
>>143757750
I now want to see a spin off which is just fight club but for the lolis
>>143757750
Is Nina the designated bully victim of Pravda?
What did you guys did to enter exhentai?
I try and I try and still can't
I even played the grindfest of the fucking game
>>143757871
Not sure,you might have to wait a few days, because I did the same thing and I was still not able to go on Sadpanda for at least another week.
>>143756936
You called?
panzaa vo
>>143757871
>[current year]
>Can't access sad pandaSeriously though google it, just remember there is a 30 day wait period between making an account and being able to access the site[/spoiler
>>143757871
Give it two or three weeks. Make sure you also register on the forum.
>>143757837
She has a turbulent relationship with Katyusha. On the one hand, she's her loli comrade, on the other that makes her the only one small enough to be bullied by her.
>>143757946
SHe also has a bad habbit of accidentally doing things that annoy Katyusha/Nonna too.
>>143757365
>>143757946
>17 and 15 yo
>>143758123
Still not as impressive as Naomi's 17 pounder
From what wonderful place does Pravda get their lolis from?
>>143758185
>>143757871
use a better site
>>143758190
The secret Nonna's loli farm
>>143758190
Trade union with Keizoku
>>143758190
>Nina and Alina will never give me a double handjob, with all four tiny hands wrapped around my shaft
why
>>143758236
Is Nonna just oogling lolis?
>>143758279
Yeah, "trade"
>>143758292
Shinobu being self conscience about her bust is the best thing ever
>>143758236
>senshado is a thinly veiled pedophile ring
>>143758236
>You will never have a loli sidekick
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>143758326
Wouldn't be the first time she turned her attentions on a loli that wasn't Katyusha.
>>143758403
Miho pls
>>143758403
>>143758466
>>143758415
This part really confused me, is the joke that Nonna is going to rap Nina?
>>143758494
Guess who's going to the Gulag?
>>143758494
Anon pls
>>143758522
>you now realise "the gulag" is actually the name of Nonna's loli sex dungeon
>>143758522
>>143758543
> All loli prisoners are made to look like Katyusha
> Hell for some, Heaven to others
>>143758490
>>143758466
Hey Miho, why does your mom allow you to have two lolis?
>>143758604
Fucking hell bill give me a break
>>143748208
Yes they did. Baaaaka!
>>143758632
>Miho has two lolis
>Erika is not a loli anymore
Being Maho is suffering.
>>143758687
>mixing tankathlon with that watered down version of it called senshado
Is she good?
>>143758717
But she has Kat now
>>143758796
Oh, and i mean Erika
>>143758785
Her legs are good.
Pantyhose is gods gift to man.
>>143758785
The drama CD put me off her a little bit, she's too laid back for me.
>>143758717
>sacrifices everything for her little sister
>her sister grows and is no more a loli
>her sister leaves her
>her sister gets her own loli
>even her cunt sidekick, who loves her till the end, has a loli
>tfw
>>143758785
Good as a person? Probably not.
Good as a tank commander? Possibly. She did take out like 3 Pershings and her school beat Ooarai.
>>143758947
>>143759072
Faggots that don't train their lolis in the right way
>>143759058
She should romance someone like Fukuda as soon as possible as a backup.
>>143759141
Fuck you, she's starving her lolis.
Nonna's way is the right way to train lolis because she nurtures them.
>>143759058
dude
ips cells
lmao
I'd like s2 to be a slightly melancholy but comfy series about all the 3rd year characters preparing to transition out of high school
>Katyusha learning how to function as an adult
>Kay and Maho trying to teach Arisa and Erika true leadership
>Momo campaigning to have a reluctant Miho become the next student council president
all the necessary life and moral lessons being conveyed, of course, through tank combat
>>143759188
But Nonna is worse, she drug her lolis
>>143759282
she experiment with poison
that's what there are so many lolis in Pravda
....i swear the Continuation school slowly become the Blood Ravens of Garupan.
>>143756840
>Slack
Huh, looks interesting. It would probably be for more project coordination and stuff and less for file transfers (looking at the 5 GB free version limit).
I'll play around with it and get people on board if it looks promising.
>>143759282
She's only doing it so that they stay forever as lolis.
Hell of a lot better method than what Mika is doing.
Before i forget be advised, i am taking TS work for this antho chapter. Might as well as contribute something while i am on vacation.
ETA tomorrow since this chapter seems less wordy than chapter 8.
>>143747613
it's in English?
I really want to see the girls of Bellwall in season 2
>>143759964
Mika train them to be strong and independent lolis
>>143760003
Nope
>>143760048
>no helmets with skulls
perkele
>>143760105
I can't fap to cartoons if I don't know the text
who does other gaijins do?
>>143748127
English patient
>>143760178
Make up text I guess?
>>143748127
Lawrence of Arabia
>1945
>Not continuing the war eastward to Moscow
>>143759976
Thanks. Or should I say...tanks!
>>143760347
Is Darjeeling the most sexually active and promiscuous guppie?
>>143760347
yeah you gotta need lube with that condom when the soviet dick destroys your anus bb
>>143760411
Shouldn't that be Rosehip?
>>143760435
She'd be at the back
>>143760347
Patton pls.
SHE IS ALWAYS MAD
>>143760645
Post pics of her eating stakes
I love those
She's so happy :3
>>143760347
This guy gets it. I still say we should've hit Normandy then gone ahead with the plan to help them overthrow Hitler and take on communism.
>>143760705
>stakes
>>143759976
If you read through the TL, you would have noticed there are just a couple of lines which I frankly have no idea are on what and others which sound weird.
Are you the anon who sent it off for proofreading? I'd really rather it have been checked first.
You know, I didn't realize until today that Alisa has the same VA as Haruhi.
>>143760916
Nope, i haven't send anything from this chapter.
When i'm finished i will post it entirely on active GuP thread for QC like what i've done to chapter 8.
>>143760705
I have a shitload of Erika bullying pics, but none of them has her with a stake through her mouth.
Is a bullet okay?
>>143761192
Stop bullying her!
Erika deserves hugs, love, and compassion!
>>143761192
DELETE THIS
E
L
E
T
E
>>143761192
Is there any difference between
shooting upwards through the chin
and
shooting into your mouth, through the back of the head?
Or is it just aesthetic taste?
>>143761258
Erika lives in a world of pure violence.
There is no peace for her unless she is beating the shit out of someone, or getting her shit beat in.
>>143761192
>RUDE
>U
>D
>E
>>143761309
Small, low velocity projectiles are VERY sensitive to what they hit, meaning it can RARELY veer off away from the critical parts of the head, like the brain and leave the person injured, not dead. Bullet through the mouth has less chance of it not missing it's mark, the spinal cord.
>>143761309
Neither are very good ways to ensure killing yourself. You should always shoot through the side of your head.
>>143761309
Shooting at the temple is noted for having a lower "success" chance, since most time the person has twitches which causes him to miss and possibly leave you disfigured.
Shooting into your mouth, so that the bullet passes through your brain is the "safest" way to do it. I don't know about the chin, but I assume it's the same case as the temple, it has a chance of not killing you and leaving you fucked up.
>>143760705
>>143754405
post movie Anteater, preferably Piyotan
>>143758785
It's hard to resist that face...
>>143761392
>always
sometimes I prefer a top-down, straight through the temple approach, but it depends on the day and the mood.
>>143759163
That face of Yuzu's still haunts me for some reason...
>>143761657
I feel like temple is too prone to fuck up, moving back to a horizontal shot right above your ears should be a damn near 100% kill rate.
>>143761387
>>143761392
>>143761432
ok so
shoot at temple=clearest path to the brain but shaky hands might fuck it up
shoot into mouth=it's already in your mouth, how wrong can it go?
I know that there have been multiple cases of people with brain damage still living and as you said, it's possible to "fuck up", so is there a particular part of the brain that has to be shot to kill?
damn th-that was intense
>>143761793
Through the mouth, aiming not at the top, but at the back of your head is sure to kill you, save for a gun malfunctioning. If the bullet and the gun are in perfect shape, it's a 100% chance to become an hero, since it's impossible to miss the spinal cord.
>All this talk about shooting yourself in the head
>>143761793
You either want to fuck the spinal cord or the back of the brain where the automatic part of the brain does heart beat, breathing, etc. People have survived missing the parts of the frontal lobe which is mostly for thinking.
But fuck that shit, use a shotgun or a grenade, you won't live for sure.
>>143761864
Really, all you need is a shotgun. Blowing half your face off guarantees you dying.
>>143761864
Gotta be careful of the below-the-chin maneuver lest you want to accidentally Fight Club yourself.
>>143761916
when the escapism is not enough
>>143761916
would you rather be capture by the enemy and be rape, tortured or both, die inside a burning tank or suffer the humiliation of defeat?
it's good to know how to end your life fast senpai
>>143761793
Really, there's only one way to be sure.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=56351306&page=4
Guys you're scaring me...
>>143761968
>In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib and left the other side. Then he walked fifteen meters, pulled out a pistol and shot himself in the head. After reloading the shotgun, he leaned the shotgun against his throat and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, walked 200 meters to a hill, sat at the side of the hill. Then reloaded a final time, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This time the shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
Not always.
>>143762104
>he doesn't have an escape plan
>>143762198
Argentina is a big country, you can get lost in those mountains too easily
t. Hitler
>>143761916
This is an /ak/ thread, you're forgetting the /k/ bit.
Thanks for answering my questions guys. I learnt a little more on guns and the human body today.
>>143762198
>Running away
If anime has taught me one thing, it's this: I mustn't run away.
I'm here.
I'm not running.
>>143762095
Link to the artists Pixiv? I have no idea how to navigate that website.
>>143761605
Good shout, although I don't think Zarya is as well equipped as Piyotan
>>143762110
>shotgun against throat
Should've taken notes from Kurt.
>>143762301http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2811806
When did Maho stop being happy and smiling?
>>143762400
When Shiho ripped her family apart over a sport
>>143762378
Jesus H Christ.
That's more than I expected. He's like a library of horrible Guro.
>>143762318
Erika as tsundere mercy
Nina as Zarya.
>>143762378
You know anon, you don't need to worry about a man who's already at the bottom of the hill.
>>143762378
I'm laughing way too much. I hope the artist is just doing these ironically and isn't actually THAT edgy in real life. I just can't imagine a japanese man using black trenchcoat, with a black fedora and black gloves, walking around with his katana and (airsoft) pistol.
>>143762400
Between loli Nishizumi´s scene and Little Army, probably when Shiho started training her.
>>143762378
Having worked at a morgue and as a forensic photographer, I can say that this guy has no idea what guts and cut off limbs look like.
>>143762648
More people never do until it happens close by. Even then, psychology you might not even remember or start hallucinating shit.
Have some music anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q
>>143762648
Anon, do you have a story you would like to share with the class?
>>143762648
I'm 99% sure they all get their information from that one anatomy torso model. Also, I'm sure if it were more accurate it would be more difficult to masturbate to.Or maybe not, if that's your thing.
>>143762735
I vomited after my first day on the morgue, and couldn't even sleep.
After three weeks I was already used to it, then I discovered I liked photography, and became a forensics photographer (which I also vomited on my first day, but got used to it in just two days).
>>143762699
What are you currently listening to /GuP/?
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQ-y2d6ztg
>>143756814
>>143757016
>Taisenshado! It's the Ten-Colored School!
>This is the maidenly art of anti-tank warfare!
>I wonder if the Panzerfaust is as good as it seems...
>It's ease-of-use makes it popular with girls! (Big Lie)
>There's also a Panzerschreck!
>In that case, there's also the M1 Bazooka.
>Knockout! Sticky bomb kneesock!
>Don't go swinging it around like that!
>Is it really necessary to make such complicated devices?
>The Molotov Cocktail is filled with a combustible material necessary to both life and Taisenshado!
>Uh...Captain?
>Charge the enemy tanks with lunge mines!
>Eh? Eh?
>Or is this not okay?
"Taisenshado" is basically "way of the anti-tank", as "Senshado" is "way of the tank." I figured it was best to keep the pun somewhat intact.
"It's the Ten-Colored School!" is a translation of the track title of the song that plays when Oarai gets its reinforcements in the movie.
I had a real hard time translating this, and there are some parts I'm not 100% sure on, so any corrections are welcomed.
Otherwise, I'll start typesetting it now.
>>143762095
>only one way to be sure.
>one
>implying
>>143762870
Now I'm curious. If you're not under some contractual obligation, you should upload those photos to a zip.
>>143762699
>Sabaton
good autism tasteI approve>tfw after reading THAT part 3 I thout of this songWhat is the purpose of it all anons?
>>143761460
I feel like this artist just wanted to draw her being happy about something and that really busts my balls for some reason
Shizuka is just a thug
>>143762977
I can't upload them (police stuff) and even then I don't have them here on my home PC. I think this applies to most jobs, but specially on ones like this, it's essential for your mental health to never bring work home.
Just search for some police archive stuff or guro on the internet if you want some extreme stuff, most of the ones I see are just gunshot wounds though.
>>143763116
Literally who?
>>143761460
some time the simplest things in life makes you the happiest
>>143762378
Fuck me that is disturbing. Guro itself is autistic enough but poorly drawn guro...
What I've learned from years of these threads is some of you motherfuckers just need to learn to not click on shit sometimes.
>>143763351
It's suppose to hone your instincts. It seems like it's not working. You need more training. Read THAT.
>>143762987
https://youtu.be/rUqZbDaGY4k?t=5m5s
>>143762378
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56351306
I saw this one before
translation
>>143763381
The instinct you should be honing is "don't fucking do it."
Mine is profoundly well developed. I didn't even need the teacher to hit me with the ruler, I just saw you guys get hit with it and instantly knew what not to do, as I watch somebody get slapped for the 100th time.
>>143763116
You know, I have to actually applaud Shizuka. By causing tens of thousands of dollars in property damage, she's showing everyone present and the public (as there's no way this isn't going on the news) that Tankathalon's "no rules but weight" schtick is incredibly dangerous and costly. This gives the Senshado Federation an excuse to intervene and regulate Tankathalon, making it a far safer sport for everyone involved. The only downside is that she'll be weighted down by lawsuits for the rest of her life.
Thank you Shizuka, for sacrificing your future so someone better doesn't have to.
>>143763381
I read the Strike Witches one, never again in my life
>>143763477
COWARD
>>143762934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nobHLYfXasg
I binge watched Space Battleship Yamato 2199 yesterday. It was pretty good.
You will never nuke your favourite girl with the BR-471B.
Why even tank?
>>143762934
finnish music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw
I will marry rosehip hips
>>143763477
http://exhentai.org/g/944511/970a679ceb/
Here, click this
>>143763513
If they regulate Tankathlon, they will just created Tankbooga, where it's the Tankathlon, but without rules.
>>143762948
"Anti-tankery" sounds like a possible way to keep the meaning although a tad plebby
>The panzerfaust really has no flaws doesn't it
無難 - free from fault
or literally "no difficulty"
last line
>I wonder if this spot's ok...
GJ anon
>>143763684
>>143763527
You should link it so everyone can know.
>>143762948
Good work anon
>>143763839
actually, keep your panzerfaust line, i think that one's correct
>>143763839
>this spot's
She might be talking about the sport or using the stick since I'm pretty sure the stick killed the user.
>>143763882
>>143748127
Front Innocent
>>143763958
killing oneself in a totsugeki is the least of one's problems
こっち usually refers to something physically close to the speaker so fair enough, it could be
"I wonder if this spot on the tank is fine"
or
"I wonder if holding the stick on this spot is fine"
Is that what you meant?
Which slut would you give the M82?
>>143764414
Rumi is pure sex.
>>143764414
Azumi. She has such a lewd body. I bet she takes it up the ass on the first date
>>143764414
Arisu being Bermuda attacked when?
>>143764313
Can't it also sometimes mean "this one here" instead of "this place here"?
Your version sounds correct, but the translation doesn't really make sense in context.
>>143702643
>actually design good tanks
>B1
>2C
>H35
>good tanks
Engineering CFs that made late-war German designs look functional.
>>143702828
>the Char B1 Bis was awesome for it's time
Not for those who had to crew/maintain them.
>>143764670
What is a CF?
>>143757257
What country do you live in?!
>>143757662
>Play world of tanks
FTFY
>>143758018
>tfw you're about to get gulag'd
>>143764663
I read the context as everyone else looks ready to kill tanks and so Nishi is too. Unfortunately, aside from context, I can't really give any solid answers so I too may be wrong.
You could take this over to the /djt/ for a better explanation.
>>143763684
>mfw Exlinks
>>143764921
l-lewdest girl
>>143758390
>pedophile
But they're girls.
>>143764744
inb4 italian waiter was killed by the mafia for disgracing pizza
>>143764961
>>143765063
>this pic again
HE WAS PURE
PURE
U
R
E
>>143764313
I think a simple "Or maybe I should use this one instead?" is good enough.
>>143764744Brazil
>>143760111
>mfw YT purged the Perkele! compilation
Darjeeling is a Fraud
>>143760413
>your anus bb
I read that as your anus battleship.
>>143765238
CV
CVL
CVE
BB
BC
CA
CL
DD
SS
>>143765303
FF
GF
GG
HHGSpagalo
>>143764313
>>143765112
Okay, I think I figured it out.
Nishi actually refers to "爆雷" in her first speech bubble, which is usually translated as "depth charge," but I assumed meant "lunge mine" in this context.
However, a little research on Japanese Wikipedia revealed that that term was also used for the Type 99 anti-tank mine, which Fukuda is holding.
Therefore, I'm going to use this instead:
>Uh...Captain?
>Charge the enemy tanks with Type 99 mines at close range!
>Eh? Eh?
>Or maybe this would be better?
>>143765212
It's not her fault that Kay got her hooked on Cola.
>>143765063
>El alamein treatment
>Here, have sex with Caesar and Carpaccio while I run away in tears, trying to hide my impotency
>>143765504
That reminds me of RO2, the Japs anti-tank/explosive charge was the Type 99 or something like it. No lunge mines though.
>>143765504
Solid.
>>143765568
Nakajima looks strange without her overol
>>143765568
this game will be free? or will be a last chance to save Actas?
>>143761192
>fun with homonyms
>>143765857
Fun with the guy he was replying to spelling steak wrong
>>143765898
I like fsteak
>>143765688
>the "Actas is bankrupt meme"
Actas only went over budget and didn't get a cut of the movie profits, no where did they say they were going to shut down or that they were anywhere near the red. As that anon said in an earlier thread, studios do this in the gamble that the publicity from a good movie will pay off later, and it usually does.
>>143762078
The third generally entails the first.
I want Shizuka to get in a bad tankathlon accident and spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair getting pushed around by Rin.
>>143762243
>t.
The sod does that even mean?!
>>143766006FUNLAND :DDD
>>143766004
The opposite is better: Shizuka quitting Tankathalon wracked with guilt and trauma while Rin tries to tell her it's not her fault even as she has trouble lifting her arms.It totally is.
>>143766076
Post spurdo und panzer :DDD
>>143765582
>Sex
>More like rape
>>143764726
Charlie-Foxtrot. I trust you're familiar with that military shorthand.
>>143766397
FUBAR that SNAFU.
>>143765504
Here it is, just in time for the thread to die.
I'm in love. I hope one day I'll see them animated and bantering with Rosehip and Ooarai automovile club..
>>143766269
>>143766586
Who?
>>143766533
I wonder what Pravda's anti-tank weapon is
>>143766615
The 5th hidden panel is just Nonna walking a dog while everybody else looks disgusted.
>>143766615
>>143766615
PTRS, PTRD, RG-6 HEAT grenade, Bazookas (Lend-lease), the anti-tank dog as >>143766651 mentioned.
>>143766666
season 2 when satan?
>>143766615
They liked to send Self Propelled Flesh Mines to damage tracks
>>143751942
>>143759876
Alright, I think this is something we can use.
The only thing is I need emails to invite everyone into it...
In the next thread, let's explore how exactly we are going to approach that.
>>143747433
Very late to this party, but try Discord.
>>143766083
Yuri healing is the best kind of healing.
>>143767279
I want to NTR a yuri healing couple!
Specifically Rin and Shizuka
>>143767279
RW is too much gay, not enough cute.
>>143765950
I never understood that.
>>143765099
Well, Rommel did have a child out of wedlock, and then married another woman.
Anyone want to give me a translation of this? I know it's probably along the lines of "I'm a pervert and I sniff your panties"-Maho.
>>143767506
Part duce
>>143766666
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mine, hey Mickey!
What flower does Hanas panties smell like?
>>143767558
Easy
>>143767558
Titan Arum
>>143767535
>>143767506
this is just bad
>>143767558
Like lily
>>143767612
I need the full set of this
>>143767666
Have some Satan, until the image limit
>>143767558
Bradford pear.
>>143767772
>>143767640
You're a bad.
>>143767803
>>143767820
Please don't post those two arsonists.
Does being yandere count as bullying?
>>143767862
>>143767905