Get in the van, onii-chan.

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>>143711447
What are you gonna do, braid my hair badly?

>>143711736
Maybe worse, there might be hugs involved.

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>>143711447
I don't Have Time For This Animu Tiny Gal.

>>143711736
Look who is talking, Mayoi.

>>143711447
What the fuck is wrong with her hair

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>>143713399
Nothing's wrong

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You're under arrest

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>>143713351
Hachikuji's hair is beautiful you tasteless fuck.

>>143711447
>>143715794

I don't think lolis have the strength to pull the trigger.

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>>143711447

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I love pictures of anime girls aiming guns!
Preferably photorealistic blatant photoshops!

>>143711447
Fuck your van. Besides, you don't even have the ovaries to pull the trigger.

>>143711447
No, not the van. Not again!

>>143715859
Looks like a cheap chinese haircut you tasteless swine.

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>>143716735
They look like well-styled, charming twintails you filthy troglodyte. I bet you're a crabfag or something too, huh?

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>>143716861
>well-styled, charming twintails
>horrible bangjob
>dry as fuck hair
>couldn't even cut off her sideburns
On what planet?

>>143715859
I like her skin colored fang

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>>143716949
m-mine

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>>143713399
It's shit.

>>143711447
Who was in charge of that gun? That has the be the single worst gun I have ever seen in any anime, ever. It looks like utter shit.

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>>143711447
Back off, anon is MY onii-chan and he should get into MY van!

post more lolis with photorealistic guns

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>post more lolis with photorealistic guns

Or what

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>>143718732
Say what again. SAY WHAT again! And I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker! Say what one more time!

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Here, I'll give you an onii-chan! Just don't hurt me!

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>>143718929
what are you gonna do, shoot me?

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>>143718929
Put the gun down NOW, or I'll do it.

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>>143719484
I'll wipe these memes from the face of the earth

>>143717865
snails don't have fangs or any teeth at all. Their entire body is a slimy, solid muscle which is fully functioning and under control of the snail itself. The are very strong for their size and are capable of fitting very large and hard things into the mouth and clamping down until they have had their fill. ;)

>>143722074
I wanna stick my penis in her slimy snail pussy

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>>143722074
Teach me more.

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>>143711736

>>143711736
Mayoi is made for rape

>>143723230

Where is that music from?

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>>143711447

>>143711447
Where are you taking me?

>>143715949
That handgun has to be a trimmed exploitable.

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>>143727282
Of course.

This isn't fucking funny, guys.

I was abducted by lolis. They pulled up alongside me with their van, the promised me sweet tunes... And then they- they-
I-I can't... Even now, it's hard to talk about it. It's not a joke, guys. One in every four anons gets kidnapped, don't let it happen to you or your friends.

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>>143727388
Its okay, anon, everything will be alright

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>>143727388
>>143727652
Yes... Just get in the car and everything will be daijobu

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>>143727819
No, I will not be lured into a car with a loli holding a whitesnake album again.

>>143715924
they can cock the hammer beforehand to make it lighter

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>>143711447
Is this the first time you've ever pointed a gun at someone? Your hands are shaking.

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>>143711447
>>143731266
Can you shoot me, rookie?

>>143718929
This IS a tasty burger.

>>143729693
It's just Billy Idol dude.

Get in the car.

>>143718929
Fun fact
He swears a lot because that helps reduce his stuttering problem

>>143711447
WIll she hug me

>>143731266
Shaking huh?

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>>143731383
Ok fine, I'm trusting you to not lie to me.

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>>143711447
I'll do whatever you say, little girl.

>>143731608
Only if you're a bear

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>>143733480
Score

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>>143734287
>wallpaper
>not advertisements
Get on my level, scrub bear

>>143735165
This looks shopped

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>>143734287

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Don't bring a gun to a chainsaw fight.

>>143734287
>>143735165
Post Pedo Bear Albrechto.

>>143715949
I recognize that gun

>>143719177
That's a Nii-sama
Not an Onii-chan