Oh, you LIKE that, huh? Poop comes from there.

>>143666029
does she really follow human biology?

>>143666029
Shit on my chest I don't care

>>143666029
That's kind of hot

>>143666202
Bitch is identical to a human except some nubs she calls horns

>>143666271
And getting smashed off of vinegar.

>>143666029
and, penis goes in there

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>>143666688
>>143666260

>>143666029
Tell me again what are the different uses of your penis?

>>143668690
I open soda cans with it.

How do I make myself attracted to farts?

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Lum thread? Lum thread.

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>wake up
>see this
What do.

>>143666202

Show follows the Star Trek rule of aliens. Aliens that talk or have plot significance are humanoid. Aliens who don't talk are basically crazy animals.

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>>143670731

"Excuse me miss. Where's Shinobu?"

>>143670731

Continue where I left off last night.

pee comes out the vag. your point?

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>>143671577
Who are you?

>>143671712
You dont fuck the urethra, retard-kun

>>143671894
as if theres a difference. a hole's a hole.

>>143666029
Girls don't poop.

>>143671894
Reminds me of a story about a childless octogenarian couple; the wife went in for a gynaecologic examination regarding her constant urinary tract infections, and the doctor discovered a "second vagina" with an intact hymen. He asked her if she had any trouble having sex, replying "It hurt the first few times but after that no, no issues". Turns out her husband had been unknowingly plowing her in the pee-hole for nigh on 60 years and had inadvertently stretched out her urethra.

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>>143672198

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>>143672177

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Pick one

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>>143672198

>>143666029
ich mag

>>143666509
Pickled plums (but was it shown specifically that it was the vinegar?), actually.

>>143672198
>It hurt the first few times
It was the "first year or so."

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>>143672198
Two holes weren't enough for the madman

>>143672233
I prefer the one about an ambulance being summoned to a wealthy suburb, to treat a boy that had been injured sliding down a bannister (like you often see in films).
What had happened was a large, jagged splinter of wood had lifted about two-thirds the way down, and as the kid slid down it had torn through his scrotum and impaled his testicle. Wouldn't have been so bad, but the paramedic walks in and sees the testicle impaled like a cocktail olive on this splinter; and the spermatic cord had been stretched out, still attached to the kid, trailing back into his bleeding crotch.

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This thread needs more Lum

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>>143672198
This is like the sixth time I've heard this story and it still shocks me to this day.

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>>143672580
Fuck me I shouldn't be reading this stuff late at night.

>>143672580
DELETE THIS NOW

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>>143672580
Fuck's sake anon, I was getting ready to fap.

>>143670731
That would imply that I am Moroboshi, and that sucks.

>>143666029
I dont care Im indian

>>143671785
I masturbated to this once.

When internet porn was easily available.

>>143672198
>wife is still a virgin

>>143678449
Me too desu

>>143666029
That's kind of hot

>>143672198
Wait what

>>143666029
I'd suck the shit out and sniff every fart that came from an ass like that.

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>>143666029
How many mouths aliens have?

>>143669650
i wish we had lum threads more often
most of the time its only ranma threads and i hate ranma

>>143670731
fuck her the moment i see this

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>>143672198
it's a fake story from this