Starting the thread with best panzer.
American tanks are cute!
But so are the others!
Little Army II Chapter 10 QC dump time.
My first time cleaning, redrawing and typesetting a whole chapter. Let's see if I made any mistakes.
This is your tank platoon commander tonight.
This fucking umbrella.
Last page. As you can see, I modified a bit of the posted script. I am a bit of a perfectionist, so I feel if I don't have you to give me the okay, I will never be satisfied with this.
Also, what file hoster do you want at the end? Imgur? Mega? Mediafire?
DUCE IS HERE
Reminder tha Mako a cute
Enjoy firing a full salvo and then reloading for an eternity. Also expensive projectiles and low projectile speed. Rocket artillery is only useful for saturating a wide area with immobile targets with literal hellfire. Field artillery is way cooler because of it has flexibility and pinpoint accuracy in tactical firesupport situations.
Not like it mattered anyway, cause those 200 Tigers ran out of fuel for the most part, and the Tiger IIs, and the Pathers, and the motorized and mechanized units. Not like the USA, UK and USSR didn't tactically have the problem, but strategically, nah.
I've witnessed a 240 rocket salvo rake a target area. I sure wouldn't want to burn in such a fire. Even the smoke and dust generated by such a bombardment is dangerous.
It's a shame japs don't have a boner for artillery. It's such a cool branch of arms with the immense accuracy, heavy weaponry, a myriad of individual roles within the battery and the sheer firepower. Artillery isn't sexy because it's not frontline stuff.
This is true. Shermans were nicknamed "Tommy Cookers" and "Ronsons" due to how easily they caught fire or exploded when hit. Against German armour they generally needed a massive advantage in numbers to even stand a chance. The Yanks would have been better off manufacturing tanks with sloped armour and power guns like the Soviets did with their T-34s and the like, but they stuck to outdated tank designs.
What about air to surface missiles?
This body type is my favourite. It makes my dick go from 9mm to 152mm.
Erika loves scho ka kola!
Meh. I prefer the Su-25.
The army is surprisingly the place for anime and table top games. One company I was in, half the guys had weekly D&D games. One DM brought all his books with him when we deployed to trashcanistan to live in a glorified hole in the ground on top of a hill for six months.
Not him but mostly comedy, SoL and harem shit with the occasional plot-centric anime. Generally they weren't into stuff without cute girls in it. There was also this guy who was literally fucking obsessed with Kancolle and played the game every chance he got, and we mocked him about how shit the anime was.
>deployed on Korea
>starting an armoured offensive against a Nork Army Armored Corps
>CO shouts "Panzer Vor" on the radio and thus, the offensive begins
If WW3 happens, this will occur, I believe.
For real. Shitload of weebs and other variety of nerds. Especially in combat arms- broad cross-section of people end up going infantry. One of the dudes in my company had done translation/localization for Nintendo before he joined.
Darjeeling wants to personally inflict Miho with twice as much PTSD as before!
Now I feel like I should have joined the army and done something with my life back when I was young.
I couldn't due to a lung condition. But well, hikiNEET life isn't that bad with some cash and a computer with internet connection. I don't regret anything.
You're never too old. I got out five years ago and I'm thinking about going back in the reserves now that I have a career.
That's a hot meme but people who aren't going to do anything with their lives also don't join the army, while a lot of people get college degrees and go places.
>He doesn't know what 'Hotgluing' means
>say us tanks are good
>called a dumb 'murican
>say german tanks are better
>say brit tanks are better
>called a muslim
>say slav tanks are better
>called a troll
There is no way to win this game.
Just say all tanks are good in their own ways.
Didn't slow down the deathrate of slavs though
This gorilla is now your girlfriend
How would you escape from her?
I noticed there was a lot more faggotry then I expected but I didn't realize there was reddit fags and other autists filtering into the stream chat, I kind of factored it'd be a bit more cringeworthy already just by having a chat in the first place.
World of Warships is better.
It'll probably be over but you won't have to see the literal cancer that is the chat so I think you're winning out here, anon.
That doesn't make sense. Girls und Helicopters when? Girls und Jets when?
>This is true. Shermans were nicknamed "Tommy Cookers" and "Ronsons" due to how easily they caught fire or exploded when hit
Until they started doing wet stowage, which meant it was no longer an issue. They did it relatively early too, but by then the reputation stuck.
So shota versions of Gryphus 1, Mobius 1, Yellow 13, etc...fighting it out with aviation combat high schools as rivals to one another? Belka anime spinoff when?
>Belka anime spinoff when?
Well, there was something...
>chat is talking about Mika's unshaven pussy
>John Walter Christie died in Falls Church, Virginia on January 11, 1944, nearly broke, as the tanks based on his designs were shaping the course of history.
Oryous bush is superior.
You just KNOW she has a glorious bush too.
Why did bushes fall out of style in the West? Plebs.
Because it's fucking disgusting to pick out hair after hair while eating out a girl.
>"I look forward to your help in becoming a good girl."
Am I the only one who would have preferred something along the lines of how she'll look forward to being taken on dates to Tank museums?
>tied for most homolust with Erika for a Nishizumi
She doesn't even take care of the hair on her head.
She doesn't iron her uniform and she named herself after her husbandos wife.
She's a dirty, unkempt fujoshi and she's adorable.
Don't forget that she doesn't wear panties
A girl has to be extremely HAIRY to have her pubic hair get in the way of her labia being eaten out.
I never got the FUJOSHI vibe from her. She's a Ryuma husbandofag, not a fag hag.
That looks like a paratrooper, so it's probably set during Normandy when everyone was confused as shit and isolated
Pretty touching picture desu
American soldier is alone after the airdrop fucked up, they don't realize they're enemies until point blank.
History buff power rankings:
Caesar > Oryou >>>> Erwin > powergap > Warring States girl
Prove me wrong protip: you can't, even Carpaccio agrees.
>That looks like a paratrooper, so it's probably set during Normandy when everyone was confused as shit and isolated
My grandfather was part of a battalion headquarters unit and jumped into Normandy. Got separated and was wondering through the woods trying to find someone to link up with. Waiting a near a road he surprised a German soldier on a bicycle. He said part of him thought he was supposed to shoot the German, or take him prisoner, but the former felt like murder while he didn't think he could walk around with a POW alone. So he robbed the German of his courier gear (he had packs with documents in them), sidearm, belt and ammo, and then let the guy go on his bike. He almost took the German's helmet but said he didn't want him to get hurt while riding the bike in the dark.
When he finally found his unit later that morning he handed over the German papers, and much later they gave him a bronze star for acquiring enemy intelligence.
That was his D-Day.
That's nice, although I have to wonder how much of that 'intelligence' was along the lines of "Dear Mom and Dad, I'm okay. We're stationed in France. The wine and girls are nice, but the weather is terrible. Love you all, Hans."
I enter every single military history museum I see, specially WWII ones, no matter how tiny or shitty. I even entered one in Greenland when I visited there. Who the fuck puts up a museum in Greenland of all places?
This is what autism feels like.
Set it during the Napoleonic Wars and then we're talking
He said the German claimed they were personal papers, but my grandfather read German. It was just stuff like ration returns. Not ground-breaking gun position intelligence but handy enough to give an idea of the fighting strength of some local German formations.
I forgot to add the funniest part was that the German soldier thanked him for being polite and letting him keep the helmet.
A museum doesn't have to be gigantic to be incredible, Anon
The Arcade combat flight sim.
First two were okay, Japanese version of three was supposed to be godlike, hit it's stride with four five and Zero, stumbled with six, fell off the wagon with Assault Horizon, committed heresy with Infinity, cautiously optimistic with seven.
It's a series of arcade dogfight games.
Ace Combat 4, 5 and zero have great gameplay, amazing soundtracks and super cheesy anime plots.
>stream is back on
Cool. What episode is it currently at?
>thread turned to Ace Combat while I was eating Kayburgers
11 and 12
I want to
fluffYukari's hair and hold her handsafter we have made sweet love together.
Same as Momo
Works hard and loyal for her commander, even if she gets not much in return.
[Spoiler] except glorious historical Stalin tonks[/spoiler]
Even an Erika's discipline looses against her feelings some time.
I wonder how she holds it all in during a match.
>Not liking Fat Katyusha
>all the redditors in the stream
The marathon was a mistake
Erika is a good girl. It's not her fault everyone around her is a retard or a chuuni.
I want to eat out with Shizuka for every meal and snack!
>You will never have a sweaty sparring match with Erika as she lets out all her frustrations on you
How often does Erika soak her panties when she watches Maho work out in turn?
Film is starting next!
Blame /ak/ subs, they're the v4444 ones.
Looks good, but some of the first pages could benefice for a bit extra cleaning of the odd grey spots among the white areas.
But you did a completly aceptable job. It's just that we're also perfectionists around here.
Good job, Anon.
Yes there is. Don't cre about what they say to deviate you from truth. Remember that the tanks are inocent no matter what they say, and as long as that holds true in your heart, you shall stay in the way.
Are those tank things like pic related translated somewhere?
>You will never have a feast with Garupans
Thanks, and here I almost thought everyone had already forgot that I posted here.
I'll post the finished version tomorrow via imgur and mega. Will it then end up on the /ak/ wiki on its own then or do I have to tell something special?
And I assume nobody minds if I upload it to batoto on my own? I see all the currently uploaded ones with /ak/ recruitment pages, can I just omit it?
>Didn't specify which model in which series
>can't give out any pros and cons in design
>No examples to show how its design adapt to the environment on battlefield
you lose because you are an incompetent faggot who thinks people have the obligations to assent your false sentimental