She's really cute and smart so how come she doesn't

you're really cute and smart too, anon, why don't you have any friends?

>>143457423

>people consider themselves not worthy to be friends with her due to her status as a goddess
>her social anxiety gets the better of her that she fears being rejected and recluses herself from everyone

>>143457423

She is already married to me

>>143457445
Because I have a conjoined twin and I smell funny

>>143457445
o shit nigger u wanna fite cause thats how you start fites

>>143457598
And you don't allow your wife to have any friends? That's very halal of you

>>143457423
Eh, you don't get to bring nep

>>143457603
I don't think it'd be fair to fight someone that can't even spell.

>>143457820
again, fite me

Which Noire is worst Noire? Super, Hyper, or Ultra?

>>143457921
All of them

Noire should just fuck off

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At least her game is alright.

>>143457423
Because she doesn't have a Ragna in her universe

>>143457423
Because she's a garbage tsundere and needed to have a gimmick to make her not one-note.

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>>143457423
Because she's not Uni.

>>143457423
If she rubs my penis we can be friends.

>>143459776
I remember hearing how the translations for those games are terrible.

>>143460316
They got a lot better in VII (which is what that cap is from).

>>143460909
wait, isn't the spanking thing a direct reference to /nepgen/

>>143461102
The original was a dank 2chan meme, same difference really

Because anime wants you to believe that girls don't run life on easy mode where, simply by virtue of their gender and not being completely horrible, they will have an endless procession of supplicants ready to do everything for a crack at their crack.

>>143457423
Because nip "humor". She has as many friends as any of the other goddesses but they had to give her character a joke they can run into the ground.

>>143457423
people skills != work/organization/academic skills

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>>143461462
>same difference

>>143462271
I too love oxymorons

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>>143457974
No, you should, and kill yourself afterward.

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NOIRE PLEASES RICH LADIES FOR MONEY

HERE WE GO!
GOOD TO GO!

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>>143457423
SHE

>>143457820
Now this is where if I was in the World of War craft I would type /chicken while having you targeted. Bawk

>>143457445
Because I'm neither cute nor smart.

THEY CALL HER NOWA BECAUSE SHE HAS NOWA FRIENDS

Will she ever have the courage to confess to Nep?

>>143463933
>>>/b/

>being friends with a cosplayer

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>>143464439
No because Nep just confessed to me.

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>>143464776
Bad nep

>there are people who pronounce Vert as in Vertical

Noire don't fucking bathe so she probably smells like ass.

>>143465278
But she canonically does, it's shown in GekiNoire.

>>143465308
which nep doesnt take a bath?

>>143465400
Plutie is lazy as hell so she probably doesn't.

It's carried over to Iris Heart when she makes you lick her legs.

>>143465308
Not canon.

>>143465497
Just your headcanon.

>>143465528
No, she fuckin stinks dude.

>>143465571
Maybe you want to sniff her so badly you confused it with her stinking.

It's okay anon, I know that feel.

>>143465400
Vert

>>143465684
She's a literal walking trashcan.

>>143457423
She must be cursed like me. I mean, I'm both extremely smart and cute, but I don't have any friends either.

What would anal sex with Noire be like?

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>>143462367

Nep is supposed to be Sega, right?

>>143466889
Only old men will ever know.

>>143467654
yes, the one that got canceled

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>>143462367
>>143467619

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Nepu

>>143469902
Wow, look at that Nep!

>>143469937
I make poost.

>>143465845
you mean a walking cum dumpster

I want to drown Noier's pussy with my semen

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>>143457423
Other girls usually don't like sluts

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why is it allowed to neps be so lewd?

Is there a TL of the highschool LN going on? I forgot to save it.

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>>143472230
>Dat Blanc

>>143457423
She has no friends because of her shit VA.

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Big

>>143474763
You have no friends because of your shit taste.

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>>143457445
That was pretty sweet