Re:Zero

>>143427816
>in a while.
Yeah, it's been at least 30 seconds.

Subaru did everything wrong.

>>143427816
The loli mansion bullshit made me drop that show

>>143427863
Why doesn't he kill himself to start over again?

Maybe you could check the catalog to see the other threads that are already up.

>>143427926
Because he's too much off an autist to make good decisions, but he's too much of a pussy to end his life and try again. Also probably because the author is thinks he's writing a good story so he's going to use this as Subaru's first instance of character development, a.k.a Subaru still doesn't change.

>>143427984
What? There's only 7 other threads

>>143427816
Yeah there are only 7 threads right now

>>143427816
Crazy Subaru when?

>>143427816
Really nigga?

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>>143428055
Soon

>>143428103
I haven't read the LN but how can we expect the board to be like when "shit hits the fan"?

Friendly reminder Subaru and Emilia got even closer at end of Arc 3

http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=5883302&postcount=1038

So whose best girl?

They managed to make me feel bad for Subaru with this last episode, but pretty much every fucking thing that has happened in the past few episodes has still basically been all his fault. I sympathize with everyone else much more than I do with him.

The only way I see this show making any sort of sense from this point forward is for yet another deus ex machina threat to come in, kill Subaru and have him restart from either before the mess at the capital or before he had that stupid speech with the girl, now with him being worried about whatever that threat is. Then he saves the girl from the threat and oh boy, everything is back to being nice!

And his entire personality clashes with the show with the retarded fourth wall breaking and dumb reactions and statements he makes. No person cast into a different world would say the shit he does, no one.

>>143428358
(You) again.

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>>143428423
Has someone else said what I said? I swear on my life this is literally the first Re:Zero thread I post in.

>>143428358
I don't if you are dumb or just a secondary.
At least try reading the other threads to actually sound like you know what you are talking about

>>143428477
>At least try reading the other threads to actually sound like you know what you are talking about
I know what I'm talking about as far as the show is concerned. I'm sure the spoilers of whatever this is adapted from put it into a different perspective.

what with this shitzero shitposting?

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When is Rem gonna rape Subaru?

>>143428523
Have you even considered his mental situation? or the fact that he was a cocky guy in his old world and that culture shock happens? Either you aren't trying to think or you don't want to.
>>143428566
rem and rape goes together like pb&j

>>143428150
Half the board shitposting, it'll be great

>>143428779
He's a brash and overly juvenile, he disrespected the girl for constantly going against everything she said, he has seemingly no skills whatsoever to back up all his talk other than some sort of magic that makes him reset back each time he dies, a magic he doesn't even properly use. He has managed to piss off basically every single person he came in contact with.

Does his character make sense for who he is? Maybe, but that doesn't make him any less unlikable.

>>143427816
>Haven't seen Re:Zero thread in a while
Are you baiting us? I honestly don't believe you haven't seen a single one of the other 7 Re: Zero threads today alone.

>>143429011
I think he means a non-bait thread.

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What emotion is she trying to convey?

>>143428967
watch the anime again.
It seems like you can't recognize character devlopment. Watch his actions and make an actual educated though.
He is a 18 year old NEET shut-in being thrown into a fantasy world and encountered multiple fatal experiences. If he is a shut in do you think he can interact with people correctly? He puts others before himself and has a sense of bravery. I understand if he differs from your taste but the guy is a hero.

>>143428103
With how many people detest the MC in this threads it's a wonder why you didn't include it there.

>>143429122
All the bait threads are turned into discussions anyway

>>143429357
You're not giving me any mind-blowing facts I don't already know, dude. He's probably legitimately autistic, too. None of that changes the fact he's unlikable.

>>143428358
I agree I hate his ass. Some autist will call you a samefag but ignore him he thinks no one can hate his self insert.

>>143429459
>>143429460
If you can't relate or follow story progression that's fine. Just don't think you can have a relevant discussion when you only think with your eyes.
fucking casuals

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>>143427816

>>143429610
The threads also Return by Death AKA cancer exposure

>>143429602
What are you even going on about? I can have all the relevant discussion I want while hating this miserable MC.

>>143429602
I can follow story progression, I can relate to Subaru enough to feel bad for him and want to slap some common sense into his stupid face.
I just hope the author is doing this on purpose. I'm glad he got called out on his shit by the girl.

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Can I marry this one please?

>>143429610
It's 2 post away from bump limit anyway.

>>143429778
>Marrying used goods.

>>143429826
I'm no insecure fagot so why not?

>>143429826
>used goods

She's been married like 8 times, but not a single one laid a hand on her. At all.

>>143429757
How dull. Just wait and watch the anime secondary.

any LN translations out there? all i found was some dropped shit from nanodesu

>>143429906
That's exactly what I'll do, my man.

>>143427992
You're forgetting the fact that he has no choice in where he'll go back to if he dies. It's way too risky for him to just kill himself because it could possibly mean he goes all the way back to the first day at the mansion.

>>143430009
lurk much much more

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>>143427816
Even the Tokyo Ghoul fags wouldn't make threads this often.

>>143430033
Seems like a better fate than the shit that's going on to him right now.

>>143428477
>I don't if you are dumb or just a secondary.

>calls someone dumb
>literally forgets to put a word in whatever sentence he was trying to say

this will never not be funny

>>143430086
cuz tokyo ghoul is shitte

>>143430089
He should face problems and learn instead of reset

>>143430123
shut up facebook frog

>>143430089
I don't know about that. The chance that he can pull off everything like he did in the previous attempt isn't exactly 100%. If he fucks up, he risks having to spend time fixing that shit all over again.

And like what >>143430187 said. He shouldn't rely on killing himself whenever he does something retarded like in this episode.

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why didn't he just write down that he's cursed and showed it to others?

>>143430242
probably impossible.

But why does he not fucking lie and say he can see the future from time to time.

>>143430242
this is a little bit ahead but he finds loopholes about telling people. satella finds out anyway and kills either him or the person he tells

>>143430189
DO NOT be mean to me

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Is there a Priscilla arc?

>>143430242
When he goes through the pain and tells Emelia Satella blows her head up

Fenrisulfr has done work of god in Animesuki and translated the ceremony of Subaru becoming a knight http://forums.animesuki.com/showpost.php?p=5883539&postcount=1048

>>143430292
what about sign language is it triggered by that too? Or drawing it down?

>>143430451
isn't she sealed?

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Why did Roswaal smile when Subaru got mad after seeing Emilia being called half-devil?

>>143430759
The anime left it out, but Subaru being there is all orchestrated by Roswaal

>>143430759
Because it means that he can still control subaru. it's further indication that is is plotting something

>>143430062
real helpful, thanks

Roswaal is the witches lover

>>143430829
That much was obvious even if you only watched the anime.

>>143430759
the manga explains this

>>143430759
Because the anime is shit and skipped the entire part about his keikaku to use Subaru to show off the fact that Emelia has a contract with Puck and could murder the entire kingdom.

>>143430896
if it was obvious, anon wouldn't be asking about it

>>143430921
Puck does not look that powerful.

>>143430759
Roswaal planned for Subaru to butt in to show that there are people who strongly support Emilia in spite of the accusations that she's associated with the Witch. Puck was also supposed to pop out, but the anime just mentioned his name instead.

>>143430972
thanks. but fuck, is nothing past next week's episode translated?

> Subaru sees elsa before the loot house
> not giving in to her to become her manservant and concubine
> not wanting to let her fuck you to death and be able to do it all over again
Gay.

>>143431088
Nope

>>143431152
snu snu fucking hurst!

will Subaru and Emila be friends again?

>>143431316
yes

>>143431316
no

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>>143431152

>>143431316
Can you repeat the question?

>>143431483
New season of malcom when?

>>143431523
Rein would put subaru down easily.

>>143431523
If by soon you mean at the end of the fucking story

>>143431568

Whats Rein's full list of blessings again? Kinda curious if there is a way to even beat him at this point.

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Reminder that this man is the one person that Subaru respects the most and idolizes.

How Strong is Roswald compared to Reinhardt?

It will be so awesome if Subaru becomes a Dark Sage Knight of the Darkness

>>143431628
Reinhard's only "weakness" is that he has an abnormally small mana pool (or whatever it's called), the smallest of all characters by far, which means he can only cast spells using mana from the environment like he did against Elsa.

>>143431662
Next episode is gonna be great

>>143431316

They become even closer

>>143427861
whoosh

>>143431773
Does his blessings require magic to function?

>>143431316
Emilia gets pregnant

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>>143431152

>>143431999
>Elsa doesn't look mature

DROPPED

>>143431929
No.

>>143431482
JAV WHEN?

>>143431931
by another elf
Fuck you Greycat

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Fixed

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>>143431999
>Elsa pulling a Yoruka

>>143430568
I have a feeling that the black hand gets all grabby whenever he makes a conscious effort to do it.

I don't think code will work, because the jealous witch is probably looking over his shoulder and will do stuff to him even if he gets particularly tricky with his methods

>>143431626
real? explain if you don't mind. like the context I mean..

>>143431662
he's a pretty good role model, yeah

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>>143432084

never

>>143432174
I told you guys it's gonna be NTR

Is Return by Dead linked to any Authority? Like Pride, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth?

>>143431999
Source:

https://disp.cc/b/21-9tMV

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>>143431628
Sword Saint: Swordsmanship maxes out, and become able to draw Raid, the Dragon Sword.
Arrow avoidance: he cannot be hit by projectiles.
Arrow guarantee: any projectile he uses is guaranteed to hit the target
Magic resistance: No curses, debuffs, or buffs can affect him
Fire avoidance: 80% reduction from fire damage
Wind absorption: 80% of wind magic is absorbed
Earth resistance: Earth magic have 80% reduced effect on him
Water reflection: 80% water magic is reflected
Darkness immunity: 80% of darkness magic is nullified
Light sharing: 80% light magic is shared to another target
Swiftness: He can move at superhuman speed. This affects mounts as well
Riding mastery: He can ride any animals
Initiative: He cannot be ambushed, and all initial attacks from Reinhardt connects
First attack immunity: The first time an attack is performed at Reinhardt, it always misses.
Preceding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him
Rain blessing: He gains power in rain
Sun blessing: He gains power in sunny weather
Night's blessing: He gains power during night
Morning blessing: he gains power during morning
Mind reading: Vague understanding of what's on other people's mind
Item mastery: able to know how to use any item he holds
Unarmed mastery: Very strong even without any weapons
Blessing of War god: able to use any weapons masterfully
Blessing of Lake: Can walk on water
Blessing of Mist: Mist do not hinder his view
Blessing of Cloud: can walk on cloud
Blessing of lightning: Lightning will never strike him
Taste king: No matter how he cook, the food will come out delicious
Master Teacher: His students become successful in learning
Training mastery: Can train not only his body, but also other people, to their maximum potential
Poison immunity: Immune to all poison
Illness immunity: Immune to all sickness and disease
Power bleeding: Bleeding actually makes him stronger
Blessing of the Phoenix: Upon death, he is granted a "continue?" once

>>143432283
>schoolgirl Emilia
MUH DICK

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I get that he wants to help the half elf girl out but holy shit, why did he go full on sperg the entire episode.

>>143432239
Stop teasing anon, I know you want it too

Is this show worth watching?

>>143432282
Not that we know of. We do know it's caused by Satella, though.

>>143432371
Yes, just avoid all the Re:Zero threads from here and all the faggots that say its shit and that Endride is better than this and you'll be fine

>>143432371
No don't bother at all.

>>143432371
If you want to watch some brain dead cuck stumble through the edgelord metropolis then by all means.

>>143432371
Yes then you can join the board wide shitposting that is to come

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>>143432371
One of the most unique shows I've ever watched. Nowhere else have I seen such realistic NEET cringe in an MC. He's getting tempered in the fires of suffering to become great. Word on the street is that he becomes a dark Lord.

>>143431628
Impossible. He will gain new Blessing as he needs them.

>>143432030
http://exhentai.org/g/937495/111928b221/

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Will the Wise Magical Negro save the show?

>>143432929
Just idlely curious, but how does he gain blessings and how do they activate?

>>143428103
Heh good, I will start to post this now

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>>143428103
I made some changes

damn juliusfags are pathetic

>>143433246
>Beetle Juice
>not Wise Magical Negro

Wizards are better than Witches!

>>143433246
>No "Wise Magical Negro"

how can you fuck this up every time?

>>143433381
Go away Hector.
Witch of Melancholia/Acedia my ass.

>>143433222
As needed, and As needed.

Seriously, he's supposed to be OP. His only weaknesses are that he can be mana-drained to death, and he can only be in one place at a time.

You don't fight Rein. You distract him while you kill EVERYONE ELSE. Once everyone is dead, he won't matter.

>>143432566
You might actually be retarded.

>>143433457
Yeah thats more or less the conclusion I came to. Rein is kinda just a hurdle while you target other things.

>>143433521
Beako can kill him by draining his mana to death.

>>143433550
> Magic resistance: No curses, debuffs, or buffs can affect him
Won't this prevent him from having his mana drained

>>143433688
I doubt the mana drain is a debuff or a curse.

>>143433688
Mana Drain is a touch ability, not a debuff or status. It also has no element, so none of his resistances work on it.

The problem is getting in range to touch him.

>>143433246
Good, now make it a decent size.

>He looks at her and speaks, “Not to the imitation that’s trying to fill in that vessel, but at the girl herself”. While he chokes on his blood he tries cough out his words

>“I’ll, definitely----“

>----save you.

This nigga. He's going to free her, weaken her with love and they both get killed by garystuhart and have a lover's death?

so what's up with the sauron meme

>>143433821
Thanks for clarification

why not just become rein's disciple?

>>143433954
Some things happened and now everyone is almost certain he's locked into the villain route.

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>>143432239
>>143431482
This one is better

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I want to be able to love myself, Satella.

>>143433954
Subaru is a wrathful person.

>>143434001
Because he became a disciple of someone better. Reinhardt's grandfather.

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>>143434001
Because this glorious butler is what he strives to be like.

>>143433954
Some people who read the Silmarillion drew similarities between Satella and Morgoth as well as Subaru and Sauron.

>>143427816
Is it true that Elsa is dead?

>>143433954
>One wedding ring to rule them all

>>143434201
Yes. Subaru burned her to death, at least he captured her daughter and brought her to his war party.

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>>143427816
>a while

There's 5+ threads every single day

>>143434231
Who's her daughter? Daughter as in came out of her vag?

>>143434367
You already met her.
That's all I'll say.

>>143434367
You think it's her husband's daughter?

>>143434405
So priscilla isnt human like elsa?

How did someone get to fuck Elsa?

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Here's the crossover you've all been waiting for.

Who wins the autismbowl?

>>143434444
Priscilla isn't Elsa's daughter.

>>143434469
oh. So Crushe then

>>143430292
>lie and say he can see the future

fucking genius. Heck you can even say shit that doesn't make sense like " I have ZA WARUDO" "what is ZA warudo? you asked? ZA warudo is an ability to fuck with people" there. problem solved.

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>>143434466
Yukino

>>143434405
I'm guessing that little girl with the dog who disappeared after that.

>>143434520
It's none of the king candidates.

>>143434574
Petra?

>>143433506
kill yourself autistic faggot.

>>143434608
Sure, why not?

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This is your witch tonight.

>>143434636
That witch a shit

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>>143434660
Fuck you, that witch a cute.

>>143434660
Wizards are better than Witches! Wizards wouldnt be so stupid to create Monsters that would erase you

>>143434713
Daphne was a moron.
Daphne, known as the witch of Gluttony, created demonic beasts to get rid of world hunger. She created them to only consume mana to not require food or shelter and to get bigger to bring more food. Eventually, they grew stronger than humans and started to target them. There are three known great demonic beasts to cause the worst disasters:
Hakugei (White whale)- Appearance is a giant white whale. Able to fly, clone itself, and use a mist that can erase it's victims from existance without people ever remembering them.
Oousagi (Big Rabbit)- Fist-sized rabbits that constantly multiply and divide itself equivalent to the water droplets in the air and will continue to do so, until every last one are killed. Their desired food source are humans and until all the food source is eaten, they will eat themselves until they find a new source of food.
Kurohebi (Black Snake)- Able to plague it's victims with hundreds of diseases just from touching it and the ground it slithers on will become cursed, uninhabitable except for demonic beasts. Said to be a snake but no information of the appearance is confirmed, however, a slithering sound can be heard.

>>143434697
>>143434697
Is that what she really looks like? Has she shown up in the LN?


How does she feel about clown dick?

>>143434067
>>143434069
Yeah but grandpa doesn't have a convenient blessing that makes all his students successful.

>>143434934
Subaru would have yielded worse result if he trained with Reinhardt. He trains people to max potential, Subaru doesn't have much potential to begin with. Wilhelm, is basically stat boosting someone who is at his level cap already.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J8xalbB_nwveNd3fHNaI21UcaaLQcuJG6inGsUb7Udc/edit?usp=sharing

New extra chapter translated, this time it's about the King Game

>>143435134
>3 days old

>>143427816
>Haven't Seen a thread about this in a while.

Are you for real?

Anyway, am I in time for tonight's Sauron and lewd Rem posting?

>>143434029
>>143434636
>>143434697
I love Satella.

>>143433246
SHAMAC

>>143435134
>“----Yes. Let’s do that then. It’s a promise.”
What kind of message are these words trying to convey?

>>143433246
Needs a lewd Rem caption.

>>143433246
You forgot anal sex.

Applehell and aohige is a faggot

>>143435283
But that's Echidna

>>143435568
You're that guy from the Bahamut threads aren't you..

>>143428460
>using the same picture

here's your (you)

>>143435568
kill yourself

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>>143435347
>----They failed to keep the promise.
>The seven residents of the Roswaal Manor being together and enjoying the King’s Game, would never happen again.

Fuck

>>143435725
I'm the Airifag

yo guys i wana read re zero web novel/light novel whatever but i don't know where i can find translations. can someone here provide links. preferabbly at mansion arc and after

>>143435830
BROTHER!!!!

>>143435134
Did... Did Rem just try to roofie his drink?

>>143435843
lurk more.

>>143435890
Yeah but she gave it to Emilia instead

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>>143435830
Good taste.

>>143435890
No, it was to make him drowsy and more honest with himself.

>>143430522
Thanks anon. Wow. Any hope to see this animated? I really really love SubaruxEmilia

>>143435940
You mean Subaru x Satella

>>143435940
You mean Subaru x Rem

>>143435940
You mean Subaru x Suffering

>>143435940
You mean Gaaf x Ram

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Rem AU part 4 when?

>>143435940
You mean Subaru x Being a bitch

>>143435940
Betty x Clind?

>>143435940
I personally want to see EkidnaxRosewaal

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>>143436122
But I want to see Ekidna x Me

>A ceremony with all of Emilia's faction is held, even coma-Rem is present
This made me laugh as much as made me feel bad.
What the fuck .

>>143436122
>Wanting anything good happen to those two lovers
>At all

Is betty a doll or something?

When will she and subaru fuq?

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POST ME LEWD IMAGES OF REM

.....OR ELSE

>>143436153
Subaru will never let go. It's a promise.

>>143436169
>Implying lolicon Clind won't first.

>>143431482
Holy fuck

>>143436169
She is a powerful spirit.

Does Ekidna even care about clown? Or is Clown just a stalker?

>>143436201
Why would you want lewds of Rem? You're already married to her. You can just ask to get laid you know.

>>143430522
>Credits to R.eddit user NewtonNA
Now people here don't make jokes about that site, huh?

4chan is proven useless once again

>>143436215
It's not that good.

There was a better picture posted yesterday where you could see that her belly wasn't really top tier.

Ironic isn't it.

>>143435973
I mean SubaruxEmilia that is also probably SubaruxSatella. Dark Lord x Dark Lady. I Love it.

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>>143436201
You don't have to threaten me. Do you even have the stamina to keep up with an oni?

>>143436203
>Clind
literally who

>>143436220
Can you fuck one of those?

>>143436153
Who cares about rem

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>not posting the GOAT Emilia cosplay

>>143436236
She does, to some extent, purely for information though. Just like the relationship with Subaru, to siphon info out of.

>>143436322
>look mom I posted it again

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>>143436322
FUCK

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>>143436289
>Not knowing the sexy butler 2.0

Come on. He trained Subaru as well you know.

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>>143436322

>>143436342
Oh, then clown is a fucking cuck. Trying this hard.

Glad subaru abuses his powers with ekidna.

>>143435940
Not Crusch x Fourier?

>>143436038
The best OTP of this season.

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Can Ram even take the whole clown dick?

>>143436201
>>143402867 this thread had a bunch of them, look through it

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>>143435940
>Not these two majestic lovers.

you are wrong and clinically retarded if you think Rem isn't his waifu

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>>143436274
>snapback on rem

>>143436478
>still no "I want to kill this fucking cunt post" post

>>143436322
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>143436478
I know.

I was in that thread yesterday.

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>>143436203
>promise
Now that I think about it, Subaru has never broken a promise he's made to Rem as of yet hasn't he?

But he breaks promises all of the time when it comes to Emilia.

>>143436574
you are a genius

>>143436043
You mean Gaaf x NTR

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>>143436478
>"How many gods you got on your side huh? I've got a gay clown!"

>subaru made lots of stuffed animals
what

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I love this image.

What do you think it implies, /a/?

When we will get time skip ?

>>143436645
He started making stuffed animals after arc 3. He becomes really skilled at it too. We don't know where he keeps them all though.

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>>143436702
Here they are.

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Best girl all Season.

>>143436697
define 'we'

>>143430921
>could murder the entire kingdom
>when reinhard is there

shit the guy couldn't even handle Elsa

>>143436737
>not rough and sticky anal sex

>>143436722
Holy shit.

>>143436747
End of his clock, plus he isn't a good single target caster, he's an AOE caster. Puck could freeze an entire continent if he felt like it.

>>143436737
Yeah, but please stop.

>>143436722
I bet the stuffed animals will be used via magic or something.

>>143436722
puck is cute but these are pretty low quality

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>>143436574
But why?

>>143436702
>We don't know where he keeps them all though

The answer should be painfully obvious.

>>143436878
Up his ass?

>>143436385
Damn lolicon

>>143436878
Around Rem?

Felt

>>143436902
Sure.

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Puck is a fire magic user. I get that ice is him taking the heat out of air or whatever. But how did he put our dark lord through the wash cycle? What are his magic powers?

>>143436987
What would a titjob from her feel like?

>>143436987
He does the same as ice but changes the temperature so it's water?

>>143434405
I want to know who, but I also don't want to..

..help me

Where are the bishops of pride and envy? Is there even supposed to be a bishop of envy?

I want to cum inside Elsa's daughter!

>>143436574
Cause Emilla is a stubborn bitch

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>>143437010
Probably pretty crazy.

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Is Subaru an adoptive father now?

>>143437321
>Beatrice annoys the fuck out of him
>Meili cannot be trusted
>Petra is Petra

Sounds like a dad to me.

>>143437321
Who's the maid girl?

>>143437354
the only character subaru could defeat according to the author

>>143434367
>>143437321

>>143437144
Is there even supposed to be a bishop of envy?
Yeah, Subaru.

>>143437321
>One hurts him almost on the daily
>One is ready to stab his back at a moments notice
>One is just there

Yeah, he's a dad now

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>>143436266

belly looks pretty good to me

>>143436662
that shes hungry?

>>143437812
Her armpit on that image sure doesn't though.

>>143437909
What would you feed her?

>>143437910
>armpitfags

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>>143438004
Alright, what's your excuse here then.

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>>143436044
that guy said after he finish translating the first part of the mayo chapter
>>143436943
yes
>>143437945
pic related

Our first translated doujin.

http://exhentai.org/g/949619/b13f979ac2/

>>143438111
She is sitting.
You know that skin can't be perfectly straight all the time, right? especially in positions like that.

>>143438260
>translating the first part of the mayo chapter

How's this going?

>>143436322
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your nigger Emilia cosplay picture up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" half-elf, half-nigger girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking cosplay. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Roswaalfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>143436201
Is this good enough?

>>143438384
Pretty good.

>>143438384
You can't be an Oni and a Cat Girl. That makes my dick confused.

>>143438281
>not the beatrice one

well at least it isn't a Rem one

see you in six months

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>>143438403
I've got more

>>143438451
Didn't even know there was a Beatrice doujin yet. Why the hell hasn't it been scanned?

>>143433246
>>143428103
>PATHETIC
>not VICTORY

>>143436496
No rem is only a pervert bitch

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>>143438500
BROTHER!

>yfw Remfags are turning into the Irohafags

>>143438687
I wonder what's up with her expression there.

>>143438687
FUCKING SAVED

>>143438718
She looks like she hates it and loves it at the same time

>>143438687
I'd her tight loli shit hole.

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>>143438708
>mfw was here since the beginning
>mfw I was a Remfag
>mfw I spoilered her about being with Subaru before the first episode
>mfw episode 7 hit and it spiked its popularity

Being a Remfag is suffering

>>143438335
Almost good. Need a few more line breaks and a decent image. Nobody in the world just eats plain pasta, Anon.

>>143431523
I don't like how Rein looks so sad in this.

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>>143427816

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

*cue music*

Why am I watching this fucking anime
It's so motherfucking bad
Every fucking thing is so damn depressing
And everyone is fucking sad (yeah)

I took this screenshot for you, /a/. Fuck this anime. Fuck it in it's tight little asshole.

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>>143438828
I just want to talk about the plot and translate the AU chapters. Not all of this waifufaggotry.

>>143438893
Fucking faggot, at least write proper lyrics

>>143438934
Start talking about the plot then

>>143432300

Source?

Just want a full list of how bullshit this anime is, thanks. I'm pretty done with being depressed about how helpless and pathetic subaru is at this point.

>>143438828
Well these threads die after a good three days and we can talk about the plot and do TLs again, just wait. Shitstorms always die.

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>>143438708
>Emilia can never be as good of a character as Yukino
>Ram is too robotic to be Yui
>Irohafags

>>143439013
Tried.
>>143437321

>supposedly there's a male warlock
>Satella is obsessed with Subaru
>Satella can rewind time
>Satella destroyed half the world
>Satella has split personalities

I'm really starting to get convinced that Re:Zero is about reuniting past lovers together. Hence the "It's a heartwarming series" by Greycat. Heartwarming in a sense that it brings "Old Subaru" and Satella back together.

>>143439093
What does half elf pussy feel like?

>>143439093
b _ _ _ _ _ _

>>143439112
Whatever it is, it better be better than oni pussy. Cuz Edge lord is giving that up for it.

>>143438951

They are proper lyrics.

Feel free to take a number and explain how I'm actually wrong, though. This anime is shit just like Erased was. Thought things were finally starting to turn around and NOPE FUCK YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS NIGGA HAHAHA LIFE IS PAIN! PAAAIIIIIINN!! EVERYTHING SUCKS AND YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA ISN'T THIS ENTERTAINING????

Enjoy your masochism I guess. This is an even worse kind of masochism, the emotional kind. "You can never die and everything you ever hope to accomplish will fail, and everyone will hate you."

Welcome to hell.

>>143431482
oh my fucking god


bet she has lovely bowels

>>143439106
I think Satella is just some future version of Emilia that learned everything Subaru did for her so she time leaped back to a point where he'd be alive

Or something along those lines..

>>143439216
You little faggot.

The lyrics don't even rhyme and the syllables doesn't match.

Also, what did you expect from a sadistic author? He apparently wrote the Rem AU just to spite her fans and posts at ungodly hours just to keep his fans up. The point is, just because it's a suffering anime doesn't mean it's bad off the bat. I watch it for Felt anyway

>>143439302
I was actually building on a theory that is exactly what you said, but it explains why Subaru was "summoned" from earth and why Satella destroyed half the world.

>>143439349
Do share. To be honest, with the amount of hacks some of these characters can pull, I'd be willing to accept anything.

>>143439216
Don't worry anon the next few episodes will be pretty happy

>>143439418
Well basically:

>Satella and Subaru were lovers in the past
>hence the "you gave me everything", "held me when I was lonely" etc.
>something killed Subaru
>in a fit of rage Satella destroyed half the world
>Satella could only reset the world on the check point where Subaru does not know her
>while dead, either: 1) Satella manipulated his memories so that he spent his time on "Earth" or 2) Earth is a purgatory of some sort
>Emilia is a split personality of Satella used as a catalyst to bring back old Subaru
>that's why it is strongly implied that Satella has a part on Subaru's obsession with Emilia
>that's why Emilia introduced herself as Satella when they first met to check if he might remember
>Satella rewinds time if Subaru does not get the proper step towards bringing himself back

In the later chapters, it really makes you think because Subaru is corrupting himself, which is what I would assume his old self was

>>143439093
fuck you Im glad that got deleted

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Would she be too lazy to resist your sexual advances?

What's up with the deleted images?

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Tfw I got banned for 15 minutes for posting that felt porn

>>143439711
They deleted the Rem porn as well.

What's up with that? Are the janitors Emiliafags or something?

>>143439711
>>143439770
welcome to the board

>>143439794
Back in my day, ya young whippersnapper, posts like those made the board!

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>>143439575
>old subaru
he will rise from his burning tomb

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>>143439508

Fuck you anon if you're fucking with me. I'll finish the season but goddamn.

idk what condition you'd call it irl but I have a sort of "heightened empathetic ability" and god fucking dammit does watching shit like this hurt. Like imagine if you could actually be in subaru's position and feel the way he feels based on his circumstances, but also with the knowledge you have in regular life. I have that.

Fuck.

I'll watch the rest of the first season but god fucking dammit, man.

>>143439575
>>143439941

Empathy fag here, I'll keep this in mind in future watchings, gives me hope to not feel like complete fucking shit.

>>143427925
good thing it's already over, faggot

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>>143440055
It's a heart warming series

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Fucking Facebook doesn't understand character depth.

>>143440316
Emilia BTFO

>>143429881
>Divorcee
And I thought darkness was bad.

>>143440346
But how the hell is Ikoma higher than Subaru? He never had much character depth to begin with and now because of that haircut, he's top poll?

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>>143440316
>facebook polls
>finally gone full Yahari threads
>just need magazine shitposting with incorrect TL

>>143440289

Who's the bitch in the background?

>>143440650
>bitch
>female

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>>143440650
That's a dude and his name is Betleguese