Wanna get drunk with me and have a great night full of fun, anon?

Get away from me you Semen demon of the 2D plane, the only person i have fun with is our lord Jesus Christ

>>143425039
yes

>>143425039
Fuck off you cockteasing, cockblocking whore.

>>143425039
You have a drinking problem and need serious help

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>>143425189

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>>143425039
you're not even the MC of your own show

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>>143425189

I don't want to get drunk but you can rape me if you want.

>>143425039
Ye

>>143425039
No I'd rather play video games and shitpost on /a/, but thanks for the offer.

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But drinking isn't fun.

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>>143425039

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>>143425189
AMEEEEEN

Semen Demons leave.

>>143425283
>cockblocking whore.
Actually she probably cock enables as much as she cockblocks. Sometimes by chance.

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Drinking is disgusting but why are all the 9/10 cuties drunk and alone, Can't they just sip tea and be lonely?

>>143425039
S2 never ;_;

>>143426904
Only when you're alone.

>>143427115
>Can't they just sip tea and be lonely?
Truly you don't understand what drives people to drink

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>>143425039
I must be loyal to my waifu.
>>143425189
Truly a man among men

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>>143425189
Nothing wrong with semen demons, Jesus agrees.

>>143427115
Who is Tomoe Mami?

>>143425189
MORALFAG HO HO HO!
ORAL SEX NO NO NO!

>>143427460
There is not much difference between being lonely with a cup of tea and being lonely with a glass of vodka.
And yet, there is some answers for people who think their pain on loneliness is unbearable: pain in the liver. Uhh.

>>143427115
>drinking is disgusting
>hating the thing that allowed society to progress

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>>143427115
>drinking is disgusting
>all his favourite girls drinks

You will NEVER be with a drinking cutie because you don't understand them. They don't want a pussy ass that only drinks tea.

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>>143427115
>tfw a show's best girl smokes

>>143425039
Sorry, I don't drink

>>143425039
As long as what i am drinking is you.

>>143427211
>not being alone at all times
>drinking
No thank you.