Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, Anon?

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>>143409844
Fuck off, bitch.

>>143409844
Why don't you just come out? You're a popular girl. I'm sure people won't mind if you're gay.

>>143409872
You're wrong.

I don't disagree with that image but what makes her the best is the fact that she tries to get Yuuta to pound that chuuni ass.

Only the best of bros would do that.

>>143409844
Can you pretend to suck my dick?

>>143409934
You'd be right if it wasn't for the fact that she tries to push them in her own aggressive way. There were numerous occasions where Yuuta told her that he didn't need her help. Honestly, I wouldn't want a zero ass love experience bitch to tell me what to do either.

>>143409934
>I don't disagree with that image
Not only were they out of context, they're also labeled wrong.

>>143409844
Holy shit, how desperate are you?

Sure, I know how that always ends.

>>143409872
But those are all good attributes

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>>143410166
>Nibutashit defense squad

>>143411467
>Shitoge

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>>143411931
>mfw my waifu's still relevant and yours not

Keep trying with these threads, bro.

>>143412046
>shitoge

I'm sorry but i don't think Rika would be ok with that

>>143412122
You were a boring MC, Yuuta.

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>>143409844
I'm already going out with best girl. Sorry, Shitka.

>>143409844
I want to be Morisama's beard.

>>143409844
Who are you again?

>>143409844
Only if I can pretend to wear a condom

>>143412604
She's your babysitter.

>>143412226
>Kumin
>best girl
>not most pointless character

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I wouldn't mind being friendzoned by Shinka. Then I'd at least have a single friend ;_;

>>143413869
What would you do with your new friend?

>>143415418
[x] Remove clip

>>143415418
I don't know, friend things. Probably play vidya and bantz at each other and try to get each other laid.

>>143415418
I would fap to her being fucked by her boyfriend.

>>143409844
You ask this question every week, yet the amount of time you ask for is always longer than a week. This doesn't make sense.

>>143415871
>fucked by her boyfriend
>boyfriend
He doesn't know.

>>143409844
I'll pretend I didn't hear the safety word

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>>143409844
Okay Mori-summer chan.
I'm also pretending to be Sento's and Mai's boyfriend as well.

>>143415871
Shinka is a lesbian.

>>143416169
COCK DESTROYER

>>143409844

i want to be shinka, and get fucked by someone.

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why u no have boyfriend?

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>>143419442

>>143419442
I'm not homo

>>143416169
Dafaq is going on with their tits, they look wierd as fuck

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>>143418699
>ywn be beautiful and sexy like Shinka and make all the dicks diamond

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>>143409844
No, if I'm going to be someone's boyfriend, it has to be genuine, I will NEVER pretend to be one for a month.

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>>143419588
Loser

Is there a girl in chuuni that isn't sexually arousing? KyoAni designer hits the spot with this one

rikka is dumbest and the most obnoxious girl in all anime
i wish there was a doujin where yuuta goes out with shinka while rikka and dekomori get bullied by upperclassmen for their dumb behavior

>>143419723
That was like one of the first doujins to come out.

>>143419537
I want to feel those legs.

>>143419723
Literally the first thing that came out
Hell most of her doujins is just outright cruel, whereas shinka gets all the vanilla stuff.

>>143419723
>>143419755
>>143420023
KyoAni fucked up by not having Rikka get bullied.

>>143409844
What's in it for me?

>>143409844
FUCK OFF
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>>143420057
They teased as much.

>>143420057
Rikka gets bullied all the time

>>143409844
sorry but you smell like dog

>>143415567
>clip

IT'S A MAG

>>143421158
Is that supposed to be a disadvantage?

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>Shinka anon will never stop until the whole of /a/ likes her.
It's not happening ever.

>>143409844
>"Only if you pretend to be to not care what anyone thinks about the real you during that time."

Seriously, compared to the other girls in that damn club, her delusions are tolerable. And let's all be honest, she's an 8 if not a 10/10 appearance-wise. It boggles me why no one in her school has even tried to ask her out.

>>143423500
Whatever it was is probably the same reason why Rikka never gets picked on.

>>143423543
No one wants to be associated with a mental defective

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>>143420604
Only Togashi and her family picks on her, and they're only doing it for her own good. The whole show is a bloody sitcom, with it's 'OH YOU' attitude towards chuuni retards.

You want a realistic portrayal of that shit?
see pic related

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>>143424324
I heard this one is the most realistic with the bullying and all that, never actually seen it though.

>>143409844
>Pretending to be a girl's boyfriend so that she can lezz out with Dekomori and not have parents suspect anything.

>>143424324
Yuuta has a really wonderful family

I want to be his brother in law

>>143424324
I'm not in the mood for some depressing shit

>>143409844
Ive already been pretending to be you boyfriend for a lot longer

>>143409872
She reminds me of a real girl I used to be in love with.

Then she got herself knocked up and became boring. Meanwhile anime girls never change and only get pregnant from your own hot sperm.

>>143424476
What if I'm sexually attracted to Dekomoron too?

>>143409872
No bully the bully

>>143427672
There's no bullies in chuuni

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>>143424416
Aura is some hard shit

that'll be 1 grand dollarydoo
plus tip

Can I be an abusive one?

Mean bitch.

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>>143409844
Sorry, but I already have a very pleasurable agreement with this dess here.

>>143428502
What kind of agreement

>>143409844
I've experienced this in real life. So no. Fuck off.

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>>143428680
That a secret, but it's very pleasurable.

>>143412046
tfw my waifu was never relevant

it's okay anon, having no fan art only hurts a little

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Rikka best girl.

>Want to watch this show because hairclip's visual design is god-tier and her personality makes me harder than diamonds.

>Find out her looks change drastically in 2nd season

Is she at least still the same person?

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>>143428837
Please elaborate

>>143419641
Every kyoani girl is attractive. In every show. Even the background characters, especially the milfs.

>>143428860
Have fun playing pretend with your autistic toddler. Your best bet is to burgle the bitch while she's being a retard.

>>143428969
Her design doesn't change, she just does a lot of cosplay.

>>143424416
Realistic =/= Cruel

Aura was more a punch to the face than a reality check. But still far better than Chuu2 in some aspects.

>>143428860
So you get to ejaculate deep inside her 4 times everyday

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That seems like a humiliatingly bad deal for me.

>>143429234
She's just pretending to be retarded.

>>143419442
do you think purple is a virgin or not?

>>143430190
She still look beautiful and pure.

>>143430190
She's the go-to girl for an under-table handjob in class.

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>>143430455

I wish I could have a pretend bf anon for a month...

>>143420057
But the point was that Yuta and Shinki were being paranoid as fuck because nobody actually cared or even found the chuuni behaviour amusing/cool

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>>143431155
Yuuta and Shinka!

>>143415418

Go shopping and come up with plans to seduce Deko.

>>143433025
Yeah I'm drunk, it makes fapping weird too you know?

>>143430190
hell no

>>143425583
Nice blog famiglia.

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>>143430190
She's waiting to confess her feelings

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I went with best girl.

>>143430782
Tell me about yourself maybe we can work something out.

>>143435705
Who knows that a girl breathing can also be slightly arousing?

>>143409872
I never saw this anime but this just made me fall in love.

Is it worth watching just for her?

>>143409872
Dekomori a shit

>>143435816
Literally more retarded than even Rikka.

>>143409844
you're a 2D character tho.

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>>143436127
Depends on how you feel about autist romance
She's a major character though

https://youtu.be/vBXAAVkBOyY
I get that she idolizes him but this was still fucking awesome even if he was OP as fuck
Also how can Rikka keep saying she's more powerful when as soon as Yuuta was serious he revealed the Unseen Horizon with no problem?
Where's the internal consistency?

>>143436176
Say that to her face motherfucker not online and see what happens

>>143436855
She would just cry like when Yuuta said it to her.

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>>143436176
No she's great

>>143436855
Oh i will. The age of terror and oppression that the Mjolnir Hammer has created will now end. I, the Star Emperor, shall vanquish this evil from this world. Using my Stardust Decree i will call upon the universe's power, awakening the hidden burning star inside everyone, the light of hope will shine brighter than ever and it will scatter the darkness she has spread all over the world.

>>143436211
Fuck off. She's the best girl in that shitty series.

>>143437223
How will you defeat the Tyrant's Eye, the fearsome Dark Flame Master and especially the invincible Priestess?

if i was shinka, i would accept to be fucked by all of you at the same time.

>>143438075
What about something one on one? Slow and sweet and loving?

>>143437166
why is deko not more popular? she is the perfect self insert

>>143438075
Once you're in a room full of naked skeletons and hamballs you'll regret that decision more than the Brits regret the Brexit.

>>143438098
Not >>143438075, but I'd say one on one is fine. Slow/sweet/loving is boring, though.

>>143437223
>>143438003
Cringe

>>143438418
Oh.

Nevermind then.

>>143437166
>this is your daughter for 6 years

>>143438075
Why would you interact with inferior lifeforms?

>>143436228
So?