cake thread

>>143391160
thanks for reminding me i had some pound cake in the fridge

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There needs to be more anime about cakes like Turning Girls.

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Pick 2, /a/, and create your ideal cakes with me.

>teacher
>depressed
>alcoholic
>surrogate mother
>office lady
>pure

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>>143391415
wheres the option 'not a slut'

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cakebutt

>>143391160
Is there really such a thing as an unwanted cute woman who doesn't have a mental disfunction in some way?

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>>143391439

Right there at the bottom, anon

>>143391564
No that makes no sense

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>>143391605
i see. thank you for not yelling at my illiteracy

>>143391415
That's a small list but here.

1) pure
2) alcoholic

>>143391415
Office lady
Pure

>>143391564
Nope.
Cakes are 100% Fantasy

>>143391415
Depressed and pure. I'll make her rely on me for comfort and will never get cucked this way. If she goes yandere, even better.

My japanese teacher in uni was a cake.

>>143391415
>pure
>x

>>143391160

>tfw cake would be fresh and young for you.

There is nothing in this world worst than mid 30s women.

>>143391564
Yes, single moms

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pick em

>>143391415
>alcoholic
>depressed

I want an /r9k/-tier cake.

>>143391849
If she is a mom, she was wanted at somepoint which disqualifies her from being a cake

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>>143391415
Pure teacher.
I wouldn't mind an alcoholic cake though.

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>>143391857
Claiming best cake

>>143391415
This character is so cute that I almost want to watch KnK.
Almost.

>>143391901
Damn, that's right
Then no, cakes exists only in our dreams..

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can u gimme a couple of animus with this "cake" character as MC?

>>143391415
Where is the flirty and teasy option? I'll go with depressed and office lady, i want to spoil her.

>>143392025
Dagashi kashi.

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>>143392025
>can u gimme
The fuck is this? Runescape?

>>143392139
Buying gf.

>>143392072
>Dagashi kashi.
isnt she 2 young for a cake?
got any 25+?

>>143392180
>>143392025
There's a reason /a/ is starved for delicious cake, anon, and there's no such thing as a cake MC.

>>143391415
>alcoholic
what do you mean
literally physically addicted or just funny drunk

>>143391415
>pure
>cake

Isn't that redundant

>>143392270
Emotional or physical addiction for alcohol. Can't go a day without at least a six pack.

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>>143392282
Not really.

>>143391415
Where Is the "smoker" option?

>Smoker
>Teacher

>>143391415
One depressed OL please.

>>143392361
i'll take the depressed teacher then

>>143392501
here you lost your L

>>143392469
Had a brain fart while making the list.

>cakes always seemed like old ladies

>became a cake myself last year

help

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>a literal prostitute cake will never take your V card in the most shameful way

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>>143392714
A faggot can't be a cake m8

>>143392714
I don't think males without past experience are called cakes.

>>143392905
yea, they're called anon

>>143392905
>>143392940
a cake was once desirable, anons were never desirable

>>143392180
Hataraki man

>>143392987
Cake is always desirable.

>>143392714
>>143392714
Males can't be cakes you fucking faggot

>>143392987
I'm sure a lot of anons were desirables in puberty, I see a lot of news about teachers getting arrested for molesting young boys.

>>143392987
I think you're cute, anon.

>>143393060
Shotashitters need to fuck off and die, they're in no way fit to judge whether anyone is desirable or not.

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>>143391415
>Office lady
>Alcoholic

I want crazy drunk sex when she comes home after midnight drunk from drinking too much at the after hours office gathering. Then pass out together cuddling.

>Mfw I will never be a house husband to a cute career woman

It hurts

>>143392714
Your a wizard Harry

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>>143393143
I bet you loved this anime then.

>>143392801
I lost it too a prostitute too, but I lasted more than 20 minutes.
It was a less than satisfactory experience

>>143393060
>this delusion

we were NEVER desirable. kids, especially 3d, can be very ugly and disgusting

>>143392905
May be magic apprentices? I mean they are on their way to wizardry

>>143393196
You bet I did.

It killed me a little every episode.

>>143393197
>3DPD

Leave.

>>143393197
You threw away your only bargaining chip for the slim chance that a desirable woman would find interest in you, good job fucking everything up moron.

>>143391849
MIlfs and cakes are disjoint sets, anon.

>>143393197
Get the fuck off my board

>>143391415
high-tier professional
pure

>>143391857
I want to bring all the cakes into a climax.

>>143391415
>>office lady
>alcoholic

>>143393196
I thought this show was about a woman and her husband, i.e. she's not a cake.

>>143392987
fuck you anon..

>>143393339
>>143393355
>>143393414
Look, I don't want to blogpost, but I was one week away from deploying to Afghanistan, in hindsight it was dumb, but I didn't want to die a virgin

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>>143393143

How about a teacher instead.

>>143393568
Literal perfection.

>>143393490
She's a cake's wet dream, a cake that magically got a perfect life with a husband that cares about her. But I don't remember how old she was in that flashback episode where they showed her lonely life before getting married so I could be wrong.

>>143393566
>>143393523
No one care stop it with your fucking blogging.

>>143391564
Just girls who don't want to date people or want to take their careers seriously.
There's no such thing as a cute, undesirable woman who wants a boyfriend, since they'd get one super easily.

Best shot is to learn nip, move to japan for a job, hunt her down and be a forward, strong-willed person to her rather than the formal and weak-willed Japs who are too scared to even ask her out for a drink after work. Shame you are too autistic to achieve this dream though.

>>143393566
>deploying to Afghanistan
>fucking a prostitute
One fuck-up after another.

>>143393764
I know, my live has been a continuous string of failures

>>143391415
I take all of it thank you

>>143392801
I dont want to be that guy but sauce? Google gives me nothing, iqdb gives nothing as usual and saucenao gives me random shit.

>>143393566
Well at least Israel is safe.

>>143393806
Thank g-d for our greatest ally

>>143393568
>Being a stay at home husband
>letting your wife make more money than you.

Good lord DONT do this, bros.

...Unless any of you are actual cuckolds in which case, follow your dreams.

>>143393844
Stupid.

>>143393844
Fuck off.

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>>143393844
it's called "2d"

>>143393801
Same question got asked in a different thread. It's not showing up on images for some reason. It's Eden It's an Endless World. It rivals Berserk in terms of tits.

>>143393568
A teacher is fine too.

>>143393844
>Not wanting to have financial security
>Cucked
This board is 18+

>>143394188
>letting someone else make all your money for you
>financially secure
I know you think living with your parents makes you financially secure, anon, but it doesn't.

>>143393355
>Male virginity
>Bargaining chip
Am I seriously reading this?

>>143395249
Anons believe that to find a pure girl you yourself must be pure. They believe themselves to be better than the "chad manwhores".

>>143395249
>>143395371
Fuck off normalfags.

>>143391415
Depressed alcoholic please. Preferably a NEET

>>143391415
>Depressed teacher
Look I've created sawa-chan

>>143391415
>can only pick two
Why are you doing this to me?

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>>143391415
>depressed
>teacher

I want to help Sensei make up for lost time.

>>143396420
>nickelodeon
Fuck off back /co/ddit.

>>143391285
Turning Girls?
More like Turning Tricks
Because they're all sluts
Geddit? Heh.

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What is it about cake threads that makes the worst of normalfag blogposters crawl out of the woodwork?

>>143397114
Is it really worse than in other niche threads?

>>143397148
It really is. Only ``thick'' thread are worse, but those are almost 100% pure vee and, as such, not really /a/ threads.

>>143397299
I've seen similar complaints brought up in tomboy threads though, and I can only imagine what goes on in trap threads.

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>>143391415
Can I have an alcoholic and pervert?

>>143394714
>Projecting
Anon my pay grade is a couple of zeros above what you make flipping burgers part time over the summer.

>>143393801
For your own sanity. Don't.

I want to become the madoka of christmas cakes.

I want to go across the boundary of time and dimensions and cuddle every cake before they fall into despair and become bitter feminists.

I want to buy them beer and bag of cheap convenience store chips and talk with them about their regrets and their wishes and dreams.

I wish I could heal them and their hearts.