How does one actually get a waifu? It seems really hard to choose

You'll know it when you see her.

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>this meme again

>>143377778
It just kind of happens.

>>143377778
>not believing in polygamy

>>143377778
Getting a waifu is just an old meme. Nobody can actually love a drawing. People just fooling about it.

>>143377778
>>143377778

>How does one actually get a waifu?


you don't get a waifu anon. you waifu finds you. she looks at the camera and then you suddenly know. she picked you

>>143377967
Can a waifu unpick you?

What is the legal repercussion of divorcing an old and busted waifu for a new hotness?

Because that happens frequently.

>>143378002

she wont. your waifu is loyal to you. all she asks that you be loyal to her too.

of course you can be a cheating bastard and attempt to "have" other waifus but then again you can kill always yourself.

>>143378059
Okay just checking.

>>143378007
Legally, nothing
Morally, suicide

>>143378240
this

>>143377879
>Nobody can actually love a drawing
You're underestimating people's /a/utism.

she picks you anon
it might never happen but when it does you'll know it
>all these anons thinking waifuism isn't real
I genuinely feel sorry for them
they may never know a love as strong as the one I feel

>>143377778
First you acquire autism then it comes naturally.

>>143377879
love isn't real

>>143378007
if you think you can do this you never actually had a waifu in the first place and you are most likely incapable of emotions as deep as the love a man feels for his waifu.
you are like a bird or a lizard.

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>>143378358

>>143378324
And I genuinely feel sorry for you, so I guess we're even.

>>143378385
>implying he's wrong

>watch show
>hey she's cute

That's your new waifu.

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>>143378566
>being an edgy teenager

>>143378630
>not understanding science

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>>143378660
>>>/r9k/
Dumb robot

>>143378660
my mom says she loves my dad though and I believe her

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>>143377778
I didn't pick Tomoko tomoko pick me.

Basically it's a joke until you realize you are serous.

>>143377778
You pick the meme girl of the season and shitpost on /a/.

>>143380164
>>143377778
How can a Japanese be this brown?

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>mfw found my daughteru before a waifu

>>143378365
Or a woman

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>>143380164
brown sugar

>>143380265
>daughteru
Stop that shit

>>143380199
Okinawan

>>143380370
How can a girl be this cute?

>>143380556
She's a tanned Azusa, that's all

>>143380697
keyword: tanned

>>143380697
This desu. And Anko is a still more loli Azusa.
Bravo, KyoAni.

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>>143378365
I was the same as him until I met Mami, I would basically have an infatuation with any given character that would last 3-5 months and I would lose interest. Almost 2 years with her now though.

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You don't choose your waifu. She chooses you.

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She's mine.

>>143378358
It's about as real as waifu laifu

>>143382077
When will we get more Azusa?

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Can a cartoon be a waifu?

Most people say they dont but mainly because they are ugly compared to anime.

if so, what is wrong with liking ugly?

>>143384454

Yeah, as I said love is not real, if you actually interacted with people you see that the only real things are lust, money, and abuse.

this is why normies cheat or change partners all the time.

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>>143385714
To be honest, it isn't all about appearance, right?
It's also the perfectly imperfect personality in some characters that make them really appealing which in turn can make you fall in love with them.

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>>143377778
You dont "get" a waifu

you're waifu finds you and chooses you.

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>>143386639

What about ugly or "unconventional" looks?

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>>143385475
Hibike S2, Trombone Azusa

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>>143377778
>pick and choose waifu

>>143385714
Waifu is a term that can apply to any medium. Vidya, anime and manga, cartoons and comics. Whatever goes, as long as it's not 3DPD (CGI doesn't fall into this category, obviously) and you love her.

>>143379344
This

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I don't have a waifu and anyone saying otherwise is lying

>>143386099
Lust is a construct just like love
Now you're just being bitter

>>143388352

Lust is not a construct, is an impulse like hunger and fear.

>>143386099
So my grandparents were married 5 decades until epilepsy and Alzheimer's slowly destroyed my grandfather and my grandmother nursed him for years on his death bed because of lust and money?

>>143389253
>responding to robots

>>143386792
Look, you shouldn't ask others about what is right or acceptable when it comes to love but if you want to post cartoon girls just go to /co/.

>>143378365
Some birds keep the same partner for all their life, so they're worse than birds.

>>143377778
I know it may be quite abstract for you, but think about how you would get a wife in real life.

>>143384053
Noa is perfect tomboy

>>143386687
Garbage is attracted garbage it seems

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>>143386099

>>143391251

Love is not real, is not degy, is a fact. Is another lie made by people to justify wanting to fuck other people.

>>143393206
Love between a man and a fictional woman is the only real form of love.