Why is goddess such a worst girl?

>>143355402
she's not worst girl, she's not even a "girl". she's a fucking mascot character (basically a pet). like Elsie from TWGOK

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>>143355402
Because how could anyone compete with the true goddess Megumin?

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>>143355900
Mah nigga!

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>>143356262
fuck Aqua

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>>143356328
No, I'd rather fuck Megumi

She's good in the sense that she's an awful person which is refreshing.

>>143356328
>>143356328
I've never craved pears so badly in my life.

>>143355402
Aqua is useless.

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I want to fuck her mouth

>>143355900
It should be illegal for goddesses to be flat.

>>143357221
>not liking flat
What are you fucking gay?
Flat is justice.

>>143357357
For a deity?
Pathetic is what it is.

>>143357544
>Pathetic
How is it possible to misspell "perfect" so catastrophically?

>Flat
Confirmed a shit

>>143355567
Shut the fuck up, nerd.

LC was the absolute BEST girl!!!

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>>143361584
Shit taste

>>143355567
>talking shit about LC
I bet you don't even like firetrucks.

>>143355402
She is the funniest girl that is certain

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>>143355402
I didn't know the OVA was out. Time for more Aqua.
Thank you, but also fuck you.

so when the fuck did flatfags become a tinhg? pedophila? repressed homosexuality? I like any chest on the right girl, but when it comes down to it big boobs are just so fucking superior.

no meme answers, I really don't get the DFC thing

>>143363536
I agree 100%, but if the girl has tits the size of Neptune I'm outtie

>>143357171
i love this

>>143363603
of course there's such a thing as grossly huge, but how the fuck could a straight man prefer a little boys chest over boobs?

>>143363673
It comes down to the face of whoever has the tits imo. If they have a pretty face then body doesn't matter as much but it still matters. When it comes to Megumin, I say her face outweighs her chest. I also think this is why trap fetishes are a legitimate thing.

>>143363673
Pedos and homosexuals. Look at the board you're own, it's mostly societies' rejects.
It's far from a majority opinion with straight men, don't take /a/ opinions as something actually common.

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>>143363536
Its cute because they look like little girls

>>143363839
I'm a reject myself, got kicked out of my house and school and am living off of the goverment

I don't also get how hair length is relevant to femininity/masculinity when boobs can be optional for allegedly "straight" men.

It would seem /a/ prefers little boys and justifies it with a false femininity trait of long hair, over girls with notable breasts and any length of hair

>>143363172
What. What episode is this from, I don't remember this scene.

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>>143364256
The OVA my friend

>>143364295
Fuck I still haven't watched it.

Thanks anon

>>143364340
watch it asap, its honestly amazing.

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>>143364340
Drop whatever you're doing and watch it

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This thread is too bright. Can I get some Darkness around here?

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>>143364829
torrent just finished, brb

>>143355402
She's dumb and annoying but damn if I wouldn't that goddess.

>>143364181
I don't give a shit about breast size, but the "short haired girl is a boy XD" meme is the dumbest and the most annoying thing I've ever seen in this board.

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Will we ever get an Inuyasha scenario where the girls come to Japan instead?

>>143355402
Aqua being a pain in the ass to the MC was a saving grace of the series. LN protagonists get wanked too much by circumstances and characters.

>>143364951
I don't give a shit about breast size either, but it's when people prefer a flat chest that I begin to wonder.

The fucking short hair meme though, it's fucking retarded. Hair has absolutely no relevance to sexuality in any way. It's a false trait, a trait which does not actually have relevance to something but which has been associated with it to a large degree. For example, red is often associated with ferraris, but it would still be just as much a ferrari if it was any other color.

How does one make whiny-but-cute sounds like Aqua?
You always have to cry "ah-ha-ha-ha" at the end of each whine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEe32t52CAw

Konosuba is like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Bad things happening to bad people.

>>143364979
Probably not, depends on what Kazuma wishes for at the end.

Would be nice to see Megumin's reaction to nukes though.

Wow they killed Kazuma afterwards?

Crazy bitches man.

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>>143365612
I like to think in my head-canon that Aqua asphyxiated him with mean farts that only her stinky no-pan bum could produce.

>>143365612
yeah

don't remind autist-kun

>Megumin in school swimsuit when

>>143363977
lol i came to this doujin last night

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>>143366157

>>143355402
She's craving so hard for Kazuma lust
OVA was 10/10

Praise Aqua

>>143355402
They always are, just look at Hestia and Nyaruko.
>>143355567
Around here we call them "seasonal waifu that gets whored the fuck out for BD sales and merchandise then tossed aside like a common disease-ridden slut to make way for the next one", though thankfully we're past the worst of it.
Obviously I'm referring to Umaru.

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describe ways you would bully lalatina

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>>143366468

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>>143366468

>>143366468
bathe her in water that's too cold

>>143355402
Holy shit, they actually killed him.

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I want to sexually fuck Wiz.

>>143366468
Marry her off to a nice man.

>>143366742
I want to financially fuck Wiz.

>>143366468
not hit her
not call her names
not humiliate her
would savagely scratch her on the head gently

>>143366784
you fucking monster


same

>>143366468
tickle HER AMAZING ABS

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Yunyun butt is a miracle of the universe

>finish OVA
>depressed because no new content
>decide to re-read the ln
>already on book 3

Goddamnit it is gonna be a long time until january

>>143366468
Man why doesn't she look like that in the Anime? Fucking Deen.

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There's just something so amazing about Megumin's design.
That color scheme, that hat, even the hair. Everything is perfect. I don't know how they did it.

>>143367017
budget

moeblobs are cheap to animate

>>143366468

Find everything that doesn't trigger her masochist fits and relentlessly hit them.

Megumin is for teens
Aqua is for adults
Lalatina is for old men
Wiz is for ../ss/..

>>143367164
>Megumin is for teens
>Aqua is for frogs
>Lalatina is for adults
>Wiz is for old men

fixed.

>>143367017
She look so much better in the anime.

>>143368429
I agree. Anime Darkness appears more like a muscle girl, which is its own appeal to compete with the other girls. LN Darkness is much more closer to Saber in appearance.

>>143366468
Use Bind on her, then Steal continuously until she's almost naked, then I'll stop and leave her.