Schwarzesmarken / Total Eclipse / Muv-Luv

What's the difference between Irisdina and a mosquito?

>>143331704
Irisdina won't stop sucking?

I like her though.

If a plane costs 1 billion, how many will these ones cost?

>Schwarzesmarken
This shit was worst than muv luv alternative.

I hope to see the original animated one day and not this shitty one.

>>143331716
I don't hate her either, I just love bullying her and Beatrix.
>you will never join forces with Jurgen and completely annihilate those two in a snowball fight

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I want to very slowly and methodically kill Beatrix with kindness

>>143331771
This shit was worst than muv luv alternative.

Wow really? That was unexpected

>>143331771
It's never, ever happening, so drop it.

Forget even for a second the amount of money required to get a series going that would do it ANY justice.

More like Fatia

>>143331745
Presumably not that much. Not only needing to constantly produce them and all, but streamlined construction, reduced costs, different costs like no need for super-treated alloys to resist heat in supersonic friction, etc.

But I'm pretty sure considering how much they supply and support the world pro bono, America must be running oceans of red ink.

>>143331927
Only Pham could pull such a thing off.

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>>143331927
That's it anon. That's the way. Hug her tight and don't let go. No matter how much she pummels you, screaming she can't be loved, doesn't deserve to be loved, keep holding her even after she breaks down and falls to the floor, crying.

Pad that fall. Protect that smile.

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>>143332399
Not only. Anyone could.

You simply have to open your heart.

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI

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I want to protect that smile and put some mini beatos in her oven

>>143333961
No one, we /freedom/ here

>>143334693
Do it!

And it really is cute, the more I look at it.

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>tfw no Yugoslavia Front VN

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>>143331704
>you will never be deepthroated by Iris
Those lips are asking for it.

>>143335223
suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAXIoBPhBQ

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>>143335424
Of course they are.

But then again, so are Beato's.

>>143334693
Good man!

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>>143336421
Thanks doc. I couldn't make it without your daily cherrypicking posts.

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>>143335223
>>143335424
Reminder that Yugoslavia had underground airbases before it was cool

katia is a terrible person

>>143338007
Katia needs to be forced to resort to cannibalism until she enjoys eating human flesh.

>>143338007
Not as much as some of her fans.

No one loves Gretel and no one ever will.
She should've killed herself and no one would've cared.

>>143336421
Thanks doc
>>143338460
suzy pls go

Isn't Europe doomed regardless of what anyone does or doesn't do?

>>143338460
Suzy, how's the Lubyanka this time of year?

>>143338710
In Canon. We'll get to find out if they really could have held the line when Martyrs comes out. Beatrix will save Europe!

>>143338710
The DDR could have potentially lasted into the 90's, as was previously stated in these threads. So while Europe gets chomped pretty hard, there was a possibility of lee-way into the degree of said chomp.

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>>143330808
Yuimouto is love.
Yuimouto is life.

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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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>>143338808
Second half of best girls

>>143338771
But that ignores the possibility of the Superior changing things up in the face of the chomp getting held up too long.

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>>143338761
Well that depends. Will Theo get Lise on his side or will Lise get Theo on Beatrix's side?

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Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart

>>143338914
The superior only really changed things up when Sumika gave him the Human playbook. Call me a retard if I'm wrong about that, though.

>>143338983
Weren't the BETA already using very simple tactics by the 90s? Prioritizing some targets over others, instead of simply going for the most advanced piece of electronics around?

If so, then they did learn something during the chomping of Europe.

>>143338935
Lise joining the rebels would waste much potential storytelling. And the emotional ride of the final battle being against the rest of the 666th with Iris as the Final Boss would be wasted.

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So who's going to win the overall Schwarzesmarken popularity polls?

>>143339394
Beatrix first with Iris in close second.

>>143339228
This is age we're talking. They're pretty lazy when it comes down to it, and if they can get away with it, they'll tell the same story with slight differences to account for each girl.

>>143339394
1 - Iris
2 - Beatrix
3 - Lise
4 - Gretel

>>143339423
If we get something like the mass effect 3 ending I will burn all of cookie's cars

What happens if you slap Irisdina?

>>143339506
How hard? Are we talking pinch on the cheek tier, or uncalled for domestic abuse?

>>143339539
The former.

>>143339649
Depending on the location, it'll probably end up as a pout and with you being a baka.

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>character is from Italy
>Blue eyes and blond(e) hair

>>143339874
who

Would "Katia bullying hour" every day raise 666ths morale?

>>143339874
>been a south Italian nigger

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I want to sleep in the same bed with Anette and cuddle with her when she starts crying

>>143339394
Farka

>>143339394
Katia.

I have hope

Telling extremely racist jokes to Tarisa!

>>143340474
She's from Nepal, she'll either gut you with a Kukri or tell chicom jokes.

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>pick up Lise from school
>see her on the playground with all her friends
>listen to her tell you about all the things she learned and fun stuff she did while you walk home together holding her tiny little hand in your's
>ask if she needs any help with her homework and be unsurprised when she's already finished.
>as expected of brilliant little Lise
>at bed time get her into her pj's and tucked in
>read her a bedtime story about the brave knight who slays the terrible Brown Beast and saves a beautiful blonde princess
>find that she had already fallen asleep half way through, kiss her on the cheek and turn out the light

And she grew up and had a normal happy life. The End.

>>143341161
cute

>>143336770
And yet we're still waiting for the metro to be built here in Belgrade.

>>143343589
If it were to built, the homeless would masturbate in it.

>>143330808
Those TSFs are way too big.

>>143331771
Fans of Ace Attorney have been asking for an anime of their franchise for years. The result? It has brought a lot of disappointment.

Be careful what you wish for.

>>143331771
Yes, it'll be 24 episodes for the whole trilogy and Watanabe will be directing it.

>>143339887
Silvio, the man who turned Munakata straight.

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>>143335223
>>143335502
>>143336770

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Pre, post and during shower sex with Irisdina!

>>143345895
No amount of showering can wash Jurgen's blood off her hands.

>>143345895
>shower sex

Chizuru did not deserve such a fine sex scene in Unlimited.

>>143346011
If Chizuru had a gorgeous design, would that be enough to overcome her shit class-prez personality?

>>143336770
actually frogs built underground bases in maginot line during 30s iirc

>>143339394
it will be close between Irisdina and Beatrix. It depends on how much anime-only voters there will be on stream.

>>143346187
Being completely honest, I didn't mind her generic design, or her stereotypical, hard-ass Class Rep. personality. But they could and should have done better. Making Chizuru so generic, only made her worse.

>>143346359
Bea-hime will win. This being Mabu-Rabu, the one who actually felt it will win in the end.

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How many of these guys hang out here? They certainly talk about us offsite.

>>143346431
Well Genya is a Taiwanese if I remember right, so he only lurks.

The Chinese also translate stuff here.

>>143346407
I'd like Beatrix to win, but I don't see how she'll beat Iris.

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>>143331771
>I hope to see the original animated one day and not this shitty one.
Kaiserreich universe when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcn913Y0Xtg

>>143339394
Katia's the main heroine. She deserves to win.

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>>143346576

>>143346664
You just hate her because there's a few asshats running around ruining her, like Sumika.

>>143345795
>tfw no Yugoslavia

;_:

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>>143347597
Not him but "deserving to win" has nothing to do with her status, but the merit of her character, especially in a popularity poll. You think she should be everyone's favorite because she's on the cover? Because the story is told from her perspective? Because people shouldn't have dissenting views on the narrative their being told? Fuck you. If you wanna talk about deserve then we can look at who suffers the most and even the score by giving them the reward their pain has earned, which would put a good 90% of the cast above Katia on the "deserving to win" scale.

>>143347798

Gretel is fucking shit and yet she has a fan or two. She's easily as bad as Tama

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Can Farkas be cute?

>>143347983
Only if you draw them cute.

Zing! No but really, keep working hard anon.

>>143347935
What's your point?

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>>143345895
Too sweaty now.

How many headpats would it take to make Lise trust you?

>>143350267
You need to be Theo first.

>>143350267
3-5 a day. Feed her pancakes.

>>143350267
Headpats are an icebreaker. You need to follow them up with acts of solidarity and sacrifice.

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I want her to tease me like that.

>>143350618
What did his classmate give him, /a/?

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This is just not fair
;_;

>>143350267
You're gonna need a lot more than just headpats to make her trust you. Buy her some new ribbons, that seems to work pretty well.

>>143350708
Onahole.

>>143350708
"Big breasted blonde broads" the magazine.

>>143350747
What is?

>>143350708
Mein Kampf

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>>143350747
>its too late to save Inghild in Martyrs

>>143350845
Ask Anette.
She loves being reminded of that.

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Posting best girls. if you like any other girls your taste is shit

>>143351002
Is it time for serenading them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTN48hRCF5g

>>143351002
>Sumika's ahoge is gone.

Inferior bait is inferior.

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>>143350747
I want to juggle those bags of milk.

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>>143350618
>you will never be bullied softly by Lise and Beatrix

Martyrs better deliver on that stasi route.

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is Beatrix taller than Irisdina? is this image correct?

>>143351416
Maybe. I'm not sure if those sprites are to scale in any way.

I want to cum on werewolves.

>>143350708
Beat-ris porn.

>>143351526
/k/ please

>>143351526
Would you cum on this >>143347983
Farka?

>>143350747
>all the booby monsters in SM die
That's really fucking poor taste.

>>143351526
Just don't trigger any unpleasant memories and make sure to hold their hand when you do it. Werewolves need loving too.

>>143351742
In a few months we'll be able to correct that mistake.

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What happened after moderates took over the DDR? For how long did the Oder–Neisse line hold?

>>143351526

>on
>not gently inside during missionary position with leglocking and handholding.

I bet you're a moderate rebel too, you pleb. Get on my level.

>>143351416
>>143351481
She's supposed to be the tallest girl on the cast. BiS establishes that she was more "mature" then the other girls, not only being taller, but better endowed and (and in Jurgen's words) having the best ass. If she keeps growing at the rate that Iris did, she'd maintain a healthy lead on her. She also purposely positions her body to make her self look larger or more intimidating too in many of her sprites.

>>143352135
She's still tiny when compared to many of the male cast members though. Even Jurgen had to bend down to kiss her.

>>143352009
Everything went to shit really fast

>>143352188
>She's still tiny when compared to many of the male cast members

Wow. Katia must be a dwarf in comparison to everyone.

>>143352009
>For how long did the Oder–Neisse line hold?

Four to six months. They fucked up badly.

>>143352135
>>143352188
Being ~170 makes her huge by jap standards but only tall-ish by western ones.

>>143352328
I'm pretty sure she's taller than Tom Cruise at like 172-174.

>>143352264
>>143352328
by 86 Beta were already building a Hive in France.

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tasukete kure

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>>143340149
Good, good. She needs it.

>>143350747
It's not, but we must continue onwards, friend.

It's even worse than she was basically the younger Pham in the group.

>>143346536
One day anon, one day.

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>>143352188
That's not saying she's not tall. Jurgen would probably be close to Axmann or Walter in height.

Also, male height in SM seems to be as exaggerated as female tits.

>>143350747
I want to pinch those nipples for an hour straight.

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>>143352689
don't worry i'll save you.

>>143353701
What's the difference between a PFC and a butterbar?

The PFC has actually been promoted.

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>>143340474
It's not like she wouldn't insult you right back.

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Miki-chan will no longer speak in thid person in the Steam release of the VN. Discuss

(I am personally against it, but I has herd that her character will be more fleshed other as a compromise) (if that makes sense).

>>143354502
>Miki-chan will no longer speak in thid person in the Steam release of the VN.
Will this kill Pierce?

>>143331771
This.
Alternative was enjoyable with QUALITY and 24 episodes and fucking beach.
SM was kinda rushed and no fucking nice waifu.
>Beatrix
lel.

This guy is a fucking fan >>143331771
>I hope to see the original animated one day
Me too.
Man, these threads are shit.

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>>143353701
T-thanks Katia.

>>143354502
don't care she was shit anyway.

>>143354502
Just release it already, Degica! You guys said it would have been finished by April. It's the final weekend of June by now ...

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>>143355068
Not him but have you been under a fucking FORT-Class? Get on with times fag.

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>>143354618
What?

>>143355203
He just had a minor stroke, don't stare its rude.

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Inia, Yui and Cryska are my waifus.

>>143356790
why so indecisive anon?

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>>143356790
>multiple waifus

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>>143354618
>Alternative
>this is SM babbies

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>>143356922
Yui, Cryska and Inia have been my waifus before the anime aired. So I know I am not indecisive about them.

>>143357894
you are worst than the guy who says extra is the best game and that shituru is the best girl

>>143357894
which one is the main waifu?

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>>143356790
>mulitple waifus

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>>143355124
Nice stealth Stella post. Almost missed it.

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>>143354528
No, but this will

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>>143359105
Or will this?

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Can someone fucking explain Muv Luv, even for japan this shit is a fucking enigma to me.
All I've seen of it is obscene gore and horror
but the threads are always "I WANT TO CUDDLE X :3". There's also cowtits in latex right beside someone being torn limb from limb by aliens.

It's fucked up, even by /a/ standards.

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>>143359464
wakarimasen

>>143359579
W-what's going on here

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>>143359464
>There's also cowtits in latex right beside someone being torn limb from limb by aliens.
Yes, and?

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>>143359464
Read the VNs

>>143359464
Their pain is what makes us want to cuddle with them. In a fucked up sense, there moe because of the death. See how many people thought Lise and Beatrix were cute when Theo mortally wounded them because they were so helpless.

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>>143359464
start reading.

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>>143359749
>Because she was dying
Bitch please she's cute regardless.

>>143359579
>>143359655
Oh I think I get it, I thought there were some rape shenanigans going on first but that's cute

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>Irisdina will never cook you breakfast

>>143361106
of course she won't. she can't cook to save her life. that's why she lost Jürgen bowl.

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>>143361188
Jurgen is a huge siscon.

She also can cook.

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>>143361382
Yes, he's such a siscon that he fell in love with someone he's not even related to. And who is actually proven to be damn good cook.

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>>143361552
>Yes, he's such a siscon that he fell in love with someone he's not even related to.
Now you're just being obtuse.

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>>143361878
Am not, why else would he date someone who couldn't be more different than his sister if she tried? Whom he left his final will and testament to? Not even a Beafag I just wanna keep our facts straight.

>>143362017
You don't need to date your sister to have a tight bond with her, anon.

>>143362017
We don't know if it was meant for Beatrix or someone else.

>>143362017
what did he say in his recording?

>>143330808
>tfw I'm the only one who seems to know op was reverting to Brexit

Nigel in a fortified suit when?

>>143355124
All of my children.

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>>143362121
You don't have to be a huge siscon to have a tight bond with her either.

>>143362126
Good point. Then the person he would see first after returning from deployment, the person he would confide all his doubts, fears, and regrets in. Now thats a pretty tight bond.

Wanna be clear I'm not against Iris here, just rocking the boat.

>>143362712
>You don't have to be a huge siscon to have a tight bond with her either.
But he was.
>"Just now, you made a speech for over five minutes on why my summer uniform with an apron would be the best combination of clothes in history. You just told me that for your own sake, didn't you?"
Do young men who find having a younger sister to be the best just say that without being a bigger than average siscon?

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>>143362712
I want to lick Inia clean now.

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>>143362818
DId I question his love? For Beatrix to capture the heart and soul of such a big siscon, she must truly be amazing.

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>>143362126
What was with the vow then?

>>143363166
More likely than not some Watanabe shit he pulled out of his ass.

>>143363166
if i die burn DDR down and then join me in Valhalla shiny and chrome.

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>>143363429

>>143361878
>bundesadler

erry time

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>>143363554
kek

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>>143358790
is it something wrong with that?

>>143363780
what an apt post. the harem guy (muslim word) uses a halal image and can't write a coherent post.

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Theo's terrible at this debating shit.

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>>143364110
Well, you know. Irisdina and all that.

>>143364110
he was probably already full edgeThe Master mode here and just wanted to see the world burn.

>>143364110
>Shut up!
Evrytiem

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>>143364110
I think Beatrix is full of shit but Theo looks like a complete idiot next to her. It makes her look right. I think it's why people side with Beatrix so often. If Iris, Gretel, or even Katia were there to argue, then people would be able to see how wrong she was.

>>143364435
go away Katia. you can't befriend the BETA power of friendship won't work on them.

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>>143364435
>Beatrix wrong
>When even Kouki and Hiroki said she wasn't
You haven't been drinking the Watanabe koolaid have you boy?

>>143364435
Oh boy, Ms. Nemesis, a proponent to a stranded ideology, and Dr. Feelgood are going to prove Beatrix wrong?

The only person who would provide any real competition without looking like Theo is Iris since she formed her beliefs years beforehand.

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>>143364110
>tfw no Stasi vs SS fight
>tfw no scenes where they calling each other's shit
why even live?

>>143364110
Has telling someone "Shut up" ever actually worked?

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>>143364767
>No fully militarized and unified Germany getting its shit together and mobilizing a kraut magic fueled BETA curb stomping counteroffensive the likes of which the world has never seen.
Why live indeed.

>>143364110
>Theo's terrible at this debating shit.

He wasn't interested in talking to her or muh understandment; he just wanted to kill her and get back to Iris.

>>143364883
Only if you're intimidating.

It just comes off as sad when a beat up kid like Theo says it.

>>143364964
If they were out of the MiGs, Theo would probably have a easy time pushing Beatrix around.

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>>143364918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z72TkCD88uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evkEmgBgx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeJIUWTYv2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3wBsZfHRy4
BETA's ain't got shit to Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe

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>>143365865
Kek, also a pretty deft representation of her MiG duel with the 666th in the LN.

>>143366068
She was the only Werewolf who was scoring kills in the anime too.

>>143366068
>>143365865
>>143366171

How much of it's her skill and how much of it is the MiG-27's superior performance though? She seemed to do well beating up MiG-21s, but pit her against a machine that wasn't significantly worse then her's and she gets penetrated.

>>143366247
>but pit her against a machine that wasn't significantly worse then her's and she gets penetrated.
You realize Theo almost lost against a broken piece of shit with one arm, right?

>>143366264
Theo was the one who lost an arm, not Beatrix. And the MiG-27 was still newish when they fought..

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>>143364110
I don't see how any of that will help Germany or mankind in the long run.

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>>143366359
>Theo was the one who lost an arm, not Beatrix.
Izzat so.

>>143366359
the anime-only is strong in this one.

>>143366247
>How much was her skill
She was on the front lines fighting the BETA for like 6 days straight or so forget the number while the rebel's coup was happening and took down the remaining 666th solo heavily damaged, exhausted, and with one arm. A crappy pilot in an Aligatori can be taken down by a good pilot in a Balalaika.

>>143366359
Are you starting to understand the difference between the two versions of the story? The anime is about as unbiased as this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cd2FCyFS0Q

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>>143364399
Theo was fighting for your ideals too, Lise.

I want to take Lise out in the woods for a picnic

>>143366840
I want to have outdoor sex in the woods with Lise.

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>>143366840
I want to sleep under the starry night sky in the woods with Lise.

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>>143367368
Hugging her when she feels cold!

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I want to sleep on a soft bed with Irisdina.

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>>143367665
Putting a bullet in her head when she backstabs you

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>>143367665
Or y'know, hugging her just because.

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>>143367759
>Watching your brother go crazier than you did after you're gone and fuck everything up for the rest of his life until he finally kicks the bucket so you can give him a big fat smarmy I told you so and a condescending hand job.

>>143368171
Didn't Theo just want to help refugees? It was the anime which made him evil.

>>143368289
Who fuckin knows what really happened, and who know when we'll find out for certain.

>>143368171
>and a condescending hand job.
SM could have used about 10 of those.

>>143359464
The pain is what makes us want to go on anon. We want to fight for the better day.

Muv Luv asks the question "what would you sacrifice to save in the name of true love?"

>>143368770
>"what would you sacrifice to save in the name of true love?"
True love. You see, this way I get to have my waifu and have her live too.

>>143369239
So you sacrifice true love and thus can't feel it for your waifu anymore leading you to eventually leave her behind and live out the remainder of your days as a hollow loveless shell unable to grasp that which makes life worth living in the first place. Sounds pretty dumb to me pham.

>>143369510
It doesn't say love or like. It says true love, you dip. Just because I won't have your brand of feelings won't mean I can't have my own.

I want to steal Gretel's glasses and throw them out of the window

>>143368770
>>143369239
SM kind of shows true love to be terrible and not really worth it.

>>143369563
You said you'd sacrifice true love in the name of true love, the fuck do you mean my brand of feelings? Do you know how feelings work? Or are you an actual sociopath?

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>>143369676
I pity you. I really do. Who hurt you anon?

>>143369802
Think about it. Every case of true love is shown to be destructive and even evil. Compare how Gretel and Martin are treated compared to Theo, Lise, and Beatrix.

>>143369752
>You said you'd sacrifice true love in the name of true love
Yeah, and it's quickly becoming a counterproductive practice to treat issues flippantly.
>the fuck do you mean my brand of feelings?
With Jo Woodcock of course.
>Or are you an actual sociopath?
If sociopathy is induced from being awake at 1:30 AM with only 5 hours to go before work, then yes.

Let's beat Beatrix

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>>143369894
Then you should have slept instead because none of that made sense.

>>143369878
True love is only destructive when one is forced to make an impossible choice. SM contains examples of true love leading to worse conditions. Other works under the Muv-luv umbrella show how true love can be what wins the day. Its situational.

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>>143369676
SM shows that for decades people don't care about the grooming standards, or uniform standards.

>>143370086
Whoreisdina is so disgusting. I want to punch her lights out.

>>143370086
Irisdina is so cute. I want to pinch her cheeks until they're red.

>>143370073
>Then you should have slept instead
I can't. I'm hopped up with caffeine, in my underpants in 15C nighttime, and will probably take a 15 minute power nap before I need to get ready.

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>>143363554
>you will never get high off of spray paint with beahime and jurgen

Nomenklatura princesses are only good for domestic abuse and rape.

Cute girls like Irisdina and Beatrix are only good for loving and tender dating.

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Relationship with Lise could be really cool if you could reach out to her.
>going from fearing and hating you to distrusting and being cautious of you to actually liking you
I mean, that requires effort but it seems like it's worthwhile.

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Suzy looks so happy here.

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>>143370998
Makes it all worth it when she's finally well enough to shine like the sun she was always meant to be.

>>143371448
What could be the context here? I'm trying to wrap my head around when this could happen.

>>143371927

It's a preview from the Lise route in Martyrs, so who knows. It's not gonna follow the "true" route, so there's plenty of room for plot fuckery especially if Cookie wants new cars.

>>143371927
>>143372108

Didn't Theo comfort Lise before her execution in the LN? It could be that, instead of a Lise-route preview.

>>143372184
Judging by the lack of blindfold and soft caring expression on his face I'm inclined to disagree.

>>143364110
I wanna see his speech in Martyrs now (presumably Katia's path). Definitely bet it'll be more nuanced. If anything, it'll not be as Hitleresque as anime Beato was, but it'll be even more shocking for Theo, since he's dumbest in Katia's path. And I'm sure Beato's delivery will also be forceful, and not nearly as hateful.

>>143366359
>Theo lost an arm

Even for an animeonly, you're having a hard time today.

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>>143361552
To be fair, he was a siscon of sorts. But it seems in the final year or two of his life, that rapidly started to crumble, seeing as how Irisdina renewed their relationship with their mother.

>>143362017
First, again to be fair, Irisdina and Beatrix are not different at all. Well okay that's not fair either. They are the same yet opposite. But their lives were always meant to interact with each other.

>>143362126
His final message was addressed to Beatrix. It was specifically addressed to her, and he had it left in their tomb since he knew Beatrix would be distraught enough, so completely devoted to him that she would go there, no matter how dangerous it was.

He even knew she'd be suicidal, and specifically begged her not to do it.

>>143330808
I honestly cant tell if this pic is a drawing a 3d render or a paste job from a picture of a plastic model.

Is Walther into femdom?
Sylwia gives off the dominatrix vibe to me.

>>143373304
Model.

>>143373387
Undoubtably.

Katia is a good dog

>>143373652
lise is the best dog
t. axmann

>>143373991
The best dog is Gretel.
Look at her. She even looks like a dachshund.

Naming Irisdina's child "Damien" just to see how she reacts.

>>143374378
I don't get the joke.

>>143374519
Watch Omen, preferably the original and not a shitty 06. 06. 2006 cash-in remake.

I want to be teased by Pham.

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>>143375425
Who doesn't? Or her future namesake, Stella.

Seriously, why did he not tap it? She was practically begging for it.

>>143375713
Stella would actually be more in line with Theo's tastes than Pham, now that I think about it.

>>143355173
Nice edit mate.

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>>143376219
How so? Theo loves the Pham, and her pham phams.

Stella is also extremely playful, like Beatrix, which at least in the earlier parts of the series, either scare him, or grate on him.

Well then again, Pham is playful too, I guess. But it's an interestingly different way.

>>143377929
What a smug bitch.

>>143374378
I'm not sure if it was TE or something in Chronicles but I remember reading a MLA story where people were calling a TSF Damien. At first I didn't get the name in katakana but then a character said ''it comes from a movie''.

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>>143378336
It's called being nice and stuff with your teammates, baka.

>>143371448
Does this prove Theo is capable of being a good onii-chan?

>>143377929
>How so?

She's blonde.

>>143377929
>How so?
Wew

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>>143380241
But Theo spills his spaghetti whenever Beato's around.

>>143379747
Theo is a good person. He's capable of wooing even the hardest nuts.

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>>143381132
Theo is a good soul put in a very bad place.

Inghild certainly believed so. So did Pham. Hell, everyone did. That's good enough for me.

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What was her Final solution to the BETA question?

>>143382824
She didn't have one

>>143382824
Defeating the BETA was something she knew would have to be left to the next generation.

She viewed her job as making sure that generation got born.

>>143382871
the only one who didn't have one was Katia. She probably wanted to be friends with BETA.and probably wanted that superior D just like sumika

>>143383183
Katia's option was worst and she is a shit, but Beato didn't planed for anything more that "sacrifice the DDR to save Europe" which only delayed the inevitable

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>>143377387
Oh ye of little faith

>>143382824
There was none. Germany was in a protracted war with no real goal other than "kill them lol".

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>>143381132
How does he do it? Spend enough time with him and every girl starts to want him. Grow up with him and they're willing to die for him. And he's the hardest nut of them all.

>>143384849
He's a man with the potential for a charismatic life but the inability to use it correctly.

So he kinda just floats along.

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>>143379747
Depends on how the imouto route goes. If he's able to protect his imouto and make up for the time she spent in hell in exchange for his freedom then yes, Onii-chan redeems his status.

>>143385425
Delicious Kashiwagi butt!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP0S3xL2S8U

>>143386300
Every part of Kashiwagi is delicious.

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Sweaty paizuri

>>143331771
>This shit was worst than muv luv alternative.
everything from the series is, what a shitty comparison is.

>>143386549
why are you still replying to yourself

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>>143386418
Cockpit paizuri

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So why does Iris get all the doujins?

http://i.imgur.com/fRyew7J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pANdajo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/30BOtMJ.jpg

>>143388379
Who cares when they won't ever be scanned?

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>>143388379
She's nearly as hot as Beatrix, but a whole lot nicer/more waifuable. She's also a blue-eyed blonde knightly maiden, something that the Japs all trip over their dicks for.

>>143388379
Japan likes blondes

>>143384318
I applaud you for your photoshop skills.
No really, I do.

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>>143388490
>She's nearly as hot as Beatrix,
They are both equally hot.

>>143388379
I think all these doujins are kind of funny, considering Iris is a sexless angel who doesn't even kiss Theo, but I guess dragging what's pure through the mud is something doujin artists love.

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>>143388713
Beatrix is just a little bit hotter.

>>143368289

You just went full Merkel there, buddy.

The Master was using the RLF to infiltrate the Yukon base and fuck shit up. He never really cared about them, they were just useful to his agenda.

>>143330808
>cgi
why

>>143389037
>not the yuropoor fighter
wew

>>143389037
What are you talking about? That's exactly what the road Dover castle looks like

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Let's all have a moment of silence for the brave men and women who died putting a stop to Beatrix's stasi regime.

>>143389924
Hell no!

>>143389924
Fuck off suzy
>Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names - Liberation this, Patriotic that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other... I guess they can't own up to what they usually are: the Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves Freedom Fighters.

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>>143389924
Yes, everyone that worked in the stasi regime was a threat. Only delusional Beatrix supporters would try to interupt justice that was served upon the stasi dogs on the oder-neisse line.

We dont need people from the Stasi.

>>143390557
Funny, because IRL the Stasi personnel ended up been politicians in Die Linke or working on the Stasi Records Agency

>>143390557
>country collapses 6 months later

:^)

>>143390753
Three months later, actually.

>>143390557
>trusting auxiliaries and de facto mercenaries
jurgen is rolling in his grave

>>143390830
If only we could get the Yugos involved and maybe the Hungarians too
>Magyars
yes I know, but It's better than nothing

>Page 9
YEEES

>>143391986
Just to spite you.

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It'll be Lise's birthday soon.

What will you be getting for her?

>>143392503
A medal embossed with the words "Worst Girl"

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>>143392503
A diamond ring.

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>>143392503
You could've given her a nice birthday present, but instead you fags voted for Beatrix.

>>143392675
that's just proof that she is superior taste

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>>143392675
It exists.

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>>143392558
Its embarrassing when your gifts get mixed up, be sure to send it to the proper recipient next time.

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>>143392737
She placed first in the birthday poll relax man, she's getting an illustration.

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>>143392503
Fanart, if I can produce a halfway decent picture by tomoorrow.

>>143392792
bad porn does not count