>Don't offer alcohol to minors!

>not tricking cute lolis into drinking alcohol
>not getting them absolutely hammered and spoonfeed them eggs

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>>143329095

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>>143329095
How else am I supposed to have sex with them?

>>143329095
It's not alcohol, it's juice! It's just psychosomatic.

>>143329095
What if it's non-alcoholic alcohol?

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>not getting them high instead

>>143329095
>Not teaching your kids how to walrus two stubbies without spilling a drop

poofter cunt

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>>143329095
Why not, they love it!

>>143329344
slip roofies, duh anon can't you use more varieties of drugs

>>143329171
I want to fuck Chris.

>>143329095
I want to smoke weed with a loli.

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>>143333861
>I want to smoke weed with a loli.

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>>143329095
I want to bully the Funabori!

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>jap broadcasting rules disallow showing minors drinking alcohol
>anime has to show them getting drunk on fumes and fruit juice

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>>143333952
Me when watch animu with loli's becomes illegal.