What /a/ related event would trigger the biggest shitstorm ever?

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Dreamworks buys KyoAni.

>>143318980
Loli theme park with prostitutes

Haruhi getting S3.
It's endless eight all over again.

trigger and kyoani team up to make an anime

>>143318980

Yotsuba getting an anime maybe

>>143318980
Haganai S3.

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Speaking of shitstorms, what was the board's last giant shitstorm? I can only think of when Free! was confirmed, that night was horrible.

>>143319644
final erased episode

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It already happened nearly 8 years ago.

3.0 + 1.0

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>>143320604

>>143318980
Kyoani collaborates with Gokumi for Yuki Yuna S2.

>>143318980
Berserk ending, Guts spares Griffith.

>>143319562
Shaft and Kyoani collaborate on a project. (Didn't they actually do this once?)

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>>143320719
The state of /a/ if this were to happen.

>>143320719
You don't even joke about those things.

>>143318980
if Evangelion ended with happy ending again

Madoka killing Homura in the sequel

If Hideaki Anno announced that he's a cuck

Saber King Arthur Anime

Anno dies the day of 3.0+1.0 release.

Yotsuba dying at the end of the manga

Full muvluv adaptation by DEEN or something

>>143318980
Kyoani files for bankruptcy

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>>143321005
Jesus christ, the thought.

>>143318980
> 3.0+1.0
> Timloop confirmed
> It was all a dream
> Shinji wakes up, is actually a trans f->m
> Rei is actually black and fucks Kaji
> Asuka is fat and fucks Kensuke
> Misato is a granny and fuckes gendo

Trigger stop saving anime

>>143319962
Newfag please, everyone knew about the ending and it was literally only crossboarders and normalfags who acted surprised, Erased was fucking pitiful in terms of shitstorms.

KyoAni does the Galactic Heroes reboot.

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>>143320877
I could see that, actually.

She would be crying as she did it, and she'd say, "I loved you, Homu-chan," but I could see the series ending that way.

Like the ending of Ga-Rei/Zero.

Kyoani actually makes keitai

>>143321081
Let's make it happen.

>>143318980
An international ban on anime/manga/hentai

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Official word on Lelouch being alive OR dead.

>>143318980
A third bomb dropped in tokyo

>>143321896
But he's already confirmed dead.

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>2020 Olympic games
>Dindus come to japan
>Kill Wakamoto
>Rape and kill Sawashiro

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Yotsuba&! Final chapter with Yotsuba getting raped and/or Murdered with an announcement following that chapter of a Yotsuba&! OVA series that will cover the Raping and or Murder in graphic detail all animated by Madhouse

I think that would kill /a/ for at least a few weeks.

>>143320680
This

>>143322042
I didn't want to fell this right now.

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>>143322042
Bit more feasible scenario
>2020 Olympics
>Japan going full frontal on covering anything ever so slightly otaku related in a feeble attempt to save face
>all forms of hentai media or JAVs banned and possession of loli doujins or loli related works is 20-to-life sentence
>Tokyo's RX-78-2 dismantled because robots are for manchildren
>Super sentai and toku shit also banned
>anime canceled indefinitely because it scares americans
>Only manga available is Doraemon and Boruto, it reads left to right to please foreigners

>>143319962
>dub names

>>143319644

Brexit because it meant a decrease in brown girls.

>>143320604
I cried ;_;

>>143320719
The entire website would burn to the ground

>>143321775

Ha, yeah right. She doesn't love that autist, and all the Homusalt in the world won't change that.

Your /u/boat = TORPEDOED.

>>143322518
>all forms of hentai media or JAVs banned and possession of loli doujins or loli related works is 20-to-life sentence
Not quite that far but I can believe that they will have those shops for japs only but that might lead for some controversy. I hope it doesn't turn out like the sochi Olympic games did.

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>>143322042
>implying Wakamoto is a mere mortal

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>>143319644
Akame ga Kill, the whole coliseum part.

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>>143318980
Free S3 announced, with Nagisa and Rei being the MCs.

>>143321775
Homura committing suicide is more likely.

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>>143321015
>by DEEN
don't fucking joke about it you fucking cunt
muv luv will get a perfect totally hand-drawn adaptation by Sunrise Studio 1 and that's all there is to it

Anno an heroes.

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>>143322528
>wanting to use long nip nong ching chong names instead

>>143320604
This is shitstorm inducing material? Regardless of whether or not you believe L.L. is a thing, the ending was fucking top-tier.

>>143318980
Miura dying
Trigger and urobutcher collab being real
PSG S2
Haruhi S3
Yotsuba anime
a lot of things, really

>>143322920
I bet you wax your babby carrot to Olddog51's shitty incest rewrites.

>>143318980
Not-moot deleting /a/

>>143318980
Casca is healed and wants to forgive Griffith

>>143323143
I fail to see how the two connect.

School Days X Azumanga Daioh

>>143322609
Good memories

KLK season 2

>>143322579
I don't know if she truly loved her either, but I think she still cares about her, and it would still hurt pretty deeply to make the coup de grace.

moot comes back to sell us to google

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Panty and stocking S2 on Christmas

>>143320719
When Berserk ends the entire universe will collapse.

>>143322730
Yeah, getting raided by Reddit was terrible.

>>143318980
The first thing that springs to mind is this.

Touhou anime announced, it's full of hetro content, and by a shit studio, would have at least two boards here in uproar for a start. Sorry.

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Japan opens its borders to Muslim migrants to boost ailing workforce.

>>143318980
Hideaki Anno personally posts on /a/ to announce his new original TV anime that is also an Evangelion sequel. It is co-produced by Trigger and KyoAni.

Any of Mizukami Satoshi's manga getting anime.

Spice & Wolf will be remade in 17 movie length OVAs to cover the entire story.

i would say EVA 4.0 would be big but there wasn't actually THAT big of a shitstorm on /a/ when 3.0 was released

but considering this will be the finale i'm hoping that it breaks /a/

>>143322269
Not only would that kill /a/ it would also kill the author irl.

Miura's death.

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>>143318980
Serena winning the Ashbowl. 20 years of mistyfag tears would be glorious.

>>143323143
Holy fuck those rewrites can kill a boner. Fuckin' terrible.

>>143319644
Valvrape

>>143320719
This would kill more than just /a/

>>143325437
with a script written by okada

>>143326048
And series composition by Urobuchi.

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>>143325830
I don't even watch pokemon anymore and I would be mad
I don't want it to happen but the shitstorm would be incredible, especially since I would be in too
Now imagine if Misty come back and win the ashbowl right under Serena
Greater shitstorm?
Revenge edition? NTR edition? Gen edition?

>>143325591

i don't think anyone actually cares about eva anymore.

>>143325277
There has already been a big influx from Nigeria, which is roughly half Muslim.

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Kana Hanazawa being confirmed for having worked in the JAV industry before.

>>143318980
Loli gets b& globally. I believe it wouldn't be just /a/, though.

>>143327500
I have a decent war chest saved up for such an occasion.

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>>143318980
Anno stops whoring out the Eva franchise.
The next codec change is going to provide weeks of entertainment too.

>>143321474

>>143322730
>>143324044
This was a shit day, board was overrun with the people who enjoyed it unironically.

>>143325437
>>143326048
>>143326111
>butcher
>okada
>trigger
Please don't even joke about this.

>>143326414
>anyone cares about eva anymore
Aleast a thread a day anon, you should have seen the shitstorm the evafags started when 2.22 came out.

>>143318980
Sequel to TWGOK manga...

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>>143318980
Code Geass season 3, Lelouch lives.

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>>143319644
My recent favorites are:
>Kirino wins
>Hisoka resurrects and kills Shalnark and Kortopi
The amount of tears those generated were priceless.

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>>143319644

This.

>>143318980
k**t-ai anime

Anno finally killing himself.

>>143329121
why would you want a sequel?

>>143319644
>Free
>Aku no Hana
>Hirohito
Don't remember.

>>143325277
>the first anime studio made entirely by muslims opens
>one day in the not so far future this will happen

School shooter makes a detailed thread on /a/ the night before. Writes a waifu manifesto that gets picked up by major news outlets.

>>143330713
>go to airport with an anime desktop on the phone
>get arrested by police
I can totally see that happen.

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>>143323794
>I'm actually a demon

>Just kidding

>>143318980
Berserk ends next chapter

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If moot dies.

>>143319644

>>143331661
>ecchi is pornography
This mod I swear.

>>143318980
>President Trump deciding to erase the impure from the anime.
I don't think anything else could top this.
>>143319644
>Shinka revealing her true character
>Slaine losing in the anime
>The whole Guilty Clown and KLK rides
>The whole P&S and Code Geass rides

But the biggest ones were when
>Tokyo made a bill to restrict anime
>2011 earthquake which caused all the anime to delay and people couldn't watch the Madoka finale.

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EZ

Ash winning a Pokemon League

>>143327782
Oh fuck I remember all the 10-bit shitstorm.
That was chaotic as hell.

>New Evangelion adaptation which solely focuses on battle between Asuka and Rei to win Shinji.

Bonus point: Cyberpunk style high school.

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>>143331661
What a moron.

>>143333831
I would honestly watch the shit out of that.

>>143320719
Berserk is a bit of a niche interest these days and won't cause a big of a shitstorm as say Code Geass R3 getting confirmed without Lelouch.

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>>143318980

Old Fuuka coming back.

>>143318980
Haruhi S3
Index S3/Index NT anime
Serena winning Ash/Ash winning Serena

>>143336427
What is even the point of Code Geass R3 without Lelouch. Though I agree, the shitstorm would be outstanding.

The death of sadpanda.

>>143336547
Well we got the movies

>>143336619
NewMoot said he doesn't understand why panda is posted on /a/. It would be hilarious if he bans pandathreads.

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>>143319644
>tfw me and thousands of anons taught it was gonna be FMP

>>143320719
>Literally "Yeah...Sorry" of Seinen

Neon Genesis Evangalion 2: Asuka's story

>>143319644
>when free was announced
Spoonfeed me?

>>143322609
man i miss slicing simian

>>143336449
>Old Fuuka coming back.

Wait what?

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>>143322518
>Tokyo's RX-78-2 dismantled

>>143337168
or beheading baboon, was it?

>>143318980
LWA full with berserk tier CG

>>143333066
>Trump not making anime great again

Eat shit, Bernnigger.