This cake is feeling lonely, /a/. How would you cheer her up?

>>143236525
Beer, chocolate, my dick, some loving and new shoes.

rainymood.com

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Compliment her suit. Suit girls are a best.

>>143236562

I'd rather tell her about the RULES OF NATURE

>>143236525
Ask her about her favorite anime and video games. Older ladies like those things, right?

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>>143236525
With two children

Talk about feet

I wouldn't even be in her life in any way. That one outclasses me likely.

Give her my big cock

>>143236525
>cheer her up
Why?

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>>143236737
What sort of hijinks?

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>>143236815
Hijinks of raising a family in rural Japan with the christmas cake you feel in love with and married
Why cant this be a series '_'

>>143236525
Eating her out

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>>143238070
That's pretty lewd anon.

>>143236525
With a warm cup of hot chocolate while our clothes are in the drier.

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>>143236525
Tell her that she was my favorite teacher in school, and I always loved her classes.

Then shyly admit I had a crush on her, gauge her reaction, and go from there.

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>>143236525
>day drinker
Into the trash like the rest of 'em.

>>143236525
With a home cooked meal at my place if she's willing. Just some small talk and some nice food.

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>>143236525
Pat her head.

1- cut a hole in a box

>>143241612
Keep your sick fetish to yourself, sicko.

>>143241612
L E W D
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>>143236525
Frost her

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>>143236525
Holding hands

>>143239244
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking during the day as long as you don't have to drive somewhere.

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>>143245388
Cake senseis were meant for holding hands.