Your waifu is crying, what are you going to do about it?

Use her tears for lubrication

>>143064608

Baste her butthole with my baby batter

>>143064608
Point and laugh

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>>143064608
Peewee action.

>>143064608
Hit her

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Give her a hug and tell her it will get better.

mobile suits don't cry

>>143064608

You mean, you can do more than just sex a sad women?

>>143065485
>Texhnolyze

It won't though. Nothing ever gets better in that show.

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>>143064608
Comfort her, find out why and do something about it, obviously.

>>143064608
Impregnate her.

>>143064608
Lick her nipples!

>>143064608
Cheer her up.

with my dick

>>143064608
I'd hug her and let her know I'm here for her.

>>143064608
Ask her what's wrong. What does she say to me, OP?

>>143066938
She says she isn't getting any younger and is concerned by the fact she didn't have any kids yet.

>>143067049
Yukarin please.

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Nothing because I am not actually real.

Something something, I am a werewolf.

Awoooga

>>143067049
Well then I offer to set her up with someone. I'll be her wingman at a bar, the best I can be.
There's no way she'd go for a guy like me.