Happy fathers day!

This is going to be a good thread

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Beat me to it.

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>>143046814
Motherfucker

>>143046814
Didn't expect this...

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Dads wanted.

>>143046814
EVERY TIME

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>>143046681
>>143046814
well that escalated quickly

I can't believe there are still people who don't know about this. Newfags get the fuck out.

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>>143047137
You sound like a really cool guy

>>143047127
>>143047171
God damn it.

>>143047137
Fuck off

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>>143047182
>>143047114

>>143047198
Newfag mad that he got exposed as a new fag?

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>>143046814
why did I join this thread

Gets me every time.

>>143047222
You sound mad man.
And stop samefagging

>>143047334
You don't know what that word means do you newfag? Now fag your way over to the /lgbt/ board and rid us of your faggotry.

>>143047171
Was it real?

>>143047171
did she died?

>>143047391
Shut the fuck up holy shit of course it was.

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Would you watch a daddaughtercest anime?

>>143047363

LOL PENIS

>>143046654
you fucking monster.

>>143047404
>did she died?
yes

clue the author left

1) father recording video for when he's down
2) he's burning incense in the appt (likely with her picture by it)
3) it's believed by doing this, you call the spirits of the dead.

the little girl is a ghost, he's watching the video and praying in remembrance for her. This manga makes me cry bitch tears every time I read it. Fuck you OP.

>>143047749

-additionally, father's clearly aged a number of years, yet daughter is the same age.

>>143047774
Maybe she's a midget.

>>143047749
Wrong.
- it's her mother's altar
- He didn't aged, just grizzled due to stress
Riko is alive and well.

>>143047877
Well, there's also still the clue that it (seems to be) summer and she's still wearing her winter school uniform.

>>143047774
>-additionally, father's clearly aged a number of years, yet daughter is the same age.
>he doesnt know about the japanese aging secrets

>>143047913
>summer
Just because the sun on the sky?

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Post more papa dojins.

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>>143047749
>>143047774

I just wanted to read a cute story before sleeping.

>>143046814
this get me everytime ....

>>143047877
Stay in denial fag. She's dead as shit.

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>>143047877
Riko is dead!

DEAD!

>>143047955
Because you can see cicada sfx written there.

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>>143047988
tfw no 2d daughteru

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I was ready to fap, but not to feel.

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>>143047988

>>143047749
Cicada is crying so the season is summer, probably obon.

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>>143046814

>>143047988
I don't like toddlercon but this one was just too much for my dick.

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>>143047171
Oh double dose of the depression, if it wasn't Emergence that set me off its this one right here. Thanks for that OP.

>>143046654
>>143046814
>>143047171
These sort of sad tragic stories (whether fiction or otherwsie) always cause a strange response from me.
I initially think nothing of it, then the sadness of the situation starts to set in.

Recognizing that emotional disturbance is clouding my mind I try to resolve the feeling. To do this I fully embrace the feeling and try to become as sad and generally "feeling" as possible.

Very quickly anything I felt about the story subsides and I return to a normal indifferent state of mind. That said, I have to wonder what kind of effect this has on my mind in both the short term and the long term. Perhaps nothing, or perhaps something so subtle I would never see it.

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>>143046654
I assumed they were father and daughter because (it's father's day) this page wasn't posted.

>>143046654
The cover can be misleading in some cases depending on how "corrupted" your mind is in comparison to its exposure to various kinds of media of the erotic. To an average person they would wonder what this is about with no real bad intentions, to someone different however they may jump to conclusions and assume the worst possible thing when given just a couple of pages with little context to go on. Still a good story though and it makes me feel the need to call my father right now and tell him what I should have said a while ago.

>>143047171
jesus christ what a rollercoaster of emotions

and its not even the first time i've seen it

>>143047171
On the hypothetical that you actually happen to be a father, exactly how effective would this be in gauging a response in comparison to someone who has never had children before?

>>143047171
I feel nothing from this. You fucking weak willed normalfags.

>>143049559
>normalfags
>on /a/

>>143049651
/a/ is the most normalfag board on 4chan.

>>143049677
Your thinking of /soc/ and /v/ really because /a/ still has some ways to go before you could even consider it to be normalfag tier.

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>>143046814
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

;.:

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>>143046814

>>143049677
>The board that flipped out when we were denied lolis.
>most normalfag

>>143049559
its ok anon, let it all out.

>>143049882
I'm serious, I rarely feel anything from one shots.

>>143049923
edgy.

>>143049874
You don't even have to like lolis to want to defend lolicons. Art is not real life and shouldn't be treated as such. It's as simple as that.

It's been a while, but it gets me every time how shit this story is. Only reason this exists is because there's a "twist" that betrays the original assumption. That's a really bad excuse for a story this length.

>>143049980
>You don't even have to like lolis to want to defend lolicons. Art is not real life and shouldn't be treated as such.
Thats something that a normalfag wouldn't willingly admit to though. Being sparsely connected to such things is social suicide in the eyes of a normal function member of society.

>>143049677
You don't probably visit other boards that much. I guess you could argue everything depends on your definition of "normalfag", but I fail to see how /a/ would fulfill any criteria.

>>143049940
I cry but it takes a lot to pull it out of me. More than some brief flash of sadness.

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>>143046814
tag : tears, father, daughter, mindbreak, nurse, cam, large insertion

>there are people who have seen this for first time
I fucking hate every one of you.

>>143050120
Just wait until it's time for the tsundere christmas carol and yukkuri abuse threads.

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>>143050175
I've got to dump True Happiness again someday.

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>>143050120
I've only been on /a/ for 5 years. Give me a break.
I've actually seen this what feels many like years ago. Might have only been as short as 8-10 months ago though. Not sure.

>>143046814
well, fuck. Every times is like the first time.

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Bestest dad coming through.

>>143050175
>tsundere christmas carol
I can't wait. The end of the year is the best time of year on /a/.

>>143047171
Thanks for posting the whole thing. You can take a bath with my daughter anytime.

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>>143047171
FUCK

>>143047171
why is it a different loli

I WANT TO BURN MIZU ASATO'S IDEA NOTEBOOK!!

>>143050329
Being Regis is suffering

Don't know what you guys are so sad about, she survived the surgery.

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>>143051055

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>>143046814
FUCK
i was NOT expecting that

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>>143051106

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>>143051286

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>>143051302

Why can't we have daily Yotsubato threads again?

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>>143051332

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>>143051382

>>143051286
rude

>>143050175
>tsundere christmas carol
Fuck, it's just six more months. Six months have passed.

>>143047412
A lot of people unknowingly already did

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>>143051409

>>143051360
Holy shit

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>yfw you will never have a daughter like yotsuba

>>143051356
Because the manga has become a meme

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>>143051436

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>>143051466

>>143051466
Hnnghh

Sure is summer up in here.

>>143051439
>>143051466
I'm scared

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>>143051487

>>143051360
That goat just wanted to make sure you weren't poisoning her kid.

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>>143051530
I don't think goats are that smart.

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>>143051550

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>>143051586

>>143051586
IT SPEAKS

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>>143051447
>yfw you will never have a daughter

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>>143051653

Wait, this is a real translation? I keep waiting for something to happen.

>>143046814
This is great for unearthing newfriends.

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>>143052104

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>>143051213
I remember when I used to get this happy about dumb shit.

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>>143052172

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>>143051436
The manga is a lie. Shut up.

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Thanks to the anon posting Yotsubato

First Father's Day after my father passed away. I miss him every day. The dump is helping me remember the good times.

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>>143051360
>>143051444

RULES OF NATURE

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>>143052267

what the fuck you piece of shit


i was expecting a DILF-loli porn


fuck you OP, eat a fucking dick

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>>143046814
you can't do this to me, /a/

i wasnt ready

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>>143046814
Gets me everytime

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>>143047171
>>143046814

>>143051615
rekt

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>>143052469

Wishing the best to all the dads on /a/!

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>>143052142
>I remember when I used to get this happy about dumb shit.
>the zoo
>dumb shit

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>>143052528

>>143046704
>it's only for me to watch when I'm sad
>>143047127
>he watched it
>incense smoke

She fucking died ;_;

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>>143052562

>>143052553
Where do you think you are

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>>143052593

>>143052593
SAKAMOTO-SAN

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>>143052596
>implying

>You will never channel your pedophilia into becoming the perfect father

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>>143052624
>Margherita
good taste

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>>143052770

>>143051360
>tfw yotsuba will never be your daughter

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>>143052751

This also happened to a Wizard recently.

>>143052840
Why would you go and ruin the happy mood I was in thanks to this thread anon?

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>>143052937
End.

Best Father's day. Thanks for the dump, anons.

>>143052964
Thanks anon

>>143052751
is there any more of this?

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>>143052964
Thanks doe the dump again anon

>>143052964

Thank you, Yotsubaposters are the best anons.

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>>143052907
>you will never have a sister that dies and leaves you her kid behind

>>143053230
N-no, I'd be a terrible parent.

>>143052328
>green
>butter flavored
???

>>143053335
Nothing the dick can't help with.

>>143052964
Thanks. Glad there's still some Yotsuba in this awful place.

>>143046861
>belly button is censored

>>143052751
Is this anon dead?

>>143053416
The author knows exactly the kind of degenerates we are.

>>143052907
Was it real or just someone parroting thing that happened years earlier?

>>143053584
Wasn't it the one where he went to the station to pick her up and then we never heard from him again?

>>143053416
it's super lewd

also, any more of that story with kaitlyn

>>143053584
>Was it real or just someone parroting thing that happened years earlier?

Not a copypasta, it's dated from mid-March and the thread is still up and running.

>>143047171
Fuck what you guys think. She survived.

>>143047913
>Well, there's also still the clue that it (seems to be) summer and she's still wearing her winter school uniform.

Seifuku looks the same as the April uniform referenced in >>143046894

I want to believe

>>143051332
>Heard you've been talking shit

>>143053416
>not knowing how lewd the belly-button is

>>143051286
RUDE

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>>143047127
>>143047171
I don't get it. Is she alive or dead?

>>143054710
Loli is kill.

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>>143054710
>I don't get it. Is she alive or dead?

I think it's written to be deliberately ambiguous. She might be alive and this is a happy ending, or she might be deceased, and Papa is just re-living a happy moment of memory, after watching the recording.

The clues in the story could point either way.

>>143051651
At least I have a niece,

No, wait. tumblr got a hold of her. I don't even have that anymore, apparently.

>>143054710
both

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>>143054948
>both

Schroedinger's Musume if she's already in a box she's definitely dead

>>143054805
So pages 24 and 25 can be his hallucination. It's like the author chickened out on a sad ending and tried to make an open ending instead.

>>143054710
>No man, I know it shows her alive but it actually means that she's dead and it's all a dream!
People who think like this should be sterilized. Why are people obsessed with seeing "They're really dead and it's all just a dream!" in everything? This is the manga equivalent of those retards who perpetuate the Squall is dead theory from FFVIII.

>>143054710
We don't know until we observe.

I kinda wish the girl from Emergence had a happy ending that she somehow got better ans the baby grew to be normal.

>>143054710

Believe what you wish. The clues are there that she has passed away but it's up to you to believe whether that's the case or not.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXrxm27PBvU

Does anyone else remember raising a Sim Daughter in Princess Maker? Did you grow up happy and healthy? Was I a good Papa to you?

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>>143046814
>>143047171
>dad's already old as fuck while the daughter is the same age
>either this is a hallucination or he had another daughter after the first one died

Goddammit

>>143055098
Then why is she still the same age while the dad visibly has gotten older and grown grey hair?

>>143055539
Extreme stress. Maybe. I dunno.

>>143055539
Look at a 10 year old and a 12 year old and tell me how much difference you can see between them. Look at a middle aged man who aged a couple years while thinking his daughter was going to die, and I promise you that you'll see a difference.

It doesn't surprise me that /a/ is full of kids who don't go outside and don't understand how fast the grey hairs start popping up when you get older and stressed out.

>>143055098
Little girls don't walk home alone after being released from the hospital anon.

>>143055539
>>143055499

It is stated that she's not even in middle school yet so at least a few years would have passed for her to actually be wearing the uniform. Whether you believe a few years is enough to warrant such an effect on the father is your own choice, it's not exactly uncommon to be hit with grey hair with in the space of a year or two.

>>143055499
I dont think that happened

during extreme amounts of stress, people's hair can turn gastly white

any father would be stressed as fuck to hell and back just praying for a good outcome for their daughter

>>143055539
Because after her surgery, he was diagnosed with leukemia but doesn't have the money for treatment after paying for her surgery.

He's looking at the video because he's sad that he won't be around to do all the things they promised to do together.

That's what happened, just accept it. She's alive and well.

>>143055701
>after being released from the hospital anon.
She didn't just walk out of the hospital. Are you actually retarded?

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>>143046814

damn.

>>143055619
I frequently study the bodies of ten and twelve year olds, and to a discerning eye, there are often large differences.

Of course, these do not necessarily translate into manga very well.
especially when they're clothed

>>143049677
>/a/
>most normalfag
what are /v/, /g/, /b/, or pretty much any other popular board

>>143049677
You obviously don't visit other boards

>>143056224
We do seem to have a pretty rampant infestation of them though.

>>143056179
Shut up, Thad.

>>143054710
she ded

>>143049677
What's so normalfag about /a/?

Why would you assume she's dead when she's pretty much shown to be alive on the last pages?

>>143056857
Because there are some retards who don't understand actual symbolism and think everything is actually a dream sequence because some character died.

>>143055499
Seeing Wakaba-chan cry like that makes me want to be her father

>>143056482
thad's dead

Would you name your daughter after an anime?

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>>143046814

>>143057095
no, but an anime character yes

>>143057095
Umaru so she can be a 4.0 anime and game loving daughter

>>143047171
I feel nuthin and dun ged it

>>143057095
Already named my daughter literally Legend of the Galactic Heroes

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>>143057095
If I ever actually find myself in a situation where I'm having a kid, specifically a girl, I'd like to name her Marissa. It's a normal enough name to not reveal anything.


and yes, I would totally dress her up for halloween and just say she's a witch

>>143057095
I would name my daughter Raymoo-

>>143057505
And then proceed to fuck her? I know you Touhou people well enough.

>>143057641
No. More like go on picnics, or out to the park, or something and have a nice relaxing and fun day.

>>143052553
/k/ is the better place to say that, due to the amount of vets and oldfags

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>>143057954
>mother/my waifu
Your mother is your waifu?

>>143058041
Reading isn't your strong suit is it?

>>143058102
I don't usually complain about ESL but your post wasn't the easiest to read either.

>>143058162
That anon's post was worded just fine.

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Happy father's day, /a/

>>143058245
It's definitely confusing because they didn't use the hyphenated form "would-be" which makes it a single word with a different meaning than the two words "would" and "be." Took me a second to parse it as well. I apologize for my shitty language.

>>143051433
Time passes by without a care for what you want, anon.

>>143058245
No, it really wasn't?

>>143058462
Yes, it really was?

I really want to be a father, /a/

>>143057095
I would name my daughter after the female protagonist of Dino Crisis.

>>143058677
>Dino Crisis
Until this point I was pretty sure I was the only one that played the games.

>>143058583
Go fuck a woman then, and be a motherfucker.

>>143057095
I would have to find a Japanese wife first to justify that
Help me, Abe-sama

>>143058898
I'm Asian, but I have a Mexican surname.
it's hard to think of an anime-inspired name that fits with 'perez'

>>143054710
She's the Schrodinger's loli

>>143058976
Chad.

Japanese use Maria a lot too even though it's the premier Mexican girl's name.

>>143059121
chad isn't a girl's name

>/a/
>reproduce

>>143059160
children can be both male and female. you can't guarantee your offspring's gender

>>143046814
die you little whore

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>>143058368
happy fathers day

>>143047749
The one contrarian autist who tries his hardest to push a retarded theory is always the most entertaining post of them all.

>>143059235
At least amazons and Touhous are always born female.

>>143050365
hello?

>>143053455
IIRC child services took her away from him because was being a creepy pedo.

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>>143052907
>now I can at least see a future, though it's not mine
Felt that
Being a parent, in a sentence

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>>143046814
Every time my heart loses

>>143058493
Y-You too

>>143047404
Yes.

>>143049384
Why the fuck would a girl use a victory sign in this situation?

The author wanted this to happen.

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>>143047171

I wake up
Enter this thread
Reads this entire dump
Day ruined all in the course of 4 mins.

At least you're being consistent, /a/.

>>143051055
T-thank you anon ;_;

>>143051286
Who the fuck doesn't look forward to visiting the motherfucking zoo

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>>143057095
IF by some miracle in the universe I find someone willing to be with me, no.

I'd just go with Danielle or Addison, or even Alice just so that I can call her Arisu

Is this the "react to a post with stupid reaction image because it has a lot of replies" mass meme?

>>143061190
No, it's just newfags.

>>143057095
People usually get married in their mid 20's-early 30's. I will spend all of those years of my life in Japan, so if I do get married and have a kid, it'll likely be half nip so I have an excuse to give it an animu name. I just can't make it something stupid like Nekohimesama.

>>143052561
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ZOO

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>>143047097
And now I'm crying

Same artist as Denki Gai? Can anyone confirm.

>>143054710

The author said it's meant to be ambiguous.

>>143046654
no sticky>?

>>143052848
ahhhhhh, true love.

>>143052304
kill yourself

>>143062058
Really?

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>>143051651
>Yfw you will never have someone to procreate with

>>143061614
Yes, Asato Mizu is the same creator.

>>143062829
Isn't this pretty terrifying thought? The fact you will never be attractive enough that someone will love you and want to carry your child? Your genes will disappear and the earth will remember you from nothing.

>>143062506
yes

>>143046814
oh fuck

>>143048736
Well, this was a pretty good pick-me-up after the depressing OP dump.

Anything more like this?

>>143063538
>and the earth will remember you from nothing

Just like 90% of all human beings ever born.

>>143047988
One day, I want a cute loli daughteru of my own.

>>143063902
>depressing OP dump.
Oh fuck off with this "She's dead!" bullshit.

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>>143047412
Implying I haven't.

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>>143058368

Happy Fathers Day!

>>143063956
I was referring to the biological footprint, not the historic one, to be fair.

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>>143046814
every year

>>143063538
Siblings already reproduced

>>143064409
Are you your sibling?

>>143064439
We share the same gene pool

>>143064472
If we go technical your genes most likely aren't identical to your siblings though.

>>143063538

I don't really understand why this matters in the least, to be quite honest. Unless there's something truly exceptional at work, genes in general aren't all that valuable. Mine sure as hell aren't. You're probably deluding yourself if you think yours are. I'm not Japanese either, so my not reproducing isn't contributing to some kind of population crisis, either.

The only impetus I'd ever have to reproduce is pressure from my family (ie, my parents or from a prospective spouse). There's no such pressure, and thus no impetus.