Kirito & Emiya Shiro vs You & Your Waifu

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>>142989089
She would shatter them into million pieces by herself

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>>142989602
>Implying that Asuka wouldn't fall into Shiro's comforting arms within the first few seconds of their meeting.

He'd fix her the save way he fixed Sakura, through his penis, all while you weep inside the shed prepared for you outside.

But hey, think of the bright side. Now, she can finally be happy in the arms of a man she truly loves.

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>>142989914
Unfair OP
Using two merry sues to get you way is cheating far beyond cheating.

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>>142989089
Funny you should ask. She'd dismember them.

>>142989982
Emiya has a cancerous fanbase, but he isn't a mary sue. Kitty-toe, on the other hand, holy shit

>>142990032
>Kitty-toe, on the other hand, holy shit
Ok but still why add the one of the kings of marry sues?

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>>142989914
Holy shit.....fuck the last line idc but this.....ship is so fucking disgusting, this picture you've just put in my mind....

Congratulations. You got me. Fuck you

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>>142989089
The only way my waifu would find interest in someone is if they kill her in a brutal fashion, which is not possible for those two. Too bad.

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>>142989089

My waifu is a multiverse+ magic god. Good luck.

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Shirou huh?
Well check this out

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>>142990091
>which is not possible for those two.

Oh, but it is.

Just not in this reality, mind you, but instead in a VRMMO.

Looks like the Black Swordsman will be adding another to his harem.

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>>142990358

> Implying that isn't Shiro before going to a costume party.

>>142989089
Kazuto Kirigaya is a girly boy who spends all day being a borderline NEET if he didn't go to school. He/she spends more time getting mistaken for a girl than getting /fit/.

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i think im good

>>142989089

She can't even see them, so yes. I'd just vaporize them both from orbit and move on.