Konosuba Choice

>>142961147
Yes please, I would like an oppai loli with a medium sized penis containing an endless amount of semen. Also if it would be possible, I would also like it so that her nipples are penetrable.

Got fireball whiskey and apple cider?

>>142961147
A Yunyun. Extra embarrassed.

Futanari on male.
Leglock.
Glasses.

Everything

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I'll have one Megumin in a school swimsuit and kneesocks please

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>>142961179
I'm sorry fags aren't allowed. Same goes for colored people.

>>142961475
Filthy half-elf only good for cumming inside.

A cutebus please

>>142961147
http://exhentai.org/g/945395/967d24f1dc/

>>142961147
I think the one he got was cute.

>>142961274
MUH NIGGA

I really just want to be a girl.

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>>142961572
it came.. it actually came

>>142961147
An incubus

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>>142961147
Can I volunteer to become a succubus here? I will work hard!!

>>142961652

You realize they're going to take your dick and your diet is going to be cum, right?

>>142961147
I WANT TO BE THE CUTE SUCCUBUS

>>142961475
Are latinos allowed?

>>142961147
Order for what?

>>142961677
Where do I sign?

>>142961728
>he doesn't know

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>>142961700
Technically and unfortunately yes.

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I want to fuck the smug off her stupid face hate fuck style.
I want to wrap a collar around her neck and choke her with it while I violently penetrate for throat with my he-man cock.
I want to decimate her anus.
I want to clean house.
I want to hold hands.

>>142961824
thank you

Yes, would like your finest succubus (male)

>>142961677
Stop with the damn sales pitch and give me the contract already you fuck, I already agreed.

>>142961572
All I'm getting is a panda image, where is the porn?

>>142961880
that's called a incubus anon

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>>142961902
>He doesn't know

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>>142961677
Why do you think I want to sign up? I'll help give anons wonderful dreams!

>>142961147
None, they all love Vanir anyway.

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>>142961902

I would like one succubus with the following features please.

- Dark skin let's say around milk chocolate level darkness.
- Tall like over 6ft.
- Very large breasts
- This last one is the most important. Must have a penis, testicles, and a vagina.

>>142961147
Put me in a coma and let me dream a happy dream forever

>>142961147
Milk, and a puppy.

>>142962040
But anon, that's pretty fucking gay. That's like getting blacked by some weird transvestite.

>>142962040
so you'd like to get fucked by a nigga

>>142962040
Race traitor, manlet and a faggot. Just wow.

>>142961902
Found the new fag

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>>142961902

>>142961902
Save yourself

>>142962040
So you want to get ass fucked by a nigger.
Just steal something and act like if you wanted to kill someone or hit someone during the robery. Turn yourself in afterwards, might get punched but you won't getshot dead at least.
Then just look for a guy named Bubba inside jail.

>>142961147
Can I please have an aryan übermensch well-bodied girl with blonde hair/blue eyes?

t. a shitskin with terrible genetics

>>142962481
>Bubba
That'd be a redneck desu.
>Tyrone
That's the nigga you'd be looking for.

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>>142961902
never fails

>>142961928
Looks like someone hasn't been reading enough doujin

>>142961627
I can make you a girl ;D

>>142962515
Bubba is usually black though.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bubba

>>142961974
What kind of dreams?

>>142961147
I want a leggy blonde with blue eyes and a decent set of tits. An Ace smart-ass tsundere is preferred. Long hair and emphasis on the dere. Not too much tsun.

>>142962528
>expecting japs to understand Sumerian mythology

>>142961902
I don't even have a chinese cartoon smug enough for this.

>>142961677
Just answer the important question.
Do I get to be a cute girl?

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I'll have the usual

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>>142961832
>I want to hold hands.
WHAT THE FUCK ANON

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>>142962729

Well yes, by definition you will be a cute girl who absorbs the vital essence of men through every orifice you have

Also you'll have to dress like this

Uniform and everything

>>142962735
Lolikos are not for lewd.

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I'll take this cutey

Kasuma has good taste

>>142962797
You're making me want to do this even more.

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>>142962797
You make a compelling case, but I prefer horns over headwings.

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>>142962604
What kind of dreams do you want?

>>142962797
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing, anon. Maybe you'd rather be the one providing the essence, but some of us degenerates couldn't wish for anything more than to be the cute succubus.

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>>142963381

Sorry but only nee-san succubi get horns

You'll have to work really hard if you want to be that horny

>>142963408
Sexy dreams that I won't want to wake up from.

I want to fuck a cute succubus girl. Big boobs or small boobs as long as I get a cute succubus I don't mind.

>blogshit

>>142961147
I wonder if they'd allow you to order more than one, threesome fun?

>>142964366
But how exactly is a succubus supposed to collect semen from just hand holding and head pats?

>>142964366
Rough, hard anal prone boning.

>>142963004
Ill have what hes having.

I would also point out that Kasuma didnt necessarily order her, she was most likely just there to deliver his dream.

>>142961902
fucking fucking newfag.

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>>142961147
Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery
One medium body, only a bit of breasts but extra ass. Actually, make that a double order of ass. For toppings could I get some Naizuri, armpit licking, annilingus, deepthroating - ah, if at all possible could those last two be paired together? Thanks. Then, I'll also have black hair, long cut -yes, the longer the better- a little bit of urination but not too much, just like a sprinkle of it, some anal... actually a lot of anal, a bit of some ahegao and a lot, a lot of yandere. Just douse the whole thing in yandere, really, gimme all that you got. If you've got any, then a vaginal sticker would be great, too.

Oh, and hold on the scat and futa. I'm allergic to trash fetishes so if I see any of that garbage, I won't pay.

>>142961572
its.....its.....beautiful

Someone with no job and to much time on their hands should put together a succubus order form for reposting.

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>>142961902
https://nhentai.net/g/166661/

>>142962666
What are you doing here, satan? A surprise inspection of the store?

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>>142961902

>>142964802
This man gets it.

>>142964503
The implications of this are quite something.

>>142964802
>Just douse the whole thing in yandere

Listen to this anon, he knows what he's talking about.

>>142964366
Nope. I'm gonna fuck all your holes and you're gonna like it.

>>142964503
By patting his penis head with your womb, baka!

>>142961147
Just give me that blonde succubus in the background and tell her to femdom me up. I want to be slapped and spitted on.

>>142965409
>spitted
Maybe she should sit down and teach you english first.

>>142965441
I prefer 30 smug faces to 60 people asking for sauce and 80 people giving it to them.

>>142961147
Give me a submissive and innocent girl that I can do terrible things to. Oh if you can make her resistant to internal damage that be neat.

>>142965555
You may have quads, but your example literally never happens. If someone asks for sauce and someone gives it to them then usually you get a "thanks" and the thread moves on. Just from my experience of spoonfeeding people. But then again I guess the behaviour on /gif/ is a thing.

Ok, I want an experienced succubus, do not send a rookie.

Make her long haired an big breasted, taller than me. I want ryona fist, and I'm going to go all out, broken bones the whole thing. Then I want to embrace her and cry on her bosom. I'll just cum inside her to fulfill the contract after that.

>>142965582
I wonder why /a/ is so gay. Not that i'm complaining.

>>142961147
Yeah uh I would like a girl who is

1) taller than me
2) older than me
3) hates me but still forced to do it with me
4) beautiful and sexy
5) may or may not be a vampire
6) all of the above

>>142965441
We post smug pictures because it's funny, and fun to make fun of an idiot.

There's no reason to keep a thread on the rails. Derails are a harmless and natural process of posting on 4chan, anon. That's part of the fun. I'd much rather have fun mocking some idiot and let the thread take a new direction as a result than seriously compromise the quality of the board just to placate some idiot too stupid and lazy to figure things out for himself. If your attitude is to think that a derail is somehow a thread failure-state, and that you have to spoonfeed to prevent it, then every lazy saucefag is suddenly holding your precious discussion topics hostage. Where's the incentive to NOT come into threads and whine about sauce and spoonfeeding if they know you'll give it to them, no questions asked?

By spoonfeeding you just encourage spoonfeeding, and that hurts the quality of a thread far more than a little discussion detour or a few smug anime girls ever could.

>>142961147
Since it was mentioned as an option in the show I'd like to become the softest succubus possible and work for you. Humiliation and abuse would be totally fine, in fact it would be preferred.

>>142961147
The whole Succubus Store.

>>142965555
Go to /jp/ and see how it works out.

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>>142965710
Yeah, you're actually right. I really don't want /a/ to become like /gif/. Besides, i'm derailing from the main topic right now, and I love it.

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At least post the menu

>>142961147
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

>>142965582
I'll kiss you while I fuck you missionary position, does that work?

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>>142964661
The fact that I'll never be a cute, buttslut succubus should not be this saddening.

>>142965582
Half an hour of nothing but intense French kissing.

You're gonna be the horniest motherfucker after that anyway.

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>>142965441
Protip to anyone quietly reading this: there are several sites that have /a/'s sekrit club's contents and don't require any silly access rituals. Take this opportunity to find them. Or, figure out how to get past the panda.

You have options, is the point I want to get across.

>Blogging
>Roleplaying
>Spoonfeeding

What a cancerous fanbase.

Cancer

>>142961147
What is today's special?

>>142965890
I'd like both brown choices from the top two rows, thanks.

>>142966183
pikachu

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>>142965946
W-well... I'll endure! Definitely! It's better than something lewd!

>>142965890
me on the left

>>142966269
You're aware that prostitutes won't do French kissing because it's so much more intense and personal than vaginal intercourse, right?

Found the kissless virgin.

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>>142965890
I am way too indecisive.

>>142966183
Old hag with big tracks of land

>>142966117
Well, if you're a succubus, shouldn't you do your best to take care of the needs of your master? Making out with me and rubbing your body against me would just leave me horny and frustrated, don't you think?

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>>142966299
Eh? W-well, just because I'm a succubus doesn't mean I'm not a virgin! And... and no to the french kissing if it's something like that!

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>>142965890
I'll take these three.

>>142965890
That Wizcubus is too soft to resist.

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>>142961902
>>142962691
now you do.

>>142965890
I'll take the one with the boots. The rest of them are disgusting high heelers.

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>>142966377
That's... I-I could use my hands... But only if you really need me to!!

>>142966071
Do you even summer?

>>142964861
I'LL DO IT

>>142962666
>>142964910
Satan is a confirmed fan of Sumerian lore.

>>142965890
I will have the DFC in 1st and 3rd row.

>>142966562
We can go smugger

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>>142966604
You have one shot. Make it count.

>only women
c-can I order a man?

>>142966980
No.

>>142966586
You can use your hands if you want, but only if you catch all my semen when I cum, and slurp it all up while I watch.

>>142966586
Can we just cuddle?

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>>142966980
I guess, it's just a dream, after all.

>>142964365

Well yeah obviously

But that costs extra

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>>142961147
Could I instead request a succubus to attend to another person, and have them see an incredibly erotic dream featuring myself?

>>142966980

You can order a succubus with a dick

Does that count?

Cringe

>>142967203
You get off to cringing?

>>142967115
My instinct born from many years of experience is telling me not to save this. That means this probably has a penis.

>>142965890
I am a man of wealth and taste and therefore must sample your entire staff. All I ask is that you provide me a group shower room in addition to the Master Suite.

I'll be bringing my own Red Bull.

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>>142963004

Wait a minute....

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>>142967310
That would be correct.

>>142965709
>hates me but still forced to do it with me

I'd like it if she starts off hating me but gradually grows to like me but is very unwilling to admit it. I'd then coax her true feelings out from her through repeated dickings.

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I didn't realize until I started reading this thread that I haven't cum in like 3 or 4 days

>>142965946
This is how I want to taste Yunyun's mouth.

>>142965890
I'll take all dfc and the chick from the 4th row in the last column

>>142967508
Hah, that's funny.

I stimulated my prostate with a dildo and came from that a couple of minutes ago..

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>>142961147
One demon with extra loli and a side of leg-locking.

>>142965441
>providing source is bad because it derails the thread

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>>142965891
>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

>>142967565
As expected of /a/

>>142966980
Go be a fag somewhere else.

>>142967418
megumin?

>>142967663
>nhentai
what a shithole.
I brose that shit from my phone and the amount of pop-up ads and shit is crazy.
I guess it's my fault for using the default browser of my phone but movil chrome is just as shit.

>>142967418
>>142963004

He ordered the girl of his dreams and he got succubus Megumin?

How much does a succubus' virginity cost?

>>142967649
Good, you're in the right mindset at least. Watching you do that will probably get me horny again though, you aren't just going to get me off with your hands again are you?

>>142965890
That is absolutely disgusting. Whoever that artist is he should kill him self for making every one of them fat.

>>142962836
Lolikos are best for lewd.

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>>142965640

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I'll have the adventurer special

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A FEMALE VERSION OF MYSELF SLOWLY TEASING ME, WITHOUT ANY NUDITY

>>142961147
Anal with an inexperienced loli succubus. I'd like to cum while buried to the very hilt inside her butt while she sits on my lap and leans back on my chest.

>>142961652
>>142962797
>>142963004
>>142963408
>>142964366
>>142964706
>>142965582
>>142965921
I wouldn't even ask for a dream, I would just want this succubus. I'd try to find a way to take her in to live with me and take care of her.

>>142968233
>inexperienced loli succubus

I wonder at what age a succubus needs to start eating in their world?

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How about I impregnate one of your employees and make 'em unable to continue the business and I repay the damages by marrying and taking her with me?

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I'll have one order of BLASPHEMY, please

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>>142961147
This one please.

>>142968415
But what are the rules for impregnating a succubus? She cant get pregnant every time she imbibes a mans seed, she would be pregnant all the time.

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>>142968510
I'm a special kind of wizard anon, my secret technique has been charged for ages since I turned into an adult and is powerful enough to ignore defenses

Also I'm a virgin

>>142968597
>Also I'm a virgin

That could very well be the condition.

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>>142967903
W-what else do you want, then?

>>142968376
If you promise to be nice, then... maybe...

post more SUCC

>Mods get buttmad when people discuss the LN
>Let roleplaying/avatarfagging/blogging shit alone

Fuck you mods.

>>142968772
Well, obviously I want you to turn around and bend over, so that I can take you from behind and listen to you squeal while I do it.

>>142961147
Dark skin, flat chest loli succubus pleae

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>>142969098
Delivered

>>142969293
But that's an incubus my dude

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>>142969105
>arimasen

>>142968400
Isn't that what nourishes them regardless of age? Presumably the succubus mother would provide semen to her daughter until they become sexually attractive and can find sustenance themselves.

Which could be any age depending on how much of a pervert lolicon you are.

>>142969351
it's a succubus (male), not an incubus; learn the difference!

>>142961572
>leg lock
>nakadashi
>no impregnation
Damn so close.

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>>142968400
10 years old.

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I would like this please.

>>142970148
Hey, it comes with meat curtains!

>>142961902
Hah

>>142970067

How long did it take her to actually do it?

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>>142969018
I already told you, t-that kind of thing is too pervy!

>>142970224
Im pretty sure the writer chicken shitted out of ever having her suck cum. Pretty disapointing. Even if its his own work, forcing human morality on other creatures disgusts me. Its worse than censorship. If the guy was such a pussy, he should have picked a different monstergirl to writing about.

>>142970148
>not an onahip

>>142970337
So you're saying I need to take you by force? I can do that too. I'm sure it won't be too difficult to hold you down and get your panties off. You should enjoy it, no? Getting fucked and filled with semen?

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I'll have what he's having.

Would it be considered rude to fuck a succubus in the ass?

yes. I would like a beautiful gyaru that acts slutty but is secretly pure

-Larger than average breasts
-my at least 5ft 5
-Virgin
-akward blowjobs that rapidly get better overtime
-puffy vulva
-Shy once she sees my dick
-limited amount of stamina so she passes out halfway through then wakes up orgasming
-hyper sensitive
-Hand holding
-leg lock
-missionary position
and also a marriage registration form.

>marriage registration form.
DIABETUS

>>142961147

A little bit of Everything

>>142971133
B-b-but she poops from there!

Wait, does a succubus even poop?

>>142971145
fuck i forgot something important
headpatting and interlocking fingers

>>142971344
anime females dont poop. thats just another hole they can get pregnant from.

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>>142961147
/ss/ for days

>>142971398
Isn't it lewder if they actually poop from there? She'd get all flustered, and you'd be able to feel her embarrassment as her shit hole rhythmically clenches around your dick.

>>142971721
no

>>142971721
just put expanding eggs in her butt as a substitute for poop. she'll be just as embarrassed and feel it alot more. like in (C87) [Tiramisu Tart (Kazuhiro)] Kougyaku Ingi [English] [desudesu]

best part about it. you'll have some freshly expanded eggs for a meal.

>>142971721
Just as long as it's been properly cleaned beforehand. There's nothing worse than shitdick.

>>142972048
I'll properly clean it with my tongue.

>>142961147
Do they suck you off during the sleep to take your life energy or whatever is it that they harvest?

>>142962523
Friendly reminder that the admin is a ponyfag, and you are all his gay hooflickers.

>>142972127
Shit-tongue is actually probably something worse than shitdick.

If you like scat you should literally kill yourself.

>>142972179
They didn't specify. But they ARE succubuie. Girls got to eat.

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>>142972237
Haifuri gave me a toilet fetish.

>>142972179
If we go beyond the japanese porno succubi depiction, then they'd be able to claim some of your life-force indirectly just by virtue of the fact that you signed a contract with them with that as payment. If you offer it up willingly, they don't have to fuck you to take it.

Contracts and written agreements in general are a big deal when it comes to western mythology.

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>>142972311
Really? It gave me a yuri fetish

>>142972186
Why does everything have to be political? The website gets me porn, I don't give a fuck who runs it.

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>>142972327
No, fuck you.

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>>142961147
Hi I'll take one of everything

>>142972311
I have the most specific combination of fetishes.

I like girls on the toilet but it's mostly a humiliation thing. I'm not into scat, I'm only into pee a little bit (also just as a humiliation thing).

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>>142972404
ONE OF EVERYTHING?

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>>142972360
Yes. Their lack of toilet paper, inability to flush and seawater being sprayed up assholes has done things to my brain. I can't stop thinking about the Haifuris pissing and taking shits now.

>>142972404
As a noobie adventurer, dont write checks your vitality cant cash.

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>>142972477
I guess it's a good thing I don't write checks.

>>142972424
The Haifuris discuss their toilet paper usage amongst themselves, does that suit you?

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I would like 2 girls, please.

First
>3'
>C-cup breasts
>Light skin
>Loli pussy

Second
>5'5"
>D-cup breasts, lactating
>Light skin
>Functional dick but no balls
>Teen pussy
>Basically a dickpussy

Thank you.

>>142972327

A tiny and cute tomboyish, 11 year old succubus begins its' first journey. Men have to hit her cervix with their dicks (the girl IS TINY, so it's not that hard) to establish a contract, and she has to visit these people once a week to suck up their lifeforce.

However, one day she meets a certain tiny-dicked man. She thinks about leaving and going to an another man at first, but that guy convinces her to stay.

He grabs a couple of weird tools, and tells the succubus to breathe and calm down. He causes a cervical prolapse as the girl winces, screams and moans in pleasure/pain, and that guy successfully establishes a contract with her.



I'm ESL, I tried...

Where's that succubus order form? I want it.

Um yes, let me get the #2 with cheese, no onions. And one happy meal.

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>>142961147
I will take one tomboy Christmas cake Elf with extra brown and weird tanlines.

>>142972813
I'm not sure why you tried, but you certainly did.

Reminder that all succubi are in love with Vanir, and you silly mortals are like cattle, or at best kids to them

>She appeared to have spotted the photo collection that the loli succubus wrapped in her arms, close to her chest.

>“I am a fan of the clairvoyant Vanir-sama! To us, Vanir-sama is handsome! Sexy!! Vicious!! I cannot accept that Vanir-sama would be made a fool of by a mere human…!”

>It was Moi photo collection.

>Using a magic camera that Moi obtained through certain connections, Moi – partly for fun – had taken some pictures of Moiself. Moi then tried a limited print release, but had never expected the nearby succubus to make the product fly off the shelves.


>“This is a collection of photos of Moi no-holds-barred stark-naked visage. Moi had tried a limited release, and it was extremely popular amongst the succubi. As of now, it is a premium item.”

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>>142965890
oh my god
OH MY GOD
OHH MY GOOOOOOOD

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>>142961147

My tastes are pretty vanilla. Would have to be a Tsun loli bitch. Who will step on me, kick me and tall me trash. Then glare at me through intercourse with watery eyes. Also as a requirement. Should ask me "How do you feel about your self now that you have came in a elementary schoolers vagina?"

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>>142961147
I'll like a nice 3some with beautuful milf and her cute trap son

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>>142972311

>>142973092
>Should ask me "How do you feel about your self now that you have came in a elementary schoolers vagina?"


Reading that gave me a boner. Partly because I can relate, because I did something when I was a kid in elementary..

You certainly know how to turn people on, maybe you should become a succubus.

I would like one who is very inexperienced, but very eager to please. Shy and easily embarrassed is a plus. Nice thighs and hips, not fat but not overly skinny. Average breasts, cute face.

When can I expect my order to be delivered?

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>>142961147
like this OP?

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>>142961147

>>142973256
I WANT TO DRINK HER PISS

>>142968400
>http://exhentai.org/g/566481/a30a1e246d/
According to this doujin I would say instantly after birth.

>>142973384
>>142973430

Oh god. Please tell me this Doujin doesn't end up with like NTR or Scat or whatever the fuck ruins most Doujins?

>>142961147
succubus proof glass

>>142973560
I want you to drink MINE after I have retrograde ejaculated, you'll have tons of fun.

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>>142973605
Darkness proceeds to screw around with the loli succubus and the owner succubus and then with aqua and megumi

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>>142973432

>>142973916
Are you a lewd little girl?

>>142964802
muh nigga

>>142974201
yes, I am~!

>>142974086

Sounds pretty good to me. Any reason why she's doing this?

>>142974284
Can you prove it?

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>>142961902

>>142974774
N-no, oniisan.

>>142974086
>>142973430
>>142973384

Fuck me, I've been looking everywhere and can't find it, can I at least have the name?

>>142970862
Death by snu snu is best death.

>>142961425
I liked this picture til I actually looked at the swimsuit. It lacks detail entirely. its more like a blue blob censoring her

They need a truce agreement in writing because they count as trash mobs in their video game worlds, succubus always need to take your cum so incubi can impregnate women. Other demon contracts are for metaphysical possessions like souls.

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>>142968033
Juost blowing some steam, anon, don't worry.

Besides, I still don't know if I have a ryona fetish for sure,I'm just curious.

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>>142961902

>>142975538
I'll have it uploaded to sadpanda later today

>>142961182
No cinnamon toast crunch allowed, pleb. Cider is meant to be drank pure.

>>142970180
holy shit, never noticed that. fucking gross 3DPD toy.

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>>142961902

>>142961274
The only correct answer

I would like a dream with a fluffy foxgirl. Lots of headpatting, hugging and tailbrushing.

>>142961147
>tfw the Konosuba OVA comes out a couple days after I leave for a month with no internet

>>142961147
I want both Monkey and Kobayashi from Ranpo Kitan. Thank you in advance.

I just want to fulfill my dream of being a radiation technician. I'd check for leaks and go around making neighborhoods safe.

>>142965890
I see Wiz Yunyun and Darkness, but where are Aqua and Megumeme?

>>142978007
What would you do if a loli opened the door and her parents weren't home?

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>>142968199
>cfnm
>selfcest

You are onto something anon. Let's tailor that a bit more

>female self
>christmas cake
>overworked, jaded, with sullen eyes
>disheveled
>healthy legs
>wearing nothing but an oversized shirt

What am i missing?

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>>142978065
That's dangerous. Something terrible could happen to her, nobody would be around to help, and the perpetrator would get off scott free.

I'll have to teach her a thorough lesson about opening doors for strangers.

>>142978162
You better make sure she won't forget it.

>>142978224
I would imprint the lesson in her mind and body. She wouldn't forget these important street smarts even if she grew up or moved away.

>>142972772
Coming right up. You'll get 1 cup on the house.

I want to be a cute little girl and do lesbian stuff with other cute little girls

>>142980665
http://exhentai.org/g/71782/fa22d4b3d2/

>>142980737
Holy fucking shit this is incredible

>>142961147
i believe i will try everything on the menu. i would hate to be disrespectful to this wonderful establishment

>>142963381
I'm sorry to be that guy but sauce?

>>142981423
Sauce was already given.

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>>142961902

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>>142961147
Please excuse me for my deviant tastes, but only you have what I need.

I wish for a kind, loving, motherly succubus who'll be extremely understanding and kind, who I can love with all my heart, and her me. I don't care if she has quirks of her own, or her personality is outwardly cold/cruel, or kind and warm. We can have our bad days, but most of our days would be good. We'd get married, and settle down, have fun adventures now and then, and raise a lot of well adjusted children who go on to become vital and loved parts of their world, and yet have room to grow and be themselves

That's not too much to ask, is it?

>>142961902
try google "How to access sad panda"

And if you ever have a problem with anything - remember to ask your old bud, google

>>142963621
This just makes me think she has plenty of semen to suck to grow up like her Onee-chan

>>142966033
It's not even a secret club, it's just the principle source for uploads. There's a wealth of japanese raws as well that go untranslated you won't find anywhere else.

On the other had, panda got wiped so you need the other websites who still have artists like Boshii for example.

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>>142961902
Summer is here

>>142961147
I'd like a Number 7 with a coke.

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>>142983333
Reminder that the only bad thing about summer is new people complaining about summer. (Protip: it's bad year round. Lurk more until you realize this.)

>>142983840
that sounds exactly like something a summerfag would say.

>>142961902
how can people fall for this

>>142961147
A maid with large breasts serving me dinner while she stands around and wait until I ask her to sit down and rest a moment. Yeah... that's the stuff.

>>142961902
how did so many retards fall for this, it's obvious as fuck

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>>142984230
FINDS A WAY

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>>142961147
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>142984230
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466206876023.webm

>start out as a regular eris cultist, worshipping best girl
>finally get around to read megumin's sidestory
>that entire volume about Axis cultists
God man, it seems to be so fun to be an Axis cultist, just living life to the fullest and sexually harass women everywhere you go.

is it morally acceptable to use the succubi to fuck your waifu

>>142985502
*A simulacra of your waifu

>>142972946
Vanir is the best husbando.
>Duke
>Nude model
>Will always listen to your complaints
>Earns large amounts of money
>Always knows what you want
>Proactive in keeping the public grounds clean

>>142961475
Okay mohammed.

>>142961572
>http://exhentai.org/g/945395/967d24f1dc/
Excuse me? I just got some bear pic so can I get any downloadable link please?

>>142961147
just give me the succ senpai

>>142961147
Soapy loli heaven.

>>142984578
>"Why you ain't blastin Smoke?"

>>142962528
just because it came from porn doesn't make it not retarded

>>142961928
incubus implies something that penetrates others anon

>>142988942
No it doesn't

>>142989034
Trapfags insist on feminizing the object of their fetish because it makes it easier for their mental gymnastics to justify why masturbating to the idea of fornicating with another man is somehow not gay.

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>>142961147

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>>142973014

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>>142970355

>guy

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>>142961274

Here you go

Want any side dishes with that?

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>>142989407

>>142978109
sultry background music by Kenny G followed by light petting. It has begun...

>>142965890
I'll have a best tom-brown combo meal with a sugar-tits to go

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>P-p-please, customer-san! It's my first day! I don't know anything about these ecchi things you want me to do! I haven't even heard of some of them!

>Besides, you don't w-want me! I'm just a virgin!

What do you do?

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>>142990126
>customer-san

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>>142990126
where do we begin?

>>142990126
trick her into thinking sex is just jumping up and down on a bed
then we spend the night jumping on a bed.

>>142969580
Still a male so no, unless you're using some warped hentai definition.

>>142990126
That's not what I asked for, but training play is fine too.

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>>142990126

Commit a crime

please stop
this thread makes me wish for something I will never have and it only gets better and better the more I read

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>>142990301
>unless you're using some warped hentai definition.

>>142990256
I like it

>>142990256

You realize that's going to confuse the hell out of her next customer right

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>>142961147
I'll have a cake with some milk.

>>142990256
that actually sounds comfy as fuq. Good Job Anon!

>>142965890
Holy shit my dick.

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>>142990126

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>>142961572

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Ill take this this one for now, I'll get her sister tomorrow

>>142991250

You will not survive.

>>142976944
Sasuga Kalevala-sama.

>>142965890

Pretty limited menu, but I guess I'll take Darkness over there. Dress her in a sling bikini and twintails hairstyle with matching ribbons.

>>142991250
That is hellspawn with the intention to snuff out all life on the planet, not just a regular semon demon

>>142961147
Turn me into a futanari onesan and hand me over a regular loli

>>142961902

You are doing it on purpose aren't you?

>>142990564
Itou Eight right?

>>142987656
Oh man, that's sounds really good. A private loli soapland.

>>142961147
I'd like the oyakodon special please:
Mother
>soft and curvy
>love handles
>short wavy hair
>kind and motherly
Daughter
>thin and slender
>Aika level flatness
>twintails
>reluctant but curious

Mother teaching her daughter how to service a man, ends with both impregnated and holding hands as I start my wonderful family life.