Haifuri

>>142957660
PV fucking when? the wait is making me anxious

>>142957660
is this kancolle spin-off?

>>142957744
no is the kancolle killer

>>142957744
its more of a GuP but has a different and worse plot

Episode 11 preview out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QA7xY4P1sc

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EPISODE 11 PV MIRROR

https://0x0.st/TcG.mkv

>>142958297
thanks anon my usual methods weren't working

>>142957761
The only thing Hai-Furi can kill is Musashi, because we're gonna go all Leyte Gulf up in this bitch.

>>142958511
Moka-chan will live.

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Will this ship ever sail or Maron is destined to stay in the friendzone forever?

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>>142958297
Thanks

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>>142958297
Alpha Rin snapping people out of something incoming

>>142959503
Maron could never compete with Shiro's fat ass.

>>142957660
You wish.

Will we ever see this kind of fluffy character design again?

>>142959690
In S2 when we get fluffy christmas cake blumers

>>142960116
You wish.

>>142957660
Moka-chan is cute! CUTE!!

>>142959562
She's planning to ram the Harekaze into the Musashi like a true alpha

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>>142961506
Only Mike is allowed to ram her Harekaze into Moka's Musashi.

I think I heard something like the New Harekaze in the PV. I wonder what they added.

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>>142962181
Their gun got upgraded again.

>>142962181
Tactical nuke launcher

>>142962283
How much will those help against the Musashi?

>>142962283
Isn't that a german gun?

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You will never date Kuro.

;_;

>>142963033
Why would I date trash

>>142963033
Why didn't Mike's luck let her win?

>>142963080
Her luck was actually bringing her more harmony among the crew, which required Kuro to vent her jealousy by decking Mike.

>>142963345
>decking
Heh nice one

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>>142962283
What is that? Doesn't look like the autocannons from the modern-day Independence-class or Akizuki-class that we've seen in-show. They remind me the most of the 5"/38s in single-gun turrets from WW2-era American DDs, but the turret doesn't really match up either. The show hasn't really made up weapons up until now, so I suspect it's a real-life weapons system.

It appears their FCD got upgraded, too. In fact, it appears to be a version of the FCD mounted on the Fletchers at some point in time. So maybe those guns actually are 5/38s.

>Long Lances with American guns and fire control
Oh shit.

>>142963886
It kinda looks like the guns on the german Z-class destroyers

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Fresh from the oven.

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>>142963938
Possibly. Most of their destroyers had single-gun mountings with gun shields instead of a true turret, though some of their final destroyers did have true single-gun turrets.

That said, the fire control director makes me think of a general all-American upgrade.

>>142964539
The picture is small as fuck, but could it be this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12.7_cm_SK_C/34_naval_gun

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>>142964703
The turret's a bit different, but the main problem with it being that gun is that that gun was never placed in a turret mounting as seen in the PV. They simply had gun shields and were open and exposed in the back. I think the only turreted German DD guns of WW2 were the 6" guns.

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNGER_5-45_skc34.htm

The new FCS is the us Mk37 and the gun mount is the US 5"/54 cal Mk39 which were only fitted to the Midway class CVs AND-- the JMSDF Akizuki and Teruzuki the first destroyers built in Japan for the JMSDF in 1959/60
http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_5-54_mk16.htm

>>142964319
She's blonde but not German, what was she doing at the ovens?

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>>142965237
>5"/54 cal Mk16 (fixed for you)
Ah, right. Forgot about those Midway secondaries. Thank you.

>>142965690
Mk 16 is the designation for the tube, Mk39 is the number for that mount.
The fully automatic Mk42 mount used that same tube. For that matter the Mk45 gun uses the same tube, its just that with it the Navy stopped distinguishing between the tube and the mount.
There is one Mk39 mount in service at White Sands. Its still being used to test new projectiles for the the 5"/54 and 5"/62 guns as its easier to load experimental projectiles with its old manual loading/power ramming than setting up a complete Mk45 mount with all its under-deck autoloading gear.

>>142965384
Getting nice and smug.

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Episode 11 anticipation thread.

>>142966750
Will Mike finally meet up with her girlfriend?

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>>142966968
But she's always been at her side the entire time.

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>badly drawn Mayumi doujin
Nobody asked for this.

>>142968575
>silly ship
>in a Haifuri thread
Well, I guess it's in the spirit of the show.

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>>142968913
This was cute as heck though

>>142965237
So America is still friends with th Japan in this continuity?

>>142966968
No, Moka will still be stuck on the Musashi.

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Why is Shiro shouting again?
And why does the whole crew have "what the hell did she just said" reaction?

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>>142974016
>RAM THE MUSASHI

>>142974016
Ramming speed.

>>142974104
Why do they even have that?

>>142974195
To ram things, of course.

>>142975786
Maron is not for lewds.

>>142975786
No.

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>>142976314
>>142976325
There is no reason for being this prude

>>142976484
Delete yourself.

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>>142976731
Can't write prude without rude, I guess

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>>142977242
Happy belated birthday.

>>142977419
The best cooks.

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They better start calling her Minami-chan from now on.

>>142979629
Or -tan

>>142979629
Why?

>>142979732
She's way younger.

>>142979802
So?
She's still their intellectual superior.

>>142979917
Even if your little sister is way smarter than you, you still call them -chan.

>>142980129
No, I don't.
Respect is earned, not a matter of age.

>>142981339
How can it be the last scene if they aren't naked and sweaty yet?

>>142981597
Only Mashiro would be naked and sweaty, and that's only if she gets caught by her family. The rest of the crew are not degenerates.

>>142983490
>this is all the screentime Moka ever got

How will they make her likable in the time they have left?

I hope they don't resolve everything with skippers again.

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>>142985128
Skippers are the new planes.

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>Girls, it's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your school. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond, that exists only in combat, among sisters. You've shared tanks, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.

>>142985667
Why does Mike look so bored? She's in danger of dying.

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>>142985769
She couldn't get german pussy

>>142985894
She already has Mashiro and Moka waiting for her. She should stop being greedy.

>>142986165
Don't forget Rin.

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So smug.

Coco is best girl

You can't argue this
Well, actually you can, but only if you say it's Mina

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>>142988889
Not even the best duo.

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>>142988889
Coco is a stealth best girl. Torpedo-chan is best, but Coco being Coco hits me in all the right places a best girl would.

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>>142988889
If you would have gotten those quints, you would have been undeniably correct.

Zona best girl

>>142990188
>Isoroku's paw and face
"What are layers?"

>>142990342
Don't be so hard on IMS, they're giving their best on episodes 11 and 12.

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>>142990188
The navigation department is full of cuties.

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Mimi is CUTE

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Well, /a/, let's be honest. Do you mind if a girl had a pimple on her butt and it got busted by seawater? For some reason that scene got forever engraved on my mind.

>>142993683
It's just on her butt. It's not like you'd be seeing it often.

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>>142993963
Kuro will be joining the Munetani family and as such needs a strong, resilient butt.

I still can't get over thinking how the Harekaze just must have a constant pleasant girl smell

>>142994094
Harekaze is rife with the stench of bitches.

>>142994551
Munetani Mafuyu,
this is your boss.
Please get back to work.

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>>142992204
good teste

>>142994025
I don't get why a sailor would need a strong butt.

How well is this doing in terms of sales?

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>>142994949

>>142995289
One of the worst this season

>>142957660
I can't believe this thread is still up.

>>142995289
Above average.

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>>142996337
stay away from my cocoa!

>>142997023
My wife Cocoa is so cute.

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>literally zero fanart

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>>142997244
>no art of her in a tux with mimi in a dress together

>>142998341
>spiral eyes

>>142998341
>meitama have their own canon shipping name

>>142998396
The hamsters are about to take over again.

>>142973801
I want the Haifuris to squirt their sticky white stuff all over me.

>>143001111
That's kind of creepy.

Yourmans

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Some characters got extra post-its.

>>143001187
I still think this is bullshit. Moka isn't even in the fucking show.

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The artist went back and added more characters, haha.

>>143001415
>wolverine minami

>>143001415
That Minami.

>>143001111
>>143001187
I feel like the number of characters is a weakness of the show. They should have put more focus on some 4-5 main characters and left the remainder of the cast largely in the background to do cute things to each other while the camera isn't looking.

>>143002631
That's exactly what they did though. The focus is on the bridge crew with little bits of the rest.

>>143002631
I used to think something along those lines, but in the last few chapters I find they've given each character enough time to shine. I don't think they have more characters than they can handle.

Of course the show would also have worked with a focus on a few girls and their growing relationships, but I think the "smorgasbord of cute girls" format fits this kind of anime best, and they've done a good enough job.

This is a completely subjective perception, but since the thread is in need of a few bumps, I'll go ahead and say that haifuri is doing a better job of showcasing each girl than GuP did as far as I can tell.

>>143003264
Kuma kuma

>>143003320
The text said that those were tanuki ears.

>>143003428
If she hiding a throbbing cock and huge balls beneath that skirt then?

>>143003264
Hiraga is cute!

>>143003679
Hiraga is HUGE!

So could be the tearjerk ending they're talking about?

I want to Moka Moka's Mokas. Is there a problem with that?

>>143004628
Are you really prepared for so much caffeine?

>>143004651
Yes.

>>143005127
I don't think the captain gave you permission to do that, Rin.

>>143005344
Irrelevant. She's just another crew member when she's not wearing the hat of power.

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>>143005444
I don't think that's the way it works.

>>143006409
It is when you're thinking with RATts.

>>143006620
Lucky for Machiko that Mimi hasn't been been infected yet.

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>>143001187

>Only 5 votes for Mayumi
Heresy

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>>143003428
Tanuki must be bullied

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>>143007653
Not enough lines/screentime.

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>>143005127
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>143007750
How do you get such a thorough tan by accident?

>>143007965
I doubt that it's tan.

>>143007965
You fall asleep standing, naked.

>>143008416
I hate it when that happens.

>>143008416
>>143008556
But if you stand still the sun only hits one side of your body. It would have to happen in several occasions in different positions, or perhaps while the Harekaze is dodging enemy fire. Okay, this side is done, TORIKAJI IPPAI.

>>143008704
The relative position of the sun changes with the earth's rotation, friend.

>>143008795
But if you're on the north half of the Earth, the sun will never be north of you.
If you're on the south half, the sun will never be south of you.

>>143008854
Unless you're so close to either pole that standing outside naked for any length of time is not a very smart decision.

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Just to warn you guys that a certain cancerous ban-evading namefag /u/fag might come here to shitpost. He might disguise as an anon so be careful.

>>143009116
mugino?

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>>143009116
>people shitposting on /a/
You really think there are people who do that?

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>>143007750
>>143008416
>>143008854
Recent research indicates that she may have tanlines after all. The scientific community is split over this issue.

>>143009236
The way those swimsuits adhere to the skin is unscientific.

>>143009271
It would be possible to make a swimsuit with two cups for the ass cheeks. It just wouldn't be a very popular design with a lot of people.

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We have agreed on this being best girl, right?

>>143009348
Best wife material at least.

>>143009325
If I had a perfect 2D body I would only wear the most perfectly form-fitting vacuum-sealed clothing.

3 mins

get in here niggas

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>>143010156
TIME TO BAIL

See ya later.

MOKA TIME

Are things finally happening this week?
Let's find out.

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I hope she lives!

>>142969922
Apparently so since the LCS they torpedoed at the beginning had a Mk45 gun.

Is that right off the Japanese coast? What happened to the Philippines? Can the BluMers not really muster ships to intercept something literally right off the coast?

Stream is lagging. What the heck is happening?

What are these red ships?

>>143010505
>she sees your dick

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based buruma got this

Wait they aren't mind controlled?

>Maron still wearing her festival getup
Cute!

>Musashi crew
>no hamster eyes
wat

Moka tits!

Mutiny!

So did they go a month stuck on the bridge without showering or changing underwear?

This is not going to end well, will it?

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sasuga captain Mike

>send slow-moving airships directly over a bunch of AA guns
Gee.

Mike pls come back

>>143010748
What? They need to blow up the Musashi?

Why is she throwing a fit now? All they have to do is water it down.

Is this yuri?

>that Maron and Trash pic
Oh Jesus Christ my heart.

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FUCKING USELESS

>>143010670
>>143010701
>>143010748
Why is crew hamster but Moka isn't? What the fuck is going on?

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OTP

Summary?

>>143010914
gay as fuck

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I WANT YOU TO BE MAYONNAISE

Well fucking finally Mike got her shit together.

>>143010941
Mike has a breakdown and then gets over it and they'll fight the Musashi next episode.

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>>143010812

>>143010975
So nothing happened this episode?

>>143010975
What I don't get is why they were off the coast of Japan all of a sudden.

>>143011001
Go watch some battle shounen.

>>143011001
There's an actual setup for the next episode and that's more than we've had for the majority of this series.

>>143010975
F

And in the end the XO became mayonnaise.

おわり

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>>143011022

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Moka BTFO

So... Moka's gonna be kill?

>>143010659
I want to lick Moka's unwashed pits for hours.

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Looks like the bridge crew are fine

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captain mike so cool

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It really looked like the NHK TV tsunami warning

Haifuri was a mistake.

>>143011819
Nah, it has cute girls at least.

And volume 2 and 3 are getting special event tickets now. For when you just gotta move those discs somehow event tickets are the way to go. This show has some of the craziest and most desperate schemes to move merchandise I've seen in a while. They could just try making a good show like GuP which never needed them but I guess that shit too hard.

>>143012305

Yeah about that and it not exactly being a rarity in late night anime. I guess you're in the right place if that's your gold standard though

>>143007965
I think she's Okinawan

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This girl tried to copulate with a torpedo director.

I guess the character development was nice, but I don't really think I'll remember this show a month from now.

>>143013539
The only way I'm remembering it is because both it and Active Raid feature submerged cities and are animated by IMS.

>>143013539
Well the only way it can be remember right now is that if they kill someone, which is very unlikely.

>>143013539
>implying I wouldn't remember it as GuP killer

Where was Moka and the rest cooped up? I imagine it's not the bridge considering how sparse the equipment level there was and the fact that the Musashi is moving to the RATts' pace.

>>143013854
You're joking, right?

>>143013959
The bridge has a direct connection to the captain's quarters.

>>143013854
The only thing it's better than GuP is that Harekaze crew actually feel like one big group instead of several small group with little or no interaction.

Other than that, no.

>>143013959
May be the flag bridge where the admiral would supervise the battle. That's different from the ship's bridge, which itself in some ships may also be in a different location than the wheelhouse where the ship's wheel is controlled.

>>143014094
She's at the highest point, so most probably the same place as Machi, just more luxurious.

So I get that Moka and her crews were stuck at the top of the bridge for a month. I guess they can keep their pee in the pet bottles but what about their shit? Wouldn't their small confined room be filled with their own shit?

>>143014260
Girls don't poop.

Where Haifuri is better than GuP:
- no wig-like hair
- the moeness is more evenly distributed
- the stakes feel a little bit more palpable
Gup better than Haifuri:
- nice crescendo plot
- unstoppable hype machine
- lots of tank nerdery if that's your thing

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>>143014178
Aren't there higher points for lookouts on top of the Moka house?

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It's ON motherfucker. The Musashi is done for.

>>143014389
Captain Moka will be grateful to eat something other than canned food when Captain Mike scoops her up from the Musashi like a princess.

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>>143014389
I love how the cooks get in the mood and give their best at cooking rice.

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>>143014481
>>143010914
I really like the hands in this show.

>>143014301
Haifuri has no stakes. The entire central conflict of the magic virus was resolved on the side instantly without any of the characters having to do anything. We all know nobody is going to die, either, especially after magic airbags saved crewmembers from a direct hit. The girls are all extremely shallow and unmemorable, even background characters in GuP like Nina are more memorable than the average crewmember of the Harekaze.

Only reason to watch Haifuri is for CGDCT on a boat, everything else is shit.

You'd think that Moka and her little group would die of absolute boredom locked up in that little bridge for over a month.

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Who else kissed their screen?

>>143014605
They have each other.

Why didn't Moka and her group make weapons to take back their ship?

>>143014605
Why are you even thinking about Moka? It's clear the staff didn't, so why are you?

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>>143014485
Is that your attempt at an 'exploitable' edit or is that what your release actually looks like? Forgive me if I'm being dense.

>>143014664
because if they take back their ship, the show won't have a climatic final when mike saves the day again

>>143014545
And in GuP we knew they'd win, it's a typical underdog story. At least this time it's about an actual danger, not a school closing down for unexplained reasons (or was it because it cost too much?)

>>143014707
The former.

>>143014664
Why didn't Moka and her group scuttle the ship or sabotage the magazines?

Because cute girls would die and that's not allowed.

>>143014713
>At least this time it's about an actual danger
There's no danger. It's fake danger no one but you takes seriously.

At least GuP didn't try to fool the audience with fake stakes. It knew what it wanted to be and stuck to it.

>>143014766
>jpg
Moron.

>>143014640
Lewd?

>>143014664
Make weapons out of what? Canned beans?

>>143014769
Who knows, maybe Moka will die in the final episode. Moka doesn't even deserve to be captain if she couldn't at least take back some of the ship.

>>143014301
> - the stakes feel a little bit more palpable
I kind of disagree with this one.
I mean, the plot of "Ooarai is closing down" is more beliavable than
>mutiny drama that lasts 3 episodes
>mind controlling rat drama that lasts 3 episodes

The Musashi being controlled by said rats, and Mike showing her affection for Moka, feels really weird, because we never see Moka, the audience simply don't care about her, so seeing Mike abandon even her own crew for the sake of Moka is a bit hard to take.

>>143014871
I dunno, forks, brooms, toilet plungers?

>>143014640
And they haven't bathed or changed clothes for a month. Gross.

>>143014871
Fashion the cans into spearheads. Surely, the top of the class can be ingenious.

>>143014871
Weaponized dykes.

>>143013472
Does she need to use a stool?

>>143014788
>no one but you takes seriously.
It's called suspension of disbelief, mate. You're supposed to know it will all end well, and you're also supposed to understand it's all "fake", like you put it. Every story is fake, and almost all of them in mass culture are highly predictable. It's even possible to predict the main tenets of something like Lain or Utena from the first episodes. It's the execution that matters, not the surprise about the main plot points (the details, or the "how", can be quite inventive though). I fucking loathe those people nowadays who are all about "spoilers" and shit, like it was the most important thing ever, while it is actually the most shallow property and the least interesting. Almost all stories follow the same damn structure, since else it's not a story but a documentary, a report, or an anthropological study. You'd have to dig into modernist and postmodern literature to find something different.

You have to send a radio message to convey the information that your ship's crew are under mind control, have mutinied, and shooting at any vessel that comes near. But time is short so you might not be able to send all the info. What do you send /a/ and how much time do you think should be spent on repeating "please help"?

>>143015136
I string together all board-specific memes i know:
"install boku no brown recluse hotel for you, onee-sama, mugi thread LXXXVIII" etc.

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The only good part of this episode was Maron again. I mean I could listen to her voice for the whole 24 minutes instead.

>>143015136
That bothered me. You ask for help yet forget to mention that the biggest naval cannons in existence will shoot at any ship that approaches you. A kind of dickish mistake to make.

>>143015120
Suspension of disbelief doesn't happen just because. It gotta be earned by proper execution. You gotta portrait the stakes in a way that makes the audience feel like it matters. Haifuri fails at this. It doesn't now how to properly juggle its comedy moments with the more dramatic stuff and everything comes across as half-hearted and meaningless.

>>143014936
>And they haven't bathed or changed clothes for a month. Gross.
The lovejuice smell will cover the smell of sweat and pee.

>>143015289
>It gotta be earned by proper execution.
Would I apply this criterion to anime, I simply wouldn't watch any.

>>143015136
"This is [name], captain of the [ship name]. Requesting immediate assistance. At [position] going [speed], bearing [bearing]. Crew has mutinied. Ship is heavily armed and will attack approaching vessels."

Repeat ad nauseam until battery runs out.

>>143015278
It bothered me most that she clearly has charting equipment in her bridge, but she didn't give a more accurate position or bearing. There's a lot of ocean "northwest of Ascuncion Island", Moka.

>>143015234
That should get a fleet dispatched to sink you in no time, not a bad solution.

>>143014620
I'm not Shiro.

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UNFIT

>>143014713
GuP has action from start to finish. You have no down time to think about the plot or story and just marvel at the sheer agility of BT-42 destroying a bunch of pershing.

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Literally: the QTest

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>>143014946

>>143015466
There was a good half hour of downtime in that movie between St. Gloriana going 2:0 and the main match starting.

>>143015482
But that's Sushi, not Hotel. Hotel is safe and probably busy being hotel-like and historical in Kure or something.

>>143014713
The drama in GuP came from thinking how Miho would beat the superior forces of the other teams. I remember after the Maus was revealed all the threads coming up with all sorts of ways that they could beat it, and nobody came up with the actual way they did. In Haifuri there's none of that, especially after the borderline comedic boarding of the Spee.

>>143015266
She talks like an old man.

>>143015466
>GuP has action from start to finish
That's the movie. The series wasn't exactly like that. Also, its goofy premise made potential haters avoid picking it up in the first place, which isn't exactly the case for haifuri. For action-loving people who thought it would/should be like GuP, haifuri is just a huge bait-and-switch. When you don't care about premises as long as it's got cute girls, it's not that bad.

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>>143015603
Hotel seemed to be in active duty though.

>>143015629
>In Haifuri there's none of that
Well, you can't do a "kill serve" with boats.

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What was she thinking?

>>143015875
She wants Mike to give her a facial

>>143010670
Open your cabin, see this. What do?

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>>143015875
mayonegg

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>>143015875
Vividbutt reference.

>>143015945
Unzip my dick

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Here's a proper template for you faggots

>>143015684
Which is pretty adorable for a cute little girl.

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>>143015696
Not with the Blumers, though. Its hull designation marks it as a ship from the maritime school at Kure. The Blumer ships have different hull designations.

It would've been cool to have had Yokosuka ask Kure for help and had Hotel and Sushi go all MUH JUTLAND at each other, but that would've been too awesome for mortal souls. Too bad, too, since Kure is not very far from where everything is going down.

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>>143016079
fug D:DD:

>>143015875
The doujins are writing themselves.

>>143015945
>>143016400
Don't use emoticons on /a/.

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>>143010914
>best girl with worst girl

>>143016391
>but that would've been too awesome for mortal souls.
sometimes it feels like anime producers don't like money

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>>143016079
She's in that age.

>>143016528
>doki still hasn't subbed episode 10
RIP

>>143016528
>subs never
And I just saw a second season got announced, great.

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>>143016565
>doki
I mean Doremi.

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>>142957660
>mayonaisse

What did she mean by this?

Moka had some good moments, but it was too short. And Maron once again proves she is best girl.

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>butts
I think the guy responsible for that "Trash" thing is on it again.

>All this forced drama
Boring episode desu

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>Uses Microsoft Windows with Internet explorer
>Gets a virus

>>143016391
I could ask for more even. In a universe without planes, surely the Shinano was finished as a battleship. What about the fourth Yamato class, was it scrapped or was it built? A naval battle between three or four Yamato-class ships, now that would be awesome.

But that would leave little room for the Harekaze to do anything meaningful, so that's not what I'm expecting. Perhaps someday.

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>>143016722
And suddenly another wild template appears

>>143016780
>u want 2 start sum shit

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>take the captain off the bridge to talk to her in private
>take her to a room that broadcasts everything they say to the entire fucking ship

Is Shiro the biggest dumbass?

>>143016598
>second season got announced
Excellent, more dokidoki. Now if only boys would stop being so immature, life would be great!

>>143016722
>is a genius
>can't even into unix

I TOLD YOU THOSE WERE HELIPADS

I TOLD YOU THEY WERE LANDING PADS FOR AIRSHIPS

I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>>143016888
that's not minami's computer, it's the blue mermaid's

>>143016528
>>143016598
>>143016872
Is it good?

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>>143016079

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>>143016921
It's different.

>>143016846
She's Iznogoud.
She wants Captain instead of the Captain.
She'll stop at nothing.

>>143016846
...Or the greatest tactician? It worked, after all. It brought the crew together to support their captain.

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What's your desktop /a/non's?

>>143016968
That's fucking awful, fuck off.

>>143016921
It's cute.

>>143016994
Make me

>>143010883
Same reason why Mina was able to escape the graf spee. It doesn't happen immediately. If she was isolated like on the bridge while everyone else was below deck, then she and those 5 girls with her were fine. They just locked the door and got provisions to last them this long.

>>143016921
Honestly, if you're wondering at all whether you should watch an anime for 12-year-old girls, the answer is most likely yes.

>>143010748
Did the blumers in the airships die?

>>143017089
Remote controlled.

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>>143014525

>>143017043
>It doesn't happen immediately.
But that's what makes it even stranger. By the time you know you're not supposed to headpat the rat it's already too late.

>>143016921
It's like watching a 90s shoujo in 2016.

It feels old yet it's so fun to watch.

Why Musashi has AA gun when there is no plane in this show?

>>143014260
Maybe they opened their door for a bit and squatted so their shit would fall on the people below them.

>>143017169
Helicopter
Drones