.

Impossible. You don't even know her.

What a coincidence! So am I!

Me too dude.

>>142939924
I don't even have one, anon.

>>142939924
Your*

>>142939924
>You're waifu
>You're
I'm in love with there waifu two.

>>142939924
I am waifu?

>>142939924
guess you're dead then
*teleports behind you*

>>142939924
Take her friend, she's all yours. Our bond transcends the physical realm and I actually enjoy letting her have fun with other dudes ;)

Maybe once you've finished with her we could grill some steaks and pop some brews. I have to tell you I like my steak well done and flowing with steak sauce, which my waifu detests. She says "real men eat their steaks rare" which I think is just a joke from her country, haha!

Anyway partner, please , by all means pursue my waifu. If you're lucky she'll pick you too and you can both enjoy a good ol "romp in the hay" (as they say where I'm from lol!) Just keep in mind that you can fuck her, cum on her face, and even kiss her deeply, she's still loyal to me. She tells me after each of her adventures that she's so glad she has someone like me who understands her! I know, you must be so jealous that I get to snuggle up next to that 3 nights of the week, but just keep your head up (which one? Well... you decide haha)! One day you'll find a girl like mine and I hope you get to enjoy this lifestyle too! It's so rewarding and I wish everyone could experience this.

Haha *sigh*, listen to me blabbering on, I'm sure your just rearing to go, huh? Well get outta here champ, I've got some work to catch up on around the house. One of her other lovers put a condom in the garbage disposal and it's a real B***** to get out! Funny thing is, it wasn't even unwrapped! I guess my waifu and him got a little caught up in the moment, whoopsies! I'm sure she's being safe though, so I wouldn't even let it both you!

Toodles!

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>>142939924
But I'm my own waifu. Wait.. could it be?

>>142940535
Fucking NTRfags.

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>>142940535
FUCKING KEK GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>142940625
You leave too.

>>142940625
*C U C K

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>>142940024
>>142940146
>>142940284
Are you guys kidding me?

>>142940625
Fuck off frogposter.

Newfag.

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>>142940535
Absolutely disgusting.

>>142939924
Well I can't find fault with your taste.

>>142940671
Are you fucking ESL?

>>142940799
How new?

>>142940024
>>142940146
>>142940284
Leave and never return retards

>>142940799
It's a meme, you dip.

>>142940799
There can't actually be people like this in this day and age, right?

>>142940850
Summer.

>>142940799
Lurk more

>>142940825
What is wrong with you? Take that shit somewhere else.

>>142940961
You're only giving him reason to do it more.
Stop fucking responding.

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>>142940833
>>142940807
>>142940817
>It's a meme
Not on /a/ faggot. Keep it on /v/ and /s4s/ you retarded, samefagging shit.

>>142941029
Step up your game, nigger. I'm not falling for such weak bait.

>>142940911
>Lurk more
Fuck off vidya.

>>142940887
Geez, I had figured even the normalfag sites were aware of you're waifu by now. This shit is older than old.

>>142941052
>nigger
>kys
>they're
Nice try, you greasy spic /v/tard

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>>142941029
The sad part is, you're completely right.

>>142941132
You can try harder than that.

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>>142940807
>>142940817
>>142940833
>>142940850
>>142940887
>>142940911
Don't pretend this is some hot new maymay. Get the fuck off /a/, this shit has never been acceptable here.

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>>142941258
Still not up to standard.

>>142941258
>>142941029
Holy fucking shit.

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>>142940671
>Are you guys kidding me?

>>142941428
You could at least put some amount of effort in and get a new IP.

Your all fucking retarded.

>>142939924
Cool.

Where do you live by the way?

>>142941543
You know that very well, I'm you after all.

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>>142940961

>>142939967
Kek

repeating digits

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>>142939924
Oh shit what did you fucking say OP

Come and try to touch my waifu you little shit i swear to god if you fucking touch one fucking hair of my waifu i'm gonna fucking cut your dick and feed my fucking shark i have

COME ON OP, TRY ME

>>142941828
I love Ren-chon!

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>>142939924

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>>142939924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEVGCJxQisE

>>142940535
Beautiful.

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>>142940535

>>142940535
>Average_Waifufag_that_doesn't_fap_to_his_waifu.txt

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>>142940535
Fucking pathetic but you can at least pretend you like it.
Still nothing will ever beat the supreme cuck overlord Antony Burch

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