Girls und Panzer und /ak/

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First for Kay is and always will be best.

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>>142910688
>liking literally who

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>>142910954
Can't argue with first post, anon. It is simply fact.

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I can't stop!!

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>>142911165
>2681125
>Page 10
Ducefags absolutely destroyed.

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I did appreciate how two threads ago someone was complaining how there was no actual discussion, then the last thread was 3/4ths arguing about Ribbon Warrior.

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>>142910688

Reminder that maple never.
Second season never.

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>>142910526

Because they are the more /fit/ on the tank

>>142911332
That wasn't discussion, just shitflinging and attention whoring. I hope we don't get to put on such a display again any time soon.

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>>142910526

Nina is the best loader

>>142911382
I agreed with basically everything the guy was talking about but I have no idea why he started ranting about pancakes out of the blue.

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>>142911337
That brought a tear to my eye.

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Would you give a little brother or sister to Arisu anons?

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>Question:what would be the most suitable job for a loader in her daily life?
>All others except Saki: selling hemorrhoidal suppositories.
>Saki: crematory operator

Source: https://twitter.com/ApAopoo/status/742718536750010369

>>142911413
Where's that old copy-pasta about going on an all-American date with Kay?

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Communism is the very definition of failure!

>>142911556
Why does this teacup top wrapper protection image get so much posted around?

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>>142911337
There was a time when I didn't imagine this soldier having curly blonde hair, a pointy nose, and an unnaturally Engrish cadence.
God Bress America!

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More Pekoe

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>>142910688
Reminder that Kay only gets better looking with age.

For any anon who has it, how much work does it involve to make the Panzer IV Ausf. D figma look at least as good as in the promo images?

Kinda tempted on getting it, but don't really have a nice place to put i

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>>142911691
Oh fuck me.

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>>142911691
I'm sorry now, but it should be illegal for somebody to be that sexual yet not exist.

Love that artist's work.

How much of a faggot was her boyfriend to broke with her because she practiced Sensha-do Anons?

>>142911895
It really was her personality more than anything else.

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>>142911895

Damn forgot pic

>>142911895
because he sucks plane boys' dicks?

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>>142911691
College Katyusha is extremely cute.
I want to make her extremely upset.

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>>142911797
It's good shit alright. There's not much of it though.

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>>142911691
Maho must have went through some sort of post-puberty growth spurt.

>>142911895
On one hand, I used to find the rabbits pretty obnoxious.

That said, though, she really deserves a happy ending, especially after seeing those two confession pics of her.

>>142912024
Maho's mahos are pretty outrageous.

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>>142911947
Photoshop her in here, I am honest and I'll tell you the only reason I haven't done it is because I'm lazy.

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>>142911506
I spent the last 20 minutes scouring the GuPQ threads on suptg for you anon.

>>142912032
Confession pics?

>>142911691
Duce and Prez look the best there. The artist tried way too hard to make them look mature and cool, but instead they look aloof/jaded.

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>>142911797
>>142912000

You guys weren't kidding.

>>142912100
http://exhentai.org/g/938376/8ac12dadac/
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10938

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>>142912092
KMM has an average bust size quota to maintain, and Maho has to carry Erika.

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>>142912143
>Rosehip

hnnnng

Erika isn't a very good girl. She's barely relevant in the show and movies except to be a bitch to Miho for terrible reasons and to show how good of a person Maho is by contrast.

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>>142911918
She's sexual as fuck.

>>142912095
I'm grateful. America is grateful.

>>142912104
Looks like Yoshiko Akiyama.

>>142912164
Erika has a year to grow into it.

I'm still surprised she's a second year.

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>>142911968

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>>142912274
Every time someone bullies Erika, she rapes Yukari that much harder.

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>>142912380
Yeah, I was convinced that Erika was the same year as Maho, not Miho. That revelation bothered me for some reason.

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>>142912380
>>142912451
Wait, Maho is a year older than Erika? Does that mean Erika is going to lead the KMM team when Maho graduates?

I don't Erika is ready for that level of responsibility.

Alice chooses her gunner and driver based on how much reverence for Boko they have.Plothole closed.

>>142912359
And just like that, she jumped to the front of the waifu train.

>>142912517
Yep.

That's what happens in Little Army 2 actually.

>>142912094
>inspired by that photo

Who would be Hitler's favorite GuP girl?

>>142911332
I want a prequel about a shy, cowardly young Shiho taking up Senshado and the Nishizumi style to make a certain cute boy on the KMM Hikoudo team notice her.

>>142912400
What is Katyusha going to do when she goes to university and gets separated from Nonna?

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>>142912580
Duce

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>>142912580

>>142912580
Maho

>You will never hold your fighter pilot helmet as you stand on your seat in anticipation, looking at the big screen on the rail tracks, watching your favorite Gup fight

>>142912580
Yukari.

>>142912598
If this were an 'Murrican thing, I could see her going full delinquent so that she could be held back a year and graduate the same time as Nonna

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>>142910526

Loaders mentioned in the OP and not ONE MOMO???

The shit taste in this thread I swear.

>>142912598
I'm sure Nonna is studying hard to skip her last grade.

And no pun intended, but I really want more Nonnaless Katyusha, it would allow her character to grow and not just be the stereotypical vertically challenged character.

>>142912637
No, I'd leave my helmet at home.
Those things are heavy.

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Some Japanese high schoolers were building a cardboard CV33.

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Orange Pekoe-san, ore wa...

Ore will win my upcoming dogfight!

>>142912580
Probably Erika.

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>>142912740
You're all hired.

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>>142912740
nice
also DUCE DUCE DUCE

>>142912580
It was Rommel that Hitler was borderline gay for, right?

>>142912740
>Operation Macaroni 3.0

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>>142912669
She's the only loader seen struggling with a round
Worst loader if you ask me

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>>142912740
I had a high school art teacher who had his class build cardboard Gundams and display them in the halls.

None of them were as impressive as this, though.

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>yfw Momo shoots down a tank for the first time

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>>142912822

It's because she's the most ladylike.

Even when she fails, she secretly wins.

>>142912822
>Worst loader
>Worst gunner
>Panics all the time
>Likes to boss over everyone
>Too loud

What's her saving grace? every guppie has at least one.

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>>142912740
>>142912784
>>142912807
>>142912829
Name of the school is Seiko High School in Yokoshima.

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>>142912884

Her saving grace is she's a genuine person who just wants to graduate with everyone at her school.

>>142912884
Tits. Collar ribbon. Useless moe.

>>142912884
Her monocle is throwing off her aim. Mark my words if S2 happens there will be a point where she'll lose the damn thing and suddenly powerup to Nonna levels of marksmanship.

>>142912903
>>142912740

Space battleship Yamato research society?

>>142912975
>Nonna levels
That would be pretty scary.

>>142912975

Is it the monocle throwing her aim off though? It seems though she throws the barrel up and to the right in a frenzy while firing.

I like her monocle :c don't remove.

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>>142912884
She works hard.

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>>142912724

>>142912580
>loyal
>earnest
>dumb enough
>won't panic

Seriously speaking, Nishi, just change the color of your skin and you can get a medal from him.

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>>142913009

> Space Battleship Yamato Research Society
> builds tanks

Just like government industrial projects.

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>>142913091
Learned about it from an SBY fansite.

Apparently someone on Twitter who took the photos mistook it for a Gamilas tank. Don't have much other info, but the Space Battleship Yamato Study Group is involved, I think they might be building it. For what purpose, we can only guess.

>>142913135
>Hurry Oaarai, win the Intergalactic Tournament
>The Earth will be destroyed in 364 days

>>142913038
>Don't cry
>Don't cry
>Don't cry
>Don't cry
>Don't cry
>Don't cry

>>142912884
she's pretty useless. Her best asset in battle is letting Anzu rest so that Anzu can be 100% ready to take the important shots.

>>142913135
That turret looks like a set of bagpipes.

>>142913204
I want Sakkijarven Polkka on bagpipes

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>>142913174
Ok you made me chuckle.

>>142913077
Eh, weren't japs "honorary Arians" anyway?

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>>142913204

>>142913029
It's kind of like how the Automobile club touches a tank and it's instantly able to drift (despite irl being a slow fat fuck that catches fire if you so much as look at the accelerator)
and the Type 89 that holds back machine gun fire with GUTS.
Any gun Momo touches receives an ungodly accuracy debuff, like the ARMA DRM but worse.

>>142913135
They're going to launch the CV-33 to planet Mizushima in the large magellanic cloud.
The mission: bring the season 2 DVDs to Earth before the entire GuP fanbase kills itself.

>>142913267
Momo turning into a seagull when

>>142912814
Not... really?

>>142913240
I don't recall if they were ever specifically called that, but Hitler liked Japan because they were a homogeneous country with pride in their race and history, which is exactly what Hitler wanted to accomplish in Germany.

>>142912975
She's real fucking unlucky. The kill she got in the movie was from a shot that went like 40° away from where the muzzle was pointed.

>>142913387
and her legit kill in Maginot manga was rendered not canon with Movie.

>>142913174
>Space MEXT has decided Earth will be decomisioned unless Earth's Team wins the Intergalactic Tournament.

I'd watch it.

>>142912822
>She's the only loader seen struggling with a round
>Worst loader if you ask me
It makes sense as you can tell in the film, that Momo doesn't have superstrength like other loaders. She struggled with the chairs she was moving about. Sure, that load is probably super-heavy, but I have no doubt someone like Nina, Yukari or Orange Pekoe would have no problem moving that cart with ease.

>>142913267
The Tiger P wasn't that terribly slow, around 40km/h on road. If the Pershings can drift, so can it.

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Time for a slow dump of Ribbon Warrior ch. 18 raws

Starting with smug Sturmdere

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I want to protect the Erika from bullies

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AW YISS
More chu2 lewds incoming

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>>142913720

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Erika is disrespectful towards her rivals even when she is inferior to Miho on every aspect and on top of that she is socially awkward.

She doesn't deverse happiness. Erika is for bullying only.

>>142913739
I want to protect the world from being bored to death by this girl

>>142913739
I want to protect bullies from not getting their turn to use her!

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>>142913791

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Why are slovenly girls so erotic?

Especially if it's a fall from grace.

>>142913813
Would watch

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Panzer vor!

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>>142913860

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>>142913814
>>142913825
>>142913827

she just wants to make maho proud, n-no bully

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>>142913924

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>>142913900
Armored Vortex!

>>142913938
If she really wanted to please Maho she would scrape all the carbon off of her tank before her next match.

>>142913976
pretty nice leclerc

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Can someone post the spurdo finns? I lost it

>>142913976
KURUSEIDA!

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>>142913975
>cute girls singing French national anthems

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>>142913877
That beautiful monobrow too.

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>>142913938
First step: be a kind girl like Miho

Already out of her league

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>>142910526
There's something odd about the loader on Nora Team's Panther crew, though.

>>142913976
I really want to see the dynamic between her and her driver. I'd like to imagine that she is the most refined ojou at St. Gloriana who is being constantly kicked and yelled by Rosehip, taking it in pride. Basically like Loader-chan

>>142914072
Silly Erika, why always so Sturmdere?

>>142914066
The hamster-like eating sold that scene to me, she really is gone off the deep end.

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Apparently Saki's seiyuu will come to my school for an hour talkshow

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>>142914051

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>>142914132
Is the subject chouchou?

>>142914088
She's the one making the tank fidget though.

Maybe she's super refined ojou outside of the tank but lets out her real chav self in the Crusader.

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>>142914132
Saki has a seiyuu?

>>142912676
She was really really cool working with the Germans in the movie.

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>>142914147

>>142914132
Ask her how exactly did Saki use her mystical chouchou powers to save the GuP universe from the evil timeline

>>142914066
Authority is a hell of a drug.

>>142914191
God I want Hime to dominate me so badly

>>142914211
Rin pls

>>142914187
Exactly, it helped solidify her as a commander, unlike Erica she even knew what the Leopon team meant with the stream and it was her idea to use the scenery in the wild west setup to their advantage. I want more of her side that is competent and isn't just about complaining.

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>>142914211
rin please

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>>142914191
The anime doesn't have many smug faces, so I'm grateful that she picks up the slack so well.

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>>142914191

>>142914264
>BERMUDA ATTACK still not confirmed lesbians

>>142913877
>The show is over, why should we fix ourselves up?

>>142914086
Tama-chan reminds me of a kind faced Kaname.

>>142914291
>dat smile

This is reading as pretty edgy, what is going on here?

>>142914264
>Mika, Clara, Rosehip, Arisu, Rumi, Megumi, Azumi not in confirmed lesbian
Del/u/sion are you even trying?

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What time is it?

Has anyone done a Bure>Rumba--style gif of Sodoko>Gomoyo>Pazomi?

Just for fun, though. Pazomi's obviously best.

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Anon, I bought you a present.

>>142913976
What would happen if Rosehip and her crew be put into a Tortoise?

>>142914332
Anon the entire last thread was taken up by this, weren't you paying attention?

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>>142914291

>>142914332
something something keikaku

Bloomer girls und Panzer where?

>>142914264
The wide hips on the uni team makes them look like western cartoon moms.

>>142912400
nonna pls

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>>142914366
>Dat ass

>>142914368
She would find a way to drive the Tortoise onto her four Crusaders and go very fast

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>>142914386

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>>142914341
>Mika
I have a lot of images, and none of them support your theory. From what I've seen, she'll have any dick for just a few pennies.

>>142914368
she would tape a jet engine to the roof and just wing it

>>142913976
is that what happens if you give her coffee instead of tea?

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>>142914368
Instant white flag produced by mysterious vibration forces

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>>142914511
Stealing little girls is gay enough for me

>>142914562
>>142914368

I'd stick her in a TOG II.

>>142911384
I want to be reloaded inside by Nina.

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>>142914490

>>142914585
>That finger will never be inside you

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>>142914585

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>>142914585
>rin in rinvision
oh my

>>142914366
I want to make Rosehip a mom.

>>142913175

KAICHOU~

That scene hurt me ;_;

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>>142914722
You and everyone else.

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>>142914654

>>142914750

She was just trying to be strong for the girls ;_;

>>142914750
I wanna give Kaichou a cunninglus

>>142914449
That curtain would be so stained if I had it.

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why no one died from this?
they're not wearing seatbelts.

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>>142914793
Dogs

>>142914427
Are those the Google Translate subs? Is there an .ass for them?

>>142911384
Do those round pink things come off?

>>142914851
Carbon coated cranium

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>>142914851
forget that, how did they still have an intact tea set after that

>>142911384
iku-be!

>>142914851
CARBON
O
A
T
I
N
G

>>142914885
Carbon Coated tea set.

>>142914885
What is her expression trying to convey?

>>142914885
Carbon tea that automatically coats any tea set

>>142914904
>WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
>Carbon coating, son!

>>142914851
I thought we'd established that gravity on GuP Earth is lower.

>>142914955

That's dumb. The gravity isn't lower, it's also just carbon coated.

>tfw you will never watch the movie for the first time again

>>142914885
Which one's the driver?

>>142914940
Finally someone.

>>142914955
Wouldn't that solve basically all physics problems? Huge carriers, Maus, flying tanks from small caliber hits, 30kg girls carrying 40ks rounds, Saunder's Galaxy taking off etc?

>>142914993
>that long final battle scene with no dialogue
>all the girls totally absorbed in the flow of battle
Thing of beauty.

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>>142914994
I vote for dual teapot-chan

>>142914994
One on the right looks like the most excited, I'm putting my money on her.

>>142914585
I want to subjugate this girl.

>>142914994
The one with the tea shook her hips in the scene, by virtue of being the only one with movement I'm betting it's her.

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>>142914993
Should I just kill myself now?

>>142915013
Totally. It's been my headcanon for a long time but I was sure someone else had brought it up.

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>>142915040

>>142915013
No, it's more plausible that everything is made from lighter materials
mass =/= weight
Irregardless of gravity that crusader slammed into a wall at top speed, those girls are hard core walking away from that

>>142915044
>>142915040
She seems less worn-out than the others. Looks like she wants to get back in a tank and drive fast ASAP.

>>142915029
>>142915051
>tfw no crazy Finns and DUCE flip hype for the first time
Fuck, it hurts.

>>142914885
>no more Rosehip

Why live

>>142914994
The one with the crazy eyes dual-wielding teapots looks like the most likely candidate

>>142914885

Are the uni team girls wearing some kind of skirt shorts? I've never seen a skirt with that kind of flap down the middle before.

>>142915073
It would have less moment... yeah, you're right. Everything has less mass in GuPverse.

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>>142915120
That flap is usually on the side of a skirt, unusual to see it in the middle.
If they're skirt shorts they're probably what some of the Anzio girls are wearing

>>142914940
>Played college senshado, ya know.

>>142914132
ask mouretsu 2 and gbf 2 when?

>GuP is actually aboard a huge space ship
>inside a Dyson Sphere
>which is set atop a giant space turtle
>the turtle looks like Blastoise
>it shots water at other space turtles

everything comes back to tank warfare

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I just love this speedslut. They are in a high stake match where any mistake could cost them the victory and what does she do?

She takes off her glove, slaps it across Joffre's cheek and asks her out for a duel fuck everything else. She is such a wonderful combination of being uncouth and elegant that I've never seen before. I want more of her.

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>>142914772

>>142915210
It'd lulz if she was actually bong nobility.

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The Finns are preparing to make off with the one joy left in your life! How can you stop this travesty?

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>>142915259
>lulz
That said, it would actually be quite funny.

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>>142915210
https://a.pomf.cat/wubgak.webm

No escape, now with vocal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvgftbcWT3I

What I liked about the Panzer series is the sprinkling of history over the course of the series, like Kuromorimine crossing the Ardennes forest shortcut, Oarai inside Pavlov's... Church, Americans being cheaters, Momo's 'Nuts' and stuff.

It depressed me that they did not do this in the movie, (inb4 totsugeki). I was hoping for some history, the KV-2 failed to block in the series and also failed in the first time during the movie, I was hoping that during the third time it would pin down the group of Pershings like when a single KV-2 pinned down a whole division of Germans allowing soviets to set up defense in Leningrad. Or even Wittman's tank (212) destroying lots of stuffs in an Urban environment in a short amount of time. Or an Otto Carius moment (Yukari being shot in the neck or something).

But none of these happened because they chose to pander to their otaku fans instead of the more intelligent market. I'd say even watching the Monogatari movie backwards is more thought provoking than the movie.

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>>142911691
One year later

>>142915281
Is that tulta shaped onahole?

>>142914264
>No sexually interested
>Married with two daughters

I never understood Shiho being there.

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>>142915304
i know you're baiting monogatarifriend but since we're on the topic

>>142915312
Never change, Pepperoni

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>>142915304
Guise, this one is evolving

>>142915356

Her daughters were science'd and she's still a virgin

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>>142915364

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>>142915210
https://a.pomf.cat/wubgak.webm

>>142915312
They all look basically the same as they do now though. Also, people tend to spend more than one year in university.

>>142915356
Shiho didn't get fucked to get married. She absorbed the male into her. It's like you don't Anglerfish 101

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>>142915399

>>142915364
Monogatari shitposter has kind of grown on me. He tries hard like Boko or Arino.

>>142915281
>tulta

Like pottery

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>>142915241

>>142915399
>the movie is about nationalists resisting the UN

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>>142915432


>>142915437
I'm glad he learned some history along the way and is no longer bashing the main series. Progress

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>>142915464

>>142915304
You must have not done well in history. The movie had plenty of history details. Too bad you are intellectually challenged to know them. You must have too much monkey on the brain?

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>>142915505

>>142915546
Don't forget the computer.

>>142915546
So that's what they were talking about.

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>>142915455

>>142915437
Are we sticking with Boko? The official TL has it as Boco. I don't like it myself, but it is official.

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>Noriko enthusiastically talking to Darjeeling
What's the significance? I refuse to believe it's just something added in purposelessly considering the attention to detail otherwise. Are they sisters or something?

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I want to protect this smile.

>>142915628
Is this bitch committing arson now?

>>142915659
Someone post THAT picture. The one that looks like a Nichijou reaction face.

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>>142915572
This one or the Bombe?

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>>142914191
>That face
Oh god, I'm sorry Pepperoni, for I have sinned!

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Everyone give me strenght!

>>142915650
I think their tanks happened to line up and she thought it was a good time to talk about volleyball.

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>>142915628
http://youtu.be/scHmEs3zksk

>>142915650

Recruiting.

They are always recruiting.

ALWAYS

>>142915650
>Team Rabbit is roaming around looking at tanks
Too cute.

>>142915721
Shizuka is fucking insane.

>>142915698
The one that broke enigma. It's in the shot with Darjeeling signaling the other schools to help Oarai. It was cool how they were using the old d-day codes.

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>>142915628
>>142915721
>Why don't we just start a fucking wildfire

>>142915650
I got excited when I saw Darjeerling had a little sister but Noriko only has a brother.

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>>142915698


>>142915770
gotcha

That scene itself and the poem are a nice ref

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>>142915721

>>142911695
>hair-down Pekoe
Oh god what have you done to my heart oh g-

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>>142915721
>D-don't worry! It's covered by insurance! ...right?

I wonder if this is covered by Senshado rules...

OH.
WAIT.

FELONY AND EUROBEAT TIME!

>>142915739
Taka-chan and Hina-chan...huggggggg.

>>142915650
>Caesar and Carpaccio
Get a room already.

>>142915789
>they all act like stereotypes
>they're actually well-rounded characters

>>142915803
I had missed the enigma machine, damn. I need to rewatch the movie some more.

>>142915816
>You know there's a new St. Gloriana character now, right? You have to include her for cross-promotion. Just put her anywhere.

>>142915680
Some women just want to watch the world burn!

Some go even further and actually purge it in flames!

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>>142915803

>>142915739
>Saki is roaming around conversing with otherworldy beings

>>142915816
Looking kinda curvy there, Duce.

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>>142915816

>>142915816
>Americans: "Just like 'nam... Wow."
>British: "Just like London... The horror!"
>Italians: "Did someone leave the oven on at home? I smell something..."
>Germans: "Dresden."

I can picture it now.

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>>142915650

>>142915752
Her plans are awesome. When she stuck cardboard on her tank to make the silhouette look the same as the enemy was gold. They need to make a spinoff anime.

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>>142915702
Huh?

>>142915957
So small......yet KAWAII!

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>>142915687

>>142915952
I bet it was Pepperoni, that's the face of someone who KNOWS they fucked up big time.

>>142915721
the absolute madwoman
https://youtu.be/xZc7DNg77L4?t=16

>>142915957
It's impressive that they managed to convey so much insecurity in a 15x30 box.

>>142916042
спасибо

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Why are there two Hetzer?

>>142915816
Even Maho looks somewhat impressed.

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>>142915937

>>142916042
Delete this.

>>142916131
are they really going to pull the japanese truck gag?

>>142915650
>no one likes Fukuda

>>142916131
Evening News here we come!

>>142916157
Nah, she will most probably stop and get hit by Shizuka.

>>142916047
Nah, I think this is a better suit for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haW_ruZ_Be8

>>142916081
TALL
BLACK FOREST
COMMANDERS

>>142916081
Hetzer for Maus commander and Hetzer for Jagdpanther commander.
Hetzer shot off threads of Jagdpanther in field phase of battle.

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>>142916131

>>142916081
It's a dig at them. As in they were the ones that got hetzed.

>>142916081
Nah, Maus commander gets a "light" tank atop her Maus. The second Hetzer is for Panther-chan who got shot showing her ass to the Stug and Pz. IV while trying to take out the Hetzer infiltrating their lines.

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>>142916144
No

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>>142916204

>>142916131
Seriously, what are the repercussions if someone gets heavily injured or even dies in a Tankathalon thing? With Senshado the Association would presumably handle everything (not to mention they clear out the area beforehand and forbid firing around noncombatants), but in Tankathalon it's all on the participants. Wonder how many lawsuits there are.

>>142916210
It is an inevitability that Hetzers will find themselves involved in the act of Hetzing.

>>142916289
>Is gender really that important to you?

>>142916289
ewww

>>142916307
Yes

>>142915650
Maybe Noriko and Rosehip got into an argument over whose tank should be in front (lest they slow the other down) and Darjeeling is trying to defuse the situation with bizarre proverbs before it becomes a problem.

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>Shizuka is a giant faggot again and uses human shields
>with a bonus wildfire this time
wew lad

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>>142916289
Please don't disparage the noble Finn with your beasts.

>>142916347
She takes "anything goes" to a whole new level.

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>>142916256

Nina doesn't deserve all the suffering

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>>142916334

>Rosehip is just sitting in the Crusader ordering her driver to rev the engine at Noriko

>>142916363
>noble
>Finn
pick one