Does /a/ like desperate cakes?

Baked goods have no feelings, anon.

Desperately.

>>142901251
Looks delicious.

>>142901251
Not that one.
She's annoying as hell.
Some people are alone for a reason.

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>>142901251

I like cakes.

Cakes are the best.

she wins a cool bro though

>>142901251
>used goods

>>142901384
Only character in that show I didn't like. The hating young love schtick got old real quick.

>>142901251
She was cuter when she was chubby.

>>142901411
>Boobless
>169cm tall
>Vulgar
>Unfeminine

Literally perfection.

>>142901592
Literally this desu

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>>142901251
>Not posting the best cake
Someone marry her please!

>>142901739
>SEX

>>142901706
Hikigaya pls go

>>142901706
Kissing her would feel like licking an ashtray.
So, no thanks.

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>>142901772
Too bad about it having one of the worst animated adaptions of all time

>>142901411
Updates never.

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>>142901848
Boku No Pico

>>142901251
Yes. I do at least.

>>142901251
Yes. Yes we do.

So jap guys don't like cakes or do cakes have high standards?

>>142901848
Seconding this.

>>142901384
Why are they called cakes if you shouldn't eat them? eat their pussy of course

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>>142901919

>You will never be tenderly dominated by a tsundere cake that runs a bakery.

The pain is so palpable.

>>142901411
>169 cm
>tall
Japan is weird

>>142901592
So you want a man.

>>142901251

/a/ *is* a desperate cake.

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Would you fuck a cake, /a/?

>>142901739
>>142901869
Consider me ready for a sauce please.

>>142902291
now that's a silly question

>>142901592
man of superior taste who I consider a brother

>>142901592
Do a search for "Buck Angel". That's pretty much what you're asking for.

>>142901592
Literally gay

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>only got a BJ scene in the anime
>while the other 4 girls got scenes where they get fucked silly

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>142902295
Consider yourself retarded

>>142902165
It's actually pretty tall for a girl anywhere. That's like model size.

>>142901739
>>142901869
>>142902295
Seriously I need

Before someone kills this thread

>>142902165
In the land of the blind etc. etc.

>>142902840
It'd be better if the names of their sources was there too.

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>>142902157

>>142902840
You just reminded me that Henrietta has zero chances of winning Shiro bowl and now I'm sad

>>142902722
Consider me educated in the ways of image searching. Desperate times bring out the best in man.

>>142902894
You should know at least half of them to post here.

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>alcoholic
>cynical
>lonely
>socially awkward
>rich family
>sexually frustrated
>sweet tooth
>easy on the eyes
>good with kids in an unorthodox sense
This bitter cake was literally made for me.

>>142902840
Kriem is a cake? I thought she was in her mid twenties.

>>142902809
>It's actually pretty tall for a girl anywhere
>That's like model size.

>>142902921
Your point? Half is not enough.

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>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never develop your personal shared collection of 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again

>>142903031
life is unfair

>>142901848
>>142901978
Protip: always search the full-size image instead of the thumbnail.

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I'm in the mood for some cake. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, delicious cake

>>142903334
That's not manager.

>>142903334
Takanashi household is just all you can eat cake buffet.

>>142903192
I tried but I still cant find any of the "Cow-sensei" pictures

>>142901411
I'm a fag phoneposter that can't edit the pic to search it, can anyone tell me the source?

http://exhentai.org/g/802322/6f3c8def07/

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>>142902819
It's called Nudist Beach, there is a thread about it on /h/ all the time, it got a hentai, but Jesus christ the tits look weird on it, the teacher is in it but very little of her the whole anime is all the school girls fuck one fucking guy in tent and then quick shot of a mass group beach orgy, massive wasted potential, happy fapping

What part of "there is a reason they haven't married yet" you do not understand?

>>142902295
Artist is Shiwasu no Okina

>>142903530
There's a reason why I am not married too.

>>142902840
Top left.

>>142903530
So what's your reason, anon?

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>>142903530
I understand it very well because I'm a wziard. Being with a well-adjusted girl would make me feel sad. I need something with a pathetic inferiority complex, just like me.

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>>142903500
>Nudist Beach

You're the MVP today anon

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>you will never have a qt cake waifu in the anime industry who tells you all sorts of dirty gossip you subsequently post online

>>142903670
Christmas keiki only exists in anime, just like traps

Real life cakes are cripplingly subpar even bordering disgusting

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>>142903785
Even though the story was kinda of a let down and the animation sucks did not mean I did not get some good faps out of it, enjoy senpai

>>142904318
Read the thread you double nigger.

>>142904318
This is what all your spoonfeeding does /a/

>>142904318
Posting links get you banned, but google Nudist Beach Hentai, first 10 results.

>>142904440
no, they don't, otherwise there won't be any sadpanda threads

>>142902963
>mid 20s
>halfway through 20s
>exactly 25

gee I wonder what the cutoff for cake status is

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>>142902926
>good with kids in an unorthodox sense
kek

Excellent taste though, anon

>>142904318
The whole "spoonfeeding" thing seems retarded to me at times, such as when reverse image search doesn't work and the only reason people don't provide the source is because they want to feel superior for once in their life, but after reading your post and the one you replied to, I've decided to give you a tip:

FUCKING GOOGLE THE NAME

>>142901411
how boobless we talkin here?

>>142904318
>gets spoonfed
>wants the food chewed as well

Is there ANY anime or manga where cake wins?

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>>142902921
I only recognize 8

>>142903371
It's better than manager.

>>142903868
That's why we're talking about anime.
I've not seen one 3D posted

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Threadly reminder that cakes are for passing up in favor of younger, prettier girls.

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>>142905310

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>>142901869
>animated adaptions

>>142905531
It's shit.

>>142905531
The anime adaptation is complete and utter shit compared to the h-manga really.

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>>142905587
>>142905633
oh well, if it really is that bad then I'm just going to read the tank again.

>>142902645
Not him, but an unfeminine Japanese women as she describes it is still not bad compared to the average amerifat. She's slender, four inches shorter than me, cooks, and has at least some desire to be attractive to her boyfriend. Cute haircut, too.

>>142903702
Used-up sluts who are trying to reform and looking for someone to "rescue" them is about the best you'll do.

>>142902926
my very first manga where the cake actually wins, good taste anon

>>142901251
LOVE EM

>>142901706
I will.

>>142901852
Meh, I don't really care, hell I have a bit of a smoking fetish.

Was garo the last show that had a cake win?

Show me cute cakes that find cute love

>>142906439
That is an oxymoron anon.

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Big-tittied virgin cakes.

>>142906497
Jesus, my dicktionary needs to be betwixt them bookends

>>142906585
I'm not following you here

>>142906497
>virgin
Ruined.

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>>142906497
This artist is very nice

>>142906497
>original
darn

>>142901411
>Look it up
>It's just some one-off and not a series

Shit.

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>>142906912
He's been drawing her really thick lately.
Not that I mind.

>>142907217
Christmas cakes NEED to be thick so it´s allright

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>>142901251
I like them BECAUSE they're desperate.

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>>142904999
Yup

>>142907607
What's her name again? It's Chisame or something like that, right?

>>142902840
God bless you anon for this chart

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>confident, aggressive, teasing cake
>shy, insecure, submissive cake
Which one do you prefer?

>>142907607
lemme guess, translations never?

>>142901869
>adaptions
Why is this such a difficult word for anons to spell?

>tease a boatload of amazing-looking girls at the beginning
>only focus on two of them for the whole episode
Whomever was in charge of this adaptation needs to be shot in the dick repeatedly.

>>142907788
That chapter is actually getting translated in two weeks.

>>142907560
I just ordered two zoids models.

Build Zoids with me, office lady.

>>142907785
por que es las dos?

>>142902926
the best of the best as far as christmas cake goes.

>>142906912
This makes me really want Asahi and chill right now.

>>142907893
Build that wall paco.

>>142907560
I want to give this OL my love

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>>142908304
>>142902956
>>142901251
Top Cake
The show was decent, lighthearted fun, too.

>>142907607

the best cake handsdown. others can't even compete

>>142908380
In the 3D world however drunk cakes are not really fun. They are akin to the tea club in golden time.

Kaede is the only cake for me. I don't even watch IMAS

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>>142909188

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>>142906912
MUH DICK

>>142907217
FUCKING RUINED

>>142907607
Of course you're never going to give source, are you

>>142907809
Anon, adaptation and adaption are both valid terms.

>>142909520
Shinmai Maou Arashi chapter 15. The translation 2 Should be coming 2 weeks from now.

>>142909651
Thank fucking God. Not that anon but I keep getting Cartoon Network whenever I google any non-mainstream manga. You are a good friend.

>>142909425
More softness only makes cakes better.

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>>142909157
>the tea club in golden time.

Welp, guess I'll have to pick that up.

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Tiny cute cakes with unrequited love.

>>142909969
Don't, it's not worth it for the little amount of screen time they get

>>142909720
The first one was the absolute perfect amount of thickness. Then he went and fucked it all up.

>>142909700
I don't know if it makes it any better but that's a christmas cake victory on christmas eve.

>>142905310
me on the far left, only not a grill

>>142907785
source on this VN? Is it shit?

>>142909385
No seriously, I have never watch IM@S but

>that heterochromia
>that body type
>that beauty mark on her eye
>that christmas cake

I don't know what else you could ask for

Are cakes better than lolis?

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>>142903631
>Ray-K will never give her a H-scene

Fuck burn scars I want Christmas cakes,.

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>>142910401
You forgot about the hair, somehow

>>142910362
Koisuru Natsu no Last Resort
It's really mediocre moege, with the christmas cake route being the best, but still hit or miss. It's great when she gets drunk and acts like a femdom goddess, but gets boring later after MC confesses to her and she turns into a whimpering submissive girl.

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>>142910647
Yes

>>142910656
>you will never tell Sylvie that you do in fact prefer voluptuous girls
>you will never hear her sob quietly as you fuck the clothing shop lady in the next room

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>>142910647
Whatever floats your boat.

>>142910647
Can a cake be a loli?

>>142901869

I could make a better adaptation with a pencil tied to my dick

what does cake mean?
thanks

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>>142910794

>>142910647
Why not both?

>>142910906
use your brain

What was that one manga about cute cakes drinking cute beer called? I forgot to fucking bookmark it when I had the chance

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>>142910997
Yeah, the classic eromanga Take On Me had a woman who was a cake because she looked like a loli

The official english translation (Domin-8 Me) changed it to not have a lolicon reference, though.

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>>142910647
No. But its competitive.

>>142901251
>Desperate cakes
Is there any other kind?

>>142911108
an older woman that looks good but has no nutritional value?
i don't get it

>>142911191
Used goods.

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>>142911237
>an older woman that looks good but has no nutritional value?

Just how desperate are we talking about here? That cake wouldn't rape a poor innocent anon like me would she?

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>>142911312
>rape a poor innocent anon

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>>142911294
>no nutritional value

Well, he's not entirely wrong.

>>142911312
>Anon
>innocent

I've heard Anonymous pleases old women for money.

>>142911390
>spoiler
I do it for free.

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I want a cat cake.

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>>142909157
>They are akin to the tea club in golden time.

You say this like its a bad thing.

>>142911672
Well they are not all pretty and thin.

>>142911533
oh okay
cake just means women that are past their expiration date
why didn't you idiots just tell me sheesh

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>tfw not even /a/ remembers

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>>142911785
>didn't know what a christmas cake was
>calls us idiots

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I forget is 25 or 26 the official cake age?

Just turned the former so just curious.

>>142911906
25. Might as well adopt some cats and start posting on Jezebel, cause it's all downhill from here, sis.

>>142903500
Oh i saw the an ova of that last week

>>142911312
>you will never be deflowered by a lusty cake

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>>142912034
>you're far too old to /ss/ now

Just fuck my shit up, senpai

I will fuck only the smallest Christmas cakes

>>142912402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhYxB-ngrf8

>>142902926
fuuga's works are the best

>>142910838
Would it be called a cupcake?

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>>142902291
Please tell me that's a trap. I need more like this if that's a trap.

>>142911275
Used goods cakes are often the most desperate.

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>>142911390
Damn shame Anons lost steam on that project. A Cake VN would have been so good.

>>142909985
kanau-san was one of the only good things about the umaru anime

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>>142907560
DELET

>>142916821
>lost steam on that project
It was never a project

>>142910681
>dominant cake at the start
>turns submissive at the end
I hate this meme

>>142916821
What is this?

which girls will become future cakes? what do you think?

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>>142907560
pic related

>>142911312
>implying you are innocent

>>142901251
Cakes really need to start being 30 year old women instead of 23 year old "desperate unmarried" women. It's kind of unrealistic a woman in her 20s and especially her early 20s would have trouble getting the dick.

>>142902926
tfw rereading this. Thanks for reminding me anon.

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>this thread

Cake, cake cake cake cake cake, 500 million I got a pound cake

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>>142902840
is that Haruka in the bottom right?

>>142902226
Top kek
I hate to be that guy, but I ain't finding source. If you got it I'd appreciate it.

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>>142901706
I'm gonna be so happy if she somehow wins.

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>>142911237
>an older woman that looks good but has no nutritional value?

Some of us like to indulge in guilty pleasures.

>>142906600
His book goes inbetween her tits. I know what he meant because I played Bloodborne.

>>142907560
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-019002&page=top
ARE YOU GOING TO BY YOUR ANXIOUS OFFICE CAKE FIGURE?
Her Twitter is sad as fuck

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>>142920267
>I drew a picture of a single OL being mistaken by a gay rapper military otaku for someone who can't get up because she drank too much.
>gay rapper military otaku

Pretty sure that's an accurate description of the average 4chan user.

>>142912091
>Too old
>Doesn't still look like a teenager minus achne while an adult
Negatives being made fun of and people not believing your age/checking your ID constantly. Everything else is positive.

>>142907560
There aren't actually women like this, are there? Women who build figures?

>>142920383
There are

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UH OH /a/! YOU ARE NOW CAKE AND CAKE IS NOW YOU

>>142920607
I'd continue my solitary lifestyle and schlick to the occasional cake thread on /a/, the only reminder in my life that there are people out there who may find me desirable.

>>142920096
Use google image search

>>142901251
Yes, but not megane ones.

>>142920792
I did, I got no results except Cartoon Network and some /a/ threads on desu storage that didn't share source from what I could tell.

>>142914014
It's from a crappy non-h manga.

>>142920792
>>142920859
Unless it's Denpa Onna, an anon in the desustorage thread said maybe, but all I can match is the MCs have the same common hairstyle and I'm not sure if that's solid enough to pick it up.

>>142911906

I'm not sure if cake status is achieved at 25 or after 25. I'm pretty sure the term originates from "Christmas cakes," so it depends if said cakes become undesirable after Christmas eve or Christmas day.

>>142920993
Can't tell you if it's good, but im pretty sure it's Denpa Onna

>>142906086
Just like me!

>>142902809
t. Yamada Taro

>>142920393
I really want to meet one...

>>142905135
Fair enough, you are right

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>>142920808
Fuck you, meganekko cakes are the best cakes!

I love and lust Mayumi-chan!

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>>142920866
I think you mean a TRAPPY non-h manga, mirite? :-DDDDDDD

>>142902157
>tenderly dominated

That was rape, my dude.

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I only like pure cakes

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>>142911672
giant cake tits

>>142920171
never too late for eight to date his soul mate

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>>142922984
YES!

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>>142923206

>>142920171
>Dat smile when he says "I probably would've fallen madly in love with her"

Y'know Hikigaya, there is nothing preventing you from falling in love with her anyway.....

>>142921317
>>142911906
"Everyone wants Christmas cake on or before the 25th but nobody wants it after."

I learned recently that this isn't actually a thing and it made me sad.

>>142902186
>169cm
>man
you might want to rethink your definition there mate.

>>142924494
An exceptionally tall Japanese man.

>>142920171
Oh how lucky for him that there is a girl his age that is a literal younger clone of her.

>>142920171
Goddamnit this makes me so sad.

>>142920232
I hope you aren't a vileblood anon...

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>officially becoming cake in December right before Christmas
End my life.

>>142911906
>>142911967

26

You don't throw out the cake at the 25th, do you?

>>142901251
Best archetype.

>>142925241
Prove it.

>>142925241
there are no girls on the internet, prove it.

>>142926561
>>142926685
>being this thirsty on the internet

>>142907785
Like them both, but second is pure wife material.

>>142926786
its about the fact that people, if they pretend that they are a female on the internet, get way more attention than others. nothing to do with thirst, i just dont like attention seekers.

>>142927079
So you're retarded? You're literally the only poster giving them attention. Dumb!

>>142927079
And literally why would anon want attention with that post?

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>>142927362
first of all, i am not the only one who is answering those posts. read the fucking thread.
>>142927653
> i am an unloved potential waifu at the age of 25, please save me beta anon-kun
read the whole thread, anon isnt the only one.

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Where is my caky doing cute caky things anime?

>>142926561
>>142926685
I'm not even a girl I just want to relate to christmas cakes somehow.

>>142911531
BIG FAT CAKE TATS

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I want to lick a cakes sweaty body.

>>142928311
This one is very erotic. How much does she cost?

>>142928351
All the cum you produce for the rest of your life.

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>>142928311
Fit cake is the best.

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>>142927997
You can be my christmas cake anon

>>142928351
The cost of every cake is a ring, anon.

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>meet Christmas cake
>have relationship

Nice dream.png

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Can you even handle a desperate cake? She'll fuck your brains out until you are a crying mess on the floor.

>>142920057
No, she was never really a cake by definition.

>>142928704
And then she'll gently cuddle you to her bosom in a mother's embrace while you cry.

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The term cake really only applies to the west as in the west people can get married just fine at 25 which is around the time people usually get married.

>>142927915
Nomi Joshi

just pray it gets adapted.

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Is brown cake ok?

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>>142927997
>>142928559

>>142928559
You don't happen to have a sauce for this?

>>142902840
>Fujii-san
Damn I still remember looking around the internet for White Album just to play her route

>>142929023
Americans are getting married later and later. The average age of first marriage in the United States is 27 for women and 29 for men, up from 23 for women and 26 for men in 1990 and 20 and 22 (!) in 1960.

The marriage age will keep going up as long as economy isn't improving for middle class/lower class. On top of that, as long as healthcare is more expensive and cost of living is just as expensive, this trend will continue to go up.

I wouldn't be surprised the 2000+ born kids marrying average age is around 30.

>>142929125 Meant for >>142928527

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>>142921701
>tfw you will never be rescued by a cake onee-san

this thread makes me want to use my large manly arms to warmly embrace a cold lonely cake

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If women are cakes, are men bread?

>>142903838
Cake-class CA are the best.

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>>142928559

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>>142929112

>>142920171
>implying someone will actually win

>>142929112
More of a whore than a cake.

It sucks Japan only wants high school girls, I want me some NEET self insert anime about cakes.

>>142929188
Well another factor is that college is being pushed onto the high school students and with that comes student loans which equals debt. If you and your partner got married and have student debt the debt would then be tied together meaning you would be living in debt for most of your life. Many Jewish tricks later and you have an aging population where there are few kids being born and the gov imports "refugees" to even out the population.

>>142930671
This.

Can anybody recommend some manga or anime exclusively about cakes or in which cakes feature prominently? I know of many where they are side characters, but I am tired of tolerating high school girls while awaiting dessert.

>>142920171
That would be glorious but japs could not handle it and it would be big shitstorm.

>>142930709
I am pretty sure she has been pounded around the block quite often.

>>142930858
Try to not watch high school shit newfag. And no there is no anime about just cakes.

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>>142930918

>>142930858
Just stick to porn.

>>142930671
Why japs dont like cakes? What do they see in high school girls that they dont see in cakes?

>>142930709
Isn't she only in her early twenties, though?

>>142931138
Dunno, you'd think with many otaku being old enough to work, how could they afford all this stuff otherwise, there would be a market for it. It's not like it wouldn't be cute, everything can be cute in 2D.

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>>142913060

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Is a wizard cake taking it too far?

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>balalaika tells you that you are her househusband now
What do you do?

>>142931935
Make dinner.

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>>142931935
Learn how to be a proper househusband.

>>142931935
Um, happily comply? S-she's just so beautiful and w-wonderful person. Who wouldn't want that?

>>142931209
the eye

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>>142932165

>>142902692
Sauce?

>thread about cakes
>realize i'm almost 30

Fuck this gay earth.

>>142931209
gonna need a source on this senpai

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>>142931364
>circumvents the harem
>starts a secret relationship with MC
>dates the MC
>legit confesses her true love and MC accepts, leading to some freak level sexy time
why don't we get more cakes like her.

>>142901251
Yeah

>>142932165
Now look the mouth.

>>142933358
I was in the jistu thread

>>142933312
what animu anon,I need this

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>>142931935
>What do you do?

Well first there is the laundry and then I'll have to go to the market to pick up a few things to make dinner.

http://exhentai.org/g/836767/26324b283a/
http://exhentai.org/g/940382/625848fa05/

>>142931935
Make dinner and prepare the bath for her.

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>>142920808
What a faggot.

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>>142902840
>Mikado
>No Tearju

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is Ena a christmas cake?

>>142920808
this

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>>142933542
Shinmai Maou no Testament

>>142934179
thank you

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>>142934076
Imagine actually getting this upset over a few lines on someone's face.

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>>142931209

>>142902840
Sawa-chan sensei is a blessing to the world.

>>142934328
It's like when you get a combination of vanilla and chocolate cake for your birthday. There's an instant temptation to put a slice of each in your mouth at the same time.

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>>142901251
I want to fuck this cake

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>>142934415

>>142934463
That's a MILF

>>142934699
It's a pound cake.

>>142920607

I'm 29. The cake got a raw deal.

>>142934327
is that an eyeball within her eye?

>>142920607

If I was a sexy Cake I would go around raping all the shotas.

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>>142920607
Well, I'm turning 27 soon and I've put on a lot of weight recently, so I guess not much will change for either of us.

>>142935416
it's a mask, the eye within an eye is the cake