This is your cellmate for life.

we'll mate, alright

>>142816604
I'm not sure if i'm strong enough to beat her in a fight if she tries to start one with me, so this might lead to something bad happening to me ... so its probably best if I tried to stay on her good side all the time I really don't like getting hurt

>>142816847
Kek.

>>142816604
will she pound my boyhole with her thick throbbing black cock?

>>142816896
No, faggot

Daily reminder that some homeless Japanese old guys did commit crime in order to be incarcerated and well taken care by government/prison, at least no problem on food (real meals with real ingredient) and also healthcare

>>142816896
Where do you shits come from? You must be australian.

>>142816669
Damn it, I was too late

>>142816968
>>142817167
oi m8 i just want that didgeridoo up my donga right propper
why you atta be such a cock shite you whore

"alright here we are, this is your cellmate for life, enjoy your new marriage
>hello, do you want to be the husband or the wife?
The husband!
>alright then, start sucking your wife's dick

someone tell me what is the appeal of this manga?

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>>142816604
TWO FRIDGES

I need a strong rope.

>>142819235
For what?

>>142817098
That happens in burgerclap all the time

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What're you in for?

>>142819548
Binding those titties.

>>142816604
Post the edit faggot

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>>142817338
in the beginning she is a damn brat spend all her free time on manga and videogames, the first volumes show her worst, through the help of her new friends she improve herself, she starts with ebina, then Kirie, and Sylphinford.
she is a pro at hiding her power level she is one of us

I'll shank ya if you do something funny

>>142816604
COUNTRY
GROWN
VEGETABLES.

>>142816604
it will be a neverending sauna

>>142816604
I'm sure we could get along

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>>142816604
>veins.jpg

I want to boost Ebina's self-confidence.

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>>142816604
Ebin :DDDDD

>>142816604
simply ebin

>>142816604
Beat her ass, top bunk is mine.

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>>142816604
Ebina mama a cute

>>142827019
>the old "ask the mother if shes the sister" line
Onii-chan is a smooth operator.

Only if I get the upper bunker

>>142816604
We'll have lots of little cellmates together.

>>142816604
I'm gonna make make fun of her dumb hat every single day for the rest of our lives

>>142827019
No wonder Ebina is such a healthy child, she must have had plenty to eat as a baby.

>>142827019

Next chapter when???

>>142816604
Looks like in 5 years i'll have 6 cellmates

>>142827096

Gittin that sweet Ebina milf puss

>>142827309
don't know, it says 6月7日
Maybe soon

She's not stuck there with you. YOU are stuck in there with her.

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>>142827480
stuck in her???

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>>142827019
>we only greet each other once in a while
>not saying how much of a burden she is and how you work hard for ebina and umaru and sometimes you need something to relax every once in a while
come on domo up your milf game

>>142819655

My dad had a client, an older businessman, who was seduced and married a stripper. She and her boyfriend took everything. so he got a gun, robbed a bank, walked across the street to a bar and started doing shots.

>>142828114
>walked across the street to a bar and started doing shots.
this sounds so wrong

>>142816604
What's the punishment for prison rape? This is very important.

>>142828823
Prison rape.

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Can't I get the cell with the german instead?

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>>142817338
After a rough start with Umaru being a total cunt, she starts realizing just how much she needs Taihei and her friends. It then becomes more about her growing relationship with those people close to her, as well as her wondering if she should reveal her hamster personality or get rid of it entirely.

It's actually pretty fun and heartwarming, particularly her bonding with TSF and Kirie.

>>142827682

She hasn't met Umaru yet in that

>>142822308
>>142829627
>When someone asks for appeal of the series, all answers describe how in fact the main character is less bitch than she seems
If instead of the appeal you manage only to spout some sort of strange defense posts, maybe it would be good just to admit the appeal is pretty low. This is like Oreimo all over again.

>>142829771
It's called character development, bro.

>>142816604
>>142827203
Why does she wear the hat?

>>142829802
To humiliate prisoners.
You shouldn't laugh, you're getting one too you delinquent.

>>142829740
the point still stands he should have fucked Ebimom and gotten $20 to buy ebindaughter some food

>>142829969
Taihei probably doesn't even want children with how much of a shit his sister's been.

>>142830048

He loves her more than anyone

>>142829348
So you win either way, time to enjoy prison life with Ebina-chan.

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>>142830117

>>142817234
Not even close

>>142827019
Onnichan x Ebina Mom's, doujins when?

>>142830048
who said anything about children?
ebinmom is 10/10 and i'd get super autismo if a woman like that looked at me

>>142830267
After we get a good TSF doujin.

>>142816604
dumb Hamburglar.

>>142816669
FPBP

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>>142830048
he wants them, he likes his Onichan's role in the manga

>>142831066
Videogames aren't real life.

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>>142831226
>Videogames aren't real life

>>142831226
Taihei openly says that he is happy for his little sister despite her lazy behaviour

>>142827128
Dude it'd be kind of hot having her sleep above you every night.

>>142827383
Ebin

>>142817338
Shitposting on /a/ without getting banned.

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Translations fucking WHEN?

>>142833314
Never

>>142816604
>Whys she wearing horizontal stripes instead of orange like everyone else?

>>142816604
Why is Ebina in jail? I thought she was a good girl!

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>>142816604
Noice

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>>142834520
accidentally asphyxiated domo with her tits, it was a terrible tragedy
but what a good way to go

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>>142831066
Ebina confirmed victor of Taiheibowl

Christmas cake btfo

>>142835734
>>142831226

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>>142835546
There are much better girls to be asphyxiated by.

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>>142837387
tsf can't even successfully asphyxiate herself how can she ever hope to do it to me?

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>>142837584
Passionately with tongue.

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>>142816604
What does Ebina's tits smells like?

>>142837820
Like the icing on a strawberry shortcake. Delectable.

>>142837820
Fishy and sweaty.

>>142837820
my cum

>>142835734
DELETE THIS

>>142816604
cutest prison break ever

>>142816604
Why am I in a women's prison? Am I a woman now? Where did this happened? Why nobody told me? Well, I guess I would try to seduce her to have sexy lesbian times with her. I mean we will be cellmates for life.

>>142841569
No, they just mistook you for a woman because you're a dainty femmy fuck. Kudos to you though because you get to impregnate Ebina for decades and decades.

>>142841661
I doubt someone would mistake me for a woman.

Where is Umaru thread ?

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>>142833314
>2016
>Not knowing japanese

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>>142841738
>2016
>learning a dead language

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>>142842005
You're on /a/, my friend. Your argument has no power here.

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>>142827480
YAY! The shy ones are usually the freekyest

>>142833314

oh shit she dabbin

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>>142833314

>know enough to read it
>don't know enough to understand what I'm reading

>>142842371

meant for

>>142841738

>>142842005
So why don't you learn Japanese instead?

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She Sees your ____.

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>>142842371
Rev up those decks.

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>>142835734
>Chrismas cake btfo
IT'S NOT FAIR!

>>142841661
Wouldn't the wardens get suspicious?

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>>142816669

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>>142842422
Rating in SF4.

>>142817098
That happens in virtually every country, although it's nearly not as effective in shitholes like america or japan where the prison is meant to punish you, instead of rehabbing into the society.

>>142830267
Oyakodon doujins when? I need to see mama Ebina educate her daughter in being a good wife.

>>142816847
>...

>>142816884
>Kek

>>142827309
>???

>>142827633
>???

>>142842343
>YAY!

Fucking die. All of you.

>>142842985
When's doujins of Ebina's cute tall friend though?

>>142842512
Actually they would find out you're a guy, but they'd make you suck their dick so that you'd be allowed to stay in that cell with Ebina and bang her
It'd be a complex give/take scenario to say the least

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She won't last long

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>>142843200
Is that supposed to be bad?

>>142816604
cute

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>>142827309
Anon, the last chapter is out

>>142847507

Loved it. Truly miraculous

>>142837820
Sweet strawberry milk

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>>142816604
My dick was going to be harder than those bars.

I don't know how they did it but the combination with the hat is fucking cute as hell.

>new chapter never ever

The last one in Batoto is 145, and was uploaded a month ago. At least we have a new chapter of the Ebina spin-off.

>>142829771
It's very obvious you haven't read it. The 2 summaries are spot on.

Sure is summer.

Why do people like that cleft lipped annoying cunt?

One of the worst characters in a show, ever.

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>>142849386
/a/ is partial for cleft lipped girls

>>142849386
She's not even cleft lipped, check your eyes.

>>142849386
see
>>142849467

>>142827019
shit


my heart


MY DICK


the author should forget about umaru and do more ebina instead

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Friendly reminder, Ebinmom boobs is bigger

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>>142849705
at least ebina knows how to use hers

>>142843073
The cancer is spreading and way to less people are pointing it out. So I'm really just typing thi, to thank you.

>>142843073
Jokes on you, maybe they're shitposting post-ironically and you're taking the bait like a faggot.

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>>142849386
Because she's genuine and enjoys life and her friends.

>>142843073
>>YAY!
the others i get, but why this?

>>142850734
because not typing proper english is considered cancer, albeit rather minor than most cancers out there.

>>142816604
We gonna make so many jailbabbies...

>>142816669
Underrated.

>>142816669
FPBP

>>142816604
>4 hamburgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5HtM-um2qQ&list=RDP5HtM-um2qQ

>>142816604

COUNTRY

>>142816604
This is supposed to be a punishment, right?

>>142816669
I think you meant "We'll be alright, mate"

>>142860008
Yes. Punishment. Sexy, sexy punishment.

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>>142816669

>>142816604
I'm content with this.

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>>142816669
>we'll mate, alright
>we'll
>we will

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>>142863276
>getting butthurt over correct grammar
This is why no one likes you.

>>142863276
??? it makes perfect sense

>>142863276
sure is summertime

>>142842371
If you don't understand it, then you aren't reading it. What is that even supposed to mean?

>>142866518
He understands what the characters sound like, but not their meaning.

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>>142816604
I'm dying from cancer so it won't be long life

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>>142817338
The super-genki ojou is actually best girl, by a comfy margin.

>>142819668
That second fridge was actually her stand, Snack Time!

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>>142818727
LMAO
2

>>142867216
And that's not what reading is.

>>142868255
Sure it is, you're just not gaining any information.

>>142867491
Poor guy, have a (You)

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>>142867536
The most kissable lips in all of anime.

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>>142869744
Infectious enthusiasm.

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>>142870820
Weird flower eyes.

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>>142870877
Cute outfits that suit her really well.

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>>142871018
Superior german genes.

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>>142871100
An unmatched drive for competition.

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>>142871281
Along with the skills to make good on her boasts.

>>142867536
Why is she putting her hand up like she can fight me or something? Does she really think she could win?

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>>142863276
>>142864122

>FPBP says 'we shall mate'
>Nazi thinks he's an australian shitposter

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>>142871352
Not to mention impeccable taste in everything from videogames to fine wine.
>>142871495
She's like a Subaru; confidence in motion.
At the very least, she'll give you a run for your money.

>>142816604
dat girl's titties gettin raped ERRY DAY

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>>142871678
All-in-all, she's just perfect!

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>>142871715
Couldn't have said it better on my own.

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>>142871927
Now the question is how do I get one of my own?

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>>142872553
Science has not gone far enough.

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Why isn't there a TSF chapter with her bro yet.

>>142873199
There was the christmas special flashback.

>>142842371
how many of you have learned japanese just for anime, manga and games?