Gonna catch me a bucket of Suu...
>>142786105
I don't think you've seriously grasped what you're implying there. You don't actually catch Suu, Suu catches you.
Jesus! That was close. Almost went an entire hour without these threads. I nearly died.
Here we go again, I suppose.
Did we have to start this thread with a /v/ image? It screams tacky.
>Shiina Natsukawa
She voiced one of the characters from Haifuri, is anyone watching that shit? How is her voice?
>>142786384
>Polt
>voiced
Wait what?
>>142786384
Genki as fuck.
>>142786252
I don't think I'd put up much resistance, to be honest.Except maybe for the whole drowning thing. Would be a nice death though.
>>142786470
Breathing from her episode 10 cameo
Thanks to who ever recolored papi, I'm awaiting the day I see a dark feathered papi.
>>142786620
They brought in a new voice actress just to breathe?
Couldn't one of the others have done that?
Couldnt help myself.
>>142786824
He's gonna chew on the hair dong, I'm calling it.
https://desustorage.org/a/thread/142786105/
What was the image, desu isnt helping....
>>142786916
Bocu no pico.
>>142786824
HAHA! I DEHYDRATED SLIME!
Gib raws. I'll typeset.
>>142787326
Those hips are fucking ridiculous.
nth for Lilith, Queen of the Andals and of the First Men.
>>142786586
>Breathing from her episode 10 cameo
Panting if you please. Also she might be voicing her in the OAD.
>>142787326
Would you still love Manako if she had just one boob?
>>142787582
>monoeye with a monoboob
Like pottery.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>142787582
Would the size ratio between human eyeball and monoeyeball be the same as the ratio between human boob and monoboob?
>>142787685
Nu-uh
>>142787685
>bae
No.
>>142786384
she doesn't even spoke in the entire season
we will know how good her voice fits when the OAD is launched
reminder that now MON is also in the darlingbowl
probably soon Draco, Kii and Lilith will be in it too
>>142788065
So somehow Smith stands to inherit a ton of money and property if Kurusu dies young, right?
>>142787907
Yeah.
>>142787955
>loverboy
Mah nigga.
has chapter 43 been translated yet? I want to know more about the blue jugs.
>>142788478
nah, in a couple of weeks maybe
I want to know if the coloured pages of vol 10 are translated
>>142788478
I've been trolling for the raws and translation since I can typeset, but nobody answers the call.
>>142787131
I have done nothing but dehydrate a slime for three days.
>>142788065
>draco
she'll ask kurusu how to properly treat girls and fall in love from there
>kii
another save the forest episode
>lilith
Kurusu will end up brutalizing her somehow and that will make her fall head over heels
>>142788065
>MON is also in the darlingbowl
I didn't know this...Tio, I think I'd leave my original harem waifu for her. I feel terrible.
A friend and I are making a H-game with monster girls, but I am sort of stumped on what sort of girls to add.
What species of monster is your waifu and what lewd things would you like to see them do?
>>142788861
As for species (in or out of the manga) I'd choose Alraunes, Dryads, Queen slimes and Honeybees.
Alraunes and Dryads of course incorporate the husband-victim's body into their own and fuck them for life. Honeybees choose you, and if the Queen doesn't pick you, the workers keep you. I can't remember exactly what the Queen Slimes do.
Newt is cute
>>142788861
Harionaga. A Lamia with hair that can be manipulated like tentacles.
>>142789103
Ugly boy
>>142789103
Newt is anatomically incorrect.
>>142789204
Newt is the perfect female specimen.
>>142789254
When lamias had to send a student, they send one of the hottest (because they wanted to take a human male as a communal husband)
I don't think that the same thing can be applied to Draco, probably there are other dragonewts more hotter than her in Japan
Anyone want some?
>>142789078
In or out of the manga really didn't really matter as the only girls we have in-game atm are werewolf, mino, centaur and a tanuki.
Was looking for some ideas on what some anons would like to see.
>>142789116
With the scene being a hair job I'd assume? Or more of using it to tie up someone to have her way?
>>142789148
Correction: Beautiful boy; Ugly girl
Big girls.
>>142789254
>Newt is the perfect female specimen.
If that's true then where is her penis?
:^)
>>142789489
Golem-Girl
Some horny Rabbi one night goes and makes a Golem. Oy Vey.
>>142789489
Deertaur.
>>142789573
Are best.
>>142789573
>>142789608
BIG LOVE!
>>142789489
>With the scene being a hair job I'd assume? Or more of using it to tie up someone to have her way?
Show us the hair tentacles doing roshambo. Once the game's over, we find out that the loser tentacle has to handle prostate stimulation.
>>142789103
>Visible ribs
As a certified doctor i prescribe you:
[X] 1 (one) upgrade
[ ] Suicide
>tfw you see heaven for the first time
>>142789746
Draco beign bullied by other sexier dragonewtsand then saved by darlingwhen?
>>142789489
She has hair-kinesis, basically. She can shape the hair however she wants to, tentacles are just one option.
>>142789784
But we haven't seen monoeye nipples yet.
>>142789825
Monoeyeonly has one nipple
>>142789876And two clits.
>>142789812
Sounds gay
>>142789950You know where this is going...
>>142789577
Forgot Golems were from jewish mythology. Might have a idea for this one as our Tanuki plays our happy merchant.
>>142789601
Wouldn't a deertaur just be a Dryad?
>>142789819
Ah I see. I'll have to take a look at the encyclopedia again to brush up on some of these girls info.
>>142789812
The fact that she has such a severe complex about her chest, and since it's pretty likely she grew up in dragonewts society, surrounded by other dragonewts, that her flatness stands out, even among dragonewts.
>>142790104
This is an Original the Monster, actually. She'd be an Elite Lamia, I guess, with a queen-like demeanor.
Does it bother anyone else that even in life threatening situations or dramatic moments like this, the girls still refer to Kurusu by his pet names?
>>142787582
you wouldn't notice
>>142790410
His Youngblood's Disease bothers me
>>142790410
probably they don't remember his name
besides, it feels that when they'll call him by his name, it will be way too personal
>>142787840
Not sure, but I feel we need people like you as scientists to answer these questions.
>>142790176
I'll give the idea over to my artist along with all the others that were given in the thread.
I'll probably drop by again with a demo of the game once we finish the first 1/4 of the game for anyone interested.
As we are doing this project to try and better our programming skills and what better motivation than porn.
>>142790562
>besides, it feels that when they'll call him by his name, it will be way too personal
if your beloved saved you from death I don't think you'd care if it seemed too personal
but they probably don't remember his name, that's the more likely scenario
Choose one girl to be your roommate. Nothing sexual in the relationship whatsoever.
>>142788861
>A friend and I are making a H-game with monster girls
Was it Monster Girl Island?
>>142790846
A Poultry, if nothing else I'll be having eggs for how long she is staying with me
>>142790846
If it would be a female roomate I still would bust a nut for her
I'd say Zombina or Draco
>>142790410
Look what you made me do :(
>>142790846
A slime, they help big-time with clean up.
>>142790846
Zombina. As much as I'd like to impregnate her, I'd still like to have her as a friend. Seems like she'd be a really fun person to hang and drink with.
>>142791016
it took me a moment to get it but kek
>>142791044
Can't impregnate zombi
>>142790885
Nope. Our game hasn't been released anywhere yet. We wanted to get a full demo going before we released anything.
Tho I can say this about monster girl islandShark girl a best
>>142791129
I wouldn't lose anything if I try
>>142788328
>The_weak_should_fear_the_strong.jpg
>>142791129
You obviously haven't tried hard enough.
How much would you guys give up to be with your 2D waifu?
>>142791496
Everything.
>>142791496
Depends on if she would like me back.
>>142791496
>Implying I have anything worth giving up
>>142791533
You have to work for it
Will we see more /fit/ monstergirls in Polt's OVA?
>>142791681
Will we seeten nipplesin Polt's OVA?
>>142791496
I think a better question would be do I have enough to give...
>>142791681
>Poltposting
Literally 2/10 girl
>>142789784
>>142791533
>>142791496
this^
I'm not about to trade for something that I'm not a 100% on.
I want to marry this snake.
>>142793200
I want to cuddle with snek.
>>142793349
I want toteach her how to cook
>>142793200
You could do it someday anon
pic related, but I spoilered it bc it's3d
>>142793406
>No snake eyes
Dropped.
>>142793647
>3DPD
>ever good
What did you expect?
>>142789573
For you
>>142793647
that's such an easy fix it's laughable.
here's a couple quick ones;
http://www.pinkyparadise.com/Princess-Pinky-Cosplay-Yellow-Cat-p/f24-f05-3.htm
http://www.aclens.com/contacts/422/seducer-contact-lenses
and if you want to get a bit startling;
http://www.aclens.com/displaylens.asp?LensID=668
come on anon, step up your game.
>>142789573
>Big girls.
Make me diamonds.
>>142793200
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>142794198
She's just amazing, anon.
Anyone remember that sneksock that Darling made for Miia?
Could Miia even move while wearing it?
I not an expert on snek locomotion, but I believe that the belly scales have to touch the ground directly in order for her to move forward.
Can any snekfag share some knowledge?
>>142794465
if it had suspenders it would work.
I know that Papi, Suu, Rachnee and MON will appear in the OAD but I wonder if Lala will appear too, I want to see her in a swimsuit or a very tight sport shorts
>>142794465
I'd say that it could work, but it wouldn't be easy for her to move around. The big sock is more for when she just wants to lie around and cuddle.
>>142794523
Adorable.
>ywn cuddle with a lamia grill
Man, Doppel is just adorable. Would marry her in her wedding gown.
>>142794613
Soft snek hugs followed by passionate snex.
>>142794734
> Marrying an eldritch abomination
>>142794734
>Man, Doppel is just adorable.
I wholeheartedly disagree with this statement.
>>142794734
She definitely can be.
focus more on "can be".
>>142794757
Definitely.
>>142788065
If that's the backcover, I wonder what the omakes will be about.
I know that Cici will be in one for sure. Maybe the rest of the girls will show up too, including bikecop and the otaku orc
>>142794026
How about this?Spoilered for 3DPD
>>142795186
Cici a cute.
Hope we see more of her in the future.
Polt by seismic when?
>>142795262
looks like a dude.
>>142795262
asside from the freaky eyebrows, faded wig, and literally zero makeup below the eyes, it's alright
>>142795262
Disgusting
>>142795365
Oh god why.
Now I can see a hint of mustache.
Fuck you very much.
>>142795013
>>142795683
That's one smug snek.
>>142795683
Dos snek hav bob???
>>142795683
Anyone have the original?
>>142795876
Here you go.
>>142795909
I could watch this for hours.
Why didn't Ms. Smith go on a date with Darling?
>tfw no gif making abilities to give best girl content
>>142795941
Snek belly is pretty hypnotizing after all.
>>142796041
>lamia cheerleader
>that hair
>delicious art style
Holy fuck man.
>>142796090
The people over at the drawthreads do some real good work.
>>142795987
because she already did it
and darling didn't had to apologize her
>>142796123
They sure do
>>142796123
speaking of drawing, I think it's still funny that one anon payed money for this, not that there is anything wrong with the drawing itself though.
>>142796259
> Literal boypussy
>>142796259
What's funnier is that he paid for it out of spite for the three dracofags
And the dracofags like it
>>142796424
I'm not even a Draco-fag and I think it's a nice picture, or maybe I am.
I don't think she's a boy.
is Kimihoto the best harem protagonist? I can't think of a better one.
>>142796991
>is Kimihoto the best harem protagonist?
Kimihito is the best, period.
>>142797266
Miia get out.
>>142797359
post your best girl anon, I want to see your tastes.
>>142797266
Miia, plshe's mine
>>142797506
Just a joke, anon.
>>142797532
In your dreams
>>142797647
Cerea loves Kimihito.
Miia loves the idea of loving Kimihito.
>>142797564we're all entitled to our own opinions anon, if you don't like snek it's okay.
>>142797359
Miia, Papi, Cerea, Suu, Mero, Rachnera, Lala, the MONettes, and damn near every mon musume side character he deals with. The guy is flooding the air around him with some serious pheromones that wreck havoc with monster girl's morals and morale.
>>142797705
Checkmate.
>>142797647
TRY ME
>>142797767
Can they even detect pheromones?
>>142797647
>>142797955
in the end, Lala is the true victor.Why was she in Kimihito's room, /a/?
>>142797955
>Cerea will never hang Miia from a really tall tree and get rid of her once and for all
>>142797266
>>142797532
>>142797647
>>142797955
>>142798039
Girls! Stop fighting.We all know Darling belongs to me.
>>142798085
>>142798038
weirdly, Darling avoided to answer the same question that Miia askedmaybe she doesn't has a bedroom so she has to stay in darling's bedroom/closetlike Rukia did with Ichigo
>>142797793
>no snek wife in my life that loves me that much
Cow touchy time
>>142798349
When will the suffering end?
>>142798214
I want to assume that she likes stalking him for lewd purposes, despite her saying she has "no such interest".
>>142798085
I can't wait to see herand hear her afterlife counterpartanimated.
>>142798009
They breathing, except for Suu, and have a sense of smell. Suu would be affected by anything she absorbed from in contact with Kurusu of his effects.
There's got to be something other than, "He's soo nice!"
>>142798381
Nice moo, would touch.
>>142798070
>>142798412
sadly, we can't ask the crab about it
we must have to wait, he eventually will explain what was she doing there
we must be patient
>>142798400
Never.
>>142798214
It isn't that she wants to be popping in and out of Kurusu's closet. It's just that there's a convenient correspondence between his closet and her new digs in the Never Never.
>>142798569
just like I'm waiting for chapter 43.
Anyhow, what's your opinion on Mono-eye?
>>142798702
I think she's a pretty cute gal and she is afraid of everything
>>142798867
That's a good opinion.
>>142798702
Am I the only one that prefers Manako in monochrome?
>>142799237
sorry I'm a retard, what's a monochrome? the glasses?
>>142798702
I'd like to help her out of her shell. Then out of her coat, her shoes, and her dress. She can leave her hat on.
>>142799358
mono = one
chrome = color.
It means black and white usually. Or any other color on white. You really ought to look things like this up on your own.
>>142799414
well thanks anon, I guess I should have first.
anyway I like her in any color so I suppose I like her in Monochrome.
>>142799371
2Lewd4Me
>>142799358
Monochrome is the crappy slide film that they tries to replace Kodachrome with back in 2009. See >>>/p/2856926 for more details.Monochrome images use different levels of only one color, black in the case of manga, to form an image.
>>142787326
>>142798070
>ywn be a cute monster girl and fight endlessly with other cute monster girls (and a spider) over your husbando
>>142799613
I want to do the slimy slimy with Oct.
>>142787326
>>142799613
>>142799639
>ywn have a plethora of monster girls fight over you
>>142787326
>>142799818
holy shit that's a lewd mono-eye.
>>142799698
Would you be willing to eat her octopus balls though, anon? She's very proud of them.
>>142799818
There are people who don't find her attractive. Beats the hell out of me, how they could think that.
>>142787326
>select all images with trees twice
Stop fucking with me google,i'm terribly bad at planting and gardening shit,and i ain't gonna fuck a tree either
>>142799898
I share your confusion.
>>142799898
Where she been hiding them hips tho?
There's hardly any evidence of them existing.
>>142799848
I'd eat them like a motherfucker.
I'd do all the nasty shit to her.
>>142799966
Crab's not good at consistent anatomy,ch-check'd
>>142799966
That's a little wider than usual, but she's always had a nice ass.
>>142799966
She's way too shy to acknowledge them.
Even a bunny suit can't hide them
>>142799698
FUCK HER
>>142800137
W E W
E
W
>>142800137
>taco shot
Well I know that's gotta be an edit
>>142800137
not real friendo
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>142800243
> Reminder Suezo is best girl.
>>142800137
it's a shame that we didn't get more of her
Post cute.
>>142800863
>>142800863
>>142800863
Cute newt
>>142800841
There's hope that she'll swing by to talk with Mero about ways to deal with the Queen.
>>142801026
Ugly boy
>>142800863
Cute monoeye
>>142800863
Miia is love.
>>142801111
N-Nice quads
>>142801052
Cooking contest.
Darling's everything
Miia's biological weaponry
Octs Takoyaki
>>142801111
Miia is life
>>142801324
Miia is a lovely girl.
>>142800137
Her poor body
>>142801241
Oct compliments Kurusu on his deft handling of the balls, in the next room mon musume of all sizes and shapes seethe with rage.
>>142801266
The most realistic characters in the whole manga
>>142788738
Lilith just needs to find out what happened in Chapter 40 somehow. He threw her at a rapist. The only way he could get more brutal would have been to join said rapist.
>>142789577
>was too drunk on sacrament(or whatever Jewish equivalent)
>wrote "Emeth" on her clitoris, thinking that way she will be safe from shutdown
>cries when he sobers up
>>142800137
>>142800841
I want Oct to forcefully pin me to the ground and ride me as hard as she can.
>>142800863
>Turn this into a snekthread again...
>only one snek represented
lemme fix that
>>142801801
>Tfw got Iorumu on first roll
She's a good snekI don't have time to play that game anymore ;-;
>>142790104
Deertaur is a Warcraft Dryad. I think in D&D they're "hybsil". Dryad dryads are basically trees shaped like women.
>>142801801
> Breath that can kill
>>142801801
Iorumu is fine too.
>>142801860At least have the time to login though, even if you don't have time to do 5 runs per weekend, but that's just my opinion.
>>142801801
Iormu fanart where?
>>142801907My script also got fucked up so I can't access the game and haven't gotten around to fixing it
>>142801903
How is she fine when you can't kiss her without dying?
>>142786105
So who is the most vanilla girl? Lala has been excused for now.
>>142802001
Duh
Smith
>>142802001
Zombina, Tio, Manako, Miia, Papi, Suu
>>142801921
I'm actually considering doing one though, it's in my never ending to-do list.
I still haven't did meganekko Qukulu and a lactating Carol though.
LOVE this horse.
>>142790846
>>142791027
>>142791044
These
Or an Arachnera for practicality of always being able to sell web products to make rent or whatever.
Also a flyer of some kind as long as I can get free short range trips to avoid traffic.
>>142791184
>skip the anal, I want vanilla!
>>142801982
Who said anything about kissing her tenderly, anon?
That snek is for grape.
>>142801921
Check twitter. I saw at least a couple there.
>>142802001
Does snex count as vanilla?
>>142802053
>zombina
A corpse whose body parts fall off and who is highly toxic.
>tio
Might agree with you here, she is basically just a big girl
>manako
Agree a good deal here as well, but she does have some problems with depth perception and her eye drying out.
>Miaa
A giant snake who sheds and cant stand colt tempetures
>papi
Can fly and lay eggs, along with EXTREME memory issues
>suu
C'mon man.
I would actually say
>tio
>mono
>doppel
Are most vanailla, because they actually dont face many problems or challanges that a tall or one eyed human would face.
>>142802001
Ren, of course.
>>142802283
>loli
>vanilla
>>142802060
Yaycan't wait for the Carol one
>>142802153
@okayado1215, right?
>>142802440
No. Search for her name イオルム
If Iormu wasn't your speed... How about Ena? She's always looking good and eager to please.
have some cow i guess
>>142788861
Add the Apophis from MGE.
>>142796424
That's kind of what happens when a guy tries to throw money at people to make them mad.
>>142802503
Okay, thanks
I tried to search twitter for art of my game waifu but it's mostly just wolves and fire emblem characters
>>142802060
>megane Qukulu
Please do this.
>>142802550
>face
puking
>>142802663
Who is it?
>>142802515What if I'm the one who wants to please her?
>>142802678
are you being a shit, anon?
>>142802550
I imagine her to have a very dark tan, or redskin tone like native american.
Cathyls wild, nature loving cousin.
>>142802747
her face is actually
>>142791681
Taking polt for walkies (down the aisle) must be ttf's dream.
>>142802792
>>142798381
Cheating whore.
>>142798702
I find them genuinely disgusting. I know she is a sweet girl but her eye freaks me the fuck out
>>142802794
Except he's dead, or at the very least paralyzed from the waist down
>>142802876
Cathyl did nothing wrong.
>>142801643
I kind of wonder if that would be the normal reaction to monster girls, or if society would openly embrace them.
>>142802911
Wait what?
>>142802913
Except be an abusive cheating whore.
>>142802983
Let's not go into /pol/.Though realistically the religious nutters would view them as demonspawn.
>>142803016
You're just imagining things.
>>142802698
Miss Scorpion.
>>142786824
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT SLIME FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS
>>142803050
Hard to imagine her not being a cheating whore. She doesnt even have the decency to break up with the farmer
I just discovered if you search pixiv for モンスター娘のいる日常オンライン you get a lot of art that doesn't show up if you just search for モンスター娘のいる日常 including some interesting pieces that I can't post here without extensive cropping.
>>142803112
She did nothing wrong. Why would she break up with him?
>>142803016
>Wait what?
Polt found out that TTF went out yesterday and brought Miia, Mero, and Rachnera back to his place where he photographed himself eating them and then posted the pictures on line. She was not happy. An unfortunate accident at the gym followed.
>>142803168
Because she cheated. She should stop being such a selfish cunt and break up with him so he can be with someone who actually loves him.
>>142803135
You'll get both if you just take the base monmusu and don't have the search set to exact match.
>>142803220
You're just imagining things.
Always moving forward
>>142803253
Hard to imagine it, when her entire intro chapter revolves around her cheating on him. If she wants to have sex with other men fine, but be decent about it and break up with farmer san.
>>142803220
Any other woman who caught their boyfriend cheating on them then got a sample of Kurusu "Monstervag Magnet" Kimihito's deft hands would have been left gagging for the D, but all Cathyl can do is start crying because she loves her old boyfriend so much. She is without doubt the loyalest girl.
>>142803295
The farmer deserves better, but he's stuck with her now. What a poor bastard.
>>142803295
What sex are you talking about? She did nothing wrong.
>>142803303
Farmer san is completely innocent. Cathyl in a jealous rage had some random guy milk her. It doesnt matter the reason, she cheated and should have the decency to break up with him.
>>142803347
She had darling milk her tits because she was pissed at her boyfriend. That is cheating. She needs to break up with him, because he deserves better.
>>142803342
Hopefully he will find out and toss her out on her ass. Find a better minotaur.
>>142803431
We could have gotten an actual good Cowgirl, but now we're stuck with her. The girl from the brothers comic was great.
>>142803447
> Not dongs
>>142796041
I love thatD/D[spoiler lamia
>>142803431
Still disappointed we didn't get the original, sweet cowgirl from Crab's old works.
>>142803471
>>142803496
Exactly. Proto-cathyl was a sweetheart who would been great
>>142798702
>>142798867
Kitsunes are cute
>>142803482
That's a Disgaea cheerleader, anon.
>>142803536
Will we ever see her again? Probably not.
>>142803570
I would like a chapter where darling meets the brothers who are all well established in their relationships, and sees the kind of lives he could have with each of the girls.
>>142802876
>>142803016
>>142803112
>>142803220
>>142803295
>>142803364
You do realize that you give the impression of an angry little man whose every relationship with a woman has ending with her trading up then dumping you, right?
>>142803397
That's not cheating, though. Cathyl did nothing wrong.
>>142803619
You don't have to have been cheated on to dislike unfaithful or violent women.
>>142803619
>caring about 3dpd
You realize we are on /a/ right?
>>142803552
What does that mean? I was referencing this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=F_v9K5xK03k
>>142803267yes
>>142803640
Yes she did. As soon as she said that the act was to spite her boyfriend, it became VERY wrong.
>>142803667
Those pics are Miia cosplaying the Disgaea cheerleader. That's all.
>>142803619
>woman has ending with her trading up then dumping you, right?
Except that is much better than what she did.
>>142803482
Suu a best!
>>142803709
Page number please. And no, not where she says she doesn't want farmer floozy to do it. That not saying that she wants someone else to milk her out of spite.
>>142803770
Is this an upgrade or downgrade for Lilith?
>>142803821
Yes it is. She said
>i dont want him to do it, he makes me so mad.
Meaning she could have waited, but chose not to specifically because she was angry with him. She cheated, go cry somewhere else.
>>142803838
A prideful Tio is a happy Tio
>>142803650
You're way past dislike and into hatred, anon. Your every post reeks of failed relationships.
>>142803928
He's so frustrated, man.
>>142803928
I'm not even the person you're quoted all those times. I just gave my two cents.
You need to stop projecting.
>>142803749
Dump first trade up second is the only order that shows any respect for the person left behind.
>>142803928
Again, this is /a/. Why are you talking about relationships? Fucking newfags.
>>142803928
Failed imaginary relationships you mean.
>I'm not going to ask my friends for help and instead ask some random dude to fondle my tits until I go weak at the knees and start mooing at the pleasure
>there are people that defend this
>>142803967
A difference that is undetectable is no difference at all. That is, you both write enough alike to be mistaken for one another. Whether or not that's a disturbing thought is up to you.
>>142804066
She's a cowgirl so she did nothing wrong.
>>142804066
I hate to add to this, but also, we see in the newest chapter she's totally able to use those milk pumps she said she couldn't.
In front of Merino, no less. Like she said she couldn't.
I don't want to insult anybody's honor or nothing, but it doesn't leave a good impression.
>>142804139
Well damn. More evidence cathyl is just a cheating and abusive whore.
>>142804066
I'm not actively defending cathyl, but at the time she though she was also being cheated on. Just food for thought.
>>142803974
Remember when we had frames?
See
>>142802876
>Cheating whore.
You can't cheat without being a relationship, so I didn't bring them up first.
>>142804191
>frames
?
>>142804125
Let me just say that you type like a huge faggot and you need to stop projecting your own issues onto people.
>>142804139
She uses a milking machine not hand pumps. Merino uses the hand pumps.
>>142804181
And instead of asking for clarification she instead beats her boyfriend. That's much worse.
>>142804181
Fair enough. So admit it to her boyfriend and break up with him when she finds out he wasnt cheating.
>>142800137
>not beakpussy
Dropped.
>>142804241
What issues are those?
>>142804265
People always attack cathyl for cheating, and that is fine, but they seem to ignore the much harder to defend fact that she is violently abusive. Not even in a cutesy tsundere way, she broke multiple bones and gave her boyfriend a concussion without even talking to him first. That is pretty fucked up.
>>142804271
>and break up with him
technically that's up to him at that point.
Maybe he doesnt even care. Honestly imo I wouldn't be too too upset either. That being said I greatly dislike her abusive tendencies, see >>142804265
>>142804247
>She uses a milking machine not hand pumps
Then I mean, why couldn't she use that earlier?
On the other hand, that certainly would've made for better material.
>Instead of getting Darling to milk her, she goes off to use the milking machine where nobody can see her
>Darling accidentally walk in on this, as he's prone to do
>Gets the boot, as he's prone to do
Perhaps if that were the case, it would have avoided the constant shitting Cathyl gets.
>>142804361
>she broke multiple bones and gave her boyfriend a concussion without even talking to him first. That is pretty fucked up.
Page number? After all he drove himself back to the farm the same day he went out for medical care.
Snek is a magical girl now. Be careful or she might use her magic on you.
>>142803184
Word on the street is she's going to "visit" him in the hospital sometime soon.
>tfw Polt will never nurse you back to health
>>142804404
I would have had no problem with cathyl if that was the case. I would also not have had a problem if she was not in a relationship with farmer san. I actually like her personality otherwise.
>>142802283
>>142804454
I just think, now that the whole thing is reconciled, it's fine, really.
Surely we can move on from these events after the two kissed and made up.
>>142804404
Did those Minotaur sized cups exist at the farm in Ch. 33? After all, she was trying to use the hand pumps to keep from having to have the farmer milk her, which seems foolish if those cups are already there.
>>142804510
If she told him and he was ok with it, i would stop caring. But we have no indication of that.
>>142804361
Every girl in the manga is violently abusive.
>>142804424
Sorry, you are right on this one, the injuries were not mentioned. She still
>punched him
>kicked him
>threw him
>strangled him
Out of anger, which is completely unacceptable.
>>142804541
action =/ intention
>>142804541
Not on purpose or it's all a joke. Cathyl is both on purpose and a real problem for her boyfriend.
When someone puts Honey in the hospital after violently beating him then they'll be on the same level as Cathyl
>>142804541
When they do it, it is mostly accidental due to their large size. She did it on purpose because she was angry. But im.guessing we have had this argument before. You are the anon who thinks purposeful abuse is better than an accident right?
>>142804592
What about when all the girls whacked Darling over the head because they thought Papi's soon-to-be-laid egg was his?
>>142804620
Comedy. She did it abusively in a serious context to the point he had to go to the hospital.
>>142804620
Done as a joke and he even had comically oversized bulbs on his head.
>>142804620
meh, one instance for a small comedic effect is hardly something to go on for that arguement don't you think?
>>142804439
That's my fear.
>>142804636
>>142804639
But wasn't the farmer's injury also played for comedy?
I mean sure, it was something that happened, but not played seriously where everybody took it seriously.
What does Miia shitpost about?
>>142804708
No. What happened with darling was looney toons style violence. What happened to farmer was soap opera violence that ended on a semi happy note.
>>142804404
>She uses a milking machine not hand pumps
>Then I mean, why couldn't she use that earlier?
Because cow udders and minotauress boobs are different. Superficially, they'd be lumps of flesh of roughly equal size, but a cow milker would be designed with for teats in mind, while a minotauress boob would have just the one. And considering all the complaints we see here about her "tiny nipples", they're probably a lot more sensitive, closer to human nipples, rather than cow teats. So it would be a modified cow milker, with just one suction outlet rather than 4, and a lower suction pressure.
>>142804568
>Out of anger, which is completely unacceptable.
I suspect that embarrassment, however, would be completely acceptable.
That is my big gripe with the anti-Cathyl brigade, by the way. Behavior she gets called out for is given a pass if any other girl does it.
>>14280470
>Darling is best girl and if you don't think so you need to leave.
>>142804709
Darling being best boy.
>>142804757
Meant for >>142804709
>>142804673
I can't tell if this makes me more arouse or less
>>142804744
It would depend on how it was potrayed. If it was shown in typical
>BAKA!
Fashion, it was played for laughs.
If she gets embarassed and seriously cracks him in the jaw, that is not ok.
>>142804536
We have the fact that they're still together, and you just know the twins would spread any gossip they picked up from the onsen omake. Plus the promotional flyers.
>>142804673
Jungle Book anon where are you?
>>142804744
Cerea is just doing the usual routine that's played for laughs.
Cathyl didn't do this and beat him pretty bad out of anger.
>>142804821
Unless crabs confirms it, i am under the belief cathyl just shoved it all under the rug and farmer san has no idea.
>>142804813
But like I said earlier, none of the male characters ever get 'seriously' injured.
It's not like farmer-boy's condition is severe. He'll be back on his feet by the next time we see him. If we ever see him.
Like how Miia displaced Darling's arm, and Smith helped him put it back, or every time Cerea punted him, or that time Miia snapped Darling's neck.
>>142804600
>Cathyl a shit for intentional violence
>Lala intentionally brained him with her scythe
>Lala=Cathyl
>Lala a shit
>:^)
>>142804807
Just give in.
>>142804744
>Behavior she gets called out for is given a pass if any other girl does it.
>>142804744
I can understand that, but understand we've actually seen a lot of redeeming qualities in the main characters where with cathyl we haven't seen much at all. Personaly I don't care for her, to violent, to hot headed. Maybe their is something about her the keeps farmersan happy. We don't know. until then, we are on the outside looking in, and it looks bad in there.
>>142804813
So Cerea should be turned in to MON for being embarrassed when Kurusu opened an unlocked door and then kicking him in the head? After all, he shrugged it off in the same manner the farmer (Who really needs a fucking name to make these arguments less of a pain to type.) shrugged off Cathyl's morning mayhem.
>>142804892
But the thing is, was it for laughs or did she seriously attempt to hurt him.
>>142804929
neither
>>142804892
I'll agree to that.
another reason to dislike lala
>>142804925
It is the way it is potrayed. When cerea does it, it is typically potrayed as slapstick comedy. Carhyl's violence was not potrayed like that, we hear about it after the fact and it actually played a major role in the story, which makes it serious.
Darlings wounds kind of disappear after the joke is done. The ones cathyl inflicted were serious.
>>142804929
>It was only played for laughs
You keep saying that, but so was Farmer's injury.
His getting beaten up and thrown everywhere was never played seriously to the point where they had to get Smith in to report domestic abuse or something.
>>142804857
Compare Kurusu's injuries after the full moon to farmer fucknuggets' injuries. In both cases, it just the usual carton violence.
>>142804987
He needed actual medical attention in the first chapter when Miia dislocated his shoulder.
If every time the girl hurt him we had to see him getting treated, it would get old.
>>142804998
But the thing is it was. Farmer being abused was not part of some joke, it was an actual plot point.
>>142804925
honestly you're probably right, but i typically chalk that one up to "lol get it cause you dont walk behind a horse"
>>142805043
So was the "Is Darling immortal?" chapter.
>>142805026
Again, she never did it to hurt him. She was half asleep if i recall correctly. Cathyl beat him because she was furious because she thought he was cheating on him.
>>142805068
We don't know why she beat him.
>>142805066
Ok, but did someone hurt him on purpoe? I dont remember that chapter well.
>>142804987
>The ones cathyl inflicted were serious.
They were so serious that farmer no name was able to drive home from, and I suspect to as well, the hospital alone. He then dismissed every thing she had done as just part of being on the farm.
>>142805068
>She was half asleep if i recall correctly
Actually, it was at the end of the first chapter. After she was well awake.
>>142805089
Yes.
Mero said she wanted one bout of sex with him uderwater before she decided to drown him.
>>142805107
>He then dismissed every thing she had done as just part of being on the farm.
he no he gettin that moo cooch later that's why.
>>142805081
It is pretty obvious from context.
>>142804568
But anyway, this is getting nowhere. Cathyl is an abusive cheating whore, and always will be. She is the only genuine shit girl in the series and she should feel bad.
>>142805154
Cathyl did nothing wrong.
>the other girls are just bad as she is and you can't single her out as being worse
Man, I just got here and from skimming the thread I though you fags were having another chapter 24 shitfest, but I see that instead people are actually defending that violent shit cow.
>>142805154
>Lists reasons XYZ as to why Cathyl a shit
>Others disprove it by saying many of the other girls do XYZ under the same conditions
>"this is getting nowhere. Cathyl is an abusive cheating whore"
Not even particularly interested in cow, but if you're going to have an argument, at least have the decency to admit when you were wrong on the internet.
> This thread
>>142805255
Not even him, but when other girls beat darling and put him in the hospital on purpose without letting him speak about what he did then they'll be as bad as Cathyl. Until then she's by far the worst.
>>142805255
Im completely right. But its obvious nobody is gonna budge so why continue arguing when its no fun? I know cathyl a shit, and its obvious other people feel the same. Let the cathylshitters do what they want
>>142804925
>>142805107
>楓 駿馬
Kaede Shunme(ka-eh-day shoon-may)
According to Google, anyway.
>>142805359
>ywn get drawn into one of crabmans chapters
>except for ttf
It hurts man. It hurts real bad.
>>142805359
>Used Artificial Academy to make his self-insert
That nigga was smart.
As for the guy on the left, that's just unfortunate.
>>142804929
She brought him to death's door with it, so I guess that's serious?
>>142805244
They are strangely similar aren't they?
Moon chapter v2.0 when? If 3 girls were bad, imagine 7!
>>142805332
>"I'm right, it's just boring arguing anymore."
>Doesn't say how.
>Calls others 'shitters'
>While shitposting
>>142805068
>>142805089
I'm lumping you two together because this is the same "Accidental damage is forgivable; deliberate damage isn't." bit that shows up every time. It's true the law typically holds that harm done accidentally requires less punishment than harm done deliberately, but it doesn't hold that the harm done is any less if it's done accidentally. In my book all these girls are menaces to both mental health and physical well being, so I treat them the same, rather than singling out the ones I dislike as some how worse than the rest.
>>142805476
>bored arguing
>i just argue more
Obvious bait is obvious. Im going to bed, cathylfags can enjoy their cheating abusive cow
>>142805426
The thing that strikes me about the guys in this chapter is how tall they are(except front and center in the trio). I do believe they're second only to the bodyguard guys from the secret service chapter.
>>142805502
I have to say, this is right.
To some degree, all of the girls are equally capable of causing extreme harm.Still love each and every one of them.
I just reread chapter 33 and realised nowhere does it say he's had to go to the hospital.
>>142805583
This means that we've all been played.
>>142805476
>ending the argument that has gone nowhere and will go nowhere is shitposting
He's not even wrong and Cathyl a shit.
>>142805359
>>142805561
And for comparison.
>>142805583
He's bandaged up a good bit, and he drove somewhere to get it done. Hospital, doctor's office, vet's office, or old girl friend's house really doesn't matter to the arguments from either side.
>>142791016
Clever
>>142805707
But at the start they bandage up Darling on the farm (then his bandages disappear on the next page because the crab's a hack)
>>142805701
I'm like the only one who sent real pictures of myself for it. I suck at drawing so I figured it'd be easier that way, even if crab said he was bad at caricatures I immediately recognized myself.
>>142805787
curse you and your intimate relationship with crabman
>>142805787
Ttf. Please ask crab about cathyl and put this constant shit flinging to bed. I know we dont disturb the crab but...
>>142805840
Good thing Crab killed 2D TTF
>>142805859
Doesnt have to be direct. Maybe something like
>did darling milking cathyl bother farmer san
>>142805859
Seconded. It'll certainly at least put an end to the argument one way or the other.Or mistrial.
>>142805859
Are you dumb? Do you really think you'll get an honest answer out of him? Do you think he'll say something negative and upset the readers or people that like Cathyl?
>Everything is okay and all is good
That's the kind of answer you'll get.
>Cathyl feels guilty for letting another man milk her
>Confesses to her boyfriend expecting punishment
>He tells her it's fine
>She demands to be punished
>He tells her no>She hits him again
>>142805879
wait wat? I knew he'd be a quick side character, but wat? And still I'd pay 30 dollars out of my pocket to be on even just one page of monmusu.
>>142805962
This is... cute. Dont make me like cathyl.
>>142805783
There's no evidence that Kaede was there while all the work was going on. He could have been patched up by any of the girls and then driven off to make deliveries. That would help my side of things though, so I'll wait and see if Crab ever clears that up instead of now insisting that that is what happened.
>>142805935
Even if he says "Everything is okay and all is good," that's still an answer that shows there's nothing to worry about.
After all, let's remember this whole thing took place like 10 chapters and a year or two ago. There's really no point in being upset over it still.
>>142805990
Dude, i would shall out x< or = $5000 for a cameo
>>142805962
It'd be funny if that was the real reason she fought him again when she mentions him in the onsen omake.
>>142806018
that's some serious coin. I feel like at that point he'd just give it to you... go for it anon, i believe in you.
>>142806003
I assume he drove to town to pick up the three students.
>>142805962
This is why she's pissed at him in the V8 omake. By forgiving her the way he would one of the cows he's being patronizing, leading to her complaint. I like it.
INFINITE
MASS
OGRE
ASS
>>142806007
It means absolutely nothing. He's not going to say bad things about his characters or the people that like then.
It will accomplish nothing and only add fuel to the fire just like the "you've never hurt me" Rach line.
>>142805879
Just a minor trip to Snap City.
>>142805935
This, and I think you guys are taking this a little too seriously. Crab has stated that monmusu is light hearted fun quite often. I'd say that if the farmer isn't upset, (and he doesn't seem to be) that this is just part of Cathyl's gimmick and people who like it will like it and people who don't won't. Good thing there's pretty much a girl for everyone in this manga.
>>142806018
>tfw you realize Crab could make a fortune making small one chapter after stories of several anons who want to have their own cameos in an EMG spinoff
Hold up! Fucking think about this for a minute!
If 20 people paid him $500 in advance to be in one chapter each with their custom-drawn waifus, he'd easily make $10k just in 'donation fees' to fuel a spinoff manga.
>>142806098
>I'd say that if the farmer isn't upset,
Assuming she told him.
>>142806098
> Twisting your back 180 degrees
> Snap city
He paralyzed you from the waist down, and beings from the 3D realm can't survive in the 2D any way
>>142806084
BIG
PLUMP
SNAKE
RUMP
>>142806098
I guess TTF has a point.Too bad shitposters will still shitpost no matter what.
>>142806072
I though of that, but he thought Kurusu and Co. were the people coming for the farm experience though.
>>142806152
That snake has a huge ass. I like what this artist is thinking.
>>142806098
>Just a minor trip to Snap City.
I don't get it. Also did he invite you to send hime the pics?
So does darling have a small dick or was that Suu being a hardass?
Can someone give me an estimate on his dick size? I need this for reasons.
>>142806242
The other girls seemed ok with it, so i think it is probably at least average.
I want to deepthroat Miia's tongue
>>142806269
From what I read was a lot of shock. I couldn't gauge the context other from that.
>>142806269
Japanese average though
>>142806301
>>142806269
Well, the guy is average but to what standard?
Is he at a national average or a global average?
The difference is about two inches.
>>142806283
It's a long tongue.
>>142806098
>hand I think you guys are taking this a little too seriously.
What gave it away?
Also, I don't wan(t) to hear that from a guy who swam the Pacific just to browbeat a mild-mannered mangaka into writing him into the manga with his waifu.
>>142806294
Well they did not look disappointed. They were shocked, but not in a
>absolutely disgusting
Way.
>>142806335
For you
>>142806335
for you.
>>142806350
>>142806351
>>142806335
>>142806350
>>142806351
I love the passive bane posting i see from time too time.
>>142806228
Snap City is a /fit/ meme.
Basically I've been talking to Crab about the manga and Polt for a while now. He's a cool guy and we along pretty well. I've helped him out with questions and stuff from English speakers and he's answered questions I've had about the manga and anime. One thing led to another and I found about about the "get drawn into the manga" promotion he'd been doing. I submitted my picture and I got my cameo in the latest chapter as someone who goes to Polts gym. I got injured trying to do Lamia stretches. Rumor running is Polt might visit me in the hospital though....
I want to give Miia a taste of my anaconda, if you know what I mean.
>>142806143
Now this is something that TTF needs to tell Crab to consider.
A spinoff series.
>>142806372
I want to take that mask off.
>>142806346
Definitely was aroused...
Reaction is better than words I think.
>>142806390
Then you try to eat 2D food and can't proceeding to die of starvation
>>142806346
Mama Miia thought it would get the job done. If anyone in the story would know, she would.
>>142806405
>>142805962
So she's secretly a sub? I can see that working.
>>142806425
Papi just looks confused, as expected of the harem retard.
>>142806425
They may have just been aroused because it is the penis of the guy they love, not necessarily because it is a fine specimen.
>>142806425
I think Papi's reaction is best.
>Eh, seen bigger.
>>142806390
>Rumor running is Polt might visit me in the hospital though....
proud of you. follow your dreams.get that chew toyout of curiousity though. what is this promotion.
>>142806450
This is true. Mama miia gave it a Grade A beef certification, i think darling passes inspection.
>>142806425
>Papi is the only one not thinking of lewds
How can one girl be so pure?
>>142806084
Double footy chocolate booty
>>142806088
That was the worst line by far. Felt extremely ham-fisted and forced.
>>142806518
Need this document pal.
Got an anonymous tip?
>>142806495
>>142806525
Probably just saw her fathers when they were taking baths together. (Please let me keep my fantasy that her and her father actually had some kind of happy father daughter relationship)
>>142806525
Sorry, the award for most pure goes to this girl here.
>>142806580
>purity
>tio
She's malevolent, my friend.
Papi is too.
>>142806525
You're confusing being retarded with pureness.
>>142806496
As far as I know it was just "Hey I need background characters send me this form and your favorite extra-species type and you might get in" Crab has always written MM with a strong focus on fan desires which is part of why I like it so much, he really tries to make a manga that his fans will enjoy. He's said there won't be many chances for cameos going forward. I asked to be Polts homestay at first but she doesn't have one so I'm just a gym member.For now
>>142806599
But then I'm gonna have to hurt you
>>142806629
That's more just testing if he's gay I think.
>>142806518
>>142806450
Not at all. She only checked that he could actually get aroused from female contact, nothing else.
>>142806599
double damn. Well I'm sure he will continue to use your character. your in his life too often not to. Awell, maybe that $30 dollars can go towards something more productive in my life... like a...tank of gas. Hmm, not a lot of things I need i guess. either way. its late. been fun. night thread.
>>142806682
Buy a how to learn Japanese book and you can tweet the Crab too.
>>142806629
>tfw no threesome with Miia and Mama Miia
Imagine going at it all night with those two.
>>142806629
Yeah I don't think you can measure size by grip alone. I mean that's part of it but it's hard to pitch a tent in pants.
>>142806652
And probably also
>damn, I haven't touched a cock in the last hour
>stupid air stewards all screaming and reporting me to the air marshals for a little lamia customary getting
>>142806652
>>142806659
>I'd heard you were a bit of a late bloomer
I don't think that implies she thought he was gay
>>142806629
Man, she's smooth as butter. Top fucking predator. I can see why they call them cougars.
>>142806759
Late bloomer implies she doesn't think he was getting as stimulated by his environment as he should have been. I was slightly exaggerating by calling him gay but that was the idea.
>>142806759
Late bloomer can just mean he's not developed an interest in women yet. It hardly implies that his cock had yet to achieve maturity.
>>142806721
I suck at foreign4700 languages, plus i don't really care much for twitter. why should people care what I'm up to during the 16 hours I'm awake?
>>142806858
Even assuming she can tell, what does her comment of his having it in him imply besides his ability to get a boner.
>>142806858
Im inclined to agree. If she thought hr was missing a little something, she would have mentioned it.
>>142806659
Miia' mom has been scoping out potential village studs longer than Miia's been alive. From that feel she copped she could tell you the length, girth, and angle of Darling's dangle. I'll take her word over that of anonymous posters on a Polynesian ice sculpture board.
>>142806425
You got to remember, papi genuinely has almost no interaction with men, so she was probably confused why a snake was hanging off of darling
>but how can miia be between his legs, she is right next to me!
>>142807041
Full moon Papi seemed to know what to do with tab A and slot B.
>>142807005
And yet she makes zero commentary about size. Your "proof" is scantier than a Lamia 'thong'.
Remember, you can't hide your boner from Miia or her Mama. They can sense it.
>>142807146
What proof? I'm saying I trust her judgment more than yours, mine, or anyone else's who is posting here. She was willing to cut in line ahead of her own daughter to get some Special K.
>>142807356
She hasn't judged shit though. All she said was she had it in him. Guess what, that means he has a dick, lamias aren't known to be terribly discerning about which one it is so long as it works.
>>142807356
She only mentions his youth, which is usually only brought up because of premature ejaculation, and/or high-speed boners. Lamias probably value both because it means a quicker turnaround so each girl gets her turn sooner.
Why can't you guys just accept that Darling has an okay looking dick?
>>142806283
Yep.
Put her tongue into any girl. Instant improvement.
>>142807451>size:small
>>142807469
Maybe he's a grower, not a shower. I'm the same way.
>>142807394
>She hasn't judged shit though. All she said was she had it in him.
I've been typo-ing all thread, so I'll go with you meant that "he had it in him", which is a judgment call on her part.
>>142807469
Everyone is like that when swimming in cold water.
>>142807451
>>142807469
If he has a decent sized dick, he's no longer a viable self insert character for most anons.
>>142807514
>hot springs
>surrounded by buxom beauties
>cold and flaccid
Not buying it.
>>142807514
It was hot water and he was aroused!
Case in point!
>>142807552
"okay looking" was mean to imply average size.
>>142807559
>>142807574
Hot water doesn't necessarily make your dick huge when placid, either. It might make your scrotum hang a bit more, but in the end a grower is a grower.
>>142807615
Not him, but I take it to mean "neither deformed nor mutilated".
>>142807615
>>142807653Ask Crabman
>>142807645
The joke is that "it was cold!" as an excuse doesn't really fly when you're surrounded by women you've previously exposed sexual interest in. Unless your erections can shrink from 100 to 0 in the time it takes you to stand up out of the water.
>>142807757
I mean you don't have an erection 24/7 even around hot women anon. It only happens when you start thinking about it too hard,
>>142807706
>Ask Crabman
I'm starting to see why some authors wind up as recluses.
It would help if those panels made it clear where Suu is in relation to rest of them. Is she prepping a condom order or making a note about what size dongle to jam up Kurusu's ass?
>>142807820
Miia was all coiled up around him, and Papi had just flung her no-tits in his face the page before he lost the towel. Miia was still stroking his chest right before the towel dropped.
>>142807757
There is no joke. He didn't have an erection when they saw him.
>>142807970
To be honest, Papi has a body that would turn most men off.
No tits, you see.
>he should have had an erection
>no, because temperature
Jeez, I don't know about you guys but the first time I got laid I was so scared shitless I couldn't get it up. Nervs are plenty enough of a reason to get limp dick.
>>142808030
I've never gotten laid, but one time I was sleeping in the same room as my mega milk tier cousin and I literally could not loose my erection.
I do believe that such an erection only happened because my brain recognised that there was very real possibly of sex happening. I wouldn't have been stiff if we were riding on a bus together, or something like that,
>>142808030
>he's never dumped several dozen ice cubes into a tub then forced himself to get an erection and all the way to ejaculation as practice for if he ever met an ice girl
>>142808084
>Family happens to sleep in the same room
>Very real chance of sex
>>142808165(Second)Cousins are practically strangers, genetically.
>>142808219
It's not about the genetics it's about the culture. Genetically speaking there's nothing wrong with loli either.
Do you think Darling got a boner when he was in the water with Tio?
>>142808298
He had a boner alright.A heart boner.
>>142808285
Culturally, if you go far back enough(4 or 5 generations for most), odds are at least two of your ancestors had some familial relations. It was not uncommon for small villages and townships to marry "our own people" rather than "those weird fuckers over the hill/across the river/through the forest".
>>142808298
That's why he passed out. So much blood was needed to engorge his massive member that there wasn't enough left for his brain to function.
>>142808165
>A women you only met a few times when you were kids.
>Now she's grown up and has tits, hips, everything
>She's the hottest girl you've ever seen
>You're in the same room with her
>No one to interrupt you
>She's so hot
You can't blame me for getting the thought in my head.
>>142808165
The human mind is a very interesting thing.
>>142808385
>>142808387
I don't blame you for getting your mind in the gutter, I'm just laughing that you entertained serious thoughts that something would come of it.
>>142808424
I can't blame him for those thoughts. It's usually not till you're in your mid twenties or so that the full-on "must fuck now" chemical cocktail of puberty starts to calm down.
>>142808499
Unless you're a woman. Then the biological clock starts ticking. People are settling down much later in life now, so it's even worse.
>>142808424
I don't see why it's so funny, unless you just think boners are funny in general. It was a very situational arousal that came from a primal part of my mind. We could have fucked RIGHT THERE if we wanted to. I wanted to, so I got a boner. That was that.
>>142808499
"Must fuck now" is a bit different than "Will fuck now, and she's totally going to be up for it" unless you're pretty tipsy.
>>142808499>tfw I'll be 24 this year and I'm still horny as fuck
Only a lamia orgy would sate me.
>>142808538
For women that clock ticks in the late 30s. It's when they realise that they aren't getting any prettier and that they to look for a husband now if they want to attract a good one.
>>142808580
Read my posts again, it's not the sexual drive I find amusing so much as the boundless optimism.
>>142808584
Honestly, I cringe at the me from 13-30. That fellow cannot be buried deep enough in my psyche.
>>142808596
>stroll into monster girl village like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
>>142808682
You can't lie to the sneks. Pit vision shows all.
>>142793123
>he's not willing to gamble laifu for waifu
It's like you don't love your waifu at all.
>>142808632
If you assume the answer will always be no, and don't bother checking, you'll never get yes for an answer. Eventually you'll sublimate your desire for intimacy into dicking with anonymous strangers on the internet. That would be really sad, so try and keep a little hope alive.
>>142808747
You've forgotten the important context that she's family though, which is where my doubt as to your optimism came from unless you're from Alabama or something.
>>142808789
4chan caveat at the top of the page and all, but some of the stories in the/b/ wincestthreads are just a bit too organic to be fake. At least, eight months ago. Haven't been there in that longdue to the near endless threads here.
>>142808831
I'm aware that it happens, I just find your certainty about it novel seeing as most of those start uncertain.
>>142808789
Remember that the Westermarck effect doesn't work if you aren't raised with the relative. Furthermore, if one can fine someone hot enough to not care about her being a cousin, the opposite can happen. I think there have been times where cousins have found each other hot enough to have a quickie.
>>142808869
Oh, I'm not megamilkman. I'm just someone who's had his own close encountersin my preteens.
New bread?
>>142808878
I'm aware the westermar effect only works on people you grow up with. It's the social stigma about fucking someone related to you that I would assume people would be at least aware of when they consider what their chances are.
>>142808869
I can't imagine a guy not getting a boner at the thought of fucking something he thinks is hot, relative or not. Especially if that thing is breathing softly in the same room as him.
>>142808948
How do we keep manage to come back to the getting aroused part of this. Let me repeat, I am not in the least bit surprised that he was aroused. I'd even go so far as to say that's likely a given. It was the fact he was also pretty damn sure that something was going to happen from it that was odd. I've slept in the same rooms or tents as hot relatives before, was I aroused? You bet your ass, did I think we were going to actually bone? Fuck no.
>>142808947
>>142808948
In the dark, you can't make out as many identifying features. Makes it easier for the mind to see her as "some girl" rather than "relative, no, bad!".
>>142808947
I wasn't really thinking about that at the time. I was thinking about her body and what I wanted to do with it.
>>142809058
Try telling the cousin that.
>>142808682
>using condoms
>>142809103
>telling
>>142809175
It's not like your chinese doujins anon, girls wake up if you try to put it in while they're asleep.
>>142809114
Condoms must be the ultimate insult to lamias or harpies.
>what the fuck is that?
>it's a contraceptive
>you're lucky you have a dick otherwise I'd tell you to get the fuck out
>>142809195
Speaking from experience, are we?
>>142809195
>not closing his eyes and snoring while he puts it in
>>142809207
Secondhand
>>142809224
GENIUS
>>142808789
Cousins are far enough away to not feel like siblings but close enough to feel trustworthy. In the larger families in the rural New England town where I grew up, about a eighth of the people who where experimenting with sex during puberty
were doing it with cousins. Second and third usually, but I did know one pair of first cousins in HS who were knocking boots whenever they had the chance. Are those great odds? Hell no. but they're far enough above zero to make it worth checking if the hot cousin in the next bed is thinking what you're thinking.
>>142809373
Guess I was just raised more wholesome being told boning your relatives was weird.
>>142809448
Honestly, even the Puritans, for all their shit, would have done at least some cousin fucking one in a while, since the only alternative was injunsand animals they'd hunted.
>>142809448
Keep in mind all the other lies the people who told you that have told you.
Second cousins are fair game world wide, even encouraged in places because keeping it in the family keeps capital in the family.
>>142809552
Not having any second cousins within the country may have helped avoid this problem.
>>142809552
>>142809570
I suspect this while "cousins are bad" deal only came about with more modern transportation. Sure, you could argue that there are at least 3 billion other women out there who aren't your cousin, but unless you're in China or India, at least 1.5 billion of them aren't even in your country. That's not even factoring out the old, the undesirables, the too young, etc. Next you'll be telling me it's unacceptable to breed with humans born on the same planet as yourself.
>>142809570
>problem.
>>142809613
I'm not even talking about marriage and families. I'm talking about kids in their early teens working out how to work out their sexual impulses with people they knew well, saw relatively often, and trusted.
Die.
Sleep snek