Eva

LITERALLY WHO

>>142681887
Depends on whether she would be able to deepthroat Kaworu's huge cock or not

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>>142681887

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>2016
>people still don't get Mari
>they're totally srs about it
>hurhur Rei is best

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>>142681887
Of course. Confident girls are always the best

>>142681887
More like sells Anno's toys girl.

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>>142681887
Considering that the other girls are a bitch, a cold fish, a slut and a dyke I guess it's true

>>142681887
there's a theory bout her being shinji's and asuka's daughter from the first 'world' (NGE & EoE)

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There's not enough smug Mari.

>>142681887
Anno's self insert is always the best girl

I actually do not understand Mari's purpose in the show. I like her character and understand her necessity as a plot device considering Asuka's fate in Rebuild 2 (Mari + Asuka combo was also cool in Rebuild 3). But I don't think we know her actual purpose yet.

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>>142685351
Her purpose is to destroy Evangelion. Anno said it himself.

>>142681887

>watching rebuild

>>142683471
Mari is also a dyke

>>142687449
proofs?

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That will never happen anon, 3+1 will be trippy but worse than 3.33 and she won't get any backstory.

>>142687504
The Manga and CRC

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>>142687504

>>142681887
The filler cancer with no personality? No, not really.

>>142685017
nah, she knew yui

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>>142687504
Interviewer: Going back to Eva’s manga we saw how in the end Mari made an apparition, which was surprising as we thought her character was exclusive to Rebuild of Evangelion. Are both of these, her appearance and her falling (in love) with Yui, official?
Sadamoto: Exactly, that was the intention.

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I want a piece of this adorable girl so badly.

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>>142689121
She's not real and never will be.

>>142689025
I forgot to say he added later Mari being in love was manga-only, as many stuff he did in the manga. For Rebuild, who knows?

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>>142689121

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>>142689195
Because in Rebuild she's in love with Asuka

>>142689639
>fanwanking
Please stop.

>>142689677
She is, though.

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>>142689181
Why would you say that :(
I don't ask for much, and I'm lonely.

>>142689713
Take it to /u/, shipper.

>>142689121
Why can't doujin ever spin off their plots from actual events in the series? Is it too much to ask for just one where she parachutes onto Shinji's dick?

> I was sent to fuck the angst out of you, Shinji-kun! Also, you smell like lcl, which is totally getting me wet.

>>142689755
I can be your Makinami anytime :3

>>142689796
>>142689797
She's a lesbian

>>142689811
Cuddle puddle <3

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>>142689797
I fucking KNEW I had heard this scenario before.

>>142682338
She was pretty much shoehorned into the series and has no reason to be there.

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>>142681887
No.

>>142690245
Toilet

>>142690245
I feel sorry for Reifags, being saddled with such a lifeless fuckdoll for a waifu.

>>142681887
>kaworufag posters still pretending to be marifags
I literally want to see asuka win again, just so I can see you guys cry

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>>142681887
I agree pic related is the best girl

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>>142690459

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>>142690245
>>142690518
muh nigga

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>>142690318
>>142690459

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I just want to fuck Mari, I have no particular feelings about her aside from that.

>>142690245
This.

Rei forever.

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>>142688783
So Mari's true objective was getting a harem of all the Eva girls?

>>142685017
Which is retarded because she exists in the manga.

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>>142690749
She has her eye on the prize.
AsukaLoli are rare and highly enjoyable.

>>142690944
>she exists in the manga
HAHAHAHA

>>142690503
>win again
When did she ever win before ? In NGE and EoE, she ends up being the only other human being to de-Tangify, meaning that she would exist in this shitty world stuck with Shinji forever. And for that she gets strangled.

>>142690976
How many times did they fuck during those 14 years?

>>142691003
>implying she doesn't

>>142691039
Not that guy, but damn, you faggot cucks got outed hard.

>>142691039
The only one who won in Eva was Yui

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>>142691059
Enough for the cycle to loop so she can steal an AsukaLoli for her own purposes. Which I PRAY are impure.
The hatefuck must be brutal and amazing.

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>>142691059
NON-STOP.

>>142691068
>implying the manga has any relevance
>implying the 2nd added chapter has any relevance
>imlpying Anno didn't make Sadamoto add her on top of the finished work against his will

>>142691059
>>142691152
>>142691156
>shipfucks ruining another thread with their fanwank
Why am I the only one telling these circlejerking faggots to fuck off?

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>>142691191
Asuka is fucking Mari every night while you're alone and kissless in your parent's basement.

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>>142691191
Because circle jerking is fun.
Even better than Re-take ;D

Also this >>142691240

>>142691102
>you faggot cucks
You calling me an Asukafag ?
>>142691113
If we think about it, the only losers are Shinji, Asuka and Gendo, and maybe Rei, because I never got her fate. (Did she die or what ?)
Asuka and Shinji lost by getting stuck in post 3rd impact world, Gendo got his head bitten off, and as far as I know, this means he died intead of becoming Tang. Everyone else got to go to a literally perfect imaginary world.

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>>142691284
>my fanwank means it's troo
Fuck off cancer.

>>142691323
>maybe Rei, because I never got her fate. (Did she die or what ?)
She literally transcended time and space and became a God.

>>142691323
You're a kaworufaggot retard.

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>>142691373
I could salt my fries with your presence
Posting glorious threesome potential.

>>142691418
Please kill yourself. You clearly don't give a fuck about any of the characters.

>>142691323
see >>142691385

Mankind as a whole gets a decent end of the stick by virtue of ensuring future survival.

Exclusions are
Yui, because the cunt is stuck in an effectively eternal prison.
Gendo because he got #rekt and denied everything he ever wanted, now doomed to be without Yui his entire life even if he reforms.
Kaworu because he's dead and gone.

The rest will be fine, although not without suffering - that's the point of the series.

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>>142691460
>You clearly don't give a fuck about any of the characters.
They're not real.
But I would fuck 'em.
If you mean, I don't give a fuck about the characters character, then that's not true. Fanart just doesn't count.

>>142691506
Oh squishy

>>142691391
Shinji?

>>142691039
why do you think the fandom goes all up in arms when you talk about the most obvious shipping endings, why do you think people now are making her out to be gay and shit after clearly showing interest to shinji.

even on the manga she basically won
it's hilarious as fuck.

Like I don't even like this series as much anymore after 3.shit but it's hilarious coming back and seeing the same kaworufags doing the same shit

>>142691526
>muh dick ooga booga xD
Fucking figures. Spam your reposts elsewhere you little underaged cretin.

>>142691391
Nope, insert a new coin and try again :^)

>>142691560
What are you even talking about?

>>142691676
same

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>>142691460
I do. And Mari's character is to be Asuka's lover!

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>>142691565
This, coming from someone who used an Emote to try and put across a point.
At least I type what I want to say instead of relying on memespeak because I lack the vocabulary.
That being said, yeah MUH DICK!

Come on, don't lie. If they both came up to you and told you they wanted to jump your bones, you wouldn't say, "NO! I CARE ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER!!"

>>142691560
I feel bad for Asukafags if they think getting choked by a limp-dicked fag and pulled out of a train station is winning.
I guess after all the shit that happened to her in the series you'll take what you can get.

Characterfagging Eva characters is stupid anyway.

>>142691778
Says the characterfagging faggot.

>>142691464
The thing about Gendo is that I don't know, or at least don't quite remember wether he turned into LCL or not. I mean, all of SEELE did, they show the guys in the control turning into LCL, and they show Misato and Ritsuko's clothes surrounded by LCL.
But I don't remember Gendo turning into LCL, because if he did, he could just imagine himself another Yui.

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>>142691676
I think it's some hetshipper butthurt by pure girl love again.

>>142691833
You can't imagine yourself another person.

>>142691745
>"NO! I CARE ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER!!"
kek

>>142691808
Not in the slightest. But keep being paranoid and hilariously mad.

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Tsunderes are weak to cats.

>>142691879
I don't disagree that Asuka fans might be pushing it with the shipping end. However, you're a characterfag yourself pretending not to be. There's no reason to get as upset as you unless you aren't.

Learn to be honest.

>>142691863
Okay, fine, I'll just say that I barely understand Intrumentality, and I hope I'm not alone in this. But when I think of Intrumentality, I think of the alternate slice of life universe that appears in episode 26. I always assumed that it was all Shinji's imagination, as he can imagine himself anything now.
Were the alternate Asuka and Rei in that universe the projections of their respective characters inside Instrumentality, then ?

I want to ejaculate inside shinji-chan.

>>142691993
No, it was just Shinji's personal imagination. Not real.

>>142691778
>calls me an asukafag for telling the truth
my last reply

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>>142691938
This sounds like the draft of a concept rule for an animerpg
Mari's nyaa nyaa I-don't-know-the-lyrics songs are the fucking bomb.

>>142691965
If you knew how to read you'd know I wasn't even the first anon he responded to, I'm one of the most anti-characterfag Eva fans on this board.
The obsession you faggots have with resorting Eva to some shipping contest just makes me hate this fanbase all the more, honestly.

No one won anything, that's the fucking point of the series. Y'all are dumb.

>>142692072
She's such a cute little shit, but has a pretty bombing figure too. It's confusing to my penis.

>>142692056
>getting blown out so he runs away
Yep, an Asukafag alright.

>>142692094
Like I said, no reason. You being upset ironically only makes the board and the fanbase worse. Learn to be honest.

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>>142691418
>retard

>>142692150
>responding constructively means I'm mad
Okay.
I'm disappointed, if anything.

>>142692040
Well then, if Shinji can imagine himself a happy world where he gets to lead a romantic comedy school life with Rei, Asuka and his parents, why couldn't Gendo imagine himself a happy world with Yui ?

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>>142691039
I'm so glad I saved this. It proves to be relevant in almost every thread.

>>142692211
>constructively
Try again.

>>142692252
Everyone can do that, and it's just imagination. Shinji is never getting that life, nor will you. Even if Shinji could, it wouldn't mean anything since Gendo isn't in charge like Shinji is either.

>>142692281
I've never seen it been relevant ever, not even sure what it's supposed to prove.

>>142691835
this is official?

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>>142692121
It doesn't confuse mine. Quite the opposite, it makes me very aware of what I ought to be doing with it ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>142692390
Yep

>>142690503
>b-but Asuka won!!
Go back to EvaGeeks.

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>>142692390
Yes.

>>142692281
>Second line
>>best girl
I wish I could say I stopped right that, but most of those are all her fault. Specially when she got jealous over Rei and Shinji. Couldn't she like, you know, tried to make an effort to get Shinji, at least ? Also in 3.0, she manages to be an even bigger bitch.
>>142692326
>nor will you
Thanks for reminding me, anon.

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So playful she broke the Tsun

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>>142690503
>marifags so rare and nonexistent the prospect that they are just other waifufags in disguise is more plausible
Some marketing success she turned to be, right Anno?

Asuka x Kaworu art where?

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>>142692717
In the garbage where it belongs.

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She must smell divine

>>142692717
Same place where Eva 3+1, Half Life 3, likable Asuka and [Insert anticipated series] are. NEVER EVER.

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>>142690245
I agree

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>>142692717
In Korea (It's really popular over there).

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>>142692717
Kaworu is only for Shinji summerfag

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This will NEVER EVER greet me when I get home and it makes me sad.

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>>142692782
>NEVER EVER.
Like this I guess

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>>142692855
>Kaworu is only for faceless old men
ftfy

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>>142692886
With every thread I'm reminded of how much I hate the fandom.

>>142681887
Best girl but she just doesn't fit in the story.
I believed in Anno and I taught that with 3.33 he would expand and explain her character. Instead it was a fucking gayfest focused on Kaworu

>>142693002
>>142692886
And didn't mean to quote. I'm no Reifag.

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>>142693002
>>142693030
Regardless you'd still be here with us for all of eternity

>>142691745
What I'm saying is at least I'm capable of discussion besides how someone makes my penis feel you fucking neanderthal. Or
>ebin lesbians woot !!11 xD

You're clearly not from here.

>>142692886
I'd pay to see Rei with kids. Shinji's kids.

>>142692988
Fuck off with your headcannon. Kaworu is for pure love

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>>142693174
Pure love with the members of SEELE like the little cockslut he is.

>>142692988
>>142693549
You're a horrible person!

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>>142693016
>believing in one of the gayest anime directors out there
>not expecting a gayfest

>>142693589
Oh, c'mon, much as I liked it, were the piano scenes really needed ?
At least it wasn't as gay as NGE Kaworu.

>>142693635
They were needed to show Kaworu and Shinji's strengthening bond of rainbows and running horses.

>>142693091
would be cool I guess.
>>142693078
name is dead
no one cares about the show after 3.0

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>>142681887
Everyone agrees she he had the best plugsuit, I hope.

>>142693949
She even failed at that, so no. She also got the fugliest Eva at first.

>>142681887
Only one that not fuck up.

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>>142692717

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>>142695028
Plenty more in my collection

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>>142695077
Truly the OTP of Eva.

>>142681887
I mean, I would like her more if she had a fucking character.

Who the fuck is she? We just don't know

>>142695139
>>142695077
>>142695028
Nice samefag fucko.

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>>142695166
Yep, I'm image dumping for a bit.

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>>142695294
Gothic mode

>>142695028
Based

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>>142695352
Why are they so best together?

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>>142695404

>>142695294
>>142695352
>>142695364
>>142695404
>I repost the same set of images AND samefag!

Ban this filth already.

>>142693086
Calm down man, you're trying way too hard

>>142695563
Who are you quoting?

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>>142695563
Maybe this is more to your taste?

>>142695028
Kaworu likes dick, stop this madness.

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>>142695759
Not sure I have any more of these two.

Where do I go after Eva?

I watched the End of Evangelion. I'm looking for another short anime that has a good story/interesting character development.

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>>142696512
You don't really

You will bear this curse forever, welcome to the club

>>142696512
Unfortunately, once you finish Eva all other animes seem inferior in comparison

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>>142696512

>>142696602
>>142696645
>>142696917
Surely there has to be something else that's at least bearably close to being decent... right?

>>142697129
You can still watch and enjoy other anime, although for me none have come close to the life-changing experience of Eva

>>142697129
Princess Mononoke.