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Schwarzesmarken / Total Eclipse / Muv Luv

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If you're hurting, you know where to rest your head.
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>>142534605

Pham is a miracle of the universe
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Remember when they said this general would die when Schwarzesmarken ended?
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>>142534849
>they said

Who was they?

You thought you could get off the ride?
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Coming to teenage Beato's door and surprising her!
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>>142536282
>Hmm so that was the last episode. The fight between the TSF's was nice. Walther and Sylvia I will miss them :(
>Katias speech was perfect, with this everyone recognized that they have to kill all the Stasi. Beatrix got absolutely rekt by Theodor, seeing her sqirm in pain was the best part of the episode. Seriously, fuck her.
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>>142536362
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>>142536362
Why would someone say such shit anyways?
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Did Iris actually want to fuck Jurgen too, or did she just not want her brother having attention on any other girls?
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>>142537447
She's a nihilist, do you really think she'd risk having a coherent belief for anything?
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>>142537676
So did she just want to control Jurgen? Was that what it was always about?

She was cruel to Beato because Beato threatened to take her control over Jurgen away?
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>>142534849
No, I don't remember that.
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>>142536940
A lot of people off 4chan seem to really hate her.
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Marrying Irisdina.
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>>142539564
Milking Irisdina after she dabbles in galactagogues
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Who /NVA/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI

>>142536362
0/10
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>>142538883

They're shit people.
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>>142536362
>Katias speech was perfect, with this everyone recognized that they have to kill all the Stasi

>Hey that fifteen year old has a point! Why don't we just fight back against our oppressors instead of letting them torment us, spy on us, turn families against each other, enter our homes uninvited and move our shit around, rape our daughters, and kill, torture, or do both to anyone who speaks out against them and then do the same to their families? Why didn't we think of that?

I don't know if the show is more retarded for portraying the conflict and it's resolution this way or the audience.
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>>142540285

They're both retarded.
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PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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>>142540603
Thank you Lise but that was never up for debate, rather which is more retarded.

>>142540251
Is she about to cry? Thats adorable.
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Nomenklatura princesses deserve to be bullied until they cry
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>>142534605
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Even if she is a secondary, Gretel will always be the main heroine of my heart
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>>142540251
>>142541387

How would you punish Beatrix for being such a bad girl if you were Jurgen?
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>>142538883
But aren't pretty terrible people overall?

How many of these people will never get the VN and live their whole lives believing Beatrix is a monster who needs to die?
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>>142541680
Lock her unarmed in the same room with Irisdina and not let them out until they make up.
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Best girls.
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Letting Lise in your house during a terrible rain
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無いのは、
隻影のベルンハルトの最新話が無いのよ。
今月号休むなんて発表ありました?
楽しみにしてたからショックがデカイよ。

So who's ready for the "big shock" (ショックがデカイ) in the next chapter of BiS?
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Putting Katia on a chain!
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>>142542534
>getting her out of that soaked uniform and dried off.
>feeding her a hearty filling meal she's no doubt had anything like since she was captured.
>tucking her in for the night and reading her a bed time story about a brave red haired knight who saves his princess from her imprisonment and slays the vile brown Beast who kidnapped her.
>Wishing her sweet dreams before retiring to the study to fill out the adoption papers.
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>>142542676
I don't trust Google translate to do this right. What does it say?
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>>142542676
My impression of google translating that, is less that a big shock is coming in story, but that the writer of that post is shocked because BiS didn't come out this month or something.

Someone who can read jap should give us a proper translation.
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>>142540834
>Thank you Lise but that was never up for debate, rather which is more retarded.

Definitely the audience.
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>those Ace Combat edits still haven't been made
Wew lad
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>>142543957
Forget Ace Combat arts.

We need Kaiserreich arts!
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Anyone else can't choose between kickstarter dakis? Sumika and Kei are just too good.
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>>142544337
I didn't pledge enough for a daki.

Live with my folks still anyways, so it was out of the question.

;_;
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Let's bully Gretel?
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>>142544337
All are pretty good, but I prefered the old "lewd" Marimo one to the new one.
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>>142534849
Seems pretty dead though, surprised it took this long.
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>>142541680
With my penis of course. She can't be out starting any trouble and getting penetrated by other men with my penis inside her.
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>>142541680

I would force her to bake for me every day.

>>142543170

Beautiful
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why is /a/ full of normies who hate beato like mal and /r?
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>>142546714

Eternal September.
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Pinching teen Beatrix' cheeks!
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>>142546714
Wait what? Since when was /a/ full of normies who hate Beato?

I thought /a/ was like the only place in the English fandom that actually likes her, let alone adores her?
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>>142547166
there are not many of us like 5 but we are pretty vocal, most are gretel and katia fags and one pham bro who follows her teachings.
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>>142547277
I thought Lisefags are pretty warm to Beatofags.
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>>142547277

Some of us are actually Lisefags who are content to Beatopost when that is more pertinent to the discussion.
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Would Lise smile if she had a tied-up and gagged Axmann in front of her and a baseball bat?
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>>142547424

She wouldn't smile, but she'd probably feel pretty good about herself.
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>>142546714
Most of 4chan thought she was a complete monster until a couple of months ago.
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>>142547277
Oh come on, there's more than that. The average thread here still gets 40-60 unique posters.

Plus nearly all the Lisefags are warm to Beato.

I think there's two or three Phamfags, and they're all very loving of Beato too.

The Gretelfags are like two or three very vocal posters, and they always post the same thing. Thankfully, they moved away mostly from attacking Beato to meandering on their own, doing...something.

>>142547516
Where have you been the past couple months? Even when most of us knew nothing about BiS or Martyrs, or even how the VN went, a lot of people still waifued Beatrix.
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>>142537447
> I: Onii-sama is MINE!
> B: Your selfishness has to have a limit, Jürgen is my man!
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-uMN28GtT68ZPP2gS2Tq5Ipm4yw_odDBLpS3qM_camg/edit?usp=sharing

You spend the next couple of days in Anaheim, in the happiest place on earth. You aren't sure what, if anything, Lise knew about Disney before arriving in your bedroom via the interdimensional Mattress, but since arriving she had at least acquainted herself with the Princess. She apparently liked them enough to where, upon learning that she would be accompanying you on a trip through the Southwest United States, she demanded you spend a couple of days at Disneyland. Not that you're complaining. You move through the park, going from ride to attraction, and attraction to ride, posing with her in front of the Cinderella Castle and quietly flirting with one another as you pass time waiting in line for the rides.After a lengthy and involved tummy-rub after a trip on the Matterhorn, you eventually decide that Lise and roller coasters are not things that combine well.

"I could do them if I had my fortified suit."

"Could you really wear it in the state you're in?" Lise is still wearing one of your shirts, because her own do not agree with the sunburnt skin peeling of her shoulders. As you rubbed the lotion on her skin last night, you had begun to notice some freckles coming in on the skin under the burn.

"You don't understand how they work."

"Of course not. It's fictional."

She fakes a glare at you, then giggles. You continue, "Also, I'm not sure they'd let you walk around the park dressed like that."

The sun is setting after a long day in the park, meaning it's the perfect time to ride the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

"Isn't this based on a movie?"

"No... oddly enough, the movies are based on the ride, not the other way around."

"I... well I guess that gives them a fair amount of creative license."
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>>142534605
What to discuss here?
This shit is over and the anime was fucking terrible.

Time to wait for the main series, Trilogy or some new shit.
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>>142548307
>Where have you been the past couple months?

Where have you been for the past couple of years? Remember when most people thought that she was nothing more than a smirking sadist, or how her only motivation was egotism and jealousy? How about when everyone thought she raped Pham and Sylwia, or believed her to have been the one who personally tortured the 666th, or the one who imprisoned and tortured Irisdina's brother, Martin (yes, people used to think that Gretel's hubbie was Iris's brother)?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ
Kašgaru ne vidimo, Mašhad u daljini, al' granata pogađa, Srbine ne brini!
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>>142548468

We can discuss pulling on teen Iridina's braids while fucking her in the ass on Mercedes' bed.
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>>142548581
I thought we were talking specifically about the threads here, in /a/?

Ah, you meant the "before" times. True, then.

Didn't people still sorta waifu her though?
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>>142549172
I want to tie her braids to a radiator
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Fatia is gross
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>>142544270
> We need Kaiserreich arts!
This
> tfw no german, ottoman, and russian empires to combat against the BETAs
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>>142550275
You know, knowing KR world, the meteor first landed in the Combined Syndicates of America.

Oh good God, that means...a Red Walken.

It would be interesting to see, it'd actually kinda fit considering modern Germany in ML sort of has an aristocratic, royalist feel to it's asthetics. Common in Jap media, I know, but it's interesting to then compare to the FRG later in SM.
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>telling Lise and Beatrix that Theo and Jurgen are faggots who deserve to die
>telling rape jokes to Sylwia
>humiliating Gretel in front of her subordinates
>telling racist jokes to Pham
>being as much of a fedora-tipping atheist as possible in conversations with Iris
>making fun of Katia and Anette for letting their friends die
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>>142550675
Ya think Beatrix would try to pull same shits that she did in SM?
Or will she just be Overzealous Prussian Pilot?
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>>142550775
The latter. No DDR means no Stasi, so even if she loses Jürgen and hates Irisdina, there will nothing to enable or encourage her to behave the way she did in SM.
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>>142550892
Heh
But seriously though there should be KR alternative timeline in Muv-Luv
> No UN
> Russia, Austro-Hungary, Murrica having civil wars
>Whole world including German Empire suffers from Economic depression
> German Empire brink of war against syndie Brits and France
> Royal Family got exiled to Canada while National French Government to Algeria
> Ottoman Empire had industrial boom but now facings with revolts and joint Arab/Persian hostilities
>Khan Ungern-Sternberg of Mongolia and Islamic Turkestan conquering whole asia up
> Then suddenly BETAs appear
Wat happens next
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>>142550775
Just qt, shy, and extremely talented Beato.

With a vaguely aristocratic air, yet extremely approachable in actuality.

She may be still of the same temprament. Just because the world changed slightly (or not so slightly) doesn't mean that people automatically become opposites.

It's kind of like Trek. Later Mirror Universe episodes didn't do the whole "opposite land" approach. You could easily see the characters becoming what they were in that alternate world because of the things their character went through.

I wish I could artfag. I'd draw a German Empire TSF and fortified suit this instant.
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>>142551189
> no me 262 TSF
> no me 163 TSF
> no Arado TSF
> no ho 229 TSF
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>>142551127
Well alas, the timelines are a bit off. KR begins in 1936, BETA first show up during late 60s.

Of course, that's not to say post-war KR is any less interesting...

Para mantê-lo não é nenhum benefício!

Para destruí-lo não é nenhum perda!
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>>142551280
Way way out of time dude. Also, it's not as if the Empire would have used the same designs that the Nazis used. Whole different military/political structure.

That said, apparently Nazis do make a small appearance or something in some Schwarzesmarken side story.
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My dream schedule for a day:

>Wake up Theo in the morning with a kiss
>Make him some ham and omelet for breakfast.
>Go slaughter some BETAs with him.
>Eat bentos with him in a park.
>Go home and take shower together with Theo.
>Have hot, passionate sex with him.
>Kiss him good night.

And repeat again the next day. That would be paradise.
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>>142546714
Everlasting Summer
>>142548307
As a Gretelfag I never attacked Beato
>>142548652
remove kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
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>>142551420
Lise Hohenstein, pls
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>>142551370
Wasn't it just a claim on /m/ that the rebels included some Neo-nazis or something? Though considering that denazification never seems to have happened in ML its quite probable that some of them have more influence in politics and the like.

>>142551420
Nice dream Lise.
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>>142551420
ok Lise
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>>142551452
>denazification never seems to have happened
Being controlled by Russians is the biggest hint.
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>>142551483
No I mean in general. The West Germans in ML seem to treat the Nazi era like RL Italians treat Fascism. See Rain Dancers and the fact that they still give special treatment to nobility.
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>>142551530
So, the monarchist movement was more prevalent?
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I want to see Katia go through the same thing Lise did just to see how she'd turn out
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>>142551331
Then lets assume by the late 1960s
>Syndie CSA took whole north and south American continents
>German Empire conquered syndie Brits and Frenchs, installing German aristocracts as Puppets
>Commies took over Russia, then German, Ottoman, Japanese and Mongolian Empire declared war on em
>Russia gets partitioned, Germans install German aristocrat as puppet
>Ottoman Empire supressed the revolts and expanded into Caucaus, Crimea, and Central Asia
>Meanwhile King Edward tries to teach indians how to poo in a loo
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>>142544270
<< Go fly with the angels! >>
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>>142551651
<<No>>
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>>142551452
I doubt it, since De-nazification didn't really happen in real life either. Well, not deep enough, according some many critics. The GDR was practically a wholesale revival, tape a new sign over the old one, of that regime, using many of the same people. And even the FRG did have some Nazis the deeper down you went.

>>142551530
Well, since I haven't read Rain Dancers, could you give an example of what you mean? I mean, it could be Japs fascination with European nobility and the Nazi era getting retarded again.

The Nazis were virulent anti-monarchists, so I doubt that'd be a factor.
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>>142551574
Seems so. Since in ML the Cold War and the Space Race started even earlier and kept the USSR and USA busier than in RL, we can assume that they simply put whoever seemed to be more useful in charge and that it resulted in a more conservative West Germany and a more "unhinged" East Germany.
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>>142551370
>Whole different military/political structure.
Lets say Rommel and Guderian managed to liberalize the military then they went to Hugo Boss for new uniform designs?
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>>142551420
Katia pls go
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>>142551705
>De-nazification didn't really happen in real life either. Well, not deep enough, according some many critics
Dude they destroyed whole prussian culture because muh denazification
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>>142551624
Not bad, not bad.

I figure CSA would only take North and Central America.

German Empire shitting their monarchs onto thrones everywhere, excellent.

Soviets never win the second civil war, what are you smoking. Also, you're forgetting Siberia also cuts itself loose usually in that case, so Japan doesn't really need to attack.

Mongolia is nearly always crushed by someone, so probably a non-factor.

Lets keep Russian throne in hands of Romanov, its rare Germany gets in that situation to put a monarch on Russia anyways.

However, I take severe issue with your attempting to insist that the C*ckroach Empire hasn't collapsed. They'd probably make Ibrahim wear a fez, and that's just not right.
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posting best girl
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>>142551846
I'll take her as my mistress why I keep Tsukuyomi as my legal wife.
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>>142551818
Certain, covering culture, yes. Prussian militarism made a mighty convenient scapegoat though, you have to understand, for all the parties involved.

Basically, in the FRG, or what became it, most of the people who provided the foundations for that state were former Nazis (whether by choice or not), usually pronounced rehabilitated after a nice de-Nazification course. For a lot of filthy German liberals, ANY expression of old culture is often tantamount to Nazism, but like a stuck clock, they are sometimes right. Some of the roots are from the previous regime - not that it means anything sinister or unhealthy. It's natural in a way. But naturally, the people involved don't like to talk about it.

As for the GDR, while they shouted their anti-Nazism much more loudly and ferociously, in truth they basically just picked up the remains of the regime, dusted it off, repainted it, ctrl+f replaced some words in their education with their communist equivalents, and then made a state from that. Hence, not just functionaries, but outright leaders and generals, the rehabilitated ones anyways. The ones who were in any way suspect they shipped off to gulag.
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>>142551835
German Empire would not let Ottoman Empire fall, since they need stable middle east, and syndies might try funny stuff on arabs, leading to united syndie persian/arab state that would damage the oil imports
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>>142552062
Not him but anon, the Ottoman Empire falls in like 99/100 games. Sure, you CAN prevent it, but at least as far as KR canon is intended to go, the Empire's final death knell is supposed to be the great Arab revolt.

Also, I have yet to see Syndies pop up in the ME.
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>>142551846
Which country has the tallest/heeliest boot things on their fortified suits?
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>>142551705
I'll let you make your own conclusions of this conversation in RD while I go looking for the other part where they explain a bit more.

>>142551986

>Hence, not just functionaries, but outright leaders and generals, the rehabilitated ones anyways.

Barely any leaders and generals of the "Old" Germany made it into the DDRs upper ranks, the Soviets had quite a bone to pick with them, and when released form the POW camps most went west anyway. The new leadership of east Germany was mostly old KPD and SPD Cadres that had escaped in 1933 or survived the Camps.
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>>142552161
And as a bonus, the only mention of the Hues contributing militarily in all of the Translated ML material.
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>>142552126
> Romania nationalizes the oil supplies
> Hopefully Ottomanbro still ships oil to me
> Oh shit his country on brink of collapse
> Never mind, dont send any help
Who wrote that canon must be high
Also worst thing is when revolts happens most your units auto go back to istanbul when you position them to border
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>>142552292
Gretel is a dumb name and only dumb girls have it.
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>>142552262
Monica is cute
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>>142534605
Pham is a good nee san.
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>>142552505
I'd inject my spaghetti inside her and leave
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>>142552505
She sure is.
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>>142552161
Oh shit, Rain Dancers is translated? I thought like none of the lesser works were fully translated.

>If we let the Italians design the Eurofighter, they'd be playing Roman dress up

kek

>>142552161
>>142552262
>all dis Murrica hate

C-come on Monica. Your brother is having a jolly ol time with us.

;_;
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>>142552710
Jesus fucking Christ, Monica a cute.

Is this what it's all about? Happy people, happy smiles, only to see them suffer?
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>>142552894
But she is right, Italian coffee is god-tier
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>>142553599
That's how muv luv rolls
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>>142553599
Thats how Mr. Kouki's wild ride works.
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>>142553625
that's not columbian/costa rica
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>>142553743
He means the brew not the beans.
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>be America
>try to help world by making their own citizens only able to drink some sludge brewed from old socks so others around the world can at least have some real coffee
>get shit on for it

It's tough being a Murrilard in Muv Luv.
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>>142553950
>america
>relevant at coffee production

Counties like Angola, Bolivia and Cuba produce more than you
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>>142554125
I think he means Americans aren't taking all the coffee beans, anon.
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>>142548436
Oh good God, she sunburns easily.

I suppose I should feel bad for you white people.

Also, anon, they may be fictional, but if she had been packing one in her luggage when she made it through the mattress...
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>>142554457
>...
Go away.
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>>142534605
>having yellow fever while being surrounded by deutschen pussy
disgusting
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Waking up next to Iris!
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>>142554731
She's as Deutschen as everyone else, kameraden
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Operating with Gretel!
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>>142554826
>Pham
>Volksdeutsch

Pick one.
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>>142554889
Occupying foreign nations with Gretel!
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>>142554928
>tfw no TSF Thälmann Battalion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQgNb1Z9p0
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>>142554925
>hurting the Pham

I know now that monsters really do exist.

>>142554889
It's reall too bad she's cute with her ponytail.
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>>142555105
>cute with ponytail
>bad

I don't follow. Besides I like her both hair styles
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>>142555105
I was just stating facts, it was never my intention to hurt Pham.
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>>142555166
She knows no other home anon.

Vietnam is about as foreign to her as most other Germans.

All her life, she's searched for people who will accept her. And you want to take that away from her?

Let her live her beautiful, simple, white lie anon. For the short time she has.

;_;
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>>142555491
>And you want to take that away from her?

And when did I state that it was my intention to do such a thing? I already said it, facts are facts, despite living all her life in Germany she will never truly be German. And that is not a bad thing, since she already made her peace with it.
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How many times do you need to punch Gretel to make her not a cunt?
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>>142557099
Well, the word was originally used to as a general term for women so the correct answer would be not possible.
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>>142557137
Well, it means that it'd be a good idea to just beat that worthless bitch for fun instead.
Suzy did nothing wrong by the way.
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>>142557246
>Suzy did nothing wrong by the way.
There is no one being paid to shill for Suzy. It's a Stasi-funded lie in a pathetic attempt to smear her moderate campaign.
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>>142557099
>>142557246
Fuck off Suzy
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When will they fucking advance and make an alternative sequel?
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>>142555491
Pham is shite

disgusting moralfag and an idiot

The one who killed her needs a great price for doing the right thing.
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>>142557621
Don't cut with that edge
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>>142557621
Fuck off marky mark
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Would Pham be able to fix Axmann or is he too evil and inhuman?
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Iris is not cute, attractive or likable and never has been. No one will ever marry her.
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>>142558320
almost as bad as the anti-yuiposter desu
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What would it feel like, to have Sylwia's foot on your chest and see her disgusted face as she scolds you?
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>>142558452
I'd lick Iris' armpits
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>>142558469
Like heaven
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>>142558469
> Sylwia will never dominate and give you a footjob

It hurts to exist
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>>142558829
Life is suffering
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>>142548436
>Taking Lise to disneyland

Which princess would she identify with the most?
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>>142559042
Breaking Gretel's glasses with my fist!
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>>142559241
No bully
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What's the best spray against Sumika?
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>>142559735
DDT
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>>142559673
>0608
Are you from the future?
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>>142559042
Lives up to her appearance
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>>142559673
>that little soldier-kun in her pocket.

Very Nice!
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>>142559954
yes, her appearance is a 10/10 for me
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>>142559996
>megane
>10/10
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Katia should be bullied everyday.
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>>142560056
>megane
>not 10/10
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>>142560149
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>>142560218
Pham would make a really devastating bully with how polite she is about things.
Just imagine her saying the most horrible things that get under your skin with that pleasant smile and friendly voice.
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>>142560594
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Phamzuri
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>>142561114
>cum inside Pham
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>142560594

It looks like she is wearing a bikini top on her bottom. Why is she doing this? Clearly, it is not working.
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>>142561141
But what happens if you cum on Pham instead?
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>>142561248
Thats obviously garter belt.
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>>142561250
[ara ara intensifies]
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What happens if you tell Beatrix that you forgive her when she says that she has blood on her hands?
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>>142561420
She kills you
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I want to be as good at interacting with girls as this guy. Where do I learn?
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>>142561649
Go to /r9k/
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>>142561420
>>142561439

Walther tried, Walther died.

Better to just tell her you'll accept her no matter what, and you'll help her near her sins so she doesn't have to be alone any more.
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>>142561781
Now that is dedication
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Making Irisdina listen to something like Ghost B.C.
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>>142561781
Guess she isn't going to be penetrating anyone now.
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>>142561943
>Making Irisdina listen to nickelback

Fixed that for you.
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>you will never work for Axmann
>you will never beat and rape girls under his orders
Why isn't he real? He's so perfect.
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>>142562318
You can always join some African militia
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>>142561250
More like, what happens if you cum on her flowers?
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>>142562465
Would Lise kill you in your sleep if you cum on her ribbons?
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I have an idea!
We put Irisdina and Beatrix in chains attached to the opposing walls and grab some popcorn. The chains should be too short for them to engage in physical combat.
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time to marry and take over the world.
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>>142562125

>Implying Iris wouldn't think Nickelback is the single greatest musical achievement in human history.

I'd make Lise listen to The Presidents of the United States of America.
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Could Muv-Luv Alternative technically be considered to be an example of the "transported to another world with mechanics vaguely resembling the MC's favorite videogame" genre that has been infesting LNs and anime these past years?
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Would Lise make a good adopted daughter?
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>>142562863
Are they naked?
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>>142563320
She loved her parents enough and behaved as a child, so yes.
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>>142563320

Of course. It would be a roller coaster though
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>>142563407
If you like.
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>>142563314
Only in the loosest sense, since only the TSF controls are similar, and even then he was pretty weak and useless before looping around. And Muv-Luv came out in 2003.
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Were these translated?
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>>142565117
Laser class Gretel is 3cute5me
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>>142561781
Her pout is absolutely adorable. I regret that there's no way avoiding having to kill her in Martyrs.
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>>142565222
>implying there won't be a Beato secret route
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>>142565177
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>>142565222
>Implying that there won't be a Stasi route.

Even in every other case, you can simply convince yourself that you are sending her to be united with Jürgen ;_;.
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>>142565267
I want to pinch those cheeks
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>>142565301
>stasi route

Who /Tschekisten/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-pddicIfA
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>>142565301
I'd be more fine with that, but knowing Theo, he's going to rub salt into the wound by saying a lot of anger inducing shit about it like "Good riddance, glad I took care of that trash. Now time to get back to Iris."
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>>142565480
>Theo been an edgelord

Some things don't change
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>>142565480
>>142565301

How would it feel if they gave a BiS visual novel a good end in addition to the true end where Beatrix and Jurgen (and Alfred and Ursula) escape to West Berlin before they're destroyed?

How much more would it hurt knowing the good end is not the true end?
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>>142563081
Muv-Luv mod for CK2 when?
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>>142565735
>How much more would it hurt knowing the good end is not the true end?
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>>142565843
TSF's on Red Dragon when?
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>>142563320
>DDR collapses in 1982
>hordes of panicked refugees pour over the wall to escape the now unstoppable BETA onslaught.
>Woken by a knock on the door one stormy night to find a small, blonde, east German girl on your doorstep asking if you have anything at all to eat.
>She's drenched, emaciated, bruised, and appears not to have a single possession beyond the ragged remnants of a military uniform and a pair of ribbons clutched in her hand.
>paternal instincts kick in and the rest is history.

Unwrapping the mental and emotional wreckage that she is, not to mention the shear number of skeletons in her closet would be a wild ride for that poor Wessie, but do her good and she'll shine like a sun. So yes.
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>>142566219

Yes. But I would make her work as a maid to avoid those "why are you being so nice to me?" questions. Also because Lise in a maid outfit.
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>>142562044
>you'll never be penetrated by a Beatofort
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>>142564996
>and even then he was pretty weak and useless before looping around
He was BTFOing everyone in the simulations in Unlimited, wasn't he?
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>>142567178
Only in the simulator, he still died during his first few loops of Babylon, and outside of the TSF he was pretty much useless.
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>>142566219
Urge to protect rising
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>>142566973

I want to penetrate her gently
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>>142557549
Apparently you've never read Alternative, since then you'd know the answer is fucking never.

>>142557786
He might. She just has to approach that which hits home for him. It seems Irisdina was close, broke his facade. Same with Beato when she showed she had prepared for his boyz. Once she's broken him down, all she has to do is pull him into her chest with a hug.

>>142558469
Heaven, since her disgust would be as close to as possible to it being real and actual, and not simulated, and same with the hatred with which she controls her foot.
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>>142563081
Give her lots of kids, okay?

>>142565843
Never, since it doesn't really make sense, alas.

>>142565917
Whenever you decide to mod them in. We have to accept that there are few people who will do things for us.

I'm also taking a look at trying to fix the ML mod for Darkest Hour, though sadly it looks like it'll need to be redone.
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FUCK YEAH!
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>>142563081
>Cruelty isn't one of her traits

Come on Anon, there is no other way to characterize her sense of humour.
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Christ, he is huge.
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>>142570350
He's a big guy.
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>>142570429
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>>142570483
Fuck.
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>>142565117
>axmann was the eyepatch gramps all along
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>>142562318
>wanting to participate in the gangbangs
It's gay even if the balls don't touch.
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>>142570483
Damn, I didn't expect that for you.
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>>142569705
i'm trying the best i can. but she is 40 now.
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>>142570837
>Only five

Your loins are weak.
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>>142562318
Hopefully they'll be a route where I can bro it up with him and take down both the rebels and the werewolves. I think, more than anyone else, that Axmann will be what is best for East Germany.
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>>142570985
the 6th one is on the way. it will probably have autism since she is 43 now.
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>>142570837
>I like you father, not 100% but more like, I don't know 96%, you could use some work.
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>>142571096
you will 100% like me when i marry you.
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>>142557752

What a retarted move that acomplished nothing.
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>>142571359
>retarted
I'd re Pham's tarts if you know what I mean.
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>>142571296
No
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>>142571502
its happening. And you have no say in it.
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>>142571647
Eastern Heathens are as bad as the BETA.
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>>142571647
fuck off with your propaganda, t*rk
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>>142571647
>haremfags
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>>142571647
>3 Concubines
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>>142569759
>>142570350
>Kaiserreich Muv Luv
>Walken a red

I don't know whether I want to see this or not.

>>142570837
Only five? How sad.

You should have given her lustful.
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>>142549327
>Didn't people still sorta waifu her though?

Fapped to her, yeah, waifued, not really. If you want to see what people thought of Beatrix back in 2011-2014, here's an excerpt of a quest featuring her:


>“As I’m sure you noticed, Beatrix has some…issues.” The blonde explained. “The room assignment came too fast for Instructor Chifuyu to do anything about it, so…due to some…historical circumstances, she had asked me to be your watchdog. Just in case.”

>Beatrix groan disappointingly from her bed. “Oh come on Iri! It’s not like I’d drain him to death or something…and if it’s jealously, then I’m willing to share. Double the people, double the fun.”

>“I prefer to hog all the fun for myself, thank you.” The girl snarks back at her, without missing a beat. “And should I remind you that the last student you 'had fun with' ended up in the hospital nearly dead with massive head trauma?”

>Beatrix scoffs. “The little cunt was asking for it. Besides, I only slammed her a few times into concrete. Not like I melted her face off with my plasma knives or anything.”

---

>“Riiight.” You try and break the impasse. “What did you do to piss her off like that?”

>“Not much” She answer nonchalantly, but you can see by the movement of her eyes that she’s not being sincere. “Fucked her boyfriend’s sister…then the boyfriend. Ex one. May have tried to kill her brother too. Whatever. Still didn’t take it well.” Beatrix shrugged, as much as her position allowed. “Some academic debates too. It’ll probably never happen to you, but some girls have to fight tooth and nail to keep their place in I.S industry…especially if they’re in the same company.” She flashes a toothy grin at that, and you nod absent-mindedly.
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>>142572599
To think that some people preferred her old characterization.
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>Gretel will never confess to you

There is no reason to live
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>>142572599
>with my plasma knives
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>>142574417
It's from an IS quest that borrows characters from ML.
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>>142574447
I get that, it's just. Well, unusual.

This characterization seems rather...upsetting. It's not so much her adoration for violence during sex, but the hollow empty reasonings. It screams just trying to scrap a despicable character together.

>>142562465
Nourishment.

That or you make an Alarune.
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>>142574632
>This characterization seems rather...upsetting. It's not so much her adoration for violence during sex, but the hollow empty reasonings. It screams just trying to scrap a despicable character together.
Well, people used to believe (and some still do) that she was worst than even Axmann.
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>>142561420
I will succeed where Walther did not.

>>142561781
Though this could be done too.

It's nice when people don't feel alone.

>>142565222
>implying

Well, at least I hope.
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>>142555648
You didn't say, but that's what has been done. You may be kind, but you are tactless.

As for not a bad thing, that is too not true. Her whole life, she searched for people to accept her as one of them - not to accept her in some broad, general sense. She's been searching for a home her whole life. Peace, she is not at it. Only now is she, because she found people who accept her for who she is, and what she wants to be.

Can't you let her live a white lie?
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>>142573781
When is this? From the new BiS chapter?

>>142571096
That cruel 4%

One can never win.
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>>142574632
>It screams just trying to scrap a despicable character together.
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>>142573306
I luv Yuuko!
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>>142576976
Yeah we get it, you hate Beato, what else is new?

>>142568971
That fucking pout.
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>>142552505
>>142552710
Why is Monica so cute?

Is she a brocon?
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>>142578145
Italy sure loves its lazy eyes
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Creampie the funbags!
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>>142578145
Because Italian women
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>>142578633
How badly did he wanna?
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>>142575657

This is why i like the idea of them waking up in a peaceful world far away from the trauma and loss of the DDR they knew.
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>>142579084
It wouldn't help Pham in this case.

German law only just changed recently to jus soli. And in popular understanding, both former East and West, 'citizenship' law is still jus sanguinus.

Even here, her papers may say she's German, but no one will believe it, except some of the older ossis. The only difference is here they will bend over backward to suck Islamic cock.
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>>142579084
>DDR is still dead and now Germany is full of turks
>good
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KAISEREICH MUV LUV WHEN?
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>>142579440
Turks were pretty alright for the most part while I was living in Germany. Granted, that was four years ago, so shit might have changed. They make delicious döners
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>>142579440
Hey at least Ibrahim Doğulu is terrorist killing bro tier guy
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>>142578633
She'd swallow half the load and spit the rest back on your dick to lube it up some more
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>>142579736
Who's more of an ara-ara slut: Pham, Stella, or Beatrix?
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>>142579775
Stella = Beatrix > Pham
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>>142579775
Stella>Pham>Beatrix
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>>142581403
Why did Kirke of all girls get so many fanservice scenes?
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>>142581481
Because of her butt.
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>42 Posters
You guys need to let it go.
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>>142581596
Let go of what
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>>142581551
Yeah, but they removed fanservice scenes of other girls (like the bathhouse scene, or Beatrix/Lise's shower) and added Kirke fanservice. It just seems like they had their priorities fucked up, especially because Kirke isn't even that popular.
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>>142579775
Stella is queen, no doubt.

Pham may ara ara, but it's usually more innocent. Usually.

Cruel Pham may be too much to handle for my dick.
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>>142579440
>>142579380

She'd become a model American in about fifteen minutes though
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>>142534605
Yuimouto is love
Yuimouto is life
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>>142581596

It's been slow for a Tuesday but we didn't have a thread for a few days so some people might not have looked today.
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>>142583006
I want to corrupt Katia!
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>>142579775
Beatrix's Ara's are icey
Stella's are sexy
Pham's are motherly
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>>142583403
Do you think she'll take more after Lise or Beatrix?
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>>142579736
She would, but where did she learn such skill? She's a virgin.
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>>142583527
>Two ahoges
>Politically inclined

Beatrix obviously.
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>>142583762
Feminine instinct takes over
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>From r/anime topic: Least satisfying character death

>OP: When ever a show decides to kill off a character they've intentionally made you hate I'm usually satisfied by they way they're dealt with, but sometime I fell like they deserve more they what they got. For me it would have to be Lise. I wish they would have made her suffer more after she had Theo's entire squad tortured, beaten, and raped before killing Pham.

>Agreed, she had the chance to redeem herself, or at least reconsider her position. Over and over. She decided to stick with the stasi every time, until the bitter end.

>Pham was my favorite, so I'm still salty. I didn't like the way she had died, even though I saw it coming.

>That's why I don't put too much stock in side stories, the writers can give a sob story to ANYONE. Would we say that Hitler wasn't so bad if we learned he was abused as a kid. It's the actions the characters take in the present that matters. Lise became beyond hope as soon as she began informing on her friends. And those saying that she's doing it for her brother, she's doing it for herself. She doesn't truly care about Theo like Irisdina or Katia.

>The Lise that deserved mercy and pity was the one who was taken in and tortured by Beatrix and Axmann. She died in those two hands, and was replaced by a murderous bitch that needed to be put down.

>I wouldn't have minded had they made her suffer much more. And I think we can all agree that Heinze and Beatrix got off too easy.

>[Beatrix] was the biggest asshole in the story, and that's saying something. She had no fruedian excuse, no greater vision, only power hungry selfishness and an uncontrollable desire to murder.

>Because the anime didn't show it, duh. I can only judge a story on what is shown. And what was shown was a smug, sadistic woman who was happy over the deaths of those around her. Maybe she has a big story and grand vision, but if the anime isn't telling me that, why would I consider it in my evaluation.
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>>142584441
>Axmann is pretty much Stasi's very own Johan Liebert, except maybe less intelligent and creepy
>no one ever calls him out on his shit
Every fucking time.
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>>142584441
Wow, Phamfags can be fucking terrifying.
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>>142584555
I want to princess-carry Vivi.
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>>142584542

Axmann is pretty well liked, actually. There's no mixed messages about him:

>Fucking Stasi. Is it weird that, even after the reveals this episode, I still like Axmann in an odd way? He's like the inexcusably evil, but nevertheless charming villain, which is more then can be said for his ex.
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>>142584626
More from r/anime:

>Its pretty fked up that people hate Axmann less than her.

> I just hope Theodore doesn't take pity on her and wants her regardless of her circumstances since Iris is in front of Theo's eyes.

>If I had to choose, I would have preferred the redhead guy's half of the Stasi to win. He seemed more reasonable, and it doesn't seem that he brainwashed Theodor, unlike the other half of wackos who have that fcking cunt that sent Lise...
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Is Anette for bullying or loving?
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>>142584602
I want to give Vivi her coup de grace
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>>142584602
I want to lick her freckles.
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How much of a semen demon would Vivi had been if she'd reached adult hood?
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>>142583762
>>142584096

Also porn. Lots and lots of porn.
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>>142584817
>>142584626
>>142584441

Reddit needs to be euthanized.

>>142584964

Why not both?
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>>142585649
Why are Lise's and Beatrix' cheeks so pinchable?
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>>142585458
>Catch Stella watching porn
>She teases you about it instead
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Beatrice is garbage tier.

Would knock her out and drop her off at the nearest human research Hive.
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I want to bully Sumika's ahoge
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>>142584441
Can't blame'em for coming to that conclusion, the anime made damn sure that would happen. I mean for fucks sake look at this

https://u.pomf.is/cdjjjs.webm

Its like they wanted you to hate her, but then change tunes at a bipolar pace. If they wanted to make her evil, just make her evil and at least give the character some ground to stand on. Trying to have your cake and eat it too by making her both a tragic heroine and sadistic villain leaves no one satisfied. And between the two, we spent a hell of a lot more time being shown the sadistic villain firsthand while spending a few seconds total here and there being told about the tragic heroine. There is enough there for some to see past the surface and understand that theres more going on than meets the eye but most go for the knee jerk reaction instead.

It all comes down to portrayal. Doesn't matter what the character actually does(Axmann) its the parts we're shown and how we're presented with them that count. But here it is, evil irredeemable Lise. If thats the way she is thats just fine. Doesn't matter if she's a villain as long as she's a good villain, which she wasn't because that portrayal just doesn't agree with the core spirit of her character and so we end up with this hot mess.

But its an adaptation, and one with a director who had is own agenda at that. It doesn't effect the character from the LNs, or the one from the VNs who may turn out to be quite different too. Besides the whole thing is just an advertisement for said VN, the opinions of a bunch of westerners who don't know anymore about these characters than the 12 episodes shown here don't really matter to japs anyway as long as they know the VN exists and buy it. And if thats what happens then the show did its job.
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>>142585783

Charles de Gaulle is a poorly behaved lapdog that bit the hand that fed him.
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>>142586005
For being so impassioned about some of these characters, they fairly incurious about them. Things like Beatrix talking about her vow to Jurgen Bernhard sets off all sorts of questions in the back of my mind.
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>>142581971
That is why America is what America is. America understood this truth long ago.

It is one reason I love ML America. It's basically America x100, warts and all - but also hope, and faith in the better day.

>>142584441
>Lise had a choice on informing on friends that she was assigned to inform on
>"background material don't matter!"
>Beatrix tortured Lise and broke her
>Beatrix got off too easy, no excuse
>"I will purposely ignore what doesn't suit my vision!"
>trying to be a Phamfag

JUST

>>142584555
THIS MONSTER...THEY ARE NOT A PHAMFAG.

It hurts to read this. It really does. It's like watching a pale, lifeless imitation of what Pham is supposed to be. A skinwalker. A ghost.

I want to feel anger, but in the end, all I feel is sadness.

I still believe I know Pham, understand Pham. She would tell this person that this is not the way, with a gentle but powerful hug.

This is not the way ;_;
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>>142584096
And Stella has a very powerful feminine instinct.

I admit, I'd probably fall to her wiles sooner or later. She's just too cute.

>>142585716
More than that. She'd tease you about it by saying why bother when you only had to ask her.

Only if you're Yuuya of course, but still.
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>>142586474

Tell me more about Pham. How do you emulate her endless love? Her selflessness and caring? In fact, Phamfags, just tell me how to write her for a possible writefag I might do later. If this shit ever reaches the light of day, I want to make her shine.

inb4 whydoessheweartheflowers.webm
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>>142584542

Axmann is consistent, and he's usually presented matter-a-factly versus over the top like the Werewolves despite doing worse. It's easy to manipulate idiots into disliking certain characters through music cues, scene set up, and so forth (something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55ArHjeR1c). Beatrix and Lise are given far more scenes to inflict harm upon characters that the audience has been set up to like then Axmann. They're also shown to enjoy cruelty far more than Axmann, who just comes off as smarmy most of the time. Axmann is also shown to go through his own struggles and react with anger when he loses his men, unlike the Werewolves who do not care or even enjoy it. It doesn't help that the people who go through Axmann also have a higher survival rate then the Werewolves too, and Theo/Lise's torture at his hands are downplayed.
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>>142586894
>Axmann is consistent

This is it. From that first scene in episode one, he was a consistent character, evil, but still slick and charming in a way. Lise was all over the place and Beatrix seemed to be pure evil and sadism, that wasn't there in the LN or VN, with the exception of a few scenes, which opened massive plotholes.
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>>142586894
Yeah, it's arguable if anime Axmann was a better person, but character wise, he really was better written, more likable, and more entertaining. He never really felt out of character or out of place, so to speak.

>>142586996
>which opened massive plotholes.
Like?
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>>142587101
Like:

>who the fuck is Jürgen?
>why does she behave around Irisdina in a completely different way than usual?
>what her relationship wtih Irisdina?
>why does she believe that killing East Germany off is the right thing and that the rebels are enemies of mankind?

I'll admit that my choice of words in my previous post may have been poor though, massive is a bit much.
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>>142586885
Bear in mind, other Phamfags may feel differently, but this is for me in particular. That said,

I want to explain, I so dearly want to, but really - I honestly don't know. Pham's power is something, to me, that is beyond logic, beyond the mere limits of language to properly convey. Logic, reality, calculation, these are concepts that people trapped by them cannot truly understand the power of emotions, faith, and love, until they learn to let go of these limitations and instead use them in conjuction with these forces.

Another convergent aspect is my desire to do good, and to love. I'm not sure if it's something I can say about myself, but people have all my life told me I have a "heart of gold". Bear in mind, I am a flawed person, extremely flawed, and I am somewhat a liar in that I hide parts of my personality and thoughts.

I have convictions, I have strong opinions. And indeed, I have virulent hatred, anger, and other bad things running underneath my psyche. But more than those, I feel love. I try to love. I want to love. More than I want to kill, I want to heal. So I decided to long ago sublimate these negatives to doing good. I want to understand people, whether I agree with them. I want to delve into the deepest roots of their soul, yank their fears and dreams to the surface until they cry from having nothing to hide - and then give them a hug, tell them it's not too late. I want to fight for the happy end, to see the world free, and let people smile for one more day.

Pham speaks to me in this way. She mirrors to me that, yes, one can be a conflicted person, and yet not be condemned by the negatives. That yes, you can love. You can love utterly. That having the might of God in you is not to utterly destroy the wicked, but to do everything you can to tell them it is not too late. God loves everyone without condition. That to me is what makes God the eternal, the all-enveloping. God can forgive, so why can I not? Pham is the embodiemt.
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>>142586474
I think they're so angry at Lise because they're blinded by their love of Pham 's breasts.
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>>142587233
Yeah, if they were just going to make Beatrix evil, they should have dropped a lot of the hints to her backstory.
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>>142587240
Pham is the representative of the eternal, unlimited power of God to me. And God is nothing but love. Anyone can be forgiven to me, they must be. I am human in that I still carry stigma, judgement, and that is something that cannot go away. We all fall, we all fail, but to me, the beauty of Pham is that despite all this, she chose this difficult path. I see myself in her, in this manner.

I also see the martyr aspect of it. I feel it, all too well in life. I understand, deeply, the emotions that go through her. The desire to be accepted. The pain, the hunger for someone to love you, in that way. In many ways. I understand that overwhelming hunger she has. And yet, for all that hunger, Pham knows it would be, it is too selfish to wish for your own profile to benefit, when there are still so many hearts to save, so many broken smiles to repair. So like Pham, I sublimate my hunger. I have faith that something will work out, like I know Pham does, but that may be because Pham hoped, had such faith in her fellow man, that she knew someone would notice her heart one day too. So like her, I hope to give till my last breath.

To understand the pain of people, and what series of events led to their final end, even when evil - it is one thing to hate the evil they represent, to want to destroy it. She does, is that not why Pham fights? Is that not why she decided to stand up for the free world? But even then, in that zeal, the fires of liberation, of blazing the Earth in name of the happier day, it is still important to remember why someone was the way they were. Pham knows, she understands. It's why she harbored no ill will to Beatrix (at least I feel), and why she forgave Lise well before she died at her hands. She knew what tragedies befall a human in an era of no hope, in a system where trust and love are the most precious of commodities.

Basically, I want to love, more and more! That is why I am a Phamfag. Love is endless and eternal.

So I choose to love!
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>>142587101
>none of the animeonlies were intellectually curious enough to ask who Jurgen was
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>>142583403
She corrupts herself.
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>>142583515
Stella x Yui is canon
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>>142585252
How many babies?

Is she actually a slut, or also another good girl who's persona is flirty?
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>>142588045
She is Yuuya's Ex, take that how you will.
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>>142588045
She's not an actual slut. People take it out of context because Sharon's relationship with Yuuya and Leon being his replacement after Yuuya is transferred that she has some sort of insatiable cock lust for Japanese halfus. The other thing though is she really enjoyed being a former model iirc for US Army promotional pin ups to get men to enlist.
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>>142588217
>The other thing though is she really enjoyed being a former model iirc for US Army promotional pin ups to get men to enlist.

Wait, what?

I figured she's not a slut, but you know people.

It's so odd to see so many girls as a proportion of the cast in ML are actually much more innocent than they let on. Not that it's a bad thing.
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>>142588152

The sheer amount of effort it would take to kindle a relationship with Yuuya means i think she doesn't keep a lot of male company.

I'm really curious if she's general Heim's daughter. If she is, she's probably an accidental slut who keeps waking up in strange beds after first (and only) dates without ever figuring out what she's doing wrong.
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Best TE doujin is the one where Sharon seduces Yui while getting in her panties by pretending she's prettying Yui up for Yuuya.
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>>142588429
>not Yuuya fucking the bridge bunnies

Pffft.
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>>142588496
>>142588429
>there will never really be any yuri centric ML doujins
>there will never be a doujin by Leimei of Stella making a harem of girls for her bidding as she conquerors all the best girls from TE to SM
Sad
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>>142588429
>best TE doujin

You're not just not gonna post a link like that, are you?
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>>142588761

Not that anon, but I got you anon

(C81) [Nataku ga Iku! (Xanadu)] Liguria no Hitomi (Muv-Luv)

It's pretty good, but I kind of like the one done by the guy who does the official MUV-LUV Alternative manga.
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>>142587240
>>142587513

As a Lisefag, Phamfags have made Pham my favorite of the 666th.
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>>142588429
The one where Yui gets raped by Russians is great. Though my favorite one will always be midnight terrorist.
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>>142588886
Aw yeah anon, this is good, bless you.

>Yuuya and Cui 69ing
Awwww
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>>142578145
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>>142588886
>I love shaved pubes!
>I love big chested lolis!

wew lad
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>>142587760
For some time, it was difficult for me to pinpoint why this show wasn't doing it for me. Its plot is okay, and while the pacing is rushed and some characters are bland, the atmosphere is good. There’s nothing that sticks out as severely detrimental. After thinking a long time on it, I think I've figured out what exactly went wrong, so let’s get down to business.

First let’s address the gap between the emotional reaction the show expects the me to have, versus the kind of reaction I actually have. There are so many "important" and "grave" scenes that are difficult to care about due to clumsy storytelling. Scenes that dramatize character deaths are the worse. It shatters the fourth wall when I barely know the damn character’s name or they're just straight up unlikable yet the show still expects me to care when they keel over.

This is huge with Lise, who's portrayed in the ugliest and most unsympathetic light possible (well, outside of Beatrix) before the show does a 180 and tries to turn her death into a tearjerker. Characters' must earn the audience's sympathy. Furthermore, there is a serious lack of tact or maturity from the storytelling that's required to lend these scenes their required gravitas, turning them from tragedy into pure farce.

Another persistent issue with viewer engagement is that the main characters, Theodore, Lise, and Katia, aren’t likable or charismatic. (I don't consider Irisdina to be a main character; she might be attractive and interesting, but she's always distant, remains a inscrutable for the most part, and disappears for half the show.)

Lise is forced to an entirely polarizing role and Theodor has the charm of a cardboard box. While the environment of imminent apocalypse and oppressive dystopia goes a long way to explaining the distrustful, distant, and damage of characters such as Theo or Lise, it falls apart when you look at Katia.
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>>142589785
Schwarzesmarken is a story about maturing, finding something to believe in, and fighting for it. It’s a story that’s fundamentally about hope, change, and the future. At the very heart of this this is Katia, and it's her who Schwarzesmarken charges to drive this theme home. Unfortunately, she doesn't suit her role at all. There’s a difference between having hope and being so hopelessly naïve that everything that comes out of your mouth is just pure crap. Yelling your subversive ideals to the brutal secret police in a grim dystopia doesn't make you look idealistic, just dumb!

Beyond that, Katia never contributes anything to the story! Not its themes, not to further develop other characters or their dynamics, nothing. She doesn't say anything productive nor do anything productive. She's not interesting. I found her so underwhelming that I could've almost forgotten that she was supposed to be a main character. Considering the show’s biggest theme is hope in the face of suffering, Katia's failure is hugely detrimental to the entire show.

Towards the end of the show, the theme of clashing ideals is clumsily introduced. In particular is Beatrix’s ‘Jürgen’ vision. This could have been the set up to some nail biting action over a morally ambiguous clash between our heroes’ ideals and Beatrix's, if only these ideals had been elaborated upon. It doesn't help that for the majority of the anime, Beatrix's whole character cannot be taken seriously as her farcical levels of villainy clash with the overall atmosphere of the show. It's like seeing Hannibal Lector pop up in something like Oreimo. From the very first episode, Beatrix is always framed as a villain without reservation, absolutely filled with glee as she tortures and kills all those around her, making her ideals feel tacked onto her at the last moment to add character depth (especially in relation to Jürgen).
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>>142589805
What ideals she does have fall flat due to the presentation of the BETA. Beatrix believes that unification under a police state and drastic action such as offering East Germany up as a sacrificial lamb may be what humanity needs in the face of such a dire threat. However, the BETA conflict is always secondary to the human conflict, to the point where the BETA aren't nearly as threatening as the other humans. You just shoot shoot some TSF cannons, fire some long-range missiles, and voila, done and dusted. There’s none of the visceral action or the high stakes that Alternative had; in Schwarzesmarken, the BETA are reduced to a mere zombie horde. This greatly diminishes the stakes of the political squabbles and discredits the main antagonist's point.

Schwarzesmarken is plagued with crushing problems, and I’d place most of the fault in its execution: its too rushed, the directing isn't good, and it lacks the humanistic touch it needed. The plot and the production are still respectable, and I generally had a decent time with it, but I know that Muv-Luv stories can do better. If there’s anything Schwarzesmarken shows, it’s that any adaptation of Alternative will similarly fail unless the production behind it is talented and creatively inspired.

Story: 4 Characters: 4 Enjoyment: 4 Significance: 3
Score: 38%
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>>142589785
>>142589805
>>142589833
I see at least one reviewer played Alt.
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>>142589833
>>142589805
>>142589785

First review that's been posted here that wasn't complete and utter garbage.

actually, I agree with a lot of the observations, and I feel that he articulated them better and more concisely than I could have.
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>>142589785
>>142589805
>>142589833
That's extremely negative compared to Type-94's review.
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>>142588886
I'm surprised, quite the gamut of reactions, and pretty accurate characterizations while maintaining an independent streak. Good art too! I felt many things.

>I won't let you turn Leon and me into memories you can forget!

That's...

;_;
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>>142590045
Type-94 has his head up his own Ass. If he couldn't read jap no one would take him seriously.
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>>142589890
>>142590027
I picked it up from fucking MAL of all places.
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>>142590163
Seems that even in MAL there are exceptions to the rule.
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>>142588429
Well to be honest, she was prettying Yui up for Yuuya...she just figured she'd take her cut.

>>142588516
Well I got a picture, if that helps?

Tarisa would be bullied with a sandwich.
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>>142590344
I'll cum inside all of those bunnies
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>>142583762
that's bullshit and you know it
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Goddammit Japmoot, get your shit together!

>>142587311
But if that was the case, then wouldn't they have not called Theo omg so kewl he takes out the trash, since he let Inghild's glorious teats get punctured?
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>>142548436

You're finally sitting in the terminal at John Wayne Airport, waiting for your flight home. You capped off your trip through the southwest United States with two days at Disneyland proper, plus a day at California Adventure. It's been years since you had gone to an amusement park of any kind, let alone one like Disneyland. For Lise, it is an entirely new experience, one that was a little bit overwhelming. Beatrix agreed to pick the two of you up at the airport upon your arrival, and the two of you are sitting in an airport bar killing time before your flight by sipping overpriced microbrews and watching balding men in suits shout about sports. Lise is glowing, both in terms of her sunburn, and her general demeanor. While she had enjoyed her time on this planet since arriving via the interdimensional mattress, the previous couple of weeks really opened her eyes to the full breadth of the world she now lived in.

Lise staring mindlessly at the television, too tired to really reflect on the events of the past days, when you hear the boarding call for your flight. You and Lise pick up your bags, shuffle towards the gate, and eventually get on the flight home. Thankfully, it's a non-stop flight, so you're done thinking for the day. Lise sits down in a window seat. You occupy the middle seat next to her. She fiddles with her headphones, shoots off a text, and then opens a bottle of diet doctor pepper into which she has surreptitiously poured several minibottles of spiced rum. Settled in, she divides her time between the hustle and bustle on the runway outside, and watching the other passengers file into the plane. The plane eventually takes off, and as it reaches cruising speed, you look over. Lise is slumped on your shoulder, asleep. The Diet Doctor Pepper is empty, and an episode of her favorite show is playing on the smartphone on her lap. With that last image in your head, you drift off to sleep yourself, your vacation finally over.
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tfw no official porns of TE/TDA/SM girls

it's not fair
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I like her more than I should given her limited screen time.
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>>142584441
>r/
Is this where these threads are at, now?
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>>142591554
>spoon Pham while the others don't know
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>>142591554
Why does Anette wear a bra? It's pretty strange for a boy.
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>>142591554
>Pham in a silky purple negligee
>Anette in short shorts and a loose tank
>Katia in kid/middleage lady pajamas

I feel this symbolizes them so well.

What do the others wear to bed? I remember from the VN it seems Lise wears her black issue tank to bed, or a variant of it she wore that one time. But that's not her actual pajama wear.
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>>142591554
I want to senpai Pham's pham's.
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I am going to marry Gretel!
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>>142591998
How'd a Vietnamese girl get such a big rack?
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>>142591105
Healanon, were you the writer of the Raped Refugee Beato story?
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>>142592140
Healthy doses of freedom and ara ara.
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>>142592140
It's not like all Asians have small tits you know. Even East and SE Asians.
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>>142591554
I think Pham would prefer to sleep topless actually, just so she could feel your heartbeats connected closely.
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>>142534605
Negi-kun?!
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Punching Gretel until she passes out!
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>>142592548
That - why that is the most genius and heartwarming thing I ever heard.

>>142591293
It's okay, Kiirke a cute.
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>>142593866
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>>142591293
Circe's sidestory when?
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>>142589431
Oh God, she is a brocon.

She's not gonna be happy to learn what he's been up to at Yukon.

>>142594297
Okay, Kiirke a lewd too.
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>tfw no TSF International Brigade units to liberate Spain from BETA
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>>142595502
Did she come out alive at the end?
Please say yes ;_;
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>>142589169
There is something sugary goodness about Phamfags, isn't there?

>>142588362
Muv Luv really is painful. Even in a world like this, she'll suffer.
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There are too many hot chicks on the front lines. How does one get them home, safe and sound?
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>>142596422
With firepower
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>>142596422
Jody pls go
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>>142596422
Dont have them as frontline combat troops.

In the event of collapse at the front or destruction. People who are in the rear areas etc will mostly survive since they will be able to escape.
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>>142534605
Pham did nothing wrong
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>>142597064
Well she died.

That's wrong
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>>142596987
>Clerk with a gun
>Only a month ago, this boot-licker was pouring coffee for the squadron brass when he wasn’t busy selling morphine out the back of his air-conditioned supply tent. Now, with HQ overrun,
manpower is in short supply. Everyone is a rifl eman and today he’s out on patrol for the fi rst time. The airman’s spit-polished jump boots, pristine catalog gear, and tailored fatigues all seem outof place, but what doesn’t kill him will make him smarter
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>>142597064
Been dead is very wrong
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>>142597099
Well the question was
>How does one get them home, safe and sound?
And the safest way is to now allow them to get into direct combat roles which are the most dangerous.
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>>142597604
>And the safest way is to now
*not
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>>142597604
yeah well, balloon tits in bodysuits etc etc

I find this uniforms sexier that fortified suits
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>>142597749
>cute girls in formal military uniforms

Truly an under-appreciated fetish.
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>>142597749
You are not alone.
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>>142591105
D'awwww....
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>>142598069
>>142598073
My fellow nubians
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>>142597749
Only if pantyhose are involved. Otherwise bodysuits trump it.
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>>142598069
>cute girls in formal military uniforms
This was the first thing that caught my eye about Schwarzesmarken.
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>>142597749
One would be somewhat safer in a TSF to a certain degree depending on the tactical situation.

But I would argue that that is the worst thing you could do if you wanted to "protect" the person you put there since TSF pilots are sent everytime a large BETA group arrives into the heart of the swarm to take out the laser class.

Not that it is that much better then to stay in some trench waiting for the BETA to come to in a static defence. Either way, you want them far away from danger or with great ability to escape doom.
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Irisdina is ugly
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>>142598173
still almost as bad as the anti-yuiposter desu
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>>142598123
>I see you are a man of culture as well.jpg

>bodysuits
They are good, but remember that concealing things can be just as arousing as showing them
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Who wins in a tickle fight: Katia or Lise?
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>>142598260
Like I said, pantyhose.
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>>142598535
Lise.
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>>142598218
Who has the softer breasts, Iris or Stella?
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>>142598992
That question is impossible to answer.
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>>142598992
Yuimoto
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>>142598992
Natalie.
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>>142598992
beato
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>>142601026
Gonna need confirmation on this
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>>142598992
IRIS!
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>>142592217

Yes I am. That was written a little earlier than this story.
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>>142601264
I'm kind curious about how it would continue, Beato finding a way to redeem herself is a story I would like to read.

Or is it dead?
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Anime makes the boobs look so unsexy compared to the VN.
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>>142601546
I'm more interested about the Jurgen reunification story. We still haven't got the other's reactions, nor any Beatrix/Jurgen scenes after they were reunited.
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>>142598992
Phamzuri
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I want to fuck Theo's brains out so bad.
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>>142601546

I haven't worked on it much, but that story was basically written as a bridge to explain why a Beatrix i had killed off in an earlier story was able to reappear in the Gretel stories i wrote.
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>>142601639

Lise pls.
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>>142601551
Yes, animation tends to be simplified and of lower quality than illustrations and CGs that can have more time devoted to them. Unless the animation has more money or manpower thats a given.
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>>142601664
Ahh, the Gretel at Boening ones, yes?

>>142601603
But there are a couple of Beato/Jürgen ones.
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>>142601859
Talking about the one where he's released from jail right on the cusp of revolution.
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>>142601922
That one was nice, and everyone who lived up to that point got a good end, but I think its done.

Unless someone wants to do a Ossie Unlimited set in Arizona.
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>>142601922
>>142601859

I wasn't really planning on going back to those stories. But the jurgen story could be interesting if he's in a tsf to hide his identity when they drop in on the 666th, he stops Theo from running away with Katja, and gets everyone to sit down for a nice long chat instead of fighting.

Then, eventually the western army is Sent to reinforce the line, and the DDR begins an orderly withdrawal to Cuba. Jurgen is the missing link for reconciling Katja's plan with Bea's, and reconciling Bea and Iris.

That said, I'm fine leaving it open, too.
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>>142602533
You'd also have a lot more friction than the heal story. Between the stasi and the 666th, and between Beatrix and Jurgen (she probably did hunt down a few of his friends not to mention letting Hannibal die)
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Vivi is a good girl
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Fuck off Pham
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>>142603215

There would be friction as Jurgen found out just how much naughty stuff Beatrix had gotten herself into but he already promised to bear her sins with her and he's not going to back out. He would be the lube easing out the friction between Bea and Iris though, and when they take in the 666th he'd make sure that were treated humanely.

>>142602358

We'll just say that's what eventually happened, the only other person who is alive in those stories that shouldn't be is Inghild but she was still wrecked by grappler.
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What's the status of the EU?
what about Spain? (besides been overrun by BETA)
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>>142604030

Spain was the last part of Europe to survive. I don't know how the EU would have looked, since Germany was destroyed in 1984
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>>142604485
I know but what about what was left of their government. are they in the UK or South America/Africa?

I'm oddly specific, I know
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>>142603529
>>142602533
I want to see it play out. For scientific reasons of course.
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>>142604856
Is she a half glass empty woman, or a half glass full woman?
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>>142604030
Apparently it's still a thing and started as a military alliance.

http://muvluv.wikia.com/wiki/European_Union
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>>142604737
Nothing official but seeing that the Canaries are still safe, Tenerife being the provisional capital isn't far fetched.

>>142604924
Yuuko is both and neither!
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>>142604030
>>142604485
>inb4 angry Katiafags screaming about how Katia saved Europe from Beatrix

>>142604924
The noncommittal type.
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>>142604737

I don't know about spain's government. thankfully, the EU doesn't have a government in ML, though the UN does most of the evil shenanigans they would otherwise get up to.
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>>142604962
Ceuta and Melilla are safe too

Well at least is something
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>>142605043
Didn't they relocated from Brussels to the UK?
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>>142605222

yeah but even in 2001 the EU was smaller and more impotent than it is now. NATO and the UN would be the prime movers here.
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>>142605637
Oh ok
It was just curiosity
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Why form a new military alliance when NATO already exists?

You will have a military alliance with a nation you already have a military alliance with.
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>>142605937
They don't like the Yanks see>>142552161 & >>142552262
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>>142605937
because PACT PRIDE WORLD WIDE

No really, why are you asking it? NATO exists in muv luv
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>>142606075
>>142606109
I was thinking of EU.

What is the point of that when those nations in it are most likely in NATO already.
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>>142606235
Because EU is a political alliance while NATO is a military one
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Why were there no male stasi pilots?
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>>142606333
Ketcup had the fuckboi squadron
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>>142603215
I don't think it'd be that huge of deal once they start fucking like rabbits.
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>>142606333
Because it hurts more that way.
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>>142579622
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Catcalling the office ladies!
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>>142607848
Enjoy your appointment with HR
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>>142606333
Why is Inghild there?

Speaking of which, I want more Inghild stuff.
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>>142608219

ded people
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>>142607919
Fortunately I'm busy, as I've got an appointment with a certain butt.
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>>142608219

Maybe an older story i wrote?

"Marco..."

Inghild held the portrait above her with her left hand. It was dimly illuminated by the moonlight pouring in through the window, as well as a nightlight plugged into an outlet near the door. Even in the dark, it was a face she knew perfectly. It was the face she gazed at every night as it stood on her nightstand, watching over her as she slept. Inghild survived her encounter with the Beta, if only by a thread. Her boyfriend, Marco, had not survived his own. She had, of course, been severely injured in the process. However, It would be wrong to say that those injuries had only caused her hardship and pain.

As a result of the nerve damage in her right hand and spinal column, when Inghild touched herself, it felt as though her hand belonged to someone else. She had long ago decided who that person would be. Now, she lay naked atop her bed, gazing longingly at that portrait, while her right hand delved between her legs. It wasn't particularly dexterous; she couldn't even write with it anymore. Then again, Marco's fingers never had been, either.

"Mmn~"

Inghild sucked on her lower lip to muffle her own moans. Annette was in the next room over, presumably asleep. It would be rude to disturb her. Inghild's back arched, bringing her hips off the soft mattress, and she finally reached climax. She slowly lowered the portrait, hugging the cold pane of glass against her gently heaving breasts. It was nothing like the real thing, but it would have to do. She fell asleep there, still clinging to Marco's visage, and drifted off to a place where she could once again see him in person.
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>lick Gretel's armpits
>cum inside Gretel
>marry Gretel
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>>142609057

If you see any of my semen, tell it I said hi.
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>>142609276
I wasn't planning on visiting any spermbanks for autistic donors but if I do, sure.
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>>142588349
Not a lot of time to lose your virginity when they're tossing you into the frontlines at 15-16 anon.

>>142591105
A fitting ending for their vacation, great job healanon.

>>142606333
Because Kouki knows it hurts you more to see cute waifus dying horrible deaths.
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>>142609391

>Not a lot of time to lose your virginity when they're tossing you into the frontlines at 15-16 anon.

DESU you really only need 5 minutes of downtime and if you know there's a 50% chance you'll be dead in 8 minutes you'll clear some room in your schedule.
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>>142609391
>Not a lot of time to lose your virginity when they're tossing you into the frontlines at 15-16 anon.
t. someone who doesn't know how the chairforce operates
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>>142609391
>Not a lot of time to lose your virginity when they're tossing you into the frontlines at 15-16 anon.

Sex happens all the time in RL while on deployments. Female soldiers getting pregnant is actually a huge issue.
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>>142609323

Iris has at least three of them on her person at all times.
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>>142609484
You still have another problem, and that is the lack of males. The reason we are trowing 15-16 year old girls to the frontlines is because we're out of 15-16 year old boys to throw to the frontlines after all (I know it's just an excuse to have one guy surrounded by a bunch of girls that want his dick, but they made it a legit excuse, not me)

>>142609678
>>142609782
Point. with the caveat that the above comment applies to this situation as well.
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>Woman in the armed forces
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>>142609853
She has 3 buildings on her at all times? No wonder she's so angsty to rebel, with all that weight on her shoulders.
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>>142610108

They're less like buildings and more like caverns, by now at least.
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>>142609959
>You still have another problem, and that is the lack of males. The reason we are trowing 15-16 year old girls to the frontlines is because we're out of 15-16 year old boys to throw to the frontlines after all (I know it's just an excuse to have one guy surrounded by a bunch of girls that want his dick, but they made it a legit excuse, not me)

Look up the Coolidge Effect, and you'll understand why that matters a whole lot less than you might think it does.
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>>142610241
I've never heard of caverns mandated by the state to provide sperm. Are you absolutely sure these three spermbanks are not buildings?
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>>142610356

Why yes I am. I did a through investigation of them just a moment ago. They are all fleshy and moist, and the closet thing to a "building" are the twenty nine or so teeth in the sperm bank she keeps just behind her lips.
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>>142610347
You idiot.

The entire series has girls gravitating towards the sole males of their respective corners of the universe cause it's an animu trope, not cause it's a theoretical principle posited by an already dead faggot.
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>>142610509
Don't be obtuse, anon! A sperm bank is a building. You're rudely referring to this maiden's mouth as something that people ran the train on!

I'll have you know that HR is notified about this libel, and I won't press charges if you stop now.
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>>142610664
>Sample

Fucking Hell!
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>>142610627
So it's not the Coolidge Effect, but it actually is?
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>>142595739
Of course she did. All of them did!

Chobi a cute!

>>142597749
Why should there be a choice? It's not like they wear the formal uniforms while flying.

>>142598992
Pham and Stella compete for spot number one. Well no, that's not right. Forgetting about Inghild too. It's not just because they the biggest. Irisdina's, like her mother, are hard hearted.
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>>142610627

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but I'm referencing the Coolidge effect to explain why a given TSF battalion with mostly female pilots would still have approximately zero virgins if there were any males available.

They're obviously not going to do that with the protagonist TSF units, but if you have something like Zhar Battalion, you can safely assume that they fuck like rabbits every chance they get, and girls having to share a guy isn't going to have a huge impact because one man can fuck six girls faster than he can fuck one girl six times, as observed by Calvin Coolidge, the biggest smart-ass ever to attain the presidency.
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>>142601551
>no Inghild
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>>142610819
What's cuter?

Smug Monica or Flustered Monica?
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>>142610756
No, it's all about sales. and what sells in the anime/light novel/visual novel world is a bunch of girls tripping over themselves metaphorically over a bland MC so that faggots who legit believe the "2D is better than 3D" meme to be true can self insert.
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>>142610819
>Irisdina's, like her mother, are hard hearted.
These breasts don't look hard to me. Unless you mean they'll make you hard
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>>142610664

Hey buddy, You're the one that started calling them sperm banks, not me. I call them King's Cross, Paddington, and Waterloo.. And from the sounds of it, me and the rest of the ground crew know them a whole lot better than you do.
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>>142610967
What about BiS and Jurgen?
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>>142606075
Fucking ungrateful pieces of shit.

>>142606235
They're operating as more of combined nation entities than they are in real life anon. Unlike our present EU which can't even get simple joint battlecorps of empty brigades together. They're more politically tied than they are in our world, by wartime necessity.

NATO doesn't really matter since America basically tries to supply and be friends with everyone, short of countries stupid enough to sabotage the war effort.
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>>142611088
> I call them King's Cross, Paddington, and Waterloo.

Damn Son!

>>142611111
Mabu Rabu anon. They have to leave true love a chance after all, its the name of the franchise.

Nice digits both of you.
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>>142611088
>..
>You're the one that started calling them sperm banks, not me.
If you want to take every tongue-in-cheek comment literally, then sure, lad.
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>>142610953
Flustered.

She'd also pout and be angry if she saw VG and Tarisa interacting.

And maybe make a smug comment out loud to her onii-chan about how she's surprised, she thought he liked tall blondes
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>>142611258
V.G is her otouto.
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>>142610819
Wrong
Everybody died at the end of Total Eclipse
>>142610953
All Monica's are cute
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>>142611331
>Everybody died at the end of Total Eclipse
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Alright, how about smug Beatrix vs flustered Beatrix?
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>>142611402
Flustered!

But all Beatos are cute!
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>>142611187

>can't handle the banter
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>>142611484
>>142611402
The gap moe is strong in Beatrix.
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>>142611489
I'll give you something to pant about. Pull down those draws, fagboy.
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>>142611557
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>>142611187

>..

that actually wasn't an ellipse, that was a run of the mill typographic error. I just edited my comment because "Kings Cross, Paddington and Waterloo." is much funnier than what I was going to type, but I forgot to delete the original period.

So I had an extra period. Unlike Irisdina, who missed her last period.
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>>142611794
>Unlike Irisdina, who missed her last period.

Do you know who is responsible?
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>>142611402
Flustered of course.
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>>142611853

We thought about starting a betting pool, but in the end we decided that some things are better left unknown. We're just going to set up a playpen in the hangar and raise the little rugrat as the unit mascot.
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>>142611853
All me.
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>>142612140
That kid is so unlucky that its mom takes after its grandmother.

>>142612216
You sure?
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>>142612216
>All me.
You mean teen Iris somehow went forward in time and inseminated her adult self?
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>>142611402
>>142611484
Obviously both.

It's too hard to pick between them, really. Too fucking cute either way.

Who be making the new thread?
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>>142612282
>You sure?
Jesus what is this, a trial? I haven't been this certain since I watched ships fire off the shoulder of Orion in 1964
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>>142612526
>>142612526
>>142612526

Since the question was raised. Here is our new thread.
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>>142612569
>sumika
get bent
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>>142612598
All the girls are there
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>>142612282

Nah, Mercedes is a manipulative skank who fucks around to advance her personal ambitions. Iris is a such a hard working lady it falls on her ground crew to make sure she's making time for herself.

Also if course the reason we're not having the baby dna tested is most of us are married with families back in Berlin.
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>>142612799
>most of us are married with families back in Berlin.

I suppose that that doesn't include you Anon. You don't seem to be a married man.
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>>142612799
you're getting PCS'd to barkatraz dude
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Soon
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>>142613778
For what
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>>142613819
Martyrs
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