Kuma Miko

I would strip her.

Rape her. Then drop her off in the city late at night right afterwards.

>>142532900
Give her a microwave and it will be Hiroshima and Nagasaki all over again

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>>142532900
Take her cell phone and smash it on the ground.
Beat up Hibiki in front of her.
Burn down her house.

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>>142532900

change her ringtone

Make her go on a tour of the larger cities of japan as an idol.

Natsu can't come ofc so she can only stay in touch with him using skypée.
>she'll have to install it herself
>there'll be lots of escalators
>she'll be on tv
>her outfit will be no 2

Like a tour of duty in vietnam she'll either perish on the field or return a changed man.

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Take pictures of her in her underwear

>>142532900
I don't think the bullying can get any worse at this point without felony charges

Ask her to record a show for me while i'm out

Her ringtone is 'mysteriously' changed every day.
When seemingly no one is around, the microwave will be set and Machi might hear it go off. The beeping continues to echo through the house throughout the day, and she won't know how to stop it.
Her first computer is set to automatically install updates, constantly cutting her Skypée chats and other activities off.
Unbeknown to Machi, the washing machine is used nightly after she's gone to bed, causing her fear of the unknown clanging and rumbling as she hides under the covers.
Set a digital alarm next to her one morning with the volume at max. She won't know how to turn it off at first. Add several, different models a few days later, some set at the same time, some for after she figures out the first set. Increase the amount another time.
One day, she might notice the strange, cold touch of metal as she's running her hand through Natsu's fur, and she begins to read deeply into it as she tends to do. As the days go on, Natsu becomes increasingly metallic, and occasionally behaves robotically. Machi becomes convinced that Natsu has become or been replaced with technology.

>>142532900
Giving her a bowl cut and then forcing her to go to a trendy area.

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Show her my log

give her a present that's sealed in a blister pack

take her anal virginity

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>>142533482
>implying a weeb like you could beat up Hibiki

I want to steal her stuff and just hold it out of her reach
The Greensleeves bit kind of got me. I remember getting my first cell phone and being amazed that I had Greensleeves and the 9th symphony as ringtones

>>142538252
I've already done that, anon.

>>142532900
Thigh sex

I swear I've heard that bear song in another anime.

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>>142538209

That's way too much, have you no shame?

>>142542414

Ill also hide her scissors

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>>142532900
Take her to Village Vanguard

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>>142535426
That's some skynet shit right there.

>>142532900
>Let's discuss ways to bully Machi
That's like finding a way to make water wet. She's already bullied from all facets of life because she's absolutely useless, only good for her sex appeal.

You want to know what's sad? Even Tomoko from Watamote is a more successful human being than her.

Once Natsu dies at the end of whatever a bear/human's lifespan is, poor Machi is going to starve to death or something.

>>142532900
Tickle her for a couple extra seconds after she tells you to stop

>>142532900
>Let's discuss ways to bully Machi
You could take Natsu away from her for greater than 12 hours.
Though there's a higher than is comfortable chance that she'd be dead once you reunited them.

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>>142542591
You'd think as a shrine maiden she'd be used to the idea of mystical stuff.

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Soiya~

Is this a real music piece?

I really liked it.

>>142543865
>soiya means enya in moonglyps

best way to pick up unknown idols is to go to tiny backwater villages?

Kill the bear. She'll either come out broken or stronger,

>>142544268
9edgy283ne

>>142533024
But I thought raping her is just the proper way to greet her?

>>142533024
>not keeping her as a sex slave for months and dropping her off at the shrine when she's about to go into labor
wtf is wrong with you?

>>142532900
Orgasm denial.

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>>142544908
That's probably the best way to bully her.

>>142544908
How about forcing her to orgasm when she doesn't want to?

>>142545194
I thought the same thing. What's better forced orgasm or orgasm denial....the age old question.

Drop her off in the middle of the city with no money or a cellphone.

Just marry her off to Yoshio, that's a lifetime of bullying plus bearing inbred mutants.

>>142545406
Or you orgasm before her and deny her orgasm.

Take her out to eat, tell her we're going to a WcDonalds or something so she doesn't need to dress too nicely, then take her to a fancy restaurant instead.

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>>142545406
goddamn, either tested on Machi would be worth watching though

>>142545406
Both are fine, absolute control over when she's allowed to orgasm is the sexy part

>>142545194
>>142545406
Forced Orgasm is for the sacrifice, Orgasm Denial is for the Miko.

marriage and happy married life

the children tease her too

>>142532900
This series didn't even do good lewd, just joke level shit.
1/10 wouldn't rewatch.

>>142550557
This. Absolutely this.

>>142550588
That's the only good kind. Shows that relies on fanservice are garbage.

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That save because Machi is a fuck up.

Best lad.

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>>142550557
Her children?

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>>142532900
I would talk to her alternate universe self, learn all about her deepest, darkest secrets, then use it to make her fall in love with me.

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>>142535426
A bear falls in love with a miko.
Unable to confess, Natsu is gifted by her cousin Yoshio with the miko's other phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls miko, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Machi, she only looks at each of him with a perplexed expression on her young and innocent face. After some investigation, he finds out that the miko he called is not the same miko he fell in love with. In fact, this Machi doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the alternate universe counterpart of his crush, who has fallen in love with bear as well, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of HEATTECH.

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Machi is cute! Cute!

>>142552500
This is... just wrong.

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>>142552500
At first I thought this was an innocent comfy show but everything turns out to be hell disguised as a dream.

>>142532900
And I thought Komari in NNB is a super hick girl.

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Machi reminds me of this semen demon

>>142532900
Heat up water using an electric kettle

>>142535426
I honestly thought this was Keit-ai.
>>142552551
Oh, there we go.

>>142552533
>>142552551

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>142554661
...and then pour the boiling hot water on her cunny? I like your style, buddy.

>>142552533
>>142552551
Stop posting Keit-ai because it's already an anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k

It's the first time I dropped a show in the 10th episode.

>>142554862
Why especially this episode, nothing unusual happened except the idolshit, and it's not like it will happen again.

>>142555147
I guess this was the tipping point.

Is like, just fuck it mang, just lewd/bully the miko all you want now, I don't give a shit anymore.

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>>142552533
>>142552551
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>142555200
So when did you realize you were attracted to men?

>>142555200
Because you thought this anime was about anything else but seeing Machi being bullied, stripped and anxious?

Come on now, you can't be this delusional.

>>142555263
I think you need to read my post a few more times, anon.

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>>142555299
Probably, I do wanted it to have more focus on the supernatural side of Machi. I love micos going high wire, but I guess the autor couldn't be bothered to make a really interesting show.

Man, I love the glowing eyes.

I hate to say it but this is just wasted potential.

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>>142552533
>filename

Tell her to finish a game of solitaire on PC. Starting with turning on the PC herself.

>>142532900
I would tell her to watch Watamote in one night.

poop on her clothes

>>142532900
Install a smart-phone controlled light/heat/security system in her house, give her the smart phone, and walk away.

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There should be a limit to technological illiteracy.

Being Machi is suffering.

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>>142555317
I think you need to suck a few more cocks, anon.

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>>142552533
>>142552551

Do mikos have silly rules like that one has to be a virgin to be one?

>>142558861
Usually, but it differs from temple to temple.

>>142552551
>make her become a janitor in a gaijin image board in order to delete keitai posts for free

Fate worse than death.

>>142558861
Not silly,
but they have to go commando