I think she's going to beat you up, Anon.

Oh fuck

I'm fine as long as she beatas my dick up with her tonight pussy if you know what I mean

>>142503576
Sadly I don't.

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The only person from that show I'd let to beat me up is Touka.

>>142503547
She can try

Fucking finally

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there are worse ways to die

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>>142503547
Please let me nap, Nibutani-kouhai.

not if I beat myself up first, bitch

>>142503908
Looks very comfy. If only the fan turned on.

Would you like to be buried, or cremated?

G-go ahead.

>>142503547
Good.

>>142503633
Better.

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>>142503547
man, what is she, like 90 lbs?

>>142504505
That's heavier than the average /a/non

>>142503547
I want her to gently beat me up

>>142504745
Why does /a/ seem to have so many skeletons out of all the boards?

>>142504939
Lots of lolis.

>>142504939
Little girl reasons

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>>142504745
I'm like 135 lbs and 5'11", I could beat the shit out of Shinka easily. It's the deko you have to be worried about.

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Oh yeah? Good luck, bitch. I'm turbo/fit/

>>142505020
>135lbs
>5'11"
You're already dead.

>>142504939
Preparing food cuts into our anime watching and shitposting time.

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>>142505107
>not watching anime and shitposting while cooking
What are you, a crossposter?

>>142505083
Nah, it's not as skinny as it sounds. It's just normal skinny, but it's not Africa-tier skinny

>>142504745
>>142505020
115 pounds, 5'6"
Shinka could beat me up easily, which is incredibly arousing.

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>>142505132
>he thinks 135lbs at 5'11 is normal skinny

anon don't delude yourself.

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>>142505162
>115 lbs

You sound pretty cute, those are some serious waifu specs right there

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>>142504745
>>142504939
>tfw 5'7" 425lbs

no bully

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>>142505218
>>>/v/

>>142505177
No, like, trust me. I had a friend in highschool about an inch taller than me who weighed about 115 lbs, he literally looked like he was dying. I looked like a fucking fatass next to him, you have no idea.

>>142505243
>I had a friend
Faggot.

>>142503547
So, you like kicking butts, do you? We'll show you, little girl!

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>>142503547
how's nibutani's ground game?

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>>142505191
>pretty cute
Th-thanks, anon.
I'd like to be someone's waifu.

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>>142505256
What's wrong? You have a friend too, you know. right here

>>142503547
I hope she doesn't notice my boner.

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>>142505218
>425 pounds

Dude, how the hell are you even alive, that's like twice my desk's weight

>>142505218
I am 6'7'' and over 400 lbs and I feel like a total blob. How are you even functioning?

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>>142505218
>14 cm shorter than me
>double my bodyweight

>>142505371
>>142505397
I can move around the house just fine (except for one doorway that's too narrow), and my mother buys all the groceries anyway.

The real shame is my mother has to wash me because there is no way in hell I can reach more than 25% of my surface area. If I don't wash often the rot sets in.

>>142505243
>I had a friend in highschool about an inch taller than me who weighed about 115 lbs

Hey, that's me.

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>>142505503
Fucking disgusting. If you tell me where you live, I can come put you out of your misery.

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>>142505503
I don't even know what to say.

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>>142505503
I don't think Shinka wants to beat you up anymore.

>>142505503
Have you... Considered liposuction friend?

>>142505503
How..how old are you anon?

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>>142505218
>>142505503
>mfw 5'6 95lbs

I'm a little understanding at the opposite extreme anon

>>142505711
Do you live in Auschwitz?

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>>142504745
102lbs. I still have a chance.

>>142505218
I could fit 4 times inside you.

>>142505218
Post proof pls

Jesus fucking christ, and I thought my 200 lbs were the end of the world.

Healthy 85kg at 180cm here.

Get fucked all you fatties and hungry skeletons

>>142505810
same, even though that post it's a lie it's nice to know that others are more miserable.

>>142505835
Keep telling yourself you're not overweight.

>>142505835
I`ll get to you motherfucker, I will.

>>142505846
It went down since i started squatting and deadlifting, but I binged on junk food.
NO MORE

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>>142505503
You're making this shit up

>>142505132
anon I'm 5'10'' 150 lbs and I'm skinny
who are you trying to fool

>>142505810
>>142505846
Nothing wrong with being 200 lbs if you're also 6'4"

>>142506077
i know, but i would feel bad about it if i was 6'4" now would i?

>>142505904
keep working hard senpai

>>142506056
Well, the last time I got weighed was like two years ago so I might have had some gains, honestly wouldn't be surprised if I were like 140-150 lbs now

>>142505218
Inverse of this guy, 5'7, 100lb. How do I stop being a fucking skeleton?

>>142505503
I don't believe you

>>142503547
To be honest any male around her age should be easily able to beat Shinka in a fight.

>>142506138
go weigh yourself then fampai

>>142506183
Eat a hardy 3 meals a day consistently, and lifting. All about calories in anon.

>>142506226
>2D
>girl

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>>142506268
I don't have a scale though

>>142506226
I want to beat her in bed

>>142505032
>serious mass
>2lb jars
Never gonna make it

>>142505835
Nigga I'm 10kg lighter than you at the same height and I'm already a little flabby.

>>142503576
>With her tonight pussy
Anon, you okay buddy?

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>>142505503
A bullet to the brain is a viable option, here.

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>>142506373
why not? i thought everyone had a scale

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>>142506226
They wouldn't be able to withstand her punches.

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Can you fit your penis entirely inside her tiny little cunny?

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>>142506535
Nope, and I don't feel like getting one

>>142506569
Probably. My dick's rather tiny.

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>never measured my height or weight since I was 16
>tall enough that most girls are shorter than me
>skinny enough that there's no noticable fat on my stomach

That's all you need. Ignorance is bliss.

>>142503547
I'll prepare my anus.

>>142506569
>never measured how big my dick is
>It's tiny as fuck when not errect
>feel like it's still small when errect.

Good thing nobody will ever see it .

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>>142506569
Probably not. She's pretty fucking tiny and I'm not small.

>>142503547
You think if I told her my weakness was rubbing her feet on my dick she would fall for it?

>>142506569
If there's one thing I've been taught, it's that you can always make it fit.

>tfw 1.69cm, 60 kg
Should i kill myself?

>>142506826
You should be as wise as this anon
>>142506973

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>>142507165
True. I didn't even think about cervical penetration. Thank you anon senpai.

>>142507194
You can't really penetrate the cervix.

>>142507237
You could still try

>>142507114
That's pretty close to mine. It's fine, but I wouldn't mind putting on more muscle mass.

Too lazy to hit gym though.

>>142506969
You have a very peculiar weakness.

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>>142507237
Not with that attitude, you won't.

>>142507367
I'm also particularly weak to having you wrap your anus around my dick as well, you can trust me I'm a lawyer.

>>142506183
Eat plenty of milk and cheese.

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Shinka is strong enough to do this.

>>142507782
That girl could probably break nearly anyone's fingers in an instant...

If you impregnated Shinka, would you take responsability? Or make her abort?

>>142508400
I would marry her.

>>142505218
You're a big guy

I can do 3 sets of 20 pushups, let's GO.

>>142505218
now you have to post your belly

How does she plan to penetrate the average /a/non's 300-pound armor of cheetoh-fat?

>>142508950
The average /a/non armor is 30 pounds.

I would defeat her with my strip-grope fighting stile

>>142509101

That doesn't sound like a practical fighting style.

Fitn/a/ss threads are so much better than m/a/th threads.

>>142508986
The average BMI is considerably higher, for every three hungry skeletons there's one of these /a/nons >>142505218

>>142503547
*Teleports behind you...

6ft 175 not a fatass but not fit either. Could be worse

>>142505397

>tfw 6'5" and used to be 410ish
>now down to 354

Try a paleo diet, man. It's the meme that works.

>>142505503
Holy shit anon is this is really true then lose weight asap, what are you going to do when your mother dies? I bet you can't even kill yourself without help with that weight.

>>142509819
I don't understand those fad diets, they all seem to boil down to "eat less fat, more greens, control portion size"

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>she's gonna beat me up

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I think I can fight this one, easy

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>>142511542

>>142505292
depends on how feminine your dick is

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>6'1" 210lbs
>used to be as low as 135 as an adult
Shinka inspired me to bulk up and hit the gym, tbqh desu.

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>>142507114
>1.69cm, 60 kg
quite literally pic related, unless you're like a really big pancake or something

>>142508950
Keep in mind she has anime strength. That's like monkey strength but with some looney toons shit thrown in.

>>142504745
5'9" 195lbs here, and I could probably bench Shinka with 1 hand desu

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How much for an hour?

>>142509819
Here's a diet that works:

Burn more calories than you eat, you fat fuck

>>142513592
The same amount mods win

>>142513592
$120 divided by dick size in inches

>>142503547
>6'0
>125lbs
>black belt
>two gold medals and four silver from national tournaments
not fucking likely

>>142503547
>implying a womanlet can beat me

>>142508440
for you

>>142513667
that's barely minimum wage

>>142513875
Only if it's barely work

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>>142504745
>5'2'' and 92lbs
I guess she could beat me up, but I don't like violence, so I'd probalby just run away.

>>142513875
It's ok. She more than makes up for it with the number of impotent losers who can't resist her and can't get her off.

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>>142514045
Are you a girl? Do you want to be one?

>>142504206
Cremated.

>>142503547
No, i hit girls back

>>142514358
She can take your flimsy punches.

>>142503547
but i'm not sexist

I hit males and females without prejudice if they try to bother me

>>142503547
Can I lick her butt and let her spit on me as an apology for whatever I did?

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>>142514520
That is what you will do after she has beaten you up.

>mfw lost over 25 kg in the last months

Feels so fucking good. Do it too.

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We can just combine our efforts to gang up on Shinka, hold her down and tickle her all over

>>142504745
6'1 95lbs

Cancer's a bitch

I move to bite her right tit, after that, I cunt punt.

>>142515456
A-are you gonna be okay?

>>142515391
Those "things" tickling her are fucking creepy.

>>142503547
I don't think you quite understand. I can bench 110kg for 5 and deadlift 220kg for 5. I have passed a point where my mind and body don't even register weights less than 20kg. In my world objects less than 20kg don't exist.
I am getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym. I am starting to fear my own strength.

>>142514416
I doubt it.

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>>142515810
Do you happen to like girly boys?

>>142515951
Isn't Linkle a girl?

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>>142516030
Nintendo says it is a girl, but I don't believe them.
Look at how lewd he is. Only boys get that lewd.

>>142515951
Looks like he is from /fit/. So he only likes girly boys.

>>142503547
bully me shinka

>>142516557
you're fat and you have a small dick

>>142516692
Im small and I have a fat dick.

>>142505162
5'7 and 117lbs
shits pretty arousing desu senpai