GUP Girls Und Panzer

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First for Mika

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New thread claim your waifu.

As usual I'm claiming best girl Erwin.

>>142340096
why does everyone draw mika as a titty monster when she isnt

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>>142340106
DUCE! DUCE! DUCE!

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>>142340106
Claimed

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>>142340106
I want to make love to Shizuka!

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>>142340106
As much as I like everyone, I'm more of a Katyushafag.

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Imagine the automotive club girls stripping down after a long day of working in the heat. Their jumpsuits would be saturated with sweat and clinging to their bodies; the heavy scent stuffiness and grease wafting through the air.

Imagine fucking them inside their tank. Damp sweat sticking to damp sweat, the overpowering stench of sweat and sex permeating through every recess. You'd cup their butt in your hand and grope while you indulge yourself on the taste of sweat dripping from every one of their pores.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQb0El8nL1w

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>>142340106
SHE MINE NAO

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Whose smile do you want to protect most?

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>>142340106
Claimed.

And with that I'm going to bed. I spent 90% of my day in these threads. What am I doing with my life?

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Almost done with this juusensha chapter but his line wasn't on the script.
Can anyone give me a hand?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10382575

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>>142340327
I want to protect Saki's gaze

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>>142340106
I'm claiming Alise

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>>142340106
After seeing the movie, I have concluded that i am physically incapable of picking a favorite girl.
I love them all, therefore I claim them all.

:)

>>142340362
That's super lewd anon.

>>142340353
I'm biased towards the Rabbits but this was a great moment

https://a.pomf.cat/tgkkvu.webm

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>>142340106
best duck

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>>142340106
Charged straight into my heart.

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>>142340106
All mine.

>>142340431
objectively one of the cutest

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>>142340106
ZA PRAVDU

>>142340336
Fanboying about a show with lots of cute girls.
Welcome to /a/.

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I was scarred after reading THAT doujin, and now I have to watch the movie again to heal myself.

>>142340506
>Five point harness w/ bucket seat

nice.

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>>142340410
>Funiculi Funicula starts playing
Every time

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I wish the automotive club got more screentime. Spinoff where they fix stuff up when?

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>>142340415
C'mon mate they're all equally as good.
Pic related is my claim

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This baka confesses to you. What do?

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>>142340434
Greedy, learn to share.

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>>142337883
If the Japanese schools are cosplaying as Western countries, does it mean that somewhere, there's a school (or schools) playing up themes of Asian countries? Does it mean there's an American school with a genderbent Tom Cruise going all Last Samurai while riding tanks?
Or a British school that loves curry and naan?
Or a French school that are full of nuns quoting Buddhist scriptures?

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>>142331296
Not for a while, but yes, it's habbining.

>>142340627
o-okay

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>>142340399
Like I give a shit

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I want to be fucked by the 28x8 centimeters futa cock from Kaichou.

It would fit perfectly inside me.

>>142340627

Make some potatoes with her

>>142340647
>Or a British school that loves curry and naan?

that's every school in the south desu

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I wonder if St. Gloriana owns a TOG II*?

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I want Saori to sit on my face right after she gets out of her tank.

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I want to marry Hana.

>>142340722
Ahhh fuck I can't get enough fucking curry, pretty sure it's all that's sustaining me at this point.

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>>142340753
"...and from now on Rosehip will be commanding the TOG II*. And so concludes our annual Senshado General Meeting, and just in time for tea. Questions?"

>>142340815
paki

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>>142340833

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I want to use Saori's mouth as a urinal.

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I want to deprive her of tanks.

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>>142340842
South west mate, we're 97% white.

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So why is British armor so good?

>>142340992
i forgot i wasnt on /brit/

>>142341000
Why are british tanks so damn slow?

>>142340909
VERY fast Rosehip running at incredible hihg speed

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>>142340967
I want to be her childhood friend that she grows up with and eventually becomes her first and only love, and for our honeymoon we travel far and wide in a tank of her choosing.

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>>142340833
She still manages to get that thing embedded in a wall 2 stories up.

>I'm removing the speed limiter!

>>142341038
So they don't spill their tea, of course.

>>142341048
>yukari marrying anything that isn't a tank
lol

>>142340960
is there a tag for that?

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>>142340647
>There's a team out there obsessed with Japanese culture
>Weeaboos of the worst variety

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>>142341038
Best British tank of WWII would like a word with you
I still want to know why they'd use Crusaders over this beast.

Question. Wouldn't Pravda be allowed to field perfected IS-3 tanks?

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>>142341083
She would marry me because I love her more than a tank.

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>>142341077
I imagine if you somehow managed to gain serious momentum in a TOG II*, it would be a terrifying sight to behold.

>>142341000
Angling

>>142341149
They're an exception. The heavies feel like turtles.

>>142341149
>I still want to know why they'd use Crusaders over this beast.
It's not in St. Gloria's nature to just want to win all the time.

>>142341173
Yukari loves nothing more than tanks, anon. I'm sorry.

>>142341212
Yet they have won every watch they've competed in.

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I wish I could be a Garupan.

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>>142341149

>>142341171
Depends on what the exact rules are, I don't think the IS-3 saw any actual action. The Morser Karl actually had 7 chassis produced, most of which survived the war, and the Pershing saw plenty of service on the Pacific Front (and a tiny bit on the European one)
That being said I don't think the Centurion saw service either, so probably just an issue of Pravda not having the money for an IS-3.

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So you've claimed your waifu, now tell me, what's her favourite tank?

>>142341221
That's why my fantasy has me as her childhood friend.

>>142341240
Not their fault everyone else sucks so much.

>>142341281
Jagdpanther, she has good taste.

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>>142341149
The previous captain used Cromwells IIRC.

Also giving Rosehip a Cromwell would be like giving a hyperactive child caffeine.

>>142341188
Their heavies were infantry tanks, which were meant to keep pace with the infantry while providing fire support.

Crusader and Cromwell were cruiser tanks, which were meant to be akin to horse-riding cavalry units.

>>142341331
why is alice a babby

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>>142341331
Cruiser and Infantry tanks were such a shit concept but the tanks definitely did their job well.

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>>142341281
>picking a Tiger 1 when there's a Tiger 2 available
My waifu isn't dense like Erika.

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>>142341331
Look how happy she was just to get the Crusader

>>142341280
IS-3 was operational before Japan was defeated, so technically it would be allowed

>>142341432
translate?

>>142341331
>That picture

What the fuck am I looking at?

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>>142341331
>>142341432
I'd give Rosehip a Cromwell. She deserves it.

>>142341423
>Tiger 2 better than Tiger 1
On paper, maybe

>>142341457
You are looking at "TA NK"

>>142341503
Work on your reading comprehension skills - I said the exact opposite.

Why does no one ever talk about the Pz.IV?

>>142341545
Because it's the best tank and there's no reason to talk about it

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Where is the Sodokos love?

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>>142341394
She's 12, so de-aging everyone else by 10 years means she's a tiny Boko-loving babby.

>>142341418
WW2 was a time of experimentation, figuring out what worked and what didn't. Whether or not they worked out, you saw a lot of very unique designs. While I do like modern tanks, they all look very similar in design and aesthetics because people have found the niche tanks occupy.

>>142341457
Miho's daycare.

>>142341545
She's a reliable girl, but a bit plain.

have some panzerlied: https://a.pomf.cat/czjkor.webm

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>>142341608
Reminder that Moyoko's favourite tank is the TOG II

>>142341608
Sodokos are delinquents! They're a bad influence on the other students, hanging around in the shady parts of the carrier and smoking!

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>>142341630
A woman of great taste in tanks I see

>>142322774
>>This Kay is actually not Kay
>>It is Alisa inside Kay's body
>>Thus the real Kay is currently inside Alisa's body
We need more doujins on this genre

>>142341608
Are these three supposed to be related?
Because they have different surnames last I checked.

>>142341181
>proceeds to "modernize" TOG2
>replace engine
>adds extra 'motor" to go fast

If she wants to just ram things maybe she can equip a bulldozer blade?

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>>142341655

Besides the crazy finns, the Sodokos were the second best part

>>142341667
They actually all have great taste, Nozomi's favourite is the Black prince and Midoriko's is the Cheiftan

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>>142341688

They are only sameface

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>Alisa will never confess to you
>Kay will never liberate your 76mm cannon
>Naomi will never go to the baseball game with you
I'm not living the American dream.

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Choose wisely

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>>142341630
>>142341667
Obviously we must make everything Tog.

>>142340627
Fake
Doesn't show any love charge attempt

>>142341785
>A&W
How can you Americans like that, it tastes like shit.

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>>142341785
The American dream is dead, anon. And it has been for quite some time.

>>142341149
>>142341265
Who /LGA/ here?

>>142341809
>no bully option
Is shit

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>>142341608

>>142341845
represent

>>142341841
Most people don't understand what Root Beer is supposed to actually taste like

>>142341861
>that fucking image set

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>>142341809
Let's eat out an Italian.

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>>142341809
>Pepperoni
Eat

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>>142341841
>PEOPLE WHO HATE ROOT BEER
EUROPEAN SPOTTED

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>>142341842
I refuse to let it die.

>>142341841
It tastes better than anything britbongs cook.

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>>142341809
>eat

>>142341845
gris gris for lewding

>>142341954
>hating A&W means you hate root beet
>hating Hersheys means you hate chocolate
Stupid american.

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>>142341845
LGA tomorrow

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>>142341809

Eat her pasta

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A traitor to the Motherland!

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>>142342134

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Anchovy is such best girl, I'd transfer to Anzio just for her.

>>142341845
>>142341863
>>142342055
>>142342075
The only LGA I'm familiar with is a quest on /tg/. Is that what you guys are talking about?

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>>142340106
Bakaroni

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Is takashi a fag ?

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>>142342027
>Not wanting to eat a deep fried potato

>>142342258
>he doesn't know about Little Girl's Army.

>>142342258
How does the sequel hold up to the original?

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>>142342281

There are a severe case of faggots in that world

http://gup.wikia.com/wiki/Gregor_High_School
Which one of you has been fucking with the wiki?

>>142342310
Its not bad. You're more involved in looking after your own crew rather that run around holding the entire team together.

We're still trying to do that by helping out the griselda. Or she'll have too much on her plate.

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Nishi a cute

>>142342281
Well no he likes another girl.
Also was Arisa lying when she said she had a boyfriend in RW?

I thought the series was okay, didn't care for it too much, but I just watched the movie and thought it was really good.

There'll be a S2, right?
Right?

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>>142342207
>you will never be a resident of the Anzio carrier
>you will never pay for all of the ammunition used on the P/40 just so you can write love letters on every single shell
>Anchovy will never be overwhelmed as she scans the turret of her tank
>the loader mistakenly assumes the lovingly scrawled poems and love letters are for her and goes full Yan

>>142342387
The reflection around Nonna's breasts almost looks like a nipple.

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>>142342345
Butthere also men with balls so giant to marry ferocius milf.

>>142342345
Don't you guys get it?
Their world is pretty much the opposite of ours.

The boys act like 3DPD women.

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>>142342382
Glad to see people talking about it on /a/. Rosehip is the best.

>>142342408
_No
Watch the Anzio OVA if you haven't yet.

>>142342461
Schteel-tan a slut

>>142342156
Very accurate. Russians' only motivation to migrate to Finland are family and friends.

>>142342462
Watching the anzio OVA makes me hungry and i dont know how to batlle that.

>>142340045
>12gigs
Holy fuck, time to delete windows, I guess.

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>>142341824
>left-to-right
>I've became

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>>142342500
oi

>>142342158
Translation?

>>142342558
>girl named Breakfast
I think we've got too far.
Would you?

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Twintails are the best.

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>>142342502
Was there a Pravda girl who looked like Aki though? I could have sworn but maybe i'm just thinking of Nina

>>142341842
But trump will revive it.

>>142342581
Yea. Should be named English Breakfast instead.

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>>142340353
I love cool kaichou

>>142342528
You battle it with pasta and pizza.

>>142342456
Jesus I want to fuck Shiho so fucking bad.

>>142342558
Where's Matilda-chan?

>>142342605
>nonco
A-At least it wasn't as bad as the others.

>>142340045

>mkv

i will wait for mp4

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>>142342387
Very cute.

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>>142342686

>>142342462
Will do.

I really hope there is a second season though. I didn't like the TV series as much as the movie for some reason, probably because the tank battles in the movie were a lot longer, but after seeing the movie it makes me want to watch more cute girls driving cute tanks.

>>142342711
No one's going to encode it to that ancient file

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A sexy baka.

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>>142342456

And two times, what a great man

Anyone have a webm of the opening shot?

>>142342765
With frontal armour like that, even my 20pdr won't be able to stop her charge

>>142342711
thanks anon, I needed a laugh

you aren't serious, right?

>>142342310
It's pretty good, we command a Cromwell

our gunner is a lanky french-canadian maybe qt (she needs art desu)

our loader is a buff midget from Texas

our driver is a baseball nerd

our radio operator is maybe a lesbian, our roommate and currently our slave

>>142342864
Is this some fanfiction stuff?

>>142342919
It a quest on /tg/. OC carrier and school.

>>142342558
is jasmine matilda-chan?

>>142342765
I would totsugeki her

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>>142342558


>>142342663
That's Jasmine.
https://a.pomf.cat/dokefp.webm

Also Rosehip's hair is not very pink in this pic.

>>142342281
>Is takashi a fag ?
Arisa, as was shown in the film, had NEVER told him she is interested. So it is her own damn fault for refusing to make the first move.
>>142342389
>Also was Arisa lying when she said she had a boyfriend in RW?
Depending on the timeline, but yes she is probably lying. She is probably spying on the poor guy and making sure he is still single, so she could pretend they are dating.

>>142342992
this was cute

>>142343040
>is her own damn fault for refusing to make the first move.

Anon, is not the job of the girl to make the first move.

>>142340143
Because she looks good as one

>>142342919
quest, we're on the second one now
first one was run literally years ago (tfw)
but it's a fun read
both quests are in the archives

>>142343088
>Anon, is not the job of the girl to make the first move.
Then Arisa is never getting the boy. She can either get her man or not, choice is hers.

>>142343088
It's CURRENT YEAR, anon. Get with the times!

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What are we gonna do on the bed, anon?

>>142343184
That's plenty funny but that shit for real seems like something out of the 50s or something.

>>142343088
Ok Arisa, enjoy you loneliness then.

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>>142340106
I'm really impressed that there are so many waifu-able girl in one franchise.
Claiming pic related.

>>142343214
Drink vodka and commit a purge?
The gulags are sitting empty )))))

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>>142343214
if msturbating to katsuya is illegal, then why is there so much porn of her.

Explain that america

>>142343214
Dunno, talk about marxism or something I guess

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>>142343254

>That slob
>waifu-able

>>142343254
>>142343254
HA HA you like a girl tht acts like a dead fish.

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>Some little shit talking trash about your imouto

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>>142343301
Don't bully Mako, she's not a top tier but she's still a solid girl.

>>142343325
>HA HA you like a girl tht acts like a dead fish.
Actually, she is just nocturnal. So she would be very active at night.

>>142340410
>Chihatan's theme is a song about diying in the snow.

Every single time.

>>142343262
If killing people is illegal, why are there so many murderers?

Explain that Japan.

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>>142343354
>Your daughters bring shame to your family name.

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I wanna pound this 17 pounder

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>>142343301
>>142343325
Fight me nigger.
Well I guess it's all good that nobody else claims her.

>>142343434
It's more likely she'll take a shot at your ass.

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>>142343354
>mfw

>>142343301
Sometimes you just want a competent girl who is just as lazy as you are.

>>142343214
Whatever you wish to do Katyusha, I'll be more than happy to do it for you.

>>142343491

I'll take it.

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Is this from a doujin or official manga?

>>142343262
>if msturbating to katsuya is illegal
Only in absolutely сucked states: (Cali, New York, etc.).
Everywhere else it's either completely legal, or there's really no legal repercussions.

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>>142343530
>tfw no Mako to help you with calculus
;_;

>>142343584
Yes

>>142343584
Motto love love sakusen. It's official.

So then, lets say you managed to successfully court your waifu, what would your parents think of her?

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>>142343648
Much obliged. Have a bride.

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>>142343530

But a genki one is better to spice up your lazy life

>>142343661
They'd probably be glad that I found someone I could talk about history with.

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>>142343661
They'd probably laugh behind her back; everyone in my family is a fucking giant (my 14 y/o sis is taller than her). Also, my mom knows how to speak russian, so it wouldn't be that bad.

>>142343661
Dad's dead and Mom would just be happy I'm not single anymore.

>>142343720
I wouldn't have the energy for the Ducks, and even by their own admission they're as dense as they come.

>>142343760
Katyusha can't speak Russian though.

>>142343760
>implying Katyusha can speak Russian

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>>142343661

Happy, because they finally have the proof that i'm not gay

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>>142343661
Be very happy that im not gay i suppose.

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>>142343661
Probably surprised that I managed to do it.
That said, are there really any girls that your parents would shame you for aside from maybe Saki for being literally autistic?

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>>142343781

>I wouldn't have the energy for the Ducks

ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

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>>142343661
>marrying into a rich and prestigious family
>not gay
>not a social recluse
I think they'd be pretty happy overall. There would be a definite personality clash though, which might be problematic.

>>142343810
>Darjeeling
>no gay as fuck

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>>142343781
>>142343787
Once again, the dream where a girl whispers sweet russian nothings in my ear eludes my grasp.

>>142343869
wtf is that image from?

The film was actually really entertaining, 2 hour anime films often drag at some parts but that one I was kind of surprised it was over already.

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>>142343869
Clearly not.I burn calories at such a slow rate due to inactivity that I only eat one meal a day.

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>>142343661
Happy that they'll finally have grandkids

>>142340516
i know the feeling, i couldnt even play warthunder for a while

>>142343921
>two stripes
Katyusha truly is a fake slav.

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>>142343661
The would think

What the fuck are you doing with that pillow case you degenerate?

Get the fuck out of my house!

>>142343921
Think of it this way, Nonna is practically a guaranteed package deal for Katyusha and she'd probably be willing to let you rest your head on her lap while she whispers Russian into your ear. It'd only be on special occasions when Katyusha allows it/isn't aware of it, but it'd still be something.

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>>142343634
Mako is the only GuP that I've met in my dreams. We were sitting in one desk cracking hard puzzles together.

>>142343964
I'm detecting some circular reasoning here

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>>142344002
But Nonna would never approve of such a relationship in the first place.

>>142344023
Most likely, yes, But what can ya do?

>>142343787
>>142343781
Then how did she sing huh?

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>>142344037
It's not like you'd be in a relationship with Nonna, she'd just extend her care to you instead of only taking care of Katyusha.
As I said, it'd probably be a pretty rare thing.

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I want Saki to be real

https://a.pomf.cat/vzwdrl.webm

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>>142343661
Well they'd be happy for me, I guess, although they'd most definitely embarass the ever living fuck out of me though

>>142344061
>It's not like you'd be in a relationship with Nonna, she'd just extend her care to you instead of only taking care of Katyusha.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying she wouldn't approve of.

>>142344057
It's not difficult to learn the lyrics to a song in a language you don't speak fluently. Just memorise the pronunciations.

>>142344094
Theyll b happy for bringing a dog at home ?

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>>142344106
This is true, I couldn't speak casual German with Erika but I could certainly sing Panzerlied with her.

>>142344057
Are you retarded? I can sing most animu songs without understanding the languange.

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Just watched both the OVAs and Anzio , what's Mikas episode?
Is her group actually only in the movie?

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>>142344168
>Erika
>Dog

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

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>>142344177
Erika just can't catch a break. Ever.

>>142344057
Singing in foreign languages is easy. Trust me on this, I've done it more than enough to know.

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Which are Anzio's theme songs? are they in the OST?

>>142344208
As far as I know the movie is her first appearance.

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>>142344236
woof

>>142344263
All the Italian-sounding ones

s2 when?

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>>142344251

I would never give her a break

>>142344263
Not in the movie OST aside from the joint school medley, they have them in the Herbst Musikfest album though.

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>>142344280
Don't you mean Wan?

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>>142344280
You're gonna regret that

>>142344373
Knock it off with those negative vibes man

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>>142344321

Good thanks, gonna check them

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>She spoke
Her voice was softer than I had expected it. It's perfect.

>>142344350
Close enough

>>142344373
Don't think so

>>142344432
When?

>>142344350
What do german dogs say?

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>>142344437
Oh yes you will

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If I may be so bold as to say so without substantive argumentation, Darjeeling is a perfect maid.

>>142344476
wau

>>142344493
Hmm... I'm sure I won't

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>>142344476
wuff or vow (>>142344519)

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Why cant it be real?

>>142344518
I think you need to provide more graphical evidence to support your claim.

>>142344582
you can make it so, anon.

>>142344518
>>142344679
Her 100% genuine British culinary skills proved that beyond any reasonable doubt.

>>142343661

Mom and dad would be fine

Everyone else would think I'm a race traitor for dating a Japanese

>tfw when chinese

>>142344582
Maybe they'll make one. The movie was a massive hit, after all.

>>142344740

Let me rephrase, Post more Maid Darjeeling

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This is mai Waifu,
In GuP, there are many cutes like her,
and but this one is mine.

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>>142344799
Simple, tell them you're taking their women in revenge for Nanking.

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>>142344858
I know that feel.

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>>142344692
>Cant draw
>Cant write
all I have is this

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>>142344679
There is an unfortunate lack of such things.

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>>142344832
Sadly, maid Darj is severely underappreciated.

>>142345075
>Implying that Jingles uses condoms

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>>142344967
Rosehip doing both

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>>142345005

Are you even looking?

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I just read THAT doujin. All three parts. I knew it existed, and I knew what it contained, but I never bothered reading it until now.

My heart hurts.

Post more happy Garupans. I need to know they're all still ok.

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>>142345102

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>>142345106
How about more things that are against school regulations?

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>>142345101
I saw this image and had a really different impression of how Rosehip was than it actually turned out to be.

>>142345148
But rules are meant to be broken.

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KO-U-TA-I !!

>>142345202
TOTSUGEKI

>>142345089
Speaking of him which of his videos had GuP in it? I need them for reasons.

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>>142345148
Sexy school regulations

>>142345202
Nishi's hair style is weird

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>>142345202
>>142345221
GOT IT!