Haruhi or Yuki?
Haruhi
Yuki
Haruhi.
Neither.
>>142305728
Anon.
nagatocchi is pretty cute
but she is also plenty of other things
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375521
Haruhi, without a doubt.
>>142305728
Yuki = best
Haruhi =bestest
Haruhi roughly, Yuki tenderly.
Yuki
>haruhi or garbage
Perfection of course.
Fuck Haruhi, marry Yuki.
Asakura
Tsuruya a bester bestest
>>142305954
Pls don't bully
>>142305978
This
>>142306008
Have some smoked cheese,nyo~ron
>>142305728
Why not both? There has to be a way to grow a second dick
Yuki all day, every day.
I mean, it's a pointless question really.
>>142305728
Karen
>>142305728
Kyon
>>142306151
There actually is a guy with two functioning penises
>>142306192
That's cheating
>>142306139
Given either of their powers, if they had the will to provide you with 2 dicks, I'm pretty sure that it could be done.
>>142305728
>Band Slut or Yuki?
Fixed
KISAMA
>>142305954
>Bitch or Yuki
ftfy
>Cute bitch or Cute emotionless garbage
Fix'd
>>142305728
Yuki all the way
>>142306007
Only in non-canon bullshit series.
The best obviously.
The only correct answer
>>142308296
Mah nigga.Haruhi is a close second though.
The best obviously.
>>142309172
>haruhi already knows she has godpowers.
>is bored because she is god
>decides to create people that think she has godpowers but doesnt know about them
>go on adventures and laugh as they work their ass off
>create a crisis
>warp the guy you made to fall in love with you in with you
>have kissu
>pretend the day later you dont remember while having a ponytail to cocktease the poor fool
>>142309259
Is there a purest smile in this world?
>>142307133
>Cute god bitch that warms up over time or cute emotionless garbage that nearly breaks the universe when she deals with bullshit too much
>>142309315
yes, haruhi's smile
>>142309259
Why is she so damn adorable?
>>142309259
>>142309793
Keep going senpai, doing god's work.
>>142306213
Not if he's gay. Personally, I'm sticking with the goddess.
>>142309793
>>142309946
>Saving a low res picture of the goddess.
Sasuga, fucking tripfag.
>love haruhi
>hate it when girls cut their hair short
>even alternative world haruhi would cut her hair short with kyon around eventually
I hate her so, but I love her more
>>142305728Denwaa best.
>Everyone but the bassist or TaakiYuki is so good she saved Yuki-chan.
>>142310241
But that's not even either of the established Yukis. That's a generic moeblob even more bland than time travel tits.
Boo
>>142310280
But she's cute!
>>142310307
Are your standards that low?
>>142310323Yes!
The one with the ponytail.
>>142305728
Haruhi. No competition.
>>142305728
Haruhi 4 lyf
>>142305728
>There's people out there who would rather to have a cold, emotionless sex doll than a fiery, hot blooded, literal goddess
I prefer Movie Haruhi
Yuki. No doubts about it.
>>142305728
>Haruhi or Rei clone #1834914600
Definitely_Rei clone_
Neither. Sasaki all the way.
>>142313637
This nigga knows
>>142314912
You've got to love Kyon's genuine relief at just having a Haruhi back even if it isn't the right one.
Just ordered the Dissociation and Surprise LNs. How do they compare to the rest of the series?
>>142315598
Somewhere between Melancholy and Disappearance
>>142314998You could say he found a way.
>>142315598
Pretty good. I was a bit disappointed by the ending.Time-traveler-guy turned out to be some weak pathetic faggot with no real goal and motive. I expected more from him and his crew.
>>142305728
Same response as the last time you posted this.
>>142316090He wanted to kill Haruhi to transfer her power to Sasaki and erase the original future so he wouldn't lose his sister Mikuru, that's a strong enough motive for me
>>142313558
They're probably the same degenerates who would rape an unconscious girl.
Haruhi of course, I probably would've killed myself without her.
>>142305728
Mikuru.
College Haruhi a bestuhiofficial art never
Yuki for dead tuna sex.
Unless, it is Vanishing!Yuki, then tender loving sex.
>>142322207
If she is somehow interested in you she would probably use her powers to do whatever you want
FRESH MEMES
I wonder why all interfaceswe know aboutare female.
>>142305728
>wild or mild?
>>142305728
Haruhi
>>142309325
fucking idiot
Yuki didn't break the universe, she made it better by removing the powers to the stupid bitch that actually puts it in peril everytime she's in her period.
>>142322725
Dunno. Maybe easier to build, with more room in the hips and chest for equipment?
>>142305728
>no love for Sasaki
She's mine then.
>>142323725
Sasaki is old and busted, Kyon agreed, don't bother him about it.
>>142323986
>there will never be angry yuri sex between them
>>142323986
What a slut.
>>142324123
>angry
I think Sasaki has a girlboner for Haruhi anyways
>>142324182
thats why it will never happen.
>>142323612
They're clearly biological though
>>142322725
If I was trying to infiltrate Japanese society as inconspicuously as possible, I would start with an army of schoolgirls.
Both.
>>142324272
Is this ever actually demonstrated? We never see one being cut open or anything.
>>142324347
This was the second reason I was thinking of. But heck, it'd probably work on *any* society.
>>142324417
Fuck off you cancerous shit.
>>142324511
>/a/ is like a hipster, they hate anything remotely popular with a vengeance
Can't argue with that.
Without the trip can anyone just pick up the name?
>>142324658
yes
>>142324658
Yea. You learn something new every day I guess. Try and post cute haruhi pics of you insist on derailing the thread. (This gif is cute)
>>142324773
>if
Wow I feel silly now.
>>142324658
>>142324773
>>142324814
NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DIRTY DAN?
>>142305728
Koizumi or Mikuru?
>>142324854
That's obvious.
MiKoizumi .
>>142324854
I thought Mikuru only had eyes for Kyon?
>>142324658
Yea.
>>142324847
I believe tsuruya is the dirtiest character in the series. She's so cute it makes me feel dirty that is. Why isn't she ever in the running for best girl?
>not wanting both at the same time
What is it like being gay?
>>142324854
>>142324898
The only right answer.
>>142324394
>>142324979
I don't know? The question is why didn't Kyon enjoy kissing Haruhi?
>>142324974
>>142325036
He clearly did.
>>142325036
>didn't enjoy
just Kyon's tsundere bullshit
Does anyone have that one picture of Yuki crying outside a classroom while Kyon fucks Haruhi?
>>142325126
>>142325127
Yea but really? Even in his head he feels the need to lie? He narrated everything!!
>>142325161
I know what you're thinking of. I'm also pretty sure it's not appropriate for a blue board.
>>142325203
I was always under the impression that the whole LN series is actually Kyon's memoirs, and his narration is therefore really whatever he wants to say.
>>142325269
Didn't think of that
>>142325241
She don't look out of place at all here. I'm not even being sarcastic.
>>142325161
F
i
nd
that sounds hilarious
>>142325203
This moment shows that he liked it. He can narrate my dick for all i care.
Haruhi of course
>>142309259
>>142309793
oh god, my heart
The one and only
>>142325369
>he can narrate my dick for all I care
I'd prefer Haruhi.
Haruhi will age and become ugly and even more bitchy (when menopause kicks in).
Yuki doesn't age and will stay her adorable melancholic self for the rest of your life.
>>142325476
Is that supposed to be Madoka?
>>142325534
>Yuki doesn`t age and will stay her usual rock for the rest of your life
>>142325618
That's goddess Madoka.
>>142325534
Haruhi will only die once she stops being a credible source of absolute moral principles.
>>142325696
Battle Of The Goddesses: who would win?
>>142325815
There's only one true God
>>142325874
Lain isn't technically a god though?
>see how Mikuru matured
>god damn.png
>constantly wonder what adult Haruhi would look like
Will she ever be animated lads?
>>142325815
Haruhi isn't confirmed for being a god.
Fan theory.
>>142326040
More precisely, it's a Kyon theory. There's admittedly nothing canonical to prove her divinity. But then again, the same could be said for Jesus Christ, no?
>>142326127
Shut up nerd
>ctrl + f
>cold tuna sex
>results: 0
Really, guys?
>>142326127
I agree with this anon. >>142326169
>>142326179
Search better dumbass.
>>142324854
Koizumi.
With Kyon preferably.
>>142324910
>>142324910
>>142325815
Both
>>142326616
Already fapped to this image today anon, step your game up
>>142326741
>>142326806
Why does Haruhi have such great aesthetics
>>142326852
Haruhi's right leg makes no sense and looks uncomfortable.
>>142325161
NO.
>>142325337
Quit that.
>>142326898
It is, as they say, the KyoAni touch(tm).
>>142310115
fucking this, long-haired Haruhi is GOAT
>>142326852
Artist? Please tell me he made more
Shit why hasn't Aya done any porn, I need audio for my Haruhi worshipping sessions
>>142327122
I don't know, I always found Noizi's Haruhi cuter.
>>142328023
>>142327122
yeah, it's definitely got more to do with her color scheme and fashion sense than with either art style. Haruhi is easily the best-looking anime character I can think of
>>142328330
>got more to do with her color scheme and fashion sense than with either art style.
I can get behind that.
>>142328023
She was a little rough in the beginning.
>>142323072
Found the Yukifag
>>142330700
We all have to start somewhere.
>>142305728
Yuki is sexier.
>>142309938
She really was too cute in the movie even if she was barely in it. If S3 ever happens I hope we get more dere Haruhi.
>>142332644
Bed hair dere Haruhi is up there with pony tail Haruhi.
>>142332992
>The moment she takes after getting out of the bag to try to compose herself and hide her dere
>ctrl+f
>haruhi 1 of 52
>yuki 1 of 23
I'm angry
>>142333534
Yuki is slightly winning the strawpoll at the start of the thread though, though these polls are always close like that
>>142333626
Here I thought strawpoll implemented captcha.
>>142333673
Still pretty easy to circumvent, I'd imagine.
Yuki for tender loving, Haruhi for spanking and rough dickings.
>>142334181
I'd snuggle a Haruhi too, though what you said still applies
>>142333534
>23 people typed "Yuki" instead of "worst girl"
>>142305728
>>142335057
It's a lot faster.
Why is Haruhi so sex?
>>142305728
Yuki
>>142305813
Both are good but Yuki is better.
middle-school haruhi
>>142338706
Why is Yuki so sexy?
>>142339401
I have a thing for girls who were rejected (maybe it's my pity for them, I don't know why, this sort of explains why I also liked Hanekawa in Bake), so I gotta go with Yuki
people who like kuudere shit need to kill themselves
>>142339977
You specifically have a thing for sloppy seconds? You aren't attracted until somebody else is done with them?
>>142340223
Do you hate kuudere? Is Nagato dandere?
>>142340339
Dere archetypes get thrown around so recklessly they're basically meaningless now.
Shiraishi tried to warn us, and we didn't listen.
>>142340223
Kuuderes are Godly.
They are like ice-cream; first bite is initially cold, and then, once the saccharine after taste permeate the interior of your mouth your skin shudder at how palatable it truly is.
Emotionless girls should be genocided, stuck up cunts
>>142339977
so sad
>>142339977
Cat is so better than Yuki its not even funny.Also, Crab, like Haruhi, is best.
>>142342834
>>142342078
>>142342078
>>142342078
Yuki is so cute.
>>142342834
>>142342834
A SHIT
>>142344370
Yeah, I know, she puts up with a lot of it.
>>142344746
She is a shit.
>>142344914
No, you a shit.
>>142344963
You know I'm right. She's a future slut trying to cuck the god that she was sent to monitor.
>>142345612
>believing Koizumi
>>142325241
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>142346099
She is something of a bitch, isn't she? I mean, she looks cute and all, but it's no wonder none of her BFs ever lasted longer than a couple days. They probably couldn't put up with her shit. How Kyon manages to survive it, other than some sort of mental plot armor, is beyond my comprehension.
For all you haruhi lovers here's a little something for your benis.
>>142346527
She left the boyfriends, anon.
>>142305728
Why is no one asking the important question
Season 3 when?
>>142348678
Its best if we just all try to move on.
>>142305757
This
>>142305936
>>142306151
>>142307015
>>142307063
>>142308108
>>142314350
>>142332639
>>142333534
>>142339263
>>142339306
>>142343216
and also these.
>>142349785
I'd fuck her, but she's the worse option.
>>142305728
Yuki
>>142350448
you mean best.
Yuki of course.
>>142324854
Koizumi is the best bro/wingman, Mikuru is just kind of annoying to watch with the moeblob charade.
>>142326609
>This is my girlfriend, Mikuru-dono
Yuki. She finds a way.
>>142352635
It's better for Kyon in the long run that way.
>>142307133
>emotionless
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>142352925
It is. Unless you want a fuckdoll for a waifu that is.
Hello sir would you be interested in hiring a meido?
When they were in the endless 8 why didn't Kyon just rape Mikuru at 11 at night on August 31 each time?
>>142340223
yuki is dandere. Get her shitty -dere away from kuudere
Yuki
>>142346977
Pffft
>all these anons with good taste
Yes, this pleases me.
>>142355632
That scene was weird.
>>142305728
>All these Yukifags actually preferring a character with the personality/purpose of broken furniture
How much longer do I need to wait for season 3?
>>142356577
Just a little longer. You can wait, right?
>>142356577
594 years
>>142356712
>kyon letting it go
>>142306111
Fuck you.
Are people really still debating this?
>>142357027
>Debating
Everyone is just posting which they like best
>>142357027
what else are we going to do anon?
>>142357310
Best first episode right there.
>>142346527
They work because Haruhi looks great with a ponytail and brings some energy into Kyon's life while Kyon is the only person on the planet that doesn't bore Haruhi to fucking tears.
Reminder.
>>142363651
Who?
Hey while we're on the subject did they ever release a batch for the dissapearance of nagato yuki-chan? I can never find anything
>>142364114
I guess nobody cared enough to make a batch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnxO75bO3E
>>142364114
Look up Lemonscans. They had a BD batch on nyaa a few weeks ago when I downloaded it but seems like they took it down.
>>142364114
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=802651&showfiles=1
3 seconds on nyaa.se m8, it's not that difficult
>>142364589
Please stop. I cannot handle the feels.
Is Itsuki an option?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSluFwW0-_8
>>142305728
OnlyAfro
>>142365012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nat01JQrQ9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXYMHm8FsRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xA6wxjz-Q
>>142365184
Yare yare daze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nazmTz3eB0c
>>142332992
Kyon should have kissed her that moment but he didnt.
>>142365563
Haven't read the Ln yet but does Kyon pretty much ship with Haruhi or does he cuck her for Mikuru?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oxmtyM9nF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBeKqvROZs
>>142365694
Kyon is actually unsure right until latest (2011, lol) volumes where his old gf shows up and Haruho started slowly gravitating towards fuckall mode. Now he knows there is no choice.
>>142365902
What? Harukyon is pretty much confirmed by LN7
Asukafags vs. Reifags
>>142305897
but Tsuruya isbesterererererer
>>142367216
Let's settle this once and for all, OP.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387005/
>>142367475
I really doubt Yuki has any of it.
Her body is clearly organic, but it doesn't seem to be a regular human one.
>>142367475
Does Yuki even posses the ability to menstruate?
>>142366023
>Harukyon is pretty much confirmed by LN1
FTFY
>>142367877
>>142366023
>>142365902
So Mikiru is just thrown to the side
Now I feel bad for her, bullied by Haruhi and doesn't even ship with Kyon
I assume the esper guy is just homo
>>142368213He gets a girlfriend, the girl who is Sasaki's esper.
>>142368213
Future Mikuru seems to be okay with both
Here's best girl.
>>142353792
With how everything returned to zero each time, he could've as well raped every single person in his city. Then we would have a scene where Yuki starts the list: "170 times with Mikuru, 67 times with me, unknown number of times with Haruhi due to high time-space turbulence caused by each attempt, 6 times with Itsuki and brutally murdered by Asakura at least twice. "
>>142370825
By fucking Haruhi the loop would have ended
>>142365681
Daisuke Ono's range never ceases to amaze me.
>>142371125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guTZEIPe-Ks
>this is Koizumi
>>142368213
>Mikiru is just thrown to the side
She's always been a side piece. The only thing Mikuru has going for her is a nice rack, and she more closely fits the quiet/submissive Japanese feminine ideal. It just takes Kyon some time to admit to himself that he wants something more than a moeblob.
>>142369476
>>142352813
That way he can avoid humiliation.
>>142345612
Jesus Christ, that sounds like a fucking amazing plot.
>Chad is the MC
>Gets sent back in time to Adam/Eve
>Cucks Adam
>God gets angry
>The next 11/23 episodes are just Chad going through shit in the old testament and being a dick to god.
I would watch the shit out of this.
>>142372759
>at the end he fucked up gods plans so many times he comes known as the devil
>>142305728
Mikuru
>The part where Haruhi nurtures sick Yuki will never be animated
>>142376125
>the part where haruhi storms into kyons room in the time castle will never be animated
>>142376125
>college haruhi will never be animated
>>142376285
>time castle
You mean the one in Mountain syndrome? Didn't he meet Mikuru then?
Though lewd mikuru not being animated is pretty bad too.
>>142376634
>Haruhi shows up in Mikuru's room
So either Yuki is a subtle troll or Mikuru likes being molested
>>142376634
mikuru shows up in kyons room but then after the spell is broke haruhi rushes into his room since there was a weird kyon-lookalike in her room.
>>142377070
>real Kyon had to wait half a dozen books to get as far as fake Kyon
>>142377239
real kyon will stand a chance. Fake kyon just got told to piss off. If he smooths her into it he can give her the dick in a week
>>142371235
Kyon's interest in her feels a little like when a teenage boy pretends to be into blonde hair and big tits and asses to prove that they're straight regardless of if they actually find them attractive or not.
>>142371885
How is normal Mikuru so bad but future Mikuru so good?
>>142377494
There are multiple future Mikurus
>>142376734Ghostappearances fit some pattern, that was used in solution of that convoluted escape program. I didn't really like SMS because of this. Feels like the whole story was made just to shoehorn that stupid equation into it.
There you start with this great intriguing setup. As story goes, weirdness keeps piling up, tension and stakes are rising. But then resolution comes and it's weak as shit and all the build up is kinda wasted.Basically the same complaint I had earlier about Surprise.
>>142378037
It's true for SMS but Surprise's resolution is fine.
>>142377808
You know what I mean. Christmas cake Mikuru is a better character.
>>142305728
of course nagato
>>142376415
This makes my heart and my penis sad.
>>142376415
> Haruhi pregnant with your child stirring up a cake while Izumi mans the grill, Mikuru is bullied via onion, and Yukistares vacantly into a turkey in the ovenwill never be animated
>>142379771
>that spoiler
>>142378536
Your penis being sad is nothing new.
>this will never happen to you
>>142381693
why even live?
>>142381693
> The pure love of a true maiden will never melt your cold, dead heart
>>142379771
Punished Kyon when?
Yuki
>>142384028
seconded
>>142384028
>>142384226
thirded
>not chibi ryoko
>>142348023
So she claims. I'd bet my bottom dollar it was at least a mutual agreement.
>>142384643
She's a shit.
>>142384667
>So she claims
Thast was Taniguchi though.
>>142384667
And I'd bet that you missed the point. She agreed to them all in the hope that they'd be interesting and ditched them as soon as it was clear that they weren't.
>>142384667
Then you would be left a poor man.
Best girl.
>>142370825
's probably also why he didn't do it. He would rather *not* suffer the experience of Mikuru flaying him alive.
poor mikuru got cucked so hard in that show...
>>142384791
Kyon's not paticularily interesting either. As he said, he is totally and completly ordinary. Again, I think the *real* reason Haruhi has chosen him, is because he's willing to put up with her high-octane antics.
>>142384685
>>142385092
She chose him because he actually tried talking with her instead of just trying to bang her
>>142385359
She chose him because he actually tried talking to her about aliens and shit instead of just trying to talk to herSHE WANTED THE D
>>142385092
>As he said, he is totally and completly ordinary.
And he said he didn't like her either while gushing over her smile a few lines before. He isn't objective at all.
>>142385092
She chose him because he's John Smith.
>>142385359
So the only thing special about Kyon is that he actually approached her like a human being, without immediately making a dive bombing run for her pantsu?
Are we sure this is the same country that has a nearly nonexistent birth rate?
>>142385956
Given that there are aliens, time travelers and espers I'm not sure it's the same. And there's also this >>142385772
>>142386037
Logically there has to have ben at least one timeline where she chose him despite having actually never met him, so that still doesn't wash, unless there's something in that timeline very different than the on KyoAni documented.
>>142386149
>Logically there has to have ben at least one timeline where she chose him despite having actually never met him,
Why would that happen? Are you going by what happens in the spin-offs?
And there doesn't need to happen apparent big changes, maybe if she never went to that baseball game she would never become as excentric as she did.
>>142386333
eccentric :^)
>>142386407
Thanks.
>>142386333
Someone posted a diagram previously which showed that all the timelines sorta loop together into a giant temporal helix. But that helix must logically have a beginning, where Kyon meets Haruhi without any time traveller intervention.
>>142386448
It's a stable time loop, there is no beginning. Haruhi picks Kyon because he's John Smith, and Kyon goes back in time to become John Smith because he was chosen by Haruhi.
>>142386448
Wasn't that Koizumi's explanation for the disappearance world or the alpha/beta timelines?
I don't think there's an official explanation how their universe works. Time travelers insist that time is immutable so kyon traveling to the past is something that has no "origin", it's just something that must happen. I don't think the aliens have stated anything regarding changing events. And depending on how you want to interpret it her powers may ignore causality, with the giant cricket appearing somehow near them way before she supposedly got her powers, or the strange metal art5ifact they found in Tsuruya's place.
>>142324621
What the fuck is Kyoko doing here.
Bitch, stay in the Madoka threads.
>>142324910
Bitch, what are you doing here?
Stay in the Madoka threads.
>>142387294
Us goddess devoteés have to stick together, don't 'cha know?
>>142387666
Well, i suppose that makes sense.
>>142390050
Yep, definitely Yuki.
Tsuruya
>Rich af
>Very stronk, could probably kill your ass
>So smart that knows what is going on with Haruhi
>Cute, beautiful, laughs a lot and has very long hair.
>Willing to wear all kind of outfits and lingerie just to have fun and mess with you
Why I can't get behind Yuki
She's basically a brick wall
>>142390050
Do you think Haruhi purposely wears the costume to tease the boys?
>>142313558
>cold, emotionless sex doll
Yuki would work really hard to improve though.
Meanwhile, Haruhi would bring home a black bull for a threesome, all in the name of keeping things interesting. Have fun with that.
>>142392313
What the fuck is with you Americans and black people? Do you have nothing else on your mind?
>>142392353
No, we're all cucks and think about big black cocks 24/7.
>>142392501
Well please keep that shit off /a/. Nobody here cares about your 3DPD insecurities.
>>142392353
Gotta keep dem negros from gettin' too uppity. We can't have that, no-sir-ee.
[smokes corncob pipe while suggestively stroking a shotgun]
>>142392353
OK, she'll bring home a white guy for a threesome instead. Better?
>>142392353
>Being more concerned with the race of the bull than the idea of getting being the cuck
I'd say you're the one obsessed with race.
>>142392608
No, because it's completely out of character and you're just saying this because you want to spout memes. There are instances in the series where she deliberately stop Mikuru from being too attractive because she notices Kyon watching.
>>142392781
>being this clueless
Of course she wants him to only look at her. That doesn't imply she'll be faithful in return.
Totally in character for Haruhi to be into S&M, bondage, cuck, hell she'd probably bring aliens into the bed if she could find them.
>>142392781
So does she wear the bunny suit for Kyon's benefit, or is it to mess with the heads (and dicks) of the other guys?
>>142392891
You NTRfags are just as annoying as the /u/fags bringing your fetish where it doesn't belong and cancerously forcing it.
>>142392945
There was no real indication that it was for Kyon's benefit, I think it was just a way to stand out in the crowd.
>>142393069
>You NTRfags
>your fetish
Are you inbred or something? I choose Yuki over Haruhi precisely because I don't like NTR. Unlike you.
>>142393224
Fuck off. You literally came into this thread just to bring up NTR. Go back to your containment board.
>>142305728
Megas.
>>142305728
Haruharu, not even a question
>>142393272
I came into this thread to explain why Yuki is so obviously a better choice than Haruhi.
And NTR is one of the reasons if not the primary reason why Haruhi is shit. Even her seiyuu banged a whole band. Sorry to violate your no-NTR safe space but the facts are the facts.
>>142393440
This has to do with your fetish-goggles. /u/fags are annoying because they go in shows with no yuri subtext and force yuri shippings. You're no different but with NTR instead. There is literally nothing in Haruhi that has to do with NTR.
>>142392891
>Totally in character for Haruhi to be into S&M, bondage, cuck, hell she'd probably bring aliens into the bed if she could find them.
it's almost like your brain stopped working while watching the series.
>>142393367
This
Pleasantly bouncy.
>>142393525
It's not a stretch to think she'd be into all kinds of weird stuff, hell she'd probably be the only human who would actively seek out an anal probing, but outside of porn, "cuck" is not a fetish.
>>142393519
I was initially responding to a comment about Yuki being a lifeless sex doll. Obviously we're all extrapolating if we're talking about bedroom fetishes.
>>142393525
>watching the series
>>142393686
>hell she'd probably be the only human who would actively seek out an anal probing
doujins when?
>>142393686
>It's not a stretch to think she'd be into all kinds of weird stuff
She wanted to stand out, to know that she wasn't just one more in the statistics. You can see how slowly the "let's look for aliens/sliders/etc" changes to " let's hang out" after she realizes doing normal things with seemingly normal people is alright.
>>142393733
Even worse if you read the LN then. But I see you're just in a pissing contest. Go ahead then.
>>142393846
When season 3 comes out.
>>142393883
>having read the LN amounts to winning a "pissing contest"
This is what filthy secondaries actually believe.
>>142393686
>"cuck" is not a fetish.
What do you call it then? Normal?
>>142394100
I obviously meant that you're in a pissing contest with the other idiot, so even if you actually understood her development and aren't actually retarded this is just monkeys throing their shit at each other.
>>142394100
It's not a fetish, it's a transgression, a sin, if you will.
>>142394186
>obviously
>actually
>actually
You're only a genius to yourself. You're the only person who can perceive the character development you personally forced on your waifu.
Haruhi.
The one true goddess.
>>142394434
>character development you personally forced
Coming from the guy who brought up NTR.
>>142394434
Yes anon, you're right and I meant that you read the LN just so you can argue with other people on the internet. Fucking idiot.
>You're the only person who can perceive the character development you personally forced on your waifu.
If it's forced go ahead and point out as to why.
>>142392136
Of course she does. That's the whole idea.
>>142394597
Now look who's trying to start a pissing contest all of a sudden?
>>142394778
>all of a sudden?
Not at all, that was my intention from the get go. Arguing with anons is how I vent my frustration and your post managed to catch my attention.
>>142394186
>>142394434
>>142394597
>>142394778
>>142394902
[munches popcorn]
>>142392353
It's a national obsession. Anything to make "and we owned them, tortured them, forbade them to read, split up their families and sold their children" palatable. If Americans didn't hate black people, they'd go insane.
>>142395365
It's not like Americans are the only ones that don't like niggers.
Marry Nagato, turn Haruhi into my personal cum dump.
>>142305728
Mikuru
>>142395365
Or you can be rational and understand that your ancestors either were, or benefited from, people that were downright fucking evil, and vow to do what you can to make things just a little less wrong.
But that would be far too logical, wouldn't it?
>>142395883
I agree, all people should be made to pay for the sins of the fathers.
>>142397435
Why would you ever respond to someone from tumblr?
>>142305728
Yuki is my one true anime waifu.
I want to make her emotionless face betray a smiling heart behind shining eyes.
>>142321413
It's like people forget that Yuki's probably into some crazy stuff given how she likes Hgames
>>142325534
>tfw you realize she's only supposed to last around ten years after disappearance before she goes haywire again (reread the LN with the Nakagawa guy that falls in love with her)
>>142355752
>weird
You mean what runs through my mind if I need shots.
>>142366046Bunny Kyon when
>>142366046
KyoAni is truly based when it wants to be.
> You will never customize Yuki's appearance
> You will never interface with her maiden chamber
> You will never release your demons staring into her vacant eyes before she replies "oh. I see."
>>142400042
That her phrase about ten years bothers me a lot. And stupid Kyon ignored it completely.
I want to tickle her
>>142305728
what a question - Haruhi ofc
>>142411572
>everyday until you like it
I do love Android Yuki, but I'd want Normal Human Yuki just tobullyher.
>>142305728
Yuki fucking Haruhi with her futa cock
Ctr+f Yuki= 62
Ctr+f Haruhi= 93
Here's a better question - chronological release, or airing release?
>>142414473
Haruhi Haruhi Haruhi Haruhi Haruhi Haruhi Haruhi
>>142414734
Chrono
>>142414473
Yuki wins in both polls though.
>>142414734
Broadcast with ep 28 put in the very end.
>>142414734
Original broadcast.
I'm here for lewd yukis.
>>142419358
>>142419358
Yukis aren't lewd.
>>142411912
>>142419515
>he did not protect this smile
>>142419808
b-but muh fap material...
Answer honestly anons
When will Season 3 be released?
>>142420521
2090
>>142420521
It will be announced 07/07. Trust me.
>>142421398
I believe
>>142305728
Haruhi is the one I want wheras Yuki is the one I know I'd get along with.
Daily reminder that if you don't want to fuck Yuki you are literally gay.
>>142421864
>Daily reminder that if you want to fuck Yuki you are literally a necrophiliac.
FTFY.
>>142423218
>tripfag being a fag
why am I not surprised.
>>142420521SOON
>>142425181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8204jaGimho
Is there a higher quality of this?
Also cannot find the ED with the Kyon lines subbed
>>142313558
Can I have a cold blooded literal goddess? It would be nice on hot nights.
>>142426081
>cold blooded goddess
Literally Yuki.
>>142426299
> Cold
But witches are literally made for burning.
>>142395365
OH FUCK OFF. Go back to watching your people get raped and killed as you pathetically watch in your own country
>>142424015
Have fun robbing graves then.
How is this still alive
>>142434321
goddamn her laugh gives me such an erection
>>142434488
Because the goddess wills it.
>Call show melancholia of Haruhi Suzumiya.
>Haruhi smiles almost constantly from the second episode on.
Looks like yuki has edged out haruhi in the poll.
>>142437846
Melancholy is only the first LN, but it became the posterboy for the anime
>the dissociation will never be animated
I still prefer the idea of Kyon just being the bicycle that everybody rides.
>>142305728
Haruhi
>>142438209
What if Kyoani had stuck with Haruhi the way Shaft stuck with Bakemonogatari?And didn't give a fuck about Aya's sex life?
Ryoko
>>142438303
It doesn't matter if Aya sucked a bunch of cocks and told everyone about it, it's all because Tanigawa doesn't want to release the fucking sequel so no novel to advertise no anime
>>142438361
Best girl.I seek death at the hands of mai waifu
>>142417853
>that image
>guaranteed replies
Only because I'm wondering if this was drawn by someone who had only read the light novels.
>>142438404
I don't think KA ever gave a literal fuck about her sex life. That's just a purityfag's thing. All KA cares about is that she shows up to work and gives a suitably great performance for the mic.
Haven't seen either of these in here.
Damn, this thread still alive.
>>142305728
>>142445851
Too fucking cute.Which episode was that from? It's been a while.
Disappearance Yuki > Yuki >> Haruhi
Disappearance Yuki had a lot of potential, and already had a better personality than Haruhi.
>>142446466
But she's a boring moeblob that has nothing to do with Yuki beyond her design. How can you be so shallow a Yukifag?
>>142446638
I'm not talking about that Yuki.
>>142445851
wow didn't realize what this part of the scene meant until now.
>>142446722
Ah. Well that's certainly an improvement then.
>>142446859
What did you think it meant?
>>142305728
hisoka
>>142445851
Ooow makes me want to hug her!
>>142445851
>>142417853
I mean, I would watch it...
>>142446859
i dont remember just watch them all again
>>142305728
The one that isn't an ugly cunt.
>>142447805
Anon, you weren't an option in the poll.
>>142448489
That's because he's ugly.
>>142445993
Happens in a scene after the one where Kyon attempts to punch Haruhi. Think it was the same episode or the one after.
Hey guys...Haruhi poops...
>>142452726
Wow so do I!
Man Haruhi and I are so compatible.
>>142452726We're thinking of the same thing, right?
Yuki is like a minor god in Haruhi's pantheon.
>Thread has lasted over three days
There is still hope.;_;
>>142458948
Yes, never lose hope!
See you guys on the 10th anniversary stream later today. Let's keep celebrating Haruhi.
Us Mikuru a cuck?
>>142459782
Do you have a link?
>>142459911
Thread will be up in about 4 hours.
>>142459911
https://a-streams.gq/livestream
Every Sunday, 20:00 UTC
There's always a thread, as >>142460134 said, so stay tuned! See you there
H-how is this thread still up?
Isn't the bump limit 300?
>>142461943
It`s now
>>142461943
see
>>142434909
>>142461943
It's been 500 for quite a while now. More than a year even.
>>142462343
Does Yuki repair her hymen every time? This question is important to me for reasons.
>>142462528
You are disgusting.
Yuki...i love you. (and Kyon does too)
>>142463036
Christ, is that from the Yuki-chan spinoff?
>>142463071
yes
>>142463036
>he couldn't even confess properly
God, that episode pissed me off big time.
>>142463152
Remind me to never ever read it.
>>142463249
lol.. don't be mad. The franchise realized there's a growing (Yuki won BOTH strawpolls) group of fans who prefer Yuki over Haruhi.
>>142463433
My god anon, BOTH strawpolls? You've sure shown me the error of my ways!
>>142463460
No problem! It's because Yuki is such a shining example that I'm able to be so helpful. Some people are conceited, arrogant, and impose themselves on others, but not Yuki. She's kind, patient, and understanding.
> Yukifags in charge of rational thought
Yuki means snow