Yukari thread, she is still our goddess.
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=816185
>>142290721
special relationship best ship
It has been an honor and pleasure to spend the past few years with you anons.
Can someone post the pictures of "Save Me Yukari" that were drawn onto military vehicles?
Reminder that nothing will ever make you as happy or as oblivious to the struggles of real life as the Girls und Panzer movie did.
The Pershing is so fucking wierd.
There's a torque converter instead of a clutch but you still choose the ratios with a stick and the steering levers are just breaks.
It's neither a manual or an automatic and you only get one big pedal.
>>142290878
And now I'm sad.
>>142290933
>and you only get one big pedal.
It's so simple!
AWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!
>>142290878
>Reminder that nothing will ever make you as happy or as oblivious to the struggles of real life as the Girls und Panzer movie did.
Oh yes, not taking my meds does
>>142290955
Well anon, are you?
This movie was so retarded on so many levels. And I loved every single second of it.
>>142290878
I can still daydream about living a happy life with Yukari.
It's probably not good for my mental health but considering I'm here with you guys, my brain was probably never that healthy to begin with.
Please help, I can't stop listening to the movie soundtrack.
>>142291011
Yes, yes I will.
>>142291095
>Olives
Gross.
>>142291095
W-what is she surrendering from? It looks like her butt has been spanked...
>>142291095
I want to eat Anchovy's anchovies
>>142291116
Doesn't sound like you need help, anon.
I wish I knew how to paint so I could build some of the GuP tank models.
>>142290878
But I've been in such a good mood since I watched the movie. You've made me realise that this feeling will soon leave me.
New thread! Claim your waifus!
I call Erwin.
>>142291312
It's never too late to learn.
>>142291334
DUCE! DUCE! DUCE!
>>142291312
It's actually really goddamn easy to paint tank models. Whether you have an airbrush or not. Just look up some tutorials.
AND THIN YOUR PAINTS.>>142291334
>>142291334
I call Katyusha
>>142291334
What's the point?
You all know I'm going to marry Yukari anyway.
>>142291312
buy a cheap 1/72 model, something simple like a hetzer or such, and learn
http://exhentai.org/g/940450/dc8a22ef6e/
I like to listen to Elliott Smith and think about how I'll never be as happy as these girls.
>>142291334
Fug, forgot my pic.
>>142291334
I love this panzerfairy.
>>142291358
CUTE
CUTE
C U T E
>>142291334
BAKA!
>>142291334
>>142291334
Arisu!
>>142291334
I'm taking Saki and Karina, they're small so it's ok to have both
>>142291442
I really enjoyed seeing all of the girls in Oorai uniforms. It was cute.
>>142291312
I want the Tiger 1, but $80 to import one and then buy paint and brushes might be too much for me.
>>142291334
>>142291334
Claimed.
>>142291391
>recommending 1/72 to a beginner
Do you want him to rage quit?
I recommend buying a cheap bag of army men and practicing painting on those. Assembling 1/72 is a nightmare for new people.
kissu
Can you put NOX on a tank? Im no Panzermeister but that seems like a not good idea. I mean the Tiger is explosion happy to start with.
>>142291334
>>142291506
>I want the Tiger 1, but $80 to import one and then buy paint and brushes might be too much for me.
Is that the one that comes with the Maho figma?
>>142291534
They didn't use NOX.
>>142291533
Isn't she like, twelve?
Why would a University student kiss a little girl like that?
>>142291334
Claiming Saemonza (as always)
I love and hate that she goes so under the radar
>>142291312
I know that feel.
>>142291334
>>142291403
>http://exhentai.org/g/940450/dc8a22ef6e/
NON-H
apply yourself
>>142291506
>$80
Look at this poorfag, he can't even afford a 1/35 Tiger 1, let alone the glorious 1/12 scale Panzer IV with full crew of figmas.It's my most prized possession right now
>>142291541
Adult charm.
>>142291523
it's small but as long as you don't have the shakes it's not very hard
but I guess he could also practice just fine on a cheap 1/35 kit
>>142291609
I'd rather a Megumi.
>>142291550
There is no Maho Figma yet. But she was hinted at.
>>142291334
R O S E H I P
>>142291550
Nah.
>>142291605
I bought 6 Strike Witches recently and Yukari, I need to calm dooown.
>TFW 1/35 crew goes for 40+ dollars.
I know it's resin but what the fuck.
Miho confesses to you saying she's really liked spending time around you and would like to do so again, what do?
>>142291334
Kei
>>142291672
No, you need to pre-order the 1/12 Panzer IV Ausf H before time runs out.
>>142291680
Because otaku will pay anything.
>>142291702
"Thanks, I think you're a great friend too"
>>142291702
Get out of my house
>>142291644
Fuck. I'll just have to buy pic related in the meantime.
>>142291707
Sorry senpai, but >>142291468 beat you to it
>>142291334
Pepperoni is mine, hands off.
>>142291746
DAMN MIHO GET FUCKED
>>142291754
>dat pose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M
>>142291605
>1/12 scale Panzer IV with full crew of figmas
Have a picture?
>>142291754
I really wish I could get into Cu-Poches and Nendos, but for some reason I always hold myself off from buying them.
I would've bought the P IV team, but Miho was in the wrong uniform.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
>>142291720
The one on goodsmile? No way it's 20k jpy, that's like 300 canadian tire dollars.
>>142291702
Does she outright say that she loves me?
If not, act oblivious.
If, friendzone the fuck out of her.
My love is for Yukari and Yukari alone.
>>142291814
wat
>>142291810
Something about charging, I think.
>>142291810
TO TSU GE KI
>>142291783
Damn you anon, you man of magnificent taste.
>>142291801
1/2
>>142291895
2/2 for scale purposes
>>142291814
Really? It's only like 165 in real money (American Dollaridoos)
>>142291561
Not sure what you're getting at here.
Uh-oh
>>142291753
I'll cum inside you, sexy old woman.
>>142291895
Looks like a cheap plastic toy desu, doesn't have enough details I don't really like it.
>>142292037
This too, is Senshado.
REQUESTING WEBM OF THE ROLLER COASTER SCENES
>>142291992
That's bullshit.
She's not fertile yet.
>>142292037
Please. Any child born of your seed would be a bigger disappointment than even Miho
I honestly thought this was going to turn dark for a second. But I guess it's nothing a little carbon coating can't solve.
>>142292076
This.
I little weathering would do wonders.
>>142292099
"I swear I thought she was 12" isn't going to get you out of child support payments, anon
>>142292076
It's got plenty of detail and a working motor. And it's only about 125 dollars.
>>142292139
How do we get Miho and Shiho to reconcile?
>>142292099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
>>142292168
working motor is pretty cool
What would /a/ like to have a theoretical season 2 be about?
>>142292177
By buying the BDs so they make a second season.
>>142291334
Anzu.
>>142292076
You can always paint it.
>>142292150
The gas tank exploded and the flag didn't raise.
>>142292177
Cumming inside Maho
>32.9 %
FUCK
Why is this so slow, unlike the tanks in tis serie.
>>142292150
Why exactly is it a good thing to get your house smashed by tanks?
>>142292281
Insurance money
>>142292208
Koala Forrest High and their dicktanks.
>>142292177
I hate to say it but something bad might have to happen to Maho.
God bless the OVA's.
>>142290933
>just breaks.
Momoga, pls
>>142292281
Insurance payouts and buying new stuff.
The deductibles for people living around potential battle sites must be through the roof.
>>142291334
Nekonya.
Loved her the first moment I saw her.
>>142292337
>ovariesofsteel,jpg
>>142292337
You shut your whore mouth. Maho will be fine and Miho and Shiho will reconcile amicably.
>>142292352
God definitely blessed Hana
>>142292281
Goverment pay to reconstruct it.
>>142292225
Why would anyone befriend or waifu anzu, she is terrible, rude, a glutton, flat, would probably laught at yt the size of your penis, half jew etc..
>>142290721
This is still backlogged but I just popped in to say little girls in boxes are super cute.
On a scale of 1 to Acchi Kocchi, how moe is the series?
I think I'll love it (particularly fluffy hair girl) but I have so much trouble starting a new series anymore.
>>142292430
Just do it.
>>142292177
>Maho and Miho have a match
>Maho's tank goes into a river and she can't get out
>Shiho loses her shit
>Miho stays calm and rescues on
>Shiho realizes something something sanctity of life they embrace on the jumbotron
>>142292430
Just watch it.
>>142292430
>little girls in boxes are super cute
They're even cuter in box tanks.
GuP isn't disgusting levels of moe, but it has its moments. Really finds a good balance between the cute girls and cute tanks.
>fluffy hair girl
Good taste.
>>142292430
>how moe is the series?
Depends. How moe are tanks to you?
Pic is of a very moe tank.
What are they watching?
>>142292420
You underestimate the power of the dick. Also she can't laugh at something that's considered big so I'm fine. I like my girls to be playful.
>>142292420
Anzu is fun and chill
>>142292503
Boku no Pico
>>142292503
>yukari_undressing.mkv
>>142292525
>not Boko no Pico
One job, Anon.
>>142291334
Every time
>>142292503
>INB4 Sadako
Every other team we see has an XO or a few primary subordinate officers that we see.
>Kuromorimine
Miho was XO, now it's Erika.
>Saunders
Arisa and Naomi
>St. Gloriana
Pekoe
>Pravda
Nonna
>Anzio
Pepperoni and CarpaccioWell, I guess Chihatan also doesn't have anyone. Whatever.
Who should Miho choose to be her right-hand man?
>>142292453
Please. Shiho would berate a half-drowned Maho about her failure to control her tank while she's getting carted off to the hospital.
>>142292420
>>142292512
Anzu is only a dick to those who are totally deserving of it. Her heart's in the right place and she's only out to make assholes' life miserable.
>>142292420
Why is momo chan so bullyable
I weant to hide her glasses,
>>142290721
So how many of these panzer threads are there going to be?
>>142292618
While not saying a word to Miho cause she has nothing to say to someone who has completely eschewed the Nishizumi school?
>>142292503
Guys, does /k/ like Girls Und Panzer? I made a thread there just now asking, but no one is responding.
>>142292660
Constant threads until a week after everyone interested in /ak/ has watched the movie
>>142292631
Pretty much, though she does eat a lot. Not a problem if she stays the same body size and cooks.
>you enter the tank storage on the Pravda carrier
>you see a neat row of T-34/85s
>they're mostly identical except for the varying quality of the welding on the turrets
>however, you spot a tank different from the rest
>it's covered entirely in graffiti and the wheels are missing
>the tank is held up by cinder blocks where the wheels used to be and you can faintly hear the sound of hard bass playing from inside the turret
>your curiosity gets the better of you and you decide to approach the vehicle, the hard bass growing louder with every step
>you climb on top of the vehicle and grab the commanders hatch
>as soon as you throw the hatch open, you're struck by the overwhelming smell of tobacco
>you take a look inside and see three girls wearing varying combinations of tracksuits, flat caps and leather jackets
>the interior is covered in cigarette butts and there's a carpet on the turret wall for some reason
>>142292668
In her eyes, both her daughters are failures.
>>142292631
She was kinda a dick to PTSD Miho at the beginning of the series. She had her reasons but still.
>>142292631
she's good to her Momo even if she teases her
Anyone got subs for OVA2? The one bundled with the Rokuga DL?
Webm for retards keeps CRASHING on me. Damn movie is only 3GB.
>>142291810
KE-I-TAI
>>142292896
it crashes with .mkv
So what are our possible scenarios for S2?
I think it would be best to leave Ooarai's story, because the movie was a great closure. Perhaps adaptations of Ribbon Warrior or Little Army would be best.Or Girls und Luftwaffe
>>142292208
Either a new school or the Oorai and co getting ready for the world tourney
>>142292979
Planes are for boys.
>>142292870
It was either be a bitch or burden Miho with a huge responsibility. The student council did what had to be done.
They're the heroes we deserve, but not the ones we need right now Because they're not just the stuco. They're the dark knights defending their school. So we'll hate them. Because they can take it.
>>142293016
>boys piloting planes
Next you're going to tell me that boys sail warships. Please, anon. There is a limit to suspension of disbelief.
>>142292870
Miho and Anzu didn't understand each other's circumstances, and Anzu was desperate in finding any mean to save the academy ship. She's overseeing several thousand students and the services running on the academy ship at that, so I can't really fault Anzu for being so uncompromising when it comes to the whole senshado recruitment thing.
>>142292976
I've never had trouble with .mkv.
The real and important question if is they dance the angelfish dance in this movie ?
I mena, how can you make a GuP movie without the girls doing a silly dance
>>142293132
No, there isn't even a mention of the dance
>>142292979
I actually want to see the revenge of MEXT official in a way.
Imagine if Azusa and the rabbit team's all that's left to build Ooarai senshado program come next year as all the second and 3rd years got 'recommended' to university by that MEXT official, and Ooarai's now taking part in elimination format that adults play in.
>No Maho bath
Someone please post Rosehip webms
>>142292618
Yukari is her defactoi second hand even if Momo or Anzu are the official ones
Just how does carbon coating work? Can we possibly make one?
If pic related is how it works, then doesn't just everyone pick the best penetrating around like APCR, APDS, or HEAT?
>>142292893
Just use Xmedia Recode. I've been using that to make webms for ages without issue. It's pretty foolproof.
>>142293252
Somebody edit <speed intensifies> onto this?
>>142293188
It'll be a real challenge if she's now the CO who has to decide how to best spend the champion bonus money, effectively defining what Ooarai will operate with. It's even difficult now that siege engines such as Karl have been approved for senshado (so Saunders and Kuromorimine will possess such a thing in no time as well)
WITNESS ME driver a best.
>>142293188
Yeah, also Oorai is still underpowered if elimination becomes the new format. After all they got help from all the other bigger highschools, but when they have to face them again Saunders, Black Forest and Pravda will outnumber them and they won't be able to win by destroying the flag tank.
>>142292893
>OVA2
It's 8, you pleb
7 short ones (BD extras all them) and one stand-alone long one (Anzio)
>>142293328
Forgot my pic
>>142291534
They fucked around with the engine to basically install a war emergency power setting that disengages the normal safety cutoffs and causes the engine to go beyond 100% normal power - which indeed does tend to cause reliability issues even with vehicles that haven't an engine setup already as ludicrously unreliable as that of the freakin' Porsche Tiger.
>>142293132
Nope, but you get to watch Miho watching a Boko show, and Alice singing the Bioko song att he top of her lungs as she charges into battle. Trust me: it qualifies.
>>142293188
I know it would break my heart to watch, but I want this.
>>142293378
>WEP on a tank
Why wasn't this a thing? The americans even put plane engines in their tanks.
>>142293337
7? I thought it was only 6 BD extras, plus Anzio?
In season 2, the only thing I can think of that could be "on the line", is the Nishizumi style somehow. Since they saved their school already.
>barely any Rosehip or Mikko lewds
Step the fuck up, Japan
>>142293282
You coat the inside and outside of the tank with carbon. In addition, you coat the brains, skulls, and necks of all crew members in order to prevent concussions and/or brain damage. Shells must also be carbon coated, so that they miss the crew members of tanks.
>>142293107
seems like it works on some of them for me, but on others it gets stuck, uses full cpu but doesn't actually do shit
>>142293378
>>142291534
>>142291550
It wasn't just that. There's no limitation on electric motors, and the Piger happens to be the only tank at the time which used diesel-electric drive. As such, the Leopon could simply draw more current to the motor if need be. I wouldn't even be surprised if the Leopon has regenerative breaking and fuel cell to allow for the motor to draw more power when need be.
>>142293414
Tracks would break, the engine would easily overheat, and the fuel consumption would be unholy.
>>142292281
Because it's now on the tankery league's insurance to rebuild your house brand new. Same guy also had a Matilda miss the turn and wreck the ground floor in like episode 1 or 2 of the series.
>>142293050
Ships are for girls, subs are for boys.
>>142293538
How much money do they have?
>>142293420
you forget the film one
>>142293574
A lot, but it didn't stop this guy from shutting down the school.
Anyone know where to get the OST? I want that BGM from when they attacked the Karl.
>>142293282
>penetration and carbon coating in the same pic
Another pleb detected.
>Plebs don't watch episode 10.5 "because it's a recap" and don't learn senshado rounds won't penetrate armor
Senshado rounds just EMULATE war ammo. They have the ballistic specs of WW2 real rounds, but are designed to be unable to penetrate armor (yes, this is doable IRL - the effects in GuP are just barely exagerated over what current-day frangible ammo can do). The coating is just a spall liner / shockwave absorber that protects the crew from said dangers (and yes, this exists IRL - but THIS is MUCH exagerated in GuP for story purposes. The "catches all spalling" is possible with a simple coating, but the "protects from all shockwaves" just doesn't work that way - would need something better than a resistant coating)
>>142293533
>Tracks would break
I guess that would be a problem. The others are problems in planes too, which is why you only use WEP when absolutely needed.
Fun fact: Some forms of WEP actually cool the engine. It's still not good for it though.
>>142292618
doesn't she have Erwin and Yukari command sections of Oarai in the manga version of the Anzio match?
>>142293613
What the fuck was his problem by the way, he made it personal.
Also
>""""""luck""""""""
>>142293621
Forgor:
>APCR, APDS, HEAT
Rounds carry a radio chip that the judhing device onboard the tank uses to determine the effect based upon kind of round, and point and angle of impact. It just gives a different result if the round emulates a different kind of ammo.
Really, Anon.This all is said in the series.
>>142293689
It was personal.
Backing down from a decision he made earlier would ruin his reputation.
>>142293613
I want to see Shizuka rape him with a 105mm shell!
>>142293574
Enough to make a sport out of tank battles. Also, enough to build fucking mile-long supercarrier towns.
>>142293367
I want to marry Mika and adopt Mikko and Aki.
>>142293728
Who?
And what would she gains from this?
>>142293282
it works like this in my head
1. round impacts armour
2. round is merely frangible with HE filler
3. computer calculates, depending on shell velocity, shell "type" (still only actually frangible with HE) impact angle etc. whether it hit a component
4. Component breaks (explosive bolts or something idk)
doesn't account for 45 ton panthers getting fucking flipped over by karl gerat though or any of the other tanks getting thrown around
doesn't really account for tracks either
>>142293574
Enough to build aircraft carriers large enough to carry entire cities on their decks just for a better learning environment for private highschools.
>>142293773
The satisfaction of destroying an asshole, literally and figuratively
>>142291534
They said the PETROL engine has to be WW2 standard but the ELECTRIC engine has to NOT be WW2 standard, so they put an electrical engine with... let's say, "interesting" capabilities. So powerful, the tank's translision wasn't able to stand the torque.
Yes, it IS loophole abuse. Hey, MEXT started. THEY are just ending it.
>>142293773
>Who?
warrior
>And what would she gains from this?
Rape
>>142293788
being detracked apparently counts as immobilization no matter how it happens, unless the road wheels still work, as with the BT-42. Note how the BT-42's flag only triggers after the tank actually comes to a complete stop, too
Aren't all the schools Japanese? What's with the themes?
>>142293788
I've got a better explanation from the early days of the show.
>>142293846
I mean how the shell actually blows apart the tracks
I want to bury my face in those Finnbags.
>>142293803
Enough so that a high school affiliated to a university can casually use a C-5M as if it's nothing.
>>142293852
There were a lot of different doctrines to armored warfare back in the 40's and a lot of those fundamentally different approaches to design, tactics and general strategy clashed in WW2. The schools aren't just themed after comical effigies of various WW2 participants, but after the unique styles of tank design and doctrine that were unique to them.
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
>>142293959
wake up
>>142292896
Stop using a toaster. It can handle the 10GB movie just fine.
>>142293959
Ask her where Mikko is
>>142293959
At least it's more eyebrow raising than waking up to Yuzu staring at me
>>142293788
Tracks are destroyed by the very frangible round's force - they are as efficient IRL to transfer blunt force as "hard" ammo, so roadwheels break off their axles and links get BTFO without problem. "Not penetrating" =! "inofensive".
When all is said and done, that's th eless silly part of teh GuPverse. I tak etheir military adviser was hard at work thinking about how the fuck doing it. That man deserves crazy kudos.
>>142293872
>plotarmor weak point to fire next to ammo stowage
RIP
>>142293973
I guess I'll try it on my desktop later.
>>142293959
Realize I'm finnish now and start speaking spurdish.Fugg :Ddd
>>142293959
Wonder why she presumably went to sleep wearing a swimsuit.
>>142293925
Which also leads to Eclair's ideas being unwelcomed by the traditional Maginot and Chihatan's excessive futile charges.
Which gives schools like Ooarai or Bellwall major advantages, since they don't follow a certain theme.
Guess who else has a freakin' WEP setting installed in her tank.
>>142293959
I'd Finnish inside her, if you catch my meaning
so we're just gonna ignore the town is now being overrun by penguins
>>142293959
put benis in bagina
>>142294013
>>142293959
On to Valhalla!
>>142294041
Getter-Chan a cute.
>>142294041
the rolls-royce engines in British cruisers (Crusader and Cromwell, at least) actually had a speed governor installed as standard
Cromwell crews were known to remove them, but it would reduce the life of the engine
>>142294041
Why didn't they give her faster cruiser tanks like the Cromwell or Comet?
Then again, the Cromwell sucks at reverse speed.
Totsugeki?
>>142294060
I for one welcome our penguin overlords
do they have like magnetic repulsion fields around the hatches?
also those girls are going be more concussed that NFL players by the time they get to the world championships
>>142293959
>>142294112
I'd Totsugeki to her alright, right into her womb
>>142294024
IIRC Chihatans schtick also comes from the fact that they kept getting rekt anyway becuase their tanks just aren't that good. So one match they just decided to go on a full-on banzai charge and it actually freaked otu the other team enough that it actually worked and won the match. So of course they took the wrong conclusion and have been charge-happy maniacs ever since.
>>142294112
TO-TSU-GEKI
>>142294109
Gloriana has shitty tanks because their funding is controlled by their alumni, and the alumni don't want to replace the tanks they used as schoolgirls
>>142294112
What would you call that hairstyle?
>>142294157
Technically not a tank. But I love this meme.
>>142294060
>Penguins will drive a tank in S2
what a time to be alive
>>142294060
There isn't a penguin team yet.
Put them in uniform and get them a vaguely penguin shaped tank.
>>142294109
Budget reasons probably, given how she keeps wrecking her Crusader.
>>142294174
Half-hime cut?
>>142294174
Boner inducing?
>>142294174
Perfect jap beauty style.
Look at that poise and grace.
Truly this is Senshado.
>>142294172
Didn't Earl Grey have a Cromwell, though?
>>142294246
Until Rosehip can prove that she can be trusted in not wrecking her Crusader, she will be given the Cromwell as a treat.
>>142294174
Perfection.
>>142293979
>>142294174
NipponStronk hairstyle.
Quite a few Jap Witches in the SW world rock it or something close to it as well.
>>142294283
Would Rosehip cum on sight from a Scorpion?
>>142294119
Haifuri, pls
>>142294024
Except that Ooarai does have a few takeaway themes.
1. Ooarai is a school that specializes in feints, guerrilla, and urban combat.
2. Ooarai leaves a lot of engagement detail to individual tank commanders.
3. Ooarai favors defense in depth, prioritizes in fluid repositioning
4. Ooarai fight decisively at knife-fighting range.
>>142294337
Cum yes, and then choke of the fumes it emitted.
>>142294324
>>142294364
>built-in asphyxiation play
Sasuga Scropion
Slowpoke here, I only just watched the movie and I will now commit suicide because I don't expect to ever see anything as fun as that in the future.
Thank you senshadou.
>Movie 0:16:54
hat is Nonna humming? Another adlib by Sumipe?
>>142294372
Oh hey Sandy
>>142294345
It's ironic but their tactics only work because they're in a pure tank vs tank environment with no combined-arms threats to worry about.
>>142294158
This is actually what happened with IJA
>>142294217
It certainly adds something interesting to the traditional Hime cut.
>>142294345
So to beat Ooarai you restrict their access to urban areas, constrain their ability to relocate, and keep them at a distance?
>>142294337
Probably.
Now, what would happen if she saw a Fox?
I'm guessing pic related.
>>142294340
Haifuri is cats vs hamsters though.
>>142294463
>Nonna, I'm already a demon
>>142294438
That's Senshado for you. It's a game, not real war.
>Movie 2: during the Xth annual highschool tank and sportsmanship festival terrorists launch a strike completely taking over the fair grounds as part of an illegal weapons test and with the students seemingly hostages the girls of Oorai rally their allies to do the only thing they can. PANZER VOR
>Directed by Mamoru Oshi
>>142294463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
>>142294345
That's not Ooarai.
That's the Nishizumi Miho Style.
>>142294521
Which is kind of funny when you consider that they're literally the only school whose tactical doctrine is properly adjusted to the rules of the game.
Most of the other schools are just carried by the quality of their tanks.
>>142294438
Yea. I think Miho would recommend Anzu to recruit panzergrenadiers if anti-senshado is actually featured in a match.
>>142294451
Speaking of which, Ooarai does very poorly at open terrain. Look at the pravda match as an example.
>>142294571
Modern Oorai style is for all intents Miho style.
>>142294448
Bit more compley than that.(Also, banzai charges weren' an actual tactical doctrine as much as a gesture of frustration and desperation.)
>>142291502
First years don't have those
Is there anywhere I can find a closed captioned version or with jap subs? Or even a transcript?
>>142293282
The carbon coating is actually a formula consisting of a Accelerator's blood.
>>142294635
>Also, banzai charges weren' an actual tactical doctrine as much as a gesture of frustration and desperation.)
They really should learn from the British and their bayonet charges. There is specific tactical purpose and intent behind them
>>142294616
>Speaking of which, Ooarai does very poorly at open terrain. Look at the pravda match as an example.
I wonder if this is more down to a weakness in Ooarai/Miho style or an inflicted disadvantage caused by the tanks at their disposal?
>>142294675
>Carbon Coating ingrediants
>1 part Accelerator blood
>2 parts Speed Force
>A pinch of Pym Particles
>5 senzu beans
>Stir in a big bowl leading with your left food
>let sit on windowsill to cool
>>142291334
>This many replies
>Still no one claiming canon best girl
I guess Miho's mine.
>>142294709
Are you making webms?
>>142294631
Each team takes their own initiative quite a lot it's not all Miho.
>>142294665
Jingles don't use no condoms Darjeeling, you should know that by now
>>142294571
Miho's style came to full bloom because of her command at Ooarai really.
I think that Miho's approach of stalking for preys and engage only when opportunity presents itself is something that all of Ooarai practice. Even the mallard team does such without giving it a second thought.
>>142294745
yes, just made that
>>142294709
>Even the Tortoise gets a cameo
This series really was a labour of love by some tank obsessed loons, wasnt it?
>>142294112
>>142294718
Id say a combination of the two. Miho in general is not a very aggressive person. Hell if she probably could have crushed St Gloriana early on if she was quicker to charge with Nishi
>>142294571
Ooarai has no style of its own because it revived its Senshado Club on account of Miho enrolling.
That said, there is no "Miho style" because she's been kept under the yoke of Kuromorimine so long she never developed her own style prior to coming to Ooarai. That said, she has proven to be adaptable and ingenious in eking out the most mobility and firepower out of her hodgepodge of largely shitty tanks.
>>142294747
Right but it's Miho who allows it. She could easily turn around and say knock it off.
>>142294749
Great, now I want Jingles narrating this match in the movie.
Good job.
>>142294635
>Bit more compley than tha
I'm aware of that, but the slight simplification makes for an amusing comparison with Nishi and co
also, >>142294415
this, please
>S2 with focus on new school and rookies
>the final boss of S2 is the Ooarai team
Who would you root for then?
>>142294781
Have you done the roller coaster scene? I haven't found a webm for that. I've got 20 others from past threads/archives.
>>142294781
Requesting some of Chovy
>>142294112
More like Totsugenki
>>142294749
>>142294849
>Jingles
Kill yourselves.
>>142294794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYHGDEl-zIc
>>142294925
>>142294862
If they've made it well then the new school. Ooarai has had their time in the sun.
>>142294919
10/10
I wonder if Azusa would outfit all of Ooarai with Sherman Firefly if she had the budget? That tank has a lower profile than the Panther even, and it's every bit as nimble as the M4.
What would you do if you were in Azusa's shoes?
>>142294794
It should be illegal for a franchise to have this many best girls. S2 will introduce another two dozens. Just stop, we already past the threshold.
>>142294680
They did. If you really want to describe the IJA, the shortest summary you could give was that they were a near-perfect WWI army, in WWII. Outside of futile last gestures like that, their light infantry doctrine was pretty good - in fact they tended to punch above their weight when you consider how contrained they were by limited equipment and heavy support. And their nightfighting doctrine was world-class for the time.
It's just that infantry doctrine happens to be rather secondary when you're in a full-sclae industrial war.
>>142295000
What Doujin?
>>142293757
that's my dream
>>142294112
TOTSUGEKIIIIIII! TENNO HEIKA BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>142294925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3t5z7eSiQ#t=1m4s
Jingles is kinda a moe old man. He's the closest thing we have to a replacement GrumpyJiisan. ;_;
>>142292208
Tourney with more schools. I'd like to see Maginot and BC Freedom, Koala, the Vikings, etc.
>>142294041
>>142294797
>Hell if she probably could have crushed St Gloriana early on if she was quicker to charge with Nishi
That's quite true actually. While Miho may be an excellent tactician who can react to changing events on the fly, Darjeeling is a fantastic strategist. She had clearly studied both the doctrines of Ooarai and Chihitan and knew how to exploit them.
But the problem for Darjeeling at the start of the match was that Miho (as she did at the start of the University match) was employing uncharacteristically conventional tactics that seemed to be working effectively against St. Gloriana.
Hence Darjeeling's match strategy for the exhibition match hinged on Chihitan discipline breaking down and getting baited into an uncoordinated charge that would separate them from Ooarai and allow them to be picked off. This would but Miho at a numerical disadvantage and force her to fall back on her regular tactics which Darjeeling had studied and knew how to counter.
Can someone post the Vince Mcmahon reaction to Girls Und Panzer movie?
>"CV-33 Turn"! Other name: "Napoli-turn"!
my sides
Group name: inyu-goya
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=54266867
>>142293016
No they're definitely not. Here's proof.
Garupan sure likes taking money from me. Now if only they would release the rest of the team.
>>142295203
L-lewd
>>142294808
>That said, there is no "Miho style" because she's been kept under the yoke of Kuromorimine so long she never developed her own style prior to coming to Ooarai.
That's bullshit. She clearly does. Elements of her style are clearly influenced by the Nishizumi style, but there are enough differences for it to be distinct. That's why she was able to beat Maho in the anime.
This anon outlined some of the elements of Miho's Senshado style (which has effectively become Ooarai style): >>142294345
>>142294797
>Hell if she probably could have crushed St Gloriana early on if she was quicker to charge with Nishi
Definitely this. Even with the banzai charge, if Miho had committed her tanks at the same time, Gloriana would have been crushed, albeit at the cost of three or four tanks. Instead, she lost more than that in that situation for no benefit. Miho seems to be unable to realize that sometimes casualties are necessary for the greater good, and lacks the aggressive mindset necessary for a commander.
>>142294888
Hiroshimoot should really up the filesize
>>142295203
DONT LEWD ROSEHIP
>>142295337
I want to hotglue them
I don't know what this thing is called but it's really fucking cute.
So, how many times did you guys rewatch the movie?
>>142295384
No
>>142295410
That's called a dumb Japanese nationalist.Whose heart is in the right place
>>142295362
>>142295213
Nishi was right
>>142295193
WTF, he is one of US?
>>142293919
dont forget kuromorimine has a zeppelin, and pravda a zubr hovercraft
>>142295010
>watching for the girls
Pleb. Watch for the tanks, even though it's partly unrealistic.
>>142295362
>Instead, she lost more than that in that situation for no benefit. Miho seems to be unable to realize that sometimes casualties are necessary for the greater good, and lacks the aggressive mindset necessary for a commander.
While I wouldn't agree that the lack of aggression excludes her from being an effective commander, you're quite correct in that Miho's unwillingness to make sacrifices during matches is a critical flaw of her Senshado style and runs the risk of becoming predictable for her opponents (no doubt Darjeeling had noticed this and used it to her advantage in the exhibition match. She knew Miho wouldn't charge with Chihatan).
>>142295446
Bizarrely, yes. Weird that I'm only realising that now though.
fucking cute goddes
>>142295213
It's really impressive that Darjeeling is especially weary of Miho's inventiveness. Darjeeling doesn't want to present herself in another situation where she must duel the Anglerfish one on one, since she is incapable of responding to the ace. Katyusha also watches Miho intensely to see the plausibility in mirroring her tactics and to counter them if they occur again.
I have to say that Miho couldn't have had her success if Ooarai lacks in inventive minds. Anzu is a superb harasser that doesn't have any equal in the series for one. She constantly throws the enemy off and forcing the enemy team to break their attention from Ooarai's main force. I think no team has a true counter for this.
>>142294345
Ooarai also has this feature- Coordination at a large scale seems to be fairly absent. The only way Miho is able to manage her tanks is
because she is just that good. No other commander would be able to command such disparate forces and keep it all straight, while fighting in battle herself. Thus, Ooarai's strength is in individual crew skill, but it has a major problem when it comes to coordinated efforts by a number of tanks. Luckily(?) Ooarai doesn't have many tanks to work with, so...
>>142295459
You should actually see his mancave. Its pretty impressive. He likes Kancolle and SW too. If not a full /a/non, he is certainly /ak/
>>142295354
What I meant is that she's still developing her own style now that she's been given license to do whatever she needs to do to let Ooarai win. It's coming together, but it's not as complete as the Nishizumi style or Shimada style.
>>142295459
You didn't know that Jingles is an entry-level weeb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye2DusaBzjA#t=1m7s
>>142295489
Darj is cute and extremely fuckable at the same time.
>>142295410
Fukuda
>>142295489
>Gloriana's regular school outfits
>>142295363
So is Alice's team even that good for their league? I know she's good, and her team can beat adult teams, but does her team rank well?
>>142295489
>Dat Lewd Tea Party doujin
Sexiest GuP doujin bar fucking none.
>>142295527
>but it's not as complete as the Nishizumi style or Shimada style.
That goes without saying. But all styles have their flaws, so it's not necessary to wait until all the flaws in Miho's Senshado style have been eradicated to deem it "complete". It's definitely getting there though.
>>142295459
He is. He even has a figurine-laced shrine dedicated to the Garupans as well as to the shipsluts. His waifu is Kirishima from Kancolle FFS and the old codger actually has her as one of his PC wallpapers.
I'm watching Girls und Panzer movie now but
surprisingly T28 heavy tank is actually small.
>>142295489
Definately one of my favourites
>>142295593
wherepls
>>142295508
There is no way for Ooarai to address this weakness on its own. We see how that Miho isn't really able to move beyond Ooarai's tank platoon level command in the movie for one.
As you've said, Ooarai's very gifted with great talents for every single team. Every tank commander in Ooarai is able to think on her feet and even command ad-hoc platoons as with Leopon and Duck team.
>>142295213
>But the problem for Darjeeling at the start of the match was that Miho (as she did at the start of the University match) was employing uncharacteristically conventional tactics that seemed to be working effectively against St. Gloriana.
That's actually an interesting quirk of Miho's Senshado style; it works best when she's at a numerical disadvantage or in a pinch. Every time she has the upper hand, she tends to fall back on conventional (often Nishizumi style) tactics.
>>142295654
http://exhentai.org/g/920454/2daa4135bc/
>>142295516
Didn't he say that he's not a huge fan of SW, mainly because of the numerous panty shots?
DONT RUSH ROSEHIP
>>142295475
>While I wouldn't agree that the lack of aggression excludes her from being an effective commander
See, it's difficult. Commanders are generally trained specifically for aggressiveness, and lack of proper aggression has led to a great many being relieved of command. This might not be as big an issue at the tactical level (which I'd disagree with), but is definitely a major issue above that. You could point to McClellan and many others for such mindsets. Despite having the advantage, they do not seek to gain the initiative, and thus don't capitalize on success or advantage.
>>142295489
>No pages for Nishi
Makes me sad.
>>142295736
You will never get dateraped/datemarriageraped by Rose Hip
Is there a proper height chart somewhere?
>>142295489
Is that pic from a doujin or something?
>>142295721
I believe so, and in that I'd have to agree with him. It had the worst sort of fanservice.
>>142295794
I want a breast chart updated with movie characters
>>142295703
Miho had no experience commanding a whole tank company or a tank battalion. Miho might avoid going face to face in a show of strength Nishizumi style if she's to command that big of a force in the future after this experience of elimination match.
>>142295203
Oh boy, my torrent ratio is going way up tonight!
>>142295738
Well, in retrospect, I think we might not be giving Miho enough credit. She's by no means the most aggressive commander, but her play against Pravda in the anime for example was pretty damn aggressive. Although it weighed on her mind a lot, she was willing to take risks that day and let Tortoise team put themselves on the line to give Ooarai a chance at victory.
I want to date her.
>>142295738
Aggression is something that has to be carefully tampered and honed. I think of Erich von Manstein in 3rd Kharkov and what happened after that in stabilizing the eastern front as an example of measured aggression done in a calculating way for the sake of the larger picture.
There is no Nishi but Assam and Orang pekoe
>>142295854
Keep in mind, that aggressive play against pravda was after a really long stall tactic. Long enough for the enemy commander to fall asleep, which I honestly think was the biggest reason it worked in the first place.
>>142295736
MORE LIKE ROSE BREEDING HIPS
>>142295835
>Miho might avoid going face to face in a show of strength Nishizumi style if she's to command that big of a force in the future after this experience of elimination match.
Undoubtedly. Maho even told her that the reason they were doing so badly in the early stages was because she was trying to fight using conventional tactics, which is clearly not Miho's forté.
CUTE!
>>142294919
Banzai/10
>>142295936
Some of us don't like boys.
>>142295941
>Long enough for the enemy commander to fall asleep, which I honestly think was the biggest reason it worked in the first place.
I don't think Katyusha falling asleep was as relevant as it's made out to be. Katyusha was over-confident and expected Oorari to fall right into her trap. But they didn't and then all hell broke loose and Miho came into her element.
yes, doujin.
Kurashima Tomoyasu, he is great animator
I'm probably late to the party on this but, anime John Belushi?
>>142295950
Although Miho's near undoing there wasn't really in deployment, but rather in the introduction of Karl-Gerät. Of course, that may just further reinforce to Miho that she must expect the enemy to have this kind of unfair ace in the hole, which means that Miho must dictate where and when her enemy will engage her force, not the other way around.
>>142295936
AND ESPECIALLY DONT LEWD PEKOE
>>142296066
Too late.
>>142295989
I want to make sweet tender love and have children withNonna___
fucking hot HIP
>>142296066
>>142296135
The girl has a nice body. She should be proud of it.
>>142296181
*boy
>>142295193
I don't think we'll get to see Jingle's thoughts and reaction on the movie for a while since I don't think he is so fond on watching things illegally. He might wait for the actual north america release if it does come out. Who knows. I hope I'm wrong and he has watched it already.
>>142295203
Now just change the color of these droplets to white.
>>142296202
Stop hanging around with traps, anon. They're skewing your perception of reality,
Nishi is for dicking.
>>142295946
>>142296202
>Has an ass and tits
>Her hair is extremely feminine with the flower on the side
>calls it a boy
Yeah, no.
>>142291783
I'll fight you, motherfucker.
>listen to the Finnish polka once for fun
>can't get it out of my head the entire day
Motherfucker.
Spätzle
>>142295794
This?
>>142295989
SMUG
>>142296367
>Check the wiki to confirm some things
>See that the Hippo team all have their real names revealed
>>142296391
>163
>164
But they are the same person.
Kay is very cute
>>142296391
>tfw Nonna is your size
Fuck I actually thought she would be taller.
one of these is not like the others
>>142295950
>>142296391
Nishi is smaller than I would have guessed considering how she's the only girl with an exposed cleavage.
>>142296396
I find it adorable that Katyusha's personal insecurities is reflected with how she immediately follows through with Miho's reckless daring herself.
"If Mihosha can do it then so can I" antics is really cute in a way.
>>142296457
I want a Chovy.
>>142296391
>Nonna is 1 cm taller than I am
>>142296391
Yeah.
GUTs keeps getting drawn though as being taller than she is in the show.
>>142296497
>>142296602
are you females?
>>142296419
Miho looks fantastic in the Kuromorimine outfit. But then again, almost anybody would.
>>142296652
Nope
>>142296497
>tfw you're the same height as Katyusha
>>142296391
There's an unusual number of sub-150cm tall girls in this show considering how everyone is at least 15 years old.
>>142296602
MANLET
>>142296391
Everyone below 145 cm is best.
>>142296391
>tfw than taller than everybody there
>>142295224
gotchu covered phampai
https://a.pomf.cat/jaieus.webm
>>142296670
Tanking favors short, stocky people.
Look at them thighs.
I'm about 170cm, and an Abrams turret was a bit of a tight fit for me.
>>142296670
they're japanese after all
>>142296670
Short people are naturally better suited to crewing tanks. It's like basketball for manlets.
>>142296653
>having to trade in those sick threads for white and green
Ouch.
>>142296391
>those annotations
wow lewd
>>142296391
>All the good characters are 158cm
>>142296652
W-where are you going with this?
>>142296669
Want me to carry you anon?
>>142296748
What's it say anon?
>>142296669
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>142296391
>tfw the same height as Yukari
>tfw Erwin, Erika and Naomi are all taller than me
It feels so comfy =w= It would be so nice to cuddle with them
>>142296257
>Arse tattoo
You didn't need to tell me she was working class.
>>142294463
when is this?
>>142296391
Note that Nonna's height changed from 172 to 176 in the movie.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%82%BA%26%E3%83%91%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%E3%82%A1%E3%83%BC#.E3.83.97.E3.83.A9.E3.82.A6.E3.83.80.E9.AB.98.E6.A0.A1
>ノンナ
>身長 - 172cm
>劇場版における設定身長は176cmとなっている。
>>142296801
10 minutes into the movie or so.
>>142296771
The author says all the things he wants to do to each girl. Some examples are "I want her as my girlfriend", "I want to spank", "I want to cum inside her", "I want to rape", etc
>>142296391
>Katyusha
Oh. Oh my.
And I agree with you, Japanese person who commented on that image.
>>142296748
>>142296771
>マンコしゃぶりたい
want to stir up her cunt
>彼女にしたい
want to make her my girlfriend
>泣くまでシカトしたい
want to ostracize her until she cries
>ビンタしたい
want to slap her face
>中出ししたい
want to come inside her
etc etc, lots of repetition
>>142296869
>want to ostracize her until she cries
Wow, what a bully.
>>142296869
wew lad
>>142296522
one of these things just doesn't belong
>>142296744
But isn't pic related only the Kuromorimine Senshado uniform? We haven't actually seen their regular school uniform.
>>142296391
>3/5 best girls are the same height.
Nice.
>>142296702
thanks cutie
>bedroom eyes
>>142296859
>マンコしゃぶりたい
Damn it. How old is Kat and is she legal to marry?
>>142296985
She want's you to bokoboko that pussy up
>>142297006
None of them are legal!
>>142296391
>>142296869
He wants to slap Erika's face and come inside her. I am not okay with this
>>142297006
>How old is Kat
17-18, she's a third year.
>is she legal to marry?
Yes.
>>142296924
>We haven't actually seen their regular school uniform.
Yes we have. Maho and Erika were wearing pic related in the café scene from the anime.
What's your excuse for not exercising /a/? If they can do it, why can't you?
>>142297084
Fucking forgot the pic.
>>142297046
Kinda reminds me of
>>142297156
What a madwoman.
>>142297156
I'm bedridden with Pneumonia.
>>142297156
So how do I burn fat fast with no equipment? Just bodyweight exercises and prisoner workout?
>>142297156
>If they can do it, why can't you?
I don't have Senshado to motivate me.
>>142297156
Knee injury and back strain caused by my time as an actual tanker?
>GuP pandered to the loli crowd
>now 100% unacceptable to tell people i like GuP
>>142297156
Exercising won't make me into a cute girl who drives a tank, so what's the point?
>>142297239
Squats and oats
>>142297249
>ever considering the normalfag's feelings
Pleb.
>>142297249
If anyone raises an eyebrow just say this:
>>142296721
>>142296391
Accurate version
>>142297267
As in eating oatmeal? I find it difficult to eat
>>142297171
Erika really wants the Maho
>>142297298
>13 year old tank commander
There is a severe lack of non-H doujins
Matilda commander is love.
>>142297317
I want a pretzel now...
>>142297317
Who wouldn't? Maho is perfection.
>>142297249
But GuP has been like that ever since the beginning.
Enjoy being a normalfag I guess
>>142297317
I want Erika to use me as a replacement for Maho
>>142297342
Cute Pravda girls here
>>142293852
Pay attention to the setting? In their world, schools are on aircraft carriers, allowing them to go wherever they well please. Hence all the schools from different nations.
Who StillListeningToTheSoundtrack.jpg here?
These threads are going by so fast.
How much is Roseship shitposting here?
>>142297412
>that gun
For what reason?
>>142297441
But all the schools ARE Japanese, anon.
>>142297441
They're all Japanese schools you retard. They just like cosplaying as different countries
>>142297493
To get rid of crunchies attempting to board/do dastardly things to the engine on the back deck.
>>142295711
bless u fampai
>>142297474
2.99 + tax
>>142297309
1 cup of milk
Spoonful of peanut butter
1 frozen banana
1 scoop of protein powder
Blend that shit, Stir some of that shit into a bowl of dry uncooked instant oats and then drink the rest. Delicious.
>>142297521
I-It's just airsoft, right?
>>142297536
>not including tax in the price of goods
>muricans will defend this
>>142297568
It's just a water gun to play with friends right?
>>142297568
I am very disappointed in your performance in the movie Nina
>>142297556
Arigatou /a/non-kun. I usually just put the oats into a rice cooker with water and just cook it like that. I'll give your recipe a try, but is it good for fat burn? I mean, milk, peanut butter, and banana are quite sweet, right?
>>142297568
Considering that the Anzio Tankettes have live machine guns... probably not.
It's funny, when I was learning to load, the older tankers were telling about how they'd clear infantry off of the other tanks in their platoon with the coaxial guns, or with canister if it got bad enough.
So which tank would you guys fuck?
>>142297652
Pls no more Nina bullying.
>>142297676
So there might be Senshado rounds for firearms as well? How the hell would that work?
>>142297568
Carbon coated bullets
>>142297707
Out of these, T-34, definitely T-34
>>142297726
That would just make the bullets indestructible.
>>142297707
i'd probably fuck a matilda
>>142297708
simunitions are an actual thing and are feasible
>>142297707
You do realize there are some cute girls in all of them, right?
>>142297761
Not in the Pravda ones
Rosehip is love <3
https://a.pomf.cat/kfoxdk.webm
>>142295711
Why is there a sadpanda on my screen. Please send help. I'm scared.
>>142297708
>>142297676
the MGs on all the tanks are live, they fire them a lot
the main justifications I know of for it are for ranging or because in some cases MGs can damage tanks (italian 8mm AP supposedly could pen the Type 89 if they got lucky)
>>142297708
Well, spotting machine guns used to be a thing, but I imagine they don't get used much because infantry aren't involved in the battles.
>>142297707
I like them pettite, so a tankette
>>142297796
>dat slightly annoyed tone from Darjeeling
>>142297825
>He doesn't know how to get past the Sadpanda
>>142297789
Say that again, anon.
>>142297825
Man, these movie threads really did lure in a lot of newfags.
>>142297796
Why is she sitting like this?
>>142297796
is that the chick from evangelion serving tea
>>142297521
Is there a rule that prohibits boarding enemy tanks?
Best GuP doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/737579/38a124929c/
China Strong!
>>142297789
?
>>142297865
Her butt understandable hurts from going so fast in a tank (and then crashing into a wall).
>>142297857
I may not know about sadpanda, but I sure know who Asuka is: >>142297872
>>142297789
u wot m8 i tell u wot ill gabber u in the jabber i swer on me mums grave
>>142297894
Whoops
http://exhentai.org/g/647981/86da5a1800/
>>142297911
>China
>>142297911
What does this expression signify?
'~'
>>142297796
Man, leg drawing technology has come a long way in the last 10 years
>>142297941
>not posting THAT doujin
>>142297924
>>142297912
>>142297857
All the cute girls in Pravda are the ones who were transferred from Saunders and St Gloriana, because they both had extras to lend out.
Is there really a place like this in Japan? Looks like a fun scenic place to drive an off-road vehicle through.
>>142297885
Apparently in the backstory, that was an issue with the male tankery teams, once they were immobilized the crew would bail and attempt to assault enemy tanks and it would turn into a brawl or injuries would happen- there's a reason that tankers call grunts "crunchies".
So if not an official rule, an unwritten one.
>>142297960
Endured discomfort.
>>142297982
>wanting to post THAT doujin
>>142297989
Keep thinking that, capitalist pig.
>want to shade and weather PzIV
>actual tank in the show is flatly colored with no noticeable imperfections
>>142298030
>not baiting the newfags with THAT doujin
>>142298109
>Not posting a happy and fun doujin for people to enjoy
>>142291609
>>142291541
I want to take Azumi before she becomes a cake!
>>142298098
It'd be weird if their tanks had any significant signs of wear and tear, after all they're repaired and maintained after every match.
>>142298137
I know, right?
We should link them THAT doujin, it fits your criteria.
>>142298193
every fucking time
every fucking thread
>>142298154
The thing that gets me is the metal is a solid color without any noticeable shading. I'm looking at my work so far and my brain tells me it looks too simple, then I go to the show for reference and it looks pretty identical.
Would a wargame scenario like Sensha-do be actually feasible in real life with existing technology or are surviving WWII tanks such precious relics that we shouldn't waste them on High School Girls extra-curricular activities?
>>142298193
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>142298193
>>142298243
>yfw they update THIS doujin for the movie
>>142298236
There's no way to put on competitive mock battles like that in a way that wouldn't be exceedingly dangerous and have a mortality rate to put base jumping to shame.
That goes doubly if we're talking about using old technology and war relics from more than half a century ago.
Plus maintenance and the like would be unfeasible, both in terms of costs and time necessary.
>>142293574
>>142292150
I'm no economist, but that sounds like a super fun idea.
Make a sport out of maiming each other with dangerous war machines. Let competitions beheld in the suburbs.
Construction companies get work, insurance companies can charge higher premiums from everyone, the average guy gets a brand new house every so often, and the entire country is cheering about it.
>>142298193
Isn't beheading in theory possible with the girls opening the hatch all the time?
>>142298236
They probably wouldn't use WW2-vintage tanks, but new build tanks, or tanks specifically designed for it. See pic related.
>>142298334
carbon
coating
>>142297992
Somebody needs to edit an actual trap to show those nips what a trap really is.
>>142298334
Only if you're not a pro senshado-ka like Miho et al.
>>142298193
>that look of utter despair on Mako's face
>>142297412
are those the idiots that Yukari got Intel from?
>>142298308
Fuck this gay earth.
>>142298193
sauce?
>>142297912
She's so beautiful I can cry.
If I hang around Russia will I find someone like her
>>142298344
I am exceedingly jealous of those children.
>>142298368
The one and only.
>>142298308
They wouldn't use real rounds, but something like laser tag. They have a similar system today. Back when Kinderpanzer was an actual thing, it was mostly for training drivers and commanders. Gunnery was a lesser skill, and mostly done against targets.
>>142298243
The part where they machine-gunned down the other two Hippos and then RAN THEN OVER with their tank just to make sure they were dead hit even harder.
>>142298348
I know it works in armors (this thread literally) but what if it hits you in the head?
>>142298357
Ah well that I can agree with
>>142298379
I ain't giving you shit
>>142298379
You deserve to be bullied.
>>142298410
Don't be, they live in the GDR.
>>142298308
>Plus maintenance and the like would be unfeasible, both in terms of costs and time necessary.
If such a sport existed, there will definitely be an industry around its maintenance so this is invalid.
Every sport basically have their own industries.
>>142298410
I know right why do they look sad, they have it so good.
Takotsuboya posting is just meant to gather (You) by this point in time. It's kind of sad really.
>>142298439
The girls apply a carbon coating to themselves before matches for protection.
>>142298427
A lot of the challenge in Sensha-do is compensating for distance, tilt, vibration and such before firing the projectile; a laser would make things too simple.
>>142298379
The official manga. It's a little different from the anime.
>>142298334
Did you notice that every time shit got dangerous the girls immediately retreat back into their tanks?
They're trained and they know when not to stick around.
And if you're an expert like Maho you just move yourself a little and let the object whizz past your head.
>>142297911
I thought they were Japan? Their tanks look like the ones from Battlefield 1942.
>>142298193
stop posting that page, use the one with turtle getting incinerated
>>142298308
Not really. The maintenance put in for race cars, rally cars to F1 is harder than these tanks, given that their original maker and OEMs are making parts for them at an industrial scale.
>>142298486
Not to mention every damn tank would have the same accuracy which would make a KV-2 just as good at sniping as a StuG.
>>142298308
Giant paintballs.
Different color paintballs represent ammunition type.
>>142298486
That's how they do it in reality. It's not perfect, but it's safe. You could probably finagle some laser rangefinder and fires simulator which works autonomously to determine if a round fired would have been a hit, but it would be unreliable. The laser is about the best you can do. Make it a laser rangefinder, and you have to adjust for proper drop. While it won't have windage, it has shell drop.
>>142298440
>>142298442
>>142298504
NVM I found it
http://exhentai.org/g/883224/813c49309a/
>>142298454
But anon - the tankettes! I would have loved one of those as a child. GDR or no GDR.
>>142298546
>>142298486
>>142298427
You could have every tank with positioning sensors and hooked up to a network, and a computer simulating rounds fired to determine if and how they hit.
>>142298589
That's still dangerous, especially considering how the best commanders fight turned out.
>>142298600
Or declare war on some middle-eastern country, call it Thunder Run and...
>>142298535
I like Anzu. She's really hot.
What happens if someone is standing up there in the hatch and the shell hit the hatch door?
>>142298652
That would be the ideal, but might be somewhat infeasable.
>>142298673
The carbon coating will protect them.
>>142298673
It's like we're back in 2012 again.
>>142298540
F1 is a little a very different and unique circumstance.
>>142298673
Carbon, anon. Carbon happens and is.
>>142298652
How would a team know when they're getting shot at? A sniper could just keep spamming the flag until they get hit.
I'm overthinking this, just play WoT.
>>142298704
>It will never be 2012 and watch GuP for the first time again
>>142298673
Carbon coating.
>>142298642
>posting THAT Doujin
>>142298323
>>142298724
Blank rounds is the best I got.
>>142298699
>>142298732
>>142298718
HOW THE FUCK IS THE CARBON PROTECTS THEM WHEN THE DOOR IS SLAMMING ON THEIR HEADS? IT'S THE CARBON THAT HITS THEM ON THE HEAD. THE CARBON CAN PENETRATE.CARBON.
>>142298673
Nothing is stated in the show's canon specifically about that, but I like the idea that the shells can see if they're going to hit somebody and would either self-destruct or force themselves to miss through some kind of thruster or something I dunno.
>>142298798
BUT IS DIAMOND THE HARDEST METAL.
>>142298798
Super magnets keep the doors open
>>142298692
Why is it unfeasible?
>>142298724
They would be alerted by some system in their own tank. if they got taken out it would lock the brakes on.
>>142298798
It's carbon coating, ain't gotta explain shit
>>142298673
>>142298798
The Law of Narrative Causality will prevent a hit.
>>142298798
CARBON
FUCKING
COATING
>>142298818
But then they can't close it.
>>142298798
Carbon coating
>>142298864
Sensors on the tank detect shock and lock doors.
>>142298798
Here's what actually happens. When a shot is made that is about to injure or kill a girl in a tank, the god Mizushima Tsutomu descends from the heavens and deflects that shell with his holy hand.
>>142295504
It's actually pretty interesting to see each team learning and adapting to Miho's tactics. Even Arisu didn't fall for the same trick that beat Maho in S1. She instead pivoted her tank around in the opposite direction (in contrast to Maho keeping them in front) to prevent Hana from having time to aim, and had her turret positioned where Miho was likely to stop.
>>142298798
What part of Carbon coating don't you understand, anon?
>>142293621
What happens when one of the girls gets directly hit while they're outside the captain's hatch and gets bisected?
>>142298937
>the god Mizushima Tsutomu descends from the heavens and deflects that shell with his holy hand.
In the same way he prevents panty shots from occurring?
I absolutely adore Alice Shimada with all of my heart.
>touch them, anon
>>142298823
>Why is it unfeasible?
The computing power necessary would be insane, and you would need to ensure a stable connection the entire time. It'd be better to make it full VR.
>>142298798
The students are carbon coated too
>>142298987
>gets directly hit
They won't.
>>142299013
Can you imagine how cute her mom must have been when she was a loli
>>142291609
>Be a boy in GuPverse
>Date and marry a girl on the Senshado pro-leagues
>She rides me every night like she rides her tank
>I stay home and raise our cute daughters
>She makes money in the pro leagues
>Maybe they will grow up to become great senshado maidens too
>>142295504
>>142298940
It's amazing how many things happen in GuP's action scenes that would only be picked up on a 2nd or 3rd viewing. It's like the opposite of shounen action manga, instead of explaining every move in detail it has no time for that shit because a lot of things are happening in a short period of time, so instead it gives visual cues to the audience to make us understand what the tank crews are thinking in a split second.
>>142299014
Carbon tanks, carbon eslcalators, carbon Chihatans, carbon fucking palmtrees
>>142298535
>not posting best scene
>>142299103
>Never get to do anal with her because her butt is always sore
we got through a remarkable number of threads without that doujin being posted
>>142299132
>>142297568
This girl will destroy you in an armwrestling contest. That's a flippin' 80-pound shell she's holding like it's nothing.
>>142293318
Sorry I tried to make shaky text but couldn't figure out how.
>>142299107
Yeah, the series did 'show, not tell' pretty well. From the little things like how the characters interact and how the various schools fight in different ways and so on.
>>142299107
That's exactly why it took me about 2 days after first viewing to realise the true brilliance of the GuP movie.
>>142299227
It's a good start. Thanks anon.
Reminder that nobody actually dies in THAT doujin, it's just the girls' overactive imaginations like in Sabagebu
that's why Katyusha et al come back after dying in the previous one
>>142299227
I can hear the Eurobeat.
>>142299225
Imagine them thick thighs.
>>142299253
Have an alternative
>>142299300
Katyusha didn't come back.
>>142291334
So Ribbon Warrior spinoff next right?
>>142299426
She stole my heart....and my wallet.
>>142299466
please please please
Saori is looking very lewd to me here.
>>142299487
Dem Aki legs.
>>142294174
COOL BEAUTY STYLE
>>142299516
Well to be fair she has hidden a vibrator inside of her
>>142295643
It's actually comparable to the Maus. A bit longer and wider, but a little shorter.
I'm a bit sad it didn't get saved for a hypothetical sequel, though. The surviving prototype went missing for nearly three decades after the project was canned, which fits the GuP trend of quirky tanks being found in weird places perfectly.Also if there's one thing WoT taught me, it's that the T95 can never push out from between buildings like it does in the movie, because the other team will just sit around the corner and murder you the moment your sides pop out.
>>142295033
I second this sauce request
>>142299466
I don't really like Ribbon Warrior, to be honest.
It tries to take itself too seriously.
Everyone in there is a srs bzns opponent instead of the loveable goofballs we know.
>>142299689
>Also if there's one thing WoT taught me, it's that the T95 can never push out from between buildings like it does in the movie, because the other team will just sit around the corner and murder you the moment your sides pop out.
Imagine if they'd just detracked it. There's no way you'd be able to fix it or tow it anywhere.
>>142299689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKWlkNrN7M
>>142298230
The tanks are not war machines, but sports equipment. How often to you see see school sports being played with tattered balls?
Goodnight /ak/. See you for another day of threads tomorrow.
>>142295806
http://exhentai.org/g/937796/40c6247562/
>>142299487
Same...
>>142297342
https://a.pomf.cat/dokefp.webm
>>142297064
Looks to me more like レイプしたい...
I don't speak moonspeak, but I think that means he wants to rape her, not slap her.
>>142297305
this