I want to do illegal things to snek. What do I do first?

collusion

>>142207628
How did they make her body so perfect? There's a whole ocean of lolis in this industry but Shaft somehow perfected it with her. Shame about her personality though.

Jaywalking

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>>142207628
Remove yourself for having terrible taste. Snake is the worst girl in the entire series. Everyone else is fine.

>>142207628
Steal her purse

>>142207628
become anime

>>142207860
It's possible to find someone sexually attractive and not like them.

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>>142207628
>>142207779
I want faggots to leave,
>>142207860
has the only true answer.
Snake is only good for memery

>>142207628
Sir you are confused that is clearly a mammal. See the ears, which snakes lack.

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>>142207628
Pirate her anime.

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>>142208009
>snake
>sexually attractive

>>142207628
>What do I do first?

Grievous Bodily Harm followed by First Degree Murder followed by Desecration of a Corpse

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>>142208064
You might be the confused one here

>>142208098
Admit it Loliligi, you wanted to jackhammer that middle school pussy.

>>142207628
what if her snek hair bit your dick? w-would you guys be into that or what?

>>142208130
No sir that is also not a snake but rather a lamia. If you continue to feel confused or if you become dizzy, I strongly reccomend you see a doctor so he can help you find better taste in anime.

You get in line and wait for the other anons to finish.

>Oh, you mean the thing you just was saying was actually a *insert vaguely sexual reference here*
>*angry voice* Dont just repeat so casually the thing I was just saying!
>repeated repetitions of repeating the thing he was just saying before the next plot point is dropped out of nowhere

Am I the only on who skipped 90% of the dialogues in this shit show?

The only impressive part was when during the car ride his gal made mc-kun cum in his pants

>>142207628
murder

>>142207815
The fuck is jay walking? Walking with your friend call jay?

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>>142208582
Is this the first time you saw boke and tsukkomi? Gooks cannot into comedy.

Impregnate and don't take responsibility.

>>142208582
Also
>this one annoying piano piece playing in the background on loop

>>142208744
Which one? There's dozens.

>>142207628
Kill her

>>142208088
You wouldn't download a snake.

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>>142208981
You're right. I wouldn't.

>>142207628
Cut her hair.

>>142207628
get her involved in a complex postal fraud scam

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>>142209720
A man after my own heart

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what kind of illegal things exactly are we talking about

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Reminder that snake is best and crabfags are cancer.