>create a stand >name it >give it as useless of a power

School Girl Distortional Addict

can walk only half way through walls

>>142158780
>hide in the wall halfway
>sneak attack motherfuckers like Pillar Men

[Linkin Park]
>Ability to turn skin into insects

>>142158872
>never take damage
>insects absorb blows
>poisonous insects kill motherfuckers who get close
>combined energy flight

[Floral Shoppe]

Allows the user to make shitty remixes of music and have autists claim they're better than the original.

[The Parchment]

Every drink in a 5 mile radius is reduced to less than a full mouthful.

>>142159164
>stalk opponent
>they can never hydrate
>Act II
>eliminate entire bodies of water

[The Paper Garden]

Allows the user to replace his/her clothing with paper

>>142159291
>paper cuts on command

[Moonwalker]
>Lets you walk backwards permanently

[Phase Shift Supreme]

Allows user to adjust his/her melting point up or down at will

[Nickleback]
> The ability to make a nickle land tails-side up on a coin toss

>>142159382
>no melting point
>can survive extreme temperature changes

>>142159359
>weak power
>range must be amazing
>best scout on the team

>>142159430
>always win gambles

>>142158693
[Soulja Boy]

Look like Goku for 5 minutes

[timegazer]
the ability to get a history lesson and look into the past, but only the past.

I win

[Shifting the atmosphere]
>Gives the ability to shapeshift into clothes

>>142159714
>Moody Blues

[Jackson Five]
I am able to make up to five people of my choosing at a time have really high pitched voices for as long as I desire

>>142159964
>You can make up your waifus
>You can also make your enemies ears bleed

shit wrong anon

[Deja vu']
>The ability to make people think that an event has already occurred.

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>>142158693
Pantsu Nugeru Mon

The ability to be a cute girl.

[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]
a bell ringing noise comes out whenever you take a piss.

>>142160723
>You can attract a male person and then kill it

>>142160729
[The alphabet song]

the letters of the alphabet comes out whenever you take a piss.

[Do you see what I see]

A floating eyeball that marks things. Stand user inherently knows where the mark is at all times.

[Looking Glass]

Become the local center of attention in every regard, including attacks and emotions.

[Deep Experience]

Can put a floating dick in the enemy ass

>>142160229
>Give five people you hate really high-pitched voices, but only whenever they speak in front of others
>Watch them descend into madness

[Funcrusher Plus]
Can make things seem funny or unfunny for your enemy.

>>142158985
>autists include lawyers, judges & even record company & artist so no copyright laws enforced
>make billions

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>>142161368
>make something super funny
>opponent laughs so hard they can't breathe
>make something super unfunny
>opponent sinks into depression & commits sudoku

[Cherry Bomb]

>Gives the ability to make your knees explode

>>142160693
>they go higher on the street

[Endlösung]
Gas all crossboarder and redditfags itt

>>142161672
I think you'd kill the entire population of /pol/.

>>142161196
>Become most famous person to exist ever
You're supposed to post useless powers, anon.

>>142161197
Very useful distraction for teammates to take advantage of.

>>142161048
Can effectively cancel out illusions created by enemy stands. Also can be used as a tracking device.

Bit too useful for this thread honestly.

Die A Log

>the ability to romance route your mom

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>>142161809
What?
He said BECOME THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, nothing about it being a positive experience for everyone involved. If you suck ass then that power will make that ass sucking the center of attention. what good will being famous for all the failures and fumbles will bring?
>Show up at the last moment to save the day, spotlight's on you. Get your ass beat in front of a live studio audience.
>Oh oh, plot twist! you open your mouth and suddenly the spotlight's on you, you just wanted directions to the nearest bathroom because you've got the runs.
Unless you're already a naturally charismatic guy, articulate, witty and some hotblooded shounen MC it will just be an embarrassment after embarrassment which everyone in the immediate vicinity will witness, because that's your power you spotlight stealing prima donna.

>>142162108
Useful if you're Hayato to get your mom on your side.

[Walking on Sunshine]
The ability to walk on Sunny D like Jesus.

[American Idiot]

>the ability to make the hair of everyone around you look like a stupid wig

>>142160693
This would actually make a pretty cool stand battle

[time table]

The ability to change the time zone you're in.

[Carolus Rex]
>the ability to inseminate white women with black sperm

>>142162392
>part 4 stand
>ruin josuke's hair
>he goes nuts
>use his anger against him, causing him to make mistakes
>win

I'm finally gonna start watching Jojo.
Which subs do I watch?

>>142162335
Make your domain a Sunny D factory. When other stand users are drawn to you and want to fight, flood it for a terrain advantage.

>>142162609
READ
THE
MANGA

>>142162609
Some-Stuffs

[Chocolate Rain]
>the ability to turn liquids that aren't water or soda into chocolate milk

[ Ride into Obsession]
It has the power to make the most un-likable thing (exemple:veggie) a life-consuming obsession

Sleepy Delta

Ability to control pillows

>>142162679
>turn blood to chocolate milk
>kill everyone
>>142162728
>turn shit into life-consuming obsession
>enemies eat shit and die

>>142162747
Suffocate your enemies in their sleep

>Fuck you some music namesake
>Kill yourself at activation
Made that somehow usefull you autistic faggot OP

>>142162609
Hirohiko Araki wrote the best subs

>>142162854
>Become a ghost
Where's the downside fucko

>>142162747
Pillow shields.

>>142162943
>You never stop dying like Diavolo but you can't stop thinking

>>142162749
Well it would like
>he's naked ,his body covered in shit
>Won't talk any other thing than shit
>has renamed himself Into Turd mcShit
>spend his life on the toilet ,browsing /s4s/ only to shitpost
>die in a septic tank

>>142162854
Posses people as a ghost after you die only to become insanely more powerful

>>142162997
see>>142162988

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>>142159812
>shapeshift into girl you likes panties or bra

Best stand in thread

[Dirty Second Hands]
>Can mentally adjust clocks and watches in a 50m range to whatever time you want.

[Mental Block]

>blocks the enemy and the user from thinking

[It's raining men]
>The user obtains the control of a single raindrop

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[Five Finger Death Punch]

>Ability to turn your arm into a demon arm like pic. If you punch people with it you die.

>>142163391
>blackmail people
>arrange manipulation of information beforehand
>get money or information from them
>become power broker

>>142163391
>good for r9k users

[sweet dreams]
>the ability to levitate blankets

[March of The Fire Ants]
>Can make two fire ants that must move in a single file line

>>142163539
Every blanket is a flying carpet

[Dare to be Stupid]
Once targeted on a person, DtbS activates causing painfully annoying accordion music to play in your head making it impossible to focus and plan things out.

[Sound of Silence]
>Power to stay always alone, no matter where you go in the world. Living beings will leave and avoid any place where he will be going in the future, be it a real place or a virtual place, making it impossible for him to interact directly with others.

>>142163721
>go to rob a store
>everyone leaves
>take shit with nobody to stop you
>do this forever

>>142163721
go to heaven god evacuates

[Hip to be square]
>get awesome GET every time
>always checked by other people

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[Phil Collins]
The ability to just say the word.

>>142159164
ha

/Three Little Birds/

Whenever a person becomes distressed, stand immediately calms them into their most lucid state. Whatever their mood is depends on the person.

[Somnium Continuum]
Makes people wake up only after they're fully rested.

[Enjoy the Silence]
People completely ignore you, best case scenario you can remove all sound coming from you or them.

>>142163352
>Make the raindrop go around absorbing other raindrops and growing bigger
>Drown people with gigantic raindrop

>[Mambo No. 5]
>People named Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, or Jessica immediately become infatuated the the Stand User on sight.

>[Highway to Hell]
>Get people to kill themselves in the same way you killed yourself
wow, what a shit stand. thank god it's not canon

>>142164410
they fall asleep. use it. they dont wake up while you do your shit

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>>142158693
[Stay Right]
>Ability to teleport the left half of your body.

>[Mobb Deep]
>Turn into an intimidating gangster for 5 minutes

>>142158693
[Roxanne]
>the ability to turn any light the color red

>>142158693
Hide in peoples bedrooms.
Make them cum earlier.
Ruin their sex life.

>>142165042
[Immortal]
>Ability to never get lost in the woods

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[Saint Anger]
>Ability to speak with trash cans

[Neutral Milk Hotel]
>Ability to love Jesus Christ

[Speedy Speed Boy]
>Ability to drift standing still

Ok i'm done.

>>142167012
WHO TOLD YOU

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>>142159463
>no melting point
>you instantly freeze solid

>>142158693
「Flipside Blue」
Can reverse the flow of water.

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Uiharu


Stand allows user keep the temperature of an object same.

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>>142160229
>curse the president, Kanye West, and our mom, and extort money from them
>make billions

>>142167322
>Heat rock
>Put in steam engine
>Generate endless energy
>Profit

>Dark Side of the Moon
>Creates a 10x10x10 cubical area that is pitch black, making everyone inside effectively blind

>>142167150
[Neutral Milk Hotel]
>the ability to fly, but only above saltwater.

>>142167396

That's not how it works. Uiharu just prevents heat loss by acting as a perfect insulator. No transfer of heat, no motive force.

But don't call her useless. She can hold my tea for me.

>>142167303
>tide is going out
>bring it back in enough to flood one city
>hold every seaside town, city, and island hostage until you get what you want

All of you idiots suggesting using these powers to blackmail, extort, or hold anything for ransom forget that people can just, you know, fucking kill you with a gun.

>>142167593
>NO FUN ALLOWED

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>>142163908
>Make a service accepting bitcoins exchange for making any awesome GET post
>make pennies

>>142167492
I'm trying to think of useful applications. I guess it'd be convenient for scientific research if you could keep things close to absolute zero or as hot as the sun indefinately. Also, you'd never have to worry about your PC overheating again.

[Freaknik is back]
>create parties in any dubious minority neighborhood you sing in

[I'm on a boat]
>Walk on any liquids

>>142158693
[Sand Man]
>Causes all dreams in a wide vicinity to be horrible nightmares, including those of the stand user. This ability is always active.

[One For All]

Can only give it self away to others

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[Songs from our Collective Ass]
>The the buttlips of everyone within a 15 meter radius hum along any currently playing song, no louder than a whisper.

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[The Wall]

Creates a barrier that cannot be crossed and is impervious to attacks.

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[Skunk Anansie]
>Can summon one cockroach at a time. Until that one dies you cant summon another one

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[Pitbull]
>Make your enemy lose all the hair in their scalp

>>142159509
>Get killed by pissed off gamblers

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>>142158780

>>142162749
>>turn shit into life-consuming obsession
>>enemies eat shit and die
Gyro would love this stand

[Carry On Phenomenon]
>Ability to activate any human body's natural, latent power which usually only shows under extreme stress conditions or when faced with life or death situations. High adrenaline boosts push a human's strength, speed, perception and judgement to its natural limits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aMK-LagTq8

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[Black Banshee]
>Make your opponent talk super slowly and low pitched

［ＳＮＡＫＥ－ＥＡＴＥＲ］
A single, harmless snake will slither out of your enemy's mouth.

[The White Stripes]
The power to teleport your cum everywhere.

[Aladdin Sane]

Causes anyone it touches to evacuate their bowels.

[Loveless]
>a constant loud, obnoxious noise resembling an oscillating vacuum cleaner follows you everywhere preventing you from losing your virginity

>>142162609
duwang

[Mama Used to Say]

>Ability to recall anything someone close to you has said in the last five months.

[Die Hard]
>ability to walk on broken glass

>>142169804
I can relate to this stand.

[Fuck You I'm Drunk]
Ability to induce increased swearing.

[Dark Twisted Fantasy]

Causes the enemy's vision to be flipped horizontally.

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[Fortunate Son]
>Ability to dismiss any claim of guilt by simply saying "it ain't me"

[Juicy]
>ability to dismiss everything that happens to you as just a dream

[Cheap Sunglasses]

The ability to see through blinding light

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>>142158693

[Ring Around the Rosie]

>>142168006

This is potentially amazing, though.

[Afterburner]

>Farting while running will cause a temporary burst in speed
>Warning: This power does not prevent "sharting"

[Turning Japanese]
>The ability to finally become a grorious nipponjin

>>142170122
My tea and coffee always get cold, that cute lil ganga could really help with that.

[Row Row Row Your Boat]
>The ability to live out an entire lifetime as somebody else every time you dream

>>142158693
pretty hate machine
>Turns physical attraction into hatred
>turns hatred into physical attraction
pretty much a tsundere maker

[Girls and Boys]
>ability to find attraction in people of either sex

>>142158693
[Holy Diver]
The ability to dive into baptismal ponds

>>142170424
Can you change the actions they take? Or are you just along for the ride.

>>142170537
[Holy Diver act 2]
The ability to survive at the bottom of the midnight sea

[Holy Diver act 3]
The ability to ride the tiger, feel his heart, and know he's mean

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>>142170650
>[Holy Diver act 3]
god dammit anon

[ (/blakstɑː/)]
>The ability to transmit cancer cells to kill my foes REALLY slowly

[Madvillain]

Induces vomiting.

>>142171080
Your stand transmits them via touch from the stand or an enemy infected by it past 10 minutes. The speed of the cancer accelerates if you are closer to other infected organisms.

Your stand can also 'infect' nonorganic material rapidly duplicating it, such as granting cancer to a wall which makes it rapidly expand and crush enemies.

>>142169992
Your stand becomes a parasite stand that sticks to the back of the person who is afflicted, carrying a 'swear jar'. Every time they swear, they have to pay 1 USD equivalent. This value is squared until exorbitant amounts are incurred.

The stand can steal anything you own or have a right to. It also 'values' your body, taking away your lungs and organs until you die. When the affected victim dies, it returns to the user with the cash in hand.

[Black Parade]
Create an army of stick drawings made of any substance but they are as frail as toiler tissue

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>>142168036
This cockroach is what you summon. You can also choose another animal to integrate it with.

[Schfifty Five]
>The ability to count all the way to 55

[Take On Me]

Can materialize any drawing into a real tangible object.

[When Doves Cry}

Prompts one Avian to shout as high as it can. Can run risk of damaging Avian's vocal cords.

>>142171561
Your stand can hold 'anything' and turn it into a stick figure. When said stick drawings die, they return to their original form, carrying the effect of what they were made of scaled down to size.

Your stand can 'capture' an explosion and turn it into stickmen. If you make 200 stickmen out of an IED explosion, the death of 1 stickman has the force of 1/200th of an IED explosion.

>>142171689
>suddenly, waifus everywhere

[Based God]
the ability to fuck kevin durant's career

>>142171657
When you count to exactly Schfifty five, you can incur one of the following abilities to a foe:

- Turn their IQ to Schfifty five
- Age their girlfriend's age to Schfifty five

[100% Orange Juice]
>the ability to materialize pudding anywhere a dog is looking

[Mogami River]
>the ability to force anyone to replace a word or phrase they are speaking, writing or otherwise trying to communicate into "Mogami River". The victim will not notice unless it is pointed out to them.

>>142171712
By focusing the voices of a flock of birds on one location, can cause glass to break and other similar effects.

Also, by killing birds by forcing them to blow up their vocal cords, can knock out and kill them, even in flight, giving you a second weapon (birds falling on your enemy at terminal velocity, stabbing them with beaks or otherwise causing blunt force damage by speed alone).

[Take the Time]
>The ability to find all you need in your mind, but only if you take the time

[Illmatic]

Forces its victim to speak in AABB rhyme scheme. Any time they speak out of rhyme, they take heavy damage.

>>142172052
[100% Orange Juice]
Your stand is said Dog. You can also turn human beings into pudding, but only gradually.

[Mogami River]
You can replace any kind of location in a person's recent memory into Mogami River, perfect for defending a location. This stand ability also affects their speech.

Your stand, which is nigh invincible but lacking in control, only attacks people who mention the name Mogami River. Once they realize that their location is not the Mogami River, they cannot be affected by this stand again.

>>142171779
this would be fun if it worked like a combo of pocoloco's stand and love train. You just have to live in the vicinity of kevin durant and anytime you're threatened, something improbable happens to kevin that indirectly saves you.

>>142169941
You can walk on broken glass already, though. It's just a fucking awful idea.

No Woman No Cry

Slap a crying bitch and she stops.

>>142158693

>the ability to make events occur 5 minutes prior to when they should have

You've got an awful imagination if you think this is useless.

That or you weren't being specific enough, because I'm assuming you can specifically target something instead of just "I can jump the entirety of existence ahead 5 minutes at a time."

Someone's at a train crossing. You activate Soulja Boy and they get hit by the train.

Etc.

>>142158693
Lure opponent into intersection.
Use Stand
They get crushed by an onslaught of cars

[Let's Talk About Sex]

Can make victim of any sex pregnant with the pregnancy starting at conception by making finger guns. The fetus, whose DNA carries part of the user's and victim's as if conceived naturally, actively resists all attempts to abort it, and will not miscarry.

[Superman]

Can make the user able to pull off any trick in a single try in any of the Tony Hawk games.

[Gimme The Loot]
You instantly obtain whatever is in your opponent's pockets.

>>142162609
Commie for the episodes they did, HS for everything else

>>142158693

[Virgin Hunter - Pussy Destroyer]
The ability to identify virgins and destroy their vagina in just a single strike.

>>142172936
>[Let's Talk About Sex]
You can use a female as a shield, using your stand to impregnate her before impact of an attack.

Since the fetus somehow resists abortions, it is impervious to attack, and will reflect damage back at the attacker.

>[Superman]
You can also perform glitches in Tony Hawk games, allowing you to phase through walls among others feats as long as you have a skateboard in your possession.

Not only that, but you can instantly snap into a trick even if defies the laws of physics, allowing you to attack opponents by instantaneously performing an ollie, etc. into their face.

[No More Parties in LA]

Creates parties in LA

[White & Nerdy]
User maintains a heightened sense of balance, as though on a segway, unless acted upon by an outside force or agent.

>>142158859
>drag people into the wall and leave them there

[Bad, Bad Leroy Brown]

Some 6'4" black guy rolls dice for you.

>>142162609
Some-Stuffs are the generally accepted best subs.

They do Diamond Is Unbreakable as well, but like 3-4 days after airing.

>>142172858
Nobody is ever triggered around you ever again. Your quality of life improves.

>>142173000
You'd make bank easily. After pilfering a dozen wallets a day your quality of life dramatically increases.

>>142173264
> DM becomes far more lenient on giving you rerolls.

>>142172366
>[Illmatic]

Victim is forced to continuously rhyme in AABB format. When they inevitably run out of breathe (causing them to stop rhyming or start speaking in stunted manner (still attempting to rhyme in AABB format but getting the timing wrong)) they will take heavy damage.

[Jungle Jim]
all nearby animals passively become your benefactor, with the stand being able to directly control and augment a single animal with comparable powers to a melee stand

>>142163721
this could legitimately be an episode

probably be sad as fuck too

[The Bends]

Makes you poop your pants.

>>142173608
Go to India. All streets are designated.

[Iron Maiden]
User can see any living creature's blood flow within that creature's body.

>>142173152
>[Let's Talk About Sex]
Of course I forgot that was doable.

>>142173163
You can cause the parties to spread as if an airborne pathogen, and at will turn the parties into all-out riots against a target or just start a free-for-all. The party spreads to the rest of the US via the roads, and the rest of the world via LAX.

>>142173264
The black guy can manipulate the odds of getting certain rolls with any dice, leading to your pockets getting flush with gambling money and your DM getting butthurt.

>>142173422
You can overwhelm an unprepared opponent by using decoys first, and then continually using deadlier and deadlier animals to directly control to go in for the kill.

[I Think I'm Going Bald]
User can lose any amount of their hair at will.

[Jump]

You can jump a little higher than normal.

[Death Certificate]

Informs you of the target's time and date of death, to the exact minute. This prediction is always correct.

[Naked Eyes]

Makes your opponent see in only wide screen for 10 minutes

>>142173961
The height boost increases with each successive jump, until you're on some Osamu Tezuka shit.

[Arcade Fire]
>can destroy things like suburbs

>>142174002
>essentially gives someone weird tunnel vision
>attack from their blind spot

easy anon

>>142173952
It makes shaving a breeze. So you can murder someone in cold blood, and then become a completely different person if there are witnesses.

>>142173961
Become good at basketball. Roll with the basketball-americans for protection.

>>142172854
What if he can only walk on broken glass and is otherwise paralyzed?

[Killing An Arab]

Chris Kyle's tortured soul follows you a thousand yards away and picks off all brown people around you.

>>142160229
Pitch can hit ultrasonic frequencies which cause internal bleeding in who ever speaks.

>part of the crew gets hit with the stand
>you explain that they'll die and anyone listening will die if they speak
>cue a chapter of the crew member trying to save the other members from getting hit by your stand without being able to speak
>they can't write anything down because as soon as the crew gathers to see what they wrote your stand moves in for the kill

That'd be a fun villain of the week stand

>>142174059
Does he have to be barefoot or not? Maybe he was paralyzed before but with the stand regained the ability to walk? But only on broken glass. The user still feels pain from the glass, though, if he's barefoot.

[Paranoid]

Induce extreme fear and distress in a person for 2 minutes. Has the side effect of also affecting the user.

[roundabout]
The ability to change the path an action takes, but not it's end results.
E.g: someone throws a rock at your face, you can change what that rock does before it hits your face but it will always hit your face

[I Should Be So Lucky]

The ability to make sure that a random event will resolve in the most unfavorable way for you.

[Ashes to Ashes]

Those around cannot do good things or bad things or anything out of the blue.

>>142174529
Breathing is a good thing.

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[Houses In Motion]

the ability to shift objects within your sight

[Protect Respect]
Cures venereal disease but only if you are gay.

[One Step Beyond]
people coming off the street start to feel heat so they have to move their feet.

>>142158693
Lemonparty Oldman
makes shit stinkier then usual once per year

>>142174829
move their feet into some passing cars.

[Electric Funeral]

Induce atomic bomb level destruction... on a 1 cm x 1 cm area.

[Good Kid, m.A.A.d City]
The power to have unlimited vibe, with no bitch being able to kill it.

[Blood Sugar]
Gives people diabetes

>>142173799
Your stand takes the form of a BB/airsoft gun with a fake scope.

Looking through the scope allows you to see their veins, giving you an easy way to score many deadly shot to normally non-visible major arteries.

>>142174465
The final location of an item moved will be the same as if it were unaffected by you stand, as well as the time it takes to be there.

Due to this fact, using your stand to make the route the item takes longer causes the item moved to speed up.

You can thus throw a rock at a completely isolated location away from your target, loop the rock towards your target, increasing the velocity by making the route more roundabout enough so that it simply punches threw their skull at completely imperceptible speeds (speed of light possible).

>>142174716
Super aids kills all breeders. World finally turns completely gay. Human race is extinct.

>>142166802
>Red Sun radiation is red
>proceed to go curbstomp Superman

[Bird Set Free]
Everything that's closed in a 20 foot radius opens

>>142175090
Do that shit on people's faces, never lose a fight

>>142174967
Better yet, since coming off the street allows you to move their feet, you can move their feet back into the street, then off the street.

Since every time they leave the street they gain heat, by moving them on and off the street at a rapid pace using their feet you can burn them alive.

If the cars don't kill them, they get to be burnt alive.

[99 Problems]

Immune to any attacks, but must have 99 problems in your life

>>142170029
Shoot the president, steal shit, the potential is limitless.

>>142175245
>finally

>>142175187
Side effect: subject turns into Wilford Brimley.

[Howling for You]
The user can howl like a wolf every time he gets a (You) on 4chan. The howls can be stored for later use.

>>142175571
Easily abused by just posting about ecelebs on /v/, immigrants on /pol/, being a woman on /r9k/ etc.

>>142175385
Would a bitch still be one of them?

[No Rest for the Wicked]
Makes people uncomfortable in their bed

>>142175633
You already know the answer

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[Don't Stop Believing]
Be able to read the minds of people who love you

[Crocodile Dundee Theme Song]
Become Australian

[Seasons]
anyone who makes you wait will turn soft.

>>142175773
You get to be an aussie outside of Australia. That is pretty good on its own right.

[Journey to the Top]

Allows the user to climb ladders faster

>>142175773
You are now also followed by Australian wildlife - Funnel Web Spiders, Kangaroos, Blue Ring Octopuses, Stone Fish, Drop Bears etc.

>>142175730
That means you will not be able to read your own mind ?

atleast that do be my case

[One More Time]
Make people repeat ONE MORE TIME the last thing they did in the last 10 seconds

>>142175773
Your enemies are unable to communicate outside shitposting

>>142175874
Go to a public bathroom and have people take a shit the whole day.

>>142158693
>[The Who]
>place the stand in an item which then creates a radius that causes all within it to forget the names and faces of everyone they know/are aware of
>I am effected by it as well and the radius is only x5 whatever the stand is placed in

>>142162224
>stand user forced to look at you.
>kill them with liteally anything else
How is this bad?

>>142175773
You can turn anything Australian, including wildlife.

Enjoy your horde of killer spiders, snakes, etc.

>>142175874
If someone was moving at a fast speed 10 seconds ago or less, such as while driving in a car, you can cause them to instantaneously move at that speed, if the incredible acceleration doesn't kill them, the incredible deceleration when they crash into something will.

「リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー」
>You can slow down time relative to Diana Ross

[I Wish]

Summon a group of ruffians to dance in the streets and on top of cars.

「The unforgiven 」
The more depressed and miserable you feel the stronger your determination and will become. Any heroic act or good deed instantly goes unnoticed.

>>142176133
How is that not god-tier as fuck? That's immediately useful for distractions or bodyblocking anyone trying to tail you.

You'd be a god-tier spy just by having an infinite number of human shields.

[Icy Lust]
Can increase anything's libido by lowering its temperature.

[Paranoid Android]
>ability to hack any device, but it always, without exception, takes six and a half minutes, and overuse causes the user to suffer from extreme psychosis

>>142175855
(THRILL INTENSIFIES)

[ A X E L－ F ]
Invisible motorcycle

>>142176221
The downside is too little for such a powerful ability. You only need to hack a bank's data base and you're set.

>>142158693
[MoS]

>The ability to excrete extreme amounts of honey out of my armpits, but only when I'm within 100 feet of a beehive

>>142176266
F A M

that's kindof busted though, an invisible vehicle is to car chases what an invisible sword is to weapon duels

>>142159812
>Not human, nor clothing!

>>142176317
I mean, monetarily, but it has absolutely no combat usage. It's sort of busted, yeah, but worthless in any combat situation

[Hotel California]
Makes a person of your choosing not able to leave a room of your choosing. Target must have willingly entered the designated room to activate. You must be present, and you also cannot leave while active.

Pendulum
Can make anyone swing both ways, but doesn't affect their prefences or emotions.

>>142176386
Very useful for traps, only worthless if user doesn't have a partner. Not a solo stand, but god tier with a partner. Also would be cool for duels. I could imagine a cage match type of fight working really interestingly.

>>142176386
>Become the best at interrogations

[Bangarang]

If you lose sight of all your friends you can shout and make them violent.

>>142176382
Yeah, from a combat perspective it is useless. But you could become the core member on an espionage team or something.

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>>142176363
I want Ryuko to wear me.

[Bridge Over Troubled Water]
No matter what, you can lay down.

>>142176641
Become friends with >>142176546 and counter his stand.

[Paint It black]

Turn anything red to black.

>>142160693
>make people see their body into the moonlight

>>142176641
When you attempt to lie down (using your ability) if something gets in your way, your body will crush it, all the while being immune.

Not only that, but you can select what you are laying down on, opening up the possibility of choosing to lay down on the first floor while you are on the third floor, breaking through and crushing anything in the intermediary floors.

Position yourself above where your target is sleeping (preferably in a rain coat (Bateman style)) and activate your ability on a surface below your target, your unstoppable laying force will crush them in their sleep.

>>142176732
Cheat at roulette.

[Future]
can turn any liquid into purple drank

>>142170424
I'll just pick famous people who had amazing lives but died young.

Like be a rockstar and have tons of drugs and sex with no real consequence. Or a female porn star to live the typical /a/ dream.

And I could solve all kinds of mysteries, see countless historical events first hand, and have all kinds of adventures.

Only hard part is the long-ass wait as you have to grow up as them too.

>>142176796
>any liquid
>Blood
Instant kill, not even difficult to abuse

[Like a Rolling Stone]
Your feet don't hurt from walking too much

[aquamang]

Can breathe underwater but only while on land.

>>142163350
He said make a useless stand not a god-tier-unbeatable stand
you just make sure your enemy is in moyion and you are not. Your enemy keeps on running or whatever and eventually will end up getting hit/arrested for doing some shit

[Gigantic]

Have a fun time with anyone named Paul.

>>142167012
>Place trashcans near objectives
>Get info out of them

>>142163721
I'm a sociopath so this would be perfect for me. I can go anywhere and steal anything and short of missiles and nukes people can't do shit about it, plus people will actually leave me the fuck alone like I've always wanted

>>142177017
edgy

Here's a couple

[Spit It Out]
Can spit with incredible accuracy

[BYOB]
Turn water into beer

[Californication]
Can talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Buddy Holly]
can make guys look like buddy holly and girls like marie tyler moore

[Smells Like Teen Spirit]
You smell like a teenager that doesn't know how to use deodorant yet

[Nookie]
You become Fred Durst

>>142161615
>stops zombie or enemy stand infections under knees or in knees

>>142176987
He didn't say anything about tthe trashcans being able to talk back

>>142177017
oh my god anon
is this satire
this is fucking hysterical holy shit
>>>/r9k/
by the way, if you didn't get the memo

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>Thread with great ideas for stories
>Useless because you aren't a writter
reminds me the times when I would make videogame concepts and ideas and never did anything with them.

[Pass This On]

Cause anyone to fall in love with a brother as long as they don't know their name.

>>142177122
Everyone can come up with ideas. You're not special.
I bet you call yourself "smart but lazy".

[Golden Cage]

The ability to remove the capacity of a target to perceive anything that looks like gold.

>>142177074
And who are you to tell what some can can do or what cans can do not?

>>142177171
wut

『Self Esteem Fund』

Can change peoples moods but depends on the weather

>>142177195
>wear a gold suit
>become invisible to the target

>>142177074
I think he was implying the trash cans were basically acting as microphones.

If you can transmit your voice through the trash cans, it's not such a leap that you can transmit other people's voices.

>>142171689
>draw yourself as god
>you are now god

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「 Unwelcome Visitor 」
When asked, people will be unable to deny you entrance to any door/gate/room/building/etc.

You can never go into the same room twice.

>>142177233
What didn't you understand.

>>142177039
more like

[Nookie]
You can take that cookie
And stick it up your
Stick it up your
Stick it up your

[One Direction]

Divert all forces into a single direction, and only that direction.

>>142177344
>all forces
So the entire universe?

That's pretty goddamn powerful.

>>142177320
When did I say that I could come up with ideas or that I had talent with that?

[Rusty Cage]

stand is a person-sized cage you can materialize at will, but is very rusty and not very strong

>>142177344
>shitty teenpop music plays in the background as you mess with gravity and plunge earth into the sun

>>142177377
>reminds me the times when I would make videogame concepts and ideas and never

>>142167454
>Carries a bottle of salt water with them at all times

『Live and Let Die』

Transfer 50% power and stamina from someone else to your own.

[DROWNING POOL]
You can die any time you want

>>142161615
>As a last resort attack, lure your opponent close to your knees, kill opponent in knee explosion

[all star]

Allows the user to shine

[Harder Better Faster Stronger]

Wait, never mind. The name alone already sounds overpowered.

>>142177415
Yeah. I came up with ideas sometimes. I didn't say I was talented or anything. are you just bumping this thread?

[Tapeworms]

Can teleport the contents of someone's stomach or womb into a different receptacle. Can't teleport the stomach or womb itself.

>>142177314
>enters high class government building
>"Hi important government figure"
>shoots them with gun

>>142177434
[Bodies]

All biological entities crash into the ground.

>>142170029
Stupid frogposter.

>>142177469
you're harder, better, faster and stronger than your opponent, but that's it

downside is your work will never be over

>>142177487
Teleport all their stomach acid into their brain or eyeballs, it'll easily kill them.

[WAKE ME UP]
Your stand will always wake you up when you need it. Whether to meet a schedule, or if somebody is sneaking up to ambush you in your sleep.

[Flaming Youth]

You become a leather boy and you flag flies higher until it get so high it bursts into flames and burns all around it..

>>142175874
>enemy just breathed out
>force them to breathe our constantly until they suffocate

>>142177314
The doujins are writing themselves.

>>142177511
It's still there? Fuck, are the mods asleep?

>>142177493
>guards can immediately shoot you back
>you're completely trapped if the room you walk into only has one door
seems balanced to me

>>142158985
>/a/non

Allows faggots with post number 142158985 to be complete retards.

>>142177588
This is jojo though, they'll just leave in some fabulous way.

>>142177475
Your ideas probably weren't as good as you think.

>>142176948
>tfw named Paul
I finally have a friend, out of gratitude to you i will always have your back in a fight. I won both gold medals in a national karate tournament 4 years ago so i can probably hold back an enemy for long enough to let you escape

>>142177628
>you can never have a home
b-balanced

>>142177434
>for whatever reason, someone is inprisoning you in a room alive and is torturing you every day. Using your ability will spare you a lifetime of imprisonement and torture

>>142168802
Use it on enemies, their muscles will tear off their very joints, proceed with ass whupping.

>>142177171
Jesus fuck what's your problem you asshole. Everyone has ideas they never act on, why are you so fucking salty?

>>142177690
Hah, who has a home?
Home is where people care about you, ain't none of us got that.

「Dude looks like a lady」
Can spot with 100% (hyaku perucento) accuracy any person that identifies as anything else than the 2 genders

>>142177690
>>142177314
Would going into a tent, taking it down and putting it up somewhere else still count as the same room?

>>142177700
That's a pretty damn specific situation

>>142177530
Your stand is in the form of a beautiful girl or whatever is attractive to you.

Oh, also you can use your stand against someone else. You can constantly wake them up for small tasks like needing to drink water, turn off a light they left off, do their taxes, eat food.

As long as they have a task to complete (which is basically always) they won't be able to sleep, eventually killing them.

>>142175090
You'd probably create a black hole or something

>>142177762
It's better than nothing. I mean if you had the choice between no stand and that stand it's still better to take it just in case.

[I Could Die For You]
You can transfer someone's injuries to yourself

>>142177752
Will be very useful in the day of the rope.

[Check em]
Allways rolls dubs

[Pollo Asado]

Make anyone take forever to order Mexican food.

「Seasons in the Abyss」
The ability to change anything's flavor.

>>142177844
[Check em]
Always roll trips

>>142177844
good power

>>142177832
>become best buds with Josuke
>become unstoppable as Josuke tanks damage, you take it, he heals you, repeat.

[Guile Theme]

Complement every possible thing ever.

「Guillotine」
You can detach your limbs at will and pop them back, but it's really painful

>>142177949
>wear spiked metal shoulderpads
>land surprise attacks on people by ripping of your own arm and swinging it at them while they dont expect it to come off

>>142177949
Gold Experience.

>>142158693
[La Cucaracha]
>Similar to The Hand, any object that it touches is instantly teleported five miles south of the texas/mexico border.

>>142177752
Totally useless power. Gender isn't defined by equipment anymore.

>>142177832
>call the police, say someone is attacking you
>attack person so much so they can't move or talk but won't die
>right before the police arrive hand them the weapon and transfer the damage
You can convict anyone of attempted murder.

>>142177844
Checked.

>[Loud Pipes]
>The ability to amplify noise in cylinders

[Pound The Alarm]

You can make extremely loud and obnoxious electronic rave music.

「Midnight City」
You can speed up time to 12:00 AM of the next day, but it can't be used constantly

Montezuma's Revenge
Can cause anyone to suddenly have the craps.

[Death Grips]
You can only scream gibberish when you open your mouth

>>142175291
Anal sphincter makes for a hell of a distraction, mind opening for convincing people, or just stand on a dam with your enemies in the spillway and watch the spillway be their doom.

>>142159430

It's flawed.

"Next you're to going say "I will bet on Heads this time"".

"I will bet on Heads this time!"

[Get Lucky]

Victim cannot sleep until daybreak unless something fortunate happens to them.

>>142175291
>opens all sorts of heart valves and shit
>everything dies

>>142159685
best post in the thread

[Pretty fly for a white guy]

Allows the user to change how gravity affects him or whatever he touches.