Left or right?

>>141983468
Left

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Yes.

>>141983468

right
left needs to grow up a little bit

>>141983468
Right is right.

Why not both

>>141983468
both

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>>141983468

>>141983468
Right for me, please.

>>141983468
Shes a shape shifting vampire.

Shy the fuck would I not pick both?

>>141983468
both, always both.

is this bloody okojo?

I prefer right, but she's lovely all around.

>>141984527
Why haven't these doujins been translated?

>>141983468
I use right to make left

>>141983468
Right

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>>141984993
Too perfect

RIGHT
I
G
H
T

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Middle

>>141983468
>>141985389
>literally no wrong answer


Also, do you call her Kissshot when in Kizu, or just Shinobu throughout?

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>>141985243
>this will probably turn into maledom as soon as she touches the dick

>>141985587
Everyone knows what you mean either way.

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Post Kiss-Shot

>>141985389
yes thank you literally no one acknowledges the best shinobu

>>141986044
She'll be around in the one arc when Karen goes up to the mountain and Araragi worries so he sends her after Karen

>>141986180
Yeah, but everyone will just pay attention to early twenties Shinobu instead.

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Perfect

>>141986180 Do we have an ETA on when that will be translated? Is there even anyone translating it?

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>>141985772
>you were right

Depressing

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>>141985772
Not quite, but she does thoroughly enjoy the dick.

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>>141986397
She doesn't fall, she just loves it.
Arararragi just sits there

>>141986474
>dat face in the last panel

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>>141985901

>>141983468
Shinobu

>>141986797
Why'd you ever go for crab? Kiss-shot is GOAT.

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>>141987107
Probably because Shinobu sulked for two months and refused to talk to Araragi so it took longer for him to fall in love with her.

>>141987283
Two month's nothing for that Goddess.

>>141987311
Yeah, but he went for Crab during that period of time and he's too much of a moralfag/pussy to dump her because someone better came along. So instead he's just going to cheat on Crab and pretend that it doesn't count while forcing Shinobu to be an accomplice in his farce.

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>>141985901

>>141986474
That face holy shit I precumed

>>141987474
I would've probably gotten more into Monogatari were it not for crab; watched bake and dropped it.

There's this little girl to whom I teach English and she said she's really into the series, so I'm considering watching it again now that I've got the time. Is Kizu worth my time? I'm really into Kiss-Shot.

>>141987679
Kizu is worth your time. Crab also gets a much diminished role outside of Bake.

>>141987679
>Is Kizu worth my time?
It answers the question of why Araragi and Kissshot don't hook up. In fact the prologue itself mentions the reason, everyone winds up miserable at the end.

It's also the best part of the series in my opinion. So fucking good.

>>141988023
>everyone winds up miserable at the end
And Araragi insists it's still that way in Owari even while they're both having the time of their lives together.

>>141988154
>>141988023
Yotsugi also asked him about it, and while he said that he still wants to be miserable with Shinobu, it doesn't seem too much like that.

especially given Shinobu's reaction at the end of Mayoi Hell

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>>141988625
Yeah. Because he's so "miserable" with her. Check out how "miserable" he is after yet another one of Shinobu's "we need to talk" sessions where all she does is criticize him.

>>141983468
Right.

>>141988154
>>141988625
Technically the conditions which made them miserable are still in play. Kissshot is a human eating fiend and her last meal was Araragi's fault, as well as anything else she does in the future. Dealing with her is his lifetime atonement/punishment/taking responsibility. On the other hand, the wound she gets is to her pride. Hanekawa made Araragi see through her trick and she lost...even though becoming his loli shadow might have been something she would outright choose to do if she had known about that being an option. She was ready to die or travel with him in the first place. So for her it was all about wounded pride for losing her true form and being "beaten." Whether she's still miserable or not depends entirely on swallowing her pride, but Araragi will always feel responsible for what's happened. It is a bit silly that he tries to say things are like they were at the end of Kizu though.

>>141989221
Didn't she somewhat get over it during the period between Bake and Nise?

Right, but left and all other Bats are lovely.

I'm more of a Snail guy myself though. Also Mayoi Hell #11 was translated the other day, for those who don't know.

>>141983468
Right

>>141989303
She might have been over it as early as Neko Kuro considering how she helps there. Sulking for longer out of principle isn't something I'd put past her. If she stops caring about being a vampire, the arrangement she has with Araragi is exactly what she wanted.

>>141983468
Left

>>141983468
Left for head patting
Right for lewd

>>141989303
We know for a fact that she gets over it completely by no later than Owari 3. But she's probably over it by Nise.

>>141990926
Why would you deny Kiss-Shot headpats? Why would you deny the absolute semen demon that is Shinobu lewdness? What kind of monster are you?

>>141990926
You mean there's something lewder than headpatting?

I want to make Kiss-Shot a mom.

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>>141983618
this

>>141989343
>“You’re right… If I’m not alive, I won’t be able to cherish any little girls.”
Based Araragi.

She's bound to be the winner in the end, right? She's Bat on whom you can always depend.

>>141990987
hand holding

>>141990986
Well, im not saying that is exclusively for them. Some variety never hurts

When will the movie arrive?

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>>141983468
All of them.

>>141991119
Kizu2? I keep seeing "summer," but that is very near and no hard date has come to my attention. And of course the question to follow is, "Will it get the same kind of international release?" Because I will be a bit disappointed if I don't get to go see it in theaters again.

>>141991317
I'm pretty sure it will get a release in the US at least. Just about every theater that got it had to put on more showings than they originally planned.

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>>141991103
Assuming Araragi has an extended lifespan because of their link, then definitely. She's not out of the running for getting together with him before the end of his human lifespan though.

>>141991390
Great, didn't watch the first movie because I didn't even know about the series. Gotta make sure to catch it this time around

>>141986797
why do people always draw RRRagi so tall, he's a canon manlet
+ I'm pretty sure he's into tall chicks anyway (Karen, Kiss-Shot)

>>141993760
For that image, I'd say it's less that Araragi is tall and more that Kiss-Shot has no legs.

>>141993760
He's a turbomanlet but Kiss-Shot has no legs in that case.

>>141989343
>Chiaraijima-san.

who?

>>141983468
Left and Right raping shotaragi where

>>141986474
Why is Kissshot struggling to handle the cock?

Is she tigth or he's big?

Movie when?

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>>141997185
Never

>>141997185
>femdom /ss/
Super boring.

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>>141985901

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Kaiki

>>141983468
Both, I love her every form.

Can someone explain why shinobu/kisshot is so perfect?

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>>142000323
just is

>>141991022

This is the best artstyle/depiction of her. All the other usual sources, especially the anime version sort of sucks actually. They never really do her justice.
Which is really sad because I love the shit out of her after reading Kizu.

>>141997641
It's funny how both of them love each other's little form more

>>142000139
BIG

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>>141983468
Araragi
Now comes with special deluxe features of shadow loli slave and sexual spookings

>>141986474
>>141985243
>>141984527

which bloody okojo doujin is this from? I can't seem to find it on panda

>>141983468
middle
teen shinobu best shinobu

>>142001108
Well, they want to rape each other's child form more.

You don't eat a microwave burrito when it's still half frozen.

>>142005165
Maybe you don't.

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Kizu Blu-ray: Never

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Left is the only right answer. Left can have any shape via blood sucking while right only has the one.
People who choose right are literally retarded.

>>142006739
Right can alter her shape at will.

>>141983468

Why not both?

>>142007093
She can also kill you at all. Left is bonded to you and can change shape. Double win.

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I want to feed her donuts.

>>141983468
she is mai waifu, it doesn't matter because she is always lovely

>>141983468
Normally I'd pick left but the short hair ruins it for me.

>>142010837
The answer was so simple it went over my head
So that's why I don't see the appeal of that form in partucular

>>142011204
A-anon, are you awakening to a new fetish?

>>142011235
What? I just don't like short hair

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ITS HERE

>>141983468
Right all the way.

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I hope the Owari 3 translations continue past Mayoi hell. Araragi obstinately calling Kiss-Shot "Shinobu" after she regains her full power sounds like the cutest thing in the entire series.

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>>142011510
That's really cute. I'm jealous.

>>142012472
I don't know what I imagined Draumatergie like, but that's pretty spot on. If he's the first movie does that make Episode movie 2 and Guillotine Cutter/Acerola the third?

>>142013280
who invented that meme

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>>142004446

>>141986474
Does she bite his neck at climax? This is important

>>142011510
Any scans of this drawing?

>>141993760
>+ I'm pretty sure he's into tall chicks anyway (Karen, Kiss-Shot)
RRG is into literally any type of girl as long as the circumstances are right
He may monologue at length about how a specific girl is not his type or whatever but dude is just lying to himself to feel better

>>141985389
Has this version appeared in the anime?

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>>142005165
I like my food lukewarm

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>>142015951
Yeah. When Shinobu and Arararagi fight Doll and what's her name in Nise.

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>>142016085
Kagenui Yozuru chan.

>>141997037
>I am a beta faggot who settles to rotten, used and busted meat
Good for you.

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>>142016148
Yeah her.

>>141983468
Why not have her as a teen

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>>142016270
This thread needs more cake.

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>>142016333
like this?

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>>142016348
I would eat her cake if you catch what I'm saying

>>142018536
gross

>>142015951
>>142016085
That version doesn't appear often enough, honestly

>>141995058
Maybe a friend of Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu-san?

>>142004256

Nor can I.

>>141986264
Man with best taste strutting through

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>>142018536
I'd carve up that cake

>>142013550
Thats from the movie 2 trailer so Movie 2 is most likely gonna be Dramaturgie and Episode and Movie 3 Guillotine Cutter and Kiss-Shot

>>142022586
>psst nuthin personnel
>not Nothing Personnel Koyomin

>>142022586
is that how araragi's body looks in close ups? damn

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>>142023477

>>142022586
It actually was nothing personal too

>>142013996
My guess is blacks on twitter on something, people keep posting whatever they invent these days.

>>142017746
Source?

>>141983468
Left, not even a contest.

Movie BD when
Are there any camrips out there at least?

>>142028315
yes

>>142031709
sengobu is a little too lewd...

>>142031709
>>142032348
I don't remember Sengoku's pants being that butt-munchingly tight
Koyomi!Shinobu is the best one

>>142032348
>>142032659
Shinobu has more semen demon power than snek.

>>142003301
FAT

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>>142033573
BAT

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>>142033793
TATS

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>>142003301
>>142033573
>>142033793
>>142033864

>>142034331
Anon stop I'm trying to work now, I have no time for this !

>>142011510
Where and how much?
I need this thing now.

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>>142034363
Why fight it?

>>142034563
Well fuck you're right, resistance is futile.

Can someone post the chronology chart again? Considering finally picking this up again as I stopped after Second Seasom

>>142035212
google.com

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>>142035584
Jesus Christ. Most timelines are a clusterfuck, but that one takes the cake.

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Tell me about her

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>>142035705
Last part is Bulshit and obvious bait.

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>>142031709

I NEED THESE FULL SIZED SO BAD.

>>142035705
She's only at risk of going berserk if you go and die before/without her, to be fair.

>>142035867
And that's only as she is until late August. After that, she'll limit herself to killing whomever was responsible for your death.

>>142035697
Looking at some of this puts shit in perspective.

>3/25
Araragi and Kiss-Shot meet. At this point, the knowledge that Seishirou was alive would have given Kiss-Shot more happiness than she dared hope for.

>about a week after 3/25
Kiss-Shot is sealed and starts sulking in a corner because she's pissed at Araragi.

>7/29
Shinobu stops sulking and makes up with Araragi.

>8/23
Shinobu meets Seishirou again but likes Araragi so much that she abandons Seishirou.

That's a whirlwind fucking romance for a 598 year old.

>>142035584
Thanks based anon.

>>142012472
araragi's character design is so great. they fucking ruined him in Hana

>>142037401
Good thing he already has his harem at that point.

>>142037401
Yeah, I did notice he looks a lot better in Kizu than the other series'

>>142037401
He was more human then.

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what did they mean by this?

>>142039199
It means that he's thinking about getting a sloppy blowjob from Shinobu and that's giving him a massive erection.

>>142022586
I hate being on a vacation, I get no chance to workout

>>142039313
Can't really blame him.

>>142040130
Seriously. There are an astounding number of Shinobu doujins that have god-tier blowjob scenes and I'm not normally the type that gets off to porn that amounts to a dick and a girl's face.

>>142040349
That's because blowjobs are the specialty of this kind of semen demon.

>>141987474

cheating how?

>>142011902
WAIT, she goes back to be Kisshot?

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Any chance of them translating the rest of the series now that Kizu has been released?

>>142040689
They were working on the Bake novels.

>>142013996
forced /pol/ and /int/ shit, they like to pretend that adoption or re-marriage is a SJW and feminist thing, and you add the try hard teenager cuck baby's first buzzword
Originally it is "my wife's son"

>>141991103

I think the implication is they are soul mates


odd to separate that from crab but again the case of his dual life I guess

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>>142040633
Falling in love and making out with Shinobu.

>>142033793
>>142033864
>>142034331
>>142034563

>you will never pat her head.

>>142040349
are they all shnbu or teen and kisshot too?

>>142040761
>I think the implication is they are soul mates
Sorta interesting that they reprinted this short story in Wazamonogatari
www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Princess_Beauty

>>142040649
Yeah. If either of them dies, then their link is severed and they both go back to normal. Gaen killed Araragi at the end of Koyomimonogatari, so Kiss-Shot got all her powers back. Sure, Araragi got revived almost immediately with Yumewatari, but it still counted as him dying.

>>142041560
The ones that really stand out as having amazing blowjobs to me are all regular Shinobu.

http://exhentai.org/s/724b836fd9/838049-13
http://exhentai.org/s/f866ccf7bd/931756-20

>>142041625
Assuming Kisshot stays in his shadows like always and now we have a Kisshot teasing him, that's awesome

>>142041740
>The recent Monogatari doujins that have great art
>all of the NTR shit

>>142041870
It's not a permanent thing, she asks Gaen to re-establish her connection with Koyomi pretty soon afterwards

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>>142042006

>>142041870
They don't like having their link severed. Plus, there's the whole bit where staying as Kiss-Shot means she has to eat people.

The reason that Araragi calling Kiss-Shot "Shinobu" after she's regained all her powers is so cute is because it's basically a plea for her to stay with him each time he says it.

>>142041904
Don't remind me.

>>142041904
What did you expect from that title? I still fapped though.

>>142040714

It is an SJW thing

Masculinity is propertarian and discretionary

>>142012472
Everyone's so fucking beautiful in Kizu

inb4 the audiobook leads to a dub

>>142023675
One shot he's mid-tier ottermode, the next he's 2D Japanese Tinytrip.

Shits ridiculous

>>142035826
>各3000円
What the fuck? Those better be like 20 feet tall.

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>>142043368
How about you take a closer look at that page.

can she change forms whenever she wants in order to have roleplay during sex?

>>141983468
Right is way better

>>142044128
Kiss-Shot can, easily. Shinobu could do it with some preparation but she'd have fewer forms to choose from.

>>141983468
The most chuuni name I've ever heard of

>>142045194
You haven't heard the names of some of the other vampires then.

>>142045194
not even chuuni enough compared to the majority of anime out there. lurk more

>>141983468
Left. I already have a waifu, all I need is a daughters.

>>142045985
>daughteru-ing someone older, smarter, and stronger than you

>>142045969
>Hey anon
>Why don't we try sex?

>>142042183
it's just memes lad

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>>142046065
>smarter

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>>142048704
She might not have your STEM degree, but she knows how to handle what life throws at her far better than you do. I guarantee it.

>>142009022
Smells like self insert.

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>>142048774
Those feet

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>>141983468
Left.

>>142048774
Beautiful. This picture has it all.

>>142048774
Can she handle a massive cock?

If you have taste, you choose right.

>>142049325
3 inches is not massive anon

>>142049325
She's a shapeshifter. She can handle it from both the giving and receiving ends.

>>142041297

welp Shinobu is kind of a special case here

if it were anyone else in the pseudo harem, and not in one of those joke/ecchi segments, I'd agree but Shinobu is almost a literal part of him now

long as crab knows what's going on, wonder if she'd share, doesn't seem like she would with say cat but again bat is kinda a special case

>>142042116
>http://exhentai.org/s/724b836fd9/838049-13

>The reason that Araragi calling Kiss-Shot "Shinobu" after she's regained all her powers is so cute is because it's basically a plea for her to stay with him each time he says it.

and an acknowledgement that she isn't alone, that just because there isn't that link doesn't mean he's going to run away and leave her

also that she doesn't have to be a monster

>>142049901

one other thought to this

Shinobu doesn't want to fuck him... at least that isn't her deepest need

she just doesn't want to be alone

the whole time arc made this pretty clear

>>141983468
Right. I might pick left if she had her long hair

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>>141983468
s-source?

>>142050235
How new do you have to be to not recognize this series?

>>142050337
I want him to post the full image you retard

>>142050235

oh man, you are in for a ride

nothing like finding something good for the first time

go binge bakemonogatari

>>141987679
>little girl
>she said she's really into the series
You know what to do.

>>142049901
>Shinobu is almost a literal part of him now
Yeah, he doesn't really have the option to distance himself from her. Plus, giving up on Senjougahara to romance Shinobu means effectively giving up on his life as a human, and nobody involved wants that. However, it doesn't change the fact that he is effectively two timing.

Senjougahara seems to know enough about what is going on, and neither she nor Shinobu blame him for this and they're all getting along, but nobody involved is being honest about the reality of the situation. So they're all pretending that the two relationships are somehow fundamentally different when they're not. Part of this pretending involves Araragi and Shinobu pretending their very hardest that they're not actually in love, which is a shit situation for both of them.

>>142050063
Yeah, Shinobu is a million times happier than when she was alone, but it doesn't mean that she and Araragi quashing their feelings in order to make things work is a good thing.

Araragi and Shinobu's relationship just doesn't feel resolved with this house of cards they've built and the impetus is mostly on Araragi to get things to move in a better direction.

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>>141984527
>>141985243
>>141986474
For the love of god, please give source

>>142050488

>Plus, giving up on Senjougahara to romance Shinobu means effectively giving up on his life as a human

yea this is definitely a huge theme

>Senjougahara seems to know...

I think you can make a chase for what you say here but I'm not sure I agree with this. Crab is way to smart and given what she's gone through she's not going to lie to herself or put up with falsehoods

I think she knows exactly what's going on, I only wonder how far she's willing to share

going back to my first quote of you I think this is a huge part of it, if she' can't deal he doesn't stay human

you may be right and it goes poisonous but I genuinely think she cares more about his honesty and genuine care for her more then being exclusive

and in the same way Shinobu cares more about having him care and not die and not leave then actual sex,

it can be hard because the ecchi blurs the line between serious and not but I think Shinobu cares more about the intimacy of time spent together than anything sexual... I mean what's 80ish years to someone who's been alive for over 600, I don't think Shinobu has any problem with the current relationship

>Araragi and Shinobu's relationship just doesn't feel resolved with this house of cards they've built and the impetus is mostly on Araragi to get things to move in a better direction.

now crab would be where the problem starts, is she ok with the emotional intimacy between the two... if I were the author I think developing the relationship between crab and bat would be how I'd resolve this... assuming he wants to go happy ending

>Part of this pretending involves Araragi and Shinobu pretending their very hardest that they're not actually in love, which is a shit situation for both of them.

I don't think they are pretending... I think the love is pretty clear to both of them, I think the lie comes in from pretending that not physically acting on it makes a difference in relation to crab

>>142050847
I'm pretty sure that if you ask just about anyone who has been in a relationship they'll say that their partner being seriously in love with someone else, even if they don't get physical, constitutes cheating. So I'm not talking only about sex when I say cheating.

>I think the love is pretty clear to both of them
I'm they both know that they're in love. Yet Araragi and Shinobu are both spouting a bunch of bullshit about how their relationship can't be defined in terms of love, or how they're not happy together during Owari 2. So they're still not admitting it to themselves.

>[Senjougahara] cares more about his honesty and genuine care for her more then being exclusive
That's my issue with the whole situation: Araragi isn't being honest about what's going on.

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>read Kizu
>made me realize that Cat is best behind Bat now, even in front of Monkey

>>142049966
I don't think that Kiss-Shot was particularly afraid of Araragi abandoning her. But yeah, continuing to call her "Shinobu" says a ton.

>>142051128

>So I'm not talking only about sex when I say cheating.

fair enough, if we're talking emotionally then I agree but only if crab doesn't know or is upset about it

not all relationships come with 2.5 kids and a picket fence and all that

> together during Owari 2

k, this is partly my fault as I might not have seen this part yet, I'm waiting until more of it comes out to watch the Anime in a chunk, I hate pausing in the middle

I might just give up and go dig up the manga

>That's my issue with the whole situation: Araragi isn't being honest about what's going on.

has there been anything specifically indicating what Gahara thinks about all of this in the last season?

>>142051340

I would argue that is her biggest insecurity, whether or not she rationally knows he's there

>>142051350
>not all relationships come with 2.5 kids and a picket fence and all that
Yeah, but you should still default to the strict definition of cheating unless you've discussed otherwise, even if that is awkward.

>has there been anything specifically indicating what Gahara thinks about all of this in the last season?
There have been hints, but it's hard to tell.

We know that Senjougahara knows about Araragi's relationship with Shinobu. We know that Araragi doesn't like to tell Senjougahara any specifics about it, though he got the idea across that Shinobu is important to him. Senjougahara specifically asked for Nadeko to spare Shinobu at the end of Otori and specifically asked Kaiki to save her during Koi. She also gave Araragi advice on how to be a "special person" for Shinobu during Owari 2.

>>142051684

>Yeah, but you should still default to the strict definition of cheating unless you've discussed otherwise, even if that is awkward.

agreed but this show has a habit of showing stuff in an order to make it look one way only to later show something else out of order and changing the meaning of the original part

I mean I love some of the depth this creates but ffs sometimes it's really hard to know what the author is trying to convey

>>142051373
I guess. It just seems to me that Araragi has way more of a reason to be afraid of Kiss-Shot abandoning him since he did force her into their arrangement and she lost all her powers and she was pissed about it for months.

How does Kisshot know how she looks like if she does not have any reflection?

>>142051767

I would have agreed up until the back in time arc where we see her give up her alternate give up her life because she realizes they could have been together

>>141983468
Short haired bat best bat.

>>142051804

they talk about how this isn't a problem for her, she can look like whatever she wants

she also was human once

>>142051747
Yeah, it can be hard, but trying to read into everyone's actions in the meantime can be fun. My best guess for why the status quo is the way it is is a combination of awkwardness and everyone trying to avoid hurt pride. Araragi doesn't want to feel like a cheater/two-timer. Shinobu and Senjougahara don't want to feel like they're in a romantic relationship and can't keep a monopoly on their man.

>>142051804
She said in Tsuki that she was so stupidly powerful that she could force herself to have a reflection.

>>142022586
Where is this from?

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>>142051885
Koyomimonogatari. The web series.

Is there a pdf of Kizumonogatari yet?

>>142051871

that's why I'm thinking there needs to be some CrabxBat

if they have some type of relationship outside of Araragi then it balances

I mean I can't see either of them leaving him without either violence or other major issues

so unless the author is going to either leave it unresolved or have an unhappy ending or have Shinobu dying to save Araragi allowing him to go back to being fully human I just don't see how they can resolve this triangle

honestly my bet is that Bat either dies saving him or sacrifices herself to become a goddess again because there is no other way I see this playing out with a conclusion and both have been foreshadowed

still think the happier ending is sisterwives though

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Shinobu is a rare case of something being both incredibly cute and sexy at the same time. She evokes my fatherly instincts but at the same time I have strong urges to fuck her silly.
She is my guiding moonlight, literal perfection.

>>142052015

it's ok man I wanted to fuck everything at 17 too

hell even inanimate objects were not safe

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>>142052043
>defying the divine elegance of her ideal forms
Repent.

I can't stand the Monogotari series and I don't feel like anyone agrees with me.

>>142052105
You're not alone, but even the autists on /a/ are well-adjusted enough to generally ignore things they don't like.

>>142052105
it's retarded as fuck but those characters designs and animation are lewd as shit. youre dick is probably just broken

>>142052190
I agree, that's the only thing I like it about and why I come to these threads

>>142051972
The goddess position has already been filled and I don't know what you mean by "sisterwives" but I only really see them accepting each other's presence and being friendly, not lezzing out.

>>141983468
Left, no pedo

>>142052239

>The goddess position has already been filled

damn where did I miss that?

>not lezzing out.

it doesn't have to be sexual

>>142052105

depends on why

don't see much point coming to a thread about a topic just to say you don't like it?

do you need someone to justify your feelings for you?


>>142052190

and you sound 12

>>142052345
I dont care what age my dick is faggot, I dont use my brain to watch anime

>>142052393

>I dont use my brain to watch anime
>it's retarded as fuck
>I can't stand the Monogotari series

well gee I wonder why you fuck sticks feel this way

>>142052393

the best part is you don't even get the author of this anime is mocking you...

>>142052345
True but I only ever see praise for it.

>>142052426
nigga, monogatari is a fanservice driven show with excellent lewd animation. the plot hardly matters and if you take it seriously than you might have brain problems. I still like the show but for more pornography related reasons

>>142052489

because the author is fucking solid

he took a shallow group of joke troupes, turned them upside down and inserted real relationships into them just to see what falls out

also if you don't understand Japanese or don't have a good translation you lose much of deeper meaning, as he likes to play with words

>>142052330
>where did I miss that?
Owari 3. I guess I'll leave the specifics out so you won't be too spoiled.

I still don't think they're going to get any sort of direct relationship. Senjougahara seems to be trying to live as normally as possible. Getting chummy with a vampire is the opposite of that. Plus, there are a whole bunch of supernatural reasons why Senjougahara and Shinobu directly interacting on anything resembling a regular basis is terrible.

>>142052501

see

>>142052487

Left

I want Teen Shinobu to smugly tease me.

>>142052548

>I still don't think they're going to get any sort of direct relationship.

I guess Shinobu tragedy it is then

>>142052489
That's probably because you're in a thread for it. The worst I see it called is bland and generic, another harem show, pretentious and masturbatory dialogue. I like it, but I can see why people might dislike it. The last point is definitely something I can kind of see, but I enjoy it for both the show's aesthetics and its characters.

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left. not a lolifag but unf

>>142052602

>pretentious and masturbatory dialogue

this might have some basis

>The worst I see it called is bland and generic, another harem show

this is people being stupid and not being able to understand something unless it's force fed

>>142052572
if an author "mocks" me and I still cum who's winning this fight? I take it youre araragi's age if you think this show is "mocking" anyone or is deep. shaft hooked up with this harem LN because it had a lot of fanservice potential and look what happened, people bought the BD's in ridiculous quantities and jacked it to this.

>>142052600

Shinobu isn't anywhere in Suruga Devil epilogoue :(

>>142052668

>if an author "mocks" me and I still cum who's winning this fight?

you've managed to take this to a meta level of autism son

> I take it youre araragi's age if you think this show is "mocking" anyone or is deep. shaft hooked up with this harem LN because it had a lot of fanservice potential and look what happened, people bought the BD's in ridiculous quantities and jacked it to this.

if all you are looking at are the pictures I'm not surprised you feel this way

>>142052748
She eats the fucking Rainy Devil parts and she is featured in Karen Ogre which is after Suruga Devil in the timeline.

>>142052814

oh shit you're right, so damn are they going to address the triangle then?

>>142052878
It looks like some sort of progress on that front is being foreshadowed, what with another ancient vampire coming to check up on Shinobu.

>>142052646

>tfw you'd stack a dozen donuts around your cock and let her nibble them all down, the last one getting a dose of fresh, hot glaze

I understand your unf.

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>>142052987
What if she bites your dick though?

>>142052791
I'm not weeb/truOtaku enough to know enough 日本語 to fully immerse myself in the intricate plots and satires of Nisio Isin, I'll give you that. As an EOP what am I supposed to do with this series other than enjoy the lewd?

>>142053212

there was a forum link a while ago to the scanlation group that had all the backstory in the text for each chapter, it's been years since I've touched anything but the anime out of simple laziness so google it I guess or beg someone in here for it

>>142053187
She's a 598 year old vampire. She's pretty skilled with her mouth and if she wants to bite your dick, it'll happen no matter what you do.

>>142053756
I want to cum all over her bangs.

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>>142053791
Wait for her to engage semen demon mode before that kind of thing. Sometimes you just have to just enjoy the cuddles.

>>141986512

What is this from?
I've seen something similar that's not censored but at smaller resolution

>>142042673
The audiobook sample give me nightmares http://www.amazon.com/KIZUMONOGATARI-Wound-Tale/dp/B01EJYA2AK

>>142055118
man, its pretty bad, but this might just convince me to get Audio books now, I might even listen to this before the movie.

>>141983468
Neither

>>142055118
>>142056315
Why is it that, even though the english voice of Shinobu pretty much uses the same tone for what she says it sounds so much more cringy?

>>142057668
because it's not Sakamoto Maaya

Why not both?


http://exhentai.org/g/938453/157a50b024

Kiss-Shot.

She's made for mating press sex and cowgirl.

>>142057668
Because Japanese is already an alien language with alien tones of voice to you, so no matter how weird said tones get, you just accept them. Whereas you can tell how weird it is in English, and that makes it sound unnatural and bad.

>>142014541
>Do you like my hug?
>I can't say no or yes
>Be a good boy and I will give you your legs and arms back

There should be a doujin where their situation is reversed

>>142045194
Someone hasnt heard about Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master and Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings

>>142058104
2cute2fap

>>142058104
Doll looks just like in the anime

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>>142062663
It takes true skill to reproduce perfection

>>142063222
does she pee or poop?

>>142040689
You can already preorder the two bakemonogatari volumes. They release at the start of next year/end of this year

>>142064343
She piss piss.

>>142055118
Shinobu's voice actress is the same is Shantae. It just dones't fit Shinobu at all. Why can't they pick the right people for this kind of thing?

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>>142058104
I always read it as Shinobu Fucker.

>>142064929
It's not wrong.

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>>142064575
She can piss on me anytime.

>>142055118
A-at least Araragis half decent r-right

>>142068108
Shinobu's dub voice is the worst one

>>142068274
Apparently Oshino's was pretty good too

>>142051323
I keep hearing this.
What happens in Kizu that makes cat so much better?

>>142004256
>>142021509

Pages from the C87 thing with the green cover

>>142069550
A couple BJ's, some handjobs, and some casual paizuri

>>142069550
everything

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>>141983468
Bloody Okojo Shinobu/Kissshot is the cutest!

>>142070029
So many untranslated Bloody Okojo doujins out there. I know they're heavy on text but his/her art is probably the one that is most loyal to the anime.

>>142070029
Fuck that Cat/Bee doujin, nothing but teasing.

>>142069663
Why is Hanekawa so giving?

Snake.

Do you understand that she is basically the purest girl in Monogatari?
I mean, she certainly tries to seduce Araragi and has some pretty big psychological issues before Nadeko Medusa, but in that arc it's Ougi that deceives her, which means that Araragi himself wanted her to become a God instead of his blonde loli. She probably wouldn't have done anything by herself, everything from Nadeko Medusa was just Araragi's fault and she was just a victim.

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>>142072070
As expected of Hachikuji.

>>142072238
Hachikuji is what holds the group together.

>>142072023
fuck off white knight nigger

>>142072311
>still not ignoring snakeposters

>>142072238
is that at Otakon?

>>142072309
Ararararagi would need a ladder to grope her.

>>142072311
Come on, every girl apart from the imouto (which aren't real characters anyway) and snake are awful human beings.

>>142072023
They actually talk a bit about the Nadeko Medusa stuff towards the end of Mayoi Hell (of the stuff that's been translated), give it a look if you haven't already.

Ougi achieves a number of things out of that whole incident
- it sticks someone at the Shrine in order to maintain balance, something Araragi felt needed to be done, though he (and Shinobu too IIRC) refused to offer up Shinobu to the role like Gaen was presurring him to do.
- sped up Araragi's vampire transformation
- got rid of another Excorcist (plus getting revenge on Kaiki was almost certainly something Araragi's had at the back of his mind of a while)

>everything from Nadeko Medusa was just Araragi's fault and she was just a victim.
Nah, it's not really Araragi's fault. It was Nadeko's choice to live the completely nonsensical life of non-resistence and dishonesty she was living, if not Araragi she would've found some other person to prop up on a pedestal.
He was inadvertantly making the issue worse, but there was no real way of him realising this until it was too late. Or did you seriously think back during Nadeko Snake/Karen Bee that she was a chick with issues as over-the-top as this instead of a dumb kid with a relatively harmless crush?

>>142072691
Warning: I don't care that much about this shit, I dropped it in the middle of Owarimonogatari, I just read the spoilers out of curiosity :^)

Yeah but isn't Ougi Araragi's own will in the end? So she basically did what Araragi really wanted, that is to stay with bat, using a girl who was vulnerable. Yes, Nadeko has her share of guilt because it was her choice to live how she loved and to follow the events, but while Cat for example was helped by Araragi she was deceived by him.

>>142050488
>Part of this pretending involves Araragi and Shinobu pretending their very hardest that they're not actually in love

But are they, really?

>>142073658
Ougi confirmed Araragi's feelings, yes. On Shinobu's side we don't have hard proof, it's just very, very heavily implied.

>>142073900
>Ougi confirmed Araragi's feelings
when?

>>142074159
Owari 2. She said that Seishirou is Araragi's romantic rival.

>>142074285
But is he, really?

>>142073658
What makes you think that they're not at this point? The two have had a couple chances to seperate, have Shinobu regain all her powers, and pretty much solve/prevent most of the problems that go on around Araragi at this point and they've both refused to go through with it each time

>>142074398
It's hard proof that Araragi at least sees Seishirou that way, which means that he is in love with Shinobu.

>>142074521
But does he, really?

>>142074602
Please stop shitposting. Ougi is Araragi so what he says about Araragi is basically true.