This is your blind date. What will you do with her?

bone her

>>141971270
non sexual rape

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Grope her tits

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Id leaveher and then hug the _bug_

Tell her I'm on my way to wizardhood and want to become a lich.

>>141971270
More like what she'll do to us. Disembowelment is highly likely.

>>141971270
Make her blind.

>>141971270
Listen to her drone on and on about Momonga until I mentally tune her out and browse /a/ on my phone while nodding my head in agreement every once in awhile.

>>141971270
Barter information about skelelord for favors.

Tell her if she ever plans to please Ainz, she better start training her sexual techniques

Volunteer my time for the glory of Ainz

>>141971270
dem handles

Extol the virtues of Momonga and explain I can help her with her Bicorn problems (so as to benefit her service to her lord of course)

>>141971270
Oh fuck me... And then run away...