Universal Rules of Anime.

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laser attacks are weighted and can be blocked by muscles

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Never be too happy, else someone will probably die

Tsunderes will almost always be flatchested and/or blonde

If your enemy beats you, don't forget to think about your friends to win this fight

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Things always bulge before they explode.

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Being stupid,oblivious,and useless gets you laid

The main character will always live alone and his/her parents will be either dead or traveling

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Keit-ai always finds a way.

The main character always has a tsundere childhood friend that will cockblock him everytime he tries to make a move with the main girl

Girls with pink hair and big tits have an annoying innocence to them along with an annoying voice.

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if you are a loser with no intelligence , future or any good attribute , you are going to get 2 or more girls with the body of a super model

bonus points if the character is a loser and a otaku

Rule 1: It can't be helped.
Rule 2: It CAN'T be helped.

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boob grabbing is something your always ashamed of doing, never proud

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>How to spot the /v/ermin crossboarder.