>Pikachu: 6kg >Hippopotas: 50kg

>pokémon
>physics

and how much does Dawn/Hikari's fat ass weigh?

>>141850111
Probably not much since she's 10 years old.

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>Dawn: ???kg

Given that Ash discovered the secret to immortality, carrying a Hippopotas is not a huge leap

>>141849860
>Being so dense, your head doesn't get crushed by a fucking hippopotas

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>>141849860
>Pokemon anime
>obeying the laws of the game ever

>>141851496
Not just immortality, he even managed to stop aging at all (sadly his brain also seems to have stopped growing up)

>>141849860
>Brock copping a feel
mah nigga

>>141849860
Hikari was the best girl, current one doesn't do anything for me

Fuck off, you already shit-up /vp/ with your non-canon autism over the inconsistencies of real-world logic in a fictional setting.

>>141856042
You seem upset

>>141849860
Makes sense, his brain is as dense as a brick

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>>141856042
one word, wailord

>>141857261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U_o-OR62NI

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>>141849860
>>141851393
That's nothing.

Satoshi-kun is stronk.

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>>141849860
>>141858596
He is always traveling, pokemon kids are über scouts, they are always active
Now the idea of dawn with some abs makes me diamonds

>>141857261
>Wailmer is 6 ft 7
>A full foot taller than Charizard
Fucking Pokémon.

>>141857261
It's literally called the Float Whale Pokemon, the entire point is that it's light as shit.

>>141851452
>>141858863
Fuck no wonder every girl stays with him despite is lack on interest in girls.

BTW anyone got the gif of him jumping 50ft in the air to reach Team Rocket's balloon?

>>141860677
It's light for a whale, but 900 pounds is still pretty heavy.

>>141861014
>Fuck no wonder every girl stays with him despite is lack on interest in girls.
It's called friendship, Anon.

Remember that episode where Ash punched Arbok and Weezing?

>>141862606
It's called wanting the D from a 6-packed male.

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>>141864427
Dawn's intentions are pure. She is an imouto-type with her own dreams, not a love interest.

>>141865383
She wanted the D just like the other girls did.

>>141865873
They are 10 years old anon

>>141866211
>only seen the western dubs.

Where's the one with Max carrying Munchlax? I'm pretty sure Munchlax is a literal ton.

>>141866530
What are you trying to say? They're 10 in the original.

>>141866704
12-13 in the Japanese version. They made it 10 for the western version to appeal to more kids and to keep the parents happy.

>>141867033
What? No, they're 10 even in the original anime. You're probably thinking about the games, which said that the trainers were older starting from Black & White and after the first game didn't really mention the age stuff. If anything, the dub actually aged them a bit by mentioning anniversaries and how they took one year to finish Johto, but those references were never in the Japanese version.

>>141867033
Literally the first episodes of the original and BW said Satoshi is still 10.

>>141861219
Not at the volume it has.
It's super light.

>>141849860
Maybe he knows Strength?

OP doesn't even lift I guess.

>>141865383
>imouto-type
imoutos want oniichan dicks

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>>141867814
Only in your lewd mind.

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>>141867033

>>141867538
>Delia Ketchum goes and fucks a Machoke.
>She becomes the only human ever to become pregnant with a Pokemon-Human hybrid.
>Satoshi is born 9 month later.
>She and Professor Oak keep Satoshi's origins a secret by saying his father ran away.
>Satoshi can never explain why he always shows this supernatural strength and abilities, or why he has such a fixation on Pokemon.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>kg

>>141869394
>not using SI units
peasant

>>141869394
Sorry, let me translate it for you:
Shiieeet ooga booga that's like x pounds yo, and it's tall like 10 of my grandma's feet!

>>141855400
10 year olds shouldn't

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>>141870616
Why not?

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>>141857552

>>141857552
What a beautiful performance.

>>141869394
Yeah, I don't understand why they just don't use imperial measurements.

I mean, what's so hard to follow?
50 walnuts is a pebble, 32.5 pebbles is a rock and 5 rocks is a fullhouse

SI is just for morons who can't follow simple rules

>>141866539
It's somewhere around 600 pounds if I'm remembering correctly.

>>141874512
More like 230.