Who have you impregnated?

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Mai senpai

>>141846016
Your waifu

My waifu.

Nobody

>>141846233
*you're

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>>141846016
>that filename

No one, I'm infertile.

>>141846016
My hand

Everyone on /a/.

Unfortunately nobody, girls gets cuter while being moms

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>>141846016
Best boy.

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>>141846016
Good luck raising 2 mentally retarded people.

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Most recently, Kino!

If my hand could get pregnant, I'd be the world's most prolific man.

;_;

My ex once because she lied about birth control, but she drank a fuckload of vitamin C and had a period.

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>>141846016
her.

>>141848028
Disgusting.

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Tomoko because I love her.

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>>141846016

>>141849778
Why does everyone hate mashiro?
ADHD animator chick is actually the worst though.

>>141846016
I don't think even far future gene therapies will be able to produce a viable fetus with a female lacking so many chromosomes.

Nobody, I'm far too shy.

>>141849892
I don't hate her, but the brunette deserved to win the MCbowl.

I don't know, probably I am not being objective. I just idolized things in her I couldn't see in myself. She studied, worked part time, and chased her dreams, all by herself, without any support from her family. I realize it's a fictional character, but I am sure there are some people like her out there, who can't rely on God-given gifts like exceptional talent or a well-off family to fund their ambitions, and thus have to bridge the gap with hard work.

And I really, really hate nothing more than seeing hard work go unrewarded.

I..I've ejaculated in my own ass!

My ex, it was a miscarriage though.

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>>141850108
Best grill comin through

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This miracle of the universe

I'm so fucked up.

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>>141846016
All of them.

>>141851704
Hard to disagree with this.
Thanks anon.

>>141853592
i hope she find it on the floor and just take it

Walter Mondale.

>>141846016
Myself, I'm actually pregnant.

I weep for the future of the human race if someone like me can have a child.