Shingeki no Kyojin - angry power metal midget queen edition

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Annie is love
Annie is life
Annie is everything to me
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out

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Which female shingeki has the hairiest armpits?

>>141756200
Depends. Are you one of those people that count Mikasa as a female?

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I want Bert to live a long and fulfilling life.

>>141755264
I think she loves African R'n'B and drum music, because she loves Ymir so much.

Maybe some traditional Egyptian music too, like this empowering piece of African music sung by a son of Ymir:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

Which is funny, because did you know that the Norse Deity called Ymir was also black?

#TheMoreYouKnow

>>141757620
Damn.

This single post taught me more about history than all of my history classes in school.

Thank you so much.

>>141756594
I want to kill myself as a sacrifice to the gods to keep Bortie alive.

>>141755264
Eren: screamo like Bring me the horizon, emo rock like Fall out boy
Historia: probably Taylor Swift
Mikasa: ACDC, heavy metal workout music, some kpop.
Bert: deep techno
Jean: country and probably plays guitar himself
Armin: classical music
Erwin doesn't show it in public and doesn't put on music often but secretly he is Katy Perrys biggest fan.

>>141757919
Hisu is canonically into Power Metal, tho

>>141757919
>Jean: country and probably plays guitar himself
Explain.

>>141757939
Good book, 8/10 would order the hardback edition.

>>141757940
lmao this, do these crossies from Tumblr not even read all the canon Isayama interviews?

>>141755264
Lyner listens to Nickleback and Bortie listens to some indie hipster shit.

>>141758212
What's your timezone?

>>141758225
GMT+3 according to this http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/lebanon/beirut

>>141758266
BST here. It just turned 12:01.
Time for lunch.

>>141758286
ah, time for some fish'n'chips, ay?

'av a nice fap too afterwards, why don't you guv'nor?

>>141758212
(You)

Happy now, bitch?

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>>141758314
Nah man, that's bad craic. Need to get a thick with seg. Wee dram too.
Northern Ireland my friend, no fish and chips for me, BST by way of association unfortunately.

>>141758405
I want to nibble on Erwin's sausage.

>>141758266
Yoo are you from Beirut anon? Cool place according what I've heard. Also take your (you).

>>141758378
T-thank you Muddy. :-)

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>>141758437

>>141758405
Just looking at that makes my stomach upset to be quite honest familia.

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>>141756594
Me too.

>>141758481
Can't beat a Belfast bap with a little bit of Sausage, Egg and Bacon. Dram of whiskey too and you've got the perfect lunch.
What would suit you? Would your favourite shingeki eat with you?

>>141758512
>Sausage, Egg and Bacon
No offence to anyone but I really don't like any of these.

>>141758448
No problem faggot-kun

>>141758540
Nothing wrong with that anon, different tastes for different people.

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Who /oats/ here? Also, post eating shingekis.

>>141755264
Levi listens to gangster rap. Trust me on this.

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>>141756154

>>141760671
Annie is just a quiet little fragile girl on the inside who wants to be saved by her prince.

>>141760926
She was born into a cruel world and was brave enough to make a decision

>>141760926
Biggest bullshit

>>141760926
KEK

>>141760926
>>141761024
>>141761053

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-PQHc8SU

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Who
>Sasha
here?

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This thread needs some PAPA ERWIN I think.

I like how these threads just fill up with shitposting during the breaks between chapters. It's pretty funny shitposting too.

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>>141761356

>>141757939
Annie is shit

>>141761433
You're an evil wanker. Annie is precious.

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>>141761242
I'm still waiting for that BSfag to help me fill my folder.

>>141761410
Kek

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>>141761473

>>141761433
LIAR

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>>141761749

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I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;

>>141762394
She's so cute and innocent :3

>>141762625
I want to cook her tasty meat and feed it to her.

Kenny did nothing wrong

>>141762783
SC are so wholesome

>>141762812
This. The MP are evil and so was Historia's mum.

>>141762847
Hissy's a skank anyway.

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>>141757620
Nice one m8

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Historia a perpetual loli.

>>141762900
Historia is PURE

>>141762625
She killed people.

>>141762900
Harlot, just like her mother.

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>>141763034
>owns literal child slaves
Mate. Come on now.

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>>141758087
You really think they have the mental capacity to post anything but >>141757620 ?

>>141763197
You just replied to the person who posted it. Apparently you aren't capable to detect bait.

>>141763173
Nothing wrong with getting kids to work

>>141763306
And so did you. Apparently you aren't capable to detect bait.

>>141763368
Sure, you were just pretending to be retarded.

>>141763306
>i was just pretending to be retarded!
Sure dude :^)

>>141763401
>you
I'm not him.

>>141763346
She diddles them though.

>>141763425
I wasn't the one who made the posts you quoted.

>>141763346
This is your queen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

>>141763483
>you will never get diddled by Historia
It hurts /a/

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>>141763572

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>>141761242
I'm.

>>141761473
Fuck I forgot about that album anon, accept my apologies. I'll make and post it tonight, I've been busy.

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>>141764046
Don't worry about it.

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>>141761296
How about Papa Mike?

>>141763122
>Hussy, Rico, Annie.
>Confirmed for /snk/ worst girls.
Not okay.

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>>141763122
>deleted

>>141764196
>pretending to be ricofag
You're the lowest of the low

>>141764285
This. Ricofag is based. Accept no substitutes.

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>>141764196
You offend me.
Poor ruse.

>>141764257
While the other shitposting remains.

>>141764257
Got more Bert close ups? I could do with filling my coffers

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>>141764423
Depends, how close is close?

>>141764501
Too close.Take it back about 6-7 inches

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Beautiful.

>>141764521
http://imgur.com/a/nhxtj/all

>>141764626
Cute. R.I.P. burrito.

>>141764662
ahahaha, wtf!?

>>141764662
My based anon.

>>141764795
>not having a stash of your waifu's panels

>>141764662
I love you anon

>>141755264
>Girls on Thrones

My fetish right here.

>>141755264
>angry power metal midget queen edition
Picked back up. What bands?

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>>141763034
Explain pic related then

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>>141764920
>your fetish is 50% furniture

>>141765203
Just look at that hussy diddling Mikasa

>>141765203
DELETE THIS

>>141765203
SKANKY FRAUD

>>141765301
kek'd. Thank you.

>>141765663
You're welcome.

>>141758405
Bout' ye? NornIron-anon.

>>141766212
I'm good brother sister?, and yourself?

>>141758512
You forgot the Tayto crisps anon.

>>141766247
Truth be told, I've always been a bigger fan of McCoys.
>That tayto factory though.

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>>141766240
Not bad anon

>>141766282
I've been at least twice haha. I kind of want to go to the 'other' Tayto Park. But we know what the better one is.

>>141765203
Mikasa and Historia forgetting about Eren isn't a bad thing.

>>141762900
Rico is the skank.

>>141766710
Only Mikasa is interested in Eren anyway, not Historia.

>>141766884
Denial stronk

>>141766926
Delusions stronk

>>141766942
Butthurt stronk

>>141766926
>>141766942
We all stronk

>>141766968
Don't worry, I'm not butthurt about you being delusional.

>>141766990
Always "indifferently" responding to every single bait post proves otherwise.

>>141766926
Are you honestly this delusional?

>>141766926
>>141766942
>>141766968
>>141766972
STRONK

>>141767040
HELLA STRONK

>>141767014
Good for you that you were just baiting and aren't really that delusional.

>>141767017
It's really hard to tell in these threads sometimes.

>>141767082
Bad for you that you're still butthurt either way.

>>141767125
Good for me that I'm not, but if believing that makes you sleep at night.

>>141767205
>still responding, proving me right

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Post all your Hisu/Levi now.

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>>141767454

>>141766657
Glad you're doing not too badly then.

I've only been once, though I feel that's enough. Bushmills Distillery though. You've been there?

>>141764662
Anon would you mind if use panels from this for some future meta post? I can happily give you credit if you like but I'm not sure if you'd want that. Yet you should know I appreciate you.

>>141766804
VERY not nice.

>>141767454
Absolutely disgusting.

>>141766804
Leave Rico alone. Rico's pure as maiden snow.

>>141767660
See >>141763524

>>141767498
Use them as you wish anon, it's my pleasure.

>>141767705
I like this song.
I don't get it ;_;

>>141767512
>>141767660
Rico a shit and so are the ricoposters.

>>141767745
You don't get the song?

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>>141767777

>>141767801
SLUT

>>141767785
I don't speak German and I don't know if the video is supposed to be representatives of what they're saying.
If you're saying the Queen is a slave driver, then I agree. Rico for Queen 2016.

>>141767777
>>141767801
kek

>>141767820
Be nice!

>>141767839
It's not slavery, the future of the SL depends on genetically modified super orphans.

>>141767820
The only real slut here is Annie and maybe the queen.

>>141767928
So...you're telling me that the orphanage and the slave children are actually the building blocks for a super army?

>>141767928
As being the anon post that song your interpretation makes me proud.

>>141767928
I thought we were using Levi for that? May as well put his Ackergenes to use.

>>141767954
Annie and Historia are pure angels, Rico a whore from the ghetto.

>>141767928
>super orphans
Maybe that's kind of fitting, since the song was originally about boxing.

>>141767974
>>141768044
Yes. Remember how the orphanage was supported by Levi? The reason being is because he also agreed to supply his DNA to Historia, who will then use it to engineer an army of super orphans that can beat titans with their bare hands.

This is the future of the SL.

>>141768044
>we

>>141768144
Ackermanns are useless jobber.

>>141768218
That's why these orphans will be modified. The jobber gene will be extracted.

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DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!
RICO FOR QUEEN!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!
LONG LIVE, RICO THE PURE!

Recent convert to Rico-ism, pls don't be mean about the shoop.

>>141768144
Supplying his DNA in what way anon?

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>>141768255
OH ANON!

>>141768144
How are retarded midgets supposed to be "super"?

>>141768262
What way are you thinking, anon?

>>141768255
That's actually really good.
Fuck Rico though.

>>141768286
Levi's just stunted. The rest of the Ackermans are normal.

>>141768255
Rico the Pure Shit.

>>141768255
A new contribution to the Rico folder. Thank you anon.

>>141768286
Dumb soldiers are perfect soldiers.

Rico looks like a lesbian librarian.

>>141755264
>>141768255
RICO FOR QUEEN!
GOOD FORM!

>>141768404
She also has ugly eyebrows.

>>141768387
Exactly.

>>141768404
Rico is too pure for touching girls in their private places.

>>141768424
And that's being mean.

>>141768255
hussy a shit

>>141768454
Rico a shit.

>>141768453
Yeah I'm not sure if Hange counts as a girl or not.

>>141768454
Hussy super shit. She touches Ymir and it's gross.

>>141768387
Apparently not, looking at the Ackermanns.

>>141768491
I can get behind this reasoning.

>>141768515
Then who do you suggest needs to be used to create super soldiers?

>>141768491
How can someone who has such shit taste rule us?

>>141768522
Ricoism teaches purity, good form and justice. Not like the hussy or the molester.

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>>141768491
Hisu a cute.

>>141768565
That's why Rico is the best choice for queen.
She's dutiful and loved only Ian, a brave and noble soldier who died saving his friend.
Hussy's cannot compete.

>>141768549
Rico x Manlet test cross

>>141768569
Anything as long as it isn't Ymir.

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Why ErwL can't be happy?

>>141768643
A super breed. This could be too strong.

>>141768569
Ricoism teaches people how to have bad hygiene, terrible haircuts and gross eyebrows.

>>141768667
Super strong angry manlets?

>>141768685
This slur campaign is weak.

>>141768643
How can Rico be used when she's been executed?

>>141768706
Super strong, loyal, manlets.
Whomever owns them could conquer the world.

>>141768725
The truth isn't weak.

>>141768734
That's a bit of a waste anon. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she can't be useful.

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>>141768734
Ocir is always here.

>>141768816
You're not fooling anyone with cheap sunglasses.

>>141768816
Rico?

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>>141767928
Soon.

>>141768404
Or a tumblrina. Especially with her anime hair color.

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IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE
AND ITS PAIN FOR ME
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST

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>>141768831
>>141768855
Just a normal soldier here. Not Rico.

>>141768898
Commit sudoku.

>>141768864
Kek.

>>141768864
>BRYH & Nile robot adventures never

>>141768929
Looks more like YH, tall Connie, Reiner and Nile.

>>141768781
>truth
As if I would believe someone who tries to make Rico seem smelly. You can tell from looking at her that Rico smells of berry.

>>141768996
Rico looks like a greasy weeaboo.

>>141768900
You sure look like Rico.

>>141768983
It's Bert's face with short hair. Maybe Franz, but he looks nothing like Connie.

>>141769043
Rico is clean and pure. Hussy is so greasy she slides off the throne.

>>141768983
At least Nile looks better there than he does now.

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>>141768917
Tch. Seems like that got you all riled up... nothing perusal, kid.

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>>141768255
RICOISM IS JUSTICE

>>141769078
Someone with gray hair at a young age is not clean or pure.

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>>141769128
She's blonde. Rico dyes because she's stylish like that.

>>141769187
Dying your hair gray isn't stylish.

>>141769219
Maybe not where you're from. Rico is a pioneer of wall fashion.

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>>141768569
>Ricoism teaches purity, good form and justice.
I can dig that.

>>141769274
Why would you want to look 10x older?

>>141769274
This. Rico is spanish for rich.

>>141769418
It actually suits some people and doesn't make them look older at all. Need to step up your fashion sense and follow Rico.

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>>141768255

>>141769481
If I convert to Ricoism, do I get riches?

>>141769582
Not really. The only people who do that are losers who work at Urban Outfitters.

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>everyone forgetting about the only true religion
Why would you do this to your God?

>>141769662
Kek.

>>141769662
Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night anon, Rico prevails regardless of your poor taste!

>>141769696
MOLESTER

>>141769696
I've never liked Bert or his God meme. He's cute though.
And so is Rico, I'm torn.

>>141769718
Go shop at Urban Outfitters ya pleb.

>>141769696
>Worshiping a molester

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>>141769718
>>141769756
>>141769811
Even Isayama would be ashamed of this blasphemy.

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>>141769789
>Urban Outfitters
Do they sell cute Otaku dresses?

>>141769823
At least Ricofags aren't saying I should worship her. Annie a best.

>>141769826
No. They sell overpriced thrift store-inspired clothing.

>>141769789
Or h&m.

>>141769882
In all seriousness, why wouldn't someone just go to a thrift store?
But Rico wears her uniform!

>>141769922
Indeed but hipsters don't use logic.

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>>141769972
Good thing Rico is all about that logic! She knows not to shop in stupid retail outlets that rip off hipsters.
Though hipsters deserve to be ripped off.

>>141770043
I bet there are hipsters inside the walls.

>>141770076
There is one with grey hair.

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>>141770076
Yeah, Rico.

>>141770114
I knew she was a shit for a reason.

>>141770102
Be nice anon.

>>141770114
CUTE! Not a hipster, clearly.

>>141769696
Bert is the one and only true God of mine.

>>141770114
That's actually pretty adorable anon.
Dresses and tights are my jam. The little jacket just makes it more innocent.
Would Hnnng

>>141769613
kek

>>141770191
Innocence has to do nothing with how you wear faggot.

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>>141770162
I'm glad. Godfag isn't around and my resolve isn't strong enough to defend our God from all these heretics.

>>141770246
I meant to say 'look more innocent' my bad

>>141770191
Rico is not for Hnnng.

>>141770252
It's only heresy because your perception has been warped. Ricoism is the true path.

>>141770312
Who is Rico again?

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>>141770312
I follow Isayama's word, and if he called Bert a God then that's the only truth for me.

>>141770335
A captain in the 1st Elite, and a pure maiden who should be made Queen in place of the deviant, Historia.

>>141770384
I have no idea who you're talking about.

>>141770384
Who?

>>141770312
I'll Hnnng the hussy queen and then I'll Hnnng Rico. There's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

>>141770416
I'll Hnnngh you.

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>>141770396
>>141770411
I know you know who she is!

>>141770416
You're a terrible person.

>>141770354
>I follow Isayama's word
You deserve to be misled by the enemy.

>>141770459
Characters who appear for two pages are easily forgettable.

>>141770493
Isayama is the only Creator, his will is the Truth.

>>141770509
>Two pages
That's funny anon.

Anyway, she's so pure she doesn't clamour for page space.

>>141770459
Still don't know who that is.

>>141770102
Boris?

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>>141770561
She served your false queen before her hussyness was exposed!

>>141770416
I want to hnnnggg Kenny and Moblit

Is there more Erwin/Hisu love?

>>141770549
>That's funny anon.
Okay three pages.

>>141770609
what the fuck? You're welcome to them.

>>141770597
Looks like Rico is trying to pass on her STDs.

>>141770627
Not that anon, but I think she's actually around quite a bit, just in the background.

>>141770043
Man, Rico's stats are insane. Those must be the best in the book.

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>>141770252
I'm with you. Just accept God's lead and truly devote yourself to Him. One day His light will purify everyone's heart before or after the inevitable end.

>>141770616
I've seen more.

>>141770627
>Three pages
Still not there!

>>141770668
RICO DOES NOT HAVE HUSSY'S STD'S

>>141770683
>Those must be the best in the book.
Nope.

>>141770683
She's OP as fuck in the guidebook, pretty good in the manga and baestly in the anime. But the guidebook is mostly just fan wank.

>>141770719
I see Rico and her flask of tainted slut water, trying to pass it onto minors.

>>141770719
>RICO DOES NOT HAVE HUSSY'S STD'S
She's obviously taking advantage of this poor girl here.>>141770597

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>>141770683
Bert's stats were awful, the book is a bit off

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>>141770698
Praise be.

>>141770739
Who else can compete on stat average with her? Zackley maybe.

>>141770776
Rico does not taint people! Hussy is the one enslaving minors for a super soldier breeding program!

>>141770793
She was helping the false Queen! She was exhausted and the dutiful Rico did her duty. Quiet your slander.

>>141770811
Zackley, Ian, Manlet, Erwin, Mike. I think Hanji and Pixis as well. Probably more.

>>141770809
>a bit
I'm not going to post all stats but the guidebook is full of bullshit. Isayama left it all to the assistants who don't know the characters and didn't supervise it at all.

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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray The Lord my soul to keep. If I should I die before I wake, I pray The Lord my soul to take.

>>141770860
Rico is the patient zero of STDs.

>>141770871
Ian was pretty beast.

>>141770887
This. I use the guidebook for fun speculation, even then I don't take the speculation seriously.

>>141770887
>Isayama left it all to the assistants who don't know the characters and didn't supervise it at all.
They probably asked Isayama questions and took notes, which lead to some missunderstandings. Isayama doesn't even check is own manga for errors.

>>141770894
My biggest fear is that when we die our Lord might not be waiting for us on the other side.

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>>141770895
Rico has a clean bill of health and is too pure for STD's. Your slander is heretical.

>>141764955
Utgard, of course!

>tfw I've been sucked in by metal writefag's bullshit

>>141770965
They probably asked him basic stuff, but in the end it's the same as leaving the book to a fan.

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I'm like, 90% sure there's some missing from this, but here are stats for funposting.

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>>141770941
Ian imba af according to this.

>>141771062
He was the leader of the 1st Elite, he was never ever going to be nerfed, that's why they had him die saving his friend from a Titans mouth Eren-style, he was too good to have around this late into the manga.

>>141771062
According tho this, the armored titan is also the strongest, and female titan has a "sexiness" stat.

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>>141771125
>female titan has a "sexiness" stat.
Good.

Rico is disgusting

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>>141771041

>>141771041
>Reiner has more mobility than Bert
Oh come on, I know the stats are editor wanking but this is too much. And since when is Nose a stat?

>>141771167
You're disgusting.

>>141771041
Kinda surprised at how shit Petra's stats are. Even Hanji is better than her at combat according to the guidebook.

>>141771202
Petra was best minor character, Rico is the worst

>>141771041
How has Sasha survived

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>>141770976
He does, you should let out all the doubt in your heart.

>>141771185
Fucking christ, that's beefy. Pixis is a meteor!

>>141771198
Like I said, this shits for funposting.

>>141771216
>Even Hanji
Her being better than Petra is not surprising at all.

>>141771216
>Even Hanji
Anon Hanji's fighting skills are pretty good, what are you talking about?

>>141771231
Petra was an awesome character and I'm sad she's dead, but she's no Rico.

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>>141771249
No, Zackley is.

Who has Hitch and Marlo's stats?

>>141771294
Zackley is just a retarded scatfag, they're kidding us.

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>>141771231
Rico and Petra made sexicals.

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Bert reminds me a bit of Iino from Gundam ZZ, with his nose, height and overall betaism

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>>141771302
I've got hitch

>>141771257
>>141771275
It's just that Petra was part of the special ops squad and had the most kills there and all that, so I expected her to have better stats.

>>141771353
I see but comparing her to Hanji isn't right. Hanji's really good both with humans and titans.

>>141771041
Historia's strategy and combat stats made more sense in the changed merch cards.

>>141771323
Rico a slut and a degenerate confirmed.

>>141771328
Eh, not really.

>>141771353
Hanji is still squad leader for a reason.

>>141771424
What does the merch cards say again?

>>141771353
Oluo had like 90 solo kills though.

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>>141771462
They pretty much switched the combat and strategy stats for her. Now combat is 4 and strategy 6.

>>141771185
>>141771294
>No spin-off with those stallions in their youth flying with the 3DMG.

>>141771323
>>141771427
RICO IS NOT FOR LEWD AND THIS IS A SLUR CAMPAIGN!

>>141771323
>>141771648
wew Rico

>>141771623
I feel like her combat should be average, such as 5.

>>141771338
>>141771347
>Average going to MP.
So how bad were the redshirts who went to the SL?

>>141771696
Stop being mean and lewd.

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>>141770809
Fixed

>>141771765
Rico is mean and abusive.

>>141771790
fucking hell. That's pretty good.

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>>141771794
Rico can't take bullying! Stop it!

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>>141771734
I don't know, Isayama actually said she isn't that great at MMA.

>>141771741
MP actually have the worst stats.

>>141771864
Rico a wimp.

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>>141771882
SHE'S PURE!
She's learning to sit the throne. Her good form will carry her away from your insults.

>>141771913
Her throne of dicks?

>>141771876
Kek, that's Nile stats? How Marie went for him? Speaking of women with low standards.

New chapter almost here

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Absolutely beautiful.

>>141771949
>How Marie went for him?
Well she obviously didn't check the guidebook to pick her husband. He was probably just charming or something like that.

>>141771741
Hitch only made MP because she fucked her instructor, don't think that everyone else is on her level

>>141772084
Boris' bullshit isn't canon anon.

>>141771294
>11/10 in flexibility according to Google Translate
Oh my.

>>141772170
Zackley is a kinky shit.

>>141772204
He's also kinky about shit.

>>141772160
Yeah, she had to blow Nile too

>>141771790
Fuck me Bort!

>>141772451
Tbqh I would too, as opposed to being titan fodder.

>>141772160
Boris was just jealous, because he is so irrelevant that even Bandits got stats but not him.

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>>141772451
Lies. Hitch got her place with hard work and effort like everyone else.

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Owners petting their Ackermann and telling them they're a good girl/boy, when?