Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu

>>141580154
WN:

http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

Spoiler pastebin:


http://pastebin.com/GbgUPSKZ

Reminder that the pastebin is a very short summary of the arcs so far.

>>141580279
>http://ncode.syosetu.com/n2267be/

The fuck am I supposed to do with this?

>>141580654
Read if you know moon.

so sell me on this

I know it's first and foremost another gary stu harem mmo wish-fulfillment but it's got some suffering in it. what sets it apart, aside from that

>>141580888
>another gary stu harem mmo wish-fulfillment

It's actually quite the opposite of that, its more of a anti-thesis of it actually. Think of this series as the monkey's paw of mmo/fantasy tropes. Not to mention the author himself hates those tropes.

What sets it apart from the rest is due to the fact that his strength isn't handed to him on a silver platter, he actually works for it. Not to mention It has a surprisingly largo amount of depth for a series as well as character development. What makes this series unique is also the fact that we may very well have a villain protag, though its not fully confirmed.

>>141580279
And it get worse.

I was reading this like "Really? *sigh*"

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>>141581671
Yeah it get's bad. But that's Mr.Sadist for ya.

*1.　20,985　*37,494　Owari no Seraph: Kyuuketsuki Mikaela no Monogatari Vol.2
*2.　16,946　245,896　Sword Art Online Vol.17
*3.　10,144　*91,221　Kokuhaku Yokou Renshuu Vol.4 "Koi-iro ni Sake"
*4.　*9,306　**9,306　Saikyou Series Vol.2 "Jinrui Saikyou no Junai"
*5.　*8,093　*49,536　Hidan no Aria Vol.22
*6.　*6,930　*87,567　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.1
*7.　*6,859　*63,067　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.2
*8.　*6,762　*52,479　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.3
*9.　*6,586　*32,012　Meitantei Conan: Junkoku no Nightmare
10.　*6,578　*95,162　Movie Ansatsu Kyoushitsu: Sotsugyou-hen

11.　*5,579　*41,425　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.4
12.　*5,505　*65,310　Bungou Stray Dogs: Dazai Osamu no Nyuusha Shiken
13.　*5,283　*87,362　Shinyaku Toaru Majutsu no Index Vol.15
14.　*5,209　*23,767　Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken Vol.7
15.　*5,045　*35,789　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.5
16.　*4,947　*28,831　Zutto Mae kara Suki deshita.: Kokuhaku Jikkou Iinkai
17.　*4,759　*52,664　Bungou Stray Dogs: Dazai Osamu to Kuro no Jidai
18.　*4,666　**8,692　Chuubyou Gekihatsu Boy Vol.2
19.　*4,607　**9,960　Kusuriya no Hitorigoto Vol.5
20.　*4,583　*28,438　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.6

21.　*4,491　*46,770　Bungou Stray Dogs: Tanteisha Setsuritsu Hiwa
22.　*4,473　271,552　Kokuhaku Yokou Renshuu Vol.1
23.　*4,251　*28,700　Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu Vol.7
24.　*2,746　*27,406　Boku no Hero Academia: Yuuei Hakusho
25.　*2,377　*31,353　Ansatsu Kyoushitsu: Korotan - Toite Minitsuku! Bunpou no Jikan
26.　*2,338　**6,702　LV999 no Murabito Vol.1

This I like

>>141582290
Will you look at that.

>>141581671
>*sigh*

>>141581104
Replying to bait...

The moment that anon say gary stu, mmo harem it should clicks on your mind how bad the bait was

This just went from decent to good, that fucking ep 6 ending.

>>141582290
>Re:Zero can't even beat Owari no Seraph and Saikyou Series that doesn't even have an anime yet

>>141583595
Are you sure you understand how these lists work?

>>141583595
>being this retarded.

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>mansion arc ends
>all that's left is suffering, snuff gore/torture porn starring Subaru, Rem and Beetlejuice and then additional suffering

>>141583616
>>141583652
How do those lists work anyway?
I'm only talking about the week's sales, obviously, unless you want to point out that Owari no Seraph's ~21k was beaten by Re:Zero's ~7k sales for the week.

Mansion arc end?

Good, can we get more Elsa and Felt now?

>>141584392
Won't end for another week or two. And we got many more characters to introduce in the next arc, although Felt should come back. No idea about Elsa cause I haven't read anything.

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Alright, so he can't tell anyone about his deaths, but what about writing it on a paper and giving it to someone?

>>141584392
Elsa will be in arc 4 season 2. But don't worry, there are alot more cakes where they came from.

>>141584589
He dies. He cannot tell anyone in any shape or form or he died. If they managed to read his mind involving the re-spawn, he dies.

>>141580279
Reminder that Reinhardt is the Tatsuya of Re:Zero:

>He has the following INCOMPLETE list of blessings:
>Sword Saint: Swordsmanship maxes out, and become able to draw Raid, the Dragon Sword.
>Arrow avoidance: he cannot be hit by projectiles. (this is why sword that Elsa threw went around him on its own)
>Arrow guarantee: any projectile he uses is guaranteed to hit the target
>Magic resistance: No curses, debuffs, or buffs can affect him
>Swiftness: He can move at superhuman speed. This affects mounts as well
>Riding mastery: He can ride any animals
>Initiative: He cannot be ambushed, and all initial attacks from Reinhardt connects
>First attack immunity: The first time an attack is performed at Reinhardt, it always misses.
>Preceeding attack immunity: The second attack and all following attacks misses him
>Rain blessing: He gains power in rain
>Sun blessing: He gains power in sunny weather
>Night's blessing: He gains power during night
>Morning blessing: he gains power during morning
>Item mastery: able to know how to use any item he holds
>Unarmed mastery: Very strong even without any weapons
>Blessing of Lake: Can walk on water
>Blessing of Mist: Mist do not hinder his view
>Blessing of Cloud: can walk on cloud
>Blessing of lightning: Lightning will never strike him
>...
>Taste king: No matter how he cook, the food will come out delicious
>Blessing of Frying, Steaming, Boiling: Complete mastery of all the cooking methods
>Clothes designing: Can design fabulous clothes that will surely start a fad
>Master Teacher: His students become successful in learning
>Training mastery: Can train not only his body, but also other people, to their maximum potential
>Poison immunity: Immune to all poison
>Illness immunity: Immune to all sickness and disease
>Power bleeding: Bleeding actually makes him stronger
>Blessing of the Phoenix: Upon death, he is granted a "continue?" once

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>>141583881
Oh boy, I can't wait.

>>141584589
>>141584646
Why is the witch so secretive for such a powerful creature who's probably capable of doing so much? It's not like there's a grand inquisition capable of one-shotting her somewhere.

>>141581871
It's even funnier when you find out the sadist and the author of Konosuba are both close friends.

>>141585048
She is sealed away somewhere. But she is strong enough to have bits of her power leak though the seal.

>>141584655
>incognito ln faggotry

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Any nice shots of Emilia on this episode? All I got was suffering.

>>141580154
>beginning of the end
The beginning of ''I dunno what the fuck is happening''

>>141585101
So I guess the witch needs either Subaru or Satella to unseal her somehow?

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>>141585120
I don't think there's any sadly.

>>141585156
Satella is the witch. Subaru is probably going to unseal her somehow, or pass the torch, or be her perfect twisted soul of a husbando.

>>141585116
I enjoyed that no one went in to refute that and the thread shortly died after.

>>141585469
ain't gotta refute bs

>>141585352
inb4 he becomes a Maou-type character.

I personally would like Subaru to destroy Satella somehow, just to prove a point that she made a mistake in fucking with him.

>>141585556
Not twisted enough for this author

>>141585064
Are they really?

>>141585593
He doesn't have to be Ishida Sui.
Actually, he's just lucky that more people are craving for darker stories because of the oversaturation of light-hearted ones.

>>141585714
Yes, the author for Re:Zero and the author for Konosuba are really close friends.

>>141585762
if you mean they share boipucci then yes

>>141585802
Konosuba's author said she was really into anal play. So maybe.

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>>141585864
You can hear them. Late at night.

>>141580154
Beginning of the end? It's just getting good and we still have 16 eps left

>>141585942
>16 episodes left

Wait this isnt a single course show?

>>141586019
course?

>>141585864
Where the hell would she state such a thing?

>>141586019
It's 25 episodes long.

>>141586068
>he hasn't seen the AV

>>141586019
Its 2 cour anon.

>>141585942
Anon you don't understand.
This is the end of the good times, it's only darkness from here on out.

>>141586098
>>141586121
Damn thats a relief, thought id have to wait for the TLs to get my dose of suffering.

>>141585864
>>141585937
Don't go shipping authors anons, it can just be a coincidence that Re:Zero's author is a sadist and Konosuba's author just like anal play. That and it is also just a mere coincidence they're really close friends.

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>>141586174

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>>141586115
Nani

>>141586174
You need to stop.

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>>141586174

>>141586508
Shush. I want to see where this goes.

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Anybody know a decent place to read the translated manga for this?

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>>141586174

>>141586174
Do you think they both wear tracksuits?

>>141586687
any manga hosting site, TL site or you can just torrent it from nyaa

>>141586715
Let's face it, they probably do. Tracksuits are comfy.

>>141586715
>>141586841
Do you think they fug in them?

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>>141586174
Yeah, coincidence.

>>141586715
>>141586841
>>141586874

this is my fetish

>>141586687
Same place you get literally all the rest of your manga.

>>141586174
Quick, someone post pics of these authors. Please.

Someone just spoil me. What happens next, LN fags?

So who's that crazy wizard with the wicked smile? What does he do to Subaru to make him look so fucking scary in that one image, circulating around

>>141587019
Honda dies again

>>141587019
Just look at the pastebin, there is a very short summary there.

subaru doesn't mean pleiades

>>141587019
Read the pastebin

Make sure to give your feedback in this thread.

Can someone this spoil for me, will Beatrice remember him after this death since she's outside of the library?

>>141587057
>crazy wizard with the wicked smile?

Megumin?

>>141587059
That's like the summary of the entire series.

>>141587172
Nope, but she does read his surface thoughts about his "past lives" revolving around it even if it's vague.

>>141587057
That's Mitsubishi, He's basically the Witch King aka Sauron

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>>141586174

>>141587057
The one everyone calls a magical negro?

No clue.

>>141587057
Your average fetishist.

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>>141586174
Uh-oh there they go

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>>141586874
You are asking too many questions that should be left unanswered

>>141586874
Maybe, you never know.

>>141581671
>*sigh*

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>>141586174
Maybe the Megumin harassment is just like...

Maybe the Rem AU is just like...

>>141585556
Nah, what's most likely is that Emilia and Subaru will have a schism and she says something irrevocable in the spur of the moment like 'I never want to see you again, I never liked you, no one did - I hate you!'. Subaru will be despondent, all alone with Rem, finally giving into sheer despair and giving up on everything he's ever believed in. Everything he had ever done in that world, the hundreds of deaths, the courage and herculean effort he put forth? Rendered irrelevant and pointless. The only girl he ever loved who trusted him 100%, no one can even remember, let alone see and is a vegetable. To make things worse, at that point I'm sure he'll go through with the final step to free Satella so he can finally be free of this nightmare, once and for all, or as a last-ditch effort to somehow save the last girl in the world that trusts and loves him, Rem.

Of course, Satella will confront Emilia at some point to taunt her with the truth, the hundreds of horrendous deaths Subaru went through, many by the hands of his closest friends, Rem being blotted out of existence and her very soul being perverted.

Ends with Emilia getting killed and Subaru killing himself, only for Subaru to return to life mere seconds before she died. He'd be forced to watch Emilia die over and over and over and over again, entirely powerless to stop. Then, he will finally break, lose is his mind, and become Satella's perfect husbando.

That's my headcanon anyway. Oh yeah, the scent of the witch will, at some point (give it a few more volumes) be noticeable by ordinary people, and Subaru will become more and more repelling, and lonely. Even his closest friends could wind up leaving his company at a point that the witches' scent becomes so strong that they can't just chalk it up to a curse, and Subaru's inability to explain it would only serve to inflame the situation. After so many deaths, the only person who would or could accept him is Satella.

>>141587911
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
You are going too far.

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>>141587911
I think its time to put on the breaks anon.

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>>141587911
KEEP. GOING.

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>>141587939
>the only girl who ever loved and trusted him 100%

Literally who? Because it's definitely not Rem. Unless today is opposite day.

>>141586174

i wonder if they hang out at urobuchi's house

>>141588089
It literally is Rem.

I'm confused, who the fuck could even be the killer?
And why did Rem and Ram react so murderously to Subaru, could they not have questioned him in a more civil way?

>>141587911
Ok, hold the fuck up.

>>141588227
woof woof

>>141588227
The Witch's scent.

Not to mention you'll find out who the killer is soon enough, but god damn will it knock you on your ass.

>>141588227
Well, think. How could Subaru have been afflicted with the curse the first two times, but not the next two times? What did he do differently?

And why would it get Rem instead?

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>>141587911

>>141588310
>the first two times
>not the next two times

There's a flaw in your logic. Subaru died in his sleep the first time. If it was the curse he may have woken up puking his guts out, we'll never know for sure because we don't see how he died. More than likely Rem walked up to him that night while he was sleeping and instagibbed him.

The second time he was afflicted by the curse but then 2-shotted by Rem before finding out whether the curse is fatal.

The time after that he died before the fifth night, murdered by Rem and Ram at sunset.

And the last time he was protected by Betty, but killed himself anyway.

>>141588301
>woof woof
>>141588310
>How could Subaru have been afflicted with the curse the first two times, but not the next two times?
Are you fucking kidding me? The one to curse him was the dog that bit him during the times he went shopping with Rem?

>>141588494
Maybe.

So I've heard that apparently the novel gets to ridiculous amounts of edge.
Does it reach the level of snuff the Shieldbro WN reached? I still get slightly nauseous when I remember Bitch's first execution

>>141588494
No

>>141588494
yes

>>141588547
Read the pastebin posted in the thread and see for yourself.

But its not edge, just think emotional guro. Or suffering, lots and lots of suffering.

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>>141588656

>>141588434
>Rem walked up to him that night while he was sleeping and instagibbed him
But Subaru never did anything that could be considered suspicious the first time around, unlike in the 2nd or 3rd loops. All he had was the witch's scent, and that by itself wasn't enough to convince Rem to make a move.

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>>141580279
You call that a short summary?

>>141588736
Yes. Its a big series anon. Around 430+ chapters worth. Its also still ongoing.

>>141588727
What did Subaru do that was suspicious enough to be murdered? Having the witch's scent was the only reason Rem wanted him dead. Ram was the one reporting to Roswaal whether or not Subaru could be a spy, and even she thought it wasn't likely at all.

>>141588784
So Emilia just not able to smell the stench of the witch on him?

>>141588784
In the second loop, he was sneaking to Emilia's room in the middle of the night.
In the third loop, he hid outside the mansion and spied on them, even though he said he was leaving.

>>141588837
Nope, nor most of the people in the mansion for that matter.

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Betty > Felt > Emilia > Ram > Rem

Before I invest a fuck ton of hours into reading the LN/WN I need to know, does the MC ever fucking learn to fight or is it gonna be Scooby Doo and the mystery of the killer every arc?

>>141588926
>sneaking

The guy was puking his guts out, falling over and stumbling into walls. If she was worried about him getting Emilia sick she could've led him to the bathroom, not take a chunk out of his upper torso and bash his face in. What the fuck was she doing with that deadly weapon in the middle of the night anyway? It's almost as if she was already out to kill him that night to begin with.

>>141588985
Puck > all

I really wish this wasn't already a novel series so people could into speculah collectively.

>>141580154
is blue gonna stay ded?

>>141581104
I can tell spanish is your first language.

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>>141589093
>>141589093
He learns to fight.

Dark Lord/Jackie Chan Subaru didn't come from nowhere you know.

>>141589169
Yes this is sometimes the issue when things get spoiled beforehand. I usually just watch the anime first then reread anything that was missed instead of throwing a bitch fit if they skipped over something.

>>141589223
Surprisingly it isn't, Finnish is.

>>141589223
>largo
lol

>>141589149
this, i love you

>>141589282
You're doing a fine job for someone whose first language is finnish.

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>>141588985
Excellent taste.

>>141589110
>The guy was puking his guts out, falling over and stumbling into walls.
She probably didn't even notice he was sick. She attacked him from a distance after all.
>What the fuck was she doing with that deadly weapon in the middle of the night anyway?
She was already suspicious, so she was probably standing out in the hall keeping watch. Just in case.

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LN fags, will we see more of this semen demon in the anime?

>>141589282
fugg :-DDD

>all these great girls
>even more suffering
SOL spinoff when? Surely we deserve it.

>>141589399
You will see her in arc 4 season 2. But don't worry, there are more cakes where they came from.

I hate weak ass MC's, I got a feeling this shows gonna get old real fast

>>141589378
>she was already suspicious
>she didn't even notice he was sick and attacked him from a distance

You're telling me that if he ever got up to take a piss at night she would be waiting outside the room to murder him? Did they provide him with a bedpan for his stay at the mansion?

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>>141589093
You'll be able to see in arc 3 of the anime. Further on in the arc he can hold on his own, but against super-strong enemies he isn't much of a threat obviously, not as of yet that is.

>>141589266
The only series where I couldn't resist and just went straight for the novel while the show was airing was Rokka no Yuusha, but I'm not sure how much longer I can restrain myself from reading Re:Zero.

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>>141589466
He gets stronger as the series goes on anon, he works for his strength. That's one of the reasons I've stuck with the series so far. He isn't super-strong as of yet but he's getting there.

>>141580888
>it's first and foremost another gary stu harem
Nigga what?

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Reminder that Betelgeuse did nothing wrong.

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>>141589556
hek ye boi das wat it do loke.

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>>141589570
Delayed gratification is always better then instant but its really up to you pal.

>>141589466
I also hate weak ass MC's but within the context of this show it makes sense since he is just a modern day human in a world with fantasy elements.

Hopefully he can use his limitless time to give himself an edge in combat for future incarnations.

>>141589556
>Daily reminder that him and his party took this gargantuan beast and it's owner down

But for what price?

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INTERNAL SUFFERING.

I want to do lewd things to Beatrice

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>>141589646
>But for what price?

The price he had to pay wasn't worth it at all.

>>141589537
>You're telling me that if he ever got up to take a piss at night she would be waiting outside the room to murder him?
Having the witch's scent is kind of a huge deal, especially for Rem, so maybe? But heading specifically to Emilia's room is what convinced her. If he was just heading to the bathroom she probably wouldn't have acted. But no one can say for sure either way.

>>141589731
Sauce?

>>141589595
And yet he still ends up with roughly the same power gap to close. I see no point.

>>141589731
I absolutely need the source for this at all costs. Please, if you have information that can lead me to this, share it!

>>141589767
It's because he keeps on fighting stronger enemies. But if Subaru were to fight the thieves he met in the first arc he would've whooped ass. Literally every enemy he's fought so far is fucking broken.

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>>141589753
>>141589788
Stop being so kinky on porn, if you want kinky time, wait until the wise magical negro appears.

>>141589888
Its funny because he is both very wise and very magical. But one hell of a fucked up fetishist.

>>141589888
Post the image of Subaru doing the head tilt.

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>>141589931
>>141589932
He did nuffin wrong, look, he's helping Subaru with his side-to-side aerobic exercises!

>>141589977
How far is the anime from this? I want to witness true suffering.

>>141589607
Literally did everything wrong.

>>141589888
>>141589977
Things like him who enjoy suffering usually get a shot to the head.

>>141589282
t. Finnish person

>>141589977
soon this is arc 3

>>141590004
Arc 3

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>>141590004
About maybe more than a month maybe?
>>141590008
Man, you know nuffin, look! he's giving a hand to people in need.

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>>141589556
>mfw I'm still holding onto that Jackie Chan ending.

>>141580279
What the fuck is reinhart holy shit, this nigga is broken

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>>141590147
That isn't even his full list. It literally says etc. on how power-list.

Reinhardt vs. Subaru when?

>>141590199
>Reinhardt vs. Subaru when?
Are you actually retarded?

>>141590199
Probably once he absorbs all of the essences and claim his rightful throne.

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>>141590105

Subaru does a Jackie Chan move every episode. How many Jackie Chan movies have bad endings?

>>141590199
Its bound to happen, let's just wait till Subaru bursts his pressure cooker.

So does Subaru get covered in Witch musk as he dies more or simply as he spends more time in this world?

>>141590274
dies

>>141590285
Guess thats one way to stop him from powerfarming to godhood.

So after the mansion arc there's just suffering and shit?

>>141590274
As he dies more or when he starts to have get closer to to witch route. We don't know as of yet what strengthens the scent but it has alot to do with negative thoughts and feelings, which Subaru has an abundance of.

>>141590199
good lord this guy is destined to be the hero isnt he?

>>141590317
No, lots of happiness, joy and heartwarming moments. THEN you get multiplexed into the abyss.

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>>141586174
They probably go drinking with Yoko Taro.

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>>141590317
What, did you miss all the suffering before this arc?

That's what this show is, Anon. An exercise in continued suffering

If Reinhard is broken, why doesn't his sword cut concepts like a witch's scent?

A conceptual sword would have been Subaru's ticket out of the witch's bullshit.

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>>141590334
Did you really think Subaru was the hero of this story?

>>141590233
>He doesn't know

>>141590387
Satella is stronger than him. It takes a Sword Saint, a Sage and a Dragon just to seal her.

>>141590387
He never wished for it

Why would he wish for that? What part of that is heroic?

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>>141590365
Shit

>>141590387
because once Subara sits on his throne reinhard will be the only that will slay him

Ram>Rem
At least Ram put him out of his misery so Rem wouldn't torture him further.

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>>141590249
I can only think of one.

>>141590331
If Rem absolutely detests the scent of the witch, how can she stand to hang around Subaru more than 5 days without trying to kill him?

>>141590472
Either read the spoilers or just wait

>>141590472
Oh man, this is where the worst girl turns into best girl in arc 3.

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>>141590458
Ram x Subaru is my /o/tp

>>141590412
Lame.

>>141590419
Why the fuck not? There's nothing heroic about Yuusha from Maoyuu having a nuke that can flatten a mountain.

>>141590390
>>141590438
Not a fan of the hero-dark lord dualism in general, especially if there are other ways around it.

Post your best girl rankings:

Satella
Reinhard
Arc 3+ Rem
Arc 1-2 Emilia
Ferris
Beatrice
Felt
Arc 3+ Emilia
Elsa
Arc 2 Rem
Ram
Queerclown

>>141590530
Throw puck somewhere near the top and that will sound about right.

At least Re:Zero's given me the inventive to start learning moonrunes again, since I know I'm going to get cucked by >translations never.

>430 chapters in, Rem STILL hasn't woken up from the coma, or have anyone else remember her.

Fuck I don't know if my heart can take this.

>>141590365
You and your 5's, Atem.

>>141590530
>Reinhardt
>Ferris
>Queerclown

They're males but I guess..?

>>141590585
We will wait.

She will get that wedding ring someday.

>>141590530
nice meme list

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>All of these people who don't believe in the Jackie Chan ending

Just you wait, everyone will get their happy ending.

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I think I would have cracked at some point and at least attempt to kill the people I suspect then just reset if I was wrong.

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>>141590472
I'm going to tell you this now. The way Rem and acts and talks around/about Subaru will make your heart melt. She is such a sweetheart.

>>141590680
A better ending would be everyone, even Satella, is killed by aliens, and Emilia and Subaru's child are taken for experimentation.

I salute anyone who recognizes this particular ending.

>>141586174
>Emilia is voiced by Megumin
Hmm

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Here's the meme

>>141590680
New Jackie Chan in the new Rush Hour is better anyway. He's leaner, taller, and younger.

>>141590720
That's probably one of Subaru's only merits is his willpower. But what is a pressure cooker that can't let out any steam right?

>>141590776
Delete this.

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>>141590740

You say she's a sweetheart, but this page looks like foreshadowing of how she really feels.

How do you know she's not faking it?

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>>141590720

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>>141590821
You will see and I will wait.

basically, rem is lovepon

>>141590821
He lives out a bunch of different time lines. In one of them they elope together and get married.

>>141590720

Killing innocents will further unhinge you.

SanPoints > HP

Just read Berserk, kids. That's real suffering. Not this kiddie time loop bullshit.

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has there ever been another anime where the LN fags "JUST YOU WAIT" to this degree?

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>>141590876
>getting married

She's playing the long con. Also not canon.

>>141590898
Please read the pastebin before posting. While Berserk is also suffering and I'm also a fan of that series this also gets pretty bad.

>>141590884
He is already cracking and getting no where most of the time. Granted he puts on a great facade he is fine.

>>141590898
>edgelord: the manga

>>141590919
MIsmarca?

>>141590919
Not an LN but Madoka Magica?

Also, this series isn't originally a LN, its a WN.

>>141590585
That spoiler tag. If you already know that, why bother learning Japanese? I was at the end of arc 4 when I read the spoiler, and I don't even bother reading more. Just going to wait for summaries from now on.

Fuck reading and waiting.

The best end is that he marries Lia and becomes King in doing so, unifies humanity and then hooks up with Satella and becomes the Demon Lord

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>>141590933

It's perma damage, anon.

You don't want any more than necessary. Killing innocents will definitely put him on the Dark Lord path.

>>141588784
>Having the witch's scent was the only reason Rem wanted him dead
A good enough reason for someone she barely knew.

>>141590919
WN>LN>Manga>Anime

Clannad?

>>141590741
Is this from the cheesy B-movie Feast 3?

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>>141590963
god I hate WN/LN translations

>>141591014
Legend of Maian.

>>141590925
It's written by the author. Subaru fucks off with Rem and they get married with 2 kids. Arc IV proves the existences of multiple timelines.

>>141590898
This is worse than Berserk grandpa.

>>141590964
Summaries are just summaries though, they don't completely encapsulate the amount of suffering that takes place. I mean, you miss out on alot of dialogue, foreshadowing and internal monologues. Not to mention they only list key points, while the context is just as bad if not worse than the spoilers that have been posted.

>>141580154
So the most recent magna is 15 that came out on the fourth?

When's the next one?

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

SSS: Reinhardt
SS: Puck
S: Wilhelm, Garfiel
A: Priscilla, Emilia, Julius
B: Ram/Rem
C: Ricardo, Felt, Rom, Felix, Al
D: Your average soldier, Otto
E: An apple vendor
F: Subaru

How correct is this power ranking found on AS?

>>141590919
JUST YOU WAIT is more polite than typing out blatant spoilers and ruin your enjoyment isn't it?

>>141590981

The author has left things that can solve everything.

Subaru can get validation by the other Witch who is loose and knows everything about his curse and experience, and since she's so good at "simulating" things, they'll see and experience everything Subaru did.

If she feels like it.

Subaru really needs to prepare Reinhardt. Tell him to get gifts that will make him more available for Subaru to use.

Like knowing whenever a friend is in danger, remote viewing, and being able to communicate with people over long distances, and if he's a cheeky enough bastard, tell him to get the ability to see the future.

Power up Reinhardt so he can be a reliable tool in a Xanatos Gambit to solving Subaru's problems he can't deal with.

>>141591047
>multiple timelines

It was a "what if" chapter. Going by that logic there are infinite timelines and also one where Subaru showed Elsa she was living her life incorrectly and they got married with 3 kids.

>>141591096
Go to sleep Satella.

>>141591100
For arc 1 & 2 yes. But Post arc 3 he should be as strong as Felt and Rom. Maybe breaking even with Ram/Rem.

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>>141591076
No idea, but the koreans already have the third arc.

>>141591100
He later becomes rank D bordering on Rank C.

>>141590981
I've read this plot before. With the same names even

This author and the Konosuba author are good friends right?
I wonder if they ever played Rance together

>>141591044
That's why you gotta learn moon bro, it saves all the trouble.

>>141591118
JUST YOU WAIT hypes me like no tomorrow.

>>141590993
You literally have to be worse than Hitler just to apply for the Witch's scent anon.

>>141590778
>New Jackie Chan in the new Rush Hour
Huh?

>>141591318
That's why I said that

>>141591413
Oh, my bad.

>>141591413
>>141591432
haha holy shit I don't why I found this so funny, but you apologizing made me chuckle

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>>141586174
Yeah, mere coincidences.

>>141590359
Well, you can't have true suffering if you had nothing to lose.

>>141591524
fuck

>>141591100
Watch Subaru become a witch and be SSSSSSSSSS++ tier.

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>>141591524
>Do you know what happens when you take from a man who has nothing?

>>141590884
But in that madness you will eventually revert back to your sane self if you keep going deeper.

>>141591595
And then he gets one shot by a magical girl.

>>141591615

The likelihood is it becomes permanent.

>>141591171
wasn't that the witch of lust, not greed though?

>>>/wsg/1084953
The boy who leapt through time

>>141591630
>gets oneshot by Reinhardt
fixed.

>>141591491
When do we get to meet the kittens?

>>141591689
That was Envy anon. Lust has ADHD, Greed just wants to know everything. Satella is the witch of Envy.

>>141591667
You never know unless you find out.

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Is Emilia-tan really worth this much?

>>141591753
Arc 3. Also, prepare for a sausage fest in arc 3.

>>141591796
In some twisted sense you an anime-fag doesn't know yet. Yes, she is worth it.

>>141591796
Subaru thinks so, and that's why he's called an idiot.

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Why not just make him the MC? No one wants some wimpy ass neet as MC

>>141591801

And the kittens are also male.

So, should I be reading the light novels or the sebnovels instead?

>>141591861
Because then this would be the same as any other story.

>>141591879
Is ok as long as theyre cute.

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>>141591844
Don't worry anon I'm learning moon runes at fucking light speed to truly understand the depth of suffering from this series

>>141591796
Of course. At the end of Subaru's Journey, he'll finally become the perfect husbando, marrying her when she turns into Satella

>>141591861
Because Reinhardt's life is boring as fuck. All it would show is him taking care and training Felt. Damn lolicon.

>>141591895
Who truly cares anyway? The only ones who want something different are those who are constantly exposed to disappointing and outright weird concepts that are not even that good.

>>141591930
Is this true?

>>141580154
This anime gets shittier and shittier.

>Hurr durr he smells like witch
>Let's kill him even if he literally does less than an ant

>>141591888
Depends on what you want. The LN's are basically a touched up version of the web novel but many details are omitted as the author found them to be useless.

>>141591975
Yes.

>>141591979
Please, read the thread for fucks sakes. Hell, even read the spoilers if you want.

>>141591979
>smells like the source that killed nearly your entire race
>suspiciously moving around the mansion at knight
>staking out the mansion with a knife
>sister mysteriously dies 4 days after he arrives
>seems to have information but refuses to give it and runs away

>>141591979
Smelling like a witch is basically like looking exactly like Hitler in WW2.

>>141592012
>Please, read the thread for fucks sakes. Hell, even read the spoilers if you want.
Why should I? I am watching the anime and this is a anime thread right?

>>141592003
I guess its fine if he omitted details are pretty much useless then.

>>141592064
You're complaining about details that would make sense if you added 1+1 together.

>>141591763

I would assume that's why she's called the Jealous Witch

>>141592051
Just a thing, Ram can't detect the witch's smell

>>141592064
You're in the wrong thread for that mate. This thread is mostly consisted of discussions of the WN and LN. You're looking for the other one.

>>141591796
I would drop everything if got out of hand.

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>>141591979
Did you see him peeling the potatoes? Fucker wasted enough food to feed all the kids in the nearby village. A painful death is too good for him.

>>141591603
>>Do you know what happens when you take from a man who has nothing?
Facebook videos of homeless people have shown me they are more than willing to give away their last bit of money out of self-sacrificial kindness. Taking from them should be no different.

>>141592051
Oh gee why not fucking ask him? You just don't go and kill someone because he kinda looks like someone else.

>>141592114
Her sister told her about the smell.

>>141592114
But she can kinda guess who killed her sister.

>>141591879

Haven't you ever heard the old expressions "A cat is fine too" and "It's okay as long as it's cute"?

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>>141592051
killed nearly your entire race, what the fuck are you talking about? the sister died the only time he stayed put

fucking LN cucks

>>141592157
>>141592153
Exactly

>>141592053
No it isn't this is far more retarded.

>>141592167

From what I read a couple weeks back, clown man killed off most the oni race and blamed it on the witch cult or some shit.

>>141592119
How could I know this? This thread is the one with Episode 7 in it's title.

>>141592151
>ask him
>witch curse prevents him from talking about it
>hes clearly hiding something
>torture
>dies anyways

Wow that was productive.

>>141592151
Emilia kinda looks like Satella. Rem should kill her too.

>>141592147
If only it was material things that were taken from him.

>Muh random people I just met
>They kept my hands warm for 5 minutes
>Better save them even if both of them are responsible of killing me
This anime is a comedy right?

>>141591603
Nothing really. Sure, they might succumb to depression, but it's a dull apathetic depression.

If they don't have any hopes or dreams, how can you crush them? If they don't have a waifu, how can you cruelly tear her away from them? If they have nothing to be happy about, how can you twist that into an even greater source of anguish?

You can try taking from a man who has nothing, but it's always best to let them think they can have something first.

>>141592167
ignorant anime only is the only cuck here

>>141592218
No, the witch curse prevents him from talking about his power not the smell.

>>141592157
Considering Subaru had nothing to do with her sister's death, and Betty provided a rock solid alibi for him, Ram is shit at guessing.

>>141592234

Only if all anime is.

>>141592234
Less internal logic than Mayoiga

EXECUTE

Dark Age people acting retarded.
Nothing else to expect here.
The contrivances caused by the witch's curse isn't helping either.

>>141592224
This, tbqh senpaitachi.

>>141592258
>Queerclown asks if he had anything to do with it
>Can't reply due to the risk of triggering the curse

>>141592257
>he doesn't know why he smells like that
>says so
>gets tortured since they assume he's lying
>dies

wow that was productive

>>141580154
When will griffith appear?

>>141591763
Satella porn when?

>>141592288
He can say "No" but LOL PLOT DEVICE CURSE. You do know that the curse allows him to say "no" right?

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>>141592167
>He doesn't know.

>>141592217
The first post in the thread was made by OP, you can already tell his aim was to talk about the WN.

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how come suzaku telling lelouch that he has no idea why he smells like a witch leads to him him getting geassed?

>>141592313
Too late, they wouldn't believe him with him acting all nervous and shit.

>>141592313
>>141592288
Subaru's a faggot because he can't lie. He knows something is up. He knows the shaman cursed Rem. He chose the faggot way instead of telling
>Nope, I know nothing, how the hell would I do that if I was with Betty the entire time?

>>141592313
Based on the fact that MC seems to be a complete retard, even if he said no his suspicious ass behavior would make them doubt him and likely end with torture.

>>141592313
>Implying people will believe him
>Implying he can just cover up what he knows
>Implying the three of them can't read surface thoughts and instincts

Please.

>>141592363
why are people defending these texas chainsaw massacre people?

>>141592296
It is still stupid how they are jumping into killing him even though he was the man that saved Emilia. But muh witch smell is just terrible writing.

>>141592379
They are pretty harsh but you gotta remember the situation the country is in and how there are apparently people who want Satella to not advance down the path of obtaining the throne.

>>141592380
>person helping person in line for throne for no apparent reason
>even knew where her stolen insignia would be and told her not to go there
>knew puck's name even though they'd never met

He's an extremely suspicious person

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>the self-proclaimed "sophisticated" anons are back
I'm ready for these faggots to hang themselves already.

>>141592417
I think that's the problem with the anime only fags, they don't know how big deal Satella as Sauron tier ancient evil.

>>141592380
How so? It would make sense as he was directly influenced by Satella, not to mention his main power was a curse that was gifted to him by the same person. Not to mention he could ahve ulterior motives that revolved around him being close to Emillia that the other can't pick up on. What's a better way to kill your target or gather information than to get close to them right?

>>141592452
I actually ment to say Emilia but yea that too.

>>141592380
Saving Emilia isn't a reason for the maids or Roswaal to trust him since they don't seem to care about her wellbeing.

They left a princess candidate alone to go out into the city with no protection besides her pet cat that is useless by sundown. Roswaal is a really shitty sponsor.

>>141592380
Both the witch smell and the curse are both annoying concepts in the story. It's giving too many options for failure to claustrophobic levels.

>>141592425
>SUSPICIOUS PERSON
You said it. He is a suspicious person but that alone is a hilarious far cry away from deserving death.

>>141592473
>Roswaal is a really shitty sponsor.
He just can't stop trying to test Subaru. Clown's a faggot

>>141592488
>claustrophobic
You mean catastrophic?

>>141592234
>they gave me a home
>they gave me a place to sleep and work
>they taught me how to do chores, read, and write
>they're pretty much like a surrogate family

>>141592497
Anon, so many innocent people have died during the times where witches are burned on the stake. Back then, people are easy to be swayed by mere suspicion.

I still see people shitting on Rem, which is retarded.

I mean, here you have a complete stranger, reeking with the Scent of the Witch which is only evident from either the evil Witch herself, or the mad Witch Cult who slaughtered her entire clan, her family, everyone she loves other than her sister.
And that said person is in your household, getting close to people she's supposed to protect.

How in the fuck is this hard to understand, of the fucking course she's gonna murder him.