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>girls who have done everything wrong edition
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>last episode Mike attempts a heroic rescue
>this episode she retreats
Well that was anticlimactic
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The funny thing is a proper captain would have locked her ass up in the brig for all of her insubordination and insults.
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>>141533123
What? 80°F=26.7°C is hot? Where are you from? It have been advised that never turn your air conditioner below 28°C=82.4°F

>>141535959
What? Never heard of that salt/ice mixture in my life

>>141536531
Human body tempeature was supposed to be 96°F but then later it's found out to be inaccurate

>>141527823
You know, medi is not part of science. Well, Med is her interest on her profile. Thus the scene were probably draw for effect.

>>141536600
less part mean mean less redundancy
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>>141537546
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meh, mind control rats really killed the fun out of Haifuri threads
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>>141537546
No bullying Kuro. She's just speaking her honest thoughts.
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>>141537939
It really did, I loved the grimdark memes
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>>141537546
but that's not torpedo-chan
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>>141538128
So are trump posters that post MAGA image macros. Should I not bully them too?
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>can genetic manipulate rats
>flight is impossible!
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>>141538335
MUH REALISM
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What a slut.
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>>141537623
It was the right thing to do. The only reason she fell off her skipper was because it was dangerous to board the Musashi. Now with the antibody, however, it might be finally the time.
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This anime really isn't good.
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So what type of ships are Kaga and Akagi if there are no carriers?
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>>141538335
The people in their world are actually saner than ours.
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>>141537546
The only one in the wrong here is the Captain for not throwing insubordinate fuckers in the brig for the rest of the cruise.
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>>141538335
They have blimps. Get a brain Maron.
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>Captain Mike will never personally save your sorry ass after you fucked up
Why even enlist?
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>>141538582
Are you saying man was never meant to fly?
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>>141538566
Why must you ask what should not be asked, anon?
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Do haifuris have a space program and satellites and shit?
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>>141538766
They have cellphones so they must have satellites, right?
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>>141538811
I thought technically cell phones communicate with a coverage tower, so only the towers have to be connected to each other. Satellites are just convenient for connecting towers.
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>>141538741

Well I know that Kaga was originally supposed to be a battleship, so maybe they both became BBs but I still would like confirmation

>>141538766
>>141538811

They could just be using balloons and radio towers
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>>141537939
I'm glad those fuckers left.
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>>141538566
Maybe they carry these things
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I haven't been watching, did explain why the teacher whatever went full retard?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>141538566
Battlecruisers probably. Akagi was originally an Amagi-class battlecruiser before she was converted into a carrier due to the treaty.
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>>141538234
This still has the potential to go grimdark even if the chance of it doing so are really low.
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>>141539143

Yes. Evil rats that control your mind.
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>>141539068
I would imagine if those things would make impressive bombers if it ever went grimdark.
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>>141539219
Never happening. It was never going to be grimdark. Anyone that actually expects it are just being delusional at this point. Just sit back and enjoy the cute girls on cute battleships doing cute naval warfare things.
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>>141539193
You need an 18 inch dick for a 18 inches tits
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>>141539269
They were apparently good counters for submarines
>During the war some 532 ships without airship escort were sunk near the US coast by enemy submarines. However; only one ship, the tanker Persephone, of the 89,000 ships or so protected in convoys escorted by blimps was sunk by the enemy.[4] Airships engaged submarines with depth charges and, less frequently, with other on-board weapons. Airships were excellent at driving submarines down, where their limited speed and range prevented them from attacking convoys. The weapons available to airships were so limited that until the advent of the homing torpedo they had little chance of sinking a submarine.[5]
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Did Minami kill herself in the end
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>>141539360
Well, duh. What is the submarine going to do to it? Fire it's torpedoes at it?
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>>141539412
Onee airship, a K-class airship from ZP-21, was destroyed by U-boat. On the night of 18/19 July 1943 K-74 was patrolling the coastline near Florida. Using radar, the airship located a surfaced German submarine. K-74 made her attack run but the U-boat opened fire first. K-74's depth charges did not release as she crossed the U-boat and K-74 received serious damage, losing gas pressure and an engine but landing in the water without loss of life. The crew was rescued by patrol boats in the morning, but one crewman, Aviation Machinist's Mate Second Class Isadore Stessel, died from a shark attack.
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>>141539556
Goddamnit that ending fuck. Fuck spoiler that shit.
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>>141538566
The better question is what Ikoma is. The WW2 Ikoma was never completed and was meant to be a carrier from the ground up. Its predecessor was a battlecruiser scrapped in the 1920's. It's a mountain, so following Japanese warship naming convention, it's another heavy cruiser?
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>>141539652
Since there's no treaty, it probably is just a battlecruiser in this verse.
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>Frikadelle
>not Fleischpflanzerl

You had one job, Japan
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>>141539556
>died from a shark attack
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>>141537787
Dude 80°F is fucking horrible, especially if you're inside so theres no breeze
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>>141539842
>not Fleischküchle
Anon bitte
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Why is Takao/Atago so menacing-looking in this pic?

And where did her chrysanthemum seal go? Cruisers historically got them.
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>>141540375
If that's not an imperial commission, then the chrysanthemum crest wouldn't be there. The show saw Musashi/Yamato use the cherry blossom crest instead.
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>>141539652
>>141538566
They aren't wwii time's ship. They're something along the line of battlecruiser
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>>141540579
>cherry blossom
Was that what it was? Huh. Neat.
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>>141540361
We say Fleischpflanzerl in the holy land of Schweinshaxn. You silly Franken and your silly words.

I’m still baffled where you’d both eat Schweinshaxn and say Frikadelle, though.
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>>141540949
>Franken
>Implying
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>>141540904
I didn't remember it right then.
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>>141540180
...I am now staying in my room with neither fans nor air con on...
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>>141540949
Not related. I prefer Schweinshaxe even if I normally stay at NRW.
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Harekaze curry
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>>141539412
shoot it with its deck guns
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>>141541060
Do you import your Schweinshaxn?
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>>141541397
No. I am so fair-weathered that I walk to the local Rewe or Kaufhof and buy the stuff there.
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>>141539412
Well they had at least 1 Flak.
>>141541314
>SH3
>mfw
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>>141541472
Interesting. Good to know that the Schweinshaxn-rape that is Eisbein isn’t spreading too much, even in less civilized areas.
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>>141541509
>posting inferior chink chart
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>>141541554
>Dusseldorf
>less civilized
>most expensive place to live in krautland

Thanks for telling me that.
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>>141541619
That's a Taiwanese weeb chart, with Isoroku being best Teitoku.
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>>141541620
>Düsseldorf
>being a Neanderthaler
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>>141541620
>anything more expensive than Munich
>ever
Yeah, sure.
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You waifu is doing drug, wut do?
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I WANT TO EAT MINA'S SHIT
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I wonder if the crew of the Harekaze failed mostly in ethics? Maron's test score got low due to repairing without using all the parts provided in the exam, and Doc Minami there has no qualm with body experimentation whatsoever.
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>>141541933
Torpedo chief's very, very trigger happy without getting the bubonic plague for one.
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>>141541933
>>141541975
Suddenly, the decision to make Mike the captain seems so very logical.
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>>141541933
Kuro, Shima, and Rin all seem like ethical people.
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>>141542093
Anyone got a chart of the person linking up their names to their faces? Because I have no idea who Shima is.
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>>141541975
Don’t bully Torpedo-chan. Torpedo-chan is love.
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>>141542093
Rin and Tama are absolutely horrible in communication though/ Kuro is grating as an individual, although I don't know if it's Maron who was responsible in dragging her scores down so she's stuck on the Harekaze.
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>>141542155
Shima aka Tama is the white haired Artillery officer.
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>>141542155
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>>141542172
She just wants to murder some fools.
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>>141542204
>>141542219
aye
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>>141542204
Artillery? Well, she's guilty of friendly fire. It's a matter of when, not if, she hits one of her own and gives no fuck about it.
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>>141541835
I was disappointed they went through that rapey buildup only for her to inject herself.
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>>141542093
Kuro's a bitch, Tama's actually autistic, and Rin's answer to everything in life is running away.
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>>141542404
She looks super nice here.
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>>141542373
I was totally expecting it since it's obvious she cares too much about the crew to actually experiment on them.
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>>141542404
But Rin stopped running away. Now she's on a one way N-TRain speeding toward Mike.
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>>141541030
Please..
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>>141542466
I hope she continues loyal to Shiro.
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>>141542761
Why do you assume that Kuro will want the Mike later on? This isn't one of those harem show.
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>>141542800
It's ridiculous, Mike already showed that Moka will always be number one in her heart.
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>>141542800
I'm just worried Mike will save her or something like that and she will think that Mike's alright.
I want her to keep bullying Mike for Shiro's sake.
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>>141542864
She's melting pussy left and right though
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>>141542882
Not even close. Only Rin seems kinda infatuated.
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>>141542882
Mike is just being a Kirk.
>>141542875
I wonder if Kuro and Shiro are just being tsun at Captain Mike at this point in time.
>>141542864
Mike clearly has realized that he needs to expand his family to solve this problem.
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>>141542953
>I wonder if Kuro and Shiro are just being tsun at Captain Mike at this point in time.
It's pretty obvious they aren't. Shiro has issues related to her trying to live up to her family name. Kuro is obsessed with Shiro since they meet in middle school (there's a one-shot side story about that) so she wants to see her succeed.
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>>141542953
Shiro is getting power hungry. This was the moment that sparked it.
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>>141541253
Why is it so dark? Is that really curry?
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>>141543246
See first pic on top of Japanese Wikipedia article for curry rice: https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/カレーライス
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>>141543169
But Shiro doesn't want power. She just wants a captain to stay loyal to. She's like a puppy. Kuro is the one that wants Shiro to become captain.
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>>141542882
>Mike saves someone or gives them encouraging words
>they want to suck his dick

If Mike's this big of a slut, I'd hate to see what happened to Moe over in the Musashi with all lewd rat controlled ladies.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>141543427
Shiro needs to live up to the Munetani name. You don't think the rest of her family started as XOs of the reject ship do you?
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The vote.
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>>141543584
the rest of her family didn't have her kind of bad luck
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>Musashi disables 16 ships
>not a single casualty

What the fuck?
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>>141544622
Because this anime is cater to little girls like you.
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>>141544622
If Moka hasn't been mindraped then the Musashi's only using 'training' rounds, and because of rats she's only relying on mechanical gunlaying.
The instructor ships were probably crippled by underwater near-misses that were still enough to rupture their hulls and forcing them to disengage.
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>>141544070
Poor Sora.
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>>141544191
Awful excuse.
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>>141544806
>Musashi's only using 'training' rounds
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>>141545193
I choose to believe that the size of that explosion was caused by reality protesting how bullshit that entire scene was
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>>141545234
We have mind controlling hamsters and this is where you call bullshit? Don't forget how the hamster might've given Shima superpowers.
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>>141545193
>He doesn't know the overpenetration exists.
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>>141544070
>>141544844
>all of the favorites I picked before the first episode ended up with nearly zero screentime and among the least voted
I really want to like this show, but there isn't a single thing we can agree on.
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>yfw the US Navy rolls by, and bombs the shit out of the Musashi
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>>141541253
Jap curry is just disgusting. I've eaten plenty of different types of curries in my life and I've got to say that Jap curry is just bad.
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>>141545307
I can call bullshit to many things at once
>>141545327
This might also be it, heavy AP rounds that pass through completely without the fuse getting set off. Still highly lethal though
>>141545344
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I'm enjoying this so.

>semi serious plot (even with the mind controlling/equipment breaking rats)
>cute girls doing cute things
>ships.

Just noticed in the OP that the world is fucked with some global warming or something? Was it explained? Did I miss it?
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>>141545371
It's just Japan, they mined a bunch of some shit after wrecking the russians and it caused them to sink into the sea.
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Can someone tell me why people believe that they don't have any planes in Haifuri? I don't see a point for planes not existing there in the first place.
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>>141545450
There was an exchange between characters musing what it would be like if planes existed in their world. We've seen blimps, and rocketry, and satellites, but no planes- you can try to justify this through things like people just didn't trust putting humans n board crazy-ass flying machines that weren't safe like airships, but in the end the real reason is:

Planes completely fuck naval warfare. They're an integral component in modern war, and their rise to prominence is what made all the cool and awesome battleships practically obselete.
The Musashi never fired her guns at another ship. She was sunk entirely by aircraft, while in the middle of a fleet containing numerous cruisers, destroyers, and the Yamato herself.
Yamato at least got the chance to fire her guns at some destroyers and destroyer escorts, but she was also sunk by aircraft. She went down a lot quicker too, we learned from Musashi to hole her all on one side so she'd capsize instead of sink evenly on her keel, see >>141545368

If planes existed in Haifuri, Harekaze would have been found by a patrolling aircraft within a day and Musashi would have eaten a dozen precision munitions right to the vitals.

It's a question like why nobody uses their cell phones in a horror movie, or why people don't just clear up their misunderstandings in a romantic comedy
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This is a ship's vagina
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Starting to believe that this is getting irrelevant now
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>>141537546
Why is she called a trashi?
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>>141545697
It was fun while it lasted. If only there was a way to make them fugitives again.
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>>141545688
Spats needs more fanart.
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>>141539193
>needing 18 inches
Brehs
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>end the last episode in a dramatic state
>start episode in same fashion but one minute it's back to "Shiro is so serious, crew is so incompetent XD" jokes with that jarring shit music
>minesweeper girls detonate a mine
>pretend for a minute that something bad happened and then it's back to the same old Shiro shit jokes and yuri-lite fanservice
>another few seconds of pretending something dark happened with the Kayo girl implied to be the only survivor
>back to more yuri-lite fanservice and food jokes

Why does this show even bother, holy shit. The fucking writers know they're just pandering to otakus with cute girls indicated by the meta Coco meta jokes, yet they write miserably.
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>>141545952
It's a breather episode. There was nothing the Harekaze could have done to the Musashi. And it's not like the plot didn't move along, the crew found out the mice were screwing with the electronics and it looks like some of the crew are getting fed up with Mike.
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>>141545952
Yeah, when ramming a mine in a speedboat didn't result in any actual consequences I think I finally gave up on anybody actually dying in this show.
I'll just have to wait for TK
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>>141545722

show let's us know from the beginning who was salvageable and who should be thrown away
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>>141537546

KURO MUST DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

MOKA PLEASE AIM AT THE ENGINE ROOM

KILL THE BITCH WHO INSULT MIKE

KILL KURO
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Who's your least favorite girl?
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>>141546245
Moka's so useless she can't be even be the zombie captain of her own shit. Fucking piece of shit.
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>>141546245
Accept it, Mike did everything wrong.
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>>141546316
This whore.
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>>141542155
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>>141546339
Agreed.
>>141546349
Hey now, she only did half of everything wrong this episode!
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>>141546364
For all the screentime she gets in the OP, she way too little presence in the show. The last time she spoke was in the first episode and yet she gets that cool shot and this.
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>>141546413
It was just bait. It was obvious she wasn't gonna be relevant when they started removing all her pictures from the ads and such. Her VA doesn't even mention the series in her blog.
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ara obake desu wa
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>>141546492
Does she even sing the OP? I can't hear her. They should just kill her off, the muh Moka subplot is ruining the show.
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>>141546537
OP sang by Mike, Moka and some minor character (the cook? can't remember)
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>>141546604
Mashiro. Sora Amamiya is supposedly singing as well but I can only hear Mike and Mashiro's VAs.
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>>141546656
It's not Mashiro.
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>>141546656
It's not Mashiro. It's Mikan Irako, the girl who was cooking for German boobs this episode.
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These T-Shirts actually look pretty nice.
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>>141546957
Kagerous are so delicious.
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>>141546245
If they hit the engine room then the actual best girl might get hurt as well!
Kuro getting suplexed overboard by Mii-chan is sufficient.
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>>141547091
Such a delicious design, her voice is cute,too.
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>>141547128
I want to be in Capitan Mike's harem.
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>>141547196
Are you a cute sailor girl? If not too bad.
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>>141539269
>Bomber Airships
Kirov reporting.
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>>141547128
it's the cigarette that really makes the whole picture work
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Why don't they just ask the American branch of the Blue Mermaids to send an Iowa or two?

In fact, if Japan has a Kii-class, it's probably only fair that America has a Montana or five.
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>>141547240
It's so slow you can just kite it forever.
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>>141547254
>Sailing all the way across the pacific ocean
Yeah, sure. Also, Jap government is stubborn as fuck.
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>>141547264
Or just make a bee hive out of it with 7.7mm machine gun.
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>>141547303
>implying

We could just nuke that ship and call it a day
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>>141547406
>put a man on the moon using metric calculations
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>>141547460
the aftermath of Layte Gulf was an absolute horrorshow of sharks, though I don't feel like digging out my copy of tin can sailors
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Reminder that this will be 2 cour
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Tama!
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>>141545356
>>141545356
>>141545356
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>>141547518
Tama is pretty cute
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>>141547515
Hasn't been confirmed.

But then again, considering how they marketed the show before airing, if they were going to make it longer than 12 episodes, they wouldn't announce it until it happened.
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>>141547538
This!
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>>141547515
It was just a fuck-up. If you used yaraon's logic, Kiznaiver would be two cour.
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>>141547518
vie!
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>>141547575
Mike is pretty cute.
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>>141547515
>>141547548
inb4 it ends like sekai seifuku
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>>141547679
I can't remember how that show ended because it was so shit.
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>>141537546
>>141542466
I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being that she was keeping one of those hamsters in her room as a pet the whole time.
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>>141541509
Oh, I totally forgot IKEA had those sharks for sale.

Tempting.
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>>141547801
Do it for Shiro.
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Do 2 inches really make that much of a difference?
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>>141547929
Depends on the actual shell. Iowas had 16" shells, but they were superheavy ones with performance comparable to Yamato's bigger ones.

Also, the enemy's guns only matter for how hard you die. To defeat an enemy is to defeat their armor before they manage to defeat yours
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>>141547830
I don't know if I like shiro enough to carry a giant stuffed shark through the subway and bus systems back home with me.
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>>141547993
Just say it's for your daughter.
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Cute
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>>141547672
You're pretty cute
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Love can really bloom in a bridge or it is just Mike's magic.
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>>141547929
I believe Yamato was not armored sufficiently to deflect her own guns. I think the Japanese assumed she would be armored against any 16 inch guns, though they would not have known about the later models of USN 16 inch with super heavy AP rounds.

Just visualize an item 12 inches in diameter, then 14,16 and then 18. Not only is it wider, it is also longer, the volume of explosive and the mass of the charge increases significantly.
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>>141547993
You can make it.
Or why don't you just order it online.
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>>141548117
I want to be part of Mike's harem
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>>141548063
This means she murdered Mei and stole her clothing.
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Ii
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I want to see H-44 come to the rescue
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>>141548251
That's too grim. It's more like Mei died and Shima is just keeping it as a memento.
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>>141548251
No she'd never do that. She's just trying it on after spending the night with Mei, before Mei gets up.
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>>141547993
IKEA sells those large blue shopping bags Just grab one as well and keep your shark in there.
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>>141547929
Design principle for most WWII-time warships were to able to defend hit from ships with same main cannon diameter as your own ship and then be fast enough to be able to run away from those who have larger caliber than you.
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I want to wee inside of Tama.
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>>141547929
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>>141547801
They don't have them in germany it seems. Sad times
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>>141547515
Horse shit.
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Abandon the ship fucking twice, Mike is a shitty fucking captain.

Give the command to the German or shark molester already.
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>>141549030
Trash-can pls
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>>141549030
Trash post.
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>>141548381
Amazon sells them

For twice the price they are in Ikea.
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>>141549339
>For twice the price they are in Ikea.
Fucking rat scum.
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>>141549339
Not in stock
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So is there any legit reason why it has to the goddamn captain who went to rescue mission every single time instead of other bitches like Tama or torpedo girl?
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>>141549497
helper complex
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>>141549497
People didn't bother volunteering.
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>>141549587
Rin did.
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>>141537546
Literally nothing wrong.
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>>141549587
They would if captain were ordering them.
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>>141549617
Rin only volunteered so Mike gets to go.
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>>141547929
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>>141549662
That is true.
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>>141545356
Shit taste.
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Why are you not eager to make your father proud?
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>>141537546

Dropped this last week, but tell me when vice cap fugs sex hair, so I can pick it up again. they clearly want it
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>>141546068
>>141537546
Remember to throw away trash.
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>>141549630
Is she autistic?
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>>141550078
Sexhair and Vice-cap are worst girl, sexhair arguably worse than Shito.
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>>141549497

the problem is Mike got stuck with a shitty number 1 to take care of away missions
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>>141538335

>flight is impossible

>not just an irrelevant thing that was never pursued in that universe

Youre a shitter.
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>>141537546
Captain Mike should stop abandoning his crew just because he wants some pussy.
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>>141545234

>radar fire control
>with a dual purpose turret

>that scene is Bullshit

Wew lad.
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>>141550504
>not posting the un-censored version
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>>141549497

Because she's the captain.

She is responsible for the crew and the ship, and her sense of duty does not let her act like a Kurita tier faggot sans Shiro

She would have won the medal of Honor in the US Navy.
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If there was no WW2 then there's no Nuremberg Code I assume?
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Mike is such a philanderer.
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>>141550585
You got heroism and stupidity mixed up, why doesn't she just ask other crew to do it instead of herself?
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>>141550585
No, she would have been stepped down. A good leader is one who is willing and able to delegate tasking, make decisions and give appropriate orders for the crew to be able to perform at their best. As the captain she is responsible for the crew and the ship, so if she abandons the ship and the majority of the crew to go on dangerous excursions like the ones we have seen then she is not fit to be in a position of responsibility. Don't get me wrong, it's heroic, but by refusing to delegate to someone who is in a better position and perhaps even better qualified than herself she is neglecting the crew and her duties as a captain.
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Real hero of the episode.
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>>141550866
Please post an image of Tama.
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Full OP is good.
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>>141550887
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>>141550887
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>>141548347
Lewd.
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>An easy to understand (fake) High School Fleet relationship map Ver.1

>Moka-chan
Musashi's captain
Reasonably Neko
Strong when on offense

>Captain (Mike-chan)
Harekaze's captain
Relatively Tachi

>Rin-chan
Chief Navigator
Serious crybaby

>Shiro-chan
Vice Captain
Neko even to luck

>Kuro-chan
Assistant Engineer
Fell in love at first sight with Shiro
Probably Tachi

>Maron-chan
Spoiled Chief Engineer
Neko
Chiba prefecture's citizen

>Mi-chan
German style Hiroshima person
Reverser

Mike <->Moka: Childhood friends
Mike -> Moka: Love
Moka ->Mike: Love

Rin -> Mike: Love but is unaware of her feeling

Mike ->Shiro: Like (as a friend)

Shiro -> Mike: Interested but doesn't want to admit it because of her pride
Shiro ->Kuro: Doesn't mind her as much

Kuro ->Shiro: Really love

Maron <-> Kuro: Childhood friends
Maron -> Kuro: Teyandei

Mi-chan -> Admiral Graf Spee's Captain: Respect and Affection
Mi-chan -> Shiro: From sex friends to...
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>this episode
I want to commit so many crimes.
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>>141549497
Her XO is too busy cooping in the bridge to help so she has to do everything.
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>>141551045
Mutiny?
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>>141551072
How many of them knows how to use the ski and are not at work?
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>>141551032
>yurishitters are this fucking autistic
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>>141551106
And here they come to shitpost. That didn't take much.
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>>141551045
To Mii-chan?
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>>141551089
That would be one of them.
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>>141551106
Are you vexed perhaps?
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>>141551032
What is Teyandei?
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>>141551150
What else? Espionage? Desertion? Questioning your superior officers?
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>>141551032
I want somebody to love Maron-chan.
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>>141551198
I love her.
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>>141551176
Human experimentation?
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Mike: hero complex
Shiro: bad luck
Torpedo-chan: trigger happy girl who will go on a school shooting
Tama-cha: autism
Kuro; cunt
Maron: fucked up her exam
Macchi: too sexy for her own good/glasses

I can't wait to find what's wrong with the rest of the cast. Hopefully some of them are simply bad at their job, like that girl in the cooking department.
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>>141551174
"What the hell are you saying!?" in old Edo dialect. Maron watched a lot period dramas with her grandpa so even though she's originally from Chiba, she talks like someone from Edo.
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>>141551310
Sure feels like Anne Happy here, everyone has some wacky issues.
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>>141551141
She's so breedable.
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Why are cats immune?
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>>141551366
Of all the Haifuris she's the semenest demon.
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>>141551428
Breeding material.
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>>141551421
They have to get bitten to be infected probably, rats don't bite cats
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>>141551440
I'd be Mina's toilet paper.
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>>141551498
>Mina's toilet paper
How do you even do that?
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>>141551530
With your tongue.
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>>141551497
I doubt Tama was bitten by the mind control hamster. And the doctor told the girls not to touch them.
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>>141551530
By cleaning her up after she's done using the toilet.
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>>141551497
I think the rat licked Tama.
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Thank you for this wonderful semen-hungry cow, Deutschland.
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>>141550866
>Mamiya, Akashi and those 2 other ships all happen to have a cat even though keeping animals on board is prohibited
I bet they knew about this whole rodents stuff beforehand and are a part of the plan.
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>>141551570
I want to have an orgasm inside her body.
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>>141545697
First half of the series
Second half will be Battleship: The Real Version
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This makes me hungry.
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>>141551562
Rats have the best taste afterall, going straight for her
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>Continuously spaces out on watch
>Indecisive on new course of action
>Inquires to the crew's minor well-being instead of their needs and the ship's condition
>Promotes Rin's cowardice instead of helping to fix it
>ABANDONS the fucking ship not once, but twice

Holy fuck, why the anime trying so hard to make her a 'good' captain.

Mashiro and Kuro are fucking right. Such horse shit.

VBSS teams are the ones who are suppose to go out you fucking dork.
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>>141551683
Aye.
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>>141551683
What does she taste like?
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>>141551687
>VBSS teams
They have none.
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>>141542219
I thought that her name was just Tama.

I can't keep up with Mike's fucking pimp bitch naming system
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>>141551687
Agreed one hundred percent. Rape doujins can't come soon enough.
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>>141551729
Gunpowder and milk
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>>141544070
why does the cat have four things of voting, is he really the most popular character?
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>>141551742
TAteishi ShiMA.
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>>141551754
You have issues.
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>>141551765
>is he really the most popular character?
He's the motherfucking Admiral of the Fleet now.
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>>141549497
Lead by example.

On the other side, Shiro is way too "Captain must sink with her ship" BS, so that's maybe why she was sent to the Harekaze.

Maybe mom saw this beforehand :p
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>>141551799
>:p
Fuck off.
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Did anyone else start enjoying this show much more once the plot was revealed to be as silly as EMP mice? I don't know, somehow the conspiracy ideas in the first few episodes seemed much more silly for me, going full what the fuck as the show did feels more comfortable and also allows for something like what was assumed previously (only this time involving fucking EMP mice).
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>>141547518
Her fingers are too cute
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>>141551782
I know.
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>>141551822
I'm just glad that it's no grimdark bullshit.
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>>141551754
I'm waiting for the piss and scat doujins myself.
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>>141551796
*grand admiral
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>>141551822
In a way you're right. Now that they've bombed the expectations, it's unlikely I'll get disappointed. Even if the last episode ends with the girls eating cake with the rat queen (who just acted this way because humans invaded her natural habitat) I will be content.
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>>141551867
Same title.
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Remove Mike
Vote Shiro for captain, vote cute for captain.
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That's some high grade DFC.
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>>141551971
Our captain is already the cutest.
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>>141551974
Best of the best.
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>>141551971
I vote BLAHAJ for captain.
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>>141551974
Maron reminds me a lot of this cutie.
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What's your excuse for not serving on the Musashi? Everything is bigger and better on the Musashi. The ship bigger and better, the guns are bigger and better, the crew is bigger and better, the portions are bigger and better, and the orgies are bigger and better.

On a puny boat like Harekaze, you only have puny guns, puny crew, puny portions and puny orgies.
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>>141552068
>the crew is bigger and better
That's my excuse.
I am so pathetic I doubt I'd even get on the Harukaze.
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>>141550832
>refusing to delegate
It’s not like she refuses, the thought simply never comes to her mind, and this not being military and rather cute girls doing excursions at sea, I don’t really see anything wrong with it. Ordering others to do dangerous stuff is something you do in the military, anywhere else it’s a dick move at best.

Those cunts should volunteer for the tasks if they don’t want their captain to do it.
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>>141552068
The girls are cuter on the Harekaze.
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>>141552068
Doesn't the Harekaze get the same number of crew as the Musashi?
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>>141552019

I want to be a BLAHAJ so Shiro will hug me.
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>>141552213
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>>141552192
Yeah, which would make organising orgies simpler since there is a lot less ship to walk from.
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>>141545356
Fucking plebeian.
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>>141552298
Implying you know anything about curry
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I want to feed Furushou cake!
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>>141552342
Do cakes like cake?
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>>141552337
I know enough to eat 3 times a week in Coco for years, still not being bored by it.
Curry in India is crap (like everything that has anything to do with that shithole).
Curry from Nepal is somewhat ok, Pakistan is shit.
SEA curry is okay.
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>>141552369
Yes. They also like marriage proposals and being cummed inside.
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http://exhentai.org/g/934518/6ff775540f/
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>>141552395
Well yes, SEA curry is the bomb. I live there anyway, but when I went to Japan a few months ago, the curry that they had there was just horrendously bad. Wouldn't touch it with a six foot spoon
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>>141552430
So generic and bad.
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Those perfect genes. Would procreate.
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>>141552459
I'm Singaporean. Malays may suck at everything else but their curry is second to none.
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Shit show, right?
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>>141552821
No.
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>>141552756
I want to smell her.
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>>141552821
It's very enjoyable
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Not only can Atto create the best SoL ever he also creates godly fucking designs.

What a hero.
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>>141552821
ur a shitshow.
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does anybody else think loli boat doctor sees a lot of vag on a daily basis? is she responsible for giving pelvic exams?
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>>141552904
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>>141552867
Please fuck off.
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>>141552867
>the best SoL ever
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>>141551687
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>>141552957
Based Captain Mike.
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>>141552905
Well she is in charge of penis inspection day as the only doctor on ship, so I guess she has to inspect all their penises
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>>141552991
I-I want her to inspect my penis.
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>>141552957
Well done.
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>>141553015
That's a lot of sock puppets you've got there.
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>>141553011
no boys
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>>141548347
From the front or back?
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>>141549497
Either hero or "these ties are stronger than X so I must do this" complex.

A shame that we won't get another Stella C3: The Line from this one.
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>>141553238
I think the smell and sight of her pushing out piss from her pooper would be fantastically lewd.
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>>141553238
>>141553305
>not her mouth
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>>141553352
>not both her ears
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This is best girl.
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>>141553376
Dude, ponchos are GOAT
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>>141553373
>not having torpedo rub her vagina against tama's back of the knee vagina and then pissing in it
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Post Rin fanart.
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>>141553376
No, this is best girl.
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Fluff
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>>141553403
She should wear a furcoat and a mask
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>>141553401
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>>141553401
Can you imagine her barely managing to hold back a giant shit log inside her?
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>>141553294
>A shame that we won't get another Stella C3: The Line from this one.
You mean a clusterfuck and a flop all in one?
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You will never disciple Mike for her faults, if you know what I mean.

;_;

>>141551740
Assign someone, another failure, don't get the fucking captain to abandon ship.

That's actually a criminal offence.
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>>141553488
>faults
Pardon?
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>>141553444
Little girls that haven't pooped in a long time creep me the fuck out. Everytime I'm close to a little girl, my mind starts panicking thinking about when was the last time she pooped. Sometimes it's so hard that I can't help it but ask.
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>>141553488
Who can drive the ski and isn't busy?
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>>141553464
Poor focus choices for the former and ultimately too generic medium to deliver its greatness was the latter. Truly a tragedy.
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>>141553507
Okay.
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>>141544070
Not photoshopped?
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>>141553507
>can't help it but ask

W-what do they say?
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>>141553509
Shiro?
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>>141553488
I wish to be Mike's disciple.
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>>141553586
"I NEED AN ADULT" would be my guess.
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>>141553376
Let's buy all her merchandise.

http://hlj.com/scripts/hljlist?qid=YE4Z08ZCUR3NQ&q=1&DisplayMode=images&Sort=std&Word=marikouji%20kaede&set=1&Dis=-2&inStock=0

Oops, all sold out.
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>>141553626
Shiro doesn't want to leave either, so that's out.
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>>141553507
This isn't the Mayoiga thread, anon.
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What are the BLAHAJ Committee discussing?
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>>141553653
Wait, what does the Mayoiga thread have to do with little girl poop?
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>>141553642
>Oops, all sold out.
1/8 figure when
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>>141553664
>The operative is in place, Deputy Captain Shiro is now fully in his pocket
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>>141553664
How is she gonna stage a mutiny and force the Mike loyalists to walk the plank.
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>>141553758
What?
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>>141553804
The current year
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>>141553758
This is official art?
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>>141553845
No.
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>>141553845
Yes of course. These two high school girls are officially married.
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>>141553758
Remove this. I will be the one to marry Koko-chan.
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>>141554128
Will you be, punk?
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>>141554280
Holy shit mike-chan with hair like that is pure sex
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Well, they didn't make this up.
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>>141554358
You're pure sex, anon.
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>>141554280
woahhh
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>>141538335
If it wasn't for nuclear warfare, we'd probably be using thorium reactors today. Developing a new techonology is not only about technological possibilities but also economic reasons and paths of least resistance. We could probably manage to build flying cars, but it'd be unpractical and a huge waste of resources.
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>>141542760
Where the fuck do you live? Venus?
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>>141554699
Show would be better with three of her
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>>141554664
Not him but not really surprised
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>>141539193
I laughed so much at this scene. It's a bunch of old men contemplating arrogantly then suddenly boobs.
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Misake left the ship again, what the fuck.

Do the writers not no how much of a no that is, fuck.

I remember an Italian captain was prosecuted for leaving his ship a couple years back.
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>>141554858
Do you pay attention to the plot at all?
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>>141554699
Trust no one, especially yourself.
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>>141554858
>guy leaves ship to escape
>Mike leaves ship to save her crew
How is that the same?
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>>141554858
>I remember an Italian captain was prosecuted for leaving his ship a couple years back.
Desertion vs. leaving your post.

Also, the fact that Mike got herself wet while doing rescue operations speaks volumes for the difference between their actions. Mike threw herself into the rescue operation, while Schettino "slipped" off the ship onto a lifeboat (lucky!), where he was warm and dry while he called his mother. Mike also came onboard the ship both time, whereas Schettino did not return onto the ship even though the Italian coastguard was ordering him to.
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>>141548218
wow
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>>141551032
This is a lesbian shipping chart. Stop hoping for something that isn't there, it will save you from all the pain.
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>>141555189
At least more hopeful than BG
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>>141555148
Smug as fuck.
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>>141554858
Can you blame her?
Last time she send her crew on skipper they hit a sea mine and you think sending another one would be a good idea?
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>>141555189
Thanks captain obvious.
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I don't want them to die, /a/.
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>>141555148
Would swear eternal loyalty.
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>>141555266
>moeshit
>anyone dying
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The cutest!
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>>141555304
Wow, so rude!
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>>141555266
>not wanting madoka with boats
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>>141555148
The face she makes when none of the girls are around
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>>141550966
Who hurt her.
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>>141555148
C-captain Mike
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Not having a dedicated boarding/SAR group.

The fuck is wrong with you Mike, step up.
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>>141555592
Rat scum.
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>>141555611
>Japanese Navy
>Dedicated boarding group

Didn't have'em in WW2, still doesn't have'em in their coast guard.
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>>141537546
>Virus that affects both machinery and humans
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1900
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>>141555610
>Captain mike wants to go out but big bitch won't let her
>This girl chimes in that she'll do it and asks her for help
>This girl gets an excuse to be alone with Mike and cuddle up to her


This girl is smooth, she knows what she wants and takes any opportunity to be alone with Captain Mike

She knows what she is doing
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>>141555678
Unstoppable moe machine.
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>>141555738
Looks like Mike smells good.
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>>141555787
she probably smells like seamen
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When will captain Mike reunite with his love? Getting real tired of all those bitches being all over him.
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>>141555843
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Mike should seriously get the accountants or cooks do double up on off-board duties seeing as they don't do anything during actions.

I can't believe the captain and the helm pissed off just like that.

>>141555254
So the captain goes instead? Mate.
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>>141555787
Which Haifuri smells the worst?
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>>141555678
She also took opportunity while Shiro was distancing herself from Mike.
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>>141555787
I bet most of these girls smell good.
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>>141555932
Can you imagine what it's like to be on board the Harekaze? It would stink, but it's going to be a stinky heaven.
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>>141555932
>you will never be BLAHAJ
>you will never smell like shiro
>you will never be cuddled by shiro to sleep every night
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>>141555968
I wonder what it'd smell like inside one of the toilets on the Harekaze. Especially when there's no toilet paper left.
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>>141555843
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>>141554664
>what is tropics
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>two cours
>turns out the second cour follows Moka and the Musashi crew
Trust me, my mom works at blue mermaid.
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>>141556254
Can your mom introduce me to a cute Blumer grill?
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>>141554858
How come only Shiro wear lanyard across her right shoulder?

Other senior officers / instructors / XO don't wear these on their uniforms.

Is it to indicate she is special?
>>
I can't get into this show, it keeps making cool, tense battle scenes only to be ruined by randomly cutting to irrelevant shit about cute girls doing cute things or one of the cute girls making up her own alternate plot because is reality is boring. I like cute girls doing cute things, and I like big battle bullshit, but I think they should be kept separate.
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>>141556466
Yeah, she's a snowflake alright.
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>>141550747
Her crew is the worst of the worst and she has amazing luck.
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>>141556482
cool opinon bro
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>>141556466
It's to indicate she's the only one autistic enough to care about that
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>>141556709
shiro's boobs look bigger than usual there
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ANTI AIRCRAFT GUNS
ON A SHOW
WHERE '''''AIRCRAFT'''' FLY NOWHERE IN RANGE OF THEM

>404 competent writers not found
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>>141556838
They still have airships and missiles. Bloody hell.

Radar, computers, cellular communications, guided missiles.

Can't figure out manned flight, the absolute madmen.

Not even Korea rushing for Alpha Centauri could pull off such a feat.
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>>141538566
Kaga will be a completed Tosa class battleship. Akagi will be a completed the completed Akagi of the Amagi class.
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I totally fucking called it when the PV went up that the crazy eyes would just be her being science-crazy and not mind-controlled.
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>>141556838
>What is "point defense" for $500, Alex?
If you watched, the crew of the Harukaze used their 25mm guns to destroy mines.

Destroying obstructions, defending the ship from boarders, and providing close-range supporting fire is all they are meant to do, even though the whole "no planes, guies?!" thing is blow a little out of proportion imo.

Sure, it's lazy writing, but they at least are able to explain why they still retain technology that is meant for AAW and other non-existent doctrines within universe.
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So, Shiro trying to mutiny because "by the book she's not being as good a captain as I would be", the whole crew laughing her off, and Mike dressing ll the crew as pirates and planking her to the nets of a trawler ship when?
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>>141555856
Captains can't help being pussy magnets.

Moka probably had a dozen girls all over her too.
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>>141557541
>Moka probably had a dozen girls all over her too.
Too bad they all have rabies.
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>>141538566
It's a not-so-subtle "ll carriers are docked, planefags BFTO" joke
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>>141554798
It's an example of snarky fanservice done right
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>>141539556
>died from a shark attack.
Blaha, behave!
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>>141556933
Well, I'm guessing since there's technically little to no war in this verse, and the lack of landmass for airports, they just decided it wasn't worth the effort. And I'm guessing that since there's an abundance of gas since they have perfected underwater methane gas mining, it was probably more economical for airships/blimps instead of planes.
>>
Dead thread
Dead show
Dead ship doctor
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>>141557737
How is this thread dead?
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>>141557491
Shiro ruins everything.
>>141557522
I would laugh.
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>>141547987
>but they were superheavy ones with performance comparable to Yamato's bigger ones.
[citation needed]
Seriously. I've seen so many "Japanese equipment is shit, US equipment performs beter WW2 propaganda taken at face value 60 years later that, seriously, citation needed.
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>>141557749
It's just the grimderp fanbase getting mad they're not getting their grimderpness from this anime anymore.
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>>141557783
Well, you have to realize, most of the Japanese ships were built a while back in preparation for WW2 while the US has built a significant amount of their ships during it. Even without going into specs, it's safe to assume ships built later would be better due to better manufacturing, better technology, better fire control, etc...
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>>141554858
This, Mike really should step off as captain and assume a more practical role, leadership clearly doesn't fit her.
>>
Just send some fucking airplanes to take the Musashi down, it's not that fucking hard.
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>>141557899
PLEASE GO AWAY, KURO
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>>141557605
It's like a political lampoon with innuendos.
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>>141557899
I agree.
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>>141557910
Why do you think they sent some of their ships to the other side of the world? They need the US to send help with their aircraft carriers.
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>>141557952
OF COURSE YOU DO, SHIRO
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>>141539652
Mostl ikely candidate IMO would be that they built the B-65 battlecruiser design - basically a japanese counterpart to the Alaska-class: ~35ktons, 3x3 12.2-in guns, 8in belt armor and 34 knot top speed.

Also, Shinano has been built as a third Yamato and Kii presumably as the fourth instead of her own class.
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Shiro isn't going to mutiny. The entire reason she gets so flustered whenever Mike tries to give her command is because she doesn't have the nerve for command. That's why she wasn't picked for captain and Mike was. Mike has the balls to do what's needed. Shiro needs a big strong captain to dom her.
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>>141555077
Apples and oranges, Anon.
The one you remember is a travel cruiser captain who managed to ground his ship, after which he was the FIRST to get out, leaving the ship to sink: several passengers died.
Even Mikehaters will agree the comparison is not appliable, as Mike doesn't flee like a coward; what she does is delegating on her XO and going on away missions, Kirk-like.
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>>141557953
>last episode
>finally they find the Musashi again
>suddenly, a giant ship appears on the horizon
>it's the USS Intrepid

Fund it.
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>>141558010
meant to quote >>141554858
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>>141558029
Rat controlled?
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>>141558010
>Kirk-like
Mike's one ripped shirt away from outright being a genderbent Kirk at this point.
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>>141555909
>So the captain goes instead?
Captain Mike doesn't want to anyone in her crew to get hurt and since there's anyone in the crew who can pilot a skipper better than her, the best course of action is she goes.
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>>141558055
Superior Americans can't get infected with inferior tiny yellow man virus, anon.

Also, every ship in the US has a shit ton of cats.
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>>141546656
Listen to >>141546364 that's her voice. It's really easy to pick out if you've heard her deeper roles like Akame.
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>>141557879
>safe to assume
amounts to
>SPECULAH
Don't get me wrong, Anon, but my point is, I'd like some REAL confirmation of that. And if it turns out it was proven the Iowa's guns had that performance they claimed they'd have, I'd be VERY glad to hear it, mind you. Was a beautiful ship
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>>141558068
Well, she did unbutton one - does that count?
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>>141558029
More like
>Last episode
>Heavily outnumbers but the Harekaze managed to delay them in a last desperate attempt to stop the attack on the academy
>Suddenly, someone hears something and says it sounds like thunder
>A sonic boom later, a jet fighter delivers precise laser-guided bombs onto every turret on the Musashi
>On their radar, a new IFF pings up
>It's the USS Enterprise escorted by several Iowa-class battleships
>They're all crewed by blond christmas cake gaijin captains
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>>141558173
But Anon, how are you getting some "REAL" confirmation of a ship who was struck 10 years ago? Why won't you just trust the reports?
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>>141558173
Not the most reliable of sources, but here:
http://www.combinedfleet.com/baddest.htm
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>>141558216
Laser guided missiles wouldn't work, dummy.

They would send a B-52 and carpet bomb the whole ship instead.
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>>141558324
>Implying the US didn't modify their bombs and missiles to precisely target the turrets just for this very occasion
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>>141558005
>Mike has the balls to do what's needed.
No she doesn't, because she doesn't do what is needed as a captain.
If she actually was in the position who's job it was to do the stuff she did the last two episode she would be a fucking hero.

>The entire reason she gets so flustered whenever Mike tries to give her command is because she doesn't have the nerve for command.
Agreed, the only competent captain like figure on that ship is Wilhelmina.
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>>141558436
I'm sorry for doubting glorious AMERICAN technology, please forgive me.
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>>141558173
From what I remember, IJN battleships couldn't literally move and shoot (accurately) at the same time
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>>141558085
So? She should have been a member of the away team then instead of a captain who's job it is to rely on its crew for his/hers decisions.
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What's BLAHAJ?
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>>141558526
Just google it.
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>>141558173
http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-040.htm
This is the closest to a source I can remember and find, the finding being that the shells of an Iowa could at the very least chip away at a Yamato-class' turrets... but those turrets have armor ten inches thicker than the rest of the ship.
Information on Japanese shell performance is more of a bitch to find because they were secretive and burned their papers and lost
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>>141558474
Too late, you're getting two nukes shoved up your asses for your insolences.
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>>141558173
http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_16-50_mk7.htm
>the shell handling system for these guns was redesigned to use the "super-heavy" 2,700 pound (1,224.7 kg) AP Mark 8 before any of the USS Iowa class (BB-61) battleships were laid down. This heavier projectile made these guns nearly the equal in terms of penetration power to the 46 cm (18.1") guns of the Japanese Yamato class battleships, yet they weighed less than three-quarters as much.
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>>141558562
At least don't nuke us with a plane literally called "Enola GAY" this time, please.
>>
Why was Willy such a bitch to the kitchen staff?
>>
>>141558647
I don't think she even knew what was happening.
>>
>>141558647
For the same reason she was a bitch to the bridge crew:
She's a bitch.
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>>141558647
Kitchen brought it on themselves
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>>141558508
You remember wrong. They took a bit longer to adjust for maneuvers* because the system wasn't as automated.

*As in, turning erratically. Going ahead in a line or doing a soft turn was no issue at all for the FC.
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>>141558691
>For the same reason she was a bitch to the bridge crew:
No she acts with authority, unlike their actual captain.
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>>141558713
I can understand not liking Japanese food (I don't like any Asian food), but if they specially made me a hamburga I would be on my knees thanking them.
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>>141558804
That wasn't even hamburger. That was more like they grabbed a burger patty and served it as a steak.
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>>141558823
>Mike_leaves_the_bridge_yet_again.jpg
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>>141558823
That's one jealous bitch. She should have volunteered.
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>>141558647
She claimed to be an expert on german cuisine
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>>141558804
It's not even a real hambaga, it was a hambagu, which is even less possibly German than a a hambaga, and both are really just America. How could she fuck it up this bad?
>>
>>141558904
She was trying to cheer her up.
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>>141558937
>Hamburg is the second largest city in Germany and the eighth largest city in the European Union.
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>>141558901
She would've just fucked it up.
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>>141558743
Hence the (accurately) part, since they had to manually figure out the firing solution every time and yell over to the people firing on where to shoot. You move and suddenly, the entire firing solution is now wrong.
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>>141558804
If someone claims to be really good at your countries cuisine and then it turns out he doesn't know shit about it it's their problem if you call them out on it.
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>>141558991
By driving into a mine?
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>>141558991
When will Wilhelmina teach Shiro the proper way to please your captain?
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>>141558986
>naming it after a place makes it actually invented there
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>>141559047
I didn't say that but someone unfamiliar with it could make this mistake.
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>>141559003
That doesn't make you not a bitch. When someone goes out of their way to try and do something nice for you to make you feel welcome and more at home, you don't turn your nose up at them unless you're a) a bitch or b) an autistic bitch.
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>>141558986
You wasted your time looking that up instead of looking up where hamburgers came from?
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>>141559072
She could have easily wikipedia'd it. Basically she's incompetent
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>>141558991
Yeah just like the time where mike went AWOL, and Shiro successfully picked her up and retreated the ship with minimal damage right?
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>>141559159
Sure Trash sure.
>>
>>141558450

>That's not her job

Says who? She's the captain.

She's not following strict doctrine like Takeo Kurita did, but she has every right to make these decisions. She hands off command whenever she is off the bridge. Also unlike kurita, she doesnt waste lives, and she continues pulling her ship and crew through the issues they face.

On every excursion she took every measure necessary to keep the crew safe while staying in control. She volunteered for the dangerous missions because she couldnt put the other crew members in harms way. Most importantly, she makes decisions and takes control when nobody else will.

Shiro and the others were shitting themselves against the graf spee and especially the training ship. Shito pretends when theyre not under fire that she knows the proper way. What about the way to victory? What about keeping the crew safe and cohesive? Can she do that and win like mike?

Heroism and stupidity are 2 sides of the same coin. One accomplishes their mission. You have to take risks to accomplish anything, and all of the risks have been calculated, have been successful, and keep the ship, the cohesion, and the crew completely together.

Mike is a hero, end of story. Shes gone above and beyond the call of duty. Only muh expectations or shiro shitters think otherwise. Welcome to reality. Shiro should teach at a school.

History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.
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>>141553444
>needing to go so badly
>toilet right there but no way to clean herself up afterward
What do you think she would do anons?
>>
So no chance this show is going to go full-n yuri is there.
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>>141558969
Poor girl.
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>>141559298
I'm sure she has plenty of spare socks, skirts, and shirts.
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>>141559263
>History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.
They get themselves killed?
Pretty impressive. Especially should that lead to the rest of the crew getting killed as well. They'll go into history as an example never to follow.
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>>141559399
what's full-n yuri?
>>
Why was the gyaru girl not in the life raft thing with the other girl? I thought they were going to kill her off since she wasn't in there.
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>>141558005
>>141559263
Mike is a fucking loser who always leaves when the time to step up her job comes.

It's actually Mashiro being giving the commands during the battle while Mike pisses off. She's the ship's captain, she should start doing her fucking job.
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>>141559953
They did kill her off, they quickly brought in another girl dressed like her wearing a wig to hide the fact that she died and to minimize the trauma on her. They even stopped caring about the mines at the end of the episode because they had already cleared them all up by the time they staged the second rescue
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>>141559263
>Most importantly, she makes decisions and takes control when nobody else will.
Well she IS the fucking captain.

>Shiro and the others were shitting themselves against the graf spee and especially the training ship.
This is just BS. The smoke screen idea wasn't primarily from Mike, but from the white haired chick. Against the submarine Wilhelmina was a very important factor.

>On every excursion she took every measure necessary to keep the crew safe while staying in control. She volunteered for the dangerous missions because she couldn't put the other crew members in harms way.
Yeah, but risking herself, the captain, is a good idea? Its fine she wants to keep the crew safe, but not while risking herself.

Maybe you should take off these "Mike is awesome" glasses?

Anyway, do you know what all these "moments of awesome" have in common? She was at the bridge and actually ordering the crew around.
She would actually be a decent captain if she didn't all that other stupid shit in between those moments.

>About the Shiro is shit statements
I never said Shiro would be a good captain, I'm quite the opposite actually. She currently lacks confidence and the adaptiveness that is needed to be a good captain.
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>>141560112
>It's actually Mashiro being giving the commands during the battle while Mike pisses off.
You mean the time when she disobeyed the Captain's orders and the time she just looked at Mike rescuing the girls?
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>>141558997
Except no, that's not how it works. They did not have to shout things over. And it's NOT "you move", but only violent and sudden maneuvers. You can steam all ahead full perpendicular to the target and there's no problem at all. You can be in a normal turn and there's still no problem at all. I's only when you throw around the rudder for emergency maneuvers that the system starts to get slowed down measurably.
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>>141560670
No he meant the time Mike went off to rescue Wilhelmina while they were in fucking combat against the Graf Spree.
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>>141559263
>History shows what people like her accomplish in real combat.

Yeah. Getting themselves and the people under their command killed. An officers job is to command and coordinate, not to jump into the fighting himself like some medieval warlord.
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>>141560938
So you mean the time when Shiro was willing to let Wilhelmina drown.
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>>141561021
I would do the same. My crew/ship > some random stranger from another ship.
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>>141561021
>Mi-chan drown
>sunk by subs because no advice
>become the boy's POW
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