Do you like explosions /a/?

I have 8 in int and str. I don't like per.

>>141516544
My dick will explode in your vagina.

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>you don't truly walk the path of explosions if this is not your main DOTA hero

Discount Lina Inverse

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>>141516544
I SURE DO!

>>141516544
I HATE THEM

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I want to explode inside that crimson semen demon

I want to explode inside Megumin.

I want to explode all over her

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>>141516849

Megumeme's husbando for sure.

>>141517689
But Megumin hates scientific/mechanical means of creating explosions because they make her completely redundant.

>>141518036
His pure love of EXPLOSION is what she is attracted to. She could never deny his means of attaining his love.

You could be sure everyday she'd nag him to learn how to bakuretsu and leave those toys behind though.

I do, but I don't look at them.

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Would you drink Aqua's piss?

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I want to explode inside Megumin!

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>>141518439
No, she's ugly and has saggy tits even though she looks like a teenager.

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Forget about explosions, something better over here!

>>141518609
Does anyone wear a bra in the fantasy world?

Why doesn't Megumin focus on casting multiple small explosions instead of splurging on one big one?

>>141516762
>>>/v/

>>141516762
pretty sure that was a character in w2 before being dota shit.

>>141518880
Why don't you ejaculate just a little bit at a time instead of exploding all at once?

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>>141518880
s-small... e-explo...sion?

>>141518918
Sappers were a dumb gimmick unit in WC3 before they became a dumb gimmick hero in dota.

>>141518609
her tits are a bit big, compared to the anime, but it´s still so fucking hot, dorkness and slutgoddess a shit.

Is it true that her HP goes down to 1 after te casting?

I mean, that sounds dangerous, kazuma could kill her just with kisses.

I'm getting a degree in civil engineering focused on geotechnical mining and blasting techniques. I work with explosions all the time.

>>141519047
I used to rush gold and buy some of them, when my brother attacked my base I had them run straight into his hero. haahaha

>>141518959
I do. It's not like I fapped once and let out an entire lifetime of cum in one apocalyptic money shot onto the face of planet earth.

>>141518959
Suddenly I find myself thinking it would be very easy to talk Megumin into using herself to prime my explosion.

I want to explode deep inside megumin

>>141519047
>techies
>dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY1ZDFwVszw
(skip to 5:35)

>>141519216
dotard pls.

>>141519177
That actually sounds pretty awesome. I can't even imagine the bliss.

>>141519291
>Shoulderblades

Delicious

>>141519257
>refuses to acknowledge the ferocity of techies explosions

shit taste

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>>141517402
Is that the Omagh bomb?

Why are bakuretsu threads always infested by /v/ermin?

I want Megumin to explode on my dick.

>>141519126
I think they said using more magic than you are able to dips into your health and can be potentially dangerous. And also she can't move.

>>141519751
because there's really no difference between /v/ermins and /a/ssholes and /a/utists

>>141519839
But this board isn't /a/ - anime and vidya. Keep that shit on /v/.

>>141519751
It's always /vg/ autists.

>>141519291
she's a fine, strong independent woman

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>she sees your dick explode

>>141516544
I liked Chris.
Then the show betrayed me.

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>>141520449
>she makes your dick explode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O2WSXez80o

Witches must burn and their hats must be stomped on

>>141520519
But anon, she showed up plenty of times, you probably just didn't know it was her.

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>>141518439
It's pure water, you know. (If she even does go.)

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>>141519126
She gets partially eaten by a giant frog.

>>141521697
Arch Priests don't go to the bathroom.

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>>141522062
I'm sure they do, but she's also a goddess.

She does barf, though.

>>141518439
every. single. day.

>>141522062
That's because she just pisses in a bottle and drinks it again since it's all pure holy water

>>141522341
>you will never be a giant toad

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>The Era of Yunyun
>/a/ switches over to the better-endowed Crimson Demon mage
Soon.

>>141523439
NEVER

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>>141523592
>larger and therefore superior bosom
>dere-dere for Kazuma
>actually useful magic
Accept your fate.

>>141523646
>useless bags of fat
>superior

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>>141523675

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>>141523705

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>>141523762

>Jam it in
>spooky music starts to play
>look megumin straight in the eye
>I am the alias of lust incarnate
>In accordance with the principles of all creation
>Let the hard-on of eroticism descend unto me
>EXPLOOOOOOOSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN

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Their aspirations, right to left:
>writer
>tavern proprietress
>make a soccer team with Kazuma
>magical imouto
>Clan chief
>nothing in particular
>brocon

>>141516544
Megumin is made for involuntary anal sex.

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>>141524169
Should probably save that for an Iori thread.

>>141524096
me on the left

>>141523646
>sucks the dick of anyone that gives her the time of day

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>>141523439
>>141523646
But anon, you're welcome to her.
Just understand one thing.
We Meguminfags do respect various qualities of Yunyun... but when it's time to choose, we STILL go for the flatter, useless mage who casts explosion and then needs us to hitch a ride home till her mana recovers... or until we draintouch-rape a convenient victim to pump our Megumin up to full again.

>>141524096
Me on the second from right.

>>141524169
http://exhentai.org/g/931347/c2b03408c5/

>>141524702
http://exhentai.org/g/929898/dc0ca70ebc/

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>>141516699
So you're planning to bang her?

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>>141524863

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>>141516544
Is this her pet?

>>141524475
The carrying is my favorite part.

>>141525191
I imagine she isn't fond of slime.

>>141524702
>>141524760
What was the doujin that had the "You got mindbroken after only 3 panels" page? I seem to have lost it.

>>141525560
There's only like 3 in english

>>141525560
http://exhentai.org/g/915493/f90dc77d28/

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When did you realize Eris > Aqua?

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>>141526585
>Pads

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>O sincere cultist, I will bestow you with a holy incantation that will spare you from the clutches of the devil. ‘Eris stuffs her bosom with pads’— Whenever you feel lost again, just repeat this incantation. If you see someone troubled like you, do tell them this too.

>>141524096
Has Nerimaki ever spoken? She's got a cool design but I think she was in the background the entire time.

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>>141527683
Maybe Megumin's spinoff. I'm reading the unofficial fanfiction now.

>>141516544
No,i'm not muslim

>>141527743
I looked through the first volume again. Her name is called out and that's it. That's disappointing.

>>141531633
Am I a jerk if I want to explode on her face right after doing anal?

>>141531844
no, you're a man

>>141523646
I'm not a fan of doormats. Plus, Kazuma needs people who will disagree with him and get him to actually work.

>>141524863
CARLOS

>>141532054
Thanks. It's just I think I developed a Pavlov reflex when it comes to Megumin. I get an erection quickly and have these nasty thoughts about her asshole and my dick automatically popping up in my head.

>>141516762
>I laugh in the face of danger. HAHAHAH

Can someone explain to me how somehow Megumin became the main girl?

She's not the first girl. She's not important to the plot. She doesn't have any special relation nor interactions with MC at all, in fact. Looking objectively there's absolutely zero reason to consider her main girl. And yet this is a fact the entire fanbase just seems to innately accept, and it's universal. It's just bizarre.

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Reminder

>>141532698
She's the most popular.

>>141532698
But Megumin does have special interactions with Kazuma and she's probably the one who is most blindly loyal to him.

>>141532698
Prime rape and breeding target. The other ones either put up too much resistance or like it too much.
Also sex voice, combined with the fact that Rei got a lot of supporters since her first roles and thar pantyshot on purpose.

>>141532698
Because she's objectively the best girl.

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>>141516544
I'm more a fan of tidal waves, personally.

>>141532945
>Prime rape and breeding target
There definitely should be more anal doujins of her

>>141532920
>But Megumin does have special interactions with Kazuma and she's probably the one who is most blindly loyal to him.
In the anime? There was no such thing. Megumin is treated as no different from the rest of the team. If anything Kazuma is shipped more with Aqua than anyone else.

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>>141532698
>She doesn't have any special relation nor interaction with MC at all

She's had the most development with Kazuma by far, the only other girl that comes close is Darkness but she's a crazy pervert

>>141533006
Man, I need to finish Vesperia.

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>>141516762
Sorry m8, I don't play cancerous heroes.

>>141532480
Thats the zeppelin anon

>>141533268
Thank god they changed warden, rapier rush was truly cancerous.

>>141533268
>>141534120
>>>/v/

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>>141533106
I think it's mainly 'cuz of the LN. Anime covers only first 2, but most of the romantic development happens later.
That's why Megumin is nº 1.

>>141516544
Skythefag is gay.

>>141534134

>being this insecure

>>141534741
>being a crossboarding shitstain

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>>141519727

>>141532698
she's simply the best

>>141535468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

>>141535468
>>141535534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTte01kdG_k