What would happen if you made a contract with Kyuubey but told

Then he doesn't do shit and leaves you alone.
Or, you get a soul gem but no special powers to fight witches.

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>>141505501
You have cause a break in the space-time contuum.

>>141505501
Immediately turn into a familiar and then killed by some cute loli some time later.

>>141505690
*continuum

>>141505697
What if you wished never to become a witch? What about a soul gemthat will never fill with despair?

>>141505742
"No"

The entire reason for this shit is to fuck with thermodynamics, so if your wish does not produce energy for him he won't bother.

>>141505813
What if Madoka made either of those wishes?

>>141505501
You become a magical boy, gosh anon you are really dumb

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>>141506493
But what if you wanted to remain a girl? Won't you despair?

>>141506544
Then you become a magical woman! Word you wishes better you wanker

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>>141505501
You'll become a magical fruit

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>>141505501

What if you wish to be incapable of suffering?

>>141506677

Then you turn into a tree.

>>141506687
What if you wish to be incapable of suffering, but otherwise unchanged? AKA enlightened?

You guys: What if you wish for entropy to stop foreva lul xD

>>141505501

You'd become a magical girl with the powers of negation

What if you wish for the ice caps to melt, and the poles to shift?

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>>141505501
Incubator will object retarded or pointless wish and you need to convince him it's not or he should leave alone. Madoka is special case so he kept nagging her.

What if you wished Kyubey was a magical girl?

>>141505501
>What would happen if you made a contract with Kyuubey but told him your wish is "not becoming a magical girl"?
You clearly have never watched the show or didn't pay attention. So you are a retard for asking.

>>141506744

Oh, then everything stops. Completely. Forever.

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>>141506824
A better wish would be to have violent, rage filled hate sex with kyubey.

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What if you wished for world peace?

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kyubey doesn't contract with males because they are too emotionally stable, so they would never witch out

>>141507241
Mankind will go extinct.
True peace achieved.

>>141507304
I don't really understand that there's no single doujin where kyubey exploits guys' libido to save the universe.

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>>141507304
>incubator for ants

>>141507319
Damn Kyubey.

>>141507354
Kyubey will end up in a sticky situation.

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>>141505501
You just can't come to use magical powers and will wait for your death due to no ability to fight against witches. However, Kyubey will only say "Your wish was granted!".

>>141505501
What if you wished to become one of him so that you could then find a buddy that you arranged to wish more many wishes that benifit you both and you can grant because you give no shits.

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>>141507405
Because their duties will be remained.

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>>141507513

>>141507304
>they are too emotionally stable,
You have never been in /r9k/ don't you?

>>141507628
not since it went to shit

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>>141507499
They might not have their Soul Gems and don't need to purify them but witches probably attack the contractors.

>>141507499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmyaaabAVL8

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>>141507859
You can not escape the "Duty".

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>>141505501
What if you wish to kill all incubators?

>>141508264
They die and the next generation of terminal bodies shows up.

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>>141508264
Noooo! This is cruel!!! I need to wake up!

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>>141508310
What if you wish to kill all alien lifeforms?

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>>141508400
What makes an alien? Do aliens see us as aliens? If so, we will alsobe annihilated

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>>141508400
I guess that would lighten Madoka's workload

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>>141508400
Yes, yes! By you and I.

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>>141508486
Any lifeforms that aren't native to earth

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>>141508546
What can I do for you?

>>141505501
Probably this, you get a gem and no way to fight witches so no grief seeds. Game over.

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>>141508546
Ah, good bye, Incubators.

>>141505501
>not becoming a magical girl

Who wouldn't even want to become a magical girl?

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>>141508546
>implying Kyubey isn't native to earth.

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>>141505501
What if you wish your head was detachable?

>>141508720
You will also be granted a horse.

>>141505501
Becoming a magical girl is the contract, so nothing happens. When Madoka made her wish she cancelled their contract, thus returning them to normal

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I'm sad. What was wrong?

>>141507167
Just wish his kind felt emotion like humans.
Or worse, he/they experience all the emotions/despair of those around them or magical girls.

>>141508736
What if you dont want a horse?

>>141508833
Sell it.

>>141507628
>>141507802

>Remember when /r9k/ was good?
>>>/r9k/ was never good.

what if you wish to be an all powerful genie

>>141508931
Get trapped in a magical lamp.

my wish would be for kyuubei's race to be in a state of sexual masturbation until death.

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I'll go to sleep. This world is too cruel. I can meet !Gmeguca in my dream and discuss with him there. Good night.

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>>141508931
>what if you wish to be an all powerful genie

Practically, you would probably become only as "all powerful" as far as your meguca power allowed. And let's face it, most anons probably wouldn't be another Madoka or Homura, the typical anon would more likely to be a low-mana magical girl with a lifespan of a few weeks.

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>>141508546
Good night, !GMeguca.

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>>141509055

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Oh great, another tripfag circlejerk thread

>>141509247
It is just Lawnchair trying to grab the attention of another. Learn to read.

>>141509085
Pls sleep forever

>>141509262
>implying I'm going to read the conversation of a bunch of tripfags
When did posting with a trip become so acceptable?

>>141509287
It was back when 4 chan started.

>>141509287
And they aren't having a conversation at all.

>>141509021
You clean up the mess.

>>141505742
You would probably be killed in combat, like Mami.

I would wish that all witches behavior would be changed so that they only want to kill each other.

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>>141509951
I got it. I wish for an indestructible soul gem that never fills with despair.

>>141510007
Walpurgis will remain victorious. What will happen to her after all witch die?

>>141505742
Implying you would know magical girls turns into witches in the end. They won't even approach you if you did.

>>141510093
Madoka knew.

>>141505501
You're already a not a magical girl; you can't make a contract for that.

>>141505742
That wouldn't work because magic is powered by emotions. In order to eliminate the possibility of your despair, you'd need to destroy all of your emotions, and thus your soul gem would immediately become empty and you would die.

>>141510270
Can I wish to become a coobie?

>>141510918
No, because you're distinct from the incubator hivemind.

>>141511008
Never stopped the Borg.

>>141505501
He'd fuck your shit up until you want to be one. I'd like to be a magical girl. Then I'd be able to wear frilly dresses and die in spectacular fashion instead of the impending heart attack that's coming someday.

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>>141511403
Can you wish to be a meguca with the best fashion? You can rival Madoka's maximum frills.

I WISH TO BE THE STRONGEST WALPURGISNACHT POSSIBLE

So how often do they have to refill their shit? Fighting a little shit witch every once in a while for getting my wish granted doesn't sound that bad. Even if you "only" wish for unlimited money you can have a good life like that.

>>141507405
So nothing changes?

>>141511981
Except cubey then walks away and goes to find someone willing to make an actual wish.

>>141511815
As often as needed. You can wait till it's nearly full then use a grief seed.

>>141505501
Then he would skip making you a magical girl and you would just instantly turn into a witch, stupid. What did you think would happen?

>>141508669
Werent you insulting?

>>141511356
Incubators aren't assimilators.
>>141511815
Depends on one's "magical potential." Merely sustaining one's body drains the soul gem at a certain rate, but if you rarely use your magic, then maybe one grief seed per week or fewer ought to be sufficient. Grief seeds are multi-use, although it would be smart to build up a reserve.

>>141510085
>What will happen to her after all witch die?
shell wait for more witches to pop up

How are incubators made?

>>141514819
https://youtu.be/C1fyFaugmhI

>>141514819
With sugar and spice
And everything nice

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>>141513358
Walpurgis will have a fun time with Gretchen.

>>141514984
Does that mean Kyubey is the perfect little girl?

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>>141506824
Now you eventually get a Kyubey witch, good job.

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>>141515075
qb a qt

>>141514819
Asexual reproduction, probably.

>>141505501

You just told him no is all you did.

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I'd wish for Homura to be happy

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>>141509104
Witch Mami is qt.
But she's still a pedo.

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>>141510085
Kyouko a cute.
A CUTE.

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>>141519742
how is this better than this?

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>>141519806
STOP

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Who else likes Ketchup and Mustard?

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>>141519806
Well, considering this is actually canon, so there's that.

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>>141519880

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>>141519977
PLEASE

>>141505501
I wish to kill all tripfags.

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I like black and red better desu

>>141507395
Put your glasses on, faggot.

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>>141520030
Mean. What's wrong with tripfags?
>>141520165
Fine.

>>141507395
Put your glasses on, faggot. That incubator has enough detail to surmount Taj Mahal in beauty.

>>141505501
You become a witch instantly. There.

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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Is Homura an autist?

>>141519742
>>141519806
>>141519880
>>141519918
>>141519958
>>141519977
>>141520018
>>141520090
Oh fuck off, samefagging attention whore.

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>>141520578
Those aren't all me, though.
Why do you accuse me of such things?

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How do you explain this?

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>>141505501
What if Madoka just wished for every process in the world to become reversible?

Stupid fucking whore. We saw Homura solve difficult math yet she apparently doesn't know anything about thermodynamics.

>>141520877
If all thermodynamic processes were perfectly reversibly, the planets would fall apart and life would cease to exist. The irreversibility of entropy is important to the very structure of the universe.

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>wish for everything to become inexistant
Where do you get your despair from then, little faggot?

>>141521009
>[citation needed]

>>141521009
what if my wish is that you're a faggot

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I think we can all agree Homura deserves love and eternal salvation.

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>>141520714

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>>141521411
Yes, that she does.

>>141521411
it is well that madoka is all-forgiving since homura did everything wrong

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>>141520877
She is 14 years old
She doesn't give a shit about thermodynamics

>>141519742
>>141519806
>>141519918
>>141519958
>>141520090
>>141520461
>>141520643
>>141520714
>>141521009
>>141521411
>>141521518
The most valuable wish anyone could make it to kill you. You are bar none of the most damage and asshole person on the site, maybe even world. There is literally no one else who acts like you.

And there is zero reason for you to be alive. Haven't you noticed how even the mods have been getting sick of you.

And yes, all of these posts are yours. You will try to say they are not, and that will only prove you are, because you refuse to address anything else. Like how you're a bad person and shit head, and you ruin threads.

>>141521750
>getting upset on the internet
ishygddt

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>>141521750
>ruining threads
All I'm doing is posting cute girls doing cute things. I'm not getting in the way of discussion, there's one going on right now.

Why are you so mean though? It's kind of childish to be honest.

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>>141521862
>>141521873
You are the only one who gets upset and cries, because everyone hates you and wants you dead. And the problem that everyone has with you is that you you refuse to fuck stop shitting up threads for other a year.

And you have been told repeatedly you are not just posting "cute girls" you are post images that degrade the characters and demean them. Meaning the quality you are posting is low quality. Thus there is shit in the thread.

Why am I so mean? I'm not being mean, I'm be blunt and honest.

>>141520643
As far as I'm concerned, all you "lol u mad" or "just posting cute girls" crack spamming attention whores behave exactly the same and are difficult to reason with.

>making drama on the internet
guys please stop

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>>141521984
>you are post images that degrade the characters
Who says it degrades them? I say it enhances them, allowing flexibility within a series of "what if"s.
>and demean them
no
>the quality you are posting is low quality
Literally your opinion.

>>141522109
>oh boy, this argument again

>>141522109
>this excuse again
>litterally tumblr's argument

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>>141522195
>anything I don't like is Tumblr

>>141522052
>>141522109
It's funny, because that's exactly what you are trying to do.
Everyone else just wants good threads and a nice fandom. People are sick of literal tangible loss as you result of your actions. And people don't like it when they lose things. It's normal to fix the problem, you, that is making them lose things.

You have been told how degrades and demeans them thousands of times you just keep ignoring it over and over, and you are going to play stupid and pretend you haven't just so you can have an "excuse" to make another post with crack in it. Who says it degrades? Fact. Not that you care. And quality is not opinion based. Quality is based on the mathematical sum of everything around the subject in question. You can't dismiss everything as an opinion.

>>141521137
If every process was readily reversible, they would all exist in a state of dynamic equilibrium, as opposed to tending to the one process that maximizes entropy. The universe would be completely unrecognizable, because all the chemical and physical reactions we are familiar with would automatically be reversing themselves simultaneously.

>>141522217
>hurr you don't like
>implying your behavior isn't the issue
>literally baiting to spite.

>>141522217
And you know what else makes you a 100% scumbag status? How you literally refuse to stop.

Even if you pretend you are someone new, and you weren't the same crack shitposter who's been ruining the fandom for over a year, you should still be a civil and not shitbag person. Meaning you stop posting something that the people you are currently discussing with are against.

And no, tumblr is known for it's shit shipping traits. What are you doing? Shit shipping.

>>141505501
Then you turn into a semen demon who is tasked with harvesting the second most potent source of energy: young boys libido.

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>>141522217
>deviantart

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>>141522233
>Quality is based on the mathematical sum of everything around the subject in question
No, it isn't. Quality is subjective to the individual perceiving the thing being described. A McDonald's hamburger is going to be a lot tastier, and have more quality, to a starving African child than it is to the average American.
>>141522322
> and you weren't the same crack shitposter who's been ruining the fandom for over a year
I'm not
>you should still be a civil and not shitbag person.
I stopped being civil when you started telling me, and many others, that we were degenerate, useless pieces of shit who deserved to die and have our graves danced on. You want me to be civil? You start.
>If I don't like the ship he posts, he must be from Tumblr

>>141522571
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/quality
>The standard of something as measured against other things of a similar kind; the degree of excellence of something:
By your logic, eating shit is "high quality". It's not. I don't know how many times you've been told this, !Akemi. Perception IS NOT reality. And there is a whole lot more in that post to answer than what you did.

And yes, you are the crack shitposter who has been constantly ruining the fandom. How do I know? Because you have 100% if the exact same traits that you have always had. Traits that get explained almost every single thread.

>we were degenerate, useless pieces of shit who deserved to die and have our graves danced on. You want me to be civil? You start.
Answer this, shitbag degenerate, if you weren't doing something bad in the first place, what reason would people have to say those things to you?

>like
You using this word instantly means you are wrong.

>>141522571
>durr i'm not the same crack spammer
>spams the same exact homusaya images seen countless times

>>141505501
We have this same thread every fucking day. Stop making Madoka threads.

>>141523624
And everyday it's a tripfag circlejerk.