MOU HANASE! KORE WA WATASHI NO OWARI DESU!!

>>141423007
;_;

>>141423007
wait didd her head go missing?

>>141423084
>her

>>141423007

Z-zenzen mienakatta...

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>>141422911
>didn't start the thread with the "yaa gomen gomen"
pretty good

>>141423007
what?
Did he got kill ?

>>141423007
>Tag, you're it.
>Wait, are you okay dude?

>>141423007
*GASP* HE'S FAST!

>>141423091
My bad. Translated directly from my language.
That still didn't answer the question.

>>141423184
>Ikuuuuuu~

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>>141422911
KURAE

>>141423225
fast eagle

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>>141423007
速い!!

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>>141423007

>>141422911
ZETTAI DAMEDA KORE WO HANASHI GA NAI!

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>>141423084
Yes, it was so fast it just tore it apart

>>141423314
>eagle
It's a falcon, you dipshit.

>>141423184
>KURAE, KUSO BEAMU

>>141423533
whatever you say autist

>>141423084
No, it broke it's neck.

>>141423007
What the fuck happened? The slowmo doesn't help at all. You're telling me that eagle tackled the duck? The duck looked like he got shot.

>>141423706
>called out as a dumbass on the internet

y-yyeah well, nice autism you j-j-jerk

>>141424042
Yep. The predator bird probably snapped its neck using their talons.

In short, don't fuck with birds.

>>141424042
anon the hawk beheaded the duck

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>>141423720
Fucking anubis

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>>141423007
>breakneck speed

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>OI

>>141422911
KONOMAMADEWA FUTARITOMO OCHITESHIMAU

>>141423244
>You will taste the power of my stand, Monkey Magic!

>>141423007
>thread turned into animal gore before anybody even posted inb4 animal gore
time to evacuate

>>141425003
natural selection and go away

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OKAERI

>>141422911
＞もう離せ！これは私の終わりです！
google translate tier

yahhh

>>141423390

s-shimatta!

>>141422911
>DESU
Who the fuck would worry about being polite when they are about to die?

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HAYAKU NIGERO!

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>>141423620

>>141424702
10/10

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Ecchi shiose?

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>>141425462
Oh god why

>>141425381
Manners are important

>>141425741
Goats are goat tier animals

>>141425381
Bitch that is like the most important time to be polite. You don't want to put off any potential savior do you? And if you do die anyway at least you'll be remembered as that really polite guy.

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>>141422911
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

>>141424183

No, he snapped his neck. If you pause it, you can see the Duck's lead literally turn parallel to the ground.

That was a young falcon being a sneaky fucker. Ducks can actually put up a good fight.

>>141423007
Holy shit hawks are fast as fuck.

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>>141425462
damn , Lions are beautiful

>>141427050
>waiting for subs

>>141427015

Falcon.

Rule of thumb - falcons rise, then dive.

Hawks jump from a perch and rip things apart.

>>141424702
CARLOOOOS!

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>>141425127
B-BAKA INU!

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KISAMAAAAA! *PFFT* URUSAI!

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Mou iyada! Tasukete kure!

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>>141426885

>>141427374
That's one stupid fucking cat.

>>141427374
Nande konnani ganbatteruno? Yamete kudasai!

>>141427648
Maybe it's just an autistic cat that likes repetitive patterns and actions?

>>141425462
;_;

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Ittekimasu!

>>141424702
Fucking Carlos

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>>141429159
Saraba da!

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>>141427374
Holy fuck, my sides.

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DOSTEDT

>>141429512
>walk in
>see this
what do?

>>141429159
>amphibians over the world endangered due to fungus outbreak
>this stupid fuck wastes a prime specimen
I hope somebody busted his ass for this senseless behaviour.

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>>141422911

>>141423084
No, you can still its head is still attached but the neck is broken and dislocated. Its a young hawk, their strategy is literally hit and running on prey till their older.

>>141429512
Nekorare

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>>141429609

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>>141429623
You fucker.

>>141429617
Pls, no. ; - ;

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Nature and man really don't go hand in hand.

>>141429733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpb7F7bAsM

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>>141425462
Stuff like this usually makes me sad, but the way the third lion just saunters up and gets the calf at the end gives me a right giggle.

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>>141429623
Every time.

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>>141429766
No matter how many times I see this, it never gets any less unsettling.

>>141423720
>This kills the crab
Not today motherfucker

>>141429766
Imagine if you were a human and got sucked like that

>>141429159
>how to deal with frogposters.webm

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Since this thread will get inevitably deleted, I have a question, does /a/ like watching anime with their pets?

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this thread is tanoshii

>>141430112
>>141430010
>>141429766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh6aQ51b_ZQ

>>141429766
You can just see the "oh shit" look on its blank arthropod face.

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>>141430225
Jesus.

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>>141430342
>>141430225
Holy fuck

Just imagine that kind of ending for you, its literally being liquidated in a fucking split second, I can't even fathom it

>>141427648
Some cats and dogs tend to lose their fucking minds when they fall into water, you would never be able to guess whether they're liking it or not. It becomes an instant drug for them.

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Do not watch this if you love dogs.

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YADA OKA-SAN!

GAKKOU WA TANOSHII JA NAI!

>>141430225
Did she teleport?

>>141430148
I let my female cockatiel sit on my shoulder when watching vietnamese cartoons.

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>>141430530
Oh my fuck, imagine being surrounded by all that floof.

>>141430530
Thanks. I got diabetes now.

>>141430530
I know this is an off-topic thread, but fuck. I want a dog so badly.

>>141430559
To another dimension

>>141423007
>literally *teleport behind you*

>>141430729
A better place?

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TANOSHII DESU

I feel really bad for knowing most of these, thanks /a/

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>>141430571
>tfw my bird died

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>>141424042
>The slowmo doesn't help at all
slowmo helps no one but himself

>>141430763
not
>obama_sees_snow_for_the_first_time.gif

>>141429921
I wonder if PETA knows how fucked up nature is

>>141430463
I think the cat really wanted to get over the wall for whatever reason and just kept missing and falling in.

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>>141424932

>>141430952
>Arabic

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>>141430763
That thing's gonna grow up and rip her face off.

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>>141430415
>file name

>>141429616
It's a cane toad. They're such a problem in Australia that people are encouraged go out of their way to try and kill them.

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>>141429921
That tortured squealing will haunt my dreams. The weird low-pitched baying the other pigs made in the background while it happened make it all the worse.

>>141429921
And then, silence.

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>>141431052
>mfw I still remember that phonecall

>>141431052
>>141431052
Nope
Almost all great apes and many apes are absolute bro tier when raised in captivity alongside humans. They are surprisingly adaptive to humans. Great apes (chimps, orangutans, all the monkeys without tails including us) are far more intelligent than the regular apes (money with tails)

My cousin is researching great apes behavior for his PhD. He says great apes are almost always logical and human like in decision making.
Also protip, don't ever offend a monkey, they're strong as fuck and short tempered, enough to beat an average guy to death. Cousin offended a rhesus by approaching him in his cage despite the warnings. Rhesus slapped my cousin so hard he had his ear ringing for two days and the slap left a mark for around a week.
This was from a medium sized, teenaged rhesus, not even a full grown one

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>>141431590
>all the monkeys without tails including us

>>141431870
We ARE great apes tho

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>>141431590

>>141425462
christ those fuckers were well hidden

>>141431888
>we
WE

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>>141431888

>>141431888
on the faggot scale you're rating faggot

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Misetearou.. Kore wa ore no shin no sugata da.

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>>141431590

>>141427381
holy shit it actually tore the lower bill a part

>>141432016
Sup, christian, how was your science class?

>>141431590
>(money with tails)
Yeah, heads is far more intelligent.

>>141430225
What kind of shark is that anyway?

>>141432305

It's a vanishark

>>141431590
>t. Monkey Internet Defense Force

>>141429921
that actually being an asshole, just shut up and wait and see if the alligator can outsmart the pig, dont help baiting him

>>141431978
WUZ

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NANI WO SURUNDA

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KONNO YAROU!

>>141433124
Man dogs are fucking retarded.

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>>141433124
How can they not see?

>>141433195
For one most dogs are color blind

>>141429921
Omae wa mo shindeiru.

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>>141433155
>>141433195
Hayaku hayaku!

>>141424702
CARLOS IS SAVAGE!

>>141429766
>>141430225
This helps my imagination next time I reread Dolly Kill Kill

>>141427166
Thats actually pretty good to know. I've been wondering what the main difference between the two was for a while now.

>>141431888
Only a faggot would think evolution is real.

>>141427381
>QUALITY

TOKI WO TOMARE

ZA WARUDO

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ZA WORLDO

>>141427374
Reminds me of the definition of insanity.

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>>141433550
YOU MONSTER

>>141433307
Dogs cant see red or green and cant see details from certain angles
https://dog-vision.com/

>>141433550
Goddamn bullies.

>>141433550
Did it die?

>>141432145
>macroevolution
>science

You know science was invented by Christian Europe, right? Fedoras believed in alchemy before that.

>>141433726
>You know science was invented by Christian Europe, right?
That is false.

>>141433550
Tags: emtpy_eyes after_feeding white_hair struggling pov

>>141433550
I giggle uncontrollably every time I see this. They shut down under stress to avoid predators or some shit, right?

>>141433544
my fucking sides

>>141433307

You're way retarded than dogs ffs. Color blindness =/= narrow vision.

>>141433764

So, tell me, when was the scientific method was established? Do you even know what science is?

>>141433843
How would that be beneficial if he's running away from predators?

>>141433912
"scientific method" existed since before agriculture.
Its just Europe had resources to support "scientists".

>>141433930
Play dead when you face bear to find out.

>>141433930
Yeah that's what I didn't get either. Maybe it's a genetic defect, like with those myotonic goats.

>>141430148
Trying to teach my cockatiel to sing some of my favorite yet simple OP themes

>>141433982

So, no. You have no concept of science. You're just one of those Faceberg/Reddit fedoras.

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BAKA SEMPAI! >:P

>>141434063
Idea of changing what you do based on observation is as old as humanity itself. Modern science is just little better in figuring out those observations by using math.

>>141434063
Not the guy you're memeing on, but isn't science just experimentation with regards to shit like biology, math, physics and shit like that?

>>141433365
I don't think this one has to do with the dog being stupid.
It's probably some kind of consent thing where to dog thinks he needs permission to enter and leave and the owner opening the door is consent.

Certain dogs are very good at following rules. It's to bad that the majority of people don't take the time or have no idea how to train them.

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>>141423168
Peregrine falcon swooped in at 420 km/h (260 mph) and decapitated the duck in one hit. These falcons are badass.

>>141434062
Male or female cockatiel?

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T-Tsuyoi

>>141430530
I guess 4chan has finally broke me i kept waiting for the truck or snowmobile that was gonna run into them all.

>>141434206
I always thought that one might be a training thing, like the dog was waiting for permission to enter the house.

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>>141422911
>Long live the King

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Give me one.

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TASUKETE!

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>>141434323
Be the change you want to see, Anon.

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>>141434299

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>>141434323
Don't open this.

>>141425462
it literally shit its self when the lions jumped out

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>>141434273
Male, I had a female with him when I first got them both but I think he ended up killing her because they used to hiss at each other a lot and after a while I found her dead on the cage floor ;_; I don't know much about bird behavior but I try to take care of him and love him a lot.

>>141434627
DEJAVU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET

>>141434627
[muffled eurobeat in the distance]

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>>141434590
U-unf.

>>141430253
Every time.

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>>141434688
I lost my male cockatiel when he flew out the door years ago. All I had left for awhile was my female cockatiel who was really sweet and docile, took me awhile to realize stroking a female tiel on the back leads to them going into heat though.

>>141425462
Nature is scray and mean

>>141433641
If at first you don't succeed...

>>141423390
KIRRA KWEEN

>>141434206
They are canines not vampires.

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>>141434890

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KONO YAROU

>>141434888
WHOA

>>141434888
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT

>>141434888
All according to keikaku

>>141434990

SHOKEI

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>>141434968
What a hero.

>>141434866
>>141434688
Cockatiels are dumb pets

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KYAAAAAA HENTAI

>>141434299
>>141434582
How is that even possible?
>>141434590
Eat this fucker!

>>141423390
michael bay's dog

>>141430530
i want to be that bitch.

>>141434604
Hell, I would shit myself too if 3 lions jumped out of fucking nowhere.

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>>141435143
What did you just say?

>>141434590
Man I'll never get over how weirdly sexual this is.

>>141435265
cockatoos go insane without companion cockatoos.

>>141435265
Birds are dumb pets

What's so good about a cockatiel or a sun conure or parrot

>>141435143
>>141435365
I bet you're a degenerate dogfag

>>141429766
>>141430225
Shit's scary yo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>141435403
No, i have a cat

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>>141435365
They're cute.

>>141435143
Pls dont insult other people pets. All pets are cute and deserve love and attetion.

>>141434888
Why not just butter both sides?

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>>141435365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHmsoata08

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>>141435430
This.

>>141435466
o i need to point the race issue ?

>>141434590
>You will never have a big cat that is this loveable

I like my house cats, but I would totally trade them for a domesticated cheetah

>>141435365
Ravens and crows soon will make a civilization

>>141435509

What is this specific bird called?

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>>141435489
If only Okuu was that smart.

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>>141435548

>>141434990
Fuck deer

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>>141434360
what why

>>141434990
The dog didn't do anything, while the cat was blatantly stalking the little one. Deer are cute, but what the hell man

>>141435615
Because fuck kids

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>>141434590
What is going on there

>>141435562
Sun Conure?

>>141435579
That caats does fucking parkour

>>141427050
TSUMARANAI NO SEKAI

>>141435634

If it makes you feel any better it came after the cat too.

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>>141435634
She thought they were gonna double gang her son so she took out the bigger target.

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>>141435596
Fuck deer!

>>141435667
Female cheetah being friendly. I Wonder if he's rubbing her when she's in heat.

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Oyasumi, /a/!

>>141435710
Doesn't make me feel better, but at least it didn't ignore the cat.

>>141434590
Get lost Miia, Darling has found true love.

Can mods do me a favo and delete this shit thread? Thanks

>>141435579
Makes me wish my cat wasn't a cunt.

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Sutekiiii~!

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>>141435781
can mods do me a favor and delete this faggot?

>>141434990
Fuck deers

>>141435733
I never knew I wanted a deer centaur before.

>>141434990
>F.O.E.

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SHIAWASE~

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>>141434688
>>141434866
Man this hits me in the feels. I used to have the sweetest little female cockatiel for 5 years before she passed away due to some sort of immune system failure after she got a cold.

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>>141435731

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Haaa? Temera!

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OIHII~

>>141435430

Jesus Christ that's too cute, do bird make themselves 'clothes' like that in the wild?

>>141435538
Sure, go for it.

>>141434990
>yeah I see that the cat is obviously after my baby but there's a dog half a block away so we have to fight

Nature is like a bad shounen manga.

>>141435981
>>141430148

>>141435894
have you not played warcraft 3

>>141436045
I thought about the dryads from that game just after posting.

they're shit

>>141435981
>3dpd slut
>in my anime board
>posting in animal shit thread that goes off topic

>>141429921
>literally went and murdered a pig for shits and giggles
sure hope the guy who threw the bait hears some pig screams at night.

>>141430112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>141436076
micro harder.

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>>141435978
Please stop.

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>>141435143
if you don't love your cockatiel, she wont grow breasts for you

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>>141430225
>It went into the pipe!

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>>141435894
Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"

>>141435949
>the gorilla trying to sign to the goose to calm down

Sorry bro there's no more room for diplomacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec4o2mFE-Yo

Why are Japanese bird owners so much better then Western ones?

>>141434888
nigga just divided by zero

>>141433124
Internet_arguments.gif

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OMAE NO AITE WA ORE DA!

>>141436227
I dunno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

>>141435949
Things required in order to be a goose
>have wings
>be an asshole
That's it.

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OTOKO DA

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MACHIYAGARE! LUPIN!!

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>>141423007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRl9UZGQ3D4

Fuck I hate webm. They have no thumbnail like regular gifs.

>>141436259
>>141436227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuxzHjsjY

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What's a good one for this? Probably something shounen related.

>>141434888
LAAAAAY YOUR HANDS ON ME

>>141436489
touchdown.webm

>>141436489
BAKANA!

>>141435999
RUDE

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Honk! Honk!

>>141436436
What?

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>>141436616

Someone post the two humming birds dodging a hawk/falcon attacking them, it was some Ace Combat aka Mobius One level shit.

>>141436616
Holy shit, geese are weird.

>>141436616
Nature is fucked up.

>>141431590
>Monkeys are bro tier guys but don't look at them funny or they'll slap your shit

Gee how convincing, monkey man.

>>141436489
El-ahrairah got some moves.
thats some mlg shit.

>animals are not smart
Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

>>141436492
Fucking hell you got me

This thread is about to make me fail university. Keep up the good work /a/.

>>141436666
VLC icon instead of thumbnail

>>141434348
It probably is. My cousin's husky will almost never get out through the front door unless he's called, even if he's excited as fuck and the door is open.

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Kyaa

>>141435615
HE BURNED HIS PATCH

>>141436884
Ah, you are retarded, got it.

>>141436799
THATS OUR STUFFLES!
(recorded laughter)

>>141433124
My dog does that sometimes. When I take her to the dogpark, she loves barking at other dogs through the gate, but if I let her inside, she's complete chicken shit.

>>141429921
I wonder how that one anon survived that crocodile attack, even if he lost an arm that thing looks savage

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IKUZO!

>>141435489
>bird using a branch nothing I haven't seen before
>makes a hook
holy shit, clever girl

>>141434590
CAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIIIIIGHT

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>>141436905

>>141435949
this fuckers and swans forget they aren't dinosaurs anymore

>>141434968
>Nisekoi

>>141423195
Hehe underrated

>>141436616
CHEEEEEE- Oh wait.

>>141436489
The raptor got schooled so hard it just stares at the rabbit

>>141434990
Is it dead?

>>141437143
>>141437093
>>141436905
Crows are cute

>>141432040
Pretty imaginative.

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>>141437195

>>141437195
Swans can fuck you up good. They go for the eyes with their snake necks and they pummel the SHIT out of you with their hard, bony elbows and powerful pecs.

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>>141423007
I guess you could say he didn't DUCK in time.

>>141434590
Cheetah monmusu when?

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>>141437407
Why can't my cat do the same?

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>>141436740
itadakimasu

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>>141423007
>Literally only appears for one frame in the slo-mo
Jesus Christ.